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You are here: Home / Politics / Trumpery / Dolt 45 / Thursday Morning Open Thread: Today’s Magic Number

Thursday Morning Open Thread: Today’s Magic Number

by Anne Laurie|  September 26, 20195:27 am| 182 Comments

This post is in: Dolt 45, Impeachment Inquiry, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome, Fuck Yeah!

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BREAKING: Here's the 218th lawmaker to support an impeachment inquiry (217 Dems plus Amash). This puts a majority of the House on record in support.https://t.co/3RIKRLxnic https://t.co/KWCHpQdazA

— Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney) September 25, 2019


 
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182Comments

  1. 1.

    Betty Cracker

    September 26, 2019 at 5:30 am

    The NYT Beltway team continues to suck:

    This article quotes zero people who didn’t vote for Trump but oppose his impeachment. It quotes one Trump voter who supports impeachment. It provides zero reason to think impeachment will hurt Dems at the polls. pic.twitter.com/QlYZAmCwLT

    — Jamison Foser (@jamisonfoser) September 26, 2019

    It’s starting to seem like a weirdly specific behavioral disorder.

    ETA: One of the voters interviewed was a woman who’s been to more than 20 Trump rallies. The NYT has interviewed that same woman four times during various Cletus safaris.

  2. 2.

    Arclite

    September 26, 2019 at 5:36 am

    @Betty Cracker: The Guardian on the other hand, doesn’t suck:

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/sep/25/iowa-trump-impeachment-reaction-2020-election

  3. 3.

    NotMax

    September 26, 2019 at 5:39 am

    In a slight funk because my best friend on the island is setting sail for a new chapter of his life in Seattle on Friday. We were supposed to get together for dinner last night but he ended up backing out as he’s still swamped with last minute packing ‘n’ stuff. Promised he’d stop by this evening after an early farewell sup with a sibling here, but we shall see.

    @Betty Cracker

    a woman who’s been to more than 20 Trump rallies. The NYT has interviewed that same woman four times

    Ah, the fabled “independent.”

    :)

  4. 4.

    OzarkHillbilly

    September 26, 2019 at 5:46 am

    @Betty Cracker:

    The NYT has interviewed that same woman four times during various Cletus safaris.

    If ever you need one, she’s good for a quote. This “reporter” is probably an unpaid intern. I’d be a lazy fuck too if I wasn’t getting paid.

  5. 5.

    NotMax

    September 26, 2019 at 5:48 am

    Somehow missed this earlier in the month.

    Gregory Cheadle, the black Republican Donald Trump once referred to as “my African American,” has finally had enough of Trump’s shenanigans and is quitting the GOP and making a run for Congress as an independent. Source

    Which served to remind me of this picture.

    “I thought you were bringing the ni-clang.”

  6. 6.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    September 26, 2019 at 5:54 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: Being that I was busy with photo work yesterday/evening before…congrats on the new addition to your family. The kid’s niece has the same first name.

    ETA: Here’s one of the pics I took.

  7. 7.

    WereBear

    September 26, 2019 at 5:59 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: Whoa. Love it, and the composition.

  8. 8.

    OzarkHillbilly

    September 26, 2019 at 6:00 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: Thanx. PawPaw finally got to meet her yesterday. She might be my son’s daughter but she’s my baby girl. ;-) She also happens to be perfect. Just like her sister! What a coincidence!

  9. 9.

    satby

    September 26, 2019 at 6:02 am

    Good morning all!
    @?BillinGlendaleCA: I’m a sucker for a sunset!
    @OzarkHillbilly: oh, why did I think the older sibling was a boy? Congrats again to the whole family.

  10. 10.

    OzarkHillbilly

    September 26, 2019 at 6:07 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: Nice pic.

  11. 11.

    PST

    September 26, 2019 at 6:07 am

    You know that summer is over when you have to ask the dog to poop under a streetlight please during the first walk of the day. There is a little crispness in the air here in Chicago.

  12. 12.

    satby

    September 26, 2019 at 6:08 am

    My exchange daughter Qunoot from Bahrain is flying in from Texas this morning where she’s spending a semester at the university there. I’m going to leave to go pick her up at ORD and take her to lunch before dropping her off at my son and DIL in the city, then I go back to Chicago tomorrow so we can go hang out downtown. She’s staying with my son and DIL, more fun for a college student to hang with her older “siblings” than with me, especially since I have to work Saturday. Going to be great seeing her again. ?

  13. 13.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    September 26, 2019 at 6:11 am

    @WereBear: Thanks, too bad about the people over by the ramp.
    @satby: Thanks, me too. I should shoot more of them in better places than here in town.
    @OzarkHillbilly: Thanks.

    If you look at that picture you’ll see a mountain just right of center by the two posts, that’s Santa Cruz Island. It’s where the boat caught fire earlier this month. One of the reasons I braved LA traffic(and almost got rear ended by a young Asian woman in a Subaru) was that when I went out there on Saturday I got to the coast just as the sun was setting. It was setting right behind the island, so I had to get back out there to shoot it, the Milky Way shots were just icing at that point(they didn’t turn out half bad though).

  14. 14.

    OzarkHillbilly

    September 26, 2019 at 6:12 am

    @satby: Nice, have fun.

  15. 15.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    September 26, 2019 at 6:13 am

    @PST: There’s a small possibility that we may see water falling from the sky in the next few days. I’m sure it’s a sign of the endtimes.

  16. 16.

    OzarkHillbilly

    September 26, 2019 at 6:18 am

    @satby: Years ago I told my sons that having been denied a daughter to wrap me around her little finger, that they had to give me a granddaughter who would wrap me around her little finger. I think my eldest misunderstood me and thought I said, “only granddaughters”. Which, for the record, would be just fine with me. :-)

  17. 17.

    NotMax

    September 26, 2019 at 6:18 am

    @BilinGlendaleCA

    As we used to tell the kiddies at summer camp, “It never rains at [camp name], it’s just heavy dew.”

  18. 18.

    satby

    September 26, 2019 at 6:22 am

    @NotMax: sorry your friend is leaving, hope you get a chance to get together before he goes.

  19. 19.

    OzarkHillbilly

    September 26, 2019 at 6:23 am

    Pulp diction: Samuel L Jackson to voice Amazon’s Alexa

    Still not about to buy one, but starting my day with a “motherfucker” or 3 is attractive.

  20. 20.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    September 26, 2019 at 6:26 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: You can rename Alexa(I’ve been thinking of going with “Juancho”) but a different voice would be cool.

  21. 21.

    satby

    September 26, 2019 at 6:26 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: I’m sure we will. It’s going to be hectic for me though, driving to and from Chicago each day. And I have to pop into the market both days first.
    By Sunday this old lady will be beat.

  22. 22.

    Baud

    September 26, 2019 at 6:26 am

    @Betty Cracker:

    It’s like in college, when you write the paper first and then find the cites to support it the night before it’s due.

  23. 23.

    Baud

    September 26, 2019 at 6:27 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    Your wife doesn’t do that for you?

  24. 24.

    Baud

    September 26, 2019 at 6:28 am

    @satby:

    Nice.

  25. 25.

    Baud

    September 26, 2019 at 6:29 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA:

    I also like sunsets. And pina coladas. And getting caught in the rain.

  26. 26.

    satby

    September 26, 2019 at 6:29 am

    @Baud: all in service to the FTNYT almighty narrative, which must be adhered to no matter how convoluted the story needs to get to support it.

  27. 27.

    NotMax

    September 26, 2019 at 6:30 am

    @satby

    driving to and from Chicago

    Otherwise known locally as West Bend?

    ;)

  28. 28.

    OzarkHillbilly

    September 26, 2019 at 6:31 am

    @Baud: From time to time but she doesn’t give it quite the same inflection as SLJ.

  29. 29.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    September 26, 2019 at 6:32 am

    @Baud: Well, on a portion of my drive to the coast, I was “driving over Kanan, singing to my soul cause people out there are turning music into gold”.

  30. 30.

    Baud

    September 26, 2019 at 6:37 am

    @satby: I don’t know if the NYT is the only one who does it, but going back to the same people in a story about the “common man’s view” seems journalistically unethical to me.

  31. 31.

    NotMax

    September 26, 2019 at 6:38 am

    @BillinGlendaleCA

    the coast

    We’re starting up that again?

    :)

  32. 32.

    Kay

    September 26, 2019 at 6:39 am

    @Betty Cracker:

    One of the voters interviewed was a woman who’s been to more than 20 Trump rallies. The NYT has interviewed that same woman four times during various Cletus safaris.

    That’s hysterical.

  33. 33.

    satby

    September 26, 2019 at 6:39 am

    In other news, I closed the deal on my booth Tuesday, only to be told that the directors of the market had raised their price on the 4ft that belonged to them by an additional $100 /ft. Which evidently was news to their market manager and their secretary. I was so annoyed I snatched the $4k cashier’s check out of the secretary’s hand and stalked away. I went back to fight about it to find two of them pouring through meeting minutes to locate which board meeting they had voted on it and then not told their key staff. Rather than have me walk away from the sale, they cut me a deal to pay the $400 off over a year. So I closed the sale. But I’m still pissed off about it. I may make them wait the entire year for it.

  34. 34.

    David Evans

    September 26, 2019 at 6:41 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: So far you can only rename Alexa to Amazon, Echo or Computer. Which grieves me – I had my heart set on Minion.

    Also, lovely picture.

  35. 35.

    JPL

    September 26, 2019 at 6:41 am

    @Baud: you think!

  36. 36.

    JPL

    September 26, 2019 at 6:42 am

    @satby: That is so sweet that you keep in touch with many of the exchange students that you sponsored.

  37. 37.

    Baud

    September 26, 2019 at 6:46 am

    @JPL: Not often.

  38. 38.

    NotMax

    September 26, 2019 at 6:47 am

    @satby

    “It’s always something.”
      – Roseanne Roseannadanna

  39. 39.

    Nelle

    September 26, 2019 at 6:51 am

    @Baud: I was shocked when my daughter, in journalism school, was sent out to find people who would say x, y, and z. The narrative was set and they just needed names to go with it. She was a stringer for the NYT and they wanted Trump voters over and over. Not once was she asked to find a Clinton voter out in the hinterlands where she is. And they do exist. She’s leaving journalism..just trying to find a new way to support herself.

  40. 40.

    OzarkHillbilly

    September 26, 2019 at 6:53 am

    @Baud: Seeing as the common man never gets interviewed and it is very uncommon to get repeatedly interviewed, it certainly is an untruth.

  41. 41.

    Ohio Mom

    September 26, 2019 at 6:53 am

    @NotMax: Ouch to having to say goodbye to your friend. Yes, there is always the telephone but it’s not the same as having them in person. I said goodbye to two BFFs this past year and it does leave a hole. Maybe there is a trip to Seattle in your future?

    @OzarkHillbilly: belated Congrats! I missed the thread yesterday where this delightful news was announced, glad I caught it here. Who is luckier, you to have teo granddaughters, or the girls to have you as a grandfather? Hard choice.

    I am not not usually on the internet this early but I have a new routine Thursday mornings. Take a bone-strengthening pill and a big glass of water and stay upright for thirty minutes before breakfast. Nothing makes the time drag more than knowing I have to wait for my coffee.

    I had been taking a very effective injection every six months for my osteopenia but it worked, my bones got stronger, and the insurance company saw their opening to balk at the price and make me switch to the much cheaper (and probably not as effective) weekly pills. Grrr… and ugh.

    Just checked the timer, only three minutes left. another week checked off.

  42. 42.

    Baud

    September 26, 2019 at 6:54 am

    Former French president and cool-name record holder Jacques Chirac is dead.

  43. 43.

    rikyrah

    September 26, 2019 at 6:56 am

    Good Morning, Everyone ???

  44. 44.

    OzarkHillbilly

    September 26, 2019 at 6:57 am

    @satby: They never miss a chance to squeeze a little more out of a person.

    @Nelle: Maybe your daughter should write an expose and get it printed in…. Never mind.

  45. 45.

    satby

    September 26, 2019 at 6:58 am

    @JPL: it’s a great experience for all involved. A friend of mine is right now in Italy, visiting his exchange “brother” from 31 years ago. Those ties bind ?

    @NotMax: INORITE?
    They tried to sell it as good news for me, it made my booth more valuable.
    Bitch, please!

  46. 46.

    Baud

    September 26, 2019 at 6:58 am

    @Nelle: Wow. Glad to have direct evidence of their fuckery. Good for your daughter for going into a more ethical field.

  47. 47.

    Baud

    September 26, 2019 at 6:58 am

    @rikyrah: Good morning.

  48. 48.

    satby

    September 26, 2019 at 6:59 am

    @rikyrah: Good morning ?

  49. 49.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    September 26, 2019 at 7:01 am

    @David Evans: Thanks.

  50. 50.

    Baud

    September 26, 2019 at 7:01 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: Where does one even find common men these days?

  51. 51.

    trnc

    September 26, 2019 at 7:03 am

    @Baud:

    I don’t know if the NYT is the only one who does it, but going back to the same people in a story about the “common man’s view” seems journalistically unethical to me.

    On a similar note, I remember someone saying that NPR has a go-to right wing business owner for a lot of business stories, but I can’t find it right now. That probably isn’t as egregious as the “common man” example, but it still chaps my ass.

  52. 52.

    Betty Cracker

    September 26, 2019 at 7:04 am

    Maybe this has already been discussed, but Ukrainian President Zelensky was surprised that notes on the call with Trump covered his side as well as Trump’s remarks:

    “I personally think that sometimes such calls between presidents of independent countries should not be published,” Zelenskiy told Ukrainian media in a briefing in New York that was broadcast in Ukraine. “I just thought that they would publish their part.”

    So the Trump admin just released the not-transcript without even running it by Zelensky? This is almost certainly the most incompetent administration in US history. An intern at piddling startup would be shit-canned for doing something like that on an earnings call report.

  53. 53.

    Kay

    September 26, 2019 at 7:06 am

    We don’t know that impeachment will be politically popular though. It won’t be good for Trump but we don’t know if it will be good for Democrats with voters who don’t pay much attention. The argument was 1. it was legally and ethically necessary and/or 2. our base will love it. All the rest was guessing.

    If past performance is any indication, if it isn’t wildly popular the people who pushed it most enthusiastically will insist that’s because it wasn’t handled properly and that will lead to a division. That doesn’t have to happen, but it usually does with these things. I myself think once you hold hands and jump you really have to stay with that to the end, but that hasn’t been the pattern and practice of the rank and file in the Democratic Party, ever.

    We have a LOT of managers and not a lot of employees. Many, many generals, very few soldiers.

  54. 54.

    Baud

    September 26, 2019 at 7:06 am

    @trnc:

    It’s just as egregious. If a reporter is going back to the same people, then those people are a focus group and need to be subject to the rigors that apply when soliciting opinions from a focus group.

  55. 55.

    Baud

    September 26, 2019 at 7:07 am

    @Kay: I wish the Dems would focus on kitchen table issues that voters care about.

  56. 56.

    eclare

    September 26, 2019 at 7:07 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: Congratulations! Happy news.

  57. 57.

    OzarkHillbilly

    September 26, 2019 at 7:09 am

    @Ohio Mom: Thanx.

    Who is luckier, you to have teo granddaughters, or the girls to have you as a grandfather?

    Me, most definitely. I get to spoil them rotten, conspire with them against their parents, and when the whole world seems to be out to get them. I get to give them unconditional love.

  58. 58.

    NotMax

    September 26, 2019 at 7:11 am

    @satby

    Would make me suspicious enough to drag out a tape measure and certify that four feet is really four feet.

    There was one occasion when had purchased a new vehicle. Better part of a day dickering on price ended with sales contract signed. When went in a few days later to pick it up (took that long back then to get plates, etc.,) was told that they had decided during the interim that the price agreed upon was too low and I needed to cough up another grand in order to get the keys.

    “Which is more convenient for you, meeting with my lawyer today or tomorrow?” put the kibosh on that right quick.

  59. 59.

    Baud

    September 26, 2019 at 7:12 am

    I get to give them unconditional love.

    Mistake. Children are needy. You’ll get much better value if you drive a hard bargain. See @satby for how it’s done.

  60. 60.

    debbie

    September 26, 2019 at 7:13 am

    @satby:

    That is unethical! But I hope you won’t let it affect your weekend with your “kids.”

  61. 61.

    Kay

    September 26, 2019 at 7:14 am

    @Baud:

    It is extraordinary though. They tried to hide that call. That means it wasn’t the douchebag just blundering into another crime. They actually deliberately set out to solicit foreign interference in an election the moment the Mueller investigation was concluded. Wow.

    Democrats didn’t have any choice. But that doesn’t mean it will be politically popular with swing” voters, who are morons and vote on ridiculous things, or say they vote on ridiculous things. Who knows what they actually vote on.

  62. 62.

    SFAW

    September 26, 2019 at 7:15 am

    @NotMax:

    We’re starting up that again?

    It’s an unfortunate personality tic of the West “Coast”ers. They think 500 yard of sand and rock makes it a “coast.”

  63. 63.

    debbie

    September 26, 2019 at 7:15 am

    @Ohio Mom:

    Ah, that’s my Sunday morning routine. It is definitely the longest half-hour of the week!

  64. 64.

    germy

    September 26, 2019 at 7:16 am

    .@murraywaas on Giuliani: "The Ukrainian initiative appears to have begun in service of formulating a rationale by which the president could pardon Manafort, as part of an effort to undermine the special counsel’s investigation." Wow. https://t.co/LrBOcAxgo9 @nybooks— Josh Rogin (@joshrogin) September 26, 2019

    Looking for more on why Trump would be interested in digging up new evidence about CrowdStrike? @emptywheel has valuable insight: It all ties in with Roger Stone's plan to question the 2016 DNC hack findings, an effort that so far has failed in court. https://t.co/W3UowUVxUa pic.twitter.com/RraZa4pajA— Jeff Stone (@jeffstone500) September 25, 2019

  65. 65.

    JPL

    September 26, 2019 at 7:18 am

    It’s really difficult for me to understand how a man who governs based on conspiracy theories was elected.

  66. 66.

    OzarkHillbilly

    September 26, 2019 at 7:19 am

    @eclare: Thanx.

  67. 67.

    Kay

    September 26, 2019 at 7:20 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    Congrats! Girls are great.

  68. 68.

    SFAW

    September 26, 2019 at 7:21 am

    @Baud:

    Where does one even find common men these days?

    I was going to say “Me! Right here!!”

    But then I realized I’m more-or-less “scum of the earth.” Which, although common in the Shitgibbon maladministration, is not what’s generally associated with the term “common man/men.”

  69. 69.

    JPL

    September 26, 2019 at 7:22 am

    @Nelle: How disenchanting. I hope she finds something soon.

  70. 70.

    Kay

    September 26, 2019 at 7:23 am

    @JPL:

    That’s the other thing. That entire phone call is Trump stating a Right wing conspiracy theory as fact, to a person who has no interest in his ravings and is just desperately trying to do his job.

  71. 71.

    debbie

    September 26, 2019 at 7:23 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    Granddaughters are far better at the Mafioso stuff than the Mafiosos!

  72. 72.

    germy

    September 26, 2019 at 7:23 am

    Rep. Gabbard: Transcript does not show "compelling case" for impeachment https://t.co/nYuSOs2qtX with @krystalball and @esaagar— John Iadarola (@johniadarola) September 25, 2019

  73. 73.

    NotMax

    September 26, 2019 at 7:23 am

    @Baud

    Foraging at Applebee’s salad bar, silly.

    ;)

  74. 74.

    debbie

    September 26, 2019 at 7:24 am

    @germy:

    She was very crabby and rude when interviewed on NPR yesterday.

  75. 75.

    SFAW

    September 26, 2019 at 7:24 am

    @trnc:

    I seem to recall the same thing. The person I recall was — surprise surprise — also a high-up member of the NFIB, which was party to some RWMF-vs-Obama Admin lawsuit, which I think made it to SCOTUS. Interestingly enough, NPR “forgot” to mention that piece of information.

  76. 76.

    Betty Cracker

    September 26, 2019 at 7:25 am

    @germy: I think that’s been an under-reported part of this scandal so far — that Trump is using the levers of American foreign policy to run crackpot wingnut conspiracy theories to ground. Giuliani was raving about George Soros on the Fox shows Tuesday night when explaining his role. And yesterday, Trump was blurting out PizzaGate level kookery on TV while poor President Zelensky sat there with his eyes darting around like a hapless passenger trapped on a subway with a ranting loon.

    My husband is a partisan Democrat, but he’s a regular person who doesn’t pay attention to politics all that much, so I use his reaction to things as a gauge on how things might play outside the bubble. He had no idea what Trump was going on about with “Crowdstrike” and the DNC server, etc. I’d love to see Giuliani testify before Congress with a professional like Barry Berke doing the questioning. The depth of these people’s lunacy needs to be exposed for the general public.

  77. 77.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    September 26, 2019 at 7:25 am

    @SFAW: 1500 miles of ocean front make it a coast.

  78. 78.

    debbie

    September 26, 2019 at 7:26 am

    @Kay:

    Colbert had a clip of the joint appearance. Zelensky’s face said it all. “WTF is going on?”

  79. 79.

    Kay

    September 26, 2019 at 7:27 am

    @debbie:

    I don’t know why. She’s got a great career ahead of her. The former Democratic elected who exists to criticize Democrats.

    It’s a lucrative niche.

  80. 80.

    SFAW

    September 26, 2019 at 7:27 am

    @debbie:

    She was very crabby and rude when interviewed on NPR yesterday.

    You’re a better person than I — I heard her voice, said “Fuck you,” and switched to the blessed relief of a Florence Foster Jenkins Marathon

  81. 81.

    debbie

    September 26, 2019 at 7:27 am

    @trnc:

    His last name was Olivi, I believe. Guy Raz interviewed him.

    ETA: https://www.npr.org/sections/publiceditor/2012/07/13/156752087/when-a-small-business-owner-is-more-than-the-title-suggests

    (Edited for name typos and link)

  82. 82.

    Betty Cracker

    September 26, 2019 at 7:28 am

    @debbie: She made the next debate, unfortunately. Speaking of no-hopers, looks like Sanders rolled out an “abolish billionaires” proposal yesterday. Great timing!

  83. 83.

    SFAW

    September 26, 2019 at 7:29 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA:

    1500 miles of ocean front make it a coast.

    So YOU say. All I’ve seen is a few pictures of some rocks amd some “sand” (looked like cornstarch, which I hope you wiped off your mukluks) in or near what may be a lake.

  84. 84.

    OzarkHillbilly

    September 26, 2019 at 7:29 am

    @Kay: Thanx.

    @debbie: I’m pretty sure there are many offers I can’t refuse in my future.

  85. 85.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    September 26, 2019 at 7:30 am

    @Kay: Well, with Zell Miller dead and all, guess so.

  86. 86.

    SFAW

    September 26, 2019 at 7:31 am

    @debbie:

    Yeah, that’s the guy I was thinking of. Thanks!

  87. 87.

    Sab

    September 26, 2019 at 7:32 am

    @Kay: Weird timeline we are living in to have been through three of the four impeachment issues in our lifetimes, and the republic is only two hundred and fifty years old. Something is broken here, if three of the four happens within 35 years.

  88. 88.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    September 26, 2019 at 7:32 am

    @SFAW: That “lake” is the largest body of water on the planet.

  89. 89.

    NotMax

    September 26, 2019 at 7:33 am

    @BilinGlendale CA

    Depends. From a Japanese perspective, it’s 1500 miles of ocean back.

    :)

  90. 90.

    Kay

    September 26, 2019 at 7:33 am

    @debbie:

    I felt bad for him because he really does have to navigate this, it’s deadly serious on his end, and he probably didn’t want his call with the US President broadcast all over the world. The level of self-absorption of these Trump people is pathological. They’re bad people.

  91. 91.

    OzarkHillbilly

    September 26, 2019 at 7:34 am

    @Betty Cracker: I suppose “abolish billionaires” might sound better to the well heeled than my own “Kill the rich.”

  92. 92.

    JPL

    September 26, 2019 at 7:35 am

    @Betty Cracker: The representatives need to put their egos aside and let Barry Berke handle the investigation.

  93. 93.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    September 26, 2019 at 7:36 am

    @Sab: We’ve also had 2 Presidents that lost the popular vote in the past 16 years.

  94. 94.

    JPL

    September 26, 2019 at 7:37 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: fun times.

  95. 95.

    rikyrah

    September 26, 2019 at 7:37 am

    ???

    Jennifer Rubin (@JRubinBlogger) Tweeted:
    why is Trump throwing Pence under the bus? Trying to keep him quiet? https://twitter.com/JRubinBlogger/status/1176977691666460672?s=17

  96. 96.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    September 26, 2019 at 7:37 am

    @NotMax: They have their own front.

  97. 97.

    SFAW

    September 26, 2019 at 7:37 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA:

    That “lake” is the largest body of water on the planet.

    Sure it is. What are you going to hit us with next — “No collusion”?

  98. 98.

    rikyrah

    September 26, 2019 at 7:37 am

    218

    Nancy Smash knows how to count ??

  99. 99.

    Kay

    September 26, 2019 at 7:37 am

    @Sab:

    I don’t think a straight timeline works. People know a lot more about what goes on than they used to know. Nixon’s crimes alone inspired a “transparency revolution” that went all the way down to state law. A lot of the sunshine statutes came out of it.

    The whistleblower law itself – the one at issue here- was a response to abuses. My father says this- he says they never knew what was going on so there were fewer scandals :)

  100. 100.

    rikyrah

    September 26, 2019 at 7:39 am

    Corn Pop’s Play Cousin ? (@skepticalbrotha) Tweeted:
    Trump’s release of his Ukrainian call notes proves what #BandyLee and her group of psychiatrists has said: Trump is incapable of discerning reality and that he is a danger to national security. https://twitter.com/skepticalbrotha/status/1176957363875667970?s=17

  101. 101.

    Steve in the ATL

    September 26, 2019 at 7:39 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: I once had a GPS with Mr. T’s voice. “Turn left, suckah!” “Go straight, fool!”

    Was fun for about an hour.

  102. 102.

    Kay

    September 26, 2019 at 7:39 am

    @rikyrah:

    I laughed out loud when I heard that clip. I love the fake-casual of how he tacks on Pence there at the end.

    Not that it matters. It was a mistake to release that call record. They won’t make that mistake again.

  103. 103.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    September 26, 2019 at 7:40 am

    @SFAW: View to Los Angeles with the lights of Palos Verdes center. That’s about 40 miles away.

  104. 104.

    debbie

    September 26, 2019 at 7:41 am

    @Kay:

    And Trump told Zelensky he hoped Zelensky could be friends with Putin again!

  105. 105.

    rikyrah

    September 26, 2019 at 7:42 am

    Jennifer Rubin (@JRubinBlogger) Tweeted:
    Tulsi Gabbard: Transcript doesn’t show ‘compelling’ case for impeachment https://t.co/uVU2V3Nq6e OK this is nuts. She’s not as subtle as Jill Stein https://twitter.com/JRubinBlogger/status/1176971421836357634?s=17

  106. 106.

    montanareddog

    September 26, 2019 at 7:43 am

    @Baud:

    Former French president and cool-name record holder Jacques Chirac is dead.

    What cool names? The only nickname I can remember was from his protection detail who allegedly called him “cinq minutes, douche comprise” because of how long his visits to his mistresses took.

    An anecdote with 1 degree separation: I worked with a guy who was an activist in Chirac’s party. Chirac came to visit the local party HQ and my colleague lined up proudly with his 8 yo son to shake his hand. When Chirac reached his son, the kid stuck his hand out and said “pleased to meet you, Mr Mitterrand”

  107. 107.

    OzarkHillbilly

    September 26, 2019 at 7:44 am

    @JPL: Grandchildren are far more fun than children.

  108. 108.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    September 26, 2019 at 7:44 am

    @Kay: But the increase in reporting about scandals(some real and some made up to boost ratings) can also increase cynicism in government. Voters just think they’re all crooks, so who cares who gets elected.

  109. 109.

    Kay

    September 26, 2019 at 7:45 am

    @debbie:

    Well, and too, the few professionals in the White House tried to keep him away from the Ukraine leader because they knew he would do this. And he did do it. Twice.

    Ukraine is just one country. Imagine what else goes on. He’s desperate for a deal with China. Imagine what he tells them.

  110. 110.

    JPL

    September 26, 2019 at 7:46 am

    @debbie: Zelensky looked so horrified.

  111. 111.

    rikyrah

    September 26, 2019 at 7:47 am

    @Kay:
    I don’t know if it will convince swing voters
    To be honest, I don’t care.
    He is a muthaphuckin’ criminal and needs to be impeached.
    Barr too??, with his criminal azz.

  112. 112.

    Mai naem mobile

    September 26, 2019 at 7:48 am

    @debbie: Tulsi Gabbard better be being primaried. The state that is represented by Brian Schatz and Mazie Hirono cannot be represented by Tulsi. Hawaii can do better.
    Just say Trumpov on Morning Ho. Idiot pronounces Kashmir like Cashmere. Jeezus I’ve made jokes about him confusing Kashmir with Cashmere but none of his aides could correct him on this? Not even his moron kids who BTW have been to India setting up hotel/condo development deals?

  113. 113.

    rikyrah

    September 26, 2019 at 7:48 am

    @JPL:
    Those pictures of Zelensky were hard not to laugh at them, cause this is real life, but they were funny in the horror on his face. He couldn’t even hide it

  114. 114.

    rikyrah

    September 26, 2019 at 7:50 am

    @Mai naem mobile:
    We can do so much better as Democrats than her???

  115. 115.

    Ken

    September 26, 2019 at 7:50 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: “Oops, the diaper’s full – time to hand you back to Mommy!”

  116. 116.

    OzarkHillbilly

    September 26, 2019 at 7:50 am

    @Steve in the ATL: I got tired of Mr T about halfway thru the first episode of whatever horrible show that was.

    I don’t think I could ever get tired of Samuel L Jackson.

  117. 117.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    September 26, 2019 at 7:50 am

    @Mai naem mobile:

    Not even his moron kids who BTW have been to India setting up hotel/condo development deals?

    In fairness, they are morons after all.

  118. 118.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    September 26, 2019 at 7:53 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: I was in line at the 99 cent store a couple of months ago and the lady in front of me phone started ringing…”Answer the phone, it’s ringing, answer the phone….” That was her ringtone, I complimented her.

  119. 119.

    Kay

    September 26, 2019 at 7:55 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA:

    For my part, I think voters should grow up, but then I don’t have to get elected. I appreciate that my father has somehow resisted being sentimental about the past. There was no golden age of government. You’re suppose to learn something over your life, not regress into fantasies of how 1940’s and 1950’s and 1960’s government was squeaky clean and staffed with Great Men and Patriots. It’s not true.

    His big takeways from being drafted was 1, the country is much more racist than he imagined and 2. the country has many more poor people than he imagined. Somehow he managed to bear up under that and carry on.

  120. 120.

    Baud

    September 26, 2019 at 7:56 am

    Former Vice President Joe Biden said during an appearance on “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” Wednesday that “it’s awful hard to avoid the conclusion” President Donald Trump committed “an impeachable offense” by pressuring the Ukrainian president to investigate Biden.
    It was the furthest Biden has gone on the subject of Trump’s impeachment — which most of the other leading 2020 Democratic presidential contenders have called for.
    Asked how the matter ranks on the “outlandish scale” of American politics, Biden said: “18 out of 10.”

    https://www.cnn.com/2019/09/26/politics/joe-biden-kimmel-trump-impeachable-offense/index.html

  121. 121.

    rikyrah

    September 26, 2019 at 7:56 am

    Keith Boykin (@keithboykin) Tweeted:
    Bill Barr:
    1. Wrote a memo attacking Mueller
    2. Got a job overseeing Mueller
    3. Lied about Mueller’s Report
    4. Lied to Congress about his lies
    5. Helped Trump pressure Ukraine
    6. Buried a whistleblower complaint
    7. Hid the complaint from Congress
    8. Exonerated himself and Trump https://twitter.com/keithboykin/status/1176892291061039104?s=17

  122. 122.

    rikyrah

    September 26, 2019 at 7:57 am

    @Kay:

    They are doing so much criminality that they thought the release of the phone call was the best look??

  123. 123.

    OzarkHillbilly

    September 26, 2019 at 8:01 am

    @Ken: No, “Time to hand you back to Daddy.” My son and his wife have equal responsibilities for the duties of child raising. Mommy takes care of what goes in, Daddy takes care of what comes out.

  124. 124.

    Gin & Tonic

    September 26, 2019 at 8:01 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: You got that right.

  125. 125.

    germy

    September 26, 2019 at 8:02 am

    Will Balloon-Juice live-blog this morning’s testimony?

  126. 126.

    Betty Cracker

    September 26, 2019 at 8:03 am

    Further update on the NYT story referenced at #1:

    The NYT article also includes an interview with Reggie. Reggie was highlighted in an AP story last year entitled ‘In the heart of Trump country, his base remains unshaken.’ Reggie has a portrait of Robert E. Lee hanging in his living room.

    No, Reggie is not a swing voter. pic.twitter.com/3TD6OJw9oO

    — Matt McDermott (@mattmfm) September 26, 2019

    Pure garbage.

  127. 127.

    montanareddog

    September 26, 2019 at 8:03 am

    @Betty Cracker: I think it is underreported too. Trump’s appearance yesterday with Zelensky was public – so the conspiracy ravings could conceivably have been for his base’s consumption. But in the infamous phone call with Zelensky, which was not meant to go public, his chuntering on about Crowdstrike and servers and the Bidens proves that he actually believes this shit.

  128. 128.

    Gin & Tonic

    September 26, 2019 at 8:04 am

    Can’t help wondering how our old friend BiP would be reacting. Not wondering enough to go looking on Booman or wherever he hangs his hat now.

  129. 129.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    September 26, 2019 at 8:05 am

    @Kay: To some extent, voter cynicism leads to both-siderism and the election of guys like Trump. Nader in 2000 fed on this.

  130. 130.

    Gin & Tonic

    September 26, 2019 at 8:08 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: OT – I had an exterior door installed. It’s a fiberglass door, so doesn’t need painting, but the frame/molding, which is wood, does, before the winter. What’s the best thing to fill the nail holes with, that will look smooth when I paint over?

  131. 131.

    Matt McIrvin

    September 26, 2019 at 8:08 am

    @Baud: Biden is in a uniquely tough spot here, since anything he says is going to be spun as self-serving. Which is why everyone else has to step up.

  132. 132.

    Ken

    September 26, 2019 at 8:11 am

    @rikyrah: Definite hints of a pattern there.

  133. 133.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    September 26, 2019 at 8:11 am

    @rikyrah: As I believe someone on here mentioned yesterday, Barr would do well to remember that Nixon never went to jail, but John Mitchell did.

  134. 134.

    germy

    September 26, 2019 at 8:14 am

    whenever a Republican politician is accused of a crime they all act like the law is this rigid and highly technical thing, but our prisons are full of people who are behind bars because some half-wit cop was like "uh yeah i'm pretty sure that's the guy"— Law Boy, Esq. (@The_Law_Boy) September 25, 2019

  135. 135.

    Sab

    September 26, 2019 at 8:17 am

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: Here’s hoping. Trump is extremely psychologically damaged. I don’t think he has ever thought a clear thought in his life. Barr, on the other hand, chose to be who he is.

  136. 136.

    SFAW

    September 26, 2019 at 8:18 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA:
    I dunno — looks like Milwaukee, looking across Lake Michigan.

    Anyway: thanks (as always) for ALL the beautiful photos.

  137. 137.

    Baud

    September 26, 2019 at 8:20 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: Agree.

  138. 138.

    Cheryl Rofer

    September 26, 2019 at 8:22 am

    @germy: Post with live feed is on timer.

  139. 139.

    Ohio Mom

    September 26, 2019 at 8:24 am

    @debbie: I ended up on Thursdays by chance — the first batch of pills were ready at the pharmacy on a Wednesday — but then realized it’s our garbage (pick-up) day. Reflects my feelings about being kicked off the Prolea shots.

  140. 140.

    Kathleen

    September 26, 2019 at 8:25 am

    @satby: Speaking of old ladies. I misread “pop” as “poop”. “What’s all this I hear about pooping in the booth”…

  141. 141.

    Matt McIrvin

    September 26, 2019 at 8:26 am

    @Kay: I don’t think impeachment will be popular; most people think, with some justification, that politics is unpleasant and gross and they don’t want it in their faces. They don’t like Trump but they really don’t want to think about him. An impeachment crisis pushes politics in everyone’s face. I think Trump will probably come out ahead on this in the short term and cruise to reelection. A year from now the conventional wisdom will be that the Democrats went crazy and overplayed their hand.

    But there’s no other way forward. What do you do, when the President blatantly commits crimes in public and dares you to give a shit? If giving a shit means you lose then you lose. If the whole world is on record as being pro-crime you want to be on the anti-crime side. Long term it’s the place to be. Even if in the long term you’re dead.

  142. 142.

    OzarkHillbilly

    September 26, 2019 at 8:27 am

    @Gin & Tonic: Exterior grade spackle with a light sanding once dried. Some painters prefer window glazing.

  143. 143.

    different-church-lady

    September 26, 2019 at 8:28 am

    @Betty Cracker:

    “..and I’m going to vote to upset the fruit basket, and I did. And…

    “…now there’s all this fruit all over the floor and who’s gonna clean up all this goddamed fruit? Not the government I can tell you that!”

  144. 144.

    VOR

    September 26, 2019 at 8:29 am

    @Steve in the ATL: Waze can give traffic directions in the Cookie Monster’s voice. Funny for the first few minutes but got annoying quickly.

  145. 145.

    terry chay

    September 26, 2019 at 8:29 am

    @Kay: Swing voters don’t matter. What matters is mobilizing your voters or immobilizing your opponents.

    Hillary “lost” the election because Comey and Bernie combined to immobilize the Democratic voters. Turnout was up among Republicans. in 2018, but they got drowned in a blue wave because the Democrats mobilized far more. Without gerrymandering, that election would have broken every record for a wave election,

  146. 146.

    OzarkHillbilly

    September 26, 2019 at 8:31 am

    @Matt McIrvin: The American electorate can either take responsibility for their governance or get fucked.

  147. 147.

    Betty Cracker

    September 26, 2019 at 8:33 am

    @Matt McIrvin: I sure hope you’re wrong. (I believe you’re wrong too, though my powers of political prognostication suck, so who knows?)

  148. 148.

    burnspbesq

    September 26, 2019 at 8:34 am

    The best summary I’ve seen of the issues related to The Phone Call.

    https://www.lawfareblog.com/self-impeaching-trump-zelensky-conversation

  149. 149.

    Betty Cracker

    September 26, 2019 at 8:36 am

    @different-church-lady: Exactly, and I hope the wretch slips on a banana from that overturned fruit basket and stoves in his skull on the fake Christmas tree stand. (I vaguely remember being a kinder person before November 2016, but maybe I was always a spiteful bitch. I’m honestly not sure anymore.)

  150. 150.

    burnspbesq

    September 26, 2019 at 8:36 am

    Amazon really needs to remake the Alec Baldwin tv spots with Samuel L.’s voice on Alexa.

  151. 151.

    Kathleen

    September 26, 2019 at 8:36 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: H/T to John Stewart. Nice.

  152. 152.

    terry chay

    September 26, 2019 at 8:41 am

    @Matt McIrvin: These people don’t vote so who cares what they think about impeachment being put in their faces?

  153. 153.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    September 26, 2019 at 8:43 am

    @Matt McIrvin: I can only speak from my memories of Watergate. The Ervin committee hearings were riveting TV. I hadn’t been paying a lot of attention because Nixon was already in his second term, so he couldn’t run again, and I had concluded he was a crook already. Everyone I knew called him “Tricky Dick.” But I watched every second I could because it was like super compelling reality TV. I think a lot of people reacted that way.

  154. 154.

    jonas

    September 26, 2019 at 8:44 am

    @germy: I saw Waas’s article as well and was gobsmacked. How the collusion between Manafort’s legal team and the White House, not to mention Giulliani’s shenanigans in Ukraine, doesn’t amount to obstruction of justice is just inconceivable to me. Mueller absolutely knew what was going on and decided not to pursue it. No wonder Trump felt so emboldened. With the Democrats unable to gain traction over the Mueller report and Barr protecting him at DOJ, he thought he was invincible.

  155. 155.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    September 26, 2019 at 8:46 am

    Here’s the whistleblower complaint

  156. 156.

    Baud

    September 26, 2019 at 8:49 am

    @Matt McIrvin:

    I don’t think impeachment will be popular; 

    I don’t want to hear what’s not popular. I want to hear what is popular. No one seems to know.

  157. 157.

    satby

    September 26, 2019 at 8:50 am

    @jonas: TBF, Mueller didn’t “decide not to pursue it”, he knew that the DOJ memo stated he couldn’t.
    He did say he would expect that Trump could be prosecuted (meaning he hoped he would) after Trump left office.

  158. 158.

    Gin & Tonic

    September 26, 2019 at 8:51 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: Thanks.

  159. 159.

    jonas

    September 26, 2019 at 8:54 am

    @Matt McIrvin: I think it depends on what he’s being impeached *for*. The Clinton impeachment was wearying and a waste of time because it was so transparently an overreach by a partisan Special Prosecutor and his Republican enablers desperate to catch Clinton on *anything*, even if it meant going through every piece of discarded underwear in the WH basement. Of course Trump’s insane basket of deplorables base will never budge, but I think most other voters will look at this whole imbroglio and be like “Yeah, a president can’t do that and get away with it.” This isn’t covering up a blowjob. It’s covering up massive corruption throughout the administration.

  160. 160.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    September 26, 2019 at 8:56 am

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: Excellent! I’ve been wondering about the classification and declassification processes related to this. You can’t just classify things arbitrarily, you have to cite one of the defined justifications. And there is language about what constitute specifically illegal justifications.

    The whistleblower cites the law in the footnote on page 2. So I suspect somebody classified it for bullshit reasons and the declassification process was as simple as noting the Classification Authority hadn’t given a valid reason in the markup.

    I’ve never been involved with Original Classification, only Derived where there’s a pretty good paper trail you can cite as authority. So I’m not completely sure of the whole Original process.

  161. 161.

    OzarkHillbilly

    September 26, 2019 at 8:57 am

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: It’s a real page turner.

  162. 162.

    Ohio Mom

    September 26, 2019 at 8:58 am

    @Kay: That was exactly my Uncle Henry’s take from his WWII army days.

    It was a remarkable observation to me because one, the men in my family of that generation almost never spoke of their military service. I can’t think of another instance of Uncle Henry ever mentioning those days. No talk of battles, ever. Just a passing remark about his bunk mates in the training camp.

    And two, Uncle Henry was a bit of a bigot himself so to mention his bunkmates’ bigotry means it was too much even for him.

  163. 163.

    Gin & Tonic

    September 26, 2019 at 9:01 am

    My daughter was listening to C-SPAN on her drive to work, and a Republican caller called in to talk about yesterday’s events. He noted that in the joint press appearance, Zelensky got so frustrated with the questions he started speaking in Spanish.

    America, folks.

  164. 164.

    Leto

    September 26, 2019 at 9:02 am

    I get up late and it’s almost a 200 post thread. I’m starting at @Dorothy A. Winsor:, which is a good place.

    Matt breaks down how at least three of the people in the quoted article aren’t “swing voters” but devoted MAGATs who’ve been quoted, multiple times, before in similar stories.

    No, the New York Times did not talk to six “swing voters” about impeachment. The article quotes a handful of devout GOP voters who the NYT has repeatedly interviewed multiple times. A thread…. https://t.co/QYKCWB9V5I— Matt McDermott (@mattmfm) September 26, 2019

  165. 165.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    September 26, 2019 at 9:08 am

    @Ceci n est pas mon nym: There is an appendix containing info the whistleblower considered classified, so it’s not entirely BS that there were classified paragraphs. But I don’t see anything in that first paragraph, the one with the TS marking, to justify the marking. To me it was a BS marking whose reason was to cover up the BS marking and handling of the original notes.

    And that page 2 footnote tells why this is an explicit violation of the law.

  166. 166.

    jonas

    September 26, 2019 at 9:09 am

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: Thanks for this. Wow — read alongside the Murray Waas piece in NY Review of Books noted above, it paints a picture of a simply breathtaking attempt to turn US foreign policy into a tool of one man’s delusions and political corruption.

  167. 167.

    jonas

    September 26, 2019 at 9:15 am

    @satby: That’s apparently how Mueller and/or his team viewed it, but I still think it’s odd. If referring Manafort for prosecution and coordinating his plea agreement was within Mueller’s purview, how could Manafort’s lawyers’ brazen attempts to subvert that work, with the assistance of the President and his lawyer, not also be something he could go after? IANAL, but it’s just sort of baffling.

  168. 168.

    rikyrah

    September 26, 2019 at 9:16 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    Awe..just got here and has you wrapped around her little finger:)

  169. 169.

    Miss Bianca

    September 26, 2019 at 9:19 am

    @SFAW: for realz? Or are you merely making a point? : )

  170. 170.

    jonas

    September 26, 2019 at 9:21 am

    It’s also important to point out that this wasn’t one cranky whistleblower somewhere in a basement with a score to settle. It was a foghorn sounding. According to the complaint, “over the past four months, over half a dozen officials” have come forward with disturbing accounts of the president’s illegal actions. Sweet baby Jesus backflipping on a biscuit.

  171. 171.

    Kathleen

    September 26, 2019 at 9:21 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: So happy for you. I agree. Being a grandparent is the best
    even when they’re adults as my two grandsons are. I swear they grow up faster than your own kids.

  172. 172.

    rikyrah

    September 26, 2019 at 9:22 am

    @satby:

    glad to hear that you closed your deal.

    I don’t mean to be a Nervous Nelly about your exchange student, but, does she have everything in order? You know how they are being right now, and Bahrain isn’t exactly Norway. I hope the entry into America goes smoothly for her.

  173. 173.

    rikyrah

    September 26, 2019 at 9:24 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    Me, most definitely. I get to spoil them rotten, conspire with them against their parents, and when the whole world seems to be out to get them. I get to give them unconditional love.

    Grandparents can be so wonderful for children, giving them something nobody else can. What a special bond.

  174. 174.

    SFAW

    September 26, 2019 at 9:26 am

    @Miss Bianca:

    for realz? Or are you merely making a point?

    OK, so the Florence Foster Jenkins thing was … um … not strictly factual. But I did say “Fuck you” to NPR/Tulsi when she came on, and did change the station (or maybe shut it off?) Just as I was yelling/screaming — yes, literally — the day before when NPR’s Greg Myre (sp?) was asked a direct yes-or-no question re: whether there was anything to the Joe/Hunter Biden accusations, and he responded with something very close to “Well, President Trump says there is” and went on from there. Fuck him, fuck NPR, and of course FTFTFNYT

  175. 175.

    Miss Bianca

    September 26, 2019 at 9:35 am

    @SFAW: You know, I remember back around the turn if the century when my ex used to rant about how the media were fucking up the country, and I was all like, “sure, honey…” *eyeroll*. Now I realize he didn’t go nearly far enough in his excoriations.

  176. 176.

    bluefoot

    September 26, 2019 at 9:37 am

    @Nelle: Many years ago, the WSJ sent a reporter to our lab (we had just come out with a truly novel paper and the university insisted we cooperate with the interview request from the WSJ). There was clearly a narrative already set – the reported kept trying to get all of us to say specific things, both in one-on-one meetings and when talking to us as a group. We all followed the science, rather than their desired narrative. When the article came out, it cherry-picked our words and completely distorted the work to fit their pre-set narrative. It made me forever jaded about science reporting, and about the “man in the street” sort of reporting. I’d rather read quotes from The Onion – at least those aren’t presented as reality.

  177. 177.

    Uncle Cosmo

    September 26, 2019 at 9:38 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: Always remember, OH, this one immortal truth: Grandchildren are your reward for not having murdered your children, even when they deserved it.

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    Uncle Cosmo

    September 26, 2019 at 10:12 am

    @Ohio Mom:

    [T]he men in my family of that generation almost never spoke of their military service. I can’t think of another instance of Uncle Henry ever mentioning those days. No talk of battles, ever. Just a passing remark about his bunk mates in the training camp.

    When I was 11 or 12 I repeated to Dad some combat stories I’d heard from a kid down the street whose father had manned a machine gun on a USMC landing craft in the Pacific.

    It was the only time I ever saw him enraged. Don’t you believe a word of it! he shouted. I said, So you’re saying Terry’s dad is a liar? How would you know? & he replied,

    Because no one who’s been through that ever wants to talk about it again! Ever!

    And Dad’s war had been relatively benign – diesel mechanic in the motor pool, Leyte and Okinawa but never onshore before the beaches were secured, one man killed.

    Oh, he told stories about his time in uniform. Funny ones. Only the funny ones. Many years later I spoke with some of the motor pool guys & heard some of the not-at-all-funny ones, including how that one guy had died. (Spoiler: Friendly fire.)

  179. 179.

    Uncle Cosmo

    September 26, 2019 at 10:23 am

    @rikyrah: I’ll take your word for it, I guess. By my second birthday both my grandfathers were dead. My grandmothers lived far enough away that we saw them at most once a year on family vacations. Neither could speak more than a dozen words of heavily-accented English. (Dad’s mother smiled a lot; Mom’s was kind of a grouch.) Their families were so large that my brother & I kinda got lost in the shuffle – just another couple of grandsons (though slightly exotic since we lived so far away). ::sigh::

  180. 180.

    different-church-lady

    September 26, 2019 at 10:54 am

    @Betty Cracker:

    I vaguely remember being a kinder person before November 2016, but maybe I was always a spiteful bitch. I’m honestly not sure anymore.

    I know your tongue is in cheek, but that’s dismayingly reminiscent of some passages in the early part of 1984.

  181. 181.

    different-church-lady

    September 26, 2019 at 10:59 am

    @Leto: It blows my mind that the NYT thinks they can do this without being called out.

  182. 182.

    J R in WV

    September 26, 2019 at 6:59 pm

    @Uncle Cosmo:

    … By my second birthday both my grandfathers were dead.

    My mom’s father died when I was 10 months old. My memories of him are from stories about him, and pictures of him. He was a Pennsy-Dutch farm boy who became a blacksmith, just as that trade became mechanic and steam-engine engineer. The strongest man in a coal mine with 400 strong miners working in it.

    My Paternal grandfather was a Switzer-Deutsch immigrant born in Ohio on a diary farm. He lost his leg in a farm accident at 13, and learned typesetting in the county home, which was work you could do on a stool. He became a prosperous newspaper man in a small coal town. I would sit in his not-lap while he read me the Sunday funnies, sometimes on Saturday… a hard worker. [ETA, that’s a little newspaper family joke, a tiny benefit to being with the newpapers was getting to see the Sunday funnies on Saturday!]

    My maternal grandma, whom I have mentioned several times, was a wonderful woman, who treated all my friends like her own grandkids. Generous, understanding, helped me deal with a sometimes difficult chldhood. My maternal grandmother was also kind, from a somewhat snooty southern family, she painted and tried to teach me how. She was lost to a stroke when I was young, perhaps 10 or 12.

    But my grandparents were all important to my growing up as I did. I’m so glad for Ozark Hillbilly, who has been one of my favorite B-J internet friends, to hear about his new grandchild! What a wonderful event in his life, and in that little girl’s life. Teach her how to build things, Ozark !! Nothing better to learn!!

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