Man, I hate to give Brooks any attention, but this is about perfect:
Flyover Man, Flyover Man
Saying the things
David Brooks can
Is he real? It's not important
Flyover Man— Kieran Healy (@kjhealy) October 4, 2019
David Brooks Man, David Brooks Man
Hit by his mid-life pretty bad man
Mountaineering each day
Wed his RA
David Brooks Man— Kieran Healy (@kjhealy) October 4, 2019
In case you haven’t been following along, Brooks did what he usually does when everything is bleak, it’s the middle of the night, he’s all alone and the dummies might be right: he masturbates onto the page, rolls over and goes to bed.
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