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You are here: Home / Pet Blogging / Dog Blogging / Late Night Open Thread: Canine Blogging

Late Night Open Thread: Canine Blogging

by Anne Laurie|  November 2, 20191:55 am| 41 Comments

This post is in: Dog Blogging, Open Threads, Russiagate, Clown car, Riveted By The Sociological Significance Of It All

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Random stuff *I* found entertaining…

"Shannon– that is NOT a coyote — it's a husky!" pic.twitter.com/KqdKVtWgM1

— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) October 31, 2019

Opposite is happening here in Denver… pic.twitter.com/9vjXQhdDOi

— Bob Jones (@bob_j) October 31, 2019

pic.twitter.com/GTDZ6wOUQ5

— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) October 31, 2019


 

Maria Butina: “I think it's an American, very old saying that suggests that wolves have teeth, but not all animals with teeth are wolves” https://t.co/byHr87nOxZ

— Vera Bergengruen (@VeraMBergen) November 1, 2019

That’s my question to you Americans!

— Vera Bergengruen (@VeraMBergen) November 1, 2019

It’s an old saying from Georgia, just south of…Russia!

— GoodWitchHunting (@roxknox0608) November 1, 2019

It’s part of a question from an old American test, the LSAT.

— Will Portello (@WillPortello) November 1, 2019

As an American who researches wolf-human discourse and lore, I'm not familiar with that proverb. Kind of sounds like a version of this one, though:
"Not everything that is grey is a wolf"
However, that's a Russian proverb, not an American one. Sure it's just an honest mistake.

— Michael Lukas, Interdisciplinary Ph.D. (@JoyfulSisyphean) November 1, 2019


 

Conan is a female dog. Trump is just a little b****. https://t.co/Dn4d4GCjkc

— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) November 2, 2019

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  1. 1.

    hilts

    November 2, 2019 at 2:03 am

    Sean Doolittle is a class act and hopefully more Nationals players will follow his example.

    The Washington Nationals will be missing at least one major contributor when visiting the House on Monday.

    Closer Sean Doolittle told The Washington Post’s Jesse Dougherty on Friday that he does not plan to attend the team’s White House visit. Doolittle is the first member of the Nationals to publicly confirm he will not attend the event, currently scheduled for 1:15 p.m. ET on Monday.

    The White House announced the visit early in the morning on Friday, two days after the Nationals won their first-ever championship in seven games.

    In an interview with Dougherty, Doolittle cited Trump’s public conduct as the reason for his decision:

    Doolittle also reportedly cited Trump’s past violations of the Fair Housing Act, his treatment of the Central Park Five and his comments following the white supremacist rally in Charlottesville, as well as his mocking of a disabled reporter.

    When it comes to athletes skipping visits to Trump’s White House, the refrain against them is often that they should simply respect the office of the president. Doolittle’s response is simply that Trump hasn’t respected the office himself:

    h/t https://www.yahoo.com/sports/sean-doolittle-nationals-closer-world-series-white-house-trump-235607911.html

  2. 2.

    Cacti

    November 2, 2019 at 2:04 am

    Yeah, I’ve never heard that allegedly American saying before.

  3. 3.

    mrmoshpotato

    November 2, 2019 at 2:08 am

    1. Who’s Conan?

    2. Go talk to Sharon and her husband to tell her, her husband and their dog to shut the fuck up.

    3. Tentacles

  4. 4.

    mrmoshpotato

    November 2, 2019 at 2:13 am

    @hilts: Also, fuck him and his room-temp hamberders and soggy fries. And his sucking of Putin’s ass.

  5. 5.

    Hob

    November 2, 2019 at 2:22 am

    @mrmoshpotato: Conan is a military dog who took part in some way in the raid that killed al-Baghdadi. That’s mainly according to Trump’s own somewhat fanciful account of that raid, which also featured a lot of tough men calling him Sir and giving him a real-time account of how al-Baghdadi was crying and whimpering before death, etc. Then Trump continued to go on and on about the dog in the media and on Twitter, which is the only reason a lot of people have ever heard of the dog. And now Trump is complaining that the dog gets too much attention.

    This is one of the rare occasions when I briefly think: “No. No, he can’t be that fucking addled and broken and unaware and petty and childish. He’s trying to be funny. He’s actually trying to make a joke.” But then… the moment passes, alas, I think he was serious.

  6. 6.

    Duane

    November 2, 2019 at 2:24 am

    Unlike Trumpov, the dog did something that deserves credit. Unlike the dog, Trumpov just sits and whines.

  7. 7.

    smike

    November 2, 2019 at 2:28 am

    @mrmoshpotato:
    Preacher:
    “Can I hear a Ramen!”

    Preachees:
    “Ramen!”

  8. 8.

    mrmoshpotato

    November 2, 2019 at 2:31 am

    @Hob: Did the dog call Dump “Sir”?

  9. 9.

    mrmoshpotato

    November 2, 2019 at 2:33 am

    @smike: Would you like a room-temp can of Coke that’s somehow flat?

  10. 10.

    Sister Golden Bear

    November 2, 2019 at 2:34 am

    @Hob: Trump’s Razor, says yes, he’s serious.

  11. 11.

    mrmoshpotato

    November 2, 2019 at 2:43 am

    @Sister Golden Bear: *sigh*. It hurts, because it’s true.

  12. 12.

    NotMax

    November 2, 2019 at 2:59 am

    So old can remember when this blog didn’t rely on tweets in place of content.

    /curmudgeon

  13. 13.

    scav

    November 2, 2019 at 3:00 am

    All his orangeness needs now for his show is a pony!

    And, with all the shit he’s shoveling, tradition would have it that there must be a pony in there somewhere …… (not that a bull wouldn’t make more sense in hpthis particular instance).

  14. 14.

    mrmoshpotato

    November 2, 2019 at 3:04 am

    @NotMax: Do you put on your cranky pants one leg at a time? :)

  15. 15.

    NotMax

    November 2, 2019 at 3:22 am

    @mrmoshpotato

    Pants? Surely you jest.

    My unlimited, Mariana Trench-deep detestation of Twitter is no secret, and periodically insists on coming out for air.

  16. 16.

    mrmoshpotato

    November 2, 2019 at 3:34 am

    @NotMax: Oh right. I forgot you probably last wore long pants on a regular basis before I existed.

    Cranky shorts! :)

  17. 17.

    WereBear

    November 2, 2019 at 3:42 am

    @NotMax: I like Twitter, but not Facebook.

    And Facebook hates me back. It took me two months to get back in when they randomly revoked my credentials and now they are screwing around with Mr WereBear’s account. It is a good way for him to keep up with his international friends.

  18. 18.

    Betty Cracker

    November 2, 2019 at 5:20 am

    @WereBear: Twitter’s been glitchy for the last day or so, and I know it’s not just me because I’ve seen others complain about it. One of my very favorite features, “mute this conversation,” isn’t shown as an option, which makes me sad.

  19. 19.

    NotMax

    November 2, 2019 at 5:34 am

    @WereBear

    Certainly am no lover nor any sort of fan of Facebook either (full disclosure: I’ve never been to any Facebook page nor to any Twitter page) but at least don’t normally encounter random somebodies’ Facebook stuff profusely copied and pasted all over the place.

  20. 20.

    satby

    November 2, 2019 at 5:35 am

    Up and slamming coffee before going to set up my new temporary space in the market… Because they decided I had to go before the board to get approved to move, again. So much drama over such paltry power, they could teach the academic world a thing or two. Nicer neighbors in the new spot though, so there’s that.
    I need to retire for real next year.

  21. 21.

    satby

    November 2, 2019 at 5:39 am

    @NotMax: unfortunately, that’s where people have moved if you want to read their content. I don’t even think TBogg does much long form stuff anymore, same with Jim Wright, his stuff is copy protected on FB more than he even posts to his own blog.

  22. 22.

    NotMax

    November 2, 2019 at 5:39 am

    @satby

    Few things more aggravating than having to deal in business with preening martinets.

  23. 23.

    OzarkHillbilly

    November 2, 2019 at 5:43 am

    Natalie
    ‏ @Natgcoh

    Oh we are dealing with next level cult. You ever see Halloween be politicized? I’m checking out my son’s candy and wtf is this?

    WASF, even after he’s gone, they’ll still be around.

  24. 24.

    satby

    November 2, 2019 at 5:47 am

    @NotMax:

    Few things more aggravating than having to deal in business with inconsistent, capricious preening martinets.

    Fine tuned that statement. I’m told it’s just a formality and I have the votes.

  25. 25.

    OzarkHillbilly

    November 2, 2019 at 5:52 am

    @satby: Sounds like the kinda shit that comes about because one asshole abused the process and this was the answer they came up with to ensure that kind of abuse never happened again.

  26. 26.

    satby

    November 2, 2019 at 5:52 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: those types have always been around, we just used to ignore them because they’re cranks and loonies. We need to get back to a place where they can be marginalized and ignorable again.

  27. 27.

    Chetan Murthy

    November 2, 2019 at 5:53 am

    @satby: They say that the reason the knives are so sharp, is that the pie is so small. At least, that’s what I always heard about academia.

  28. 28.

    WereBear

    November 2, 2019 at 5:56 am

    @satby: Jim has always been very protective, and rightly so.

    I’m just very wary of committing to Facebook, so I work Twitter and Instagram (which is also FB) but it is also completely counter-intuitive and they don’t care, either. Which offends me on a coding level :)

  29. 29.

    satby

    November 2, 2019 at 5:58 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: oh, I could tell stories… They have no written, documented process at all. No contracts (for owners, just renters), no consistency in approach…
    And though the president of the board verified my neighbor’s encroachment on my space, they ended up letting her extend her flooring into it and formalizing that. They are moving me as a simpler solution than enforcing her boundaries. Obviously, I’m sorry I bought.
    And on that cheery note, I gotta go set up my table.

  30. 30.

    OzarkHillbilly

    November 2, 2019 at 5:59 am

    @satby: They were shamed into behaving like human beings. Now they’re loud and proud of being preening cocksucking, racist, motherfucking, women hating*, narcissistic pieces of shit who can’t wait to let their freak flag fly. They’re out of the lamp and they aren’t going back in. trump isn’t the problem, they are.

    *as opposed to merely misogynistic

  31. 31.

    satby

    November 2, 2019 at 6:06 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: I agree that’s what they are, but they’ve always been around. Decent people are the majority, and as soon as we overcome them at the ballot box we can start putting them back under their rock.
    Because a lot of them are chickenshits and will go back to hiding rather than face the constant revulsion of their neighbors and families.

  32. 32.

    satby

    November 2, 2019 at 6:07 am

    Everyone have a good day!

  33. 33.

    OzarkHillbilly

    November 2, 2019 at 6:07 am

    @satby:

    They have no written, documented process at all.

    What you guys need is a union.

  34. 34.

    NotMax

    November 2, 2019 at 6:11 am

    Tried making fried chicken last night in the air fryer for the first time. Boneless thighs. Couldn’t be confused with real down home Southern fried chicken but reminiscent of that and mighty tasty in its own right, and certainly less to clean up afterward.

  35. 35.

    OzarkHillbilly

    November 2, 2019 at 6:18 am

    @satby:

    Because a lot of them are chickenshits and will go back to hiding rather than face the constant revulsion of their neighbors and families.

    Ummmm…. You ain’t from around here, is you girl?

  36. 36.

    OzarkHillbilly

    November 2, 2019 at 6:22 am

    Liberal Limericks
    ‏ @Libericks

    The “transcript” proved crimes were committed,
    Caused GOP pants to be shitted,
    Helped Congress in reaching
    The path of impeaching,
    And had all the worst stuff omitted

  37. 37.

    OzarkHillbilly

    November 2, 2019 at 6:33 am

    ABC News
    ‏Verified account @ABC

    Most trick or treaters who encounter an empty candy bowl might skip to the next house. This little boy donated some of his own for the next visitors. https://abcn.ws/339nKqG

    You done good Mom.

  38. 38.

    mrmoshpotato

    November 2, 2019 at 8:32 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: What happens when unwrap that candy? Does it yell at you for bullshit stories about Joe Biden?

  39. 39.

    mrmoshpotato

    November 2, 2019 at 8:39 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    women hating* vs *as opposed to merely misogynistic

    There’s a difference? (Seriously. Not trying to be snarky here.)

  40. 40.

    Uncle Cosmo

    November 2, 2019 at 12:05 pm

    @mrmoshpotato:

    Would you like a room-temp can of Coke that’s somehow flat?

    Marginally better than a room-temperature can of Diet Coke that’s been left out in the heat for so long** it’s not only flat but no longer sweetened.

    **At temps above 30 C (86 F) aspartame dissociates. IIRC one of the breakdown products is formaldehyde – but since the stuff is 100s of times sweeter than table sugar there’s so little of it you’d have to drink 100s of cans before it becomes a detectable health risk.

  41. 41.

    Groucho48

    November 2, 2019 at 2:06 pm

    Russians have some great proverbs.

    God is just, but, the judge could always use a few rubles.

    The German may seem a good fellow but it is better to hang him.

    The horseradish may not like it, but, when it must, it dances on the grater.

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