Peculiar news from Norway: Fishermen have found a whale wearing a harness. The harness says "equipment of St Petersburg" and has a camera attachment. Russian marine biologists say they don't put harnesses on whales. The Norwegians think it may be a "military whale". @ErikSolheim https://t.co/uM4GzoVQGz
— Elisabeth Braw (@elisabethbraw) April 28, 2019
This is, of course, potential serious spycraft. And yet, the jokes are irresistable (probably NSFW)…
Does this guy’s BDSM harness also say ‘Equipment of St. Petersburg?
Great. Now I'm going to have anxiety dreams about my managing partner finding firm credit card bills for me getting the most talkative lapdance ever from Roger Stone in the champagne room.https://t.co/BhBykhvwpc
— BigLoganActHat (@Popehat) April 22, 2019
I challenge you to imagine the life story of a person who would pay $25 to meet Roger Stone at a strip club and not break down weeping. A person whose path has led them to that moment has led a life that should only be found in the darkest Von Trier films.
— Graham (@ScienceOMFG) April 23, 2019
One piece of advice: wear gloves. https://t.co/8tFWDl78KR
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) April 23, 2019