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Wednesday Night Open Thread

by John Cole|  May 29, 20198:30 pm| 51 Comments

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Sitting on the front porch waiting for the storms. It has been raining on and off this afternoon, but none of the promised thunderstorms (or as some of the locals call them “gulley wershers”) Saw an ENORMOUS turkey vulture today on the way out of town:

These buzzards are always big but this one was ginormous.

Dad is doing well, although having muscle spasms, which the doctor says is normal. That’s it from here.

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  1. 1.

    Patricia Kayden

    May 29, 2019 at 8:33 pm

    That first photo is gorgeous. Looks like a postcard. It has been hot as hell in Southern Maryland so I welcome any rain.

  2. 2.

    SiubhanDuinne

    May 29, 2019 at 8:43 pm

    At first I thought the silhouette of the hanging plant in the middle was a close-up of some kind of wicked nasty bug.

    No worries, all serene. Glad dad is on the mend. Some hospitals have thingies that they can wrap around the legs to keep muscle spasms under control. You might want to ask.

  3. 3.

    Nicole

    May 29, 2019 at 8:44 pm

    I love, love, love turkey vultures.

    Rained in NYC this evening, but the day was pretty pleasant. Ran errands, going by rollerblade for the first time in ages, because I was too impatient to walk and too cheap to take the subway. I used to ride them everywhere- to and from work, to meet friends, absolutely everywhere. Rode them about 30 blocks today and realized I am not as bold on wheels now as I was in my 20s.

  4. 4.

    geg6

    May 29, 2019 at 8:45 pm

    Glad your dad is recovering nicely.

    We’ve been inundated here. Two days of storms and massive downpours plus several actual tornadoes (none that were all that bad, thank FSM) have hit Beaver County hard. Half the county has flooding, whether near waterways or flash floods. Many of the main traffic arteries are closed. They say we’ll have one more day of this. Hopefully, tomorrow’s weather isn’t quite as severe. These downpours are crazy. Several inches per hour when they’re really going. We’re going to need a month to dry out.

  5. 5.

    Mary G

    May 29, 2019 at 8:47 pm

    All the comics fans here should enjoy this video from Lindsay Graham’s opponent. Really well done,

    I may not be a superhero, but I am a proud South Carolinian, and I'm ready to fight for a better future for our state and our country. I hope you are, too. Find out how you can #JoinJaime and get involved: https://t.co/2jIqtqbKAB pic.twitter.com/zTjktJ1RpA— Jaime Harrison (@harrisonjaime) May 29, 2019

  6. 6.

    Kristine

    May 29, 2019 at 8:52 pm

    Glad that Daddy Cole is on the mend.

    I like the planters on your porch.

  7. 7.

    jk

    May 29, 2019 at 8:59 pm

    Biden being Biden again

    Felicia Sonmez @feliciasonmez
    Washington Post national political reporter.
    In a somewhat odd moment at tonight’s AFT town hall, Biden tells a 10-year-old girl, “I’ll bet you’re as bright as you are good-looking.” He takes her over to the assembled reporters, then stands behind her and puts his hands on her shoulders while he’s talking.

    https://twitter.com/feliciasonmez/status/1133505331416453121?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1133715165063651328&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fs.yimg.com%2Fos%2Fyc%2Fhtml%2Fembed-iframe-min.2d7621e2.html

    I second Elie Mystal’s reaction:

    Every time this happens (and, newsflash, it’s gonna keep happening) we’re going to have to debate if Joe is creepy or just clueless. And whether we’re being aware or oversensitive. So, wherever you come down, spare me your “electability” arguments, because they are trash.

    https://twitter.com/ElieNYC/status/1133586871248986112?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1133586871248986112&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.yahoo.com%2Flifestyle%2Fjoe-biden-tells-10-old-170200859.html

  8. 8.

    Patricia Kayden

    May 29, 2019 at 9:05 pm

    @jk: I get that he’s from a different generation where that kind of talk and touching was okay but he has got to get with the times. Not good.

  9. 9.

    SiubhanDuinne

    May 29, 2019 at 9:07 pm

    I wrote a big long post about turkey vultures, but when I went to edit it, it got eated.

  10. 10.

    HRA

    May 29, 2019 at 9:11 pm

    I have had muscle spasms since the days of yore when I was active in sports and cheer leading. Gatorade on the diagnosis of lack of electrolytes by my doctor helps me. They can be very painful.
    Sending best wishes to your Dad on his recovery.

  11. 11.

    schrodingers_cat

    May 29, 2019 at 9:27 pm

    OT:
    In addition to the horrible election news from India, the suicide of a young second year ob-gyn resident because of caste based bullying by three other senior residents in Mumbai has really been disturbing. She was from a tribal community from interior Maharashtra and a Muslim.

  12. 12.

    jk

    May 29, 2019 at 9:31 pm

    @Patricia Kayden:

    Uncle Joe can’t help himself. He’s been getting an avalanche of great coverage by the press because of his poll numbers and yet he still pulls this damn nonsense. That video he released in which he said he got it was pure unadulterated bullshit. He’s never gotten it and he never will.

  13. 13.

    trollhattan

    May 29, 2019 at 9:44 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:
    Here’s a vulture I snapped over on the coast while sitting on a balcony. It’s uncropped, he/she went past pretty damn close.

  14. 14.

    Mary G

    May 29, 2019 at 9:51 pm

    Full speech by Secretary @HillaryClinton at CUNY #HunterCollege's 2019 graduation https://t.co/lDct8NR35G HRC jokes about Vin Diesel and her starring in a future movie -> "The fast and The still" ?— Tuyet A. N. T. (@tatn) May 30, 2019

    Still with her.

  15. 15.

    Eunicecycle

    May 29, 2019 at 9:51 pm

    @Mary G: He has a very compelling story. I know he is a long shot against Graham, but seems like a great candidate!

  16. 16.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    May 29, 2019 at 9:52 pm

    @trollhattan: That is close.

  17. 17.

    Dan B

    May 29, 2019 at 9:54 pm

    @geg6: Sorry about the flooding. It may be a new, but not constant, normal. The warming Arctic is messing up the Jet Stream. It’s been locked in a crazy pattern – far south of SoCal in the west, zooming north across the plains and ending north of Michigan and New England. This produces cool weather in the west and hot in the SE US. The collision in the middle is severe weather.

    If we lose more ice in the Arctic it will get more extreme even into winter. Normal weather may be for the history books.

  18. 18.

    karensky

    May 29, 2019 at 10:00 pm

    Love your front porch and the view from it. Hot and swampy here in PHilly. Now a pleasant 70F. Went to a rally for gun control on the Art Museum steps. Very moving speakers. Guns and death – wtf.

  19. 19.

    Gin & Tonic

    May 29, 2019 at 10:10 pm

    I am not an ice hockey fan, although I know some among the jackaltariat are (including our esteemed host,) but it makes me sad that our friend efg is not around to watch his beloved Bruins in the Stanley Cup finals.

    He’d probably curse me out for this maudlin post.

  20. 20.

    dexwood

    May 29, 2019 at 10:11 pm

    @jk:

    Every time this happens (and, newsflash, it’s gonna keep happening) we’re going to have to debate if Joe is creepy or just clueless.
    He’s both. Go home, Joe.

  21. 21.

    Alternative Fax, a hip hop artist from Idaho

    May 29, 2019 at 10:12 pm

    I think you may have the coolest yard in WV. Thanks for sharing it, including the friendly turkey vulture!

  22. 22.

    Gin & Tonic

    May 29, 2019 at 10:14 pm

    @dexwood: Joe is Joe, and that behavior is probably deeply ingrained. What concerns me more, which I said the other day, is that he doesn’t have anybody on staff with the awareness to say “cut that shit out, it’s 2019” and the gravitas to make Joe listen.

  23. 23.

    Nicole

    May 29, 2019 at 10:17 pm

    @geg6: I’m sorry about the flooding, too. I go spend a week at my stepmom’s in South Central PA next month to clear out her basement- last summer/fall was so wet that her dehumidifiers couldn’t keep up and every wood surface down there is covered in mold. We’re going to try to throw out as much as we can, but some of the pieces we want to save. I researched, and read that you can put mold-covered things in the sunlight for a couple of days to kill the spores and then wash them clean, but I’m starting to fear she’s not going to get two days of sunshine in a row ever again. I fear this is the new normal for PA.

  24. 24.

    dexwood

    May 29, 2019 at 10:20 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:
    I get that Joe is Joe. If he wasn’t such a clueless old school guy he wouldn’t need a staff person to tell him to cut that shit out. And, I’d bet staffers have already told him to knock it off, but he doesn’t listen because he’s creepy, clueless, and privileged.

  25. 25.

    BruceFromOhio

    May 29, 2019 at 10:25 pm

    @Nicole: Its a perishable skill. Keep at it for a bit, you might surprise yourself.

  26. 26.

    Odie Hugh Manatee

    May 29, 2019 at 10:29 pm

    I’m glad to hear that your Dad is mending and hope his pain is as little as possible. Remember, if he gets really grumpy then he’s healing just fine! ;)

    I know that I’d be really grumpy, that’s for sure.

  27. 27.

    Cameron

    May 29, 2019 at 10:32 pm

    @jk: Maybe Joey Fingers took that old Captain Kangaroo song to heart; you know, “busy hands are happy hands.”

  28. 28.

    mrmoshpotato

    May 29, 2019 at 10:36 pm

    @Cameron: I think you’re misinterpreting the Captain.

  29. 29.

    Cameron

    May 29, 2019 at 10:37 pm

    @karensky: Great location. Independence Hall/Constitution Center may have more symbolism, but Art Museum is a better venue.

  30. 30.

    Jackie

    May 29, 2019 at 10:41 pm

    @dexwood: I’m a hugger. But, I’m also a female. Mom, grandma, sister. I hug my family. I hug my friends. I hug co-workers and clients. And, strangers – depending on the circumstances. Do I get a pass for being a woman? Or does everyone have to learn to keep their hands in their pockets?

  31. 31.

    SiubhanDuinne

    May 29, 2019 at 10:44 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:

    You remind me that I should call Marilyn soon. It’s been a few weeks.

  32. 32.

    jk

    May 29, 2019 at 10:48 pm

    @dexwood: @Cameron:

    I’m keeping my fingers crossed that Iowa and NH democrats do the right thing and vote for Warren or someone else other than Biden.

  33. 33.

    mrmoshpotato

    May 29, 2019 at 10:51 pm

    @jk: Can they vote for Warren or Harris and cast a negative vote for Wilmer?

  34. 34.

    Jay

    May 29, 2019 at 11:00 pm

    @Nicole:

    There are a bunch of mold killers out there, safe for light use around humans.

    https://moldpedia.com/mold-removal

  35. 35.

    dexwood

    May 29, 2019 at 11:00 pm

    @Jackie:
    Hey, I’m a hugger, too, but not with strangers and not with children who aren’t family members unless they are the kids of friends who know and trust me. More importantly, I’m not a public figure used to being given a pass just because I’m some privileged, powerful person. I suspect that’s true for you. There is a difference and Joe should know better.

  36. 36.

    Steve in the ATL

    May 29, 2019 at 11:08 pm

    We had a half dozen turkey vultures hang out for a while on our deck a couple of years ago. They were freaking huge and ugly and scary (no offense, @Nicole). Even our 100-pound golden retriever wanted no part of them. Squirrels? Sure, he’ll take them on. A gang of turkey vultures? Suddenly he’s a chihuahua.

  37. 37.

    TomatoQueen

    May 29, 2019 at 11:10 pm

    Attn: huggers: Keep your hands to yourself, from those of us who cannot abide being touched, and this includes lots of different sorts of folks for lots of different reasons, starting with kids. No free passes and no rationalizations, either. I like your approach, dexwood. Also too, I wonder why the hell Dr Biden, Jill, can’t be recruited by staff to get Joe to stop it. Yet, she strikes me as being so remote and removed from everything that if it’s not directly on her radar it makes no difference to her.

  38. 38.

    Jackie

    May 29, 2019 at 11:19 pm

    @dexwood: Sadly, no. I’m a very impulsive hugger. Hug first, think second. I get where people are coming from, but, I also understand where Joe is coming from. He’s trying, I’m sure. But, he’s being retrained from what’s always been a natural response. It’s sad that this day and age a handshake needs to replace a hug.?

  39. 39.

    Jackie

    May 29, 2019 at 11:21 pm

    @TomatoQueen: I see your point, too. I would not be a good politician.??‍♀️

  40. 40.

    jk

    May 29, 2019 at 11:22 pm

    @mrmoshpotato:

    Can they vote for Warren or Harris and cast a negative vote for Wilmer?

    I’d be fine with that. I look forward to the day when Biden and Sanders have both been eliminated from this race.

    @TomatoQueen:

    Attn: huggers: Keep your hands to yourself, from those of us who cannot abide being touched, and this includes lots of different sorts of folks for lots of different reasons, starting with kids. No free passes and no rationalizations, either.

    Great rule of thumb. I don’t understand the mindset of handsy/huggy individuals.

  41. 41.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    May 29, 2019 at 11:30 pm

    @Steve in the ATL:

    We had a half dozen turkey vultures hang out for a while on our deck a couple of years ago.

    Your colleagues?

  42. 42.

    Steve in the ATL

    May 29, 2019 at 11:32 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: zing!

    Could have been worse. At least they weren’t investment bankers….

  43. 43.

    Jay

    May 29, 2019 at 11:33 pm

    @jk:

    I’m a hugger, but you need to read the cues, and know what is and isn’t appropriate.

    It’s all about reading subtle signals through body language, but that requires paying attention to the other person.

  44. 44.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    May 29, 2019 at 11:36 pm

    @Steve in the ATL:

    Could have been worse. At least they weren’t investment bankers….

    Yeah, they’re just vultures.

  45. 45.

    Steve in the ATL

    May 29, 2019 at 11:39 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: you’re lucky I’m brain dead after spending the last ten hours writing an ironically-named brief, so I don’t have my usual B- game with retorts!

    On the plus side, ten hours of work equals forty hours of billing….

  46. 46.

    Jackie

    May 29, 2019 at 11:40 pm

    @Jay: Ahhh… Can I have a hug??

  47. 47.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    May 29, 2019 at 11:45 pm

    @Steve in the ATL:

    ten hours of work equals forty hours of billing….

    Cha-Ching!?

  48. 48.

    Jay

    May 30, 2019 at 12:01 am

    @Jackie:

    {{{Jackie}}}

  49. 49.

    Jackie

    May 30, 2019 at 12:20 am

    @Jay: Hugs back at ya?

  50. 50.

    Jay

    May 30, 2019 at 12:40 am

    @Jackie:

    I also give back rubs, muscle massage, face stress relief and migraine treatment.

    In a workspace it could be wildly inappropriate, except on how you manage consent.

    I always had co-workers popping into my workspace for stress relief, even when I worked construction.

    There’s a lot of emotional/therapeutic benifits to the human touch, but like many things, it must be consentual and defined.

  51. 51.

    CaseyL

    May 30, 2019 at 1:30 am

    @karensky: @Cameron: I adore the Philly Art Museum! Not only are the collections amazing, but the building itself is beautiful beyond words. Great place for a rally!

    And, oh, John. I love that photo. What a sweet, charming street you live on. Is it a subdivision, or was at one time? Asking because the houses are all very similar. Adorably similar, not cookie cutter similar.

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