This may resemble my life. Narrator: Except with ducks.
We are expecting a foot of snow tomorrow…so I have boosted the pine shavings in the duck coop, as they will probably be stuck in there most of Tuesday and possibly Wednesday. Cue pissed off waterfowl in 3…2…1
A friend and I are thinking of starting a youtube channel for the ducks. They are so freakin’ entertaining most days. Would you watch? Probably some bonus dog and cat videos.
I’m off to work…so play nice.
Open thread
orchid moon
I would watch the ducks, dogs, and cats videos. I love the picture posts of the animals. Stay warm and dry,
OzarkHillbilly
Not goats, or ducks, or whispers, but you did say Open Thread,
Pobrecito…. Self-confessed liar Sarah Sanders says: ‘I don’t like being called a liar’
Talk about privilege.
zhena gogolia
I AM SO THERE!!!!!
TaMara (HFG)
Little Scout may have a case of the Mondays
Jeffro
@OzarkHillbilly: Is that the same clip where she says that trumpov “reads more than anyone I know?” LOLOL
What a snake. But at least she had the occasional press conference. Grisham only goes on Faux News. I’m sure it will be fine when the next (Democratic) president only lets her press secretary go on MSNBC.
FlyingToaster
I already follow “Ducks” and “Goats” and “Otters” and “Daily Fox” on Twitter, and WarriorGirl demands that I send her the links every damn day.
So even if I don’t watch religiously, she certainly will.
O. Felix Culpa
Need you ask? OF COURSE WE’D WATCH. ???
CaseyL
A youtube channel of ducks? Your ducks? Hells bells, that would fight it out with BJ as my first online stop every morning!
karensky
@O. Felix Culpa: I will watch.
Mary Ellen Sandahl
It would be of equal importance with regular viewings of Oliver the Beagle (among others).
Please proceed!
jeffreyw
The Wrath of Khan (edited for goats)
Kelly
@Jeffro:
It could be true if everyone she knows is illiterate.
NotMax
Coming up on the half hour on TCM, Green for Danger. Product of its time British medical mystery thriller with Alastair Sim, who is always worth a watch.
chris
Y’all need a president like this. Michael Higgins and his dogs.
WereBear
My cats love duck videos.
Too arthouse for me, I like a plot. Now if you telenovel it, I’m there.
laura
Would def watch
Dorothy A. Winsor
I had two glasses of wine at lunch and then went to the gym to life weights. I don’t know whether to feel virtuous or dissolute.
Amir Khalid
@OzarkHillbilly:
Sarah being a she, shouldn’t that be pobrecita?
The poor little* thing: “How dare you point out that I’m a liar!”
* Sarah Huckabee Sanders? Little?
Josie
@Dorothy A. Winsor:
Por que no los dos?
Amir Khalid
The results from the market survey are in: yes, start the channel!
Gin & Tonic
@Dorothy A. Winsor: One of the things I enjoy about a long bicycle ride is that it allows me to drink beer and pretend I’m replenishing carbohydrates.
Josie
Very few animals are cuter than baby goats. My oldest son raised Boer goats some years back. Sadly, a mama goat died, leaving behind tiny twins. It fell to me and two younger sons to bottle feed them until they grew up a bit. My two boys (teenagers) were furious that they had to hold baby goats in their laps and feed them, but I was really sad when they went back to live with the herd. Such cuddly little babies.
MazeDancer
Been telling you, TaMara, that a Duck-Dane-Kitty Channel is a license to mint money. The merch alone would crush the cuteness factor.
Gotta do it!
pluky
@Josie: Someone should have taken pictures, and pointed out to them that such an image would increase their mate potential score with most young women by orders of magnitude.
Kelly
For your morning kitten, Sleepy Martin
https://imgur.com/OUWhYdW
Dorothy A. Winsor
@Gin & Tonic:
Ya have to stay hydrated.
zhena gogolia
@NotMax:
That one has his greatest line reading: “Don’t be fatuous!”
rikyrah
You should do the youtube channel with the ducks. You really should
Miss Bianca
@chris: Oh, so freakin’ cute! You’re right.
Not the only reason I could wish to emigrate to Ireland.
Amir Khalid
CNN tells us, one can contract a fatal infection from being licked by one’s pet animal.
Avalune
I would watch ducks.
Squeee goats and alpacas…some of my favorite things.
mrmoshpotato
“Would you jackals watch a Balloon Juice pets channel?”
Is water wet?
Yutsano
You make the channel I’m subscribing. Not only am I subscribing, I’m telling all my duck lovers on Twitter about it. Not only that, I will promote the absolute Hades out of it. We’re gonna make this thing huge.
TaMara (HFG)
I love all of you…
Hilfy
YES, yes, yes to a duck, great dane and cat channel. Please do it. We need all the cheerful things we can get. I smile when I hear the word “impeachment”, but the words “Senate” and “Mitch McConnell” wipe the smiles out of life.
HumboldtBlue
I posted a link to the goat-hugger last week.
Here’s one with a bonus baby sheep!