Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Fundamental belief of white supremacy: white people are presumed innocent, minorities are presumed guilty.

With all due respect and assumptions of good faith, please fuck off into the sun.

It is possible to do the right thing without the promise of a cookie.

The snowflake in chief appeared visibly frustrated when questioned by a reporter about egg prices.

Teach a man to fish, and he’ll sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

Celebrate the fucking wins.

I’d like to think you all would remain faithful to me if i ever tried to have some of you killed.

The low info voters probably won’t even notice or remember by their next lap around the goldfish bowl.

Come on, man.

Disagreements are healthy; personal attacks are not.

Republicans in disarray!

“Everybody’s entitled to be an idiot.”

Make the republican party small enough to drown in a bathtub.

One way or another, he’s a liar.

Let me eat cake. The rest of you could stand to lose some weight, frankly.

rich, arrogant assholes who equate luck with genius

Whoever he was, that guy was nuts.

There are more Russians standing up to Putin than Republicans.

Giving in to doom is how authoritarians win.

Jack Smith: “Why did you start campaigning in the middle of my investigation?!”

Trump should be leading, not lying.

Well, whatever it is, it’s better than being a Republican.

Conservatism: there are people the law protects but does not bind and others who the law binds but does not protect.

Since when do we limit our critiques to things we could do better ourselves?

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Late Night Open Thread: SPEAKING OF FOOLS…

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These were the least competent political criminals since… well, thinking about it, neither the Watergate burglars nor Ollie North’s merry band of mercenaries were exactly masterminds, either. And as cynical political observers keep pointing out, no halfway successful lawbreaker would be dumb enough to work for the sundowning narcissist currently occupying the Oval Office — it’s all nitwits, has-beens and wanna-bes.

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  1. 1.

    NotMax

    “Who’s more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?”
      – Obi Wan Kenobi

  2. 2.

    Jerzy Russian

    They say a fool and his money are soon parted. How did the fool and his money get together in the first place?

  3. 3.

    Amir Khalid

    Are there really people stupid enough to believe Trump’s transparently phony claim of innocence? (he thundered naively.)

  11. 11.

    oatler.

    @NotMax: “You couldn’t fool your own mother on the foolingest day of the year even if you had an electrified fooling machine!”

  12. 12.

    Aussie Sheila

    @plato:

    Ok I’ll bite?

    It’s one hour and 8 mins into counting. Answer?

    Too early to tell.

    I’m predicting ALP by 4 seats.

    Will update as results come in. If we can’t beat these A holes, (LNP) we are truly f’d.

    See youse in about 2 hours.

  33. 33.

    SiubhanDuinne

    @satby:

    Today you are the cube of four,
    The square of eight, and so much more!

    Power six of number two,
    In black and white, a chessboard, you!

    The cube of four, the square of eight,
    A number fit to celebrate!

    Perfect cube and perfect square:
    Such perfection’s rather rare.

    A million, you, in binary;
    In Roman terms, LXIV.

    Are you feeling rather keen?
    Quadruple, then, the sweet sixteen.

    In 64 A.D., I learned,
    Nero fiddled while Rome burned.

    North latitude of 64°
    Knocks upon your Arctic door.

    McCartney (music), Lennon (sage)
    Wrote famously about your age.

    Play sixty-four fast notes as favours:
    Hemidemisemiquavers.

    Happy birthday without end
    To our Satby in South Bend!

  35. 35.

    trnc

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    “I want to thank all of you who will put your lives on the line for my right to get up in all of your uteri.”

    His imagined right, that is.

  39. 39.

    J R in WV

    @NotMax:

    Sex is incompatible with the afterlife, don’tcha know.

    Are you talking Heaven or Hell? My favorite teachers in HS were elderly sisters, very sharp, traveled all over the world back in the 50s and 60s — one of their favorite sayings was “Heaven for climate, Hell for good Company”!!

  40. 40.

    OldDave

    Happy Birthday to satby, and remember – you’re only 40 years old (thank Ghod for hexadecimal notation).

  42. 42.

    mrmoshpotato

    @satby:

    Oh, guess what happened 64 years ago today?

    The sun rose in the east to announce the start of May 18, 1955? ?

    Happy b-day!

  45. 45.

    JAFD

    @satby: Congratulatons, and many many more!

    BTW, Ms. Duinne, I’l be celebrating natal day #69 in July. I hope your muse might be encouraged. Such a celebratory ode ‘twould be a welcome gift.

  46. 46.

    Wapiti

    @J R in WV: I met an old guy who mentioned funeral planning. He said he didn’t want to be cremated, “I don’t want to burn twice.”

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