House is filled with maniacs, smoked 6 pork shoulders and a turkey and have enough food to feed an army, two kegs. Steve is in hiding.
Will send requests for bail money if needed.
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House is filled with maniacs, smoked 6 pork shoulders and a turkey and have enough food to feed an army, two kegs. Steve is in hiding.
Will send requests for bail money if needed.
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CaseyL
This looks like a target rich environment for another Cole Personal Physical Disaster Event.
We’ll be happy to bail you and the kids out, but we do insist on videos.
rikyrah
Oh Cole ?
Sounds like you are going to have a great time this weekend ?
Comrade Colette Collaboratrice
I’ll help bail you out, but fuck the pigs and the turkey. They’re on their own.
trollhattan
Isn’t moonshine, in quart increments, an acceptable form of bail in WV?
piratedan
mustard….. check
mop….. check
canned goods….. check
willow placement….. hmmmmm
subaru…. unknown
party time!
dexwood
Oh, man, this has Action Adventure Comedy potential. Back y’all on some bail money. It’d be worth it.
Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.)
Don’t break any bones.
Patricia Kayden
Be safe!!
cain
Stay away from those kegs, Cole! Steve will get you otherwise.
Also.. homecoming already? Shit, school only started last year? Criminy.
Ruckus
@CaseyL:
There are always exorbitant costs for these kinds of things.
Luciamia
Watch out for your your pantry. That’s a lot of breakable jars down there..
JPL
Send before and after pictures. We need a good chuckle. It’s been a long quid pro quo week or as some of the assholes supporters call it squid pro quo.
dexwood
@dexwood:
p.s. Don’t call Rudy if you need a lawyer.
jl
“House is filled with maniacs”
That opening made me think this was a political post. Glad it is about food.
Will the bail be for Cole, or the kids? Or the Cole pets gone wild with juicy cooked meat aromas wafting through the air?
jl
@dexwood: Need to add to the old lawyer joke.
If you have the facts, pound the facts.
If you have the law, pound the law.
If you don’t have the facts or the law, pound the table.
If that doesn’t work, throw the chairs until something breaks.
Major Major Major Major
I’ve always thought it’s pretty cool that you do this.
EmbraceYourInnerCrone
We are having our annual Meatfest tomorrow. Current smoking 15lbs of wings and just finished smoking about 10lbs of chicken breasts. Those are in the fridge next we have to rub ten racks of ribs and get the four pork butts in the smoker and the two beef briskets ribs got back in fridge until 9am tomorrow. My knees may never forgive me but it’s worth it! Pics later if anyone wants them.
Jinchi
I was sure you were talking about Pelosi and the gang. Figured AOC brought the keg and Nunes was the turkey.
dexwood
@EmbraceYourInnerCrone:
We just put 38 pounds of roasted green chile into freezer bags. 8 chiles per bag, good til next September… maybe. The aroma is pure Fall.
eta: if it lasts that long and isn’t eaten first.
Aleta
There must be lots of young men by now who’ve been influenced (even a little) by something or other in your way of putting on these feeds. Little fragments of your style might still be going on 30, 50 years from now….who knows. Especially the community part.
VeniceRiley
@dexwood: My local Karl Strauss just ran out of a beer with Hatch chile that was mouthwatering. Send reinforcements!
Is no one in California doing a smoked meat and chile fest this weekend? I guess I’ll take my car for an oil change and do my laundry.
MEH.
Zinsky
Get drunk and be somebody!
MomSense
I’m envious. My house is quiet this weekend and I hate it.
dexwood
Airlift dropping resupply over your neighborhood in 90 minutes. Look to the skies. Outa here…..
HeleninEire
When Cole posted the picture of all his canned and pickeled things, I thought “Who the hell is gonna eat all that?”
Yup. The homecoming boys.
My bad.
Ken
@dexwood: Dude, Where’s My Willow?
schrodingers_cat
Don’t cut any watermelons.
TaMara (HFG)
Sounds like a crazy good time. I’ve got bail money, but it’ll cost you some canned goods.
Just One More Canuck
@Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.): Cole: “You’re not the boss of me”
Ohio Mom
How time flies! Seems like it was only a couple of months ago when the maniacs descended for the last homecoming. Have fun!
@Zinsky: You musta missed all tne posts about John sobering up and staying sober.
Duane
@dexwood: With Cole’s history it’s the damages I’d worry about.
NotMax
This has Netflix series written all over it, starring Jack Black.
;)
laura
They come for the sports ball and grub, they’ll stay for.the hospitality, but they’ll remember how they felt in community that you prepared for the rest of their lives.
Aleta said it so well above.
You make family Cole. You make family.
Enjoy, look for “those moments” and please report out as circumstances dictate.
Hope that you won’t be shaving the cat’s ass as the cost of this big shindig.
WaterGirl
@Aleta: That is such a nice thought. I feel certain that you are right.