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You are here: Home / Politics / Impeachment Inquiry / Impeachment Inquiry Open Thread: The Way We Live Now

Impeachment Inquiry Open Thread: The Way We Live Now

by Anne Laurie|  October 31, 20197:13 pm| 120 Comments

This post is in: Impeachment Inquiry, Open Threads, All Too Normal, Seriously

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The House is taking a procedural vote ahead of the impeachment inquiry rules resolution.

The floor was about half full even before they called the vote, which never happens. The gallery is packed. The pre-writes are filed. Somewhere on the Capitol grounds, a squirrel prances by.

— Matt Fuller (@MEPFuller) October 31, 2019

I thought this Kellyanne Conway clip saying Democrats "don't have the votes" for the impeachment inquiry must have been from a few weeks ago. But, nope, it was just this morning! https://t.co/ISVNz1bybc https://t.co/pZjShJuXDN

— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) October 31, 2019

It passed 232-196.

— ?? Scarin' Tumulty ?? (@ktumulty) October 31, 2019

Because I’m old, my current earworm is Simon & Garfunkel’s Silent Night/7 O’clock News…

BREAKING: House has passed impeachment resolution, setting stage for televised hearings and ultimate impeachment vote. A big day and a big development. https://t.co/S8W2sDI9gj

— Greg Miller (@gregpmiller) October 31, 2019

Hey, @GOPLeader!

The impeachment inquiries against Nixon and Clinton also began with private hearings behind closed doors, so we’re going to be totally fine with this.

Sincerely,
Historians https://t.co/keYs7kAHCO

— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) October 31, 2019

"I'm increasingly worried that President Trump will want to shut down the government again because of impeachment … He always likes to create diversions. I hope and pray he won't want to cause another government shutdown because it might be a diversion"https://t.co/R3QOs3cWc7

— Burgess Everett (@burgessev) October 29, 2019

Question: If this was true and democrats DID want to impeach the Republican president right from the very first day, then WHY did Republicans elect a guy who basically dares them to do so pretty much every day?

Seems like you're kinda stupid, doesn't it? https://t.co/ydgCp44EtK

— Stonekettle (@Stonekettle) October 30, 2019

Apparently no one at the NRCC took a second to think whether sending congressional offices suspicious looking packages was a sound idea, which sounds about right.

— Matt Fuller (@MEPFuller) October 31, 2019

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120Comments

  1. 1.

    Patricia Kayden

    October 31, 2019 at 7:24 pm

    These kids don't get it when I tell them that I'm only releasing the candy if they investigate Joe Biden. Dems need better messaging.— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) October 31, 2019

  2. 2.

    Lavocat

    October 31, 2019 at 7:27 pm

    Actually, it’s “7 O’Clock News/Silent Night”. And, yeah, you ARE old. The fact that I know this makes me equally old. But, I will say this, I yelled “FUCK YEAH!!!!!” as often as I could today. FINALLY, once again, I am DAMNED proud to be an American.

    Fuck. Donny. Boy’s. Shit. UP. Motherfuckers!!!!! Or as our host is so often wont to day: BURN IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. 3.

    debbie

    October 31, 2019 at 7:28 pm

    Apparently no one at the NRCC took a second to think whether sending congressional offices suspicious looking packages was a sound idea

    There better be arrests for this.

  4. 4.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    October 31, 2019 at 7:28 pm

    !! Schumer says he’s ā€œincreasingly worriedā€ President Trump will shut down the government to distract from impeachment

    Good for Schumer for getting out ahead on this. That can be his job while the rest of the party–Schatz, Murphy, Hirono, get Lady DiFi out there, too, The Village loves her– talks impeachment

  5. 5.

    Cheryl Rofer

    October 31, 2019 at 7:33 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: Exactly. He’s saying it to pre-empt Trump’s ability to do it. Or to prepare.

    I’ll bet Nancy gave him the idea. Which is fine. He’s done well working with her on strategy.

  6. 6.

    joel hanes

    October 31, 2019 at 7:34 pm

    From the immediately preceding post:the way we win is by mobilizing every last base Democrat and any actual uncommitted voter.

    You can help flip Texas, by contributing to a proved-effective grassroots organization:
    https://juanitajean.com/ballot-by-mail-program/

    Y’all remember that I came to you and flat begged for money two years ago. Y’all paid for ballot by mail, voter registration notices for Democrats who had moved into the county from other counties but not changed their registration, and a whole mess of other grassroots programs that did not require consultants. We had not won a county wide race in 25 years. We won them all in 2018. Every race where we
    fielded a Democrat, we won.

    https://juanitajean.com/texas-my-texas/

  7. 7.

    NotMax

    October 31, 2019 at 7:37 pm

    How things have changed.

    Floor vote to formally authorize impeachment inquiry in the case of Nixon: 410 – 4.

  8. 8.

    Patricia Kayden

    October 31, 2019 at 7:41 pm

    #Breaking The Trump administration is withholding $105 million in military aid for Lebanon, two days after Prime Minister Hariri resigned. One official told @Reuters the move could pave the way for Russia to move in. https://t.co/nTu0F7JMn4 https://t.co/E1HNM2X5KU— Noga Tarnopolsky (@NTarnopolsky) October 31, 2019

  9. 9.

    Dan B

    October 31, 2019 at 7:46 pm

    @NotMax: It’s discouraging that the GOP has gone completely tribal. But not too surprising considering how the end of the Fairness Doctrine allowed the rise of FOX and “Free Market” dogma turned the internet into the worst wild west nightmare. Will the country have to implode before we can get regulation that is equal to the challenges of modern communication?

  10. 10.

    Joy in FL

    October 31, 2019 at 7:49 pm

    @joel hanes: I love this project for voting by mail in Texas. I donated this year and last year when I learned about it.

  11. 11.

    geg6

    October 31, 2019 at 7:52 pm

    No matter if it all ends well (which I am fervently hoping for). I will never forgive any of these people around Trump, supporting Trump and voting for Trump. They are beneath my contempt and I will never forget. Ever.

  12. 12.

    Martin

    October 31, 2019 at 7:52 pm

    Trump filed to change residency from NY to FL. Not sure he realizes that won’t stop the NY AG from investigating all of the crimes he committed in NY. That’s not how jurisdiction works. But he at least stands a chance of winning his home state now.

  13. 13.

    SiubhanDuinne

    October 31, 2019 at 7:53 pm

    FLORIDUH MAN! Or, Hey, Betty Cracker Has a New Nieghbor!

    BREAKING
    Trump, Lifelong New Yorker, Declares Himself a Resident of Florida

  14. 14.

    HinTN

    October 31, 2019 at 7:54 pm

    @Dan B: Milton Friedman for a fucking Nobel for that shit.

  15. 15.

    dr. bloor

    October 31, 2019 at 7:54 pm

    @Patricia Kayden: Fanatic loons in Israel are about to get an object lesson in just how big a friend to Israel that Trump is.

  16. 16.

    MisterForkbeard

    October 31, 2019 at 7:56 pm

    @Patricia Kayden: So what did Trump ask Lebanon to do for his 2020 election campaign that we don’t know about yet?

  17. 17.

    dr. bloor

    October 31, 2019 at 7:56 pm

    @debbie:

    There better be arrests for this.

    Sadly, being as dumb as a sack of hammers is legal in all fifty states and US territories.

  18. 18.

    SiubhanDuinne

    October 31, 2019 at 7:56 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    NEIGHBOR.

  19. 19.

    HinTN

    October 31, 2019 at 7:57 pm

    @Martin: I cannot resist quoting Mr Natural, “Haw Haw Haw”

  20. 20.

    NotMax

    October 31, 2019 at 7:59 pm

    @Dan B

    I’m in agreement with Obama’s stated position on this. Reinstating caps on media ownership would do more for diversity of viewpoints in the marketplace than a reinstatement of the Fairness Doctrine (which never applied to cable in any case).

  21. 21.

    sdhays

    October 31, 2019 at 8:00 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: And Brave Sir Robin, he ran away!

  22. 22.

    dr. bloor

    October 31, 2019 at 8:00 pm

    @Martin: Even Trump isn’t as stupid or demented enough to think that he could ever return to NYC. He lost Manhattan 9 to 1 in 2016, BEFORE the shit hit the fan.

  23. 23.

    sdhays

    October 31, 2019 at 8:01 pm

    @dr. bloor: The problem is how much it is encouraged.

  24. 24.

    Shana

    October 31, 2019 at 8:01 pm

    OT, but I’ve only had 6 12-year-old girls at our house trick or treating. Sigh. I love having trick or treaters.

    Oh well, the leftovers come with me on Tuesday for Election Day treats.

  25. 25.

    sdhays

    October 31, 2019 at 8:03 pm

    @dr. bloor: Actually, he was that stupid. He was surprised by how enduring and intense the hatred against him is in his home city. The threat of protests have made him terrified of his old digs.

  26. 26.

    HeleninEire

    October 31, 2019 at 8:05 pm

    FUCK YOU Anderson Cooper. Steve Bannon is coming on? REALLY?

  27. 27.

    lgerard

    October 31, 2019 at 8:05 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    That;s one thing I like about NY, they export all their elderly cranks to Florida

  28. 28.

    Daoud bin Daoud

    October 31, 2019 at 8:06 pm

    @Patricia Kayden: The Malignant Mango Manbaby is paying off Daddy Vladdy as fast as he can, while he can.

  29. 29.

    Roger Moore

    October 31, 2019 at 8:07 pm

    Noted congressional expert @kellyannepolls claims the Democrats don’t have the votes to pass the resolution.

    She was confused and thought Democrats only get 3/5 of a vote.

  30. 30.

    chris

    October 31, 2019 at 8:10 pm

    @HeleninEire: Yuck. Must be Zombie Steve Day, Steve Schmidt was on Nicolle Wallace’s show earlier.

  31. 31.

    Mary G

    October 31, 2019 at 8:10 pm

    JUST IN: Former coal exec Don Blankenship files for third-party presidential bid https://t.co/4TIJddNNNz pic.twitter.com/HNoSkgNSyV— The Hill (@thehill) October 31, 2019

    I know it’s a clichĆ© but how can we miss you if you won’t go away?

  32. 32.

    Raoul

    October 31, 2019 at 8:10 pm

    Don’t know if this got talked about in the thread below, but it seems that Trump Jr managed to get a $50K speaking gig on Oct 10, paid for from UF Gainesville student activity fees.

    The f__king cojones on these grifters.

  33. 33.

    Dan B

    October 31, 2019 at 8:13 pm

    @NotMax: I wonder if treatingvFacebook like a utility would create enough leverage to at least force them to insert disclaimers in the falsified ads. And getting them to separate their various platforms.

    I’d like some updated Fairness Doctrine that applied to cable and other information platforms. Getting something passed is the challenge, followed by enforcement.

    Sigh…

  34. 34.

    Roger Moore

    October 31, 2019 at 8:13 pm

    @Martin:

    Trump filed to change residency from NY to FL.

    He’s paving the way to replace Pence with Ivanka for 2020.

  35. 35.

    HeleninEire

    October 31, 2019 at 8:14 pm

    @chris: Yeah
    I saw that. He kept talking about the constitution. And how upstanding and American loving you should be.

    Yeah thanks Mr. Wanna FUCK Sarah Palin Guy.

  36. 36.

    Mnemosyne

    October 31, 2019 at 8:14 pm

    @Martin:

    I assume he did it because his own tax bill made his NY taxes soar.

  37. 37.

    Roger Moore

    October 31, 2019 at 8:16 pm

    @Mary G:

    JUST IN: Former coal exec Don Blankenship files for third-party presidential bid

    Sounds fine to me. Any votes he somehow manages to get are a lot more likely to come from the right than the left.

  38. 38.

    Dan B

    October 31, 2019 at 8:16 pm

    @HinTN: Yes. I’d managed to forget the Nobel Prize.

    The number of chairs in economics sponsored by unregulated market fanatics is another horror.

  39. 39.

    chris

    October 31, 2019 at 8:18 pm

    @HeleninEire: Ew!

  40. 40.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    October 31, 2019 at 8:25 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    BREAKING
    Trump, Lifelong New Yorker, Declares Himself a Resident of Florida

    Extry! Extry! Alligators and man-eating spiders seek refuge in Alabama.
    “It’s no longer the community we knew and loved, where we could raise our spawn in a wholesome swamp, said the head of the cotton-mouth snake neighbors association.

  41. 41.

    Dan B

    October 31, 2019 at 8:31 pm

    Trump (probably Stephen Miller) is trying to get someone in at DHS as an undersecretary without Senate confirmation. So he’s trying to normalize disregarding the Constitution.

    Tax giveaway – check
    Federalist judges – check
    Aligning with authoritarian leaders – check
    Applying laws only to opponents – check soon

  42. 42.

    Roger Moore

    October 31, 2019 at 8:31 pm

    @Mnemosyne:
    I’m not sure how much this will help Trump with his taxes. People who have income from multiple states are generally taxed on that income in the state in which it is earned, not on the state they choose as their domicile. For example, professional athletes are taxed based on where their games are played, so they can wind up having to pay taxes in a dozen states. So how this will affect Trump will depend heavily on how his businesses are structured.

  43. 43.

    trnc

    October 31, 2019 at 8:32 pm

    @debbie: As dumb as these assholes are, I doubt they were trying to intimidate. I think they were trying to be cute – “Dems are totally gonna get hammered next fall and have to move out of their offices!”

    They’re idiots and they deserve an official rebuke, but no way will there be any legal action taken against them.

  44. 44.

    Chyron HR

    October 31, 2019 at 8:33 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    Trump has a plan to not lose his home state again in 2020!

    Narrator: He still lost his home state in 2020.

  45. 45.

    Dan B

    October 31, 2019 at 8:35 pm

    @Dan B: I’m not forgetting the awful things that Carson, DeVos, Perry, and others are doing. Or the clearly criminal acts perpetrated on immigrants and POC. It’s hard to remember all the damage. That’s probably the plan – overwhelm us.

  46. 46.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    October 31, 2019 at 8:35 pm

    @Roger Moore: Didn’t Kellyanne used to do polling? I assumed one had to be able to count to do that.

  47. 47.

    dm

    October 31, 2019 at 8:37 pm

    All these years I was remembering it as 7 o’clock news/Scarborough Fair

  48. 48.

    HumboldtBlue

    October 31, 2019 at 8:38 pm

    Could I get a hand over here? I have two comments stuck in moderation in the Levenson thread and I swear I’ll never do it again, whatever it is I did.

  49. 49.

    trnc

    October 31, 2019 at 8:40 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    BREAKING
    Trump, Lifelong New Yorker, Declares Himself a Resident of Florida

    Sure, why not? Cheney passed himself off as not a resident from Texas (even though he had been voting in Tx and claimed his primary home there for tax purposes) because the constitution prohibits the prez and VP from being residents of the same state if the electoral margin is less than the number of electoral votes represented by that state.

  50. 50.

    Aleta

    October 31, 2019 at 8:41 pm

    (BBC) A herd of 500 goats has helped save the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library from the California wildfires.

    In May, the library hired the goats to clear flammable scrub surrounding the complex as a preventative measure. The goats ate the brush, creating a fire break that slowed the flames and gave firefighters extra time to react.

    The goats were hired from a local company – 805 Goats – to clear around 13 acres of land.
    Scott Morris started the company last November and charges around $1,000 (Ā£771) per acre of land.
    As California continues to have more wildfires, Mr Morris says he will need to double his herd to meet demand.

  51. 51.

    hueyplong

    October 31, 2019 at 8:41 pm

    Lots of people change residence to Florida in order to file bankruptcy there.

  52. 52.

    Jeffro

    October 31, 2019 at 8:46 pm

    The GOP is like, ā€œshit…all that concern trolling we did, and they STILL went ahead with the impeachment resolution? They’re really gonna do this?ā€

    (sound of dozens of republi-diapers being filled)

    That’s right you un-American clowns, we’re going to lay this all out before the country across the next month or two and see how it all shakes out. Follow the facts without fear or favor, you gettin’ it now?

    Feliz trumpidad, traitors!

  53. 53.

    Duane

    October 31, 2019 at 8:46 pm

    @Roger Moore: The idea of Princess Witch Ivanka being VP is giving me the Halloween creeps. A nightmare in the real world.

  54. 54.

    dr. bloor

    October 31, 2019 at 8:48 pm

    @Aleta: We don’t deserve goats.

  55. 55.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    October 31, 2019 at 8:49 pm

    @Aleta: 805 isn’t the number of goats they have, it’s the local area code.

  56. 56.

    Chyron HR

    October 31, 2019 at 8:50 pm

    @Roger Moore:

    Do Trump’s handlers not understand that people hate his awful children even more than they hate him?

  57. 57.

    mad citizen

    October 31, 2019 at 8:51 pm

    Leave it to the magic of the marketplace.

    I’m thinking this phrase was in a song but can’t remember.

  58. 58.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    October 31, 2019 at 8:51 pm

    @Roger Moore: Well, it’s not like he’s going to win New York anyway.

  59. 59.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    October 31, 2019 at 8:52 pm

    @Chyron HR:

    Trump’s handlers

    You made a funny.

  60. 60.

    Roger Moore

    October 31, 2019 at 8:55 pm

    @Chyron HR:
    I don’t think Trump listens to anything but what he wants to hear.

  61. 61.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    October 31, 2019 at 8:56 pm

    @Roger Moore:

    Still a man hears what he wants to hear
    And disregards the rest

  62. 62.

    Chyron HR

    October 31, 2019 at 8:56 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA:

    Sure he has handlers, who do you think tells him what his judicial appointments are?

  63. 63.

    craigie

    October 31, 2019 at 8:57 pm

    In this small-minded effort to overturn the 2016 election, they are discrediting democracy and disregarding the American electorate.

    Actually, according to any normal definition of “democratic election”, he lost. Bigly.

  64. 64.

    Steve in the ATL

    October 31, 2019 at 8:57 pm

    Been working and traveling, finally home. What have I missed—any jackals getting divorced or getting drunk?

  65. 65.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    October 31, 2019 at 8:58 pm

    @Chyron HR: The Federalist Society, but they know their lane.

  66. 66.

    dexwood

    October 31, 2019 at 8:59 pm

    Buckle up. It IS a bumpy ride. Out for the night… I’m old and sleep is important. Other things to do.

  67. 67.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    October 31, 2019 at 8:59 pm

    @Steve in the ATL: Literally?

  68. 68.

    Steve in the ATL

    October 31, 2019 at 8:59 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: I’ve mentioned this before: while law schools are full of assholes, the worst of the worst were the federalist society d-bags.

  69. 69.

    Steve in the ATL

    October 31, 2019 at 9:01 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: I literally got home just two glasses of wine ago.

    Should I have posted a trigger warning?

  70. 70.

    Ken

    October 31, 2019 at 9:05 pm

    @Aleta: In the dramatization for TV, the goats will be working while the fire rages around them, not five months before the blaze.

  71. 71.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    October 31, 2019 at 9:05 pm

    @Steve in the ATL:

    while law schools are full of assholes

    Did I mention that I used to work for corporate attorneys?

  72. 72.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    October 31, 2019 at 9:06 pm

    @Ken: I did see video on the news of goats being evacuated.

  73. 73.

    chris

    October 31, 2019 at 9:07 pm

    Heh, NY Gov. Cuomo on Trump’s Florida move. Gonna leave a mark.

  74. 74.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    October 31, 2019 at 9:08 pm

    @chris: He left out, “don’t let the door hit ya on the way out”.

  75. 75.

    Steve in the ATL

    October 31, 2019 at 9:10 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: he left out, ā€œZing!ā€

  76. 76.

    joel hanes

    October 31, 2019 at 9:10 pm

    @trnc:

    George H. W. Bush actually lived in a lavish compound in Kennebunkport. For many years, his residence for tax and electoral purposes was a hotel room in Dallas.

  77. 77.

    JPL

    October 31, 2019 at 9:11 pm

    @Ken: There will be a horse in the background going back in to the fire to rescue other horses also. Bambi’s mother still dies though. Some things can’t be undone.

  78. 78.

    Steve in the ATL

    October 31, 2019 at 9:11 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: you know whereof I speak.

    Corporate attorneys are frequently tools. They overlap a lot with I-bankers but make a fraction of the money.

    Litigators at least have personalities.

  79. 79.

    Steve in the ATL

    October 31, 2019 at 9:13 pm

    @JPL: ha!

    We got 14 trick or treaters tonight. Pretty good for us considering the cold weather, length of our driveway, and fact that I’m an attorney.

  80. 80.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    October 31, 2019 at 9:14 pm

    @Steve in the ATL: I worked primarily for litigators, some characters there indeed.

  81. 81.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 31, 2019 at 9:15 pm

    @Steve in the ATL:

    and fact that I’m an attorney.

    Haha

  82. 82.

    JPL

    October 31, 2019 at 9:15 pm

    @Steve in the ATL: I had six but all little ones including a beautiful princess. Since I have so few i make bags, one tot new to trick or treating didn’t understand the bag thing. He thought I wasn’t giving him any candy.

  83. 83.

    zhena gogolia

    October 31, 2019 at 9:16 pm

    Really good video of Kamala Harris being interviewed by kids.

    https://twitter.com/KamalaHarris/status/1190011813154283521

  84. 84.

    zhena gogolia

    October 31, 2019 at 9:18 pm

    @JPL:

    We had five, who all came at once.

  85. 85.

    jeffreyw

    October 31, 2019 at 9:19 pm

    @Ken:

    @Aleta: In the dramatization for TV, the goats will be working while the fire rages around them, not five months before the blaze.

    In a tragic aside, one of them succumbs to smoke and ends up in a taco.

  86. 86.

    raven

    October 31, 2019 at 9:21 pm

    @Steve in the ATL: fak u dork

  87. 87.

    chris

    October 31, 2019 at 9:21 pm

    Intermission. Happy cat. Also a sheep.

  88. 88.

    JPL

    October 31, 2019 at 9:23 pm

    @zhena gogolia: If the media would cover her, I do think she’d be higher up. Thank you for the link.

  89. 89.

    NotMax

    October 31, 2019 at 9:25 pm

    re: Dolt 45 changing his state of residence.

    A move to fight extradition to NY? Quick perusal of the applicable statutes in Florida leave the impression the governor may deny extradition by fiat.

  90. 90.

    zhena gogolia

    October 31, 2019 at 9:32 pm

    Paul Rudnick’s tweets are causing me hysteria this evening.

    @PaulRudnickNY
    Oct 30
    More
    Laura Ingraham was found wandering the streets, identifying herself as Kellyanne, Ann Coulter and Lara Trump, howling, “I’m a blonde bigot in a sleeveless dress spewing lies! No wonder I’m confused! My kids think I’m Megyn Kelly! We’re Bratz dolls crushing on Mitch McConnell!”

  91. 91.

    mrmoshpotato

    October 31, 2019 at 9:33 pm

    Have the Russthuglican cocksplats declared the Constitution unconstitutional yet?

  92. 92.

    zhena gogolia

    October 31, 2019 at 9:33 pm

    @PaulRudnickNY
    Oct 22
    More
    Trump is considering replacing Mulvaney as Chief of Staff with either Kellyanne or Mnuchin, who are currently touring as the Thenardiers in Les Mis. Other options include an expired can of soup, Melania’s tennis pro Vlad, whoever’s Secretary of State, a Waterpik and a Twizzler

  93. 93.

    Dan B

    October 31, 2019 at 9:34 pm

    @zhena gogolia: Thanks for posting that Kamala piece. She’s my number one choice and I occasionally flip to Liz. And we’ve got great choices with a couple exceptions.

  94. 94.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    October 31, 2019 at 9:35 pm

    @NotMax: That’s Cole’s theory, somehow related to hiding shit.

    Cake or Death @ Johngcole
    2h2 hours ago
    didn’t OJ move there so he could not lose his house in a civil lawsuit because of florida laws?

    NY AG may be closer to tax returns than we realize

    I don’t know how FL could stop the NY AG from looking at his tax returns, but… trump has appointed, I think, one fourth of the federal appeals court judges at this point.

    But her WALL. STREET. SPEECHES!

  95. 95.

    Raoul

    October 31, 2019 at 9:39 pm

    @joel hanes: When you’re rich (or aggressively assert across decades that you’re rich), they let you do anything. Including paying a Hilton to accept mail for you so that the pretense is not only laughable, but somehow also IRS-compliant.

  96. 96.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    October 31, 2019 at 9:45 pm

    Cicilline made a video from the transcript of a threatening phone call he got.

    David Cicilline @ davidcicilline
    This is a voicemail I got this week. Blind loyalty to the President is one thing. This is something else.

    I think this is a good thing for Dems to do. Let the tote-baggers and the Romney-types see and her just what they’re carrying water for, the people they think are carrying water for them.

    I also suspect that the Big Brain who did this was easily found by authorities.

  97. 97.

    wkwv

    October 31, 2019 at 9:47 pm

    @chris:
    Sheep massage!

  98. 98.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    October 31, 2019 at 9:48 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: It’s a cult.

  99. 99.

    sdhays

    October 31, 2019 at 9:49 pm

    OT: I don’t really understand why Katie Hill is being forced to resign. I understand that she had “a relationship” with a staffer, but that in and of itself doesn’t seem necessarily resignation material to me (unless there are allegations of coercion or retaliation when the relationship ended). I can sort of understand not wanting to run for reelection or the party preferring someone without the baggage running to hold the seat in 2020, but why is she resigning? She we assume there’s more to the story?

    Right now, it seems to me that it’s because there were nude photos and she’s a woman. Neither of which is a crime (although the non-consensual publication of the photos IS a crime).

  100. 100.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    October 31, 2019 at 9:50 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: He can’t not confess

    @ realDonaldTrump
    ….New York, and always will, but unfortunately, despite the fact that I pay millions of dollars in city, state and local taxes each year, I have been treated very badly by the political leaders of both the city and state. Few have been treated worse. I hated having to make….

  101. 101.

    chris

    October 31, 2019 at 9:51 pm

    @zhena gogolia: Hahaha! Thank you, he’s great. Bookmarked.

  102. 102.

    Ken

    October 31, 2019 at 9:52 pm

    @JPL: Bambi’s mother died?

    I once had some kids convinced that I had never watched Toy Story 3 all the way through, because I couldn’t watch them all go into the incinerator and always turned it off at that point.

  103. 103.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    October 31, 2019 at 9:53 pm

    @sdhays: I said this during the Franken unpleasantness, they are going to do this over and over until it doesn’t work anymore.

  104. 104.

    Dev Null

    October 31, 2019 at 9:55 pm

    @Cheryl Rofer: Alternatively, “don’t throw me in the briar patch, Donad Trump.”

  105. 105.

    Anne Laurie

    October 31, 2019 at 10:00 pm

    @Martin:

    Trump filed to change residency from NY to FL. Not sure he realizes that won’t stop the NY AG from investigating all of the crimes he committed in NY.

    I am not a lawyer, or a Floridian, but I live in a state top-heavy with migrant snowbirds. Lots of my dual-loyalty neighbors declare themselves officially FL residents because the Sunshine State has a relatively low tax rate — especially for senior citizens.

    I seem to recall Florida is also notoriously generous to bankrupts; if you can stand the ignominy, Florida’s ‘homestead rules’ gives you a much more generous ‘personal property’ exemption than stricter states like NY or MA. Bigger house, nicer / multiple vehicles, ‘personal’ jewelry, etc.

    (I also seem to recall Florida divorce laws are much more favorable to the wealthier partner, but that’s another story… )

  106. 106.

    TS (the original)

    October 31, 2019 at 10:00 pm

    @chris: Steve Schmidt was on Nicolle Wallace’s show earlier.

    Steve lost his sinecure as campaign manager for a dem candidate when said candidate withdrew from the race. So now he’s back as a contributor.. Supporting a failed republican candidate seems to work for getting a job on MSNBC.

  107. 107.

    trollhattan

    October 31, 2019 at 10:08 pm

    Fun party idea:
    Invite friends over and have them watch you spend an hour trying to cancel your SiriusXM account. Spoooooky

  108. 108.

    Jeffro

    October 31, 2019 at 10:10 pm

    Was the Clinton impeachment an ā€œattempt to overturn the election of 1996ā€, trumpublicans? If so – thank you for your honesty. If not…please proceed with your explanations.

  109. 109.

    trollhattan

    October 31, 2019 at 10:10 pm

    @sdhays:
    You simply cannot have an affair with a subordinate expecting no negative consequences. This was true before #MeToo and is phenomenally stupid after.

  110. 110.

    sdhays

    October 31, 2019 at 10:12 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: At least with Franken, there was an argument that Franken leaving shut down the whataboutism that the Republicans were shouting to try to save their lunatic nominee in Alabama. And it worked (at least Doug Jones won). This is just….WTF.

  111. 111.

    Jeffro

    October 31, 2019 at 10:16 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: He’s throwing a Hail Mary, trying to keep his tax returns away from the NY AG.

    That’s literally all the Dems need to say. ā€œMr. ā€˜Billionaire’ is so worried about those tax returns that he’s willing to tuck his tail and run to Floridaā€

  112. 112.

    Aleta

    October 31, 2019 at 10:27 pm

    @Ken: Then the studio forces a rewrite of the script to ‘punch it up’ and adds a flashy character who didn’t exist in RL (played by say a Briard or a bearded Collie) who comes prancing into town. A handsome charmer. After the persevering goats take one wrong turn (unrealistic), he rushes out, treats them like a monolithic society (insulting), force-herds them back to town and gets all the glory.

  113. 113.

    sdhays

    October 31, 2019 at 10:30 pm

    @trollhattan: Do you think she would still be resigning if there weren’t nude pictures?

    I don’t have a problem with her resigning for sleeping with a subordinate; I think not sleeping with subordinates is a good ethical line to keep. I just find it hard to keep up with what society decides is not acceptable. And I have a (hopefully incorrect) suspicion that if we were talking about Congressman Ken Hill, we wouldn’t be talking about his resignation.

  114. 114.

    Mnemosyne

    October 31, 2019 at 10:40 pm

    @sdhays:

    It’s because her asshole ex gave 700 illegal nude photos of her to right wing websites, and there’s absolutely no way to stop them from publishing short of resignation. In short, it was blackmail and extortion.

    @trollhattan:

    I’ve seen some people saying there are no rules about having relationships with staffers during a campaign if you’re not actually in the House yet. So you can question her ethics, I suppose, but she didn’t do anything wrong even by House rules.

    She resigned because she was blackmailed into it. Period.

  115. 115.

    Ilefttxwhenannlost

    October 31, 2019 at 10:50 pm

    @Roger Moore: it ain’t about anything else than the boooooos

  116. 116.

    trollhattan

    October 31, 2019 at 10:52 pm

    @sdhays: @Mnemosyne:
    Blackmailing by the ex is unforgivable and hopefully brings charges on his head from the state. Would she have resigned lacking that? No idea, perhaps. I’m not in her district, not even close.

    From an HR perspective an affair with an underling is verboten. Period. Maybe just House censure lacking the other, but no way to begin your political career. Simply dumb, ill-informed, wrong. No defense.

  117. 117.

    Matt McIrvin

    October 31, 2019 at 11:17 pm

    @craigie: Anyway, I missed the part where we wanted Mike Pence to be President in 2016. I’m pretty sure they elected Pence to be the backup in this kind of situation.

  118. 118.

    Frankensteinbeck

    October 31, 2019 at 11:41 pm

    @Jeffro:

    He’s throwing a Hail Mary, trying to keep his tax returns away from the NY AG.

    I’m guessing that A) it’s not that easy, and B) it was Kushner’s idea. This has Jared’s “I have a brilliant idea!” stink all over it.

  119. 119.

    Another Scott

    November 1, 2019 at 12:31 am

    @joel hanes: Excellent. Thanks for the pointer.

    This is how we win – not leaving any votes behind.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  120. 120.

    West of the Rockies

    November 1, 2019 at 1:04 am

    @trollhattan:

    Has the ex been identified? There’s a candidate for doxing. Every woman should know his name and face. No woman should ever fuck him again.

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