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Medium Large (Open Thread)

by Betty Cracker|  March 10, 20196:28 pm| 68 Comments

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This is a fairly large gator upriver from me:

Probably eight or nine feet, I’m guessing. Wouldn’t want to swim past it!

And here’s a swallow-tailed kite:

Enjoying your evening so far?

Open thread!

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  1. 1.

    NotMax

    March 10, 2019 at 6:31 pm

    Why are lazy Sundays so much more pleasurable than lazy any other days?

  2. 2.

    debbie

    March 10, 2019 at 6:36 pm

    Wouldn’t want to live near it!

  3. 3.

    debbie

    March 10, 2019 at 6:37 pm

    I would, however, like that gator to take a run at this person.

  4. 4.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    March 10, 2019 at 6:44 pm

    I swear I was never afraid of Florida pre-twitter, where it seems like there’s monstrous-gator news every ding-dong day

  5. 5.

    SiubhanDuinne

    March 10, 2019 at 6:45 pm

    O/T, but as far as I can determine (subject to correction), Trump hasn’t yet made any kind of public statement of concern or condolence about the lives lost — including eight American lives — in the Ethiopian Air disaster.

    Even Reagan would have released something by now.

  6. 6.

    burnspbesq

    March 10, 2019 at 6:47 pm

    @debbie:

    No self-respecting gator would eat that crap.

  7. 7.

    bystander

    March 10, 2019 at 6:48 pm

    …Wouldn’t want to swim past it!

    He’s probably thinking the very same thing.

  8. 8.

    Betty Cracker

    March 10, 2019 at 6:48 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: It’s not the gators you have to worry about.

  9. 9.

    Van Buren

    March 10, 2019 at 6:49 pm

    My sister is camping by some river in Florida and sent a picture of a similar gator at a similar distance from her tent.
    I’ll stick to the Adirondacks, thanks.

  10. 10.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    March 10, 2019 at 6:49 pm

    Went on a shoot last night with the local photography group to Pasadena, Pasadena City Hall. If you look real carefully you can see the moon and the lower portion of Orion.

  11. 11.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    March 10, 2019 at 6:50 pm

    @Betty Cracker: tell it to Poke Salad Annie’s Granny (chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp)

  12. 12.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    March 10, 2019 at 6:50 pm

    @Betty Cracker: It’s the MAGA’s.

  13. 13.

    BruceFromOhio

    March 10, 2019 at 6:51 pm

    This is a fairly large gator upriver from me:

    Sheesh, and I was bitching about the deer eating the lilacs.

    More totally goofing off today. BBQ chicken for dinner. Catching up on my video game fu. Trying not to think about the week ahead. Le sigh.

  14. 14.

    debbie

    March 10, 2019 at 6:52 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    Checked his feed and there’s nothing yet, but I found this gem from yesterday:

    Wacky Nut Job @AnnCoulter, who still hasn’t figured out that, despite all odds and an entire Democrat Party of Far Left Radicals against me (not to mention certain Republicans who are sadly unwilling to fight), I am winning on the Border. Major sections of Wall are being built…— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 9, 2019

  15. 15.

    Jerzy Russian

    March 10, 2019 at 6:53 pm

    @debbie: In the spirit of previous threads, that dickhead should either be subjected to flung monkey shit, or should be attacked by a flock of geese and/or swans.

  16. 16.

    SiubhanDuinne

    March 10, 2019 at 6:54 pm

    When I lived in Florida (1969-75), my then-husband used to golf nearly every weekend, and if I weren’t scheduled to work the morning shift at WUSF-FM, I would sometimes accompany him and his foursome as their Designated Golf Cart Driver. Don’t even remember the name of the course where they played, but it was lousy with gators — mostly babies, but every now and then, a big scary bull alligator.

    This explains why I was always happy to be assigned the sign-on shift at WUSF.

  17. 17.

    burnspbesq

    March 10, 2019 at 6:56 pm

    @debbie:

    He’s probably thinking about how much he can charge Ethiopia for the NTSB’S assistance in the investigation, and how he can pocket it.

  18. 18.

    Yutsano

    March 10, 2019 at 6:58 pm

    All I see is dat gator’s good eatin’!

  19. 19.

    James E Powell

    March 10, 2019 at 7:00 pm

    Looking at it in the photo, I can see it is a fairly large gator. But if I were anywhere near it I’d call it HOLY SHIT

  20. 20.

    frosty

    March 10, 2019 at 7:02 pm

    Yes, so far. After spending the day on the computer I looked out, saw blue sky and heard birds chirping. So I went for a walk. Now it looks like I have to spend some of the rest of the evening paying bills.

  21. 21.

    debbie

    March 10, 2019 at 7:03 pm

    @burnspbesq:

    You know, that attitude of his is really ticking me off. I think all the countries ought to submit bills to Trump for the assistance they rendered after 9/11. See what he says then.

  22. 22.

    frosty

    March 10, 2019 at 7:07 pm

    Including another check to the IRS because I did my taxes on time last year then got mixed up on whether I efiled or mailed them and consequently didn’t file at all.

    Can I just tell them I’ll be glad to send them the $$ as soon as they clear accounts with the Trumps, Kochs, and Mercers?

  23. 23.

    Wag

    March 10, 2019 at 7:08 pm

    @Jerzy Russian:

    Or attacked by a kangaroo
    https://deadspin.com/kangaroo-congratulates-paragliders-safe-landing-with-a-1833175745

  24. 24.

    Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.)

    March 10, 2019 at 7:09 pm

    I’ve been struck by how nice it would be to have a back yard, rather than the mudflat we now have. There’s no grass. Only mud. Well, dirt when it’s dry out.

    Also, when are we going to have another one of those writer chats? I want advice, damn it!

  25. 25.

    zhena gogolia

    March 10, 2019 at 7:13 pm

    The Melissa Clark sausage-potato-red-cabbage recipe was delicious, in case anyone’s interested. (NYTimes so I won’t link.)

  26. 26.

    trollhattan

    March 10, 2019 at 7:13 pm

    So when you say “upriver” that means it could come visit just putting into the current, and wouldn’t even have to paddle those chubby gator feet along the way.

    Say “howdy” for me!

  27. 27.

    trollhattan

    March 10, 2019 at 7:15 pm

    @Wag:
    “Fuckin’ kangaroos.”

    The most Australian thing possible.

    Still laughing.

  28. 28.

    SiubhanDuinne

    March 10, 2019 at 7:17 pm

    @Yutsano:

    Tastes like chicken!

  29. 29.

    ruemara

    March 10, 2019 at 7:18 pm

    Lying on the sofa for a bit. I’ve been dealing with a bad Achilles tendon thing for a couple of years now & the new acupuncturist has made serious progress in less morning pain & stiffness. So I decided to indulge in 1 Zumba class last week. No pain, at least not much during. Woke up Friday so stiff & in constant pain. Even warming up wasn’t helping. The acupuncturist had to jab a needle in there & today I had a sports massage treatment. I don’t think I’ve ever had as much pain as her working on my calves. I’m not very happy with this & I’m tired. I really want my legs back to normal & I miss dancing. This has to clear up before September when my rent jumps up again. I can’t swing all the out of pocket treatments indefinitely.

    Just whining, tired & trying to get back up & finish my work to prep for next week, don’t mind my cranky.

  30. 30.

    SiubhanDuinne

    March 10, 2019 at 7:21 pm

    @trollhattan:

    “What’s up, Skip?”

    The second-most Australian thing possible.

  31. 31.

    schrodingers_cat

    March 10, 2019 at 7:22 pm

    @zhena gogolia: Ever since I swore off NYT, their cooking section is what I miss the most. They have the best food and cooking section, better than the dedicated food/recipe sites like Gourmet or Food Network.

  32. 32.

    Rob

    March 10, 2019 at 7:22 pm

    That’s a mighty big gator. I’m glad the kites are back; maybe soon one will wander up DC way.

  33. 33.

    schrodingers_cat

    March 10, 2019 at 7:23 pm

    Is that crocodile what BC sees from her porch? I am scared of lizards, that thing would scare the crap out of me.

  34. 34.

    Lapassionara

    March 10, 2019 at 7:25 pm

    Thanks for the photo of the kite, Betty.

  35. 35.

    cmorenc

    March 10, 2019 at 7:29 pm

    @Betty Cracker:

    You’ve moved to the land of dragons and creatures without shoulders. Scenic, but watch your step, cause the creatures be watching yours :=)

  36. 36.

    HumboldtBlue

    March 10, 2019 at 7:37 pm

    It’s a gorgeous, sunny, late-winter day in Humboldt and we need some sun after a winter of pounding rain.

    Despite the lovely weather I have some dreadful news to pass along.

    Many of you were not only interested but expressed your care and support for my niece and her son who was born with some serious issues in January.

    He’s not going to make it and I’m not sure I’ve ever felt so sad.

    After a long talk with the doctors they decided DNR was in order. Little guy never had a chance.

    I just don’t know what the fuck to say or do.

    Fucking bullshit.

  37. 37.

    Ramalama

    March 10, 2019 at 7:38 pm

    @Betty Cracker: Is it a terrible tease to be on the water (or near it) and not be able to swim in it?

  38. 38.

    Yutsano

    March 10, 2019 at 7:40 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: Oh my goodness. I’m so sorry for you and your family. Any chance for another opinion here?

  39. 39.

    eemom

    March 10, 2019 at 7:40 pm

    @HumboldtBlue:

    I am so sorry to hear this. It is heartbreaking.

  40. 40.

    WaterGirl

    March 10, 2019 at 7:43 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: That’s so tragic, I hardly know what to say. I am so very sorry. I don’t know how a parent gets over that, but I hope they will find a way.

  41. 41.

    HumboldtBlue

    March 10, 2019 at 7:43 pm

    @Yutsano:

    No. It’s gotten to the end point.

    @eemom:

    It fucking hurts and there is nothing to make it better.

  42. 42.

    japa21

    March 10, 2019 at 7:43 pm

    Right now sitting with some friends just south and east of Naples right by the Everglades. Arrived yesterday and staying until Friday. Did air boat in mangrove swamps today. Gators abound and one heck of a lot of birds you don’t see around Chicago. Camera has been very busy.

  43. 43.

    dexwood

    March 10, 2019 at 7:47 pm

    So sad. Strength, comfort, and peace to all of you.

  44. 44.

    debbie

    March 10, 2019 at 7:50 pm

    @HumboldtBlue:

    So very sorry.

  45. 45.

    zhena gogolia

    March 10, 2019 at 7:54 pm

    @HumboldtBlue:

    I’m so sorry. That is horrible.

  46. 46.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    March 10, 2019 at 8:00 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: so sorry, wishing peace to you and the baby’s family

  47. 47.

    eemom

    March 10, 2019 at 8:23 pm

    @HumboldtBlue:

    I know. There isn’t. Heart goes out to all of you, and especially your niece.

  48. 48.

    Rob

    March 10, 2019 at 8:31 pm

    @HumboldtBlue:

    I am so sorry to read this. My heart goes out to all of you.

  49. 49.

    Amir Khalid

    March 10, 2019 at 8:33 pm

    @HumboldtBlue:
    I don’t think there is anything to be said, really. Virtual hugs from me.

  50. 50.

    mrmoshpotato

    March 10, 2019 at 8:34 pm

    @burnspbesq: No self-respecting gator would eat that crap.

    But an enterprising gator would go to town and send us the bill.

    Florida Gators’ Trump Trash Removal Service – We eat ’em, and make the humans pay for it.

  51. 51.

    HumboldtBlue

    March 10, 2019 at 8:34 pm

    Thank you all, you’re all very kind.

    Sorry to have brought the dark cloud. Not the most welcome post on a Sunday evening.

    There are drinks and snacks upstairs with AnnieLaurie.

    Yes, I’m probably gonna get drunk

  52. 52.

    eemom

    March 10, 2019 at 8:38 pm

    @HumboldtBlue:

    You should do whatever you need to. Just take care of yourself and be safe.

  53. 53.

    sgrAstar

    March 10, 2019 at 8:42 pm

    @Van Buren: @Van Buren:

    My sister is camping by some river in Florida and sent a picture of a similar gator at a similar distance from her tent.

    “Camping” and “gator” are two words which should never appear in the same sentence. Spoken as one who has had numerous experiences with California black bears, and even worse…the scourges of the Sierra, (shudder) raccoons.

  54. 54.

    Kathleen

    March 10, 2019 at 8:42 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: My heart goes out to you and your family. Do take good care of yourself.

  55. 55.

    Alternative Fax, a hip hop artist from Idaho

    March 10, 2019 at 8:43 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: Heartbreaking. No words are adequate.
    Please do whatever it takes to get through the awful sorrow, all of you. I’m holding you all in the light.

  56. 56.

    sgrAstar

    March 10, 2019 at 8:44 pm

    And ps, Betty- that thing is magnificent! Thanks for sharing that superb photo. My own environs are heavily infested by chickadees…not really in the same class.

  57. 57.

    kindness

    March 10, 2019 at 9:06 pm

    How do you teach a dog to stay away from alligators? That is a toughie.

  58. 58.

    Miss Bianca

    March 10, 2019 at 9:09 pm

    Heat. Humidity. Bugs. Gators. Huge and/or venomous snakes of every description. Did I mention bugs? All reasons I could never, ever live in Florida. Oh, and don’t you have jellyfish, too?

    You Floridians are way, way tougher than I.

  59. 59.

    mrmoshpotato

    March 10, 2019 at 9:13 pm

    @Miss Bianca: Lack of real seasons. Hurricanes. Rick Scott. Marco Rubio. Whoever the new governor is.

  60. 60.

    The Pale Scot

    March 10, 2019 at 10:03 pm

    swallow-tailed kite

    @ Betty

    Thank you, I keep thinking those are Frigate Birds but I know it’s the wrong hemisphere

  61. 61.

    TomatoQueen

    March 10, 2019 at 10:06 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: So very sad to see this news. Hoping for peace and comfort for you and your family.

  62. 62.

    TomatoQueen

    March 10, 2019 at 10:12 pm

    @Miss Bianca: I ran away from Florida after ten years, don’t miss all those things. A Great Blue Heron at one’s elbow while trying to catch dinner, or mile after mile of orange blossom fragrance, or the night sky above the Everglades (there’s a place toward the Naples end of Alligator Alley where the road curves and you can stop for a moment to look up), drinks and a bucket of garlic shrimp at Durty Nelly’s, the smell of rotten baitfish when catching blue runner on the Pompano Pier, none of those things tempt now. DeSantis, new dubious governor, is saying and doing wrt the Water Problem many right and righteous things, hasn’t put a foot wrong on that issue yet. We shall see.

  63. 63.

    J R in WV

    March 10, 2019 at 10:40 pm

    @HumboldtBlue:

    I’ll have a drink with you. That’s terrible news, though not surprising. It’s bad enough to lose an old friend, but a brand new nephew, that’s a whole different world of hurt.

    So sorry for your loss — please share our sympathy with your niece and her family.

  64. 64.

    Ron

    March 10, 2019 at 10:58 pm

    I love the photos, thanks!

  65. 65.

    Luciamia

    March 10, 2019 at 11:13 pm

    Hell.yes,I’d agree that’s a fairly large gator. He looks pretty well fed too. Any of your neighbors gone missing recently?

  66. 66.

    Another Scott

    March 11, 2019 at 12:03 am

    Pretty gator.

    Our Ellie was barking up a storm in the backyard earlier today. I went out to see what it was… She found a garter snake, maybe as big around as my thumb, in some leaves near the fence. She really didn’t like it being there, and the snake didn’t like being bothered. I eventually got her to go away far enough that I could poke it with a twig and throw some leaves over it, but it wasn’t interested in leaving. So we went inside.

    Dunno how Ellie would have reacted to the gator… ;-)

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  67. 67.

    Another Scott

    March 11, 2019 at 12:05 am

    @HumboldtBlue: I’m very sorry. :-(

    Condolences to you and your family.

    Best wishes,
    Scott.

  68. 68.

    Betty Cracker

    March 11, 2019 at 5:21 am

    @HumboldtBlue: How awful and sad. I’m so sorry. :(

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