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You are here: Home / Past Elections / 2020 Elections / Late Night Open Thread: Good for Harris

Late Night Open Thread: Good for Harris

by Anne Laurie|  July 12, 201911:30 pm| 59 Comments

This post is in: 2020 Elections, I Can No Longer Rationally Discuss The Sanders Campaign, I'm With Her, Kamala Harris 2020, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat

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2020 news: @SenKamalaHarris is planning on sending staffers to Vermont this month to test the waters for a possible campaign operation. She would be the first 2020 candidate to challenge @BernieSanders on his home turf. w/ @KitNorton #vtpolihttps://t.co/pL8QSngMY0

— Xander Landen (@xanderlanden) July 12, 2019

Vermont’s been considered a high-risk, low-reward state — “only 16 primary delegates out of 4,690 nationwide”, chosen on Super Tuesday when the media attention will be on bigger prizes. And Sanders is popular with his constituents, if only because he’s familiar (and their expectations are low). But if Harris is running a fifty-state campaign, putting a VT marker down now would seem the smart move. If there’s local interest, she’s in a position to expand as the race heats up (and it’ll draw media attention!); If the new office doesn’t do well, best to get it out of the way early.
 

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Speaking of late-night weirdness, and the Green Mountain state’s senator…

All billionaires are the problem – unless they blew smoke up my ass and gave me a sweet sword to hang in my office. https://t.co/dUJlyKau6X

— Ragnarok Lobster (@eclecticbrotha) July 9, 2019

Bernie celebrating a conservative billionaire giving him a toy sword for sharing his regressive, 19th C robber baron trade policies is giving me life

— Dreadful E (@EvilCEOE) July 9, 2019

Listen I’m not saying the core of the take reactor exploded but I think Bernie’s strength comes from the magic sword he received from a goblin. https://t.co/vjY2gWBfqT

— DSA DNC Caucus (@agraybee) July 10, 2019

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  1. 1.

    Doug R

    July 12, 2019 at 11:34 pm

    Kamala is SERIOUS.

  2. 2.

    Paul T

    July 12, 2019 at 11:39 pm

    “Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sprrQ1OLW6g

  3. 3.

    Keith P.

    July 12, 2019 at 11:42 pm

    So, Alan Dershowitz is going to be in the news for just a tad bit longer.
    Choice quote: “I kept my underwear on during the massage. I don’t like massages particularly.” The new “I didn’t inhale,” courtesy of Mike Tyson’s rape attorney.

  4. 4.

    NotMax

    July 12, 2019 at 11:45 pm

    “My precious.”
      – St. Wilmer

    :)

  5. 5.

    MomSense

    July 12, 2019 at 11:46 pm

    @Keith P.:

    Bet his underwear has a fly.

    Fuck fucking Dershowitz.

  6. 6.

    NotMax

    July 12, 2019 at 11:47 pm

    Harris to open a Burlington Vote Factory?

  7. 7.

    NotMax

    July 12, 2019 at 11:50 pm

    @MomSense

    Not at all outside the realm of conjecture that his underwear was older than the girl(s) massaging him. //

  8. 8.

    opiejeanne

    July 12, 2019 at 11:53 pm

    @NotMax: EW! I did not need that visual.

  9. 9.

    rikyrah

    July 12, 2019 at 11:53 pm

    @NotMax:
    Could have gone the rest of my life without this visual

  10. 10.

    opiejeanne

    July 12, 2019 at 11:54 pm

    @rikyrah: Great minds, and all that.

  11. 11.

    plato

    July 12, 2019 at 11:57 pm

    @NotMax:

    .

  12. 12.

    MomSense

    July 12, 2019 at 11:57 pm

    @NotMax:

    This is the worst timeline.

  13. 13.

    mrmoshpotato

    July 13, 2019 at 12:08 am

    All the best to Senator Harris!

    And to hell with Wilmer. As I replied to one of his phone banker’s texts. “Wilmer 2020? I thought after losing an election you were supposed to fuck off to the forest and take up knitting.”

    Got me removed from his phone list. :)

  14. 14.

    trollhattan

    July 13, 2019 at 12:10 am

    @Keith P.: @MomSense:
    Sooo, if the average age of an Epstein girl is thirteen
    and Dersh’s massage was from an “old, old Russian”
    [does some math]
    Maria Butina!

    It would be irresponsible to not conclude Dersh’s happy ending was courtesy of the FSB.

  15. 15.

    Aleta

    July 13, 2019 at 12:12 am

    VT in July … her staffers can go swimming after work, eat cheese by a waterfall, rent bicycles or jet ski past Bernie’s place on the waterfront

    .

  16. 16.

    Mike J

    July 13, 2019 at 12:13 am

    Ka Ma La!
    Ka Ma La!
    Ka Ma La!

  17. 17.

    mrmoshpotato

    July 13, 2019 at 12:14 am

    @trollhattan: *sighs* “We built such a large prison so we could bury all these fuckers under it.”

  18. 18.

    Omnes Omnibus

    July 13, 2019 at 12:15 am

    @trollhattan: Why do you hate Maria Butina?

  19. 19.

    Kay

    July 13, 2019 at 12:17 am

    I could never get past my basic problem with Bernie’s “electability” which is this: he had to win the primary. I don’t know why losing that election wasn’t a bar to his being considered hugely “electable”. It seems to be happening again, he’s electable but not perhaps ELECTED, so obviously I’m missing something.

  20. 20.

    trollhattan

    July 13, 2019 at 12:20 am

    @Omnes Omnibus:
    Is hair is not really red. Making redhead daughter very mad. Also, too much loving the guns. Knocking that off now, Maria.

  21. 21.

    Villago Delenda Est

    July 13, 2019 at 12:21 am

    Big Media Matt is getting on my nerves with this “electability” bullshit, seeing as Wilmer lost the 2016 primary decisively.

  22. 22.

    Kay

    July 13, 2019 at 12:26 am

    So just assume for a minute it was all true and Hillary Clinton and DWS engineered a coronation which meant Bernie was the only challenger. Isn’t that “advantage Bernie”? Because he did run and he did quite well and the Clinton/DWC conspiracy acted to effectively clear the field. For Bernie. Who had no other competition. And isn’t doing as well with more competitors.

    I just can’t imagine sticking with this theory if he loses another primary, because he will have tried it w/coronation conspiracy and without coronation conspiracy and WITH went BETTER.

  23. 23.

    Mike in NC

    July 13, 2019 at 12:27 am

    Shitbird Bernie, doing everything he could since 2016 to get Fat Bastard reelected.

  24. 24.

    sdhays

    July 13, 2019 at 12:28 am

    @Villago Delenda Est: If Matt wants to argue that Bernie is electable, I’d like to see him document, in detail, all of the other positive statements he made about the USSR and the pictures of Bernie’s honeymoon there and explain how some Trump voters will still be ok with him.

    If Bernie wants to be the nominee, he should be vetted appropriately.

  25. 25.

    NotMax

    July 13, 2019 at 12:30 am

    @Kay

    “You say potato, I say kartofelina”
      – Bernie! the Musical

    //

  26. 26.

    mrmoshpotato

    July 13, 2019 at 12:32 am

    @Omnes Omnibus: Why do you hate that the Brewers lost tonight? :)

  27. 27.

    mrmoshpotato

    July 13, 2019 at 12:36 am

    @Villago Delenda Est:

    seeing as Wilmer lost the 2016 primary decisively.

    You mean by getting beaten like a rented mule by 4 million+ votes and had no chance as early as May 2016?

  28. 28.

    Adam L Silverman

    July 13, 2019 at 12:37 am

    @Keith P.: @MomSense: He’s a commando kind of guy. Also: EWWW!
    http://mvmagazine.com/news/2008/08/01/going-au-naturel

    The search for the naked truth leads next to Peter Simon, longtime Island nudist and chronicler of nudity, through his photographs and writings.

    Peter, who lives in Chilmark, has himself become more restrained about expressing his penchant for nakedness in recent years, in part on the advice of his friend Alan Dershowitz, the noted civil liberties lawyer from Harvard Law School (who can sometimes be spotted on the beach wearing little more than a cell phone in summer).

  29. 29.

    SWMBO

    July 13, 2019 at 12:41 am

    @Adam L Silverman: There isn’t enough brain bleach in the world….Next you’ll be telling us that Trump is a nudist.

  30. 30.

    The Dangerman

    July 13, 2019 at 12:41 am

    @Keith P.:

    Choice quote: “I kept my underwear on during the massage.

    Shocking (I figured he was a Commando kinda guy).

    ETA: Dammit Adam!

  31. 31.

    mrmoshpotato

    July 13, 2019 at 12:42 am

    @SWMBO: Careful what you “wish” for. :)

  32. 32.

    Ruckus

    July 13, 2019 at 12:43 am

    @mrmoshpotato:
    My comment back today from a Ted Steyer email was along those lines, but I didn’t say what I was thinking, “Ted, go the fuck away.” Did say we didn’t need any more fucking billionaires as president. OK that’s still true even if the one we have now isn’t a billionaire.

  33. 33.

    Adam L Silverman

    July 13, 2019 at 12:43 am

    @Kay: His strategy, which he delineated Wednesday night on Maddow’s show, is that because of the number of candidates competing in the primary, even if it is down to only five or six by the time the voting starts, that there will not be a clear, majority winner in each primary. And, as a result, it will only take a plurality of votes in each state’s primary to become the nominee. And the Sander’s team strategy is that they can accumulate enough votes through getting the largest or second largest plurality in each of the primaries and, as a result, become the nominee.

  34. 34.

    NotMax

    July 13, 2019 at 12:45 am

    @Adam L. Silverman

    Presume you saw what’s linked within here to a certain noxious nugget of news.

  35. 35.

    Adam L Silverman

    July 13, 2019 at 12:46 am

    @SWMBO: I do not know and I do not want to know.

  36. 36.

    Adam L Silverman

    July 13, 2019 at 12:47 am

    @NotMax: I saw it reported earlier. Feel the Joementum!

  37. 37.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    July 13, 2019 at 1:06 am

    @Ruckus:

    My comment back today from a Ted Steyer email was along those lines

    Tom’s brother?

  38. 38.

    NotMax

    July 13, 2019 at 1:14 am

    @Adam L. Silverman

    Can’t help but wonder if they were wearing matching I ♡ Ahmed Chalabi shirts.

    //

  39. 39.

    Scotian

    July 13, 2019 at 1:17 am

    May the Sanders campaign die an even swifter and uglier death than I am. Yes, I know bitter and biting but has been so deserving since his poisoning of the political well post April 2016 IMNSHO.

    On my own report, been feeling the chemo hit which is why so little since last update. Was able to stay up with my wife to watch Captain Marvel, which we enjoyed both for the movie and for spending time together.

    So have a good weekend all, and my own prayers go out for all those fighting the concentration camps at the rallies.

    Adam, I really appreciate your concern for me, you as I’ve noted before are a major reason I kept reading and occasionally writing to this blog when I essentially stopped because of my parents health failing in early 2017. I find your analysis work always worth the read, so to me, being held in regard by such a person carries a special warmth for me at a time it truly matters.

    Well night all, that has me just about to crash for the night. Take care and be well.

  40. 40.

    Mike in NC

    July 13, 2019 at 1:22 am

    @Scotian: Best wishes to you.

  41. 41.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    July 13, 2019 at 1:23 am

    @NotMax:

    they were wearing matching I ♡ Ahmed Chalabi shirts…

    …and nothing else. Ewwww!

  42. 42.

    Elizabelle

    July 13, 2019 at 1:23 am

    @Scotian: Night night, Scotian. Sleep tight.

  43. 43.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    July 13, 2019 at 1:24 am

    @Scotian: Glad you had some restful time with your wife, get some rest.

  44. 44.

    NotMax

    July 13, 2019 at 1:29 am

    @Scotian

    Pleasant dreams, if dreams there be.

  45. 45.

    Ruckus

    July 13, 2019 at 1:59 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA:
    His 100% identical twin brother who can’t spell worth a damn but has the same bank account balance.

  46. 46.

    Cacti

    July 13, 2019 at 2:15 am

    @Villago Delenda Est:

    Big Media Matt is getting on my nerves with this “electability” bullshit, seeing as Wilmer lost the 2016 primary decisively.

    Anyone who thinks red diaper Bernie is electable is either high, delusional, suffering from head trauma, or some combination of the three.

  47. 47.

    Yutsano

    July 13, 2019 at 2:20 am

    @Scotian: Much love and healing light to you and your family. May your treatment be easy.

  48. 48.

    Immanentize

    July 13, 2019 at 3:03 am

    @Scotian:
    Sweet sleep and pleasant dreams, Scotian.

  49. 49.

    rikyrah

    July 13, 2019 at 3:14 am

    @Scotian:
    Thanks for checking in. Sending you positive thoughts ??

  50. 50.

    laura

    July 13, 2019 at 3:46 am

    @Scotian: Warm regards Scotian.

  51. 51.

    David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch

    July 13, 2019 at 3:49 am

    case for Bernie’s electability which I think is a lot stronger than many Dems want to admit.

    BWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA

    yeah, sure – an 80 year old Socialist is electable. .

  52. 52.

    David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch

    July 13, 2019 at 3:58 am

    “aren’t most drug dealers, black” ~ Bernie Sanders (S-VT)

    If he’s wasn’t a waste to time, Kamala would cut him to pieces.

  53. 53.

    sukabi

    July 13, 2019 at 3:58 am

    @MomSense: bet he’s lying about the underwear AND the masseuse being an old Russian woman.

  54. 54.

    Amir Khalid

    July 13, 2019 at 4:43 am

    @David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch:
    Wilmer said WHAT!?!

  55. 55.

    David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch

    July 13, 2019 at 5:00 am

    @Amir Khalid:

    “In a September [2015] meeting with Campaign Zero, a movement formed out of the Ferguson protests, activists asked Sanders why, in his opinion, there were a disproportionate amount of people of color in jail for nonviolent drug offenses. Sanders, seated across the table, a yellow legal pad at hand, responded with a question of his own, according to two people present: “Aren’t most of the people who sell the drugs African American?” The candidate, whose aides froze in the moment, was quickly rebuffed: The answer, the activists told him, was no. Even confronted with figures and data to the contrary, Sanders appeared to have still struggled to grasp that he had made an error, the two people present said.”

  56. 56.

    satby

    July 13, 2019 at 5:06 am

    @Scotian: keeping you and your family in my thoughts Scotian. ❤

  57. 57.

    satby

    July 13, 2019 at 5:09 am

    @David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch: his supporters still maintain to this day he’s not a racist or misogynist in spite of all evidence to the contrary. Fortunately, the only supporters I know are now old white guys since most of the youngs have moved on to better candidates.

  58. 58.

    MomSense

    July 13, 2019 at 8:16 am

    @Scotian:

    Hugs to you, Scotian.

  59. 59.

    Ella in New Mexico

    July 13, 2019 at 12:59 pm

    @NotMax:

    Not at all outside the realm of conjecture that his underwear was older than the girl(s) massaging him. //

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    New zinger for bad jokes : “That one’s as old as the crust in Alan Dershowitz’s underwear”

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