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Archives for January 2019

Saturday Evening Open Thread: Samwise!!

by Major Major Major Major|  January 26, 201910:07 pm| 90 Comments

This post is in: Cat Blogging, Gamer Dork, Open Threads

We’re finally moving in to the new apartment in Midtown East. Today I went upstate to get Samwise from my friend who’d been taking care of him lo these many months. He’s acclimating very well for a dislocated cat.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled vituperations. I’m going to play Octopath Traveler, probably. Open thread!

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Schadenfreude Open Thread: Get Me Roger Stone

by Anne Laurie|  January 26, 20197:32 pm| 113 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Election 2016, Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Republican Venality, Republicans in Disarray!, Assholes

pic.twitter.com/utegYJ2dS9

— Susan Stone (@sdigitalmedia) January 26, 2019

The FBI isn’t being paid right now, but come on — I’d do this for free too. https://t.co/4Nr2ttwaVh

— shauna (@goldengateblond) January 25, 2019

You have to understand that the key lessons all Republicans from Reagan to Gingrich to Cheney to Trump took from Watergate are 'don't get caught' and failing that 'pretend you didn't get caught.' pic.twitter.com/JJtzIPXzur

— Zeddy (@Zeddary) January 25, 2019

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Stone's been arrested
And it's very unlikely the shifty bastard weasels his way out of this hole pic.twitter.com/DWpLZnsE9j

— Jared 'Very Legal & Very Cool' Kushner (@PrezKushner) January 25, 2019

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— Life Coach Killer (@GuadalahonkyToo) January 25, 2019

Since we're doing this. Here's an actual 527 political organization formed by Trump's longtime friend, advisor and imminent criminal defendant Roger Stone. pic.twitter.com/ZxgqZ2Hge7

— Zeddy (@Zeddary) May 31, 2018

<operator> This is a collect call from Northern Virginia Federal Corrections. Do you accept the charges?

Stone: I accept

Manafort: I get the top bunk <click> pic.twitter.com/eOatM3cnvg

— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) January 26, 2019

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Nancy Pelosi’s Questions On Russia

by Cheryl Rofer|  January 26, 20195:05 pm| 147 Comments

This post is in: A Woman's Place Is In The House, Criminal Justice, Dolt 45, Domestic Politics, Election 2016, NANCY SMASH!, Trump-Russia, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome

Nancy Pelosi released a remarkable statement last night. Since she is a strategist, we can analyze it in terms of a strategy, a refreshing change from the last two years.

We have become accustomed to the idea that Donald Trump and his people have connections to Russia. The news has trickled out, first to surprise, now to boredom. But the number and type of connections are remarkable for a President of the United States, and they may well have been unlawful.

The general outlines of the story have been visible since the 2016 Republican primary, and there is a circumstantial case that Trump has been working with Russians and Russian money for a long time and had Russian help in the 2016 election. We have become inured to this and no longer hear it.

Pelosi’s statement is short and to the point.

The indictment of Roger Stone makes clear that there was a deliberate, coordinated attempt by top Trump campaign officials to influence the 2016 election and subvert the will of the American people.  It is staggering that the President has chosen to surround himself with people who violated the integrity of our democracy and lied to the FBI and Congress about it.

In the face of 37 indictments, the President’s continued actions to undermine the Special Counsel investigation raise the questions: what does Putin have on the President, politically, personally or financially? Why has the Trump Administration continued to discuss pulling the U.S. out of NATO, which would be a massive victory for Putin?

Lying to Congress and witness tampering constitute grave crimes.  All who commit these illegal acts should be held accountable to the fullest extent of the law.  We cannot allow any effort to intimidate witnesses or prevent them from appearing before Congress.

The Special Counsel investigation is working, and the House will continue to exercise our constitutional oversight responsibility and ensure that the Special Counsel investigation can continue free from interference from the White House.

Why did Pelosi release that statement last night? Certainly to further rattle Trump, after her victory over his demand for his wall. But I think there is more to it.

Robert Mueller’s team first established that there was a Russian operation to interfere in the 2016 election. Now Stone’s indictment connects that operation to the Trump campaign.

There is little evidence to support a counternarrative. The New York Times diagrams more than 100 contacts between the Trump campaign and Russians from the his announcement of candidacy in June 2016 through his inauguration. That is far more than can be accounted for by coincidence, and several of his campaign operatives have been charged or found guilty of lying about these contacts. If the contacts were innocuous, there would be no reason to lie.

Russia, sadly, is our adversary. After the Soviet Union broke up, there was a period of time in which Americans could believe that our two countries could work together. The two countries’ interests will always diverge, and Vladimir Putin is currently emphasizing those divergences.

Partnering with an adversary, with their illegal help in a campaign, is something new in a president. Further, we now know that Trump continued negotiations to build a Trump Tower Moscow, with bribery of Vladimir Putin, through most of 2016.

Trump’s behavior toward Russia since becoming President is also abnormal. He refuses to criticize Russia or Putin and has said that he takes Putin’s word over that of the American intelligence services. He is weak in supporting NATO’s mutual assistance Article V and disruptive at NATO and other international meetings. His domestic actions, notably the recent government shutdown, are damaging to the country. All of this can be read as favorable to Russia.

And we become inured to this because it continues, now for two years. But inordinate Russian influence on the President of the United States must be stopped.

That is what Pelosi is telling us. She has been at leadership briefings on the investigations into Russian influence and thus knows more than has been made public. She is an acute politician and understands that the people must be brought along in something this serious. Although it can be argued that much of Trump’s behavior as president qualifies for bringing impeachment now, there are additional qualifications that I believe Pelosi is considering.

One is that an impeachment investigation could interfere with Mueller’s investigation of crimes. Trials and jail for the guilty may be the best way to heal the nation. Pelosi’s statement recognizes the problem while leaving the heavy lifting to Mueller’s investigation.

The country is not prepared for the consequences of what we may learn. If Trump is clearly connected to Russian actions and influence, he should be removed. But Vice President Mike Pence was selected by Paul Manafort. Publicly, he has managed to stay relatively clean of Russian interaction, but it is hard to believe that an investigation would completely absolve anyone in the administration. Further, there is evidence that Russian influence extends into the Republican Party.

A worst-case scenario would be that Russian influence deeply contaminated the 2016 election and much of the Republican Party. Besides the President and Vice President, Senators and Representatives would have to be removed from office. There is a clear line of presidential succession to Nancy Pelosi as Speaker of the House, but the states would have to deal with replacing members of Congress.

There would be questions of legitimacy of the judges and Supreme Court Justices nominated and approved by those Russian-influenced officials. Trump supporters would be up in arms, although I think this factor has been exaggerated.

It would be a difficult time. That is why some are suggesting that we wait for the next election. But that is a form of ignoring the problem, just as letting the torturers of the Iraq War off in the name of national unity was. We are seeing bad actors who should long ago have been punished, like Roger Stone and Eliot Abrams, resurfacing. This time we need to deal fully with the problems.

 

Cross-posted to Nuclear Diner.

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Self-Indulgent Snark Open Thread: Another Man Bitterly Disappointed by Friday’s News Cycle

by Anne Laurie|  January 26, 20192:00 pm| 158 Comments

This post is in: 2020 Elections, I Can No Longer Rationally Discuss The Sanders Campaign, Open Threads, #notintendedtobeafactualstatement, OLD MAN YELLS AT CLOUDS

Bernie is about to announce his 2020 campaign, two sources confirm to @hunterw https://t.co/GMdBnSqveH

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) January 26, 2019


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Earned media was so easily available in 2016!

Bernie Sanders and Nancy Pelosi are the same age and have been in Congress the same length of time.

Pelosi fought the challenges of #sexism to become the first woman Speaker.

And Sanders?
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— Victoria Brownworth (@VABVOX) January 26, 2019

POLL: Which Nationalist-Populist should primary Trump?

— Scott Lincicome (@scottlincicome) January 26, 2019


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Extreme Self Expression

by $8 blue check mistermix|  January 26, 20199:03 am| 207 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, The Wingularity

I’m sad to report that this is the wingnuttiest set of bumper stickers I was able to record on my trip.  This one was captured in deepest Pennsyltucky.  I’m sure you’ve all seen more gaudy displays.

The nuttiest t-shirt I saw was at the Colorado Springs airport – I didn’t get a picture, but it went something like this:  “When North Korea Starts Dropping Bombs, the Soldiers Should Take a Knee and Let the Players Fight”.

Open thread.

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Saturday Morning Open Thread: REPUBS IN DISARRAY!

by Anne Laurie|  January 26, 20196:46 am| 162 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Dolt 45, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Republican Stupidity, Republicans in Disarray!, Assholes

This was the actual worst case scenario for Rs. Bear the brunt of a pointless shutdown, cave on CR for nothing, and tread water for 3 weeks before doing it again.

— Mac McClung Fan Account (@LPDonovan) January 25, 2019


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Talk about your lavish smorgasbords! I suppose I shall grow bored eventually… but not just yet.

And House Rs: just depressed. https://t.co/463DatcVQv

— Jonathan Swan (@jonathanvswan) January 25, 2019

Senate Republicans on Thursday:

A CR with no wall funding is unacceptable, doesn’t address the border

Senate Republicans on Friday:

President Trump is right, a CR with no wall funding is a sensible way forward

— Igor Bobic (@igorbobic) January 25, 2019

I think the extent of Trump’s defeat is being a little underplayed in some of this evening’s big multi-source wraps — it’s not just that Trump didn’t get his $5.7 billion, in this afternoon’s speech he finally admitted “The Wall” is a fantasy.

— Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) January 26, 2019

Here is the quote for context: pic.twitter.com/MYGDjLtX1s

— Travis McGee (@procrastin) January 26, 2019

Trump didn't become president by channeling his base's demand for a wall, he sold them the idea it should be their top demand in the first place. Now they're up in arms because he didn't get the thing he told them to demand. It's like a Twilight Zone ending.

— Benjy Sarlin (@BenjySarlin) January 25, 2019

Actually, the only outstanding question is whether the White House is stupid enough to do the one thing that polls as more unpopular than shutting down the government. https://t.co/AoYnyiMTvQ

— Daniel W. Drezner (@dandrezner) January 26, 2019


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The Usual Suspects — Round Them Up!

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— Schooley (@Rschooley) January 25, 2019

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Late Night Open Thread: Nancy Pelosi Is Smarter Than ‘The President’

by Anne Laurie|  January 26, 20193:01 am| 41 Comments

This post is in: A Woman's Place Is In The House, C.R.E.A.M., NANCY SMASH!, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Republicans in Disarray!

In the showdown with Nancy Pelosi, Trump's been exposed as pitifully weak, all bluster, a pathetic negotiator. Pelosi rolled him in every way. Egged on by right wingers, the whole thing was buffoonish from start to finish. *This* is how Trump's Art of the Deal works in real life.

— Peter Wehner (@Peter_Wehner) January 25, 2019

Low bar, admittedly. AND YET…

Fox News: "Nancy Pelosi here seems to be the victor because she held the line once she became Speaker, and it doesn't look like the president is going to get that border wall." pic.twitter.com/efjeIknAm3

— Lis Power (@LisPower1) January 25, 2019

Pelosi, asked how Trump will handle backdown on reopening government without wall money, gestures toward her office decorations: “we could plant these flowers along the border and he’d say, ‘I got my wall.’ “

— John Harwood (@JohnJHarwood) January 25, 2019

Even Tiger Beat on the Potomac, aka Politico, is reluctantly impressed!:

Two months ago, Nancy Pelosi was battling an internal Democratic rebellion trying to bar her from the speakership…

Now — just weeks after reclaiming the speaker’s gavel — the California Democrat has already bested President Donald Trump in a gut-wrenching fight that may help define the 116th Congress, while strengthening her hold over rank-and-file lawmakers…

…[J]just as she did with her Democratic critics weeks ago, Pelosi waited Trump out until he couldn’t take the heat anymore. Amid a wave of news stories on furloughed federal workers showing up at food banks or in unemployment lines, airports across the country facing slowdowns, thousands of IRS employees who weren’t returning to the job when ordered back without pay — or, perhaps more so, the public blaming him for the chaos – Trump wilted. Pelosi held firm.

“No one should ever underestimate the speaker, as Donald Trump has learned,” Schumer (D-N.Y.) told reporters Friday.

Pelosi’s victory over Trump will cement her power as she and House Democrats flex their muscles with their newfound majority. It will have substantial implications for the relationship between the two power players as they clash on everything from the Russia investigation to immigration to health care. And it’s already endearing Pelosi with progressives who’ve long awaited a leader who could stand up to — and defeat — the party’s No. 1 enemy at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave...

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