I had to drop Lily off at the vet this morning, as she is having her teefus cleaned and having a benign tumor removed from her bum, so keep her in your thoughts. Afterward, I went berry picking at some of my spots, and on the way ran into a nice young family:
You can’t really tell from the stationary picture, but you can see almost a dozen little jakes and jennys there:
I like how after I complimented them, they talked back (you gotta listen closely). Good haul at the spots- picked another gallon back in under an hour. I’m up to about 4 gallons frozen, so I’m going to have to start setting it up soon as preserves.
EmbraceYourInnerCrone
Good morning, this makes me wish I had my phone when we went to the dump the other day, there was a mom turkey and about 8 babies and she walked out in the middle of the road, stopped and just waited while all the babies crossed safely, then she walked off after them.
I miss berry picking, all the blackberry brambles that used to grow wild around my town got bulldozed over and turned into sub-divisions. Mom and I used to pick blackberries and high-bush blueberries every summer (coastal Connecticut).
Major Major Major Major
Wild turkeys are assholes. Almost as bad as geese. But they’re fun to have around in the abstract, as long as your car isn’t too shiny.
rikyrah
Good pictures, Cole :)
Positive thoughts for Lily :) :)
Roger Moore
We don’t have wild turkeys where I live, but I did see a pair of coyotes this morning. They are pretty nonchalant about humans.
Betty Cracker
Nice turkeys!
I encountered a feral pig while walking up our road yesterday. I rounded a curve and saw a medium-sized oinker rooting around in the weeds about 20 yards away. We were each taken aback by the other’s sudden presence and just stared for a few seconds. Then the pig took off, crashing through the brush.
John Cole
@Betty Cracker: How could you tell it was feral? Was it wearing a MAGA hat?
JPL
Does Lily mind going to the vets? Finch has a note on his chart to baby him, because he had a panic attack before. Thinking good thoughts for Lily and I hope she doesn’t have to wear that darn cone.
mrmoshpotato
@Major Major Major Major:
Mmmmm…. abstract wild turkeys. How does one eat them? Only in dreams?
JPL
@mrmoshpotato: Wild Turkey is something you drink, silly!
I hate bourbon though.
J R in WV
We saw some young turkeys at the mouth of the driveway last time we went out together… last week sometime. They were in weeds, and all you could see was heads peaking up like fuzzy periscopes, taking a look around, and ducking back into the weeds.
They can tear up a planted bed pretty quick, so glad they are not inclined to hang out around the house. All the gardeners for food have fences — BIG fences — to protect the veges. Woven wire plus electric wire, mostly. Some folks use chicken wire and nail it to the ground to keep wood chucks and raccoons out.
Betty Cracker
@John Cole: No MAGA hat — I assume it was feral rather than an escaped domestic because it was svelte as far as pigs go!
mrmoshpotato
@JPL: Haha, wasn’t even thinking of that Wild Turkey.
Wild turkey: GOBBLE! GOBBLE!
Everyone: Relax and have a drink.
kindness
Our family used to pick blackberries and then make blackberry pudding. It’s more of a desert bread type affair that you put a glaze over it and eat (confection sugar & butter, 1 drop of cream). It was decadent & we loved it.
mrmoshpotato
@Betty Cracker: Oh those gym membership porkers…
“Bro, how fast can you frantically run on the treadmill?”
dp
Very cool. Pro tip re: blackberries: It’s worth it to get a jelly bag and get rid of all the seeds. Also, cobbler rocks.
donnah
One of my rug hooking students last week wanted me to draw a wild turkey for her pattern, so I did. Turkeys are not very pretty, at least their heads and necks. But she had fun hooking it, and we named him “Tom Fowler”.
rikyrah
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— Keith Boykin (@keithboykin) June 25, 2019
TaMara (HFG)
Adorable little turkeys. I have found that talking with birds, they always respond – also keeps the geese from attacking me – I assume it’s because predators don’t normally speak to them, so they think I’m safe. Or they are so damn confused they just move away from the crazy person.
Keeping Lily in my thoughts.
EmbraceYourInnerCrone
J R in WV – Surprisingly, around my subdivision and occasionally in my yard (or unfortunately in the road) we have: possums, skunks, coyote, deer, fox, raccoons, squirrels, chipmunks, wild turkey and the rare juvenile heron. I gave up on the garden because the fence and the dog still did not stop the garden raids.
There is a State park and beach not far in one direction and a bird sanctuary and marsh and river in the other.
Immanentize
@Major Major Major Major: If I could, I would include a picture of my friend’s Jeep with a female turkey sitting on top. The Jeep is black, so maybe the bird liked the warmth of the car in the sun. That bird came back every day for a week to car sit. Then, moved on.
jeffreyw
Short Critter Cam video – turkey and chicks
TomatoQueen
Just out of interest, I’m on the work laptop (IE, Win10 Upgrade how exciting, usual VPN, web email and gateways locked away), and upon clicking the sideways link to this thread, I landed on the ferris wheel of thread v access thread v access, spinning so fast I got dizzy. In order to get it to fucking stop, I had to pull up Task Mgr, then size it down to get to the Task Mgr view, which then obligingly shut IE off. Retried the same sequence and without any ado landed on the correct thread. It reminded me of what used to happen to one’s screen when a Browser Hijacker was loose (fun times not so long ago). All of which is by the by as Lily’s Ladylike Bum is today’s target, and optima fortuna to it and to her. Wild Turkeys ate my mother’s rhododendron buds once. I don’t remember who screeched more.
Leto
This happened relatively close to where Avalune and I live:
Pennsylvania Great-grandmother Kills Cobra on Her Patio with Shovel
People keeping poisonous snakes in a residential setting. Wtf is wrong with people? Rhetorical question, but seriously…
John Cole
@jeffreyw: I wish your videos were longer I could have watched that turkey strut for an hour.
low-tech cyclist
John – what kind of berries were you picking?
Down here in southern Maryland, wild raspberries (aka wineberries) are just coming into season. Given the differences in altitude and latitude, I’m guessing your season is 2-3 weeks later than ours.
NotMax
One word: sorbet.
(Berry, that is. Turkey sorbet probably not a great idea.)
mrmoshpotato
@NotMax:
Fixed. You know what you have to do now.
Yutsano
@mrmoshpotato:
<__>
Dammit. You got me thinking now…
NotMax
@mrmoshpotato
Too close for comfort.
:)
mrmoshpotato
@NotMax: I’m at a loss for words. “Eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!!!!” doesn’t come close.
mrmoshpotato
@Yutsano: I take no responsibility for the nightmares.
Luciamia
John, try making Summer Pudding.
Do you keep that area a secret, like a truffle patch? ?
Mel
Blackberry Buckle, Cole. With vanilla ice cream.
Michael Allen
@dp: Cobbler is way easier than pie and a lot healthier as well. There are many recipes available for the biscuitlike part, but if you are the laziest person on earth you could go with the can of biscuits you hit on the counter edge and do OK. Recommendation: French vanilla ice cream.
Michael Allen
@Mel: @Mel: @Mel: A buckle is a cobbler with the batter part underneath and hopefully coming up around the edges when baked like a pie crust, in case anyone is wondering.