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Late Night Open Thread: Gaming Founders

by Anne Laurie|  September 29, 20191:29 am| 32 Comments

This post is in: Gamer Dork, Open Threads, #notintendedtobeafactualstatement

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Jefferson would be the insufferable indie gamer type, Adams would play Paradox games, Hamilton would be very bad at FPSs and nurse grudges against Mexican 12-year olds for teabagging him. https://t.co/GUmGGeLo98

— Starfish For National Security Advisor (@IRHotTakes) September 27, 2019

Jefferson would buy characters other people grinded. https://t.co/HTorzeS3ol

— Je Suis Corn Pop (@agraybee) September 28, 2019


(Grinding)

"Hamilton would be very bad at FPSs"

I see what you did there

— Stretch+Bobbito Fan Account (@Bugs_Meany) September 27, 2019

Hamilton would like SimCity

— John?Galvano ?? (@JohnGalvano) September 27, 2019

Ben Franklin would be playing Hentai games with sound on full blast and curtains open

— Russell Cohn (@russellcohn1) September 27, 2019

Abagail Adams would be a girl gamer, but the kind that just plays with her mic off with a gender neutral screen name to avoid putting up with all the bullshit.

— Starfish For National Security Advisor (@IRHotTakes) September 27, 2019


(Slander! Abigail and John would always team, even when people made it clear they’d rather not listen to John endlessly rules-lawyering… )

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  1. 1.

    jl

    September 29, 2019 at 1:38 am

    Benjamin Franklin would script, program, and market video games, and retire rich around 40.

    edit: FFS

  2. 2.

    Major Major Major Major

    September 29, 2019 at 1:46 am

    Ben Franklin would be playing Hentai games with sound on full blast and curtains open

    Checks out.

  3. 3.

    West of the Rockies

    September 29, 2019 at 1:56 am

    Wait… there are hentai games? (Asking for a friend…)

  4. 4.

    mrmoshpotato

    September 29, 2019 at 2:08 am

    This is all assuming the glowing picture box wouldn’t blow their minds. :)

  5. 5.

    piratedan

    September 29, 2019 at 2:18 am

    not sure what it is, but links from front-pagers on the main post no longer display for me…. probably due to the lack of fiber in my diet. Using Google Chrome and its decidedly weird because I can see links embedded in the comments when people make them….

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    emrys

    September 29, 2019 at 2:28 am

    If you are a Queen fan, check out the last hour of the Global Citizen Festival.

  7. 7.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    September 29, 2019 at 2:29 am

    @piratedan: Obviously you need to tell Alexa to “order all the popcorn”.

  8. 8.

    HumboldtBlue

    September 29, 2019 at 2:33 am

    Adams would play Paradox games

    Sit down, John! Sit down, John! For God’s sake sit down!

    I play “Take Command 2nd Manassas” to this day. One of a gang of Paradox games that have engaged me.

  9. 9.

    Mousebumples

    September 29, 2019 at 3:26 am

    @emrys: thanks for the rec. They’re my favorite band, and being pregnant, I skipped seeing them in concert on their us tour this summer. (if the videos don’t make it clear, they’re great in concert and put on one hell of a show) ?

    Great way to augment my middle of the night breastfeeding break. Fortunately my little one listened to Queen plenty in utero!

  10. 10.

    Fred Fnord

    September 29, 2019 at 3:28 am

    I mean I know I have lots of dumb ideas so I can certainly imagine thinking something equally stupid. I just can’t imagine thinking something equally stupid, but at the same time so compelling that it gets umpity-thousand retweets, not all of which are actually mocking.

  11. 11.

    Starfish

    September 29, 2019 at 5:07 am

    I have no clue who these people are, but I appreciate their faith in me becoming National Security Advisor.

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    Zinsky

    September 29, 2019 at 6:31 am

    I’m still trying to learn Asteroids, so most of this is meaningless to me. But I appreciate the humor of overlaying our Founding Fathers culture with the electronic entertainment matrix of 2019. My only caution, and I sound like an old-timer here, is don’t let these electronic distractions stymie or prevent the human relationships you have here on Earth. I have seen young people do that. Your time on this planet shouldn’t all be spent staring at a screen.

  13. 13.

    geg6

    September 29, 2019 at 6:32 am

    @emrys:

    Yes, it was pretty damn awesome, wasn’t it?

  14. 14.

    JGabriel

    September 29, 2019 at 6:50 am

    Starfish For National Security Advisor via Anne Laurie @ Top:

    Jefferson would be the insufferable indie gamer type, Adams would play Paradox games, Hamilton would be very bad at FPSs and nurse grudges against Mexican 12-year olds for teabagging him.

    Washington led raiding parties in World of Warcraft. Adams, who passed the Alien and Sedition Acts because he didn’t like the way the press talked about him, was a solitary gamer focusing on big name first/third person action/rpg series like Mass Effect, Bioshock, and the The Witcher.

    Franklin wrote Elder Scrolls mods requiring full nudity add-ons (when he wasn’t playing hentai games).

  15. 15.

    Frankensteinbeck

    September 29, 2019 at 6:56 am

    @Zinsky:
    So it has been unto the first generation of Man, with whatever entertainment is around. Ah, for the ‘Stop reading and go outside’ warnings of my youth.

  16. 16.

    different-church-lady

    September 29, 2019 at 7:02 am

    …AND WE WOULDN’T HAVE A FUCKIN’ COUNTRY BECAUSE THEY WERE WASTING ALL THEIR TIME.

  17. 17.

    JR

    September 29, 2019 at 7:06 am

    Well, I’m old.

  18. 18.

    Starfish

    September 29, 2019 at 7:19 am

    @Zinsky: In some cases, the games are a path to human relationships. Massive Multiplayer Online games have been a thing for a while now, and the relationships that people form in-game are real. That is why we have all the discussions that tell men to quit being crappy to women in online games. Even before the current generation of online gaming, we had Multi-User Dungeons and Dragons (MUDDs), and I took a trip to Canada with some people that I knew from an online game at least 15 years ago.

    @JR: You don’t have to be old to not be into gaming. One of the commenters here writes beautifully about gaming, and I hardly ever have any clue about the game that she is talking about. I read her writing because she writes beautifully. I think it is great when people are so infectiously enthusiastic about something, and I end up reading really broadly because of it.

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    Ken

    September 29, 2019 at 7:51 am

    @West of the Rockies:

    Wait… there are hentai games?

    To learn more about them, turn off your ad blocker.

  20. 20.

    Tim C.

    September 29, 2019 at 8:17 am

    God Damn it…. Adams is one of my favorite founding fathers and I like Paradox games…. someone called it.

  21. 21.

    artem1s

    September 29, 2019 at 8:37 am

    Jefferson would buy characters other people grinded.

    kind of a nice polite way of saying, “Jefferson would use characters his slaves grinded.” Spot on otherwise.

  22. 22.

    Just Chuck

    September 29, 2019 at 9:05 am

    Trump would be a griefer.

  23. 23.

    Another Scott

    September 29, 2019 at 9:39 am

    I’m watching BBC Click, slowly waking up. They just had a neat story about the SoundShirt. It’s lets deaf people feel music at more frequencies than just a pounding bass. It’s a great idea and should have been invented long ago. It was wonderful to see the wearer’s faces light up in a dance club. :-)

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  24. 24.

    Another Scott

    September 29, 2019 at 9:41 am

    @Frankensteinbeck: “Writing is the worst!!11” – Socrates

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  25. 25.

    Obvious Russian Troll

    September 29, 2019 at 9:44 am

    @Just Chuck: Trump would rage quit long before he had the skills necessary to be a griefer, and then buy blatantly obvious cheats from some sketchy web site. He’d spend all his time trying to convince people that even though he could survive a direct hit from the most bad-ass weapon in the game and move five times as fast as everyone else that he wasn’t cheating.

  26. 26.

    Miss Bianca

    September 29, 2019 at 9:52 am

    @JR: Yeah, me too.

  27. 27.

    Another Scott

    September 29, 2019 at 10:00 am

    @Obvious Russian Troll: Speaking of Rage Quit – Twitter:

    Joyce Alene Verified account @JoyceWhiteVance

    AG Barr was so outraged & angry when he learned Trump lumped him in with Rudy Giuliani on the Ukraine call that he turned around and booked a $30,000 party at Trump’s DC hotel. Timeline: Barr learns about the call mid-August, books the party late August.

    So, very angry, (huff-puff)…!! [/Marvin]

    They all lie about everything. Everything.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  28. 28.

    NobodySpecial

    September 29, 2019 at 10:29 am

    The question is not really “Would Adams play Paradox games?” The question really is “What civics would Adams pick in Stellaris?”

    And aside from being reasonably certain he’d be a Rogue Servitor, I haven’t a clue.

  29. 29.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    September 29, 2019 at 10:45 am

    @JGabriel:

    Franklin wrote Elder Scrolls mods requiring full nudity add-ons (when he wasn’t playing hentai games).

    Fraklin would be the founder and chief moder of Loverslab (an infamous site that does adult mods for the Elder Scrolls game and others, or so a friend told me)

  30. 30.

    sdhays

    September 29, 2019 at 10:58 am

    Which one of them would stand for ethics in gaming journalism?

  31. 31.

    Tim C.

    September 29, 2019 at 1:59 pm

    @NobodySpecial: Oh….. lovely to meet someone who shares my addictions…. Adams would go for an egalitarian oligarchy in my opinion. Probaly with Mechanistic and pacifist ethics too

  32. 32.

    Tim C.

    September 29, 2019 at 4:03 pm

    @sdhays: Burr

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