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Cooking With Kamala

by TaMara|  October 22, 20198:55 pm| 55 Comments

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Thank you lamh36 for sending this my way.

I, of course, am terribly excited about this video. Come for the cooking lesson, but stay for the poignant story of caucusing for Obama in 2007.

https://twitter.com/KamalaHarris/status/1186794865931247616?s=20

I was a bit teary at the end.

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  1. 1.

    Leto

    October 22, 2019 at 9:02 pm

    “Bacon is a spice”

    THE SPICE MUST FLOW!

  2. 2.

    lamh36

    October 22, 2019 at 9:08 pm

    Hell yeah Bacon is a spice!

  3. 3.

    Mary G

    October 22, 2019 at 9:09 pm

    Now that’s a winning campaign slogan!

  4. 4.

    Patricia Kayden

    October 22, 2019 at 9:10 pm

    Telling and rather sad that Trumps final line of defense is made up of probably the 22 dumbest dudes in the House t.co/ocLKvEzjjN— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) October 23, 2019

  5. 5.

    Mike J

    October 22, 2019 at 9:14 pm

    I want a “Bacon is a spice” bumper sticker.

  6. 6.

    gene108

    October 22, 2019 at 9:14 pm

    I was hoping for some Indian food

  7. 7.

    Mike J

    October 22, 2019 at 9:19 pm

    @gene108: 104 days to Iowa. Get some commit to caucus cards and it could happen.

  8. 8.

    Dan B

    October 22, 2019 at 9:23 pm

    She just blows me into happy land everytime. Liz is doing great stuff but Kamala is so radiant!

  9. 9.

    Mnemosyne

    October 22, 2019 at 9:24 pm

    @gene108:

    Maybe that’s next. Though it’s pretty common for wives of that era to cook what their husbands preferred. That’s why my German-Irish grandmother had to learn to cook Italian food.

  10. 10.

    NotMax

    October 22, 2019 at 9:25 pm

    Bacon – yuck-o. Bacon grease – now that’s a horse of a different color.

    /another voice from the peanut gallery

  11. 11.

    oatler.

    October 22, 2019 at 9:25 pm

    “Things are gettin’ too spicy for the pepper!”

  12. 12.

    Tata

    October 22, 2019 at 9:28 pm

    That video’s flaming awesome.

  13. 13.

    chris

    October 22, 2019 at 9:33 pm

    Oh.

    I have no idea why the White House photoshopped Bolton out of this May 2018 photo and replaced him with AG Barr. But they sure did.The original photo is from May 2018, and credited to the DoD. pic.twitter.com/uRzqREfKpx— Strictly ? ? (@christoq) 22 October 2019

  14. 14.

    schrodingers_cat

    October 22, 2019 at 9:34 pm

    When bhakt brigade on social media finds this they will be upset.

  15. 15.

    NotMax

    October 22, 2019 at 9:40 pm

    @schrodingers_cat

    Not fans of bhakt to the future, huh?

    :)

  16. 16.

    SiubhanDuinne

    October 22, 2019 at 9:41 pm

    If they made an attractive tee-shirt with

    BACON IS A SPICE!

    emblazoned across the front, I’d buy it and wear it with pride.

  17. 17.

    BlueDWarrior

    October 22, 2019 at 9:42 pm

    So apparently the dudes that were roaming around with Giuliani that got indicted were tied to Firtash (the Ukraining oil/gas guy that was linked to Putin’s inner circle).

    The flames just keep growing higher, I think we can legitimately call this an inferno now.

  18. 18.

    BlueDWarrior

    October 22, 2019 at 9:43 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: Bacon isn’t a spice until you can grind it into a powder and not have it lose its taste.

    So Bacon Bits get you halfway there…

  19. 19.

    opiejeanne

    October 22, 2019 at 9:43 pm

    @Leto: Yeah, I’m gonna start calling you Duke.

  20. 20.

    trollhattan

    October 22, 2019 at 9:45 pm

    Err mah gurrd, the kid was just asked to volunteer at a CA Dem fundraiser next month and meet The Queen–Nancy SMASH!

    She’s chuffed, also the gov should be there and that’s nice.

  21. 21.

    opiejeanne

    October 22, 2019 at 9:49 pm

    @trollhattan: Congrats! Sounds like fun.

  22. 22.

    trollhattan

    October 22, 2019 at 9:51 pm

    @opiejeanne:
    Dad’s gotta figure out how to sneak in and serve canapes or something. Think Worst Caper Movie evah.

  23. 23.

    lgerard

    October 22, 2019 at 9:56 pm

    Maybe trump is getting the hang of this emoluments thing

    A Christian aid group that planned a gathering to honor and pray for the Kurdish people at President Trump’s hotel in Washington were told by hotel staff this week that the event was canceled, according to two members of the aid group.

  24. 24.

    Mary G

    October 22, 2019 at 9:57 pm

    @trollhattan: Getting them young ❤??

    @chris: Sorry, that was actually fake news:

    I suck at Twitter and Jim Swift @JimSwiftDC made this photoshop as a joke, NOT the White House.I will go hang my head in shame in the corner for posting fake news.t.co/dx4U5BcWrl— Strictly ? ? (@christoq) October 23, 2019

    We should have known that nobody in the WH is literate in Photoshop, and if Putin had done it, it wouldn’t be so crappy.

  25. 25.

    Mary G

    October 22, 2019 at 9:58 pm

    @chris: Turns out to be actual fake news.

    I suck at Twitter and Jim Swift @JimSwiftDC made this photoshop as a joke, NOT the White House.I will go hang my head in shame in the corner for posting fake news.t.co/dx4U5BcWrl— Strictly ? ? (@christoq) October 23, 2019

  26. 26.

    HumboldtBlue

    October 22, 2019 at 10:04 pm

    @BlueDWarrior:

    And it appears they were social media mavens as well.

  27. 27.

    different-church-lady

    October 22, 2019 at 10:05 pm

    So is Fox superimposing fake ads over every single inch of the field again this year?

  28. 28.

    different-church-lady

    October 22, 2019 at 10:08 pm

    Is Bacon Spice the one in the track suit?

  29. 29.

    opiejeanne

    October 22, 2019 at 10:08 pm

    @trollhattan: Haha! She will have some great memories of this event, and possibly more in the future.

    My youngest was in HS and was one of the featured performers at the Dec 2000 New Year’s Eve party on the Hornet. The band was Les Brown, she performed in a group of swing dancers, all teens, and as a solo tap dancer. During the rehearsal Les Brown was there to watch, and his son led the band.
    We came in a little early, ok a lot early, to pick her up at the end and got to see a lot of the dance party. She has some really super memories of performing with various Big Bands, or their remnants. There was a 40s style party every quarter on the Hornet and everyone came in period clothing or their uniforms. The guy at the door was a marine with one eye, a cane, and more fruit salad on his chest than I’ve seen on anyone other than Idi Amin. I seem to remember the Glenn Miller Band playing at one of the parties.

    This is a photo that ran in the SF Chronicle in 2000. She was 17:

    Katie on the Hornet

  30. 30.

    opiejeanne

    October 22, 2019 at 10:09 pm

    @lgerard: Weren’t they charging for people to attend?

  31. 31.

    SiubhanDuinne

    October 22, 2019 at 10:09 pm

    @BlueDWarrior:

    You know how to keep a slice of Canadian bacon from curling?

    .

    .

    .

    Take away its tiny broom.

  32. 32.

    Mary G

    October 22, 2019 at 10:10 pm

    @chris: I tried to respond and was put in moderation twice, so I won’t try to embed it, but this is rea actual fake news:

    I suck at Twitter and Jim Swift @JimSwiftDC made this photoshop as a joke, NOT the White House.I will go hang my head in shame in the corner for posting fake news.t.co/dx4U5BcWrl— Strictly ? ? (@christoq) October 23, 2019

    She or he seems to have deleted both tweets now.

  33. 33.

    opiejeanne

    October 22, 2019 at 10:11 pm

    @different-church-lady: Which field?

  34. 34.

    opiejeanne

    October 22, 2019 at 10:11 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: Hoho.

  35. 35.

    Mary G

    October 22, 2019 at 10:12 pm

    Can somebody get my one of my comments replying to @chris: out of moderation. The picture where Bolton was photoshopped out and Barr photoshopped in is fake news, done as a joke.

  36. 36.

    FlyingToaster

    October 22, 2019 at 10:13 pm

    My daughter wears a T-Shirt (courtesy of HerrDoktor) that reads “Data is the new Bacon”.

  37. 37.

    Ruckus

    October 22, 2019 at 10:19 pm

    I just got an email from Tom Perez under the DNC auspices asking for money for Bernie Sanders. The old fart is unable to ask for money? Yeah I don’t believe that.

  38. 38.

    chris

    October 22, 2019 at 10:20 pm

    @Mary G: @Mary G: Ah, thanks. I did wonder but with this lot…

  39. 39.

    dmsilev

    October 22, 2019 at 10:24 pm

    It’s been a heck of a week, and it’s only Tuesday. Sunday, the elevator in my building goes out. “Hey dmsilev, you speak fluent Electrician, can you deal with this?”. Sigh. Call elevator company, talk with tech. He thinks it’s the motor. Monday, two elevator techs arrive w/ replacement motor. Additional tests are made; motor is fine. It’s the power coming in, and that’s the city’s problem (municipal power). Call city, explain to operator that while the single-phase transformer providing power for most of the building is fine, the three-phase running the elevator has one bad phase. Power tech comes out. Verifies that yes, one leg drops way down in voltage as soon as any load is put on it. Calls for “underground” crew to look at transformer. Two more trucks arrive, manhole is opened. “We’ll have to pump out that standing water, and do it now before the transformer explodes”. One more truck, with pump, shows up. It is now Monday evening. “We’ve gotten the water out; looks like there’s corrosion and we need to replace the transformer. That means cutting off power to the whole block, including the traffic light, so we’ll wait until tomorrow.”

    Today: Transformer swapped. No explosions rocked the neighborhood. Tomorrow, elevator guys come back out to check that the stupid thing still works, and then, finally, my neighbors with the limited mobility can, you know, actually get out and about.

    Is it Friday yet? Can I just jump straight to Friday?

  40. 40.

    Uncle Cosmo

    October 22, 2019 at 10:28 pm

    @opiejeanne: Maybe we should start calling the Trump family House Atrocities.

  41. 41.

    trollhattan

    October 22, 2019 at 10:31 pm

    @opiejeanne:
    Aww, just look at her! What great memories. Mine will be 18 in Dec. and ready to cast her first ballot in March. Nothing like being on history’s front lines to grab your attention. (I was among the first group of 18YO voters, more than happy to say “nein!” to Nixon.)

  42. 42.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    October 22, 2019 at 10:33 pm

    @dmsilev: No, it can’t be Friday yet, I still have more testing to do on the iPolar before I drive up to Red Rock.

  43. 43.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    October 22, 2019 at 10:35 pm

    @trollhattan: My first vote was against Prop. 13.

  44. 44.

    trollhattan

    October 22, 2019 at 10:37 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA:
    The gift that keeps on giving (headaches). Third rail schmird rail, Prop 13 still need to be overhauled or eliminated. I’m good with either.

  45. 45.

    lgerard

    October 22, 2019 at 10:42 pm

    @opiejeanne:

    Everybody pays

    I’m assuming that they realized the impropriety of a president profiting from his business while in office and they were completely oblivious to the irony of profiting from a tragedy that trump foolishly caused,

    But then, I’m gullible

    Also, the protests out front

  46. 46.

    TS (the original)

    October 22, 2019 at 10:44 pm

    @dmsilev: You do speak electrician & also city speak. That sure sounds like an amazingly short time to get it all sorted. You’ve earned the rest of the week off.

  47. 47.

    dmsilev

    October 22, 2019 at 11:00 pm

    @TS (the original): Unfortunately I have real work to do. I basically finished what needs doing today, but there’s a big list of stuff that just keeps stacking up. One set of deadlines on Friday, another one in a couple of weeks, etc..

    At least the local market had ice cream on sale this week so I have a plentiful supply of junk food on hand.

  48. 48.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 22, 2019 at 11:30 pm

    @Ruckus: Did you respond, “No. Bernie’s not a Democrat.”?

  49. 49.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    October 23, 2019 at 12:05 am

    And yes—bacon is a spice.

    For the first time, I feel moved to donate to a primary candidate…

  50. 50.

    Ken

    October 23, 2019 at 12:06 am

    @dmsilev:

    “We’ll have to pump out that standing water, and do it now before the transformer explodes”.

    Possibly an urban legend, but a NYC crew was once called out for a transformer fault, to find that a restaurant had been emptying its used grease and oil into what looked like a sewer drain. The transformer was nearly submerged in rancid fat.

  51. 51.

    Ruckus

    October 23, 2019 at 12:42 am

    @mrmoshpotato:
    Among other things.
    I wasn’t nice.
    I wasn’t pleasant.
    I used some language that some, mostly older generation, would find not fit for high tea. Whatever the fuck that is.
    I’m actually pissed off that we are months away from the primaries and Tom Fucking Perez is picking and backing a candidate in the name of the DNC.
    Fucking wanker.

  52. 52.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 23, 2019 at 12:56 am

    @Ruckus: Agreed. Especially someone who’s not a Democrat by his own admission.

  53. 53.

    Aleta

    October 23, 2019 at 1:41 am

    @Ruckus: Momentarily shocked to hear that. Wasn’t Sanders criticizing him heavily a year or so ago? Then they had some bonding event? But he’s not working for Sanders, he’s still DNC chair right? But Sanders … is not really actually … committed to the Party. Only to his supporters.

  54. 54.

    schrodingers_cat

    October 23, 2019 at 8:54 am

    @NotMax: Bhakts=devotees of PM Modi. Indian version of MAGA hat wearers. In addition to the PM they promote his saffron RW agenda, which includes militant vegetarianism, Sanskritization and is misogynist and anti-Muslim and anti-Christian.

  55. 55.

    Aleta

    October 23, 2019 at 11:45 am

    @schrodingers_cat: Thanks for that word. When I looked it up, the description sure does seem familiar wrt T supporters. As you’ve said many times.

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