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That Didn’t Take Long

by $8 blue check mistermix|  July 23, 20192:37 pm| 10 Comments

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This arrived in the mail today. I still think this is a great slogan.

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  1. 1.

    Baud

    July 23, 2019 at 2:45 pm

    It works because it’s associated on the envelope with Planned Parenthood. I still don’t think it works as a campaign slogan for Democrats.

  2. 2.

    Barbara

    July 23, 2019 at 2:49 pm

    FWIW, the NYT today has two full pages of short vignettes provided by readers describing their experience of being told to go back or asking about where they are from.

  3. 3.

    Brachiator

    July 23, 2019 at 2:50 pm

    Nice.

    @Baud:

    I still don’t think it works as a campaign slogan for Democrats

    I agree.

  4. 4.

    Zinsky

    July 23, 2019 at 2:57 pm

    I sent Planned Parenthood an additional $100 the day after I heard about the Governor of Missouri imposing additional invasive tests on pregnant women there before they can receive abortion counseling. We need to impose unlubricated rectal exams of all men seeking Viagra!!

  5. 5.

    Ohio Mom

    July 23, 2019 at 3:57 pm

    @Brachiator: Yes, the Democrats need an optimistic, forward-looking slogan.

    I don’t have any ideas but I’m pretty sure I will know the right slogan when I see it.

  6. 6.

    Steeplejack

    July 23, 2019 at 4:14 pm

    @Ohio Mom:

    Said every marketing client ever.

    Why, yes, I do have some bad memories.

  7. 7.

    oatler.

    July 23, 2019 at 5:07 pm

    “Chase those crazy baldheads out of the town”

  8. 8.

    TenguPhule

    July 23, 2019 at 5:15 pm

    Trump sues to block House Democrats from getting his New York state tax returns

    This is my surprised face. : |

  9. 9.

    Steve in the ATL

    July 23, 2019 at 6:27 pm

    @Barbara: late to the party, but it happened to me once!

    A judge in South Georgia didn’t like my Peachtree Street address and told me I needed to “go back to where your family name means something!”

    The joke was on him—I’m the first person in my family to live in Georgia!

  10. 10.

    pinacacci

    July 23, 2019 at 10:41 pm

    I live in a ruby red district and I saw this on a bumper sticker today. I loved it.

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