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Brooks Brothers Riot, Redux

by John Cole|  October 23, 20193:32 pm| 196 Comments

This post is in: "Lock Her Up!!", The Republican Crime Syndicate

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Just fucking arrest them:

The planned impeachment testimony from a Pentagon official responsible for Ukraine policy was delayed for several hours Wednesday after several of President Trump’s congressional allies staged a demonstration against the probe and barged into a secure facility on Capitol Hill.

Deputy Assistant Secretary of Defense Laura Cooper was due to speak at 10 a.m. in closed testimony focused on the mechanics of U.S. security assistance for Ukraine and fallout from the White House’s decision to withhold it for several months. But conservative lawmakers disrupted her session as it was about to begin, refusing to leave the secure room where impeachment witnesses have met with lawmakers.

The demonstration marked the latest attempt by Republicans to discredit the probe into whether Trump ordered the hold on military aid to pressure Ukraine’s new president, Volodymyr Zelensky, into launching investigations that would benefit Trump politically. It follows explosive testimony Tuesday from a key U.S. diplomat, who detailed for impeachment investigators how he was told that Trump had made release of the aid package contingent on a public pledge by Zelensky to investigate the Biden family and the 2016 U.S. election, undercutting Trump’s repeated denials of a quid pro quo.

Seriously. Just have Capitol Police arrest them. Then continue the hearings with armed guards, and censure every fucking one of them. The end. The time for playing nice is over with these pigfuckers.

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  1. 1.

    West of the Rockies

    October 23, 2019 at 3:36 pm

    A parade of pudgy, aging white men, all indignant about how unfair everyone is being to them and their porcine leader.

    “This is so UNFAIR!”

  2. 2.

    guachi

    October 23, 2019 at 3:36 pm

    If I intentionally brought a cell phone into a SCIF I’d have my access and clearance suspended (I have TS/SCI) and it would probably be completely stopped from me after an investigation.

    I don’t know, specifically, as I’ve never seen anyone stupidv enough to do this.

    Accidentally? Yes.

    Intentionally? Never.

  3. 3.

    PaulWartenberg

    October 23, 2019 at 3:37 pm

    I agree.

    code.dccouncil.us/dc/council/code/sections/22-1322.html

    Have the city arrest them. Put them in city jail cells for the night, see how they like it. :)

  4. 4.

    ruemara

    October 23, 2019 at 3:38 pm

    That would be great. Except if I recall correctly, it requires the DOJ to hold them. Happy to be wrong, though. Anyone know? Also text ResistBot and follow the prompts to demand censure & consequences for this action.

  5. 5.

    Betty Cracker

    October 23, 2019 at 3:42 pm

    Shouting nonsense and milling around eating pizza is easier than answering reporter questions about this:

    AP sources: More than two months before the phone call that launched the impeachment inquiry into President Trump, Ukraine's newly elected leader told advisers he was worried about pressure from the U.S. president to investigate Democrat Joe Biden. t.co/AGuKuMqpnd

    — AP Politics (@AP_Politics) October 23, 2019

    From clips I’ve seen online, reporters are hounding them about Trump’s shakedown anyway, which is somewhat heartening?

  6. 6.

    Ladyraxterinok

    October 23, 2019 at 3:43 pm

    Remember Cheney holding secret meetings with oil people? We never learned what was discussed.

    And there was a black Representative ranking minority party member of a committee who needed to hold some hearings,

    He was shunted off to some cramped dusty room. And then GOP turned off lights and AC/heating to close down the hearing.

  7. 7.

    The Moar You Know

    October 23, 2019 at 3:45 pm

    If I intentionally brought a cell phone into a SCIF I’d have my access and clearance suspended (I have TS/SCI) and it would probably be completely stopped from me after an investigation.

    @guachi: I heard of someone recently who got access revoked and fired for bringing their cellphone into a SCIF in order to PLUG IT INTO A COMPUTER TO RECHARGE IT. Cellphone got taken and burned, and they had to sanitize the entire system. Even quite a few of the people who know the rules are fucking morons.

    I wish I was making this up.

    But yeah, you can’t take a phone into a SCIF. Most have sniffers to deter you from even getting near the entrance with one. A bit mystified why this one did not.

  8. 8.

    JamesKPolkEsq

    October 23, 2019 at 3:46 pm

    Confiscate their electronic devices. All of them, for national security purposes.

    Three weeks from now, when the wingnut outrage de jour has moved on 18 times, they all need to be charged with “Mishandling Classified Information”.

    No free passes anymore.

  9. 9.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 23, 2019 at 3:47 pm

    Van Jones tonight (probably not): Today was the day the entire GOP became Russthuglican Traitorous Trump Trash.

  10. 10.

    Mandalay

    October 23, 2019 at 3:47 pm

    Seriously. Just have Capitol Police arrest them.

    Well that sounds all fine and dandy on the internet, but how would it actually happen in real life?

    Who picks up the phone and makes the call, and who answers that call, to result in Gaetz getting arrested?

    IANAL but I’m sure the Republicans had evaluated the risk of being arrested before getting up to their shenanigans, and correctly decided it was zero.

  11. 11.

    ruemara

    October 23, 2019 at 3:49 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: Him? He’s full on a disinfo agent. Fuck Van Jones.

  12. 12.

    MattF

    October 23, 2019 at 3:49 pm

    Their audience is Trump + Fox News. They’d love to go to jail, IMO— unless the caption reads ‘the Fascist perp walk.’ I think a threat of disbarment and (maybe) censure could be effective.

  13. 13.

    rikyrah

    October 23, 2019 at 3:49 pm

    Perp walk all these muthaphuckas.

  14. 14.

    Chyron HR

    October 23, 2019 at 3:49 pm

    Has anyone tried explaining to them that they only stole Florida because Jeb! was running the state back in 2000?

  15. 15.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 23, 2019 at 3:51 pm

    @guachi: Oops! Accidentally brought my cell phone into a SCIF! Gotta tweet this out to the world!

  16. 16.

    hueyplong

    October 23, 2019 at 3:53 pm

    @MattF: “They’d love to go to jail” is one theory. Another is that they are testing how far they can go down the brownshirt road without consequence.

    Confiscate their phones and review them.

  17. 17.

    Mnemosyne

    October 23, 2019 at 3:53 pm

    @The Moar You Know:

    Most have sniffers to deter you from even getting near the entrance with one. A bit mystified why this one did not.

    A group of about 30 of these assholes rushed the door, so a sniffer was kind of moot at that point. It does make me nervous about security inside the House, though.

  18. 18.

    Immanentize

    October 23, 2019 at 3:54 pm

    C’mon lock ’em up folks. Article I Speech and Debate clause prevents that arresting behaviour.

  19. 19.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 23, 2019 at 3:55 pm

    @ruemara: Hence my “probably not.” :)

    But today would be a great day to declare Dump became President! /S!

  20. 20.

    Mnemosyne

    October 23, 2019 at 3:55 pm

    @Immanentize:

    Article 1 says that you can storm into a secured area with contraband goods (their cell phones) and occupy it?

  21. 21.

    rikyrah

    October 23, 2019 at 3:55 pm

    Seriously. Just have Capitol Police arrest them. Then continue the hearings with armed guards, and censure every fucking one of them. The end. The time for playing nice is over with these pigfuckers.

    Clap clap clap clap clap

  22. 22.

    germy

    October 23, 2019 at 3:57 pm

    They’re gone, and testimony begins.

    Laura Cooper’s deposition is underway, five hours after it was scheduled to start. A lawmaker says she didn’t have an opening statement and began answering questions right away.— Andrew Desiderio (@AndrewDesiderio) October 23, 2019

    A victory for the process and probably a huge toll on #LauraCooper who has had to swim against the currents of obstructionist State Dept leadership & intimidating lawmakers bent on blocking her testimony. t.co/nhR5DxLSbe— Maya Wiley (@mayawiley) October 23, 2019

  23. 23.

    David Hunt

    October 23, 2019 at 3:57 pm

    I’d like to add an addendum to the “Just arrest them” suggestion. That being: as they’re being released from jail, remind each of the idiots that use of deadly force is authorized to protect the SCIF and you’re going to have a talk with the marines(?) who guard the entrance about how upset you are about national security being compromised by the allowed breach of the SCIF.

  24. 24.

    clay

    October 23, 2019 at 3:59 pm

    @hueyplong:

    “They’d love to go to jail” is one theory. Another is that they are testing how far they can go down the brownshirt road without consequence.

    A third theory is that they are too dumb and privileged to realize that something they do could possibly be wrong.

  25. 25.

    Mnemosyne

    October 23, 2019 at 3:59 pm

    @David Hunt:

    Apparently one of the penalties for bringing your cell phone into a SCIF area is having it confiscated and destroyed. I’d be cool with that.

  26. 26.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 23, 2019 at 4:00 pm

    @Immanentize: That, and Congress isn’t covered by the same rules that govern military behavior.

  27. 27.

    germy

    October 23, 2019 at 4:00 pm

    This today was mainly antics. But a taste of what Trump has in store as he swirls the bowl.— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) October 23, 2019

  28. 28.

    rikyrah

    October 23, 2019 at 4:00 pm

    Trump increasingly exposed as walls close in on Ukraine scheme

    Rachel Maddow looks at the accumulation of damning testimony in the Trump impeachment inquiry, and the criminal legal woes of everyone involved in Rudy Giuliani’s “outside channel” on Donald Trump’s Ukraine scheme.

  29. 29.

    Fair Economist

    October 23, 2019 at 4:02 pm

    #LockThemUp

  30. 30.

    Llelldorin

    October 23, 2019 at 4:02 pm

    At the very least, these idiots should be censured.

  31. 31.

    Fair Economist

    October 23, 2019 at 4:06 pm

    In all seriousness, we need to borrow a bit from the Republican playbook on this (with the exception that we’re talking about real security issues). Every time any of those Republicans tweets or is interviewed, all we should talk about is how he violated military security and needs to be in jail. Over and over, until they leave public life. Nothing they say or do should get any attention or oxygen, just the fact that they are criminals.

  32. 32.

    rikyrah

    October 23, 2019 at 4:06 pm

    Demings wants Sondland to ‘clear up’ contradictions with Taylor

    Rep. Val Demings, member of the House Intelligence Committee, talks about hearing the testimony of former Ambassador Bill Taylor in the Trump impeachment inquiry, and her interest in hearing again from Ambassador Sondland on the parts of his testimony that conflict with what Taylor told the impeachment committees today.

  33. 33.

    Fair Economist

    October 23, 2019 at 4:06 pm

    There were 30 of them, right? That makes them the “Dirty Thirty”.

  34. 34.

    Chip Daniels

    October 23, 2019 at 4:08 pm

    There are in America right wingers who would be willing to suffer violence and jail time in defense of their racism.

    These pudgy pink palmed assholes are not those.

  35. 35.

    hitchhiker

    October 23, 2019 at 4:09 pm

    They discussed this plan yesterday with trump, who is very obviously desperate to change the subject.

    That’s why giving them oxygen (jail, arrest, cameras, microphones) is counterproductive. We want the testimony. They want the media to repeat their cries of injustice.

    Seems like the best solution is to let them clear out and then do a press conference mocking them. Expose their stupidity and dishonesty by naming ALL of the 48 Republicans who are ALREADY taking part in the depositions. Get a Republican prosecutor up there to talk about how closed-door depositions work.

    And above all, name a date when public testimony can begin. That’s the only thing that will stop this charade. They’re counting on their ability to rend their garments to make public testimony a farce, like during the Kavanaugh hearings … it’s their only play at this point, and it won’t be effective.

    Why? Because the witnesses will all be credible, calm adults with receipts, like Blasey-Ford was. They didn’t go crazy on her, and they won’t go crazy on Bill Taylor or the others, because this time the person they’ll be sobbing over will be trump … the guy who has just spent 3 years being a prick to everyone who doesn’t slobber over him. They’ll try very hard not to get any justice on them, but it won’t work out, at least not in the House.

  36. 36.

    cain

    October 23, 2019 at 4:09 pm

    @Betty Cracker:
    Thats probably the most work these assholes have done all year.

  37. 37.

    Mnemosyne

    October 23, 2019 at 4:09 pm

    @Fair Economist:

    It’s not military security that they violated. It’s NATIONAL security.

  38. 38.

    cain

    October 23, 2019 at 4:10 pm

    @hitchhiker:
    Just have the sergeant in arms come in and take all their cell phones and have them destroyed.

    Democrats should come in and eat their pizza.

  39. 39.

    Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.)

    October 23, 2019 at 4:11 pm

    Jesus, this is just sad. But it’s all they have left, I guess. How pitiful.

  40. 40.

    germy

    October 23, 2019 at 4:13 pm

    Democrats debated asking the Capitol Police to physically remove the GOP members but decided against it, fearing that such a dramatic move would play into Republicans’ hands, several lawmakers said.

    WaPo

  41. 41.

    David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch

    October 23, 2019 at 4:13 pm

    Holy crap!

    Alex Morgan just announced she’s pregnant.

    We just lost our best attacking option for Olympic gold.?

  42. 42.

    Raven Onthill

    October 23, 2019 at 4:13 pm

    I think it is at least two crimes: (1) witness tampering under 18 U.S.C. 1512 and (2) espionage under 18 U.S.C. 793. Beyond the criminal penalties which are not likely under the current administration, the House has at its disposal reprimand, censure, and expulsion.

    This is my post on the details, with cites and quotes from what I believe to be the relevant laws: adviceunasked.blogspot.com/2019/10/penalties-for-storming-house-hearing-in.html

    And, yes, their cell phones ought to be destroyed. It might be nice to bill them for the efforts required to resecure the space as well.

  43. 43.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    October 23, 2019 at 4:14 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: They could be censured by the House and the Speaker could have their office moved to the nearest broom closet.

  44. 44.

    David Hunt

    October 23, 2019 at 4:15 pm

    @JamesKPolkEsq: I’d add that at least some of those asshats almost certainly have malware on their phones that has been placed there by actual foreign spy agencies. Go over their phones with a fine toothed comb and then wait for them to say one word about national security.

    Okay, that’s not the way to handle spy shit. But revoke and clearance to view classified into from every one of the jerks that brought an electronic device into that room.

  45. 45.

    opiejeanne

    October 23, 2019 at 4:16 pm

    Someone on Twitter just asked where Pelosi is. She’s at her brother’s funeral. These cowards waited until she was out of town to pull this stunt.

  46. 46.

    chris

    October 23, 2019 at 4:17 pm

    So there were guards at the door to the SCIF? Isn’t their job to stop unauthorised entry by assholes of any stripe? I’m missing something here.

  47. 47.

    opiejeanne

    October 23, 2019 at 4:17 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: @?BillinGlendaleCA: Willie Brown did that to a fellow Democrat when he didn’t vote with the pack. Came back from recess and found his desk wedged into a tiny janitor’s closet.

  48. 48.

    PJ

    October 23, 2019 at 4:19 pm

    I blame their culture.

  49. 49.

    Mnemosyne

    October 23, 2019 at 4:20 pm

    @chris:

    It’s easy for a large group to overwhelm one or two guards, unfortunately. There were about 30 Republican assholes doing this.

  50. 50.

    oldster

    October 23, 2019 at 4:21 pm

    Lock these fuckers up. And if they resist arrest, then shoot them down like dogs.

    These violent, thuggish assholes need to get a taste of what ordinary citizens put up with every day.

    God I hate them.

    Oh — and if you have a Republican representative? Call them up and demand that they condemn the outrageous violent, thuggish riot. Make your Republican own it. Let them know how pissed off you are.

    We need to get back to the phones, get back in the streets, peacefully, but forcefully. Not like the thugs. Like true Americans. And let the Republicans know that we have had enough of their crimes.

  51. 51.

    rikyrah

    October 23, 2019 at 4:21 pm

    Chicago prosecutors reveal new thread in Giuliani associates case

    Rachel Maddow relays breaking news from the Washington Post that Chicago prosecutors are working with SDNY after recognizing indicted Rudy Giuliani associates Lev Parnas and Igor Fruman from their own investigation of Ukrainian oligarch Dmytro Firtash.

  52. 52.

    burnspbesq

    October 23, 2019 at 4:23 pm

    @Immanentize:

    Article I Speech and Debate clause prevents that arresting behaviour.

    Maybe yes, maybe no. I’d be happy to argue that what those fuckheads did wasn’t a “legislative act” that the Speech and Debate Clause is intended to protect.

  53. 53.

    rikyrah

    October 23, 2019 at 4:25 pm

    Trump reaches end of legal rope on ‘executive immunity’ excuse

    Rachel Maddow alerts viewers that Wednesday at 10 a.m. ET, Donald Trump’s lawyers will appeal federal ruling that Trump’s claims of executive immunity are “repugnant to the nation’s governmental structure,” in a case that could not only expose Trump’s taxes, but could expose Trump himself to criminal scrutiny.

  54. 54.

    Chief Oshkosh

    October 23, 2019 at 4:27 pm

    @hitchhiker: Sure, but if the rule is that non-secure cell phones are to be confiscated, then by your “adults in the room” argument, their cell phones should be confiscated. If the rules also state that the cell phones must have all content extracted, assessed, and saved, and the phones subsequently destroyed, then so be that also.

  55. 55.

    burnspbesq

    October 23, 2019 at 4:28 pm

    @rikyrah:

    They argued it. The Second Circuit panel was … skeptical, to say the least.

  56. 56.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 23, 2019 at 4:28 pm

    By all means, let’s join in a game of symbolic retribution against these useless fucks. Or the Democrats could just do their jobs professionally like they actually did and let the contrast stand.

  57. 57.

    Chief Oshkosh

    October 23, 2019 at 4:29 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    It’s easy for a large group to overwhelm one or two guards, unfortunately. There were about 30 Republican assholes doing this.

    Should read: It’s easy for a large group THAT HAS A FEW BRAVE INDIVIDUALS to overwhelm one or two guards, unfortunately. There were about 30 Republican assholes doing this.

    So, that consideration doesn’t apply here.

  58. 58.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    October 23, 2019 at 4:32 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: That doesn’t work when you’re dealing with small children, or those with the mental mindset of small children. I’ll defer to the Speaker, she knows about dealing with children.

  59. 59.

    HumboldtBlue

    October 23, 2019 at 4:32 pm

    @opiejeanne:

    Sheesh, you’re right, that’s exactly what they did.

    Fucking traitors the lot of them.

    Some reporters in Tampa Bay have put together a fascinating story about the Scientologists eneded up owning nearly all of downtown Clearwater, Florida.

  60. 60.

    MattF

    October 23, 2019 at 4:32 pm

    I suspect that McConnell saying he ‘doesn’t recall’ any conversation with Trump about that phone call is what’s got Trump most worried.

  61. 61.

    Fair Economist

    October 23, 2019 at 4:34 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: They should also be removed from any committee that requires security clearance, and barred from any secured meetings.

  62. 62.

    Gin & Tonic

    October 23, 2019 at 4:35 pm

    In other Russian-asset news, Andrew Yang has reportedly hired Tad Devine.

  63. 63.

    Kattails

    October 23, 2019 at 4:36 pm

    I don’t trust any of the idiots who pulled that stunt as far as I can throw a Steinway. Testimony has resumed? Cell phones should have been confiscated. Reading the very helpful link to Mieke Eoyang’s Twitter thread about security. Could the area have been cleaned up that fast?
    I don’t care whose reps they are. Call all of them. Call the ringleaders even if you’re out of state. Just convey the disgust of those watching this from outside. Even if it just rattles the staff, and I’m sorry to say that, but no decent human being should remain on the staff of traitorous thugs.
    On the other hand, I have a developing fantasy of taking out a full page ad in the Post thanking all the people who are holding the line in all the departments, however demoralized they must be. Can’t afford it unfortunately.

  64. 64.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 23, 2019 at 4:36 pm

    @PJ:

    I blame their culture.

    It’s their nature to be traitorous Trump trash. The whole damned Russthuglican party is now.

    They just had to find a father figure who was completely out in the open about being a walking pile of shit with no desire to hide it.

  65. 65.

    Gravenstone

    October 23, 2019 at 4:38 pm

    And buried under this current avalanche of bullshit is news that Trump has ordered that all sanctions on Turkey be dropped. The same Turkey that he and his mouth breathing SoS were making mouth noises about punishing, potentially including military action just a day or two ago…

  66. 66.

    MisterForkbeard

    October 23, 2019 at 4:39 pm

    @David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch: This is why women shouldn’t be hired for the women’s olympic competitions. Clearly, lady stuff happens and we should just field a team of dudes instead.

    More seriously: Congrats to her! Always happy to hear that someone (who wants it) has a new kiddo on the way.

  67. 67.

    HumboldtBlue

    October 23, 2019 at 4:40 pm

    Pa. Governor Tom Wolfe says the Keystone State will not be the next state to ban abortion.

  68. 68.

    Fair Economist

    October 23, 2019 at 4:41 pm

    I think a better approach than immediate arrest is to just pile on the pressure, without limit. File charges, do investigations, hijack their public communications, etc.

  69. 69.

    RedDirtGirl

    October 23, 2019 at 4:41 pm

    IOKIYAR!

  70. 70.

    jl

    October 23, 2019 at 4:42 pm

    The GOP is becoming a fascist party. Physical intimidation, the Big Lie, and smears are the go to moves now. They have nothing else.
    Nice to see link to a report on this blog earlier today that half the population is wise to the scam and want Trump impeached AND tried, AND removed from office.

    After his miserable bad faith totally dishonest performance this morning on the Erdogan fiasco, should happen by this Friday. Can write up and pass impeachment today, trial tomorrow, kicked out on Friday.

  71. 71.

    rikyrah

    October 23, 2019 at 4:43 pm

    Amb. Taylor: ‘More Ukrainians would undoubtedly die’ because of Trump’s decisions

    The top U.S. diplomat to Ukraine told Congress that the president’s choice to withhold security assistance to Ukraine until it agreed to dig up dirt on the Bidens would endanger the lives of Ukrainians.
    Oct. 22, 2019

  72. 72.

    Yutsano

    October 23, 2019 at 4:43 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: Oh Jeebus. I knew he sounded like a complete idiot on Rachel’s show. He doesn’t have to go and rub the salt in deeper.

  73. 73.

    Kattails

    October 23, 2019 at 4:43 pm

    Huh? I wanted to edit my comment to be a bit less edgy, but the comment editor said I didn’t have permission…. ??? to edit my own comment while there was time left?

  74. 74.

    chris

    October 23, 2019 at 4:43 pm

    @Mnemosyne: The guards are Marines, no? Hard to imagine them backing down because DUI Matt yelled at them.

  75. 75.

    germy

    October 23, 2019 at 4:46 pm

    This belongs on the front page. It sort of says it all:

    Cartoon pic.twitter.com/quU3d1MOV9— Bill Bramhall (@BillBramhall) October 23, 2019

  76. 76.

    The Dangerman

    October 23, 2019 at 4:48 pm

    The time for playing nice is over with these pigfuckers.

    Absofuckinglutely (sp?). Arrest them and, if they don’t go quietly, pepper spray them. If they still won’t go, carry them out.

    I assume that the charges wouldn’t stick as Trump would presumably pardon them (I assume it would be a Federal crime, but IANAL).

    Time to make examples of all these POS.

  77. 77.

    rikyrah

    October 23, 2019 at 4:48 pm

    Dem Rep on Taylor deposition: ‘If you’re a patriotic American, it has to be a sad day’

    Rep. Andy Levin tells Lawrence O’Donnell that the deposition of Bill Taylor, the acting U.S. Ambassador to Ukraine, added “many bricks” “to the edifice for the case of impeachment against Donald Trump.” Lawrence also discusses with Rep. Peter Welch and Evelyn Farkas.

  78. 78.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    October 23, 2019 at 4:49 pm

    @opiejeanne: Ah the days when you actually knew who the Speaker of the Assembly was, the days of Willie and Big Daddy.

  79. 79.

    rikyrah

    October 23, 2019 at 4:50 pm

    Fmr. Undersecretary of State: Gordon Sondland ‘in great jeopardy’ after Taylor deposition

    Wendy Sherman tells Lawrence O’Donnell that “listening to the detailed accounting that Bill Taylor gave, it’s very hard to not believe him and very easy to question Sondland.” Lawrence also discusses with Jeremy Bash and Evelyn Farkas.

  80. 80.

    Mnemosyne

    October 23, 2019 at 4:50 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    So they should be allowed to carry away any recordings they made inside a SCIF room and give them to whoever they want because they shouldn’t face any penalty for doing this?

    Come on, man. Be sensible.

  81. 81.

    Gravenstone

    October 23, 2019 at 4:50 pm

    Haven’t seen a list of participants in today’s antics yet, but this is a list of the Freedumb Caucus members, who were the core of it. Wouldn’t be surprised if they were the totality of participants.

  82. 82.

    patrick II

    October 23, 2019 at 4:51 pm

    I would not have arrested them. I would have confiscated phones before they could leave, starting with the guy taking pictures. More effective, less martyrdom.

  83. 83.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 23, 2019 at 4:51 pm

    @jl:

    The GOP is becoming a fascist party.

    Fixed free of charge. No need to thank me. ?

  84. 84.

    geg6

    October 23, 2019 at 4:53 pm

    @HumboldtBlue:

    The Clearwater Scientology thing is old news. Leah Remini covered it on her show “Leah Remini: Scientology and the Aftermath” months ago. I think it was a two-parter. Creepy town, Clearwater. I haven’t visited there for years (I have an old high school friend who lives there), but I’ll never go back now. The downtown is completely a ghost town, mainly because Scientology has bought up all the real estate and there aren’t enough Scientologists in the world to occupy it.

  85. 85.

    Mnemosyne

    October 23, 2019 at 4:54 pm

    @chris:

    They can’t shoot a member of Congress, so what do you expect one or at best two guys to do against a group of determined assholes?

    @Chief Oshkosh:

    Given who the ringleaders were, I suspect that some liquid courage was passed around before they attempted this. Glug glug. ?

    And, no, it doesn’t take any particular courage to lead a mob.

  86. 86.

    geg6

    October 23, 2019 at 4:55 pm

    @HumboldtBlue:

    I love my governor. And I sure hope our Lt. Governor succeeds him now that he’s term limited.

  87. 87.

    Ladyraxterinok

    October 23, 2019 at 4:56 pm

    @germy:
    Is her family being protected? Is she?

    I read that women in public eye are trashed and threatened on social media. And that some have left to protect themselves.

  88. 88.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 23, 2019 at 4:56 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    And, no, it doesn’t take any particular courage to lead a mob.

    Liquid courage is just Trump trash Gaetz’s nature.

  89. 89.

    rikyrah

    October 23, 2019 at 4:57 pm

    @MattF:

    I suspect that McConnell saying he ‘doesn’t recall’ any conversation with Trump about that phone call is what’s got Trump most worried.

    I got a chuckle when I read that.

  90. 90.

    piratedan

    October 23, 2019 at 4:58 pm

    i can see both sides of coin here…

    1) they get arrested and while that is awesome on the surface, they get to perpetuate the victim persona and start using that platform about what the fuck ever… You know its bullshit, I know its bullshit, but as propaganda for the RW Noise machine it would be like nectar and to these asshats, they would probably get a Faux News Countdown timer until they are all released from custody.

    2) We let them rant, okay, we dalayed the hearing for five hours, but outside of the stunt, what did they gain? Did they get any juicy soundbites to use against Dems? Anyone get unhinged other than the usual GOP professional victim squad? Are the optics good, no, but if you know its a stunt, its like letting your three year old complete their tantrum in Wal-Mart before you continue on with your shopping

    3) since its a violation to bring those devices in, confiscate them. Patiently tell them that they are violating the law that EVERY-FUCKING-BODY-ELSE abides by, get it on camera. Take their phones, have them watch while they are destroyed by protocol. Then ask their GOP colleagues in the committee to ask them to leave. If not, have them expelled from the chamber because they are breaking the law. I would have adored seeing this, but then it also panders to giving them attention beyond what they deserve and it further delays the process.

    with a corrupt DOJ in place, there’s only so much you can do unless you’re willing to escalate, while I wouldn’t mind that per se, if you don’t have to and want to be seen as the adults in the room, you don’t.

    Does that mean I wouldn’t enjoy watching Rep Gaetz physically restrained and perhaps even tazed while being subdued… no it doesn’t.

  91. 91.

    randy khan

    October 23, 2019 at 4:58 pm

    @MisterForkbeard:

    More seriously: Congrats to her! Always happy to hear that someone (who wants it) has a new kiddo on the way.

    +100

    Also, the Olympics are 9 months away, and she’s due in April. Given the insane level of fitness someone like her has, you never know.

  92. 92.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 23, 2019 at 4:59 pm

    @MattF: McTurtle pulled an Alberto?

  93. 93.

    Steve in the ATL

    October 23, 2019 at 5:00 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    Article 1 says that you can storm into a secured area with contraband goods (their cell phones) and occupy it?

    The Skousen version says that, but limits this right to Republicans only

  94. 94.

    Duane

    October 23, 2019 at 5:00 pm

    Yesterday while Sen. Kennedy was choking on his republican lunch and not paying attention, Moscow Mitch and bratva decided to “attack the process of impeachment.”
    If what happened in the House today is an example of an attack, imagine what the rat bastards in the Senate might do.

  95. 95.

    HumboldtBlue

    October 23, 2019 at 5:00 pm

    @geg6:

    I’m a Pennsylvania native. I would have voted for Tom Wolfe.

    I just read about the Clearwater story on Monday.

  96. 96.

    Ladyraxterinok

    October 23, 2019 at 5:02 pm

    @hitchhiker:
    From the 1st part of your comment sounds like Sciff and Pelosi handled everything just right. Essentially ignored all the behaviour that was designed to provoke behavior good for hrs of TV outrage!

  97. 97.

    Martin

    October 23, 2019 at 5:03 pm

    @Mnemosyne: Have Capitol police remove them from the premises and confiscate their electronic devices. If they resist, then you have a charge to arrest them.

    This is no different from any citizen creating a disruption during Congressional testimony. You don’t have to press charges, but you can still restore order.

  98. 98.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 23, 2019 at 5:05 pm

    @Kattails:

    I don’t trust any of the idiots who pulled that stunt as far as I can throw a Steinway.

    Gonna have to exhume him first. And you’ll probably just have bones to throw around.

    Related.

  99. 99.

    jl

    October 23, 2019 at 5:06 pm

    Only thing Trump said this morning about his disgraceful Erdogan deal that was true was that what he did was ‘special’. It certainly was, but not in the way he meant. On the other hand, Trump has a unique capacity for spilling the beans and his guts, either explicitly or implicitly, so who knows?

    I think the news media needs to be more aggressive in reporting that Trump’s rationale of bringing the troops home to justify his Erdogan fiasco is a Big Lie on its face. I heard in the news that the withdrawn US Syrian troops were not going to come back to the US, they were to be moved to Iraq. But even that was messed up because Iraq announced that they could not stay there. And of course, the net effect of Trump’s moves over the last month is plus 1000 to 2000 troops overseas. With the special assignment of more troops to Saudi Arabia, apparently has human shield to prevent more possible attacks on oil fields from Houthi forces or Iran. Trump’s stated justification is the mysterious assertion that the Saudi Arabia will pay the expense in some undefined way.

    I need to catch up on the US troops assigned to guard Syrian oil fields. I heard Trump said he thinks US can take the oil and profit. But that is so fantastical and disgusting that I wonder if I heard it right.

    Turning US troops into human shields for a country we don’t have an defense treaty with, idiotic decisions that allow a NATO ally to take advantage of us, threatening other NATO allies with escaped terrorist forces as a result of aforementioned idiotic decision, and using US troops as muscle to enforce international natural resource piracy as US policy is certainly ‘special’

    If Congress did its constitutional duty, Trump would be out of office by Friday, Oct 25 at 9AM, or whenever the federal business day starts.

  100. 100.

    germy

    October 23, 2019 at 5:10 pm

    It appears that the White House prints out tweets for Trump to view on hard copy and that the accounts they are picking from are…. Amazing t.co/WIsOpUkvmR— Sam Stein (@samstein) October 23, 2019

  101. 101.

    Omnes Omnibus

    October 23, 2019 at 5:11 pm

    @Mnemosyne: Yeah, that’s what I said.

  102. 102.

    Ceci n est pas mon nym

    October 23, 2019 at 5:14 pm

    @The Moar You Know:

    I heard of someone recently who got access revoked and fired for bringing their cellphone into a SCIF in order to PLUG IT INTO A COMPUTER TO RECHARGE IT. Cellphone got taken and burned, and they had to sanitize the entire system. Even quite a few of the people who know the rules are fucking morons.

    Yeah, that’s pretty goddam stupid. First, bringing it in in the first place. Second, connecting an unclassified computing device to a classified computer? This is kindergarten stuff. This person should not have access to that space.

    As for the moron Men’s Wearhouse riot, I’m beyond speechless. But I really hope there is some enforcement that can be taken.

  103. 103.

    germy

    October 23, 2019 at 5:16 pm

    Meanwhile…

    @AOC continues to hammer Zuckerberg till she runs out of time. "In your ongoing dinner parties with far-right figures, some of who advance the conspiracy theory that white supremacy is a hoax did you discuss so-called media bias against conservatives?"
    Zuck: <filibusters> pic.twitter.com/uApoVFfJOz— Alexis Goldstein ? (@alexisgoldstein) October 23, 2019

  104. 104.

    Matt McIrvin

    October 23, 2019 at 5:16 pm

    @Chyron HR: Well, Trump is running the whole country now, so same deal.

  105. 105.

    germy

    October 23, 2019 at 5:17 pm

    JoS. A Bank riot.

  106. 106.

    Sally

    October 23, 2019 at 5:18 pm

    They elected a reality show host as as their party avatar. This is what they want and who they are. This is who and what they worship. Secret, unrecorded meetings with Putin, secret, hidden phone calls with dictators. They rob the bank in broad daylight, and praise their transparency.

  107. 107.

    Jeffro

    October 23, 2019 at 5:18 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: Looks like we need to prepare for Jill Steins 2.0, 3.0, and 4.0 at the rate we’re going.

    Anything that subtracts from the eventual Dem candidate’s total (including people who just stay home) is a vote for the Trumpublicans – that HAS to be part of the Dems’ message from here on out.

  108. 108.

    delk

    October 23, 2019 at 5:20 pm

    Rep. Alex Mooney (R. W.Va.) shared audio of a phone call he made from inside a secure room at the Capitol where Democrats were attempting to interview a witness as part of the impeachment inquiry into President Trump.

  109. 109.

    oatler.

    October 23, 2019 at 5:20 pm

    This sounds like the kind of stunt that in 1860 would have provoked, uh, civil war.

  110. 110.

    Ladyraxterinok

    October 23, 2019 at 5:21 pm

    @Gravenstone:
    Saw somewhere Steve King was there/planned to be there

  111. 111.

    sdhays

    October 23, 2019 at 5:21 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: I agree, Schiff did the right thing by not engaging these assholes during their stunt. But there should be consequences. Censure, ethics violations, something. It’s the witness intimidation aspect that bothers me. They need to know that they can’t pull these stunts with absolute impunity.

  112. 112.

    Keith P.

    October 23, 2019 at 5:22 pm

    @The Moar You Know: I’m surprised a SCIF PC has functioning USB ports…you get better auditing by xfering files over a secured network.

  113. 113.

    chris

    October 23, 2019 at 5:24 pm

    JUST IN: House Homeland Security Committee Chairman asks sergeant at arms to “take action” against Republicans who charged into the SCIF. Doesn’t explain what action he wants: pic.twitter.com/nBT5qgUOsF— Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney) 23 October 2019

  114. 114.

    BC in Illinois

    October 23, 2019 at 5:25 pm

    @jl:

    The GOP is becoming a fascist party. Physical intimidation, the Big Lie, and smears are the go to moves now. They have nothing else.

    And now they have a Putsch to memorialize.

    The Congressional Basement Putsch.

  115. 115.

    Mnemosyne

    October 23, 2019 at 5:31 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    I can see not paying a penalty for the actual riot, but I don’t think the national security violations should be allowed to pass without penalty. YMMV.

  116. 116.

    Kattails

    October 23, 2019 at 5:32 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: Ok, where did you dig that up?

  117. 117.

    NotMax

    October 23, 2019 at 5:38 pm

    Kee-friggin’-rist. If I go back to bed with head and feet, respectively, 180 degrees from where they were when I woke up, will it reboot today?

    :)

  118. 118.

    jl

    October 23, 2019 at 5:38 pm

    Oh, Lord, Josh Marshall’s twitter says Trump thinks he can appropriate Syria’s oi. IIRC when he took office he said when the US gets involved in Middle East we have a right to take possession of the oil we want and bring it home, or some such nonsense.

    And GOP congressdope McCarthy just said that there was no quid pro quo because Trump’s extortion plot failed? Good to know
    Bank robbers and hit men will like that legal reasoning. If you have to run out of the bank and can get away because you see the cops coming, or you miss shooting your mark in the head, you get a gimme, a get out of jail free card. Trump agrees, he once said only ratfinks cooperate with the dirty rat fuzz.

    Well, if the GOP wants to adopt that line, fine by me. If history is any guide, Trump will undercut them tomorrow by saying he’s gong to try the extortion scheme again, because he got some more of the best terrific people and good chance it will work this time. Trump will think because he advertised the idea in public, it’s OK.

    Unbelievable stuff happening. Search for ‘joshtpm twitter’ to see his feed today. Just too much for one or two links.

  119. 119.

    Steve in the ATL

    October 23, 2019 at 5:38 pm

    @Keith P.: when I worked in banking we disabled all the USB ports. Surely government agencies with security concerns are at least that diligent!

  120. 120.

    Ladyraxterinok

    October 23, 2019 at 5:39 pm

    @Steve in the ATL:
    Wow! Looked that guy up in Wikipedia. He was sure something else!

  121. 121.

    schrodingers_cat

    October 23, 2019 at 5:43 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: Yeah my antennae went right up when he heh indeeded Tulsi saying that America interferes in elections too. That has been a MAGA talking point.

  122. 122.

    Miss Bianca

    October 23, 2019 at 5:44 pm

    Is there a list of the Dirty Thirty out there? Want to check to see if my Congress critter was among them before I fire off the appropriate Sternly-Worded Response to his office.

    @Gravenstone: Ah, thanks.

  123. 123.

    NotMax

    October 23, 2019 at 5:44 pm

    @Steve in the ATL

    Surely government agencies with security concerns are at least that diligent!

    Ha. Pull the other one.

    ;)

  124. 124.

    Mike in NC

    October 23, 2019 at 5:45 pm

    @jl: As a candidate, Fat Bastard mused about re-invading Iraq to grab the oil, otherwise what did “we” get out of the whole misadventure with Dubya?

    His brain is broken.

  125. 125.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    October 23, 2019 at 5:45 pm

    Meanwhile, Trump is speaking in public. Thread:

    Trump is being introduced at the shale conference by campaign donor Harold Hamm, the oil and gas businessman.

    — Daniel Dale (@ddale8) October 23, 2019

  126. 126.

    Aleta

    October 23, 2019 at 5:46 pm

    August 18, 2016: Donand J. Trump Remarks in Charlotte, North Carolina: Building a New American Future

    “On political corruption, we are going to restore honor to our government.”

    “In my Administration, I am going to enforce all laws concerning the protection of classified information. No one will be above the law.”

    citizen.org/news/donald-trump-clean-government-reformer/

    (There are a lot of sorry laughs at that link.)

  127. 127.

    Mary G

    October 23, 2019 at 5:48 pm

    Some honest lawyers have had enough:

    Bill Barr is ‘obligated to recuse’ himself from Ukraine investigation — or resign: NYC Bar Association t.co/lxFDquco92 pic.twitter.com/BtXOITdzig— R. Saddler ????? (@Politics_PR) October 23, 2019

  128. 128.

    Matt McIrvin

    October 23, 2019 at 5:51 pm

    @jl: “Attempted murder. Is that even a crime? Do they give out Nobel Prizes for Attempted Chemistry?”

  129. 129.

    Aleta

    October 23, 2019 at 5:51 pm

    Re: @Steeplejack (phone):
    March 10, 2016: Twelfth Republican Debate in Miami

    “I will say this — [the] people [who] control special interests, lobbyists, donors, they make large contributions to politicians and they have total control over those politicians. I don’t want anybody to control me but the people right out there. And I’m going to do the right thing.”
    […]
    “I mean, PACs — you know, these super PACs are a disaster, by the way, folks. Very corrupt. It’s going to lead to lots of disasters. …
    “There is total control of the candidates, I know it better than anybody that probably ever lived. And I will tell you this, I know the system far better than anybody else and I know the system is broken. And I’m the one, because I know it so well because I was on both sides of it, I was on the other side all my life and I’ve always made large contributions.
    “And frankly, I know the system better than anybody else and I’m the only one up here that’s going to be able to fix that system because that system is wrong.”

    citizen.org/news/donald-trump-clean-government-reformer/

  130. 130.

    Martin

    October 23, 2019 at 5:52 pm

    @Mary G: Some honest bar associations needs to start revoking law licenses.

  131. 131.

    cain

    October 23, 2019 at 5:53 pm

    @David Hunt:

    @JamesKPolkEsq: I’d add that at least some of those asshats almost certainly have malware on their phones that has been placed there by actual foreign spy agencies. Go over their phones with a fine toothed comb and then wait for them to say one word about national security.

    Confiscate their phones, check for malware and then announce that these phones have malware on them and were actively spying and then bring charges of bringing equipment with spying software on it to these folks. It will embarrass the shit out of them.

  132. 132.

    NotMax

    October 23, 2019 at 5:55 pm

    @Martin

    AFAIK having a license not a requirement for the AG position.

  133. 133.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    October 23, 2019 at 5:57 pm

    @Steeplejack (phone):

    Trump said they’re building a wall in Colorado.

    pic.twitter.com/jqWKJ1ymqI

    — That’s absurd (@inthenews2019) October 23, 2019

    This is an official speech, by the way, not a campaign rally.

  134. 134.

    Aleta

    October 23, 2019 at 5:57 pm

    Re: @Steeplejack (phone):

    Bloomberg, Sept. 16

    Billionaire oil baron Harold Hamm just had a very big day. Shares of his Continental Resources Inc. surged 22% Monday, the most since 2016, adding $2 billion to his net worth, more than anyone else in the 500-member Bloomberg Billionaires Index.

    Global oil prices surged the most on record after a weekend aerial attack on Saudi Arabia’s Abqaiq oil complex crippled production, knocking out 5% of the world’s supply. A return to full operating capacity could take weeks or months.

    Shares of Continental had tumbled 20% on the year through Friday, a decline that was almost erased by Monday’s advance. The same is true for Hamm’s fortune, which now stands at $11.6 billion. He owns 77% of the Oklahoma City-based oil exploration and production firm.

  135. 135.

    TS (the original)

    October 23, 2019 at 5:59 pm

    @MattF: Hope trump starts to regret the lack of records about who said what to whom when. As for McConnell I do not recall is the alternative to lying when the truth is not as you would want it.

  136. 136.

    Ladyraxterinok

    October 23, 2019 at 5:59 pm

    @BC in Illinois:
    Beerhall Putsch 1923. Hitler and Gen Ludendorff attempt to take Bavaria. It failed, those killed became Nazi martyrs, Hitler’s trial gave him prominence and a platform. In prison he wrote Mein Kampf. (Info from wikipedia)

  137. 137.

    SFAW

    October 23, 2019 at 6:00 pm

    @clay:

    A third theory is that they are too dumb and privileged to realize that something they do could possibly be wrong.

    Well, Matt “Being a Parking Lot Attendant at a Bar is Hard” Gaetz was their ringleader, so …

  138. 138.

    Mary G

    October 23, 2019 at 6:00 pm

    Daniel Dale is in our top ten imports from Canada:

    At some length, Trump praises Rep. Guy Reschenthaler for getting elected despite being named Guy Reschenthaler.— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) October 23, 2019

  139. 139.

    Catherine D.

    October 23, 2019 at 6:00 pm

    @BC in Illinois:

    The Congressional Basement Putsch

    Brought to you by a parcel of putzes.

  140. 140.

    NotMax

    October 23, 2019 at 6:00 pm

    @Aleta

    Who ordered the Hamm on lie?

    ;)

  141. 141.

    The Golux

    October 23, 2019 at 6:04 pm

    @Ceci n est pas mon nym:

    As for the moron Men’s Wearhouse riot…

    That’s way too kind. More like a T J Maxx riot.

  142. 142.

    Aleta

    October 23, 2019 at 6:04 pm

    @Steeplejack (phone): So he just gave New Mexico away?

  143. 143.

    cain

    October 23, 2019 at 6:05 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    They can’t shoot a member of Congress, so what do you expect one or at best two guys to do against a group of determined assholes?

    Actually Trump’s lawyers are literally saying that they can shoot someone on 5th avenue and local authorities cant do anything. Nobody says that person Trump shot couldn’t be a member of congress. Literally, trump can gun down everyone in Congress and he cant’ be investigated.

  144. 144.

    Mary G

    October 23, 2019 at 6:09 pm

    Alert: The president said a couple minutes ago, "We're building a wall in Colorado. We're building a beautiful wall. A big one that really works."— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) October 23, 2019

  145. 145.

    Mary G

    October 23, 2019 at 6:10 pm

    @Mary G:

    Trump was listing actual-border states in which he said he is building the wall (he has not added any miles where barriers didn't exist before). He added that he is NOT building a wall in Kansas but they will reap the benefits. t.co/OJyB7i1QA1— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) October 23, 2019

  146. 146.

    Ladyraxterinok

    October 23, 2019 at 6:11 pm

    @Steeplejack (phone):
    Does he also think New Mexico is a foreign country. IIRC Ann Landers or Dear Abby would now and then get letters complaining that someone demanded they put more postage on a letter to NM because ‘it was going tons foreign country’!

  147. 147.

    Mnemosyne

    October 23, 2019 at 6:13 pm

    @cain:

    Trump can, but he ain’t a US Marine. They would probably get court-martialed, and no presidential pardon in sight.

    The guards probably did the best they could under the circumstances, and I don’t blame them for not turning it into even more of a shitshow.

  148. 148.

    Mary G

    October 23, 2019 at 6:19 pm

    @Mnemosyne: Congresspeople all have that special little pin on their lapel, and the Capitol Police have learned the hard way that the pin-wearer is always right. It was probably very stressful to have two opposing groups going at it.

    I’d like to see Nancy SMASH move to censure all of them for breaking into a meeting the House rules forbid to them with electronics, and demand they turn over the phones. That lame “tweets by staff” can’t go unanswered.

  149. 149.

    Ruckus

    October 23, 2019 at 6:19 pm

    @Mike in NC:
    His brain is still broken. Only there is no fixing it.
    Too old, too diseased, too stupid, too racist, too trump.

  150. 150.

    NotMax

    October 23, 2019 at 6:21 pm

    Now we know one of the things Mulvaney and those Republican Congressslugs were cooking up at Camp David.

  151. 151.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 23, 2019 at 6:21 pm

    @Kattails: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_E._Steinway

  152. 152.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 23, 2019 at 6:22 pm

    @NotMax: It’s worth a try!

  153. 153.

    Martin

    October 23, 2019 at 6:26 pm

    @NotMax: No, but it does send a message for those still practicing.

  154. 154.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 23, 2019 at 6:28 pm

    @Steeplejack (phone): No more New Mexico?

    Obligatory

  155. 155.

    HumboldtBlue

    October 23, 2019 at 6:28 pm

    Here’s a list of the assholes who decided the Constitution no longer matters.

    Bradley Byrne AL-1
    Mo Brooks AL-5
    Gary Palmer AL-6
    Paul Gosar AZ-4
    Andy Biggs AZ-5
    Debbie Lesko AZ-8
    Duncan Hunter CA-50
    Ken Buck CO-4
    Matt Gaetz FL-1
    Michael Waltz FL-6
    Bill Posey FL-8
    Ross Spano FL-15
    Buddy Carter GA-1
    Drew Ferguson GA-3
    Jody Hice GA-10
    Russ Fulcher ID-1
    Steve King IA-4
    Steve Watkins KS-2
    Vicky Hartzler MO-4
    Greg Murphy NC-3
    Mark Walker NC-6
    David Rouzer NC-7
    Mark Meadows NC-11
    Lee Zeldin NY-1
    Jim Jordan OH-4
    Bill Johnson OH-6
    Kevin Hern OK-1
    Markwayne Mullin OK-2
    Scott Perry PA-10
    Fred Keller PA-12
    Jeff Duncan SC-3
    Ralph Norman SC-5
    Mark Green TN-7
    Louie Gohmert TX-1
    Ron Wright TX-6
    Randy Weber TX-14
    Pete Olson TX-22
    Brian Babin TX-36
    Ben Cline VA-6
    Carol Miller WV-3

  156. 156.

    Martin

    October 23, 2019 at 6:30 pm

    @Steeplejack (phone): So are we building walls around blue states now? Not that it would surprise me.

  157. 157.

    Martin

    October 23, 2019 at 6:31 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: Only one from CA, and he’s already going to prison, so honestly he doesn’t have a lot to lose in all of this.

  158. 158.

    Mary G

    October 23, 2019 at 6:31 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: The stupid, it burns:

    13 of the 41 Republican lawmakers who stormed a closed-door hearing today to protest an alleged lack of transparency have access to the impeachment hearings t.co/j4CdNmfMtK— Axios (@axios) October 23, 2019

    They’re members of the freaking committees!

  159. 159.

    Miss Bianca

    October 23, 2019 at 6:37 pm

    @Mary G: Can we just build a wall around Ken Fucking Buck? Or at least CO-4?

  160. 160.

    NotMax

    October 23, 2019 at 6:37 pm

    @Steeplejack

    All it takes is a U.S. map and a Sharpie…

  161. 161.

    HumboldtBlue

    October 23, 2019 at 6:37 pm

    @Mary G:

    I am literally laughing out loud!

    I had no clue!

  162. 162.

    O. Felix Culpa

    October 23, 2019 at 6:38 pm

    @Aleta: As a proud New Mexican, the news of our secession from the Union is highly exaggerated.

  163. 163.

    The Dangerman

    October 23, 2019 at 6:41 pm

    @Martin:

    Only one from CA, and he’s already going to prison…

    I thought it was the Wifey that was going to prison (shit, I can’t keep track of these crooks without a program).

  164. 164.

    Mnemosyne

    October 23, 2019 at 6:43 pm

    @Mary G:

    So, basically, they don’t like what they’re hearing behind closed doors and know that they need to shut the process down or they’re all screwed.

  165. 165.

    HumboldtBlue

    October 23, 2019 at 6:44 pm

    @O. Felix Culpa:

    Oh, you didn’t hear? New Mexico is going to pay for Colorado’s wall!

  166. 166.

    Mnemosyne

    October 23, 2019 at 6:45 pm

    @The Dangerman:

    Duncan is trying to hide behind his wife, but he seems to have forgotten that a wife is allowed to testify against her husband if she wants to, she just can’t be involuntarily compelled to do so. At least, that’s what my “Law & Order” viewings seem to indicate.

  167. 167.

    chopper

    October 23, 2019 at 6:47 pm

    @Mary G:

    sweet southern-fried jesus in a chicken basket, the fail is strong with these guys.

  168. 168.

    Kathleen

    October 23, 2019 at 6:48 pm

    @ruemara: This.

  169. 169.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 23, 2019 at 6:48 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: Who’s gonna pay for it? NEW MEXICO!

  170. 170.

    david

    October 23, 2019 at 6:49 pm

    This is why Republicans win. They are bullies. The Democrats are cowards.
    The GOP knows this, and uses it to their advantage over and over again.

    As soon as the GOP faces resistance, they whine and play victim. The media
    falls for it over and over again. And, then the Democrats retreat.

    If this is really a fight for democracy, if this is Civil War 2.0, then the Democrats
    need to develop a spine. Time to call the bluffs. Arrest them. If possible and if
    necessary, vote to expel them from Congress and demand the various state governors
    hold special elections or name replacement reps. This also holds true for the executive
    branch. If they refuse to cooperate, round them up. Until they are held accountable and
    until they face active resistance and actual consequences to their gamesmanship,
    they will continue to escalate the obstruction and the destruction of norms.

    That “blue wave” wants to make a difference, now is the time.

  171. 171.

    Mary G

    October 23, 2019 at 6:55 pm

    sweet southern-fried jesus in a chicken basket

    @chopper: I’m gonna steal that.

    Greg Sargent and Paul Waldman have a post on the Plum Line about the stupidity:

    “What makes this ridiculous is that they were storming a castle that they already occupy,” Rep. Tom Malinowski (D-N.J.) told us.

  172. 172.

    Kattails

    October 23, 2019 at 6:56 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: ahem. Yes but you originally linked to a quick video of someone throwing a skeleton at a scooter, which was a fairly odd image to have just lying around for such a use, and anyway you missed my pun about digging + skeleton, where I was trying to get back at you, darn it. I almost added that I was talking about pianos, not Stephen Miller, but had already hit send and am not allowed to edit my stuff.
    OK what’s Beethoven doing now? … He is of course de-composing.
    I’ll just show myself out.

  173. 173.

    Steeplejack

    October 23, 2019 at 6:56 pm

    @Aleta, @Ladyraxterinok:

    Hey, if you’re on the wrong side of the wall . . .

    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  174. 174.

    TS (the original)

    October 23, 2019 at 6:59 pm

    I can probably work out 7 levels of separation from trump. Does that give me executive privilege?

    Giuliani Associates Parnas And Fruman Plead Not Guilty, Raise Executive Privilege Concerns

  175. 175.

    Immanentize

    October 23, 2019 at 7:01 pm

    @david:
    I do not agree that the Democrats are the problem.
    I think you may be part of the problem

  176. 176.

    debbie

    October 23, 2019 at 7:03 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA:

    And notes could be placed in their personnel files that would prevent them from being nominated to any committees for the rest of their lives.

  177. 177.

    Argiope

    October 23, 2019 at 7:06 pm

    @TS (the original): Sadly no, but we all feel sorry for you.

  178. 178.

    Martin

    October 23, 2019 at 7:06 pm

    Well, this is comforting:

    “It is my express opinion that the remaining incumbent OCISO staff is being systematically targeted for removal from the Office of Administration,” departing White House network defense branch chief Dimitrios Vastakis wrote in the memo. The security team had seen incentive pay revoked, scope of duties cut, and access to systems and facilities reduced, Vastakis noted. Staffers’ “positions with strategic and tactical decision making authorities” had also been revoked. “In addition, habitually being hostile to incumbent OCISO staff has become a staple tactic for the new leadership… it has forced the majority of [senior civil servant] OCSIO staff to resign.”

    OCSIO is White House Office of the Chief Information Security Officer. The head of the WH infosec team has resigned, apparently in protest, and the WH infosec team is being forced out.

    I’m guessing that they were an active threat to WH efforts to cover up their crimes.

  179. 179.

    debbie

    October 23, 2019 at 7:07 pm

    @rikyrah:

    I heard a bit of that hearing when the judge asked whether Trump could be prosecuted if he went out on Fifth Avenue and shot someone. The lawyer tried some circular arguing, then said that Trump could not be prosecuted until he left office. That led to the “repugnant” remark. Unbelievable!

  180. 180.

    Just Chuck

    October 23, 2019 at 7:08 pm

    @Martin: We really are going to have to rebuild our entire national security apparatus from scratch in 2021, aren’t we?

  181. 181.

    Martin

    October 23, 2019 at 7:12 pm

    @Just Chuck: Yep. Plus our State Department. Our Immigration services, campaign finance, and some other stuff.

  182. 182.

    TS (the original)

    October 23, 2019 at 7:18 pm

    @Martin: Not so comforting to the long term staff who are either being forced to resign, or resign in protest. It is comforting to know there are still people who have not sold their souls to trump.

  183. 183.

    RobJ

    October 23, 2019 at 7:21 pm

    Censuring these fuckers would be entirely wrong when by majority vote the House can strip them of all committee assignments, office space, and office funding. The only thing these cretins have constitutional authority to do is cast a vote on matters put to the House as a whole. Everything else is just House rules.

  184. 184.

    debbie

    October 23, 2019 at 7:22 pm

    @HumboldtBlue:

    Gym Jordan sits on that committee. Did he leave the hearing to go join his little buddies?

  185. 185.

    trollhattan

    October 23, 2019 at 7:30 pm

    @HumboldtBlue:
    Duncan Hunter, represent!

  186. 186.

    Mnemosyne

    October 23, 2019 at 7:31 pm

    @david:

    Just out of sheer curiosity, is there anything that you think is the fault of the Republicans, or is the blame for every problem equally shared?

  187. 187.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    October 23, 2019 at 7:42 pm

    @david: Having been in a pint size version of this problem EVERYONE is at fault because the microsecond you punch the bully in the face everyone who was demanding you do something about it screams “oh the violance, can’t you see that bully is crying, were is my fainting couch”

    The Dems are doing it right, they forcing the public to make them punch the bully in the face.

  188. 188.

    Ella in New Mexico

    October 23, 2019 at 7:53 pm

    @O. Felix Culpa: He’s building a beautiful wall in Colorado. And he’s quite confident he’s gonna “win New Mexico”.

    Of course, this assumes, among a thousand other things, that New Mexico forgives him for not even knowing WE’RE the fucking southern border of Colorado and that he pays the bills for his latest rally in Albuquerque/RR. And that the NM Republicans make him the only one on the Primary ballot. And that he’s still even on the ballot in Nov 2020.

    “When you assume, you make an ASS out of U and ME!!”

  189. 189.

    NotMax

    October 23, 2019 at 7:55 pm

    Brooks Brothers Riot

    Schnooks Brothers Riot.

  190. 190.

    NotMax

    October 23, 2019 at 8:00 pm

    Brain burp coding fix.

    Brooks Brothers Riot

    Schnooks Brothers Riot.

  191. 191.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    October 23, 2019 at 8:06 pm

    @NotMax:

    Brain burp coding fix.

    The new site doesn’t fix that.

  192. 192.

    NotMax

    October 23, 2019 at 8:15 pm

    @BillinGlendaleCA

    As it’s still in need of retooling, one can hold out hope.

    :)

  193. 193.

    NotMax

    October 23, 2019 at 8:18 pm

    @NotMax

    Don’t want to leave the impression I’m not optimistic about it, however it is not ready for prime time yet.

  194. 194.

    dww44

    October 23, 2019 at 8:24 pm

    @Just Chuck: Probably, if we get the chance. I don’t wish ill on the economy but it would be altogether nice if a market correction occurred sooner rather than later, as whatever Democrat hopefully carries the day in 2020, she/he doesn’t need to be a one termer because the market crashed under her/his watch. Any impartial observer knows that we are overdue a correction.

  195. 195.

    Another Scott

    October 23, 2019 at 8:25 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Hey OO. Good to see you.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  196. 196.

    Amir Khalid

    October 23, 2019 at 8:38 pm

    The up/down arrows in the bottom-left corner have apparently taken an unannounced leave of absence. Drat.

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