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Late Night Open Thread

by John Cole|  June 3, 201911:08 pm| 13 Comments

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I have been judged:

They have determined it is time for bed.

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  1. 1.

    donnah

    June 3, 2019 at 11:16 pm

    Steve is great, but Lily is the best.

  2. 2.

    seefleur

    June 3, 2019 at 11:16 pm

    Yup – always listen to your critters. They KNOW what’s best for you… they also know where you sleep… just letting you know what’s best for you. Which is why I am shutting down my computer and heading for bed as my critters are suggesting/demanding.

  3. 3.

    Jackie

    June 3, 2019 at 11:17 pm

    It’s to your benefit to obey the judges’ orders! G’night. Sleep tight!

  4. 4.

    Celebrity Bowling

    June 3, 2019 at 11:21 pm

    … and found wanting.

  5. 5.

    Adam L Silverman

    June 3, 2019 at 11:26 pm

    You know what you did.

  6. 6.

    laura

    June 3, 2019 at 11:29 pm

    They know of which they opine. High thee to bed oh Maharaja of the Matress, Potentate of the Pillow, Overlord of the Schlumberland.
    Go to bed.
    Rest your weary head.
    Dream the sweetest of carefree dreams.
    Corral all your creatures.
    Go to bed.
    For tomorrow, they’ll be reports of pr○n.
    Go to bed.

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    guachi

    June 3, 2019 at 11:37 pm

    My kitty Tenser also says it’s time for bed.

  8. 8.

    JoyceH

    June 3, 2019 at 11:39 pm

    My evening. I’m taking Jazzy to a Therapy Dog class. Tonight we had a field trip. We went to Tractor Supply Co and PetCo. Object was to wander the store and demonstrate good behavior and sociability. Jazzy aced it! She loves attention but doesn’t jump or get unruly. She had a blast, but I’m exhausted.

  9. 9.

    jl

    June 3, 2019 at 11:43 pm

    Thanks for petpix.
    I assume there was a bedtime snack snafu? Yes, Cole has been judged, his fault is grievous in the eyes of his lords.

  10. 10.

    Mary G

    June 3, 2019 at 11:44 pm

    Goodnight, Sweet Lily. Steve wants moar fud.

  11. 11.

    SiubhanDuinne

    June 3, 2019 at 11:52 pm

    Lily does not judge. She accepts whatever life may offer, with equanimity and aplomb.

    Steve, OTOH….

  12. 12.

    wasabi gasp

    June 4, 2019 at 12:34 am

    There is a noticeable uptick in booty judging in my household.

  13. 13.

    RepubAnon

    June 4, 2019 at 7:28 am

    That looks more like : “Yo, primate! Food bowls! Empty! Fix this!

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