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You are here: Home / Foreign Affairs / Open Thread: Mike Pompeo, “Secretary of Swagger”

Open Thread: Mike Pompeo, “Secretary of Swagger”

by Anne Laurie|  October 21, 201912:32 am| 34 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Open Threads, Republican Venality, Republicans in Disarray!, Trumpery, #notintendedtobeafactualstatement, Assholes, Ever Get The Feeling You've Been Cheated?, Go Fuck Yourself

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POMPEO: I'm not going to get into hypotheticals about what someone else said.

STEPHANOPOULOS: Except it's not a hypothetical. The chief of staff confirmed aid was withheld for political investigations.

POMPEO: … ??? … pic.twitter.com/85MihdTa0g

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) October 20, 2019

You can almost hear the felonies in Pompeo’s pregnant pause here. https://t.co/KmVqTNte4t

— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) October 20, 2019

The hilarious thing is Pompeo thought a key position in the administration was a career booster for a senate run.

— Schooley (@Rschooley) October 20, 2019

For an administration that prides itself on its macho attitude, this is the biggest bunch of unmanly whiners and snowflakes I've ever seen. I've taught high-school kids who don't complain this much. https://t.co/qbmT08Ly9J

— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) October 19, 2019

Secretary of State Mike Pompeo has become increasingly frustrated in recent weeks by the departure of top State Department officials and claims that he failed to defend the former US Ambassador to Ukraine, Marie Yovanovitch, from a smear campaign against her, according to three sources familiar with the situation.

As part of the ongoing impeachment inquiry into President Donald Trump, Yovanovitch testified to Congress this week that she was unfairly removed based on false claims pushed by Trump’s personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani.

One of the sources tell CNN that Pompeo was alerted to internal and external concerns about Giuliani’s effort to push out Yovanovitch, but Pompeo failed to act — he was wary of getting too deeply involved over fears of derailing US-Ukraine policy and potentially sharing the fate of his former colleague John Bolton, Trump’s national security adviser who was fired for not being aligned with the President…

Pompeo’s apparent choice not to put guardrails between State officials and Giuliani has come under scrutiny by House Democrats who are bent on learning as much as they can about what exactly Pompeo knew of Giuliani’s dealings. In recent interviews, Pompeo has declined to answer questions about Giuliani’s entanglement in the administration’s Ukraine policy.

He was however aware of it. In March, Pompeo received a packet from Giuliani containing unfounded claims about Yovanovitch, as well as former Vice President Joe Biden and his son Hunter regarding their dealings in Ukraine…

As the State Department has stopped working with Congress due to orders from the White House, Pompeo himself continues to defend Trump. He has called the Ukraine impeachment inquiry a conspiracy theory to take down the President.

But there will be new questions about conversations regarding quid pro quo in the coming days given the pronouncement by acting White House Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney in a news conference Thursday that the US withheld military aid from Ukraine in hopes of securing a promise that the foreign government would look into the possible presence of the physical Democratic National Committee server hacked by the Russians in 2016.

Pompeo, whose department oversees a hefty amount of that assistance to Ukraine, was also asked last month if it would be a problem if there were a quid pro quo arrangement. Pompeo said it is his job to be sure that foreign assistance is “completely appropriate” and that “American taxpayer dollars are used appropriately.”

2032:

Interviewer: You have a gap here on your resume. Where were you working from 2017 through 2019?

Former Trump Official: Meth binge. Just one, big, long meth binge.

Interviewer: . . . .

FTO: [brightly] All better now!

— GetOverHat (@Popehat) October 17, 2019

IMO, “All better now!” should *definitely* be added to the rotating tags list.

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34Comments

  1. 1.

    Comrade Colette Collaboratrice

    October 21, 2019 at 12:40 am

    Don’t bother us, AL, we all have the covers pulled up over our heads.

  2. 2.

    Sebastian

    October 21, 2019 at 12:49 am

    This drives me mad. There is no server! It’s Trump’s deranged theory why the Russians totally didn’t hack his glorious victory.

    withheld military aid from Ukraine in hopes of securing a promise that the foreign government would look into the possible presence of the physical Democratic National Committee server hacked by the Russians in 2016.

  3. 3.

    Wag

    October 21, 2019 at 12:53 am

    IMO, “All better now!” should *definitely be added to the rotating tags list.

    “I got better!”

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xzYO0joolR0

  4. 4.

    Anne Laurie

    October 21, 2019 at 12:58 am

    @Comrade Colette Collaboratrice: I thought about going with a post full of Doral-mockery instead, but there’s just So.Much.News that it’s hard to cover, especially since my schedule and peak BJ readership don’t overlap much…

  5. 5.

    Mary G

    October 21, 2019 at 1:00 am

    Wasn’t Pompeo one of the “Freedom” Caucus guys with Mark Meadows? Full of every conspiracy theory? When he got CIA I thought he might be smarter than the average bear. I was wrong. He’s way in over his head. He’s the Gym Jordan of the State Department.

  6. 6.

    scott alloway

    October 21, 2019 at 1:03 am

    The Sultan of Swagger.

  7. 7.

    Cacti

    October 21, 2019 at 1:10 am

    Joint impeachment: Trump, Pence, Barr, and Pompeo.

    All guilty as hell.

  8. 8.

    prostratedragon

    October 21, 2019 at 1:23 am

    Definitely where I started out:

    Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem.
    For instance, he has no class, no charm, no coolness, no credibility, no compassion, no wit, no warmth, no wisdom, no subtlety, no sensitivity, no self-awareness, no humility, no honour and no grace – all qualities, funnily enough, with which his predecessor Mr. Obama was generously blessed.
    So for us, the stark contrast does rather throw Trump’s limitations into embarrassingly sharp relief.

    And that’s not all. “He is the Jabba the Hutt of privilege.” He punches down and below the belt and while his victims are down. And there’s more. The last sentence is wonderful.

    Why “some British people” do not like Donald Trump.

  9. 9.

    Gary K

    October 21, 2019 at 1:34 am

    I hope we’re witnessing the Last Days of Pompeo.

  10. 10.

    Sister Golden Bear

    October 21, 2019 at 1:39 am

    As far as Pompeo, obligatory: The truth is, these aren’t very bright guys, and things got out of hand.

  11. 11.

    Mike in NC

    October 21, 2019 at 1:50 am

    Funny how white evangelicals dumb (Pompeo) and dumber (Pence) get sent at taxpayer expense to Turkey and come up empty-handed.

  12. 12.

    hells littlest angel

    October 21, 2019 at 1:58 am

    @prostratedragon: Wow. That’s the best analysis of him I’ve ever seen,

  13. 13.

    Ruckus

    October 21, 2019 at 2:06 am

    @Sister Golden Bear:
    I’d more say that things were out of hand before pompous and mulvaney got sucked into the vacuum that is trumps brain and signed on for the lousing. All they’ve done is stirred the shit, gotten it all over themselves and made everything worse. We don’t deserve them but they deserve each other.

  14. 14.

    sigaba

    October 21, 2019 at 2:06 am

    John Astin on Night Court: “…but I’m feeling much better now!”

  15. 15.

    lgerard

    October 21, 2019 at 2:12 am

    @Sebastian:

    This drives me mad. There is no server

    Actually, the mess boys ate the server

  16. 16.

    Millard Filmore

    October 21, 2019 at 2:29 am

    @lgerard:

    Actually, the mess boys ate the server

    “Timothy! Timothy! Where on earth did you go?”

  17. 17.

    burnspbesq

    October 21, 2019 at 2:40 am

    @Wag:

    You’re not fooling anyone.

  18. 18.

    pat

    October 21, 2019 at 3:36 am

    I have an alternate nightmare.
    Republicans turn on trump, he is impeached, pence becomes president and is elected in 2020.

    Nah, too far-fetched…. right..???

  19. 19.

    Bruce K

    October 21, 2019 at 4:16 am

    @pat: The odds of that aren’t great, but they’re enough higher than zero to have me worried. Still, Trump strikes me as a scorched-earth burn-it-all-down-on-the-way-out type, and if the GOP turns on him, they’ve got to peel away not just the evangelicals, but the Southern Strategy bigots that Trump captured on his way to the White House. Plus, there’s a very good chance Pence gets smeared by the Trump ur-scandal, weakening him further.

    I’m starting to get a whiff of desperation out of the whole gang. Reminiscent of Berlin, spring 1945. Dangerous vintage, even more so because Trump has the nuclear weapons his predecessor didn’t.

  20. 20.

    WereBear

    October 21, 2019 at 4:20 am

    @pat: Pence is in the whole thing, too. What, he’s some naive innocent here?

    This crowd is the usual suspects.

  21. 21.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    October 21, 2019 at 4:29 am

    @WereBear: Also, Pence has none of the the “qualities” that attracted voters to Trump, Trump ran as an outsider, a successful businessman, and a reputation for quickly dealing with problems(“your fired”). In reality it was all an act, but voters bought into and he was also able to drive turnout among, to put it bluntly, racists by saying the quiet parts out loud and proud. Pence can do none of that, he’ll motivate the fundies but almost no one else.

  22. 22.

    opiejeanne

    October 21, 2019 at 4:43 am

    @Gary K: I see what you did there.

  23. 23.

    Ladyraxterinok

    October 21, 2019 at 5:16 am

    @prostratedragon:
    WOW!
    ‘The Picasso of petty. The Shakespeare of shit.’!!!!

  24. 24.

    oatler.

    October 21, 2019 at 6:54 am

    @lgerard: A lot of us men were looking forward to those frozen servers.

  25. 25.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    October 21, 2019 at 7:19 am

    @prostratedragon: Too bad he doesn’t read or someone could pass him that article. The comparison to Obama alone would be enough to send him over the edge permanently. Maybe an interviewer could read him that sentence and politely ask him to respond?

  26. 26.

    Sphouch

    October 21, 2019 at 8:01 am

    @Millard Filmore: I can honestly say that I never expected to see a Buoys reference, but if it were to happen, of course it would be on here. Nice call.

  27. 27.

    schrodingers_cat

    October 21, 2019 at 8:04 am

    Isn’t Pompeo too fat to swagger? There seems to be a competition on between Barr and Pompeo for the heaviest courtier.

  28. 28.

    Barry

    October 21, 2019 at 8:05 am

    @pat: “Republicans turn on trump, he is impeached, pence becomes president and is elected in 2020.”

    By the time that that happens (20-odd GOP Senators out of 53 defecting on an extremely public vote), the GOP would be toast in 2020. The only question would be how huge of a landslide defeat that it would be for them.

  29. 29.

    Anya

    October 21, 2019 at 8:18 am

    Pompeo always looks like he’s seething with anger. He can’t take criticism or disagreement. I feel for his wife, his children and his underlings. He seems like someone who always wants to be in control and will never accept anything less than complete obedience and deference.

  30. 30.

    Uncle Cosmo

    October 21, 2019 at 9:28 am

    @Millard Filmore: Winner, winner, longpork dinner! :^D

    (I thought I was the last person left alive-&-coherent who remembered that song…)

  31. 31.

    low-tech cyclist

    October 21, 2019 at 9:42 am

    When I see pics of Pompeo, the words “the man you are about to see has no fucking neck” emerge from a distant place in my past.

  32. 32.

    Uncle Cosmo

    October 21, 2019 at 9:46 am

    @Bruce K: Maybe we should start calling the crowd around Hair Furor the Unter Gang. Zum Beispiel:

    “Das war ein Befehl, ich meinte, ein Befehler, ich meinte, ein Befeelher! Greift ihnen durch Fotzen!“

  33. 33.

    Booger

    October 21, 2019 at 3:46 pm

    @Sphouch: Rupert Holmes’ first one-hit wonder. You can hear the similarities between “Timothy” and “The Pina Colada Song.” It’s practically a remake!

  34. 34.

    Boris, Rasputin's Evil Twin

    October 21, 2019 at 7:31 pm

    @Uncle Cosmo: Google translation is giving me a very, very odd look now.

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