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by John Cole|  November 7, 20198:46 pm| 60 Comments

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Sorry for the lack of attention to you all I have been busy, because I, as an irrelevant white man, have had a strange calling to enter the Democratic race for 2020 and will be running in *CHECKS NOTES* Alabama.

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  1. 1.

    Lord Fartdaddy (Formerly, Mumphrey, Smedley Darlington Mingobat, et al.)

    November 7, 2019 at 8:49 pm

    Oh, come on, man. I think we have more than enough white guys running already, especially since I just announced my own candidacy in Alabama this morning. Kindly keep out of the way here, thank you.

  2. 2.

    minachica

    November 7, 2019 at 8:49 pm

    Delurking to see if a comment makes the right arrow show up on the last post….

  3. 3.

    Duane

    November 7, 2019 at 8:50 pm

    You might as well, everyone else is. Democrat? Why not Republican? ( Ducks and runs away.)

  4. 4.

    Joe Falco

    November 7, 2019 at 8:51 pm

    “Lord, give me the confidence of a mediocre white man, but not, like, a mediocre white man who’s richer than You.”

  5. 5.

    rikyrah

    November 7, 2019 at 8:53 pm

    Cole,

    Be kind….give us some pet pics….please?

  6. 6.

    Patricia Kayden

    November 7, 2019 at 8:57 pm

    Let the horror of this sink in. This is what the GOP has turned America into. The Trump administration is now holding *more than 10,000* migrant children who have been separated from their parents. t.co/nmoWjQvvls— Steve Silberman (@stevesilberman) November 7, 2019

  7. 7.

    Yutsano

    November 7, 2019 at 8:58 pm

    Eh sure why not? Might as well get us all into the mix here.

    Hell if I can do it online I’ll give it a go. Better than sitting in this damn hospital bed waiting to see if my ulcer stops bleeding.

  8. 8.

    trollhattan

    November 7, 2019 at 8:59 pm

    I think it would be a gol darn hoot if Cole registered to run against Roy Moore and (soon enough) Jeff Beauregard Sessions for the Alabama Republican senate race. “Don’t you make me go all Tunch on you!”

  9. 9.

    Mnemosyne

    November 7, 2019 at 9:00 pm

    Cinder Block, the overweight cat whose reluctance to use a treadmill broke the internet, can now be followed on her official Instagram page:

    instagram.com/p/B4jNiMJBSjg/

  10. 10.

    NotMax

    November 7, 2019 at 9:04 pm

    Naked Mopping Party?

    “Make America Clean Again”

    ;)

  11. 11.

    zhena gogolia

    November 7, 2019 at 9:05 pm

    @Mnemosyne:

    Very cool! She looks slimmer already.

  12. 12.

    J R in WV

    November 7, 2019 at 9:06 pm

    OMG laughed out loud while eating the worst dinner I’ve cooked in years. Overdone lamb meatloaf and second pot of rice. At least the yogurt sauce was tasty.

    My kitchen timer decided to stop dinging when it hits 00:00 minutes left… charcoal rice in first pot. I won’t look til tomorrow am. I threw it [the timer] away, will get a new one tomorrow… dinner wasn’t nasty, just not really good. Wine was good!

    Which race are you going to run in, Cole? Presidential primary or Senate race against Jeff and the pedophile?

  13. 13.

    Ken

    November 7, 2019 at 9:08 pm

    I’m sure with the unstoppable nearly-top-10000 Balloon Juice media machine backing Cole, he’ll win in a walk.

  14. 14.

    PaulWartenberg

    November 7, 2019 at 9:09 pm

    Wait a second…

    I have that urge too.

    But no… not Alabama… I have no reason to go to Bama…

    (discovers himself in Pensacola) OH HELL NAW HELP ME HELP ME I DON’T WANNA GO IN NOOOOOOOooooooooo

  15. 15.

    NotMax

    November 7, 2019 at 9:14 pm

    @trollhattan

    That’s Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III, y’all.

    ;)

    Meanwhile the R party in Minnesota recently decided no name other than Dolt 45’s may sully the ballot for their primary. “Experts predict Downhill Donald will receive 100% of the vote.”

    President Donald Trump will be the only choice on the ballot in Minnesota’s Republican presidential primary, even though he’s not the only candidate.

    The state Republican Party has decided voters won’t have any alternatives. Source

  16. 16.

    rikyrah

    November 7, 2019 at 9:19 pm

    @Patricia Kayden:
    ????

  17. 17.

    Dan B

    November 7, 2019 at 9:19 pm

    @Patricia Kayden: So Bloomberg wants to run because he believes the current Dem candidates cannot. But he coukd run a huge media and social media campaign to highlight the cruelty to families, especially children. He could pay for field organizers to talk to swing voters in every swing state about America’s tradition of fair play and giving an opportunity for immigants to thrive – and how we already expell criminals for as kittle as unpaid parking tickets.

    Heartless and blind all around.

  18. 18.

    zhena gogolia

    November 7, 2019 at 9:21 pm

    The author alleges that Trump said this when complaining about migrants crossing the border: “We get these women coming in with like seven children,” Trump said, according to the book. “They are useless … At least if they came in with a husband we could put him in the fields.”Kyle Griffin added,
    Kyle Griffin
    Verified account

    @kylegriffin1
    In ‘A Warning’ by Anonymous, obtained by WaPo ahead of its release, a writer described only as “a senior official in the Trump administration” paints a chilling portrait of the president as cruel, inept and a danger to the nation he was elected to lead.
    …
    6:00 PM – 7 Nov 2019

  19. 19.

    kindness

    November 7, 2019 at 9:25 pm

    When I first heard Bloomberg was entering the (a) race I thought maybe he’d be running as a Republican. Boy do I feel foolish. Still, I don’t get it. Why would someone that rich want that job? Trump not included because a) he really doesn’t have all that money and b) he’s doing it for the bonus’. He needs the money so he can go on faking being rich.

  20. 20.

    realbtl

    November 7, 2019 at 9:26 pm

    @NotMax: More likely “America stuck in a farmer’s field.” With or without mustard.

  21. 21.

    FlyingToaster

    November 7, 2019 at 9:30 pm

    Futuendi Gratia… {h/t to Effin Birds}

    Please, old white guys, just stop.

    And, we should note, SP Warren is trolling Bloomberg, now:
    twitter.com/ewarren/status/1192580948275204097

  22. 22.

    NotMax

    November 7, 2019 at 9:30 pm

    @realbtl

    In fairness, the stuck in the field incident wasn’t Mr. Cole’s doing, other than having loaned his car to a frat boy. (IIRC.)

  23. 23.

    Marcopolo

    November 7, 2019 at 9:33 pm

    Rachel Maddow is reading an excerpt from the book coming out by the Anonymous op-ed writer. Depressing & horrifying and not the slightest bit of a shock.

    We are all so so effed if Trump wins in 2020.

  24. 24.

    Leto

    November 7, 2019 at 9:36 pm

    @NotMax: The myth has grown larger than the event. It’s Juicer lore now.

  25. 25.

    Chyron HR

    November 7, 2019 at 9:37 pm

    @zhena gogolia:

    a danger to the nation he was elected to lead.

    I’m gonna stop you right there, Anonymous…

  26. 26.

    Eljai

    November 7, 2019 at 9:43 pm

    @FlyingToaster: That’s great! She even added “If you’re Michael Bloomberg, click here” to her tax Calculator for Billionaires.

  27. 27.

    TheFlipPsyD

    November 7, 2019 at 9:43 pm

    Hi again — long time lurker. I visit here multiple times a day and appreciate all the expertise, comments and let’s here.
    Delurking because thanks to you I’m enjoying two shows because they were mentioned here. The first is What We Left Behind which is the DS9 documentary. I loved DS9 when it was first aired and enjoyed the documentary and was wondering about your thoughts. The second is the final season of The Good Place. I can’t remember who mentioned both of these programs but thank you so much.

  28. 28.

    HumboldtBlue

    November 7, 2019 at 9:44 pm

    For the first time, an American-made cheese was named best cheese in the world at the World Cheese Awards last week.

    Rogue River Blue beat out a three-year aged Reggiano.

    Gon on wit’ yo’ bad self R\ogue River! (they’re a short trip up the road)

  29. 29.

    Bob From Farrockaway

    November 7, 2019 at 9:45 pm

    Shading white men is such a courageous (an novel and not cliche’d at all!!!)

  30. 30.

    Steeplejack

    November 7, 2019 at 9:51 pm

    Trending on Twitter: “OK Bloomer.”

  31. 31.

    lahke

    November 7, 2019 at 9:52 pm

    @TheFlipPsyD:
    Really enjoying The Good Place. Have decided that the experiment to improve this latest bunch of humans is a blind for the real work Michael is doing: converting the Bad Place.

  32. 32.

    Steeplejack

    November 7, 2019 at 9:53 pm

    @Yutsano:

    Whut? I hope that clears up with a quickness. Sending healing thoughts.

  33. 33.

    laura

    November 7, 2019 at 9:56 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: Don’t know how it competes with Humbolt Fog, but good on ya North Coast cheese.

  34. 34.

    dmsilev

    November 7, 2019 at 9:57 pm

    The feel-good headline of the night: “Glenn Greenwald slapped in the face by Brazilian columnist during live stream”
    (WaPo)

  35. 35.

    TheFlipPsyD

    November 7, 2019 at 9:59 pm

    @lahke:

    I was surprised tonight’s episode and was wondering where they go from here. It being a way to convert the bad place makes for a good conclusion. Every episode has been so good. I rarely watch tv anymore, and this is the only show I watch in real time.

  36. 36.

    MagdaInBlack

    November 7, 2019 at 10:02 pm

    @zhena gogolia:
    As long as the author remains anonymous, it may as well be fiction. It isnt helping, except to give trump something else to call fake.

  37. 37.

    Yutsano

    November 7, 2019 at 10:08 pm

    @Steeplejack: Thanks. Took a header in the bathroom yesterday morning. Was so severely anemic that I could have not made it period. Right now checking that nothing else is sneaking around that might need addressed.

  38. 38.

    HumboldtBlue

    November 7, 2019 at 10:08 pm

    @laura:

    cypressgrovecheese.com/cheese/soft-ripened-cheeses/humboldt-fog/ and I will certainly try Rogue River.

    Cowgirl Creamery doesn’t mess around either.

  39. 39.

    Anotherlurker

    November 7, 2019 at 10:16 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: Cowgirl Creamery rocks!

  40. 40.

    Barbara

    November 7, 2019 at 10:22 pm

    @MagdaInBlack: My view as well. If the idea was to slow walk the cataclysm, well, it’s not working. Turn the temperature up by putting your name behind it.

  41. 41.

    LivinginExile

    November 7, 2019 at 10:22 pm

    Not Max – Naked Raking. Only YOU can prevent forest fires.

  42. 42.

    Just Chuck

    November 7, 2019 at 10:23 pm

    @NotMax: Yeah, that’s going to make the party look _real_ good to its own members, knowing they don’t get a choice anymore. Then again, choice was never a big thing to them.

  43. 43.

    mrmoshpotato

    November 7, 2019 at 10:23 pm

    Oh shit. Baud’s got competition! Cole’s apparently trying to rip his own website apart.

  44. 44.

    chopper

    November 7, 2019 at 10:25 pm

    @Yutsano:

    oy gevult! get better but quick.

  45. 45.

    HumboldtBlue

    November 7, 2019 at 10:26 pm

    @Anotherlurker:

    Yes they do.

  46. 46.

    NotMax

    November 7, 2019 at 10:37 pm

    @Just Chuck

    So old can remember when the state party there changed their name to Independent Republicans in order to try to avoid the stink from Watergate.

  47. 47.

    Anotherlurker

    November 7, 2019 at 10:37 pm

    Hey, since this is an open thread: Do any Jackels know anything about The Kia Niro Crossover Hybrid SUV?
    Feedback is appreciated.

  48. 48.

    NotMax

    November 7, 2019 at 10:39 pm

    @Anotherlurker

    Raven has one; he’s most often found in the morning threads.

  49. 49.

    Aleta

    November 7, 2019 at 11:04 pm

    @Yutsano: Damn. You must be feeling pretty weak. Is the origin of your anemia gastro? (iirc, Crohns or severe IBS?); Or are they checking for another origin too? Hope you are getting good care and can rest or distract yourself as much as possible. Sincere sympathy.

  50. 50.

    leeleeFL

    November 7, 2019 at 11:10 pm

    @Yutsano: Sorry you are in the hospital. I was in 2 years ago, same thing! Mine was caused by aspirin! Hope the bleeding is stopped fast, it’s most unpleasant.

  51. 51.

    lahke

    November 7, 2019 at 11:17 pm

    @TheFlipPsyD: I have a friend who doesn’t like the show because it’s not edgy enough– she wants to see real evil. Well, jeesh, just look around. I like watching people who are trying to get better.

  52. 52.

    Yutsano

    November 7, 2019 at 11:27 pm

    @leeleeFL: Right now they’re pretty sure I’m medically sealed but will still have no food until tomorrow. And they keep asking if I’ve had a bowel movement.
    Uh…I basically haven’t eaten in 4 days.

  53. 53.

    Jay

    November 7, 2019 at 11:50 pm

    In moderation for hashtags,…

  54. 54.

    Jay

    November 7, 2019 at 11:52 pm

    Good catch by WWL of New Orleans: the White House is simultaneously arguing that Louisiana's economy is booming because of Trump and terrible because of the Democratic governor. t.co/DjDHjlSES5— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) November 7, 2019

  55. 55.

    Jay

    November 7, 2019 at 11:54 pm

    are you sure because he's been trying to figure out poverty in Africa while sitting on one hundred billion dollars and he's super stumped t.co/MdtUlx90al— Law Boy, Esq. (@The_Law_Boy) November 7, 2019

  56. 56.

    Jay

    November 7, 2019 at 11:55 pm

    after watching this video, i'm gonna have to conclude that andy ngo is a threat to our community and makes kill lists for atomwaffen t.co/zxPlJXZb7x— Becca Lewis (@beccalew) November 7, 2019

  57. 57.

    JoeyJoeJoe

    November 8, 2019 at 12:05 am

    @lahke: fortunately for her, she can watch a show literally called Evil tonight

  58. 58.

    Jay

    November 8, 2019 at 12:06 am

    You know how those flashback scenes in American History X were used to show Edward Norton’s indoctrination into white supremacy? Well that’s essentially what Tucker Carlson is doing every night at 8 OM in Fox News t.co/GBmXmzc7Nh— Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew_lawrence) November 8, 2019

  59. 59.

    Mnemosyne

    November 8, 2019 at 12:22 am

    @lahke:

    What, butthole spiders and wasp nostrils aren’t enough for her?

    “Good Place” fans need to check out the official podcast. Mark Evan Jackson (he plays Shawn) interviews a wide array of people who work on the show, from the producers and writers to the costume designers and location scouts. And, of course, the actors.

  60. 60.

    Sab

    November 8, 2019 at 1:05 am

    @Steeplejack: Also sending healing thoughts. I ‘ll bet you cannot wait for this medically challenging year to end.

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