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Lots more of this, please

by Betty Cracker|  September 6, 201911:09 am| 239 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics, Republican Stupidity, Trump Crime Cartel, Trumpery, Assholes

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I’m not sure exactly why, since Trump has been openly corrupt from day one, but the Pence Doonbeg boondoggle seems to have legs in the media, even while SharpieGate rages on:

Sen. Elizabeth Warren is demanding the State Department disclose its role in Vice President Mike Pence’s trip this week to meet with Irish leaders in Dublin, which included a stay at the Trump International Hotel in Doonbeg, some 175 miles away.

“This is only the latest instance in which government officials, companies or special interest groups have patronized the President’s hotels – enriching the President and his family – in numerous cases, with taxpayer funds,” Warren wrote in a letter to Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, obtained by WBUR.

Warren demanded Pompeo disclose the State Department’s involvement in making travel arrangements, how much more it cost Pence to stay in Doonbeg instead of in Dublin, and whether Trump’s reported suggestion that Pence stay at his property played a role.

Maybe it’s because the story keeps changing?

Nancy Pelosi’s office issued a blistering statement about the Doonbeg boondoggle a couple of days ago. An excerpt:

President Trump is violating the Constitution by making money off of his lavish, ritzy resort properties, ultimately prioritizing his profits over the interests of the American people.

First, Trump suggested holding the G7 Summit at his Doral golf resort in Florida.

Now, the White House is walking back their previous statements that Trump personally suggested Pence stay at his Doonbeg hotel in Ireland, which would be yet another example of the President’s self-dealing.

Vice President Pence promised that their Administration would defend the Constitution and stand by a “strict constructionist” interpretation of the Constitution. Instead the Trump-Pence Administration is ignoring the text itself and selling out the Constitution to line Trump’s pockets.

Trump properties are a cesspool of corruption, a black hole for taxpayers’ money, an exploiter of immigrant labor and a national security threat with a suspected foreign spy walking the halls.

Let’s hope this is all a preview of coming attractions for when Congress is back in session. I’ve stopped complaining about it here because it seems like pointless blog-wanking that generates more heat than light, but we have the House — let’s USE it to expose the most corrupt pack of gilded grift-mavens who ever fleeced a sucker.

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  1. 1.

    Quinerly

    September 6, 2019 at 11:12 am

    10 Trump tweets in less than 3 hrs. Doesn’t he have anything to do in the mornings?

  2. 2.

    Gin & Tonic

    September 6, 2019 at 11:13 am

    @Quinerly: He watches the Donald Trump show on TV and tweets about it. It’s like a fucking Klein bottle of politics.

  3. 3.

    BGinCHI

    September 6, 2019 at 11:14 am

    Doonbeg (plural Doonbegs)

    A sterile container which holds the fluid used for giving a vaginal douche.
    (US, slang, vulgar) A jerk or asshole; a mean or rude person; someone seen as being arrogant, snobby or obnoxious.

    See also, Pence, Mike.

    Synonym: Vice President

    That Doonbeg ruined my shrimp cocktail.
    Why doesn’t that guy get a job? He’s a regular Doonbeg.
    It’s fine to help your friends eat healthy, but don’t be a Doonbeg and harass them about it.

  4. 4.

    Yarrow

    September 6, 2019 at 11:14 am

    @Quinerly: Usually a tell he’s worried about some news dropping.

  5. 5.

    ChrisS

    September 6, 2019 at 11:15 am

    @Yarrow:
    It is a Friday …

  6. 6.

    C Stars

    September 6, 2019 at 11:18 am

    Since it’s an open thread, CNN has posted (on their front page! I wonder for how long that will last…) a link to a collection of poems about gun violence by “generation lockdown.” They’re worth a read.

    cnn.com/interactive/2019/09/opinion/teen-poets-speak-on-gun-violence/index.html

  7. 7.

    Frankensteinbeck

    September 6, 2019 at 11:20 am

    with a suspected foreign spy walking the halls.

    His name is Donald Trump.

    let’s USE it to expose the most corrupt pack of gilded grift-mavens who ever fleeced a sucker.

    We are using it for that. 9/10ths of it the news utterly ignores, so nobody knows it’s happening. The House can’t force cable news to cover their hearings. The remaining 1/10th are juicy scandals that are then replaced by the next juicy scandal, usually that same god damn day, that didn’t need the House to expose it. Trump is a neverending fountain of corruption happening right out in the open because Moscow Mitch protects him.

  8. 8.

    eldorado

    September 6, 2019 at 11:21 am

    good to know nancy on the case issuing sternly worded letters.

  9. 9.

    Yarrow

    September 6, 2019 at 11:23 am

    @ChrisS: It certainly is.

  10. 10.

    rikyrah

    September 6, 2019 at 11:25 am

    Trump properties are a cesspool of corruption, a black hole for taxpayers’ money, an exploiter of immigrant labor and a national security threat with a suspected foreign spy walking the halls.

    not.one.lie.told.

  11. 11.

    Spanky

    September 6, 2019 at 11:25 am

    @Quinerly: That has become into a rhetorical question with this clown. Be grateful for it.

  12. 12.

    rikyrah

    September 6, 2019 at 11:26 am

    @Quinerly:

    10 Trump tweets in less than 3 hrs. Doesn’t he have anything to do in the mornings?

    Laziest muthaphucka ever to be President.

  13. 13.

    Baud

    September 6, 2019 at 11:26 am

    seems like pointless blog-wanking

    It absolutely is. But so is everything else we do. ?

  14. 14.

    Spanky

    September 6, 2019 at 11:28 am

    @eldorado: I hear ya, but Betty has pointed out that Congress is in recess, so let’s wait and see what happens when they’re back in session. Hopefully past results will not predict future performance.

  15. 15.

    opiejeanne

    September 6, 2019 at 11:28 am

    @Frankensteinbeck: Thank you. I’m really sick of the twits on Twitter yelling about how Nancy is doing nothing on various subjects, every one of which has a bill already passed in the House that Mitch will not allow to come to the floor. What the hell is she supposed to do? Yesterday I saw the “graveyard” poster, a headstone for every one of those bills.

  16. 16.

    Baud

    September 6, 2019 at 11:28 am

    @Baud:

    I also think it’s largely a waste of time trying to figure out which scandals will have legs.

  17. 17.

    Patricia Kayden

    September 6, 2019 at 11:28 am

    Start the impeachment process and then subpoena all relevant witnesses and documents during the months of investigations. Let’s go!!

    Speaker Pelosi and House Democrats have more than enough evidence of corruption to move forward.

  18. 18.

    opiejeanne

    September 6, 2019 at 11:29 am

    @rikyrah: In his case we should be grateful for this.

  19. 19.

    JPL

    September 6, 2019 at 11:31 am

    The aids should tell him to go play a round of golf.

  20. 20.

    The Dangerman

    September 6, 2019 at 11:32 am

    First cup of coffee into the morning and only barely functional…

    …but any other Juicers go see Jackson Browne at the charity event in San Luis Obispo last night? He had just finished the song City of Immigrants when an apparent MAGAt came down to the stage to yell at him. Well, the acoustics at the campus Performing Arts Center are world class, so I heard most of it, which I won’t repeat as I wasn’t completely sober at the time…

    …but how big of an asshole do you have to be to come to a Jackson Browne CHARITY event and think that he might get just a little political?

    I think he left quite willingly, but he might have been escorted; the University Police Department might have been waiting for him to say “hello” by the time he made the exits (hell, the University President was in the audience; he might have made sure the CPPD was there to give the man the greeting).

  21. 21.

    donnah

    September 6, 2019 at 11:33 am

    Future President Elizabeth Warren proves she can handle multiple tasks at one time.

  22. 22.

    Kay

    September 6, 2019 at 11:37 am

    Maybe it’s because they admitted it, then lied about admitting it, then lied about it happening at all.

    Even for the incredibly low quality Trump hires, that’s quite the day’s work. Good to know Pence’s hires are all liars too.

  23. 23.

    cain

    September 6, 2019 at 11:38 am

    @Quinerly:
    Well, I think Fox and Friends show is done, so I think he’s done for the morning.

  24. 24.

    C Stars

    September 6, 2019 at 11:38 am

    @The Dangerman: One tries not to generalize–our side has its faults after all–but my god, these people are all just so ridiculously trashy and self-centered. They’ve become a parody of themselves (like their Dear Tweeter).

  25. 25.

    Betty Cracker

    September 6, 2019 at 11:39 am

    @Gin & Tonic: One poor soul on Twitter watches Fox & Friends and Trump’s feed and connects the two in real time. Like you said, he watches TV and tweets. Sometimes the timing will be off — he’ll go off on something featured on the evening Fox line-up in the morning. That way, we know he’s TiVo’d a program.

  26. 26.

    Kay

    September 6, 2019 at 11:39 am

    Is lying mentioned in the Bible? Maybe Mike Pence could tell us. After he gets back from his vacation. I seem to recall it’s frowned upon.

  27. 27.

    Spanky

    September 6, 2019 at 11:40 am

    @cain: Of course, “morning” only has about 20 minutes left in it here in Eastern Daylight Time.

    Then come the afternoon tweets!

  28. 28.

    cain

    September 6, 2019 at 11:40 am

    @opiejeanne:
    I think the problem is that whenever they do come out to say something somehow or other it comes out looking ineffectual, like these complaints by the Dem leaders have no impact whatsoever in this on-going clown car show.

    I think some of that is corporate media.

  29. 29.

    Baud

    September 6, 2019 at 11:41 am

    @Kay:

    Probably not as much as being in a room alone with you, Kay.

  30. 30.

    Yarrow

    September 6, 2019 at 11:41 am

    I see the UK fast food companies have good social media managers too. The idiotic Tories are trying to push the idea that Jeremy Corbyn is a chicken because he won’t allow Johnson to have his election. They’ve posted various photoshopped images of Corbyn as a chicken and tweeted one at KFC UK today. KFC clapped right back at them.

    This is KFC not LBC don’t @ me. t.co/VOfnH5kb11— KFC UK & Ireland (@KFC_UKI) September 6, 2019

    LBC is a national talk radio station in the UK that has people like Nigel Farage on their shows.

    Also, the Tories are putting Corbyn’s face on the KFC Colonel and using JFC instead of KFC, but with the same font. So…cue the KFC lawyers. There’s a picture of this ridiculousness in the tweet.

    What this sorry arse looking thing is mostly saying is no one from the Tories has the first clue what KFC actually looks like. What is that abomination? pic.twitter.com/1j9y2naTqI— Emma Burnell Esq. (@EmmaBurnell_) September 6, 2019

  31. 31.

    SFAW

    September 6, 2019 at 11:42 am

    @ChrisS:

    It is a Friday …

    Not just ANY Friday — it’s Friday of Infrastructure Week!

  32. 32.

    Yarrow

    September 6, 2019 at 11:43 am

    @Betty Cracker: That has to be one of the worst jobs ever.

  33. 33.

    Millard Filmore

    September 6, 2019 at 11:43 am

    @Kay:

    Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour

    It doesn’t say anything about bearing false witness FOR thy neighbour.

  34. 34.

    Kay

    September 6, 2019 at 11:44 am

    Barr’s actually worse. He’s supposed to be some independent actor. Boy has THAT job tanked in stature, huh? He’s one of Trump’s coffee boys. “Sir, we’re booking your fine hotel for our party”. Ugh. Just repulsively corrupt and sleazy. The decent ones among them, the career people, should not attend.

  35. 35.

    Amir Khalid

    September 6, 2019 at 11:47 am

    @Quinerly:
    A real President would, but Trump …

  36. 36.

    The Dangerman

    September 6, 2019 at 11:48 am

    @C Stars:

    They’ve become a parody of themselves (like their Dear Tweeter).

    They are going to have to be deprogrammed; it’s a cult at this point (agree about not trying to generalize, but roll with me here). I was listening to someone the other day talk about potential new gun laws and the threat of confiscation and how he’d rather fight than give up his gun.

    Which is fine by me. Assuming no harm done to any authority or innocent, but if these assholes want to go sit in the slammer or go to that Trump Rally In The Sky, well, their choice.

  37. 37.

    Kay

    September 6, 2019 at 11:49 am

    @Millard Filmore:

    Maybe they interpret “neighbor” literally, because they sure lie to and about everyone else.

    Trump told him to use the hotel! We all know what happened. It’s like taking a trip to Chicago and inexplicably staying in Indianapolis. They’re all afraid of him, they’re cowards, and they follow his orders. The only sad part is how they drag subordinates who have nothing to do with this sleazy crew into the corruption.

  38. 38.

    Steve in the ATL

    September 6, 2019 at 11:52 am

    @Kay: I’m in Indianapolis right now. I don’t recommend it. Though my seat mate on the flight up here informed me that everyone who goes to Chicago gets shot, so I’m not sure where to stay.

  39. 39.

    SFAW

    September 6, 2019 at 11:53 am

    @Kay:

    Barr’s actually worse.

    That raises an interesting philosophical question: Is Barr worse than Pence?
    On one hand, we KNEW Shill Barr was corrupt, and would not faithfully execute his duties as AG, but rather act as the Liar-in-Chief’s consigliere. So, compared to expectations, he’s probably about where we thought he’d be, within an order of magnitude.
    On the other hand, we knew Dense Pence was a moron, and a run-of-the-mill Rethug (thus a grifter), but I’m thinking our expectations were that his corruption was not near Shitgibbon levels. So, he has (in a sense) exceeded expectations on the corruption front.

    Of course, either way, the country loses

  40. 40.

    Kay

    September 6, 2019 at 11:54 am

    Another liar heard from:

    Annie Karni
    @anniekarni
    ·23m
    Sarah Sanders, to F&F, on her upcoming memoir: “My experience was extremely positive. My book will be positive.”

    They won’t take advice from me but Christian conservatives might want to clamp down on all the lying their leaders do. It’s really out of control. Clean up your own house instead of scolding other people. It’s a pit of sleaze.

  41. 41.

    Gin & Tonic

    September 6, 2019 at 11:56 am

    @The Dangerman:

    how he’d rather fight than give up his gun.

    I often think about these gun-humping “need to be able to protect myself from a tyrannical government” douchebags who don’t seem to realize that the tyrannical government can put a Hellfire missile down their chimney and turn them into water vapor before they can say “oh, shit.”

  42. 42.

    Ocotillo

    September 6, 2019 at 11:56 am

    You’re doing a heckuva job Trumpie!

  43. 43.

    Kay

    September 6, 2019 at 11:57 am

    @SFAW:

    Pence was a failure in Indiana. He’s allegedly more popular than Trump but he could probably be attacked effectively. He’s dumb as a fucking rock. No reason to not try going after him. They didn’t even buy his bullshit in his own state.

  44. 44.

    Yarrow

    September 6, 2019 at 11:59 am

    @Kay: Well, it was extremely positive for her because she went from basically an unknown to a household name. She pretty must has to write a book since she apparently wants to run for Governor of Arkansas. That seems to be what they all have to do before running for office. Seems dumb to me. Who even buys those books?

  45. 45.

    Gin & Tonic

    September 6, 2019 at 11:59 am

    @Steve in the ATL: I was in Chicago a couple of months ago, and stayed in the Loop. Miraculously, I made it out alive (despite my consumption of probably too many Stan’s Donuts.)

  46. 46.

    Mike in NC

    September 6, 2019 at 12:00 pm

    Trump International Hotel in Doonbeg

    So is Doonbeg the Gaelic word for “bedbug”?

    (Taking a break from hurricane debris cleanup)

  47. 47.

    Steve in the ATL

    September 6, 2019 at 12:05 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: Chicago has many ways to kill you (see also: pizza and various meats). Perhaps you got shot but didn’t notice owing to donut-induced shock.

  48. 48.

    Kay

    September 6, 2019 at 12:05 pm

    @Steve in the ATL:

    that everyone who goes to Chicago gets shot, so I’m not sure where to stay.

    Chicago doesn’t do enough self-promotion. I don’t know- maybe bragging isn’t part of their world view but they should talk it up! If you’re in Indianapolis I’m sure you’ve run into the city boosters.”This is the BEST PLACE in the WHOLE WORLD” Minneapolis is the same way. Chicago people need to boast more.

  49. 49.

    Yarrow

    September 6, 2019 at 12:05 pm

    I see that Howard Schultz has dropped out of the presidential race. Pumpkin Spice season taking too much of his time, maybe?

  50. 50.

    rikyrah

    September 6, 2019 at 12:06 pm

    @Kay:
    you know what also angers me….is them trying to use the SECRET SERVICE as the excuse for their grifting.

    AS IF we didn’t have 44 previous Presidents
    And, that Presidents 17 through 44 were protected without Presidential grifting excuses.

  51. 51.

    C Stars

    September 6, 2019 at 12:09 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: @The Dangerman: I think they love to fantasize about using their guns in acts of righteous violence (which is reason enough that maybe they shouldn’t have the things in the first place), but of course no one will “come to take mah gunz.” That’s not going to happen. What will happen is that fines will be levied and unregistered guns found at crime scenes (or in other criminal investigations) will be removed, which they already are in most cases I believe. It’s actually kind of funny (in a dark way) that they spend so much time imagining shooting up a mob of scary pacifist hippies banging on their front door.

  52. 52.

    Kay

    September 6, 2019 at 12:09 pm

    @Yarrow:

    It’s gross how that grifter family owns Arkansas. Ugh. Mike Huckabee with his mean eyes. He’s every “religious” fanatic I had the good sense to avoid as a child. They’re mean. I knew it at six years old, just gut level. Dodge. Avoid. Wriggle away and run.

  53. 53.

    lgerard

    September 6, 2019 at 12:11 pm

    Goodbye Howard Schultz

    We’d totally forgotten about you!

  54. 54.

    Amir Khalid

    September 6, 2019 at 12:11 pm

    @Yarrow:
    Is that the coffee guy? I didn’t even know he was still in the race.

  55. 55.

    C Stars

    September 6, 2019 at 12:13 pm

    @Kay: I have long held the opinion that Chicago folks don’t want to be invaded by hipster techie types so they intentionally downplay their city. Everyone I know who lives there or has lived there loves it, they have access to great food, interesting jobs, and enjoy a huge and varied cultural/social life.

    But I’m scared of snow so it wouldn’t work for me.

  56. 56.

    Ohio Mom

    September 6, 2019 at 12:13 pm

    @Yarrow: This is in If-a-tree-fell-in-a-forest territory. How many people still remember he was in the running?

    I half-remembered, sort of like when an old acquaintance crosses your mind and you idly wonder, What ever happened to him anyway?

    Can we hope that Tim Steyer will follow his example?

  57. 57.

    MattF

    September 6, 2019 at 12:15 pm

    One does idly wonder what other fuckery is going on. But coverage of Sharpiegate and of Pence’s slavish corruption is a start, however feeble.

  58. 58.

    jl

    September 6, 2019 at 12:15 pm

    @Amir Khalid: Coffee guy suspended his campaign some months ago, after his ego could not longer take the justified ridicule of is empty inanity.

  59. 59.

    C Stars

    September 6, 2019 at 12:17 pm

    @Kay: My kids have been watching the show “Gravity Falls” lately and the evil televangelist character of Gideon Gleeful always reminds me of Huckabee.

  60. 60.

    West of the Rockies

    September 6, 2019 at 12:17 pm

    I hope this is Dense’s last gig with the gov. He is damaged goods. He brings no insight to any proceedings, just stupid religiosity, and furrowed-brow piety.

  61. 61.

    Yarrow

    September 6, 2019 at 12:18 pm

    @Kay: Mike and daughter Sarah both have the mean eyes. Given what we heard about his son abusing the dog at camp, I would not at all be surprised if there’s some other form of abuse in that family. They’re terrifying.

    @Amir Khalid: That’s the guy!
    @Ohio Mom: Yes, I wish Steyer would quit. He’d be lauded as a hero if he put his money behind one of the voting rights organizations. His vanity apparently won’t allow it.

  62. 62.

    Josie

    September 6, 2019 at 12:23 pm

    I think the anti-corruption angle is a smart one. It is misuse of the people’s money. Nobody likes paying taxes, much less paying money so that rich people can steal it. I hope the Democratic candidates hit hard on the rampant corruption.

  63. 63.

    jl

    September 6, 2019 at 12:24 pm

    I like the way Warren can really express the gist of things in a very intuitive and understandable way, but still be accurate. She also has the ability to blow off corporate media nonsense and canned GOP talking points with good humor. And I think she will get better with more practice on the campaign trail.

    Her response to the Cuomo’s canned corporate propaganda whining about the supposed loss of big he-manly liberty freedom light bulbs and sissy emasculating efficient and more reliable light bulbs being forced upon and enslaved population was good.

    Cuomo had to add the ridiculous detail about the horrid loss of candle shaped light bulbs. I wish Warren would have started with that nonsense: “Give me a break, the idea that we can’t have energy efficient candle shaped light bulbs is complete nonsense”. But Warren is getting to the point where she can shoot down BS almost every time, with ease and good humor, in one short, simple, very intuitive response.

    Hope she can go from SPW and PPW in 2020.

  64. 64.

    Kent

    September 6, 2019 at 12:24 pm

    @Baud:

    I also think it’s largely a waste of time trying to figure out which scandals will have legs.

    THIS…

    Who the hell would have thought that sharpie-gate was going to consume the media for 2 days but outright illegal graft at Trump’s golf resort would not.

    I do think the Dems are absolutely TERRIBLE at fanning the flames though. The GOP crazies held 16-bazillion hearings about Bengazi which probably actually won them the election in 2016 as the whole Clinton email scandal emerged out of the Bengazi hearings. We need our on crazies talking non-stop on TV about this shit and just not letting it go.

  65. 65.

    What Have the Romans Ever Done for Us?

    September 6, 2019 at 12:25 pm

    @Kay: Weird thing is the nickname “The Windy City” was bestowed by newspapers from other cities on Chicago, not because Chicago is particularly windy meteorologically speaking, but because people from there were always bragging about how great the place was. This was circa 1870s during the contest to determine which city would host the World’s Fair (aka Columbia Exposition).

  66. 66.

    rikyrah

    September 6, 2019 at 12:26 pm

    @C Stars:

    @Kay: I have long held the opinion that Chicago folks don’t want to be invaded by hipster techie types so they intentionally downplay their city.

    The winters are getting to me, but, if not for winter…yeah, I love it here.

  67. 67.

    Kent

    September 6, 2019 at 12:28 pm

    @jl:

    Cuomo had to add the ridiculous detail about the horrid loss of candle shaped light bulbs. I wish Warren would have started with that nonsense: “Give me a break, the idea that we can’t have energy efficient candle shaped light bulbs is complete nonsense”. But Warren is getting to the point where she can shot down BS in one short, simple, very intuitive response.

    And I don’t even know WTF he was talking about. I replaced all of my incadescent candelabra bulbs in my dining room chandeliers with candle-shaped LED bulbs from Costco 3 years ago. These people are too fucking stupid for words. Look, here they are on the Costco web site right now: costco.com/Feit-LED-Chandelier-Bulb-Soft-White%2c-12-pack.product.100329427.html

  68. 68.

    Jeffro

    September 6, 2019 at 12:28 pm

    It’s almost as if trumpov should have put all of his businesses and other interests into a true blind trust – you know, like Jimmy Carter had to do with his peanut farm? – or forfeit the office.

    And THAT, my friends, should be just about the simplest election reform bill in history to write and campaign on. “Everything into a blind trust by Inauguration Day, or you forfeit the office and we swear in the VP” (for the House and Senate, this would be, “…or we swear in your opponent”.). Heck, maybe that should be the case for president, too?

    Seriously. Make it automatic. No gray areas there. Make any changes to the blind trust afterwards, so that you can vacuum up your properties’ profits, say, and BOOM: automatically vacate the office

  69. 69.

    rikyrah

    September 6, 2019 at 12:30 pm

    @Yarrow:

    @Ohio Mom: Yes, I wish Steyer would quit. He’d be lauded as a hero if he put his money behind one of the voting rights organizations. His vanity apparently won’t allow it.

    Yep…his money could be put to great use helping put certain issues on the ballot:
    1. Opening up voting rights; voting rights protections
    2. Anti-gerrymandering
    3. Medicaid Expansion in all states that don’t have it
    4. Ex-Felon re-enfranchisement, WITH the explicit language of NO POLL TAX

    Yes, he could be a hero if he helped put these on the ballots in numerous states…

    AND…
    5. Fully funding Stacey Abrams’ group
    6. Paying the POLL TAX for former felons in Florida, who want to register to vote.

    but, that’s beneath him

  70. 70.

    Steve in the ATL

    September 6, 2019 at 12:32 pm

    @rikyrah: my sun-loving daughter is moving there in the spring. She loves it. I have warned her repeatedly to visit in winter before committing to the move, but would do I know—I am just a middle aged man who lived there and visits on a regular basis.

  71. 71.

    rikyrah

    September 6, 2019 at 12:33 pm

    @Steve in the ATL:

    I have warned her repeatedly to visit in winter before committing to the move, but would do I know—I am just a middle aged man who lived there and visits on a regular basis.

    I grew up here, so I know the winters…it’s just as I get older, they’re getting to me. I’m beginning to understand those who live elsewhere during the winter.

  72. 72.

    Bex

    September 6, 2019 at 12:34 pm

    @What Have the Romans Ever Done for Us?: Yeah, we have a saying: If you don’t like Chicago, walk east until your hat floats.

  73. 73.

    Steve in the ATL

    September 6, 2019 at 12:35 pm

    @Bex: that’s great!

  74. 74.

    Baud

    September 6, 2019 at 12:35 pm

    @Kent:

    See, I don’t think that works. We’re not the GOP, and reflexively mimicking their actions won’t work for us. And, frankly, would we be satisfied because the Dems held hearing after hearing on SharpieGate because that seemed to be what the media and low-information voters found interesting I think a good number of us would bitch about what the Dems were prioritizing.

    Republicans basically have to put in less effort to manage the media and their own party than the Dems can get away with. We just have to deal with that reality and figure out our own strengths.

  75. 75.

    Jeffro

    September 6, 2019 at 12:36 pm

    Btw – have we had a thread here yet about how trumpov is holding up $250M in aid to Ukraine in order to force them to ‘investigate’ Joe Biden? “I’m going to hold up vital aid to an ally that is directly opposing a hostile foreign power (albeit a hostile foreign power that completely owns me) until they investigate one of my primary domestic political opponents”

    Hey GOP, whaddya think, does that sound like a road you want to go down?

    Hey Dems, think we can make some hay out of this? It’s fucking OUTRAGEOUS

  76. 76.

    Jeffro

    September 6, 2019 at 12:38 pm

    @Yarrow: @rikyrah: Would be nice if a prominent national Dem would publicly (open letter, PSA, whatever) ask him: “Tom, you’ve been willing to put up $100M of your own money on, well, you. Could you consider throwing Ms. Abrams’ group just 5% of that amount in order to help protect voters’ rights nationwide? Maybe 10% if you’re feeling generous? The return on investment would be HUGE. And you’d still have $90M if you decide you really need to ‘get in’. Kthxbai”

  77. 77.

    delk

    September 6, 2019 at 12:39 pm

    @Steve in the ATL:

    everyone who goes to Chicago gets shot

    by a gun that made its way across the Indiana border.

  78. 78.

    soga98

    September 6, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    @Kay:
    It’s a real darn city full of good folks who come from home
    And when I get there I’ll never roam
    Far from my little Chi town
    Goin to Chicago
    Sorrry bu I can’t take you

  79. 79.

    Quinerly

    September 6, 2019 at 12:44 pm

    Special Sharpies now being sold to raise money for Trump 2020
    talkingpointsmemo.com/news/trump-2020-campaign-markers-hurricane-dorian-map

  80. 80.

    Amir Khalid

    September 6, 2019 at 12:45 pm

    Look, you guys! John Cole is posting dirty pictures of horseradish on Twitter!

    Also too, can anyone recommend a music-theory textbook that’s comprehensive, not too expensive, and suitable for self-study?

  81. 81.

    What Have the Romans Ever Done for Us?

    September 6, 2019 at 12:47 pm

    @Bex: For the record I love Chicago. Just noting that it got it’s nickname because they were perceived as being aggressive self promoters during the contest to host the World’s Fair.

  82. 82.

    jimmiraybob

    September 6, 2019 at 12:47 pm

    I’m surprised that Trump would have his VP stay on the west coast of Ireland what with hurricane Dorian bearing down after bouncing off of Alabama.

    On the other hand, I hear that there have been “tensions.”

  83. 83.

    Gin & Tonic

    September 6, 2019 at 12:48 pm

    @Jeffro: Here’s a WaPo opinion piece about it, which is also a pretty good backgrounder. It’s ludicrous that they view (Joe) Biden’s urging to oust Viktor Shokin as somehow actionable. Joe was one of about 10 million people who wanted that guy, who’s as crooked as a 3-dollar bill, gone.

    Yeah, Hunter Biden was on the board of Burisma, and that looks kind of weird, but he has actually been investigated for that, and found to be clean.

    So there’s no there, there. And the US needs to be careful with withholding large sums of money, as China already has major investments in Ukraine, which would be foolish not to look to expand them.

  84. 84.

    patrick II

    September 6, 2019 at 12:52 pm

    @SFAW:

    Barr is more proactive. He asked for the job with a plan to conspire with the president to subvert the Justice Department to obstruct justice. He’s doing more harm than we can see. Pence is not as pro-active. He’s a kind of go-along to get-along criminal.

  85. 85.

    frosty

    September 6, 2019 at 12:54 pm

    @rikyrah: Winters in PA/MD have gotten to us too. Last February we hitched up the camper for our 5th Annual Snowbird Road Trip. All month for me, two months for Retired Ms. Frosty.

  86. 86.

    scav

    September 6, 2019 at 12:57 pm

    Definitely miss Chicago (food, neighborhoods, the ‘L, all sorts of things including watching the sheer horror of suburbanites expecting to be shot and terrified when faced with the complexity of ‘L turnstyles). I even miss full-on summer and winter if only they could restrict themselves to about a solid fortnight. The third month really begins to wear . . .

  87. 87.

    Steve in the ATL

    September 6, 2019 at 12:58 pm

    @What Have the Romans Ever Done for Us?: for decades, the Cubs kept Chicago bragging to a minimum. The Bears have since taken over that task.

  88. 88.

    frosty

    September 6, 2019 at 12:59 pm

    @Amir Khalid: I like the books from Musician’s Institute, mostly for guitar not necessarily straight music theory, but it’s woven into most of them. Rhythm Guitar was good, I’ll try to find a link.

    ETA halleonard.com/product/viewproduct.action?itemid=695188

  89. 89.

    Brachiator

    September 6, 2019 at 1:00 pm

    @Kent:

    Who the hell would have thought that sharpie-gate was going to consume the media for 2 days but outright illegal graft at Trump’s golf resort would not.

    Sharpie-gate is ridiculous, simple to understand, but emblematic of a larger issue.

    Trump is a childish thug who lies all the time about insignificant things and then forces his staff to cover for him. It is an abuse of power that also indicates that the president cannot distinguish between critical and trivial matters.

    We need our own crazies talking non-stop on TV about this shit and just not letting it go.

    Uh, no. Hopefully, we represent sanity and a belief in reality over fantasy, delusion, and empty conspiracy.

  90. 90.

    rikyrah

    September 6, 2019 at 1:04 pm

    @Brachiator:

    We need our own crazies talking non-stop on TV about this shit and just not letting it go.

    Uh, no. Hopefully, we represent sanity and a belief in reality over fantasy, delusion, and empty conspiracy.

    I do think this is different, and the reason why we shouldn’t let it go was made clear to me by Maddow’s segment on this a couple of days ago:

    LIFE AND DEATH DECISIONS ARE MADE BASED UPON THESE MAPS.

    THAT is why it’s a crime to alter them.

    LIFE AND DEATH DECISIONS.

  91. 91.

    rikyrah

    September 6, 2019 at 1:06 pm

    Trump admin sued over deportation of ailing kids and families

    Matt Segal, legal director of the ACLU of Massachusetts, talks with Rachel Maddow about a new lawsuit to stop the Trump administration from deporting immigrant children whose lives depend on medical treatments they’re receiving in the United States, and to preserve the USCIS deferred action program.

  92. 92.

    Calouste

    September 6, 2019 at 1:09 pm

    @Kay: People are conservative Christians because they want to be lied to. They want to be lied to that they are special and forgiven just because they say a couple of phrases. That’s the core of their personality. They don’t want to think about that their leaders are lying about something because that might suggest that they have also been lying that they are special.

  93. 93.

    rikyrah

    September 6, 2019 at 1:10 pm

    Trump sparks outrage with move to use military funds for wall

    Rep. John Garamendi, member of the House Armed Services Committee, talks with Rachel Maddow about Donald Trump’s effort to unilaterally move billions of dollars budgeted for military use to fund his border wall project instead.

  94. 94.

    joel hanes

    September 6, 2019 at 1:11 pm

    @soga98:

    Obligatory :

    Born In Chicago, Paul Butterfield Blues Band
    youtube.com/watch?v=kCjFRNWN3o4

    Sweet Home Chicago, people you may have heard of
    youtube.com/watch?v=ZEmvBdRLg4k

  95. 95.

    HRA

    September 6, 2019 at 1:12 pm

    By now, it is not absolutely difficult to understand he will come out with anything bizarre to cover what the news has finally focused on something that is totally disgusting to many people and he will continue it until he no longer gets the headlines. It is more than a shame for an adult or anyone to do this for any reason. Fox, Twitter and others should have banned him months ago.

  96. 96.

    opiejeanne

    September 6, 2019 at 1:14 pm

    @Kay: They actually DO interpret the neighbor part literally. The RW Evangelicals are really that bad now.

  97. 97.

    Kay

    September 6, 2019 at 1:16 pm

    @What Have the Romans Ever Done for Us?:

    That’s funny. I find myself convincing them it’s great, just as a visitor. They try to talk me out of it. Minneapolis is really boosterish. I lived there for about a year and there is a lot to like but they try too hard :)

  98. 98.

    BellyCat

    September 6, 2019 at 1:17 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:

    It’s like a fucking Klein bottle of politics.

    Wins internet!

    ( and should be a rotating tagline)

  99. 99.

    Betty Cracker

    September 6, 2019 at 1:17 pm

    @Brachiator: Jennifer Rubin summed it up in The Post today:

    For some people, it took a hurricane map to do what Robert S. Mueller III’s 448-page report could not: Bring home how seriously unfit and perhaps unwell is the president.

    The Mueller report was long, dense and complicated for those who had not followed the twists and turns in the saga of President Trump’s willing receipt of Russian help in the 2016 election and his furious efforts to impede the investigation into his conduct. By contrast, the hurricane map with the lame Sharpie addition is visual, simple and utterly mockable.

    Sounds about right. Hard to spin something so simple and dumb as a crudely altered map.

  100. 100.

    Ruckus

    September 6, 2019 at 1:17 pm

    @Quinerly:
    You’d rather he was fucking something up, or tweeting? In a normal world sure you’d never want the president tweeting. This world is not normal.

  101. 101.

    rikyrah

    September 6, 2019 at 1:18 pm

    Isn’t Iowa like one of the oldest states, in terms of age?

    It should never be forgotten that the November 2018 elections saved the American Social Safety Net.

    Sen. Ernst says lawmakers should discuss fixing Social Security ‘behind closed doors’
    By Felicia Sonmez September 5 at 3:23 PM

    Sen. Joni Ernst (R-Iowa) said at a recent town hall that lawmakers should discuss fixing Social Security “behind closed doors,” prompting a wave of criticism from liberal and advocacy groups.

    Ernst, who is running for reelection in 2020, made the remarks Saturday, according to a video posted by the Democratic super PAC American Bridge. The comments began to receive broader attention after they were reported Wednesday by the liberal news website Iowa Starting Line.

    Ernst told the audience in Estherville that “there is a point in time when we as Congress will have to address the situation. And I think it’s better done sooner rather than later, to make sure that we’ve shored up that system.”

    …………………………

    “The only people squealing from Joni Ernst’s toxic record are Iowans who rely on Social Security,” Greenfield tweeted Wednesday, in a reference to a 2014 campaign ad by Ernst about castrating hogs. “We work hard for these earned benefits and deserve better than a senator who plays games with retirement security.”

    American Bridge and other groups also seized on Ernst’s remarks.

    “@SenJoniErnst’s plan to privatize Social Security is so toxic, she wants to keep it a secret to avoid ‘media scrutiny,’ ” the super PAC said in a tweet.

  102. 102.

    C Stars

    September 6, 2019 at 1:19 pm

    @rikyrah: Yeah, I was there in February once as a young ‘un and just remember the cold on my face being so intense and overwhelming that tears started pouring out of my eyes. It was very strange, like an allergic reaction. Made me realize why everyone else was wearing those furry hoods. On the flipside, I know a person who moved from Phoenix, AZ to Chicago to escape the heat, and she effin’ loves it there, has vowed never to leave.

  103. 103.

    Uncle Cosmo

    September 6, 2019 at 1:22 pm

    @jl:

    Cuomo had to add the ridiculous detail about the horrid loss of candle shaped light bulbs.

    WTF was Governor Goombah flapping his gums about? Months ago I bought a set of candle-shaped LED bulbs for my ceiling fans at a frackin’ dollar store FFS.

    (ETA: What Kent posted at #67 supra.)

    Another day, another one of my Italian-American co-originists making a fucking fool of himself… ::rollseyes::

  104. 104.

    TenguPhule

    September 6, 2019 at 1:22 pm

    @opiejeanne:

    What the hell is she supposed to do?

    She has access to a spiked mace. She should use it. On McConnell.

  105. 105.

    realbtl

    September 6, 2019 at 1:23 pm

    @frosty: Thanks for that, just ordered a jazz guitar book.

    And Amir, you need an archtop for your collection.

  106. 106.

    mad citizen

    September 6, 2019 at 1:23 pm

    @Steve in the ATL: Hey careful there about Indy. I work here.

  107. 107.

    Baud

    September 6, 2019 at 1:23 pm

    @Uncle Cosmo:

    I think that’s referring to the CNN Cuomo, not the governor.

  108. 108.

    ??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ??

    September 6, 2019 at 1:26 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:

    Oh, they have an answer for that. Vietnam and the Vietcong vs the US military, with gun owners as the VietCong. It’s as stupid as you’d imagine and complete wishful thinking. The US didn’t have flying death robots (aka dronez) in Vietnam

  109. 109.

    dmsilev

    September 6, 2019 at 1:27 pm

    @C Stars:

    Made me realize why everyone else was wearing those furry hoods.

    I worked for several years at the University of Chicago. We got a lot of international grad students, many from tropical or at least temperate climates, and there was an unofficial but quite consistent policy that every fall around October, someone would talk with each of those kids and tell them “Winter is coming. It’s no joke. Here’s a list of all of the clothing you need to buy. Again, this is not a joke.”. Most of them listened. A few didn’t, and then learned better the hard way.

  110. 110.

    joel hanes

    September 6, 2019 at 1:27 pm

    @rikyrah:

    Isn’t Iowa like one of the oldest states, in terms of age?

    No. Pretty much everything east of the Mississippi (except Wisconsin) came first.
    Iowa Statehood in 1846.

    For comparison :
    Kentucky 1792
    Tennesee 1796
    Ohio 1803
    Indian 1816
    Ilinois 1818
    Aransas 1836

    Wisconsin 1848
    Minnesota 1858

  111. 111.

    dmsilev

    September 6, 2019 at 1:28 pm

    @??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ??: So in this twisted analogy, who represents the North Vietnamese Army?

  112. 112.

    Raven

    September 6, 2019 at 1:29 pm

    @C Stars: The Hawk, the Almighty Hawk. . .

  113. 113.

    joel hanes

    September 6, 2019 at 1:30 pm

    @??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ??:

    The Viet Cong were willing to live in tiny, dangerous, suffocating tunnels if that’s what it took to expel the foreign oppressors and their puppets from their land.
    To a first approximation, zero American civilian gun-owners are as tough, resourceful, and determined as the Viet Cong.

  114. 114.

    Raoul

    September 6, 2019 at 1:31 pm

    It is hard to imagine that media figures still thought Pence was a person who hadn’t put his entire self through the integrity shredder when he agreed to be on the ticket. But I think this Donnybrook may have broken through for several of our more challenged, process-obsessed media figures.

    BTW, I can’t emphasize enough what a great writer Ian Dunt is over in the UK. His Friday wrap today is just blistering.

    [Boris] is completely off the reservation. This is post-truth in its purest form. We are witnessing the complete absence of anything which could conceivably be described as objective reality or sustained narrative. On a macro and micro level, the Johnson administration means nothing. And yet behind all of that, there is quite clearly a set of constantly-updated strategies which we spend our time trying to discern. …

    This stuff has a corrosive effect on the brain. When you step back from it you realise how profoundly and unalterably weird it all is. But when you’re involved in it day-after-day you start to go native. You give up on the idea that he would ever tell the truth and simply evaluate whatever today’s comments are in terms of possibilities for future strategy.

    Does this mean he’s planning an election? Does it mean he’ll expel MPs from the party? Does that mean he’ll trigger a vote of no-confidence in himself? We lose the wood for the trees. We become so cynical ourselves that we don’t even realise what we’re losing.

    Politics descends into a game of strategy with no values and few means for people to hold power to account, because they have no idea what the government wants or how it seeks to achieve it. People keep on referring to this as some sort of chess game. In fact it’s more like Cluedo.

    The game could go several ways. At the moment, Johnson is losing. But later things might improve for him. And yet whichever way it goes, conducting government like this means we all lose something. We lose the basic notion of any objective truth in the manner government is conducted.

    That is a process which always helps the powerful. If there is no empirical basis to assess government behaviour, it cannot be held to account. There is no action to evaluate, or goal to compare it to.

    It also corroborates the widespread view of all politicians as liars. This corrosion is profoundly dangerous.

    He is simultaneously dissecting the Trump process and our failing media. Amazing.

  115. 115.

    mrmoshpotato

    September 6, 2019 at 1:31 pm

    @Steve in the ATL:

    Though my seat mate on the flight up here informed me that everyone who goes to Chicago gets shot

    Oh for fuck’s sake! I guess I’ve never been shot since I was born, raised and live here.

    Oh, and police scanner Twitter isn’t full of tourists being shot downtown.

    ?

  116. 116.

    BlueNC

    September 6, 2019 at 1:31 pm

    @joel hanes: I think this was meant as in the age of the inhabitants. Maine is the oldest state based on median age. Iowa is 29th.

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_and_territories_by_median_age

  117. 117.

    Raven

    September 6, 2019 at 1:32 pm

    @??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ??: “Just after the incident involving the US Navy destroyers USS Maddox (DD-731) and USS Turner Joy (DD-951), and even before it escalated into the presidential “Tonkin Gulf Resolution” and war with North Vietnam, the USAF had issued an immediate order for the UAV units to deploy immediately for Southeast Asia on any available C-130s or C-133s.[22] The first birds (drones) would be Ryan 147Bs (AQM-34s) piggy-backed on C-130s, after completing their missions they would be parachuted for recovery near Taiwan.

    USAF drones (UAVs) of the Strategic Air Command deployed to the Republic of South Vietnam (RVN) as the 4025th Strategic Reconnaissance Squadron, 4080th Strategic Reconnaissance Wing in 1964. In 1966 the unit was redesignated as the 350th Strategic Reconnaissance Squadron, 100th Strategic Reconnaissance Wing.

    The Squadron operated Ryan Firebees, launching them from modified DC-130A Hercules transport aircraft, normally two drones under each wing, each Hercules carrying 4 drones total. The UAVs deployed parachutes upon completing their missions and were usually recovered by helicopters which were tasked for those missions.

    The North Vietnamese Air Force (NVAF) utilized U.S. Drone flights to practice their aerial combat skills, and although claiming several successful interceptions, only 6 are known to have been shot down by NVAF MiGs.[23][24]

    U.S. Drones (UAVs) Downed by NVAF MiGs in the Vietnam War 1966-1971[25][26]
    Date Interceptor[27] Type/Weapon Type Interceptor Unit Drone Type USAF Unit/Remarks
    3/04/1966 MiG-21/AA-2 Atoll (K-13) Air to Air Missile 921st Fighter Regiment (FR) Ryan Firebee AQM-34 series[28] 350th Strategic Reconnaissance Squadron (SRS), 100th Strategic Reconnaissance Wing (SRW)[28]/This was the first U.S. drone downed by the NVAF.
    3/05/1966 MiG-21/AA-2 Atoll 921st FR AQM-34 350th SRS, 100th SRW
    9/21/1968 MiG-21/Unknown 921st FR AQM-34 350th SRS, 100th SRW
    12/?/1969 MiG-21/Unknown 921st FR AQM-34 350th SRS, 100th SRW/both December kills were made by Nguyen Van Coc[29]
    12/?/1969 MiG-21/Unknown 921st FR AQM-34 350th SRS, 100th SRW
    3/9/1971 MiG-17/23mm & 37mm cannon 923rd FR AQM-34 350th SRS, 100th SRW/Shortly after destroying the drone, the attacking MiG and pilot were lost to unknown causes.[23]
    From August 1964, until their last combat flight on 30 April 1975 (the fall of Saigon), the USAF 100th Strategic Reconnaissance Wing would launch 3,435 Ryan reconnaissance drones over North Vietnam and its surrounding areas, at a cost of about 554 UAVs lost to all causes during the war.[30]

  118. 118.

    TenguPhule

    September 6, 2019 at 1:32 pm

    Trump suggests media should apologize to him for his erroneous Alabama claim

    So Trump took a page from Steve King. What a shit show.

  119. 119.

    Kay

    September 6, 2019 at 1:33 pm

    @dmsilev:

    I finally bought one of the longer puffy coats they all wear last year. It’s very warm. Good idea. I guess I didn’t realize my legs were always cold. Just for the really cold months- January and February. I snapped off the hood though. I’ll wear a hat but the hood is too much.

  120. 120.

    FelonyGovt

    September 6, 2019 at 1:33 pm

    @Raoul: Sounds exactly what we have been dealing with on this side of the Atlantic since January 2017.

  121. 121.

    Uncle Cosmo

    September 6, 2019 at 1:33 pm

    @Baud: Um, OK, my apologies for going off half-cocked…

    Whoever this Cuomo is, he’s still a goombah & still an embarrassment to anyone whose famiglia escaped from the Boot or La Trinacria or Sardine Land…

  122. 122.

    TenguPhule

    September 6, 2019 at 1:34 pm

    @??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ??:

    Vietnam and the Vietcong vs the US military, with gun owners as the VietCong.

    Obviously they didn’t pay attention to the casualty rates of the other side.

    Somehow I don’t see a lot of replacements once the first batch of gunhumpers become red smears on the pavement.

  123. 123.

    Neldob

    September 6, 2019 at 1:35 pm

    @Kay: Pence the supposed Christian seems to consider himself Trump’s apostle primarily. He is as corrupt as the rest of this administration. Sold his soul and all that.

  124. 124.

    mrmoshpotato

    September 6, 2019 at 1:35 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: Yup. And that missile can be fired from a drone remotely operated from miles away.

  125. 125.

    Raven

    September 6, 2019 at 1:35 pm

    The Buffalo Drone

  126. 126.

    joel hanes

    September 6, 2019 at 1:35 pm

    @rikyrah:

    D’oh! My reading comprehension failed me. Sorry about that.

    You meant, “Don’t Iowa residents have one of the highest average ages among states?”

    Although Iowa is graying because of brain-drain out-migration, the answer is still “no”. Iowa ranks 29th among 56 states and territories.
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_and_territories_by_median_age

  127. 127.

    TenguPhule

    September 6, 2019 at 1:38 pm

    @Kent:

    We need our on crazies talking non-stop on TV about this shit and just not letting it go.

    I’m gonna need to see a check first.

  128. 128.

    mrmoshpotato

    September 6, 2019 at 1:38 pm

    @Steve in the ATL: Oh, so you know about our legendary pepperoni and salami. You can really wallop someone with a full stick.

  129. 129.

    Kay

    September 6, 2019 at 1:40 pm

    @Neldob:

    Right, so let’s explore that, politically. He WAS unpopular in Indiana. Trump would have never picked an actual popular person. He was going to lose his re-elect! Let’s explore exactly what it was that made those who know him best loathe him:

    Vice President Mike Pence’s fellow Republicans took a number of steps Thursday to undo his policies, just weeks after the former governor left Indiana for the White House.
    His handpicked successor and former lieutenant governor, Gov. Eric Holcomb, began the day with a news conference where he announced that he was canceling contract negotiations to lease state-owned cellphone towers to an Ohio company. The Pence administration had struck a tentative deal with the company and promised it would cover the cost of more than $50 million in bicentennial construction projects he initiated.

    They couldn’t wait to get rid of him. Surely we can help make him that unpopular nationally.

  130. 130.

    Jim Parish

    September 6, 2019 at 1:40 pm

    I moved to Chicago in the fall of 1977 after spending most of my childhood in Hawaii, Arizona, and Southern California. (My father was in the Army, so we moved a lot.) In January 1978, the city was hit by two, count ’em, two blizzards.

    The day of the second blizzard, I was downtown book shopping. I didn’t realize anything was unusual; yes, it was snowing heavily, but it’s January, it’s Chicago, what else would you expect? It took the bookstore speakers announcing that they were closing in ten minutes owing to the blizzard conditions to make me realize what was going on.

    It took me an hour and a half to get back to Hyde Park, where I was living. The bus driver who finally picked me up (at least two passed by, packed to the gills) got me 2/3 of the way there, then parked the bus, announced that he was supposed to be off shift an hour earlier, and left. I hiked the rest of the way home.

    That was the blizzard that brought down Michael Bilandic’s mayoralty.

    [I lived there for six more years, and mostly enjoyed it. Love the available cuisine.]

  131. 131.

    Major Major Major Major

    September 6, 2019 at 1:40 pm

    @??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ??:

    The US didn’t have flying death robots (aka dronez) in Vietnam

    We did have overwhelming superiority in manned flying death machines, though.

    @joel hanes: In addition to all of this, the VC also spoke the language where Americans didn’t, and they had logistical support from China and the Soviet Union. American would-be insurgents probably speak worse English than the American military, and would at best have PSYOP support from Russia.

  132. 132.

    TenguPhule

    September 6, 2019 at 1:41 pm

    @Baud:

    We just have to deal with that reality and figure out our own strengths.

    Not sure how pure of heart and ability to argue at the drop of a hat can be leveraged to work for us in a rigged game where only we get penalized on the rules.

  133. 133.

    MattF

    September 6, 2019 at 1:41 pm

    @Kay: I spent two post-doc years in Minnesota… yes, very cold indeed. I noticed, at one point, that I was getting an abrasion on my leg- it was due to friction from the cold keys in my jeans pocket.

  134. 134.

    TenguPhule

    September 6, 2019 at 1:42 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:

    American would-be insurgents probably speak worse English than the American military

    Depends, how many of them have a southern accent? //

  135. 135.

    mrmoshpotato

    September 6, 2019 at 1:42 pm

    @C Stars:

    I have long held the opinion that Chicago folks don’t want to be invaded by hipster techie types so they intentionally downplay their city.

    No walking around in January in shorts – unless you want to be a popsicle. We have a season called winter here.

  136. 136.

    TenguPhule

    September 6, 2019 at 1:44 pm

    @Brachiator:

    Hopefully, we represent sanity

    Being the only sane people in a world gone mad is not as fun as it should be.

  137. 137.

    C Stars

    September 6, 2019 at 1:47 pm

    @Raven: Well, gracias, kind Raven. You put my morning (and my YouTube) on the right track. I can’t even tell you how much I needed this playlist this morning. Now on to “be thankful for what you got” and feeling very nice.

  138. 138.

    TenguPhule

    September 6, 2019 at 1:50 pm

    The New York Times reports:

    In meetings over the past several weeks, one top administration official has proposed zeroing out the program altogether, while leaving the president with the ability to admit refugees in an emergency. Another option that top officials are weighing would cut refugee admissions by half or more, to 10,000 to 15,000 people, but reserve most of those spots for refugees from a few handpicked countries or groups with special status, such as Iraqis and Afghans who work alongside American troops, diplomats and intelligence operatives abroad.

    Both options would all but end the United States’ status as one of the leading places accepting refugees from around the world.

    The issue is expected to come to a head on Tuesday, when the White House plans to convene a high-level meeting in the Situation Room to discuss at what number Mr. Trump should set the annual, presidentially determined ceiling on refugee admissions for the coming year.

    Our country is becoming the shame of civilization.

  139. 139.

    Eric U.

    September 6, 2019 at 1:52 pm

    @Jim Parish: My son spent last summer as an intern at U Chicago. He loved it there. I thought the neighborhoods to the west of there looked a little sketchy, but he didn’t have any issues. I really liked the “will pay cash for homes” signs

  140. 140.

    TenguPhule

    September 6, 2019 at 1:53 pm

    And I see that Barr and Trump are now using antitrust statutes to target car companies who agreed to follow California’s emission standards instead of Trump’s dictated standards.

    But I’m sure that’s just fine. //s

  141. 141.

    TenguPhule

    September 6, 2019 at 1:54 pm

    The Wall Street Journal reports:

    Justice Department lawyers are seeking to determine if Ford Motor Co. , Honda Motor Co. , BMW AG and Volkswagen AG violated federal competition law by agreeing with each other to follow tailpipe-emissions standards beyond those proposed by the Trump administration, [people familiar with the situation] said. …

    The new antitrust inquiry by the Justice Department stands to escalate tensions between Washington, Sacramento and the auto industry over plans by the Trump administration to roll back clean-air mandates on auto makers.

  142. 142.

    Brachiator

    September 6, 2019 at 1:55 pm

    @rikyrah:

    LIFE AND DEATH DECISIONS ARE MADE BASED UPON THESE MAPS.

    THAT is why it’s a crime to alter them.

    LIFE AND DEATH DECISIONS.

    Yes!

    It is all a weirdly egotistical game for Trump. He doesn’t care that he is playing with people’s lives.

    @TenguPhule:

    Being the only sane people in a world gone mad is not as fun as it should be.

    No. Not fun at all. In fact, it can be absolutely dangerous. Especially if a government and its supporters try to force you to acknowledge their fantasy and delusion.

  143. 143.

    MomSense

    September 6, 2019 at 1:56 pm

    O/T but WTF Joe Manchin. I’m listening to a local public radio call in show with Sen. Collins and Manchin’s Office emailed them to say he would campaign for her in Maine if she wanted. Of course she said yes. I don’t think anybody here gives a damn about him, but I can just hear the talking point about being respected on both sides of the aisle, blah blah blah.

    And now she’s blathering on about the Democratic Party being lead by outside groups on the far left. Then she said that she is in the middle with most Americans and that the emergence of outside groups on the far left and far right has caused division. She keeps repeating outside groups on the far left and far right and that she’s in the middle. This was in response to a question asking her if trump represents the values of the Republican Party. Finally she finishes by saying she’s the senator with the most bipartisan record.

    Ok, going to barf now and go back to work.

  144. 144.

    TenguPhule

    September 6, 2019 at 1:57 pm

    Donald J. Trump
    ✔
    @realDonaldTrump
    · 3h
    Replying to @realDonaldTrump
    ….This nonsense has never happened to another President. Four days of corrupt reporting, still without an apology. But there are many things that the Fake News Media has not apologized to me for, like the Witch Hunt, or SpyGate! The LameStream Media and their Democrat…..

    Donald J. Trump
    ✔
    @realDonaldTrump
    ….partner should start playing it straight. It would be so much better for our Country!

    20.5K
    4:29 AM – Sep 6, 2019

    Bring on the Asteroids.

  145. 145.

    Major Major Major Major

    September 6, 2019 at 1:58 pm

    @MomSense:

    Ok, going to barf now and go back to work.

    Unpleasant and terrible for your teeth, and a strong argument for ignoring Susan Collins!

  146. 146.

    Duane

    September 6, 2019 at 2:01 pm

    @Kay: Mike Hucksterbee has written 69 books, including books for children. Tuck your Chuckie doll under your bed and sleep on that one! //

  147. 147.

    MattF

    September 6, 2019 at 2:01 pm

    @TenguPhule: It’s all code words now. He’s assuming that everyone knows what he’s talking about, but that’s a false assumption.

  148. 148.

    mrmoshpotato

    September 6, 2019 at 2:02 pm

    @Kay:

    I snapped off the hood though. I’ll wear a hat but the hood is too much.

    Narrator:. The hood was reattached January 2nd. It was not too much. :)

  149. 149.

    rikyrah

    September 6, 2019 at 2:04 pm

    @Jim Parish:

    That was the blizzard that brought down Michael Bilandic’s mayoralty.

    I was wondering if you were going to mention it.
    Yes, he got taken out by a snowstorm….and, the city’s feeble response to it.

    TO THIS DAY,
    snowstorms and snow removal haunt Chicago Mayors – they don’t play with it. When they do, they get slapped back so fast, their heads spin.

  150. 150.

    rikyrah

    September 6, 2019 at 2:07 pm

    @MomSense:

    Little Susie’s

    GOT TO GO!!

  151. 151.

    Bex

    September 6, 2019 at 2:10 pm

    @What Have the Romans Ever Done for Us?: No problem. I guess I misread your post. Just wanted to mention one of my grandfather’s favorite sayings!

  152. 152.

    dww444

    September 6, 2019 at 2:10 pm

    @eldorado: I’m with you there. There was a Congresswoman on one of the MSNBC last evening, or maybe the night before, who was asked about the possibility of Congressional action vis-a-vis impeachment. Although she’s in favor, she gave the usual yada-yada about the ongoing investigations, etc. Obviously someone was putting the brakes on her willingness to commit to impeachment. I, just a few years younger than Pelosi, but very much of the same generation, am getting discouraged by her unwillingness to actual DO SOMETHING. I’m with the Mooch, Atrios, and many others, the President is increasingly unfit for the office. Her continuing comments about how evil and unfit Trump is ring increasingly hollow.

    As Chris Hayes said the other night, talking about the UK/Johnson/Brexit mess and the state of their democratic institutions,”use it or lose it”. Pelosi NEEDS to wield the Impeachment baton pronto.

  153. 153.

    mrmoshpotato

    September 6, 2019 at 2:10 pm

    @rikyrah: Didn’t he sell most of the major snow removal equipment before that winter too?

  154. 154.

    dopey-o

    September 6, 2019 at 2:12 pm

    @Amir Khalid: i saw a book on amazon titled “music theory for guitarists”

    here’s a list.

  155. 155.

    mrmoshpotato

    September 6, 2019 at 2:14 pm

    @dopey-o: It’s a good music book – in theory.*

    I’ll see myself out.

    *Don’t know if it’s actually good.

  156. 156.

    misterpuff

    September 6, 2019 at 2:17 pm

    @Betty Cracker: So Sharpiegate is Drumpf’s Katrina?
    That is so perfect.

  157. 157.

    J R in WV

    September 6, 2019 at 2:19 pm

    @Amir Khalid:

    I found a nice one online some time ago. I no longer have that link, but a search for “online music theory data” turns up lots of hits, some look good and free.

  158. 158.

    Jim Parish

    September 6, 2019 at 2:19 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: Chicago had had a bunch of el trains equipped with snow plows. He sold them to Minneapolis the previous summer, and so the el trains were just shut down by the blizzard. (Hence the overcrowded buses.)

  159. 159.

    jl

    September 6, 2019 at 2:19 pm

    @Uncle Cosmo: I meant Chris Cuomo at the CNN town hall. That Cuomo seemed to think that energy efficient lightbulbs could not be flame shaped and thought this was a good point to bring up in his goofy question about lightbulbs that Warren rightfully blew off.

  160. 160.

    Kay

    September 6, 2019 at 2:21 pm

    @mrmoshpotato:

    Guffaw. Unlike Chicago residents, I don’t walk that far in a workday. I go from a warm car to a warm buildings so I don’t need the fur-trimmed hood. If I were smart I would wear snow boots but I like nice shoes and I’m too vain to wear ugly ones so my feet are always freezing. The postal service had these heavy, lace-up shoes with a built-up sole so you were kind of on top of the snow and slush. You got a uniform allowance and you had to buy from one of two vendors- it seemed like an obvious “connected contractor” situation, but the shoes really last. I still have a pair. I wear them walking in the woods.

  161. 161.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 6, 2019 at 2:21 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: I have been to Chicago hundreds of times, and I have never been shot once. When you consider that I am me which some would consider grounds enough for shooting in and of itself and I am a vocal Packer fan (quite satisfied with the team’s trip to Chicago yesterday where no Packer players were shot), my lack of being shot is nigh on miraculous.

  162. 162.

    jl

    September 6, 2019 at 2:21 pm

    @Uncle Cosmo: That was Chris Cuomo in his question about the supposedly serious light bulb problem that he posed to Warren at the CNN town hall on climate change, and that she rightly ridiculed.

  163. 163.

    Raoul

    September 6, 2019 at 2:24 pm

    @Quinerly: “10 Trump tweets in less than 3 hrs.” He may be extra sweaty today:

    LONDON/NEW YORK (Reuters) – U.S. congressional investigators have identified possible failures in Deutsche Bank AG’s (DBKGn.D) money laundering controls in its dealings with Russian oligarchs, after the lender handed over a trove of transaction records, emails and other documents, three people familiar with the matter said.

  164. 164.

    Raoul

    September 6, 2019 at 2:28 pm

    @Uncle Cosmo & @jl: Not to belabor, but the law as I understand it has had exceptions for incandescent specialty bulbs. There are still plenty of old fashioned candelabra bulbs at the store. As well as LEDs – I’ve gotten several multi-packs of the latter at Costco.

    What is blinkingly obvious here: Cuomo probably hasn’t gone to a hardware, big box home store, or shopped for anything (except perhaps fancy whines) in years. Maybe decades. He’d be like Bush, marveling at self-checkouts and bar codes.

  165. 165.

    What Have the Romans Ever Done for Us?

    September 6, 2019 at 2:29 pm

    @Kay: I’ve heard good things about Minneapolis…have only been through the airport. As an American of Scandinavian heritage I’ve always thought of it as sort of a North American homeland and I’d love to visit someday. I have been to Indianapolis (the other city that brags too much) and I wasn’t that impressed. Not sure what folks are bragging about. Admittedly the two times I’ve been there it was just overnight and I didn’t do much research so maybe I just completely missed the highlights.

  166. 166.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 6, 2019 at 2:29 pm

    @C Stars: Just do you know, Milwaukee has more snow and Madison is even worse.

  167. 167.

    TenguPhule

    September 6, 2019 at 2:31 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    and I am a vocal Packer fan

    They must have figured that is punishment enough. //

  168. 168.

    TenguPhule

    September 6, 2019 at 2:33 pm

    Arizona GOP says it will stop Democrat Mark Kelly, husband of shooting survivor Gabrielle Giffords, ‘dead in his tracks’

    Their Freud is slipping.

  169. 169.

    Major Major Major Major

    September 6, 2019 at 2:35 pm

    ThinkProgress shutting down due to lack of funds. thedailybeast.com/thinkprogress-a-top-progressive-news-site-is-shutting-down

  170. 170.

    Chyron HR

    September 6, 2019 at 2:38 pm

    @dww444:

    Of course, the fact that Pelosi wasn’t mentioned at all simply proves that all evil in the world stems from her and her alone.

  171. 171.

    ellie

    September 6, 2019 at 2:38 pm

    My take? It’s a scandal with legs because Trump wants to dump Pence and this gives him cover to do so.

  172. 172.

    rikyrah

    September 6, 2019 at 2:38 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:

    so sad to read this :(

  173. 173.

    rikyrah

    September 6, 2019 at 2:40 pm

    @ellie:

    How is it only a Pence scandal, when Pence was PAYING DOLT45?

  174. 174.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 6, 2019 at 2:41 pm

    @Kent: I don’t want us to be a left of center version of the GOP. YMMV.

  175. 175.

    Elizabelle

    September 6, 2019 at 2:43 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: Also, FWIW, the Atlantic Monthly has apparently put in a paywall. You get X number of free articles a month. I am not sure exactly how many.

    Have to save my clicks for James Fallows posts. A lot of the rest of Atlantic content skews glibertarian, although they have some good longform journalism too.

  176. 176.

    scribbler

    September 6, 2019 at 2:43 pm

    Moved from Chicago to Milwaukee. Gave up a solidly blue state for the wretched purple-sliding-fast-to-red Wisconsin. Not good.

  177. 177.

    eric

    September 6, 2019 at 2:44 pm

    @Amir Khalid: the single best thing i have seen for a blues player is this very straight forward video from Scott Henderson….

    as for theory itself, check out Rick Beato’s videos.

  178. 178.

    Amir Khalid

    September 6, 2019 at 2:45 pm

    @rikyrah:
    Tump’s criminality in office has been normalised by now, alas.

  179. 179.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 6, 2019 at 2:46 pm

    @Steve in the ATL: As far as I am concerned, the Bears did just fine last night.

  180. 180.

    Amir Khalid

    September 6, 2019 at 2:46 pm

    @eric:
    Beato also sells a music theory book, but it seems quite pricey.

  181. 181.

    NotMax

    September 6, 2019 at 2:53 pm

    @Amir Khalid

    Random thought – near (or on) the campus of any decent-sized university there ought to be a bookstore which sells used textbooks. Mayhaps you could find a tome preferred by the music department there.

  182. 182.

    mrmoshpotato

    September 6, 2019 at 2:55 pm

    @scribbler: You, like us, have a Democratic governor again.

    And we both have Republican messes to deal with. Woohoo!

  183. 183.

    jl

    September 6, 2019 at 2:56 pm

    @Raoul: Chris Cuomo’s ignorant light bulb question is evidence that these media news celebrities, even the better than average ones, are really nothing but news actors. They do no research, don’t verify anything, can’t ask their interns to check into anything. Their entire research effort seems to be to remember lazy talking points.

    There was evidence from tweet put into a recent post that many of these people think reporting consists of nothing more than waiting for some politician or partisan hack to phone them with a talking point with some sizzle.
    Their ridiculous babble needs to be directly called out. Jerry Brown and Barney Frank could do, and I wish more Democratic politicians would follow their example.

  184. 184.

    TenguPhule

    September 6, 2019 at 2:56 pm

    the Environmental Protection Agency and Transportation Department notified California that the state’s agreement with the four automakers on mileage targets “appears to be inconsistent with federal law.”

    FFS, they’ve weaponized the EPA against the environment.

  185. 185.

    ??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ?

    September 6, 2019 at 2:57 pm

    @dmsilev:

    No idea. Pretty sure they didn’t either
    @joel hanes:
    Pretty much. It’s so stupid, it’s beyond words. As the Malheur refuge debacle showed, these guys wouldn’t be able to organize any kind of effective insurgency

    @Raven:

    Thanks. However, those were just reconnaissance drones. They didn’t have anything analogous to Hellfire missiles.

    @Major Major Major Major:

    On top of everything you said, the US military would also have a much better idea of the terrain in their own backyard then they did in Vietnam, perhaps even more so than any gun-nut “insurgents”

  186. 186.

    mrmoshpotato

    September 6, 2019 at 2:58 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Ha. Ha.

    Go Cubs! Go Bucs!

  187. 187.

    TenguPhule

    September 6, 2019 at 3:00 pm

    @??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ?:

    As the Malheur refuge debacle showed, these guys wouldn’t be able to organize any kind of effective insurgency

    Let’s be fair, those were the dregs, not the cream of the crop of militant Republican Nazis.

  188. 188.

    eric

    September 6, 2019 at 3:02 pm

    @Amir Khalid: i think the best way to learn theory is to hear it. So if someone says a particular mode sounds a certain way over a certain progression, it is better to hear as well. I think there are lots of you tube guys that do good theory. Just pick what you want to learn and search for it.

    Or a lot of play along videos have the chord progressions and suggested modes to play over.

    My brother is a big proponent of studying and knowing the chord tones of the chords. Those are the notes that you should be accenting, though which note gets the accent will depend on the sound you want. I am too busy to focus on it, but look for lessons on triads and chord tones.

  189. 189.

    ??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ?

    September 6, 2019 at 3:02 pm

    @TenguPhule:

    Obviously they didn’t pay attention to the casualty rates of the other side.

    Somehow I don’t see a lot of replacements once the first batch of gunhumpers become red smears on the pavement.

    Nope. This same person was arguing that a Japanese man using a knife and wounding dozens but not killing anyone shows that gun control doesn’t work. It’s lunacy. I argued that if the guy had had an AR-15 several likely would have died. The bullets for those things are designed to shred internal organs and kill people. You can outrun a guy with a knife. You can’t outrun bullets. I used those exact words. Didn’t matter to the gun-nut one bit. I forget their rebuttal, but it doesn’t matter when they can causally brush off such an obvious point

  190. 190.

    Brachiator

    September 6, 2019 at 3:08 pm

    @jl:

    Chris Cuomo’s ignorant light bulb question is evidence that these media news celebrities, even the better than average ones, are really nothing but news actors. They do no research, don’t verify anything, can’t ask their interns to check into anything.

    Producers and staff are supposed to do the background research. But you’re right that this crap has often degenerated into talking points on parade.

  191. 191.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 6, 2019 at 3:08 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: Bucs?

    Honestly, there is no way anyone in the Upper Midwest can ever take you seriously from at least this point on.

  192. 192.

    Major Major Major Major

    September 6, 2019 at 3:09 pm

    @??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ?:

    On top of everything you said, the US military would also have a much better idea of the terrain in their own backyard then they did in Vietnam, perhaps even more so than any gun-nut “insurgents”

    The gun nuts would be likely to have deep knowledge of low-value areas (Florida panhandle) or regions where said knowledge is not helpful (pancake-flat ranchland).

  193. 193.

    ??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ?

    September 6, 2019 at 3:10 pm

    @jl:

    Chris Cuomo’s ignorant light bulb question is evidence that these media news celebrities, even the better than average ones, are really nothing but news actors. They do no research, don’t verify anything, can’t ask their interns to check into anything. Their entire research effort seems to be to remember lazy talking points.

    Don Henley, “Dirty Laundry”:

    I make my living off the evening news
    Just give me something-something I can use
    People love it when you lose,
    They love dirty laundry

    Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here
    I just have to look good, I don’t have to be clear
    Come and whisper in my ear

    […}

    We got the bubble-headed-bleach-blond
    Who comes on at five
    She can tell you ’bout the plane crash with a gleam in her eye
    It’s interesting when people die
    Give us dirty laundry

    Can we film the operation?
    Is the head dead yet?
    You know, the boys in the newsroom got a running bet
    Get the widow on the set!

    We need dirty laundry
    You don’t really need to find out what’s going on
    You don’t really want to know just how far it’s gone
    Just leave well enough alone
    Eat your dirty laundry
    Give us dirty laundry

  194. 194.

    Chris Johnson

    September 6, 2019 at 3:11 pm

    Trump properties are a cesspool of corruption, a black hole for taxpayers’ money, an exploiter of immigrant labor and a national security threat with a suspected foreign spy walking the halls.

    …why yes, I think Donald Trump does walk the halls at times. Well spotted.

  195. 195.

    Kay

    September 6, 2019 at 3:12 pm

    @What Have the Romans Ever Done for Us?:

    I’ve heard good things about Minneapolis…have only been through the airport. As an American of Scandinavian heritage I’ve always thought of it as sort of a North American homeland and I’d love to visit someday.

    Oh, go. It’s great. It is “Scandinavian” I suppose – but it’s also chock full of immigrants. They put a lot into schools and libraries and parks. We didn’t have a lot of money when we lived there and it was a good quality of life. I don’t know if it’s still true- maybe it’s wildly expensive now. We lived there when my oldest son was little and he’s 31. I last went back when Balloon Juice sent me for a Kos convention, a couple of years ago.

  196. 196.

    Brachiator

    September 6, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    @??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ?:

    Nope. This same person was arguing that a Japanese man using a knife and wounding dozens but not killing anyone shows that gun control doesn’t work.

    Recently in Southern California a deranged man with a machete killed several people, including an armed security guard. But it took hours to do this before he was finally stopped. Contrast this with the vile people who are able to shoot dozens of people within a couple of minutes.

  197. 197.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 6, 2019 at 3:14 pm

    @??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ?: Don Henley?!

    youtu.be/Qt81bVae4tQ

  198. 198.

    JPL

    September 6, 2019 at 3:15 pm

    @TenguPhule: But Sir, you said you were receiving hourly updates and you should fire the aide who didn’t show you a timely chart.
    He’s a liar isn’t he?

  199. 199.

    Kristine

    September 6, 2019 at 3:16 pm

    @Steve in the ATL:

    I’m in Indianapolis right now. I don’t recommend it. Though my seat mate on the flight up here informed me that everyone who goes to Chicago gets shot, so I’m not sure where to stay

    Funny thing is, many of those folks are shot by guns purchased in Indiana.

  200. 200.

    ??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ?

    September 6, 2019 at 3:18 pm

    @Major Major Major Major:

    The gun nuts would be likely to have deep knowledge of low-value areas (Florida panhandle) or regions where said knowledge is not helpful (pancake-flat ranchland).

    LOL, can’t forget about the all-important Florida panhandle or maybe the strategically important Bundy Ranch (tbf to the son, he’s not on board with the alt-right freaks or the anti-immigration hysteria)

  201. 201.

    Raoul

    September 6, 2019 at 3:21 pm

    @What Have the Romans Ever Done for Us?: As a transplant to Minneapolis, I’ll say: Welcome! Do visit. It’s a remarkably pleasant and enjoyable place. In summer. Also May and September.
    I kid a little, but the city and region really show their best in those five months (which could be said of many places, though Phoenix it’d be Nov-April. Ok, thats 6 months but you get the idea).
    Anyway – it’s great place, and don’t miss St. Paul too. And side-trip to at least the scenic St Croix river, if not our gritty but oh-so-real Duluth and the stunning North Shore of lake Superior.

    (I don’t work in the travel industry, honest!) I just love this place and am happy to boost our region.

  202. 202.

    zhena gogolia

    September 6, 2019 at 3:23 pm

    @BGinCHI:

    Hi!

  203. 203.

    ??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ?

    September 6, 2019 at 3:24 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:
    Funny story about that song:
    August 2, 1992: Don Henley Surprises Nemesis Mojo Nixon

    During a visit to Austin, TX to lend his support to a local environmental issue, Don Henley showed he has a sense of humor about himself and those who may mock him.

    It all began with a number on roots-punk singer-songwriter Mojo Nixon‘s 1990 album, Otis, that is titled “Don Henley Must Die.” It begins with the lines: “He’s a tortured artist/Used to be in the Eagles/Now he whines/Like a wounded beagle/Poet of despair!/Pumped up with hot air!/He’s serious, pretentious/And I just don’t care.”

    It turned out that on this day* in 1992, Nixon was also in the capital of Texas, performing with his band the Toadliquors at The Hole in the Wall, a small music club just across the street from the University of Texas campus. Much to his surprise, Henley showed up and jumped onstage, joining in on the chorus: “Don Henley must die, don’t let him get back together with Glenn Frey!”

    As Nixon – now a host on SiriusXM’s Outlaw Country channel – later recalled, “So I said, ‘Whaddya want? You wanna fight? You wanna debate?’ And he said, ‘I want to sing the song, especially the part about not getting together with Glenn Frey.’” He did, and the crowd went wild. “To quote my drummer, he must’ve had balls bigger than church bells to do that.”

    Props to Henley for having a sense of humor. And he was right about the media in that song.

  204. 204.

    cain

    September 6, 2019 at 3:25 pm

    @TenguPhule:
    They aren’t agreeing with each other.. they are complying with California State Law. That’s like saying these companies are in cohoots to follow seatbelt safety laws. Crazy.

  205. 205.

    Raoul

    September 6, 2019 at 3:27 pm

    @Kay: I don’t know where we are on the affordability index, and we have very serious disparities in income and wealth for black households (if you’re thinking, well duh, I mean, we’re well above — or is that below — the median. Our white-black gap is worse than most major metros). That said, we do have great quality of life here.

    Terrible hockey hair/dangerous dullard governor Pawlenty tried to blow up our civic culture of shared responsibility, as have our recent GOP legislative skirmishes, but we’ve held the line the past 9+ years via Dem governors.

    And jobs pay pretty well up here. One thing I appreciate for people getting established in the work world: no tip credit. Your server makes at least $9.86/hr plus tips. Yeah our menu prices are a little higher, but small price to pay for decency.

  206. 206.

    TenguPhule

    September 6, 2019 at 3:32 pm

    @cain:

    they are complying with California State Law.

    Which according to AG Barr, is now an anti-trust violation. As well as an EPA violation.

  207. 207.

    ??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ?

    September 6, 2019 at 3:34 pm

    @cain: @TenguPhule:

    I’m sure the Trump admin will propose nationalizing the auto industry to “bring it under red-blooded American control”, having obviously been infiltrated by eco-commies, by Monday. We’ll start making classic American cars like these again.

  208. 208.

    ??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ?

    September 6, 2019 at 3:36 pm

    @TenguPhule:
    Is this idiocy going to get slapped down by a court so hard Barr will get sent back to the start of law school?

  209. 209.

    ??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ??

    September 6, 2019 at 3:39 pm

    @Brachiator:
    That’s just common sense and gun fondlers don’t understand that. Or don’t want to, because that would make them responsible for thousands of deaths, as Kay observed

  210. 210.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    September 6, 2019 at 3:41 pm

    @??? Goku (aka Amerikan Baka) ?: Yes.

  211. 211.

    TenguPhule

    September 6, 2019 at 3:47 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA:

    Yes.

    We hope.

  212. 212.

    Ruckus

    September 6, 2019 at 3:47 pm

    @Yarrow:
    I used to think driving the porta pottie truck had to be the bottom of the barrel. Working for the federal government with dipshit in the WH is now lower.

  213. 213.

    TenguPhule

    September 6, 2019 at 3:48 pm

    Defense Secretary Mark T. Esper said European nations can fill the funding gap if they’re worried about the loss of $770 million for construction projects designed to help U.S. allies defend themselves against Russia.

    JFC. Now these stupid fuckers want the EU to pay for the fucking wall.

  214. 214.

    cain

    September 6, 2019 at 3:48 pm

    @TenguPhule:
    I don’t think that’s going to fly with the Judiciary.. that would basically mean state law will never apply to anything.

  215. 215.

    TenguPhule

    September 6, 2019 at 3:49 pm

    @Ruckus:

    I used to think driving the porta pottie truck had to be the bottom of the barrel.

    Nah, emptying out the full ones for cleaning is.

  216. 216.

    TenguPhule

    September 6, 2019 at 3:50 pm

    @cain:

    I don’t think that’s going to fly with the Judiciary

    Mitch McConnell: Hold my beer, bitches.

  217. 217.

    Brachiator

    September 6, 2019 at 3:52 pm

    OT. The India lunar landing may be happening soon. Cool to see how many women are involved.

    Live coverage here

    youtu.be/7iqNTeZAq-c

  218. 218.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    September 6, 2019 at 3:53 pm

    @TenguPhule: 10th Amendment*.

    * RWNJ’s second favorite Amendment after the 2nd.

  219. 219.

    Kay

    September 6, 2019 at 3:57 pm

    Steven Dennis
    @StevenTDennis
    ·4h
    Arizona GOP Chairman Kelli Ward in fundraising email:
    “Support the Republican Party of Arizona today and, together, we’ll stop gun-grabber Mark Kelly dead in his tracks.”
    Kelly’s wife Gabby Giffords was shot in the head in a 2011 mass shooting.

    Horrible people. I like Mark Kelly. I watched his testimony in one of the gun hearings and he’s a decent person. Maybe I’ll add Arizona to my list of senate races to donate to.

  220. 220.

    mad citizen

    September 6, 2019 at 3:57 pm

    @What Have the Romans Ever Done for Us?: Indy brags? I kind of get that but depends who you meet I guess. Indy is a low cost city and is great at hosting events–turning the city over to whoever: NFL, PanAm games, Olympic trials, etc. And of course the Indy 500, largest one day spectator sporting event. We’re now around the #5 convention city, owing to developing and growing that business, and the central location. Your group can have lower cost and meet in Indy, but I admit it’s kind of boring. Or pay more and meet in Chicago, a great city.

  221. 221.

    rikyrah

    September 6, 2019 at 4:05 pm

    @Kay:

    Steven Dennis
    @StevenTDennis
    ·4h
    Arizona GOP Chairman Kelli Ward in fundraising email:
    “Support the Republican Party of Arizona today and, together, we’ll stop gun-grabber Mark Kelly dead in his tracks.”
    Kelly’s wife Gabby Giffords was shot in the head in a 2011 mass shooting.

    This is who they are, Kay.

    This is who they are.

  222. 222.

    Ruckus

    September 6, 2019 at 4:09 pm

    @scav:
    My experiences in Chicago suggest to me that it isn’t worse than any other big city and actually is better than quite a few. Yeah the weather can be a bit brisk in winter but isn’t that bad.

  223. 223.

    Ruckus

    September 6, 2019 at 4:17 pm

    @joel hanes:
    In their tiny little minds…….

  224. 224.

    Ruckus

    September 6, 2019 at 4:25 pm

    @Jim Parish:
    I got two extra weeks of xmas leave in 1970, as O’Hare was closed because of a blizzard and that was the earliest return flight I could book. Didn’t get charged for the extra leave either.

  225. 225.

    frosty

    September 6, 2019 at 4:27 pm

    @Raoul: “Also May and September”

    To quote Travis McGee* on hearing this about Florida “Every place in North America is nice in May and September.”

    Okay, he said October, but still, same idea.

    * via author John D MacDonald

  226. 226.

    Ruckus

    September 6, 2019 at 4:29 pm

    @MomSense:
    She doesn’t even lie well. Is there anything positive that she can actually accomplish? Because I cannot think of a thing.

  227. 227.

    TenguPhule

    September 6, 2019 at 4:30 pm

    @frosty:

    Every place in North America is nice in May and September

    Utah, Arizona and Nevada.

  228. 228.

    mrmoshpotato

    September 6, 2019 at 4:31 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Pirates. :P

  229. 229.

    mrmoshpotato

    September 6, 2019 at 4:34 pm

    @Kristine: I’m good with building a wall around Indiana. Getting to Michigan will be more expensive, but we’ll manage.

  230. 230.

    scav

    September 6, 2019 at 4:36 pm

    @Ruckus: Don’t actually remember it being much worse than Iowa City, but with actual food and etc. Didn’t mind the extreme cold or heat in either place either, although the sheer duration of certain seasons did begin to cloy. Wiiinnntterrrrr – three weeks of spring! – ssuuuuuuummmmmmmerrrr – Month plus of fall — respeat. Luckily there was smaller scale varience. The fourth and fifth months of the errrrr seasons however — stop mucking about! Just give me an actual season!

  231. 231.

    Howard Beale IV

    September 6, 2019 at 4:56 pm

    So Hair Furor keeps violating the emolument clause of the Constitution – we already saw one emolument case dismissed for standing.

    Who has standing to bring such a charge before the courts – or are we stuck with Congress having to bring those charges forward?

  232. 232.

    patrick II

    September 6, 2019 at 4:58 pm

    @C Stars:
    They all want to be like John Wayne, a man’s man who wasn’t afraid of a gunfight. Except he as afraid of a gunfight. Like their other hero, Donald Trump, Wayne was a draft dodger.

  233. 233.

    Uncle Cosmo

    September 6, 2019 at 5:05 pm

    @jl: @Raoul: Apology at #121 supra, FWIW.

    In fact LED candelabra bulbs, which function just fine in air at ambient temperature & pressure, are easier to manufacture than incandescents or CFLs, which require glass enclosures strong enough to confine inert gas (Ar/Kr/Xe/N2) or vacuum, or toxic vapor (Hg), respectively. Sheesh.

  234. 234.

    (((CassandraLeo)))

    September 6, 2019 at 5:17 pm

    …never mind, I’ll try again using proper HTML this time. FYWP

  235. 235.

    (((CassandraLeo)))

    September 6, 2019 at 5:18 pm

    @Major Major Major Major: @TenguPhule:
    “Our captain has a handicap, sad to tell
    He’s from Georgia, and he doesn’t speak the language very well
    He used to be, so rumor has
    The dean of men at Alcatraz
    It makes a fellow proud to be a soldier.”
    – Tom Lehrer

    Also Lehrer:

    “And, the usual jokes about the Army aside, one of the many fine things one has to admit is the way that the Army has carried the American democratic ideal to its logical conclusion in the sense that not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed, and color, but also on the grounds of ability.”

  236. 236.

    Frankensteinbeck

    September 6, 2019 at 6:02 pm

    @Howard Beale IV:

    Who has standing to bring such a charge before the courts

    The problem is there is no answer to that question. It’s a line in the constitution. There is no legal penalty assigned, and no case law interpreting it. Like most laws that apply to the president, it assumes that congress will take care of egregious offenses. Mitch McConnell is far more a danger to this country than Trump, because he could rein in Trump with ease.

  237. 237.

    Jay

    September 6, 2019 at 6:12 pm

    "Matthew Petersen, the failed judicial nominee, essentially shut down the FEC heading into the 2020 election to join a law firm that specializes in helping rich people and corporations influence elections in secret.” – @ChrislHayes t.co/sgr3iBHjrA— MSNBC (@MSNBC) September 6, 2019

  238. 238.

    Jay

    September 6, 2019 at 6:17 pm

    Amazon’s Cambridge offices were taken over by hundreds of #JewsAgainstICE protestors today, leading to multiple arrests.IBM sold tech to the Nazis.Amazon sells tech to ICE.These protests won’t stop until Amazon stops aiding ICE to increase profits. pic.twitter.com/GaS9KalTT2— Kristin Mink (@KristinMinkDC) September 6, 2019

  239. 239.

    opiejeanne

    September 6, 2019 at 10:45 pm

    @joel hanes: Uh, she meant oldest in age of population. More old people.

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