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Late Night Horrorshow Open Thread: Little Prince Rand Speaks Up, Again

by Anne Laurie|  November 5, 20192:40 am| 20 Comments

This post is in: Hail to the Hairpiece, Impeachment Inquiry, Open Threads, Republicans in Disarray!, All Too Normal, Assholes, Decline and Fall

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Senator Aqua Buddha has arrived to debase himself. Debase, Rand, Debase.
Oooooo, Hunter Biden! Drink.
Rand is now doing everything except outing the whistleblower. Asks The Fake Media to print his name. Go eat a big bowl of dicks, Aqua Buddha.

— Charles P. Pierce (@CharlesPPierce) November 5, 2019

… As per usual, the Little Prince feels like he’s a BSD when surrounded by fellow grifters:

Lawlessness is contagious. https://t.co/appar7OR6U

— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) November 5, 2019

The self-avowed libertarian: https://t.co/zv8TOIjI5R

— David Gura (@davidgura) November 5, 2019

.@RandPaul if any harm befalls the whistleblower, or someone erroneously identified as the whistleblower, we will not soon forget your call to out them and place them in harm’s way. https://t.co/H9WGGT5grH

— Bradley P. Moss (@BradMossEsq) November 5, 2019

Imagine living in a state where Mitch McConnell isn’t your creepiest Senator.

— Schooley (@Rschooley) November 5, 2019

Trump on Rand: "He’s a little bit different. It’s ok."

— Seung Min Kim (@seungminkim) November 5, 2019

Yep, the Oval Office Occupant went down to Kentucky, for an ego-boost. There were plenty of protestors outside the (not full) arena, but the Secret Service screens the folks Trump might hear.

Somebody do a emergency wellness check on Daniel Dale:

"We will always protect patients with pre-existing conditions and we will protect you with pre-existing positions. First time I ever said that. I just thought that up."#TrumpRallyLexington

— Charles P. Pierce (@CharlesPPierce) November 5, 2019

What’s the excuse for the trip?

Trump is spending basically as much time attacking Amy McGrath, who is running against McConnell next November, as he is Andy Beshear, who is on the ballot tomorrow

— Seung Min Kim (@seungminkim) November 5, 2019


Pragmatic. Mitch is way more imprtant to his legal consequences as chief enabler.

— Gus Campobello (@GusCampobello) November 5, 2019

McConnell implored Trump as far back as April to get involved with Bevin race, per two ppl. His argument: a GOP loss would be interpreted as a sign of weakness ahead of '20 https://t.co/L24gwqctgD

— Seung Min Kim (@seungminkim) November 4, 2019

Is it too late to donate to Andy Beshear?

McConnell signs MAGA gear pic.twitter.com/RsvpD6r8rl

— Seung Min Kim (@seungminkim) November 5, 2019

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20Comments

  1. 1.

    lahke

    November 5, 2019 at 3:00 am

    Yoo-hoo?
    Guess I’ll go back to Crazy Ex-Girlfriend videos.

  2. 2.

    lamh36

    November 5, 2019 at 3:07 am

    Bonjour from Paris! It’s 9am here and…


    C’est mon anniversaire!

    Also happens to be my last day here. We’re doing the Eiffel Tower tour for lunch and a Dinner cruise this evening.

    Fly back to states tomorrow!

    J’espère que tout le monde passe un joyeux mardi!

  3. 3.

    WereBear

    November 5, 2019 at 3:14 am

    @lamh36: Have a great time!

  4. 4.

    Honus

    November 5, 2019 at 3:24 am

    Isn’t outing a whistleblower a crime under the statute? Of course I’m so old I remember when subpoenas weren’t optional.

  5. 5.

    David ??Booooooo?? Koch

    November 5, 2019 at 3:26 am

    So happy the neighbors beat the shit outta Baby Doc

  6. 6.

    Tony Jay

    November 5, 2019 at 3:28 am

    Mein Gott, but that is a lot of overlarded white meat on display in that stadium. I guess it’s all part of the “Bring Back Yesterday” theme the Republicans are pushing. 99.9% white faces and a spattering of colour in the background to provide a service.

    Nice to see Ice-T infiltrating the horrorshow, though. Yeah, motherfucker, read the fuckin’ Transcript.

  7. 7.

    Mary G

    November 5, 2019 at 3:36 am

    @lamh36:

    Happy Birthday, you globetrotting jackal! ??✨????

    And what is Rand Paul wearing? A sleeveless fleece jacket?

  8. 8.

    Currants

    November 5, 2019 at 4:03 am

    @lamh36: happy birthday and I hope you’ve had a wonderful trip!

  9. 9.

    Kathleen

    November 5, 2019 at 4:03 am

    @Mary G: It’s what he wears to hunt the creatures that adorn his scalp.

    Schooley:
    Imagine living in a state where Mitch McConnell isn’t your creepiest Senator.

    I needed that laugh!

  10. 10.

    Gin & Tonic

    November 5, 2019 at 4:45 am

    My body seems to still be on Central European Standard Time. Unfortunately it is (for today, anyway) physically located in Eastern Standard Time.

  11. 11.

    Anne Laurie

    November 5, 2019 at 5:15 am

    @lamh36: Many happy returns, fellow Scorpio! (and much good fortune, including a smooth trip home.)

  12. 12.

    JPL

    November 5, 2019 at 5:22 am

    @lamh36: Happy Birthday!

  13. 13.

    Aleta

    November 5, 2019 at 6:03 am

    Bonne fête! May this year’s plans and wishes come true.

  14. 14.

    Patricia Kayden

    November 5, 2019 at 7:08 am

    @lamh36: Happy Birthday!! Have a great time in Paris.

  15. 15.

    pinacacci

    November 5, 2019 at 7:19 am

    what a bunch of sick fucks in that stadium. sorry

  16. 16.

    Ladyraxterinok

    November 5, 2019 at 7:19 am

    For many Germans it was a mark of honor to have the Nazis burn their books. In this remake Nazi 2.0 it is a mark of highest honor to have Trump attack them—Schiff, Amy M running vs Mitch

  17. 17.

    Kathleen

    November 5, 2019 at 7:27 am

    @lamh36: Happy Birthday!

  18. 18.

    laura

    November 5, 2019 at 8:23 am

    @lamh36: bonjour cherie! Felicitations pour l’anniversaire.
    C’est ce bon a Paris.
    Safe travels home.

  19. 19.

    Edmund Dantes

    November 5, 2019 at 8:56 am

    @Honus: your language and typing skills are pretty good for a 6 year old. They learn fast these days.

  20. 20.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    November 5, 2019 at 9:10 am

    The are actual Turtle fans? From the polling I’ve seen it looks like his own voters hate him.

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