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You are here: Home / Politics / Trumpery / Dolt 45 / Spiraling Decompensation Open Thread

Spiraling Decompensation Open Thread

by Anne Laurie|  August 24, 20191:57 pm| 128 Comments

This post is in: Dolt 45, Fuck The Middle-Class, Open Threads, Republicans in Disarray!, The Party of Fiscal Responsibility, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome, Bitter Despair is the New Black, Good News For Conservatives

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White House aides right now offering no explanation for why President Trump believes he can “hereby order” American companies to do anything. Also, officials have no information about what the president may or may not be announcing this afternoon, per his Tweet. https://t.co/QbGwBnfduE

— Eamon Javers (@EamonJavers) August 23, 2019

when you're running for reelection on the great economy and whoops it isn't working out so well –> https://t.co/YrMyPbW49i

— Joshua Green (@JoshuaGreen) August 23, 2019

You can definitely tell that the White House thinks this will be received well, given that Trump waited until after markets closed https://t.co/GFoYtV9xWM

— Catherine Rampell (@crampell) August 23, 2019

Little known fact: the president of the United States may be unable to hereby order private companies to do anything but the chosen one and the King of Israel do actually have that authority so the joke is on us.

— Tom Wright (@thomaswright08) August 23, 2019

If Obama had done any *one* of the bat-crap crazy things POTUS did just *today*, the Republicans would have lost their shit. McConnell would be waving the Constitution around and Tom Cotton would be getting into camo and waiting for the Red Guards to storm Little Rock. https://t.co/SbAgNrg9Zr

— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) August 23, 2019

Trump: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

Trumpalos: lol losers he's just doing it to get a rise out of u and also he's objectively right if you weren't biased you'd see Cthulhu DOES wait dreaming this is how you get Trump

— HerebyOrderedHat (@Popehat) August 24, 2019

#Russia's state TV: Dep. Dean of World Politics at Moscow's State University:
"Unfortunately, Trump didn't reach the level of Abraham Lincoln & didn't drive the U.S. to civil war. That's sad. Hopefully, he'll become Herbert Hoover and at least drive them into a Great Depression." pic.twitter.com/rc5I9UYXxZ

— Julia Davis (@JuliaDavisNews) February 11, 2018

The only good news is Trump will do something horrifically embarrassing at G7 this weekend to distract from his trade war before the markets open on Monday.

— Schooley (@Rschooley) August 23, 2019

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  1. 1.

    dmsilev

    August 24, 2019 at 2:02 pm

    Trump: Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!

    Pfft. Trump only got into Miskatonic U because his Shoggoth father pulled some strings.

  2. 2.

    feebogd

    August 24, 2019 at 2:02 pm

    Between Boris and Trumpov this G7 summit is going to be a shitshow. Macron looks like he had that smile surgically implanted on his face.

  3. 3.

    Spanky

    August 24, 2019 at 2:09 pm

    “Unfortunately, Trump didn’t reach the level of Abraham Lincoln & didn’t drive the U.S. to civil war.

    Dude! It’s only 2019! He’s still got 17 months in office!

    (Apologies if this triggers anyone.)

  4. 4.

    AThornton

    August 24, 2019 at 2:09 pm

    So will the Federalist Society lose their shit about this non-constitutional expansion of Executive Power?

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH(pauseforbreath)HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  5. 5.

    Spanky

    August 24, 2019 at 2:10 pm

    What’re the odds on the US leaving the G7 before Monday?

  6. 6.

    Spanky

    August 24, 2019 at 2:12 pm

    Sources briefed on the president’s thinking …

    Why does the MSM still do this? Do they think their consumers don’t know this is all show?

  7. 7.

    randy khan

    August 24, 2019 at 2:14 pm

    Trump apparently has a theory that the Emergency Powers Act lets him do this. I would guess that the courts would disagree, but more to the point, just imagine how all those Republican CEOs would react if he really tried to cut off trade with China completely.

  8. 8.

    patrick II

    August 24, 2019 at 2:15 pm

    Among other things, Trump has no concept of time and interoperability. American companies and Chinese companies have spent years building up the complex system of manufacture and support that exists between us. And while I have sympathy for the idea of bringing jobs home, it won’t be tomorrow. Plants will not be rebuilt tomorrow. Roads, electrical grids, appropriately educated workforce will not be rebuilt tomorrow. Throwing a tariff on a country as intertwined as we are with China is not something you change quickly. Certainly not before the next election. At some level, he realizes that, but he can’t back away from his only trick (tariffs are easy) without appearing a coward, and he can’t keep upping the ante because, in the short term, there is no solution that can happen before the election. And with those two contradictory facts, both intrinsic to who he is, he is going nuts.

  9. 9.

    scav

    August 24, 2019 at 2:17 pm

    G7!? G7!?! G7 is a typo! It’s always been the G1! G1! Greatness 1! MAG1A! Make America G1 Again! Magiamania! I’m MAG1AC! Econimists run out of their bank vaults to kneel before me and kiss my hand!

  10. 10.

    prufrock

    August 24, 2019 at 2:18 pm

    @patrick II: Are we’re sure he realizes it? He seems about as aware as Veruca Salt.

  11. 11.

    germy

    August 24, 2019 at 2:19 pm

    It's about time we had a businessman running this country.

  12. 12.

    Redshift

    August 24, 2019 at 2:22 pm

    @scav: Trump parody fail. Forgot to have the economists calling him “sir.”

  13. 13.

    Duane

    August 24, 2019 at 2:22 pm

    It’s as if he wants to destroy the country. His Russian puppet masters certainly do.

  14. 14.

    M31

    August 24, 2019 at 2:24 pm

    also, fuck that Russian guy — Lincoln didn’t drive the US to civil war, slaver traitors did

  15. 15.

    scav

    August 24, 2019 at 2:24 pm

    @Redshift: I thought the obvious flaw was that he let an unsanitized person’s lips approach his being.

  16. 16.

    Elizabelle

    August 24, 2019 at 2:27 pm

    Saw a photo of Trump and Macron lunching together, Trump with the “don’t touch me” look.

    I felt so badly for Macron. No one should have to deal with our Cheater in Chief on that level.

  17. 17.

    Baud

    August 24, 2019 at 2:27 pm

    @AThornton:

    Libertarians are on holiday it seems.

  18. 18.

    Redshift

    August 24, 2019 at 2:29 pm

    @patrick II: I was hearing some coverage of the tariffs yesterday, and they were at least clear that it’s a disaster and everything Trump claims is false, but it was infuriating how they still keep trying to shoehorn all of this into some kind of normal “negotiation.”

    The actual negotiators can’t succeed because every time they get close to a deal, Trump declares it’s “unfair” and blows it up. Why isn’t this too obvious to ignore? Trump and his “America First” idiots started this thinking they could get capitulation and “win.” If he can’t get that, he i wants a fight more than he wants any “deal.” The Chinese are certainly smart enough to see this, even if our pundits aren’t

  19. 19.

    Redshift

    August 24, 2019 at 2:31 pm

    @scav: Hmm, interesting. He definitely wouldn’t let them do it, but would he lie about them doing it? I can’t recall if he’s ever tweeted something like that.

  20. 20.

    Lapassionara

    August 24, 2019 at 2:33 pm

    @Baud: They’re in mourning.

  21. 21.

    Sloane Ranger

    August 24, 2019 at 2:33 pm

    It may have been at Raw Story but I read an article that said that what is really getting to Trump is that he was planning to rub the other G7 leaders noses in how great the US economy was doing compared to theirs.

    In his imagination, this would earn him the personal respect and admiration from them he craves and allow him to threaten and bully the other leaders into doing what he wanted e.g. tear up the Iran Treaty.

    Not sure if there’s any truth to this. I read another story somewhere else that he didn’t want to go at all as he doesn’t agree with multi lateral meetings.

    I suppose it’s possible both are true.

  22. 22.

    MattF

    August 24, 2019 at 2:33 pm

    Word of the day: decompensate.

  23. 23.

    NotMax

    August 24, 2019 at 2:36 pm

    “G7 is so dull. If we rename it 38D people would pay attention. Lots of people have told me they agree with me about that and I hereby order it done.”

  24. 24.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    August 24, 2019 at 2:41 pm

    Do you think Emmanuel Macron is doing the “Thumbs Up” as a joke that Trump will never get? pic.twitter.com/iqRdCFDnhb— Mystery Solvent (@MysterySolvent) August 24, 2019

    I hope so!

  25. 25.

    debbie

    August 24, 2019 at 2:43 pm

    @Redshift:

    Trump’s problem was that he was sure his first announcement of tariffs would bring instant international capitulation. He didn’t bother with a strategy or even a back-up plan, and he’s just now realizing there are bigger and meaner bastards in the world than he.

  26. 26.

    MattF

    August 24, 2019 at 2:45 pm

    @Sloane Ranger: There’s various things he doesn’t want to hear, e.g., ‘The Russians are still in Crimea’, ‘Trade wars aren’t so easy to win’, or ‘Greenland is not for sale’— and there’s a good possibility that he’ll hear all these things. Also, I’m feeling a sort of instinctive revulsion towards the prospect of a meeting between Trump and Johnson.

  27. 27.

    debbie

    August 24, 2019 at 2:45 pm

    @Dorothy A. Winsor:

    Who talked Trump into that electric blue tie?

  28. 28.

    AThornton

    August 24, 2019 at 2:46 pm

    @Baud:

    Libertarians get plumb tuckered out pulling themselves up by their bootstraps during the week. So they need their rest.

  29. 29.

    debbie

    August 24, 2019 at 2:46 pm

    @Sloane Ranger:

    Pity is that what is not getting to Trump is that he fucked it up with his own big, fat mouth.

  30. 30.

    NotMax

    August 24, 2019 at 2:48 pm

    @debbie

    Yup. He thought Risk was a game meant to be played solo.

  31. 31.

    Brachiator

    August 24, 2019 at 2:48 pm

    @patrick II:

    Among other things, Trump has no concept of time and interoperability. American companies and Chinese companies have spent years building up the complex system of manufacture and support that exists between us.

    Very true. But Trump doesn’t understand this, nor does he care. He is a simple minded child as far as this goes, who thinks he can have his way just by asserting his will.

    And while I have sympathy for the idea of bringing jobs home, it won’t be tomorrow.

    Or ever. It’s a global economy, and the US is just one of many players. Countries have to maximize their advantages rather than try to recreate some misremembered past. The UK is going through similar anguish in the vain hope that BREXIT might see the resurrection of the former empire.

  32. 32.

    NotMax

    August 24, 2019 at 2:50 pm

    @debbie

    Color coordinated to match Ivanka’s unmentionables? //

  33. 33.

    MattF

    August 24, 2019 at 2:52 pm

    @NotMax: TMI. If something is unmentionable, you don’t mention it.

  34. 34.

    scav

    August 24, 2019 at 2:54 pm

    @debbie: That wouldn,t happen to be a blue-screen shade would it? It lookes remarkably flat as is. . .

  35. 35.

    Mary G

    August 24, 2019 at 2:55 pm

    I’m rooting for Angela Merkel to just haul off and slap him when he acts up. You know he will.

  36. 36.

    trollhattan

    August 24, 2019 at 3:00 pm

    @Mary G:
    Clubbing him with a 1-liter beer mug, full, would be a lovely thing to behold, savor, etc. I won’t even bemoan any spilt beer.

  37. 37.

    Brachiator

    August 24, 2019 at 3:01 pm

    @AThornton:

    So, will the Federalist Society lose their shit about this non-constitutional expansion of Executive Power?

    Nope. I recently wrote this about Trump’s approach to power.

    More seriously, even though he is an incompetent baboon, he has consistently tried to “run the country like a business” with himself as CEO by having his staff look for every way possible for him to exploit his executive authority. The GOP Senate backs him up, and he is trying to install judges who will also back his play.

    I could have added that right wing pundits and think tanks back Trump even though his actions violate everything they supposedly believe about overreach of executive power.

    The only conservative who has consistently blasted Trump is George Will, who also has a book out about conservative values. Unfortunately, Will’s criticisms are stale and fussy and underestimates the damage that Trump is causing.

    ETA. And I promised myself that this would be a Trump free Saturday.

  38. 38.

    Sloane Ranger

    August 24, 2019 at 3:06 pm

    @MattF: Actually that’s the thing I’m interested in seeing. Johnson is currently trying to reassure wavering Tory MP’s that he is genuinely trying for a deal with the EU in order to avoid a vote of no confidence (remember it will only take 1 Tory defection for such a vote to succeed) so he can’t upset Merkel and Macron too much, but, on the other hand, he wants to keep Trump sweet in the hope of a trade deal.

    I want to see how he tries to thread the needle.

  39. 39.

    Brachiator

    August 24, 2019 at 3:08 pm

    White House aides right now offering no explanation for why President Trump believes he can “hereby order” American companies to do anything.

    CNN is sniffing it out:

    President Donald Trump claimed he has the “absolute right” to “order” US companies to stop doing business with China that would involve using his broad executive authority in a new and unprecedented way under a 1977 law….

    He later explained that he was referring to the 1977 International Emergency Economic Powers Act (IEEPA), and in a Friday tweet wrote: “For all of the Fake News Reporters that don’t have a clue as to what the law is relative to Presidential powers, China, etc., try looking at the Emergency Economic Powers Act of 1977. Case closed!”

    https://www.cnn.com/2019/08/24/politics/trump-china-trade-war-emergency-economic-powers-act/index.html

  40. 40.

    MattF

    August 24, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    @Brachiator: In fact, there are various conservatives who criticize Trump— I wouldn’t even put George Fucking Will in the forefront of that group.

  41. 41.

    Suzanne

    August 24, 2019 at 3:20 pm

    @Brachiator:

    And I promised myself that this would be a Trump free Saturday.

    Those are the best Saturdays.
    I wonder if I will ever feel that young and carefree again.

  42. 42.

    James E Powell

    August 24, 2019 at 3:21 pm

    @MattF:

    True. It’s been many years since anyone cared what George Will has to say. But this is the world he worked very hard to bring about.

  43. 43.

    catclub

    August 24, 2019 at 3:26 pm

    @Sloane Ranger:

    but, on the other hand, he wants to keep Trump sweet in the hope of a trade deal.

    trump knows one thing, if the UK drops out of the EU, any trade deal the UK makes with the US will HEAVILY favor the US. In this he is actually working in the interests of the US. [Yes, I know that favoring brexit overall is not working in favor of the US long term interest.]

  44. 44.

    Frankensteinbeck

    August 24, 2019 at 3:27 pm

    @Brachiator:
    Trump can believe what he likes. He has a bureaucracy he can tell to set tariffs and they’ll do it by default until ordered not to by someone else. That default doesn’t exist here. While odious, the current Supreme Court is not actually a rubber stamp, and if he even CAN get this to SCOTUS they’re highly unlikely to approve it. I personally think the companies will shrug and this will drop down the memory hole.

  45. 45.

    JPL

    August 24, 2019 at 3:27 pm

    @Sloane Ranger: Johnson might have difficulties with trump because trump could care less about Boris’ biggest concern which is the Amazon fires.

  46. 46.

    Brachiator

    August 24, 2019 at 3:30 pm

    @MattF:

    In fact, there are various conservatives who criticize Trump— I wouldn’t even put George Fucking Will in the forefront of that group.

    Really? Most of what I’m seeing from conservatives is “We really like what he’s doing; we just wish he would shut up and be quiet about it.”

  47. 47.

    Ruckus

    August 24, 2019 at 3:32 pm

    @debbie:

    Pity is that what is not getting to Trump is that he fucked it up with his own big, fat mouth.

    He knows. He will never, ever admit it, but he knows. He’s used to stepping on his dick, in golf shoes, you’d think he likes it by how often he does this. What never has and never will get into him is that it isn’t the rest of the world that’s the problem, it’s that it’s always him, Always. Him.

  48. 48.

    James E Powell

    August 24, 2019 at 3:36 pm

    @Brachiator:

    And the related “Sure, Trump is a clown and an embarrassment but the Democrats are even worse and hate America!”

  49. 49.

    Sloane Ranger

    August 24, 2019 at 3:37 pm

    @catclub: Ah, that’s undoubtedly true where other, lesser nations are concerned but. his mother was Scottish and he really admires the Queen so it will totally be different for us.

    A Brexiteer//

  50. 50.

    Ruckus

    August 24, 2019 at 3:38 pm

    @Brachiator:

    The UK is going through similar anguish in the vain hope that BREXIT might see the resurrection of the former empire.

    Redcoats and muskets? How quaint.
    American conservatives have exactly the same concept. They want a full mega church on every corner and all POC on plantations picking cotton. And all the money in republican banks.
    Outdated ideas that were bad when they were the way shit was are still bad.

  51. 51.

    The Dangerman

    August 24, 2019 at 3:39 pm

    The really scary thing is, if there were a serious international incident (sure, there are problems, but nothing HOOOOGE), Trump would just go sit in the corner and fill his pants. It’s no longer the Peter Principle; it’s the Trump Principle (certainly NOT the Trump Peter Principle).

  52. 52.

    trnc

    August 24, 2019 at 3:39 pm

    Trump: Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!

    I almost never refer to DT by his full name because I have always believed he is He Who Must Not Be Named. Although, in all fairness, Obama led the way on that (“her opponent”)..

  53. 53.

    Kelly

    August 24, 2019 at 3:41 pm

    @The Dangerman: The Trump Peter Principle is Trump will always step on his peter.

  54. 54.

    Ruckus

    August 24, 2019 at 3:43 pm

    @Brachiator:
    From where we are to a trump free Saturday will take a while.
    Very fucking unfortunately.
    Because while the republicans have become much more open about their goals because of trump saying everything out loud that doesn’t mean we have to go along. And like always, a sewer spill of this magnitude takes a long time for the stink and rot to be cleaned up.

  55. 55.

    hells littlest angel

    August 24, 2019 at 3:44 pm

    Pardon the pedantry, but if you’re on the Titanic, it really doesn’t matter if your ticket is one-way or round-trip.

  56. 56.

    Brachiator

    August 24, 2019 at 3:45 pm

    @Frankensteinbeck:
    I personally think the companies will shrug and this will drop down the memory hole.

    I think Trump is out of his mind, and I don’t think that companies are going to cower in fear. But I don’t think they will blithely shrug this shit off. They will be looking to see if Trump tries to use petty and vindictive tactics to make life difficult for them. He may not succeed, but he will force companies to waste time and resources dealing with his meddling.

  57. 57.

    zhena gogolia

    August 24, 2019 at 3:45 pm

    @hells littlest angel:

    Haha, that gave me pause as well.

  58. 58.

    Ruckus

    August 24, 2019 at 3:47 pm

    @Kelly:
    With golf spikes on. He’s not nothing, he’s stupid and sadistic.
    Not admirable traits in a president but ya gotta go with what ya got.

  59. 59.

    Brachiator

    August 24, 2019 at 3:49 pm

    @Suzanne:

    And I promised myself that this would be a Trump free Saturday.

    Those are the best Saturdays.
    I wonder if I will ever feel that young and carefree again.

    Well, I can’t have a totally Trump free Saturday. But I think I am done with Trump and the Internet for the rest of the day.

  60. 60.

    patrick II

    August 24, 2019 at 3:49 pm

    @MattF:
    Rick Wilson is the sharpest and funniest of them. He cuts with a Very sharp knife. Among the MSNBC talking heads Nicolle Wallace was the first to talk frankly about Trump as someone who is not totally sane. And of Course Jennifer Rubin at the Post.
    when I see them I wish we had more democrats who were as acerbic and frank.

  61. 61.

    MattF

    August 24, 2019 at 3:51 pm

    @Brachiator: Charlie Sykes’ ‘Bulwark’ Podcast has been on the air for a while, and the guests are generally uniformly conservative and anti-Trump. They certainly believe themselves to be beleaguered, but they certainly exist.

  62. 62.

    Ruckus

    August 24, 2019 at 3:53 pm

    @catclub:

    [Yes, I know that favoring brexit overall is not working in favor of the US long term interest.]

    trump has never worked in his or anyone else’s long term interest. It’s why he’s such a fuck up. His outlook ends at the next business or lawyer meeting. He wants long term for people to adore him, but has never given anyone any reason not to despise him.

  63. 63.

    Mike in NC

    August 24, 2019 at 3:57 pm

    Washington Post reported that Fat Bastard would be arriving at the G-7 with a “list of grievances”. Apparently the fucker’s entire life has been based on grievances.

  64. 64.

    Jay

    August 24, 2019 at 3:58 pm

    "It was, in many ways, the best kind of protest: a disruption of ritual, disciplined and serious, then joyous and uplifting."On a remarkable night at Providence Park – what it means, and what comes next.https://t.co/23aUsLKHVH#PORvSEA #RCTID #AUnitedFront— Abe Asher (@abe_asher) August 24, 2019

  65. 65.

    Alternative Fax, a hip hop artist from Idaho

    August 24, 2019 at 4:02 pm

    There’s a colorable argument that regime of Agent Orange is a revenge tragedy in its final act, since his entire life has consisted of perceived slights.

  66. 66.

    patrick II

    August 24, 2019 at 4:03 pm

    I have no idea how he thinks Apple would still be a functioning company if they stop dealing with China. Not only do they make much of their product in China, it is also a large market for them where an Iphone is o prestige purchase.
    I don’t know how much Boeing sells there, but I will guess a lot. Combine that with Killing Boeing’s Iran deal and Boeing’s falling airplane problem it could be real trouble.
    But by all means, hereby order them to stop doing business with China. I am sure the devastation of two major American companies will do no harm to the American economy.

  67. 67.

    catclub

    August 24, 2019 at 4:05 pm

    @Mike in NC:

    Apparently the fucker’s entire life has been based on grievances.

    What do you expect if you grow up the favored son a near billionaire? Its a hard knock life.

  68. 68.

    Ruckus

    August 24, 2019 at 4:06 pm

    @Mike in NC:

    Apparently the fucker’s entire life has been based on grievances.

    I’d say that’s 100% true. His main grievance is that no one will bow down and give him all the money for being the greatest human being ever.
    He’s not a realist.

  69. 69.

    MattF

    August 24, 2019 at 4:07 pm

    @patrick II: Yeah, but Apple and Boeing don’t mine coal, so they don’t count.

  70. 70.

    prostratedragon

    August 24, 2019 at 4:07 pm

    @trollhattan: Lately I’ve been thinking that the Pigmeat Markham revival is long overdue.

  71. 71.

    thalarctosMaritimus

    August 24, 2019 at 4:07 pm

    @catclub: when I lived in Cambridgeshire, I got to hear from English people about the Lend-Lease experience.

    It’s safe to say that the version taught in American history books is not at all reflective of what it was like for the British.

  72. 72.

    Ruckus

    August 24, 2019 at 4:10 pm

    @patrick II:
    Unless it’s changed very recently Boeing has parts built in China, as well as 737s being finished there.

  73. 73.

    Yarrow

    August 24, 2019 at 4:11 pm

    @JPL:

    Johnson might have difficulties with trump because trump could care less about Boris’ biggest concern which is the Amazon fires.

    Huh? Boris doesn’t care about the fires in the Amazon. He may have been shamed into giving lip service to caring, but that’s all it is. From this article:

    In a tweet posted on Thursday, the close ally of Johnson described the Brazilian trade minister, Marcos Troyjo, as “superb” during an official trade visit.

    He shook hands with counterparts in Brasilia on Wednesday and declared a desire to deepen relations. Asked about the wildfires, Burns reportedly said Bolsonaro’s government had “legitimate ambitions to bring prosperity to its people”.

    A spokesperson later claimed the quote had been taken out of context and that Burns did discuss the UK’s commitment to tackling the climate crisis in his interview.

    Taken out of context. Uh huh.

  74. 74.

    J R in WV

    August 24, 2019 at 4:12 pm

    @Dorothy A. Winsor:

    Do you think Emmanuel Macron is doing the “Thumbs Up” as a joke that Trump will never get? pic.twitter.com/iqRdCFDnhb— Mystery Solvent (@MysterySolvent) August 24, 2019

    I hope so!

    I think the joke is that in France, thumbs up means “in your ass, MF”…

    I know for sure that it means that in many cultures, not positive about the dock workers of France.

  75. 75.

    Yarrow

    August 24, 2019 at 4:13 pm

    @patrick II: Tim Cook, Apple’s CEO, met with Trump recently to talk about how the China tariffs will affect Apple’s competitiveness. Doesn’t look like their chat had a big impact.

  76. 76.

    germy

    August 24, 2019 at 4:16 pm

    “Our great American companies are hereby ordered”

    Wait until he gets tired of Melania. He’ll stand across the room from her, point his short index finger and intone “I divorce thee, I divorce thee, I divorce thee…..”

    And the marriage will be officially dissolved.

  77. 77.

    Ruckus

    August 24, 2019 at 4:17 pm

    @Yarrow:
    Chat went like this.
    Cook: Your tariffs will kill our company that does billions of business around the world yearly.
    trump: How much will you pay me to change this?
    Cook: Are you out of your fucking mind?
    trump: What do you mean?

  78. 78.

    Gravenstone

    August 24, 2019 at 4:19 pm

    @Brachiator: So some jackass actually had to brief him about this law, because no way in Hell does he know it exists otherwise. Which sycophant has that level of actual understanding?

  79. 79.

    Brachiator

    August 24, 2019 at 4:20 pm

    @Mike in NC:

    Washington Post reported that Fat Bastard would be arriving at the G-7 with a “list of grievances”.

    Can’t he just save this shit for Festivus?

  80. 80.

    germy

    August 24, 2019 at 4:21 pm

    @Brachiator: Every day is Festivus with this administration.

  81. 81.

    J R in WV

    August 24, 2019 at 4:22 pm

    @thalarctosMaritimus:

    …when I lived in Cambridgeshire, I got to hear from English people about the Lend-Lease experience.

    It’s safe to say that the version taught in American history books is not at all reflective of what it was like for the British.

    A somewhat tantalizing comment, devoid of actual information. What did you really learn, past the factoid that some books may be incomplete?

  82. 82.

    JPL

    August 24, 2019 at 4:23 pm

    @Yarrow: lol When he departed his plane in France, he gave strong lip service to the Amazon and the climate crisis. He must really be trying to suck up to members of the E.U.

  83. 83.

    JMG

    August 24, 2019 at 4:23 pm

    All the CEOs of the affected companies have to do is tell Mitch McConnell they’ll be raising all the money they can for his Democratic opponent in 2020, and for every other Democratic Senate candidate, and Trump’s order will vanish within an hour.

  84. 84.

    Gravenstone

    August 24, 2019 at 4:25 pm

    @patrick II:

    still be a functioning company if they stop dealing with China.

    Add to that damn near every chemical and pharma company on the face of the earth. So many raw materials are outsourced to China or India. And no way can the latter fill in for losing access to the former.

  85. 85.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    August 24, 2019 at 4:38 pm

    @Yarrow:

    Tim Cook, Apple’s CEO

    You mean Tim Apple.

  86. 86.

    RandomMonster

    August 24, 2019 at 4:39 pm

    @hells littlest angel:

    Pardon the pedantry, but if you’re on the Titanic, it really doesn’t matter if your ticket is one-way or round-trip.

    Except that you spent less on the one-way!

  87. 87.

    Litlebritdifrnt

    August 24, 2019 at 4:42 pm

    What I find amusing is that Twitler “ordering” US companies to come up with alternatives to China, like they can suddenly invent a new country to do business with.

  88. 88.

    germy

    August 24, 2019 at 4:45 pm

    @Litlebritdifrnt: Russia!

  89. 89.

    germy

    August 24, 2019 at 4:48 pm

    Good comment from over at LGM:

    LosGatosCA • an hour ago • edited

    Any country viewing the US with a sophisticated eye can see several things:

    1. Starting no later than the 2000 election one of two major political parties in the US has shown a strong, repetitive pattern of disrespect for any norms or prior arrangements, domestic or international – torture, pre-emptive war, treaties, global warming, trade, etc.

    2. The country is no longer capable of managing it’s finances (repetitively excessive tax cuts, threatening massive default, etc) which adds to the economic uncertainty and reinforces the unreliability factors

    3. While the majority of its citizens are reasonable (non-Republicans) the political structure is inherently unstable and is repetitively leading to unreliable, unstable international relations because an unstable, uneducated, anti-intellectual party of white nationalists actually favor nihilism,

    4. The key word in these observations is repetitive. Trump is continuing a trend Bush/Cheney started on every topic/issue and carried to extremes by Trump and McConnell.

    http://www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2019/08/a-world-of-fortress-economies

  90. 90.

    FelonyGovt

    August 24, 2019 at 4:51 pm

    @Ruckus: My Rep, Ted Lieu, knows people are sick to death of Trump. This was in his latest email:

    Let’s face it: You don’t really want to hear about each and every bit of news coming out of Washington. Your in-laws are in town, or maybe you’ve got a vacation to plan, or a big upcoming presentation at work you’d rather be focusing on. But instead, you’re glued to the news, because you know that with Donald Trump as president, anything can happen. It’s exhausting — but if we all work together to defeat Donald Trump, we will never have to think about Donald Trump again.

  91. 91.

    Another Scott

    August 24, 2019 at 4:51 pm

    @patrick II: But Donnie’s idea of a great US economy is straight out of Soviet 5 Year Plans: 1) Being the #1 producer of steel ingots with ever increasing production, and 2) Being the #1 producer of coal with ever increasing production.

    He tolerates Apple and Tim because Tim has a lot of money and hasn’t been antagonistic. But he doesn’t care about the company. His brain is too broken to understand the US has moved on from the days of Carnegie and Vanderbilt… (The PRC has produced more steel than the US since 2000, and they’re the biggest coal producer by a large margin as well.)

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  92. 92.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    August 24, 2019 at 4:52 pm

    @Litlebritdifrnt:

    they can suddenly invent a new country to do business with.

    England.

  93. 93.

    prostratedragon

    August 24, 2019 at 4:54 pm

    The WaPo today writes about the tariff effects more generally, and a little about whether the authority to hereby order this by President Never-met-a-political-risk-he-didn’t-like actually exists. I don’t think businesses are disregarding this, though their response might have something to do with their size and how much they have sunk into China.


    “Trump ‘hereby’ orders U.S. business out of China. Can he do that?
    “

  94. 94.

    germy

    August 24, 2019 at 4:57 pm

    @FelonyGovt:

    we will never have to think about Donald Trump again.

    There’ll be history books to be written. Documentaries. Cautionary tales. We can never let this happen again. Not sure if forgetting will help.

  95. 95.

    Doc Sardonic

    August 24, 2019 at 4:58 pm

    @germy: Actually, the divorce wouldn’t be official until he throws dog poop on her shoes, and we know the germaphobic fucker isn’t going to do that. He will probably order Barron to do it.

  96. 96.

    jc

    August 24, 2019 at 5:02 pm

    Trump keeps showing that words have no meaning to him. It’s all just about hogging headlines, cynically controlling the narrative. All Democrats should be loudly asking: why would anyone want to do business or discuss policy with someone who is fundamentally unfit and untrustworthy?

  97. 97.

    Ruckus

    August 24, 2019 at 5:02 pm

    @FelonyGovt:
    Ted is wrong. This mess will take a long time to clean up. And we probably won’t have the necessary time because too many people have a totally unrealistic concept of the country, the government and the press. trump is the indicator and instigator of the mess. He didn’t start it, he won’t finish it off, it will have to be dealt with for years.

  98. 98.

    patrick II

    August 24, 2019 at 5:02 pm

    @Brachiator:

    I don’t think maximizing our advantage and having more jobs at home are mutually exclusive. But that is a topic for another time.

  99. 99.

    Litlebritdifrnt

    August 24, 2019 at 5:04 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: LOL like tiny England is a replacement for a market the size of China! (I know you were joking). But seriously, increasingly Chinese people have disposable income, which they like to spend. Whether it is on vacations abroad (Disneyland anyone?) to high end electronics, they have got money to spend and they are going to spend it.

  100. 100.

    mrmoshpotato

    August 24, 2019 at 5:08 pm

    White House aides right now offering no explanation for why President Trump believes he can “hereby order” American companies to do anything. Also, officials have no information about what the president may or may not be announcing this afternoon, per his Tweet.

    Why Dump believes? A:Because he’s a Soviet shitpile.

    What he may announce? A: MY DADDY VLADDY SAID I COULD HAVE AN AUTHORITARIAN KLEPTOCRACY TOO! and I’ve been sucking the Kremlin’s ass since 1987!

  101. 101.

    Matt McIrvin

    August 24, 2019 at 5:16 pm

    @Ruckus: The mess will last long enough that it will largely be blamed on the next Democratic administration, contributing to the election of the next Republican one after that.

  102. 102.

    Yarrow

    August 24, 2019 at 5:18 pm

    @FelonyGovt:
    I get where Ted Lieu is coming from but I don’t think that’s a great email. I mean, your in-laws are in town? LOL. Maybe people would rather think about Trump than visit with their in-laws. And this bit:

    if we all work together to defeat Donald Trump, we will never have to think about Donald Trump again.

    As Ruckus said, this mess is going to take years to clean up. There will be books, movies, TV shows, and thousands of studies done about this era. Going forward, all any country or business has to say is, “Yeah, but Trump…” when we want them to trust us again. We’ll need to put in safeguards so this kind of thing can’t happen again and we’ll need to get rid of the enablers. It’s going to be a long process.

    This idea may be good short term politics – “elect Dems and you never have to think about Trump again” sounds great – but it’s not what’s needed. Pretending it is is a recipe for disaster down the road when we need some version of a Truth and Reconciliation commission and people are like, “Trump was so last year” and they want to move on.

  103. 103.

    mrmoshpotato

    August 24, 2019 at 5:18 pm

    @germy: She’s birther trash like him. Good luck until he’s in jail, prison, hanged or thrown into a lava lake.

    (Fuck you autoincorrect. northern is not birther.)

  104. 104.

    Jay

    August 24, 2019 at 5:19 pm

    Protestors in Hong Kong are cutting down facial recognition towers. pic.twitter.com/bTvb8uis7V— Jordan Sather (@Jordan_Sather_) August 24, 2019

  105. 105.

    debbie

    August 24, 2019 at 5:20 pm

    @Ruckus:

    I disagree. I have endured Donald Trump since 19-goddamn-78. His overbearing, over-confident demeanor is a true reflection of his heart. He has never had even a nanosecond of doubt about himself and his excellence. What else could have made him think he could run an entire country?

  106. 106.

    debbie

    August 24, 2019 at 5:22 pm

    @Litlebritdifrnt:

    Or that the president would think any businessperson would walk away from the next largest economy!

  107. 107.

    ??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ??

    August 24, 2019 at 5:26 pm

    “Unfortunately, Trump didn’t reach the level of Abraham Lincoln & didn’t drive the U.S. to civil war. That’s sad. Hopefully, he’ll become Herbert Hoover and at least drive them into a Great Depression.”

    What kind of university department dean talks like this? He’s a fucking academic. I know reactionaries have existed in such positions before but come on! And what a moron for thinking Lincoln was the one who drove the US to civil war. It was the Southern slaver states who did. Where’d he get his degree a Cracker Jack box?

    And honestly, I get the feeling this guy wouldn’t have a problem with race-based chattel slavery. Aren’t some Russians notorious racist against black people and have some truly bizarre beliefs about them?

  108. 108.

    mrmoshpotato

    August 24, 2019 at 5:27 pm

    @Jay: Good on them.

  109. 109.

    Jay

    August 24, 2019 at 5:28 pm

    Prediction: Trump will propose the US leave the G7 and create with Russia, China, Saudi Arabia & Brazil, & a broken UK a new alliance of economic Nationalist autocracies. The A5 + future Italy, Austria & Hungary. Mark my words. https://t.co/3ksTFgYK7L— Malcolm Nance (@MalcolmNance) August 24, 2019

  110. 110.

    Jay

    August 24, 2019 at 5:30 pm

    @??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ??:

    The guy is trolling the US.

  111. 111.

    debbie

    August 24, 2019 at 5:31 pm

    @??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ??:

    It’s kind of the reverse of the bullshit fed to me about the USSR when I was in school. I’m telling you, Khrushchev had horns!

  112. 112.

    trollhattan

    August 24, 2019 at 5:31 pm

    @debbie:
    Yeah, some goddamn “New York golden boy real estate developer lifestyle maven, etc.” national media onslaught began in the ’70s and he reeked of skeevy from the start. I suppose he presented an ironic counterpoint to New York’s impending failure as memorialized by the Daily News: “Ford to City: ‘Drop dead'”

    New Yorkers have known not to trust that family for half a century. Somebody didn’t listen.

  113. 113.

    trollhattan

    August 24, 2019 at 5:33 pm

    @??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ??:
    My exact response on first reading that quote. It seems as though all the Russians are in on the destabilize-the-west scam.

  114. 114.

    Yarrow

    August 24, 2019 at 5:33 pm

    @??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ??: One who has perhaps been shown the kompromat on him and is saying what needs to be said to keep it quiet. Or saying it to protect his family from harm.

  115. 115.

    Yarrow

    August 24, 2019 at 5:36 pm

    @debbie: He’s a narcissist. He’s a combination of unjustified overconfidence and insecurity and shame. Ruckus is right that at some level he knows. He just has the ability to ignore it most of the time until he’s faced with the truth that he’s not all that great. Then he goes into the narcissist shame spiral until he figures his way out of that and the cycle begins again.

  116. 116.

    Jay

    August 24, 2019 at 5:36 pm

    Powell to Trump: We can't bail you out if your policies blow up the global trade system. All we can do is try to lessen the damage. pic.twitter.com/hbNHcnjdrQ— Neil Irwin (@Neil_Irwin) August 23, 2019

  117. 117.

    TS (the original)

    August 24, 2019 at 5:38 pm

    @Sloane Ranger:

    I read another story somewhere else that he didn’t want to go at all as he doesn’t agree with multi lateral meetings.

    He doesn’t want to go. Outside of his golf courses he is uncomfortable going anywhere. Anything the media says about why – is the media defending the fact that trump is a moron who eats fast food & plays lousy golf.

  118. 118.

    Jay

    August 24, 2019 at 5:41 pm

    One of them was so worried he went to the secretary of defense. The secretary brushed him off, but only because he was weighing a move of his own.Months later he made it: Instructing the US military not to follow presidential orders that did not also carry the sec’s signature.— Jonathan M. Katz✍? (@KatzOnEarth) August 23, 2019

  119. 119.

    Ken

    August 24, 2019 at 5:46 pm

    @MattF:

    I’m feeling a sort of instinctive revulsion towards the prospect of a meeting between Trump and Johnson.

    Visions of the two of them fusing together and growing exponentially like the Blob?

  120. 120.

    ??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ??

    August 24, 2019 at 5:53 pm

    @Jay:
    I figured that. I just think there’s something very nihilistic about this. What he said is a total insult to the millions of human beings who were enslaved and tortured for hundreds of years. These same enslaved people fought for their own freedom in that civil war he intentionally gets wrong

    @debbie:

    Yeah. It’s very stupid.

    @trollhattan:

    As @Yarrow: says, it’s possible he was forced into making this appearance.

  121. 121.

    Jay

    August 24, 2019 at 6:11 pm

    I'm always impressed by Warren's understanding that mid-level agency personnel appointments, not just cabinet officials, drive substantive policy results. How many politicians would get this exercised about who fills position very few people know exists? https://t.co/KkLmVZOEuE— Sasha Samberg-Champion (@ssamcham) August 24, 2019

  122. 122.

    TS (the original)

    August 24, 2019 at 6:15 pm

    @??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ??:

    What he said is a total insult to the millions of human beings who were enslaved and tortured for hundreds of years.

    What I heard was a foreign national making a snarky statement about what trump is doing and how it will bring down his economy. It was reflecting what happened on the watch of different presidents – regardless as to how or why such things happen. Taking it to the lengths you have is misunderstanding the whole reason for the statement – Russians calling out trump on being stupid.

  123. 123.

    Omnes Omnibus

    August 24, 2019 at 6:17 pm

    @??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ??:

    And what a moron for thinking Lincoln was the one who drove the US to civil war. It was the Southern slaver states who did. Where’d he get his degree a Cracker Jack box?

    For one thing, he is not an American academic.

  124. 124.

    Jay

    August 24, 2019 at 6:30 pm

    The office of a black woman serving as a diversity training officer in the US Dept fof Education has been vandalizedAfrican art figurines were found beheaded, with limbs removed, and a poster of Ruby Bridges, the desegregation icon, was torn from wall https://t.co/9l9c1kdrjn— Steadman™ (@AsteadWesley) August 23, 2019

    Sources at ED are pissed because they knew nothing about this: Or as one put it: “When we have a fucking hate crime in our office, we have to learn about it three days later from NBC.” https://t.co/4CT9oRD8So— Erica L. Green (@EricaLG) August 23, 2019

  125. 125.

    NotMax

    August 24, 2019 at 6:34 pm

    @BillinGlendaleCA

    Normay!

  126. 126.

    Jay

    August 24, 2019 at 6:42 pm

    BUSTED: Texas governor @GregAbbott_TX sent racist call-to-arms the day before #ElPasoShooting: "Take matters into our own hands."This is the same guy who made it legal to carry guns into mental hospitals and defended a law banning dildos.Words matter. Republicans count on it pic.twitter.com/l9hhTAgl2T— Bryan Dawson (@BryanDawsonUSA) August 23, 2019

  127. 127.

    Barry

    August 24, 2019 at 7:47 pm

    @patrick II: ” Plants will not be rebuilt tomorrow. Roads, electrical grids, appropriately educated workforce will not be rebuilt tomorrow.”

    And the GOP is solidly against rebuilding infrastructure, so that’s f-ed to the f-ed power.

  128. 128.

    thalarctosMaritimus

    August 25, 2019 at 8:01 am

    @J R in WV: The quality of what was delivered was not always what was promised, and the terms were so steep that it took until 2006 to finally pay it off.

    I remember Lend-Lease being mentioned in history class as just short of unalloyed altruism on our part. Instead, it was sometimes shoddy materiel and exorbitant loans, which actually does sound more plausible.

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