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You are here: Home / Politics / Trumpery / Hail to the Hairpiece / Cold Grey Pre-Dawn Open Thread: Norman Desmond in the WH

Cold Grey Pre-Dawn Open Thread: Norman Desmond in the WH

by Anne Laurie|  October 17, 20193:45 am| 35 Comments

This post is in: Hail to the Hairpiece, Impeachment Inquiry, Open Threads, Republicans in Disarray!, Clap Louder!, Decline and Fall

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Oh hey! Rudy's Ukraine extortion coconspirators, DiGenova and Toensing, are back from meeting with oligarch client in Vienna (who seems to have funded the whole operation) to talk with Lou Dobbs about the missing DNC server, Crowdstrike and Hillary's emails! pic.twitter.com/xPQtgn8cKW

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) October 17, 2019

.@MerriamWebster can we do "decompensating"?

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) October 16, 2019

“I am big. It’s the pictures that got small.”

Trump watches Lou Dobbs in the same sad way Norma Desmond watched her movies every night.

— Schooley (@Rschooley) October 17, 2019

There are a lot of Sunset Boulevard gifs. pic.twitter.com/WwWQiI9BUr

— Schooley (@Rschooley) October 17, 2019

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  1. 1.

    eclare

    October 17, 2019 at 3:53 am

    Love the title!

  2. 2.

    Pablo

    October 17, 2019 at 4:09 am

    Through our Dementia hazed vision, DNC server, Crowdstrike and Hillary’s emails ring a bell in us oldster’s semi-consciousness, and we know Dobbs is looking out for us.

  3. 3.

    prostratedragon

    October 17, 2019 at 4:31 am

    Losing the pitch of that lonesome ambient foghorn.

  4. 4.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    October 17, 2019 at 4:37 am

    The house in Sunset Blvd is the Jenkins/Getty* house that was on Wilshire between Irving and Lorraine(yes it took up a whole block on Wilshire). It was torn down by ol’ J. Paul to build a large office building for his oil company(Tidewater) that still exists today and is called the Harbour Building. Crenshaw Blvd. ends at Wilshire in front of the Harbour Building.

    *It’s unclear if J. Paul ever lived in the house or if he just bought it for one of his ex-wives.

  5. 5.

    NotMax

    October 17, 2019 at 4:43 am

    “The whole place seemed to have been stricken with a kind of creeping paralysis — out of beat with the rest of the world, crumbling apart in slow motion.”
      – Joe Gillis, Sunset Boulevard

  6. 6.

    sm*t cl*de

    October 17, 2019 at 4:54 am

    @NotMax:
    Sundowning Boulevard.

  7. 7.

    M. Bouffant

    October 17, 2019 at 5:06 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: Did not know that. Worked a temp gig in J.P.’s bldg. once, & often pass it.

  8. 8.

    Mary G

    October 17, 2019 at 5:11 am

    CNN has a breaking news story that Elijah Cummings has died.

  9. 9.

    NotMax

    October 17, 2019 at 5:16 am

    Sidebar: The story behind Norma Desmond’s automobile. (Do also watch the first short video on the page for more info.)

  10. 10.

    NotMax

    October 17, 2019 at 5:18 am

    @Mary G

    Oh my. That is beyond sad to hear.

  11. 11.

    Mary G

    October 17, 2019 at 5:24 am

    @NotMax: He will miss all the fun of beating up on the president! He’s worked so hard trying to pry information out of the administration. RIP.

  12. 12.

    Bart

    October 17, 2019 at 5:24 am

    Rep. Elijah Cummings, House Oversight Committee Chair, is dead at 68

    abcnews.go.com/Politics/rep-elijah-cummings-house-oversight-committee-chair-dead/story?id=66338264

  13. 13.

    OzarkHillbilly

    October 17, 2019 at 5:25 am

    @Mary G: Shit.

    Elijah Cummings, esteemed longtime Baltimore congressman, has died at 68.

  14. 14.

    eclare

    October 17, 2019 at 5:35 am

    @Mary G: Shit.

  15. 15.

    hervevillechaizelounge

    October 17, 2019 at 5:38 am

    I’m late as fuck with this but yesterday someone was looking for 101 Dalmatians. Most classic Disney animation is in the public domain and thus available for free on Vimeo, no sign up necessary:

    Direct link to film: vimeo.com/46838098

    Archive.org has a ton of classic Disney as well but the Vimeo prints are better quality IMHO.

  16. 16.

    opiejeanne

    October 17, 2019 at 5:39 am

    Elijah Cummings has died. He was only 68.

    ETA: I see several of you already posted this.

  17. 17.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    October 17, 2019 at 5:43 am

    @opiejeanne: Awful news, I thought he was older.

  18. 18.

    eclare

    October 17, 2019 at 5:45 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: We’ve lost a true ally and fighter, who was finally going to enjoy his position.

  19. 19.

    TS (the original)

    October 17, 2019 at 5:54 am

    @Mary G: Oh no – and such a loss – he has fought so hard for all Americans. Best thoughts to his family & if there is any after – the best will welcome him.

  20. 20.

    geg6

    October 17, 2019 at 5:56 am

    Damn. RIP Elijah Cummings. Just…damn.

  21. 21.

    Mary G

    October 17, 2019 at 5:58 am

    Ertogan’s office told the BBC he read Trump’s letter, then threw it in the bin.

  22. 22.

    BlueDWarrior

    October 17, 2019 at 6:00 am

    I don’t have anything real erudite to say about the passing of Congressman Cummings, other than it really sucks, on multiple levels, and I hope that his family can process the grief with grace and serenity.

    Hopefully the next (wo)man up in the Oversight Cmtt. will handle proceedings with the same doggedness as the departed Elijah did.

  23. 23.

    RAVEN

    October 17, 2019 at 6:07 am

    @Mary G: Goddamit, what a great guy.

  24. 24.

    Billcoop4

    October 17, 2019 at 6:08 am

    Looks like Carolyn Maloney of NY is next in seniority, followed by Eleanor Holmes Norton.

    BC

  25. 25.

    Ladyraxterinok

    October 17, 2019 at 6:12 am

    @Mary G:
    On CBS, at USA

  26. 26.

    Uncle Cosmo

    October 17, 2019 at 6:12 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: My Congressman. RIP. Shit to the Nth.

    Wonder who becomes committee chair.

    Looks like the seat remains vacant until filled by election. We’ll see what Governor Hogan sets for a date. My uninformed guess is that he lets it ride to next year’s primary & general election – so MD-07 will be without congressional representation for the next 14.5 months…

    I’ve been out of touch with local politics for some years…but AFAICT there is no obvious successor for the seat. Cummings’ predecessor Kweisi Mfume turns 71 next week & last ran for office in the 2006 Democratic primary for U.S. Senate. Looks like it’ll be a rugby scrum. ETA: MD-07 is 60% African-American but without a clear front-runner who knows who will emerge from what might be a crowded field.

  27. 27.

    Billcoop4

    October 17, 2019 at 6:13 am

    Her district includes Trump Tower.

    BC

  28. 28.

    misterpuff

    October 17, 2019 at 6:20 am

    Rep Cummings was my congressman when I lived in Northern Baltimore County. Respect.

  29. 29.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 17, 2019 at 6:27 am

    @Mary G: RIP

  30. 30.

    Ladyraxterinok

    October 17, 2019 at 6:40 am

    @hervevillechaizelounge:
    101 Dalmatians book was written by Dodie Smith. She also wrote the great coming of age book I Capture the Castle, often on lists of great or important books of the 20th century.

    I’ve read it and found it fascinating.

  31. 31.

    debbie

    October 17, 2019 at 7:25 am

    @Mary G:

    I am surprised; I assumed it was just a show letter and hadn’t even been sent.

  32. 32.

    H.E.Wolf

    October 17, 2019 at 8:49 am

    @Mary G:

    Elijah Cummings has died.

    A sad loss for his family, friends, and colleagues; and for the country.

    May he rest in peace and power.

  33. 33.

    rikyrah

    October 17, 2019 at 10:03 am

    Trump watches Lou Dobbs in the same sad way Norma Desmond watched her movies every night.

    — Schooley (@Rschooley) October 17, 2019

    I just saw this.

    BWA HA HA HA HA HA AH AH AHA HA

  34. 34.

    TaMara (HFG)

    October 17, 2019 at 11:06 am

    Damn, I’m not one to be all judgie about appearances, but Dobbs really needs to lay off the hair dye.

  35. 35.

    Jay Noble

    October 17, 2019 at 5:02 pm

    @hervevillechaizelounge: Almost zero Disney works are in the public domain. Steamnoat Willy is one of the main reasons our copyright laws are so ridiculaus. Everytime Mickey came up to go public, ouila the copyight law was changed to add years to Disney’s ownership. If Vimeo has anything from Disney, they are paying for it.

    Disney has done something with their animated properties since Snow White. After the initial run, they would put it in the vault for @ 7 years the re-release it to a whole new bunch of kids. They continued the practice with physical media. If they said it was going into the vault you’d better grab it. I had a DVD of “The Little Mermaid” that was selling for $60-$80 while it was in the vault.

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