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A song of old San Antone

by DougJ|  August 2, 20191:04 pm| 17 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Political Fundraising

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Mistermix mentioned a big retirement in Texas, Will Hurd from TX-23. Let’s raise some money for the eventual Democratic nominee.

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Texas is one of the most interesting states in the country politically right now, because of two political trends. One is moving more slowly than many thought it would — that’s the change in voting patterns as Latinos become a larger portion of the state’s population. The other is moving much more quickly — and that’s the movement of the suburbs, especially suburban women, away from the Republican party. I love this tweet from Dave Weigel

If the parties realize suburban voters are more gettable than working class whites, I'm excited for the new campaign rhetoric.

"I was forged by towns like this. My daddy was a simple Princeton-educated IT manager. I worked the morning shift at Panera."

— Dave Weigel (@daveweigel) November 15, 2017

Here’s a picture of Benny!

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17Comments

  1. 1.

    Amir Khalid

    August 2, 2019 at 1:08 pm

    My man Benny’s looking sharp.

  2. 2.

    Kristine

    August 2, 2019 at 1:13 pm

    Benny is cool?.

  3. 3.

    rikyrah

    August 2, 2019 at 1:19 pm

    Benny is living his best life :) :)

  4. 4.

    Patricia Kayden

    August 2, 2019 at 1:20 pm

    Flipping Hurd’s seat would be so sweet!!

    Benny is chilling.

  5. 5.

    SiubhanDuinne

    August 2, 2019 at 1:21 pm

    Benny is rockin’ the shades!

  6. 6.

    catclub

    August 2, 2019 at 1:28 pm

    If the parties realize suburban voters are more gettable than working class whites, I’m excited for the new campaign rhetoric.

    “I was forged by towns like this. My daddy was a simple Princeton-educated IT manager. I worked the morning shift at Panera.”

    There is a ‘white collar Holler’ in a Stan Rogers album ( circa 1980)

    Well, I rise up every morning at a quarter to eight
    Some woman who’s my wife tells me not to be late
    I kiss the kids goodbye, I can’t remember their names
    And week after week, it’s always the same

    And it’s Ho, boys, can’t you code it, and program it right
    Nothing ever happens in the life of mine
    I’m hauling up the data on the Xerox line

    Then it’s code in the data, give the keyboard a punch
    Then cross-correlate and break for some lunch
    Correlate, tabulate, process and screen
    Program, printout, regress to the mean

    And it’s Ho, boys, can’t you code it, and program it right
    Nothing ever happens in the life of mine
    I’m hauling up the data on the Xerox line

    Then it’s home again, eat again, watch some TV
    Make love to my woman at ten-fifty-three
    I dream the same dream when I’m sleeping at night
    I’m soaring over hills like an eagle in flight

    And it’s Ho, boys, can’t you code it, and program it right
    Nothing ever happens in the life of mine
    I’m hauling up the data on the Xerox line

    Someday I’m gonna give up all the buttons and things
    I’ll punch that time clock till it can’t ring
    Burn up my necktie and set myself free
    Cause no’one’s gonna fold, bend or mutilate me

    And it’s Ho, boys, can’t you code it, and program it right
    Nothing ever happens in the life of mine
    I’m hauling up the data on the Xerox line

  7. 7.

    VeniceRiley

    August 2, 2019 at 1:56 pm

    I think I’ll give directly to Ortiz, who got screwed by Beto’s non-endorsement and only lost by less than 1000 votes.

  8. 8.

    Betty Cracker

    August 2, 2019 at 1:59 pm

    Awww, what a cutie! :)

  9. 9.

    Mary G

    August 2, 2019 at 2:31 pm

    Can’t link, but Twitter says Hickenlooper is setting up to run for Senate.

  10. 10.

    zhena gogolia

    August 2, 2019 at 3:24 pm

    @Mary G:

    Oh, thank God.

    Hi Benny!

  11. 11.

    Mai Naem mobile

    August 2, 2019 at 3:30 pm

    Benny is a cutie and definitely living the good life.@Mary G: awesome. I hope he can kick Corey Gardners ass like Jackie Rosen kicked Dean Hellers ass. BTW whatever happened to Dean Heller. Wonder if Trumpov didn’t hire him for a WH job because he didn’t want the loser cooties.

  12. 12.

    Steeplejack

    August 2, 2019 at 3:49 pm

    @catclub:

    That’s hilarious! I looked it up, and it’s even funnier because it’s done as a work-gang chant.

    Stan Rogers, “The White Collar Holler.”

  13. 13.

    SFAW

    August 2, 2019 at 3:58 pm

    Thanks for the pic of Benny — too damn cute/cool!

  14. 14.

    debbie

    August 2, 2019 at 4:04 pm

    That photo SHRIEKS summer!

  15. 15.

    SFAW

    August 2, 2019 at 4:07 pm

    @catclub:

    From Martin Mull:

    “Woke up this morning
    I saw both cars were gone
    Woke up this morning
    I saw both cars were gone
    I felt so low-down deep inside
    I threw my drink across the lawn.
    I felt so low-down deep inside
    I threw my drink — I threw my drink — I threw my … drink … across … the la-a-a-wn”

    Naturally he sings that while playing his slide/bottleneck ukelele, Lucille.

  16. 16.

    Steeplejack

    August 2, 2019 at 4:30 pm

    @SFAW:

    That was my other immediate thought. I saw Mull do that live back in the day, using a baby bottle as the slide for the uke.

  17. 17.

    majii

    August 2, 2019 at 9:43 pm

    Benny is cute and is a cool little dude! He’s rocking those shades.

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