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Archives for September 2019

Whenever I think of the early 90’s your face comes up with a vengeance like it was yesterday

by DougJ|  September 25, 201910:00 pm| 10 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Political Fundraising

The most amazing and terrible part of the impeachment discussion is that Ken Starr and Jonathan Turley, who led and cheerled Clinton’s impeachment, respectively, are now Trump’s biggest defenders. There is no present or future, only the past, happening over and over again.

Democrats in tough districts are showing a lot of guts right now in backing an impeachment inquiry. Let’s help them out with a little campaign money — the fund below is split among the 17 most endangered Dem incumbents.

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Whenever I think of the early 90’s your face comes up with a vengeance like it was yesterdayPost + Comments (10)

Election 2020 Open Thread: Kamala Harris Must Be Feeling Pretty Good Right Now

by Anne Laurie|  September 25, 20199:21 pm| 48 Comments

This post is in: 2020 Elections, Impeachment Inquiry, Kamala Harris 2020, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat

When it becomes clear that Trump pressed William Barr to investigate Biden, this testimony will be proof Barr lied to Congress in furtherance of a criminal conspiracy.

pic.twitter.com/gdIZd41nBs

— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) September 25, 2019

And so she should!

Donald Trump is the least patriotic president we've ever had. pic.twitter.com/zdLpZvR9s7

— Kamala Harris (@KamalaHarris) September 25, 2019

“No baby, you’re not gonna die. We’re gonna have the courage to act.”?? pic.twitter.com/c7TMfOvV3p

— Kamala for California (@KamalaforCali) September 23, 2019

I believe this is what you call RECEIPTS https://t.co/KowNq2HIEc

— Meena Harris (@meenaharris) September 25, 2019

(Also, as an old married lady myself, I’m glad she picked a good husband!)

Reminder. ?? https://t.co/vzdWVjHQIS

— Douglas Emhoff (@douglasemhoff) September 25, 2019

Election 2020 Open Thread: Kamala Harris Must Be Feeling Pretty Good Right NowPost + Comments (48)

Whistleblower Report Open Thread: Do I Look Like A Man Who Would Go to Jail for This Putz?

by Anne Laurie|  September 25, 20195:57 pm| 301 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Open Threads, Republicans in Disarray!, The Whistleblower Saga, Trumpery, Decline and Fall, Let A Thousand Watergates Bloom

Lordy, the dominoes are falling fast pic.twitter.com/Tmr0lXLKEl

— Austin Carson (@carsonaust) September 25, 2019

Nancy Pelosi (yesterday): Failing to send the full whistleblower complaint to Congress by Thursday would violate the law.

Acting Director of National Intelligence (today): I’m not going to jail for these dumdums. How’s fax? Fax work for you?

— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) September 25, 2019

NEWS: @SenatorBurr says the whistleblower complaint has been delivered to the Senate Intel Cmte, which is reviewing it.

— Frank Thorp V (@frankthorp) September 25, 2019

JUST IN: Joseph Maguire, Acting Director of National Intelligence, will testify about the whistleblower complaint in an OPEN hearing at @HouseIntel committee, 9am.

— Kevin Baron (@DefenseBaron) September 25, 2019

Rep. Mike Quigley, member of House Intelligence, says on CNN that he just read the whistleblower complaint and can say only that it is "extraordinarily detailed" and "very well done." Still classified so he can't say more.

— Jennifer Bendery (@jbendery) September 25, 2019

I asked a knowledgeable source whether lawmakers are getting the *full* report. A: "Some version of it will be available to [Senate Intelligence Committee] members to view this afternoon. A redacted copy will be turned over to the Committee for keeps tomorrow."

— Olivier Knox (@OKnox) September 25, 2019

Whistleblower Report Open Thread: <em>Do I Look Like A Man Who Would Go to Jail for This Putz?</em>Post + Comments (301)

“Lost mustard! Naked Mopping! Subaru in a field!”

by Betty Cracker|  September 25, 20194:34 pm| 168 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics, Republican Stupidity, Assholes, General Stupidity

Trump abused presidential power on live TV today in a press conference with Ukrainian President Zelensky, reiterating demands for investigations of the Bidens on camera. But that’s not even the crazy part. He also said on live TV that he thinks Ukraine has the 33K emails deleted from Hillary Clinton’s server, that the DNC server is located in Ukraine and possibly Ukraine has the remains of Amelia Earhart.

Okay, I made the Amelia Earhart part up, but seriously, he just started blurting out wingnut conspiracy theories to an uncomprehending world. It would be as if you were on global TV, saw a green balloon and started ranting about lost mustard, naked mopping and stray Subarus marooned in fields. Everyone would look at you like you’d lost your mind. Like this:

OMG — get a load of the look on Zelensky's face as Trump tells him, "I really hope that you and President Putin can get together and solve your problem." pic.twitter.com/IIefxLdXvB

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 25, 2019

Now he’s holding a low-energy news conference, interspersing bouts of self-pity with self-praise. He might resign. He might start crying. He might start jerking off. He might announce that he’s nuking Iran. Truly, anything is possible, friends. This is so fucking exhausting.

“Lost mustard! Naked Mopping! Subaru in a field!”Post + Comments (168)

Respite Open Thread: Grizzly Tiff

by TaMara|  September 25, 20192:12 pm| 145 Comments

This post is in: Nature & Respite, Something Good Open Thread

So this pretty much encapsulates my mood today. A good day not to call/txt/email me. LOL Sympathies to anyone having a similar mood. LOL

Don’t miss the wolf in the background watching intently.

I have so many questions, but lucky woman to not only witnessed this but had the presence of mind to film it.

Respite open thread – a little break between the madness today.

Or if you still need to analyze what’s going on in the political world, that kind of open thread, too. :-)

Respite Open Thread: Grizzly TiffPost + Comments (145)

What a Bunch of Dumbshits

by $8 blue check mistermix|  September 25, 201912:39 pm| 215 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

WH accidentally emailed talking points to House Dems pic.twitter.com/M16m6TC2AJ

— Jim Acosta (@Acosta) September 25, 2019


It looks like we could use an open thread, so talk about anything below.

What a Bunch of DumbshitsPost + Comments (215)

Unleash the Lawyers

by David Anderson|  September 25, 201910:47 am| 128 Comments

This post is in: Impeachment, Impeachment Inquiry, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome

The Intelligence Community Inspector General in late August referred a criminal complaint to the Justice Department to investigate whether the president’s pushing for Ukraine to investigate Joe Biden, a potential 2020 rival, was a violation of campaign finance law.

— Shimon Prokupecz (@ShimonPro) September 25, 2019

Mueller was never sure he could prove that Donald Trump Jr. valued the Trump Tower Russian dangle at more than $25,000 which is the threshold for federal election finance felonies. That, combined with the lack of a mens rea (and potentially mens ) saved his ass. That won’t be a problem in this case.

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