Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Rupert, come get your orange boy, you petrified old dinosaur turd.

Nothing says ‘pro-life’ like letting children go hungry.

Republicans cannot even be trusted with their own money.

Lick the third rail, it tastes like chocolate!

Hot air and ill-informed banter

If you can’t control your emotions, someone else will.

You are either for trump or for democracy. Pick one.

Let’s delete this post and never speak of this again.

Shut up, hissy kitty!

People are weird.

Shallow, uninformed, and lacking identity

In my day, never was longer.

Sitting here in limbo waiting for the dice to roll

Republicans got rid of McCarthy. Democrats chose not to save him.

Fuck these fucking interesting times.

They fucked up the fucking up of the fuckup!

All hail the time of the bunny!

Speaking of republicans, is there a way for a political party to declare intellectual bankruptcy?

Celebrate the fucking wins.

Welcome to day five of every-bit-as-bad-as-you-thought-it-would-be.

It’s the corruption, stupid.

Giving in to doom is how authoritarians win.

They punch you in the face and then start crying because their fist hurts.

Thanks to your bullshit, we are now under siege.

You are here: Home / John Cole Presents "This Fucking Old House" / We Have Jam!

Reader Interactions

35Comments

  2. 2.

    Mary Ellen Sandahl

    Strawberries so early? Niot to mention, jam-making this early? Astonishing!

  3. 3.

    MattF

    Picked up a pint of strawberries at the farmer’s market this morning. First local berries of the season, though they were available last weekend from VA. Also, asparagus this weekend from VA.

  4. 4.

    tokyokie

    First batch of strawberry jam is in the books!

    Shouldn’t you put it in the kitchen cupboard instead of the library?

  5. 5.

    MattF

    Picked up a pint of local strawberries (MD/PA) this morning at the farmer’s market. And asparagus from Virginia. Pretty soon… blueberries and blackberries, I guess.

  8. 8.

    Mary G

    Marvel is in a category of her own. Her new downsized place is still twice as big as any garden I have ever had.

    Jam looks delicious. What sweetener did you end up using?

  9. 9.

    trollhattan

    How’s dad?

    Our neighbors and friends lost their yellow lab yesterday. Saturn was an astonishing seventeen and was the world’s sweetest doggie, she was SO HAPPY to see you whether the first time or the seven-hundredth, and she helped raise two girls and a boy. The very model of a neighborhood dog, I miss her already.

  11. 11.

    Emerald

    @trollhattan: Sadness.

    I am mourning M’Bari, the San Diego Zoo’s magnificent lion who died this week. He had elderly issues and they couldn’t make him comfortable any longer. He was 15, which is old for a lion. Astonishing beast, very loved by everyone.

  13. 13.

    Juju

    My garden is nonexistent, so you’re way ahead of me. On the other hand, I am not a big fan of being out in the sun.

    How did the stevia part of the jam work out, or did you do just sugar?

  14. 14.

    Duane

    You can sell Balloon Juice Jam then the blog could be ad-free. Other money-making opportunities available in my free newsletter! Need a delicious BBQ coon recipe?
    E-mail me today!

  20. 20.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    Just came from a showing of “The Biggest Little Farm”, a documentary about a couple who created a whole ecosystem on a couple of hundred acres, 75 different kinds of fruit, co-existing with the pests and the predators. Really inspiring view of what sustainable farming looks like.

    Still doesn’t make me want to be a farmer. Lot of sleepless nights and heartbreak. And I’ve known people who worked full time and then went home and ran a farm, for fun.

  22. 22.

    Mainmata

    But…but, surely the jam preserves aren’t “in the books” but in mason jars, no?

  23. 23.

    LongHairedWeirdo

    Take a lesson from a fellow with ME/CFS: don’t let envy make you actually sad, unless you can do something about it. Someone’s always going to have a bigger, better, more beautiful whatever-it-is than you; that’s a damn fine collection of jam. (Yeah, you were probably just joking about envy, but it’s a good life’s lesson to consider from time to time. It’s surprising how many people can feel inadequate just because there *is* always someone with something bigger, better or (at least subjectively) more beautiful.)

  24. 24.

    TomatoQueen

    Well done. Homemade strawberry jam makes up for a lot of unacceptable nonsense.

  25. 25.

    Shana

    Jam looks great. The local strawberries I got a couple of weeks ago at my local farmers’ market were pretty good.

    I’m getting home tonight after an unexpected week away and hope the pickles that are brining in the fridge are OK. I’ve never done them before so if anyone has advice I’d appreciate it. They were at room temperature for 5 days before I put them in the fridge for a week.

  26. 26.

    Mainmata

    @MattF: We have a farm in he upper Shenandoah Co and have eveloped a pretty good garden over the years. One key secret (ok, maybe that’s too strong a word is we bought used mushroom soil (mushroom farmers have to recycle their growing medium periodically). That and our south facing view yields sensational yields. Tomatoes are especially bountiful.

  27. 27.

    debbie

    @LongHairedWeirdo:

    Check the morning gardening thread. It’s Marvel’s garden that he’s envying. I don’t even have a house and have not had a garden since I was a little kid, and I’m envious.

  28. 28.

    J R in WV

    Argh, you guys. Inna jars, In Da BOOKS! Why not both!?

    John, tell me you used sugar, please? If you gotta, you can lie to me. But Sugar is how my Grandma did it, so that’s how I do it. No Tropical semi-sugar sorta solutions. Sugar works for Jam, Jelly, sweets of all kinds.

    I don’t like my jam too sweet, anyway, tart desserts are the best.

    Happy Holiday, all. Old Tyme music next door, have watered the ferns gonna shower and hit the road. After the musical contests in town, neighbor who competes in Banjo and Fiddle brings some friends out to the farm east of us for some olde tyme jammin’. Think I’ll whiz some bean dip and take a bag a chips. And a bottle of brown liquor, since we’ll be less than 1/2 a mile from home, mostly on our driveway.

    We were out watering and fertilizing the ferns, and heard motorcycle engines out the mouth of the hollow. Then we heard our neighbor, who walks a big rotty on a leash, yelling. Then we hear more motorcycle sounds, departing — Looking for a place to party, not here, folks. Neighbor’s dog is a little psycho, is never outside off her leash, neighbor is a long-hair too old to give a rat’s ass. Looking forward to the musical party, soon as we shower.

    Three-bean garlic dip.

  30. 30.

    Michael J Allen

    @J R in WV: I guess you could use maple syrup or something, but if you don’t use the normal amount of sugar in whatever form first it’s not as good and second it will not last when opened. The sugar percentage keeps mold or mildew or whatever that stuff is from growing.

    It’s weird. Fresh strawberries or blackberries or whatever can be delicious as is, but made into a jam if there is a lot less sugar than normal it isn’t as good. Of course some things like blueberries or currants are just a bit (!) bitter straight anyway.

  31. 31.

    MomSense

    @J R in WV:

    Word. Sugar is how it’s done – learned at my grandma’s apron. Then my granddad made me a stool so I could get in on the action.

  32. 32.

    LongHairedWeirdo

    @debbie: Well, and I’m also taking it as a salute to an amazing garden, really. Still, when you’re almost-always too damn tired to do *anything*, you learn a lot about how toxic envy can be. “Other people have time and energy to do fun things with their friends! It’s not fair”! are both true statements, but neither helps if you, at your best, really *don’t* have time and energy.

    So “don’t let envy cut you deeply” is one of the sorts of things I like saying, not because I think anyone needs to hear it directly, but maybe it’ll spark a thought for someone who could use a reminder that envy can be an enemy.

  33. 33.

    rikyrah

    My two favorite things in a mason jar are strawberry jam and peach preserves??
    Way to go, Cole??
    Sending prayers for Papa Cole ??

  35. 35.

    cleosmom

    My late husband and I tried to do the market garden thing years ago with our 23 acres. Alas, we discovered that this is a realistic possibility only if one of you can make it a de facto full time job. There’s just no doing it in your spare time, especially here in the Midwest: America’s flyover jungle, where a lawn can turn into a hayfield before you know it.

    I do make jelly every year, though. Cherry jelly (I buy the cherries at a pick-you-own-fruit place) and mulberry jelly from our three mulberry trees. The jelly is a deep reddish-purple and tastes like hyperactive blackberries.

    Yeah, I know. Birds, purple shit, fillintheblank. There’s a year-round reason to not want a mulberry tree too close to your house: when they’re mature they’re almost as big as oaks.

Comments are closed.