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You are here: Home / Economics / C.R.E.A.M. / It stoned me just like going home

It stoned me just like going home

by DougJ|  November 15, 201912:15 pm| 11 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Political Fundraising

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Some good news today:

Roger J. Stone Jr., a former aide and longtime friend of President Trump, was found guilty on Friday of obstructing a congressional investigation into Russia’s interference in the 2016 election in what prosecutors said was an effort to protect Mr. Trump.

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11Comments

  1. 1.

    chopper

    November 15, 2019 at 12:18 pm

    Roger J. Stone Jr., a former aide and longtime friend of President Trump, was found guilty on Friday of obstructing a congressional investigation into Russia’s interference in the 2016 election in what prosecutors said was an effort to protect Mr. Trump.

    HA HA! /muntz

     

  2. 2.

    Professor Bigfoot

    November 15, 2019 at 12:20 pm

    This time, Nixon goes to jail.

  3. 3.

    waysel

    November 15, 2019 at 12:22 pm

    Ha ha on the Van Morrison tune Dougj! And what a fine song it is.

  4. 4.

    PaulWartenberg

    November 15, 2019 at 12:37 pm

    Jury found him guilty on all counts.

    Including the one where Stone lied to Congress, which means trump’s official answers to Mueller’s Q&A aren’t truthful (quelle surprise), which should lead to another impeachment count.

    They’re joking about how quickly trump will pardon Stone, but I doubt it. trump hasn’t pardoned Manafort, because of the risk of compelling testimony for future trials trump *will* face.

    P.S. my hit song Stone In Jail lyrics, y’all

  5. 5.

    Butch

    November 15, 2019 at 12:47 pm

    I know it’s an irrelevant comment but I can immediately tell an NYT piece by the antiquated system of naming people – not Roger Stone, but Roger J. Stone Jr., as if there’d be confusion – the same way the paper insists on Vladmir V. Putin, Robert S. Mueller III, Donald J. Trump…..Roger J. Smedley Swadley Puffenstuff Hickory Rainbow Diedelus Patsy Stone.

  6. 6.

    Ksmiami

    November 15, 2019 at 1:06 pm

    Donated – done- let’s crush these GOP criminal Mofos

  7. 7.

    Just Chuck

    November 15, 2019 at 1:07 pm

    @Butch: And it’s pronounced “Throat Warbler Mangrove”

    (god, that bloody @Nym bug)

  8. 8.

    mrmoshpotato

    November 15, 2019 at 1:16 pm

    @Butch: Homer J. Simpson

     

  9. 9.

    Jesse

    November 15, 2019 at 1:23 pm

    Can you fix the ActBlue title? It says “Baloon Juice”. (In a way, I think that’s actually an on-brand typo for this blog. Might even be some fine DougJ work.)

  10. 10.

    BruceJ

    November 15, 2019 at 2:07 pm

    @Professor Bigfoot

    Congratulations, you have won todays Internet.

  11. 11.

    DougJ

    November 15, 2019 at 2:50 pm

    I like the typo

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