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Archives for October 2019

Late-Night Open Thread: Floriduh Man, Impeachment Inquiry Edition

by Anne Laurie|  October 25, 20191:31 am| 34 Comments

This post is in: Impeachment Inquiry, Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Assholes, Clown car, Floriduh Man

Well, I guess "300" did feature a preening egotist who tried to force his way into somewhere he wasn't supposed to be, but I don't remember Xerxes sending out for pizza.https://t.co/DV0HSDSmHV

— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) October 24, 2019

Matt Gaetz has such strong "my dad owns a dealership" vibes. https://t.co/KGnyhwCtc5

— The chud from C.H.U.D. (@maggieserota) October 24, 2019

Fun fact: Matt Gaetz was arrested for DUI in 2008 as he "drove back from the Swamp, a nightclub" in Florida in a "2001 BMW SUV registered to his state senator dad."

The jokes practically write themselves.https://t.co/YkQTFwlUnV

— Jenney?? (@neatdesign) October 24, 2019

Honestly I think it's a relief that Matt Gaetz is a congressman because if he wasn't he would for sure be a Florida cop that plants cocaine on people

— Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) October 23, 2019

Not only did Republicans violate House rules yesterday by bringing their phones into a secure area, but Matt Gaetz and his staff also handed out expired congressional passes to some uncredentialed reporters and the crew of HBO’s “The Swamp.” https://t.co/W2RQ1JZCAR

— Vicky Ward (@VickyPJWard) October 24, 2019

I’ve always thought telling my children I served with civil rights icons like John Lewis & Elijah Cummings would be the highlight of my time in Congress. But now, I can share the time Matt Gaetz, Louie Gohhmert, & Steve King sat in an air-conditioned SCIF and ate pizza for 5 hrs. https://t.co/be8VFclpWR

— Rep. Eric Swalwell (@RepSwalwell) October 24, 2019

There actually are rules — passed by Republicans in 2015, in fact — and you broke them.

Moreover, the people following those rules aren’t “an angry pack of rabid hyenas.” But the mob that barged in and violated security procedures sure seemed like one.https://t.co/ySOLw9R0Yx

— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) October 24, 2019

My favorite part of the Constitution is where it says “Even if the evidence shows you did the crime of which you are accused, to which you have publicly confessed, you can go free if enough of your frat bros show up at the police station & cry." pic.twitter.com/7HE9hDq5uM

— Jon Zal (@OfficialJonZal) October 23, 2019

Ok, now I recognize him. pic.twitter.com/9LusbdyKsD

— Mig Greengard (@chessninja) October 24, 2019

This is Matt Gaetz’s Democratic Challenger. Follow @PhilEhr and retweet. He’s at 19,000 followers. pic.twitter.com/BGYJvIB01q

— Adam Parkhomenko (@AdamParkhomenko) October 23, 2019

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Impeachment Inquiry Open Thread: Bill Barr Drops His Figleaf

by Anne Laurie|  October 24, 201910:03 pm| 161 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Impeachment Inquiry, Open Threads, Republican Venality, Russiagate, Trump Crime Cartel, Blatant Liars and the Lies They Tell, Decline and Fall, Let A Thousand Watergates Bloom, Security Theatre

Looking forward to the new cascade of whistleblowers from this thing. https://t.co/Q2oEiOapYc

— Michael Weiss (@michaeldweiss) October 25, 2019

NYT: William Barr’s Justice Dept has opened a criminal inquiry into the origins of ‘Crossfire Hurricane’ — the code name for the FBI’s Russia investigation https://t.co/GxcFMPT7eT

— Josh Campbell (@joshscampbell) October 25, 2019

… Justice Department officials have shifted an administrative review of the Russia investigation closely overseen by Attorney General William P. Barr to a criminal inquiry, according to two people familiar with the matter. The move gives the prosecutor running it, John H. Durham, the power to subpoena for witness testimony and documents, to impanel a grand jury and to file criminal charges…

Mr. Trump has made clear that he sees the typically independent Justice Department as a tool to be wielded against his political enemies. That view factors into the impeachment investigation against him, as does his long obsession with the origins of the Russia inquiry. House Democrats are examining in part whether his pressure on Ukraine to open investigations into theories about the 2016 election constituted an abuse of power.

The move also creates an unusual situation in which the Justice Department is conducting a criminal investigation into itself…

It was not clear what potential crime Mr. Durham is investigating, nor when the criminal investigation was prompted. A Justice Department spokeswoman declined to comment…

Revelations so far about Mr. Durham’s investigation have shown that he has focused in his first months on the accusations that Mr. Trump’s conservative allies have made about the origins of the Russia inquiry in their efforts to undermine it. Mr. Durham’s efforts have prompted criticism that he and Mr. Barr are trying to deliver the president a political victory, though investigators would typically run down all aspects of a case to complete a review of it…

What Barr is doing in Europe is just a more careful version of what Giuliani is doing.

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) October 25, 2019

dollars to donuts, this will end up being another article of impeachment https://t.co/dHs0wzrDHP

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) October 25, 2019

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Open Thread: Trump’s Latest Waaaaahll Proposal

by Anne Laurie|  October 24, 20197:08 pm| 154 Comments

This post is in: Hail to the Hairpiece, Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, All Too Normal, Decline and Fall, Let A Thousand Watergates Bloom

Alert: The president said a couple minutes ago, "We're building a wall in Colorado. We're building a beautiful wall. A big one that really works."

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) October 23, 2019

The Oval Office Occupant was in Pittsburgh to share his ‘wisdom’ with the Shale Insight Conference, because it’s nice for him to get an ego-boost from people wearing suits for a change. Of course, in a ‘sympathetic’ venue, you can always count on some off-teleprompter mayhem…

Is NEW Mexico gonna pay for it? https://t.co/DoSNGfsB9C

— Rep. Diana DeGette (@RepDianaDeGette) October 23, 2019

I’m beginning to wonder if it’s gonna come down to a question of whether the impeachment proceedings can be finalized before the guy has a complete mental breakdown. At least Nixon (reputedly) talked to the portraits on the walls of the White House in private…

This is gonna end with Trump using a Sharpie on a map to suggest that Mexico borders Colorado isn’t it. https://t.co/fImSLzv8CG

— Daniel W. Drezner (@dandrezner) October 23, 2019

https://t.co/fmE0hiPLNB pic.twitter.com/gMzNIcl5Qu

— Sen. Patrick Leahy (@SenatorLeahy) October 23, 2019

Also predictably, the non-functional walkback from his staff afterwards:

Trump does t kid. https://t.co/aCOnJyk7Os

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) October 24, 2019

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Kellyanne Conway cc’s the provost!

by Betty Cracker|  October 24, 20195:30 pm| 101 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics, Assholes, General Stupidity

If you’re up for a Dynasty-style beat-down in the ornamental pond, listen to the audio of this call.

Kellyanne Conway disparagingly told me it was improper to write about her husband and threatened to investigate my personal life in a conversation she thought was off the record. It wasn’t. https://t.co/0FTz9jj5Cf

— Caitlin Yilek (@hausofcait) October 24, 2019

Prediction: additional wigs will be snatched. Open thread!

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The Impeachment Shapes Up

by Cheryl Rofer|  October 24, 20192:34 pm| 99 Comments

This post is in: Impeachment

Every day brings new evidence of Donald Trump’s crimes, or his commiting a new one in front of the television cameras. The scene changes rapidly, but the House Democrats are starting to focus on how to impeach Trump.

Although it is not official, the strategy that has been mentioned is to concentrate on Trump’s abuses of power in his attempts to force the President of Ukraine to comply with his desires to absolve Russia of interference in the 2016 election and to manufacture a scandal against the Bidens that would serve the same purpose as Hillary’s emails. The investigation and current depositions are consistent with this strategy.

It’s a good strategy because an airtight case is necessary, and only one or a few of Trump’s high crimes and misdemeanors can be investigated to that point, because of the limitations of time. Impeachment does not require that all crimes be addressed in this way, just enough to make a persuasive case. Presumably a list of uninvestigated probable high crimes and misdemeanors could be part of the bill of impeachment.

It also helps to focus the public’s attention and make credible Trump’s lawlessness. After the closed-door depositions now taking place, the House committees intend to hold open hearings. The purpose of the depositions is to learn the extent of this set of crimes, gather evidence, and focus the open hearings.

The attempts at influencing President Volodymyr Zelensky contain multiple probable high crimes and misdemeanors. Some may be statutory crimes. Others may amount to abuse of power or obstruction of justice. All seem to be against the interests of the United States. Here’s a list:

  • Obstructing the distribution of funds as Congress has voted
  • Asking non-US persons for help in an election campaign
  • Using government funds to acquire personal benefits
  • Using a personal attorney to perform governmental functions (This probably contains multiple other crimes, like communicating classified information over insecure channels to people not cleared to receive it.)
  • Lying to Congress (This would include people working for Trump. If he instructed them to, he is culpable too.)
  • Abuse of power in firing an ambassador
  • Accepting non-US funds for an election campaign (Parnas and Fruman?)

Lev Parnas and Igor Fruman are connected to both Rudy Giuliani and Ukrainian oligarch  Dmytro Firtash and seem to have been passing money through to Republican campaigns, although it is not clear whether they are connected with the scheme to influence Zelensky. Beyond this immediate crime cluster, other crimes associated with Ukraine may become apparent.

Michael Cohen, Trump’s attorney now in prison, was a connection to Ukrainian organized crime in the United States. Secretary of Energy Rick Perry tried to influence Ukrainian officials to put people of his choosing on the board of Naftogaz, a Ukrainian natural gas company. Kashyap Patel, a congressional aide, supplied President Trump with information on Ukraine.

Update: Adam suggests that John Solomon is another backchannel. He is being represented by Joe diGenova and Victoria Toensing, who keep popping up in this drama. I’m not including all Adam’s suspicious because I am more cautious about that, but Solomon is worth noting. Potentially diGenova and Toensing connect several of the players, but I have run out of yarn to connect all the stickies on the wall. Adam’s suggestion reminded me of another aspect to the attempts to influence Zelensky. It’s possible that once Trump had Zelensky “in a box,” he would put pressure on him in other ways. In other words, he would be able to direct Ukrainian national policy.

Further back, Paul Manafort and others in Trump’s campaign tried to exert influence relative to Ukraine in multiple ways.

Recent depositions implicate Ambassador to the EU Gordon Sondland and Special Representative Kurt Volker. Secretary of State Mike Pompeo and Attorney General Bill Barr have been mentioned in the depositions.

There is much more to come.

 

Cross-posted at Nuclear Diner

 

The Impeachment Shapes UpPost + Comments (99)

He was still running?

by David Anderson|  October 24, 20191:06 pm| 93 Comments

This post is in: 2020 Elections, Open Threads

Tim Ryan just announced he’s dropping out of the race to be the Democratic presidential nominee and I just realized that Tim Ryan was still in the race.

— Caroline Orr (@RVAwonk) October 24, 2019

Buh bye

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Respite Open Thread: Throw Like a Girl

by TaMara|  October 24, 201910:46 am| 68 Comments

This post is in: Nature & Respite, Something Good Open Thread

I have a busy day ahead, but this started things off just right:

Here you can see the actual throw:

Simone Biles throwing first pitch at the World Series, while also letting the girls know she coming for necks in 2020 ?? #Tokyo2020 pic.twitter.com/vSNqqXlgwW

— Joshua Chenault (@joshuachenault1) October 24, 2019

And thanks to Adam for sending this to me:

And another thing. pic.twitter.com/r4NUrpmNqQ

— jamie (@gnuman1979) October 23, 2019

Bailey used to talk and back-talk aaaallll the time. I miss it, but Scout is working on it. Sometimes she finds her voice and it startles her. Adorable.

Before today’s onslaught, here’s a respite open thread.

 

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