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You are here: Home / Economics / C.R.E.A.M. / Repub ‘Traditions’ Open Thread: Feelers… Nothing More Than Feelers…

Repub ‘Traditions’ Open Thread: Feelers… Nothing More Than Feelers…

by Anne Laurie|  November 25, 20196:42 pm| 53 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Grifters Gonna Grift, Open Threads, Republican Venality

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Warm profile in the Times. Get her on the Emmys. Maybe she can guest on Sesame Street. We cannot rest until all of the people who lied to us, daily, in the name of advancing the agenda of a lunatic racist bonehead have been fully rehabilitated! https://t.co/NawCZSXDzK

— Ken Tremendous (@KenTremendous) November 25, 2019

This is probably true. https://t.co/MCPr2azL32

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) November 25, 2019

Sarah Sanders must not know many people then https://t.co/g4fS2LS4VZ

— Catherine Rampell (@crampell) November 25, 2019


The people she knows best are Republicans. Even the ones who can read would rather not risk muddying their propaganda skillsets. Fox News and the Oval Office Occcupant’s twitter feed tell them all they need to know to succeed in grinding through their daily routines.

This is real. Americans love to laugh at idiots. They worship fame. And to elevate dumbasses because it makes them feel superior, or at least equal. This is a dangerous combination. Trump wasn't quite the first, but he's opened the floodgates.

— Mig Greengard (@chessninja) November 25, 2019

Every so often, the Republican Party reaches a new nadir, where they can’t even scrape up a conventionally good-looking figurehead to spin the propaganda on television. Now it’s Sarah Huckabee Sanders, who looks entirely too much like her old man (nepotism, of course, being her only qualification). Last time the GOP was about to get stomped, it was the Albino Amphibian who led the charge:

Also likely devastated: the dozens of creditors to whom @newtgingrich’s 2012 presidential campaign still owes a collective $4.63 million. pic.twitter.com/qGDJ6lYVQH

— Dave Levinthal (@davelevinthal) November 25, 2019

Gotta hand it to Newt: He’s an inspiration to every soulless grifter in American politics.

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  1. 1.

    debbie

    November 25, 2019 at 6:47 pm

    On that last tweet, any idea how Scalise will get that 500% match?

  2. 2.

    ThresherK

    November 25, 2019 at 6:53 pm

    FTFNYT for the tongue-bath.

  3. 3.

    Jeffro

    November 25, 2019 at 6:54 pm

    We are, as Neil Postman aptly put it, ‘Amusing Ourselves To Death’

     

    kill your tv, and Facebook too while you’re at it

  4. 4.

    Mike in NC

    November 25, 2019 at 6:57 pm

    Gingrich apparently still has several post office boxes in a building on Massachusetts Avenue, from which his scam operations fleece the rubes.

  5. 5.

    NotMax

    November 25, 2019 at 6:59 pm

    @Jeffro

    If men as individuals surrender to the call of their elementary instincts, avoiding pain and seeking satisfaction only for their own selves, the result for them all taken together must be a state of insecurity, of fear, and of promiscuous misery.”
      – Albert Einstein

  6. 6.

    Jay

    November 25, 2019 at 7:00 pm

    Daily Wire host criticizes Mr. Rogers for corrupting boys with his "metrosexual wimpiness," adding "if you really want to have a beautiful day in the neighborhood, call John Wayne and tell him to bring his guns" pic.twitter.com/cEhDqY7e9V— Jason Campbell (@JasonSCampbell) November 25, 2019

  7. 7.

    ThresherK

    November 25, 2019 at 7:01 pm

    @Jay: Is that a Daily Caller offshoot?

     

    (I ask because I’m not clicking on them or searching them.)

  8. 8.

    trollhattan

    November 25, 2019 at 7:05 pm

    @Jay:

    Dude did a fabulous job making no sense whatsoever there. I hope “Daily Wire” are getting their money’s worth.

  9. 9.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    November 25, 2019 at 7:08 pm

    President Trump “reads more than anybody I know,”

    I half suspect she was trying to bait twitter into making a lot of jokes about literacy levels in Arkansas to send out a fund-raising email

  10. 10.

    ThresherK

    November 25, 2019 at 7:14 pm

    @ThresherK: Ahh, it’s Ben Shapiro’s place.

     

    Six of one, etc…

  11. 11.

    pinacacci

    November 25, 2019 at 7:16 pm

    Tunch Tunch I miss that attitudinal kitteh

  12. 12.

    Chyron HR

    November 25, 2019 at 7:17 pm

    Missing our goal will make a hash of our plans to defend the President and take back the Majority.

    Steve Scalise just agreed to make sure any contribution you make is matched by 500%.

    If you need the money so bad, why doesn’t Scalise just give it to you without any conditions?

  13. 13.

    Duane

    November 25, 2019 at 7:21 pm

    A fair amount of people will vote for someone like Sanders because they want chaos. They like a liar. If things go to hell it makes them feel better about their shabby existence.

  14. 14.

    RSA

    November 25, 2019 at 7:22 pm

    From Dave Levinthal’s screen capture:

    We need 1984 more matched contributions to hit our goal. We are close to victory.

    Newt was really, really, really trolling his marks.

  15. 15.

    Jay

    November 25, 2019 at 7:24 pm

    Omg have you no sense???!! She @AlexandraChalup corrected this misinformation many times cause the Politico/Vogel piece completely made a hitpiece. This is so wrong on so many levels and you’re doubling down, putting her at risk again after she was already in danger!!— – (@nowisthetim) November 24, 2019

  16. 16.

    Elizabelle

    November 25, 2019 at 7:50 pm

    @Jeffro:   Kill Fox News and the rightwing wurlitzer.

    But yes, amusing ourselves to death, for sure.  Reading a bio of Edward R. Murrow, and he was deeply concerned about that.  In the 1950s.  He could see the misuse of television and its profit-driven decisions.

  17. 17.

    James E Powell

    November 25, 2019 at 7:50 pm

    @Jay:

    This campaign cycle is going to be characterized by the most aggressive and poisonous attacks on truth of all time. Everything we’ve seen to date has been but a prelude. The press/media, led by CNN and the NYT, put Trump in the White House. They intend to keep him there.

  18. 18.

    zhena gogolia

    November 25, 2019 at 7:52 pm

    "[T]he Court holds only that [McGahn] (and other senior presidential advisors) do not have absolute immunity from compelled congressional process in the context of this particular subpoena dispute," Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson wrote. https://t.co/Ec953iaS2j— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) November 25, 2019

  19. 19.

    zhena gogolia

    November 25, 2019 at 7:54 pm

    Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson's ruling: "Stated simply, the primary takeaway from the past 250 years of recorded American history is that Presidents are not kings … This means that they do not have subjects, bound by loyalty or blood, whose destiny they are entitled to control."— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) November 26, 2019

  20. 20.

    tomtofa

    November 25, 2019 at 8:25 pm

    If Sarah is serious about her media career she needs to do a stint on Dancing with the Stars to establish her credentials.

  21. 21.

    (((CassandraLeo)))

    November 25, 2019 at 8:28 pm

    It’s already been said above, but I figure it can’t hurt to repeat it: Fuck the fucking New York Times.

     

    Ceterum censeo factionem Republicanam esse delendam.

  22. 22.

    Comrade Scrutinizer

    November 25, 2019 at 8:28 pm

    @Elizabelle: Newton Minnow, 1961:

    But when television is bad, nothing is worse. I invite you to sit down in front of your television set when your station goes on the air and stay there without a book, magazine, newspaper, profit and-loss sheet or rating book to distract you–and keep your eyes glued to that set until the station signs off. I can assure you that you will observe a vast wasteland.

    You will see a procession of game shows, violence, audience-participation shows, formula comedies about totally unbelievable families, blood and thunder, mayhem, violence, sadism, murder, western badmen, western good men, private eyes, gangsters, more violence and cartoons. And, endlessly, commercials–many screaming, cajoling and offending. And most of all, boredom. True, you will see a few things you will enjoy. But they will be very, very few. And if you think I exaggerate, try it.

  23. 23.

    zhena gogolia

    November 25, 2019 at 8:30 pm

    I guess nobody’s interested in the outcome of the McGahn lawsuit???

  24. 24.

    Jeffro

    November 25, 2019 at 8:42 pm

    @NotMax: true dat

     

    -me

     

    but yeah…we’re sliding into Idiocracy here

  25. 25.

    HalfAssedHomesteader

    November 25, 2019 at 8:49 pm

    @debbie: Most likely by using other donors’ contributions.  Everyone’s matching everyone else.

  26. 26.

    (((CassandraLeo)))

    November 25, 2019 at 8:52 pm

    @Comrade Scrutinizer: Good quote. I don’t know how Minow had escaped my notice before, particularly since I’m almost certain I was already familiar with the Television and the Public Interest speech. I think Fred Rogers’ testimony before Congress may have overshadowed Minow’s speech in my memory (though Rogers’ testimony came several years later).

     

    In any case, half the reason I’m posting is because Minow also has the following quote:

    After 35 years, I have finished a comprehensive study of European comparative law. In Germany, under the law, everything is prohibited, except that which is permitted. In France, under the law, everything is permitted, except that which is prohibited. In the Soviet Union, under the law, everything is prohibited, including that which is permitted. And in Italy, under the law, everything is permitted, especially that which is prohibited.

    I lol’d.

  27. 27.

    BruceFromOhio

    November 25, 2019 at 9:07 pm

    “I don’t like being called a liar.”

    Too late. You had every chance to. Stop. Lying.

     

    You chose not to. Now you get to live with that choice, just like the rest of us.

  28. 28.

    Villago Delenda Est

    November 25, 2019 at 9:08 pm

    @Jay: John Wayne avoided service in WWII.

  29. 29.

    MisterForkbeard

    November 25, 2019 at 9:10 pm

    @zhena gogolia: It’s really important! But there’s two big caveats:

    1. Trump can appeal to the Supremes
    2. They have to show up, but they can still claim executive privilege if they want.
  30. 30.

    NotMax

    November 25, 2019 at 9:13 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est

    And he refused every opportunity to appear at war bond drives.

  31. 31.

    Jay

    November 25, 2019 at 9:15 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est:

     

    yup, which is why he is a Reich Wing Hero, and Jimmy Stewart isn’t.

  32. 32.

    JaySinWA

    November 25, 2019 at 9:15 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est: Really, for some reason I thought John Wayne was part of Reagan’s propaganda brigade. I guess I’ll have to look it up.

  33. 33.

    dmsilev

    November 25, 2019 at 9:16 pm

    Washington Post continues its drive to obsolete The Onion:

    Jared Kushner’s new assignment: Overseeing the construction of Trump’s border wall

    What could possibly go right?

  34. 34.

    NotMax

    November 25, 2019 at 9:20 pm

    @dmsilev

    Whole lotta free time now that the whole Middle East thing has been satisfactorily resolved…

    //

  35. 35.

    dmsilev

    November 25, 2019 at 9:23 pm

    @NotMax: Maybe his plan is to hire a bunch of Israeli settlers to come and Build The Wall(tm).

  36. 36.

    Duane

    November 25, 2019 at 9:27 pm

    @MisterForkbeard: Good to see Judge Jackson call absolute immunity fiction. Hiding behind the Presidency needs to end. Too easily abused by scoundrels and crooks as Trumpov has shown us.

  37. 37.

    Jay

    November 25, 2019 at 9:30 pm

    @dmsilev:

     

    the trademarked ( Jarvanka Holdings LLC) brand name is just Wall,

  38. 38.

    JaySinWA

    November 25, 2019 at 9:34 pm

    @JaySinWA: Okay, true, although there are some caveats,  Wikipedia asserts he applied and was accepted to OSS, but the acceptance was sent to the wrong place. Was originally classified as 3-A exempt for family later reclassified as 1-A, but his studio intervened with the Selective Service process. Not quite a draft dodger, but not willing to break his contract. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Wayne

  39. 39.

    James E Powell

    November 25, 2019 at 9:39 pm

    @zhena gogolia:

     

    I’m probably interested as you, but the district court orders are meaningless. I fully expect the supreme court to take the cases up and hold them till they no longer matter.

    What do you think will happen?

  40. 40.

    JaySinWA

    November 25, 2019 at 9:46 pm

    @JaySinWA: Reagan’s military service was slightly more than I remembered hearing about. https://www.reaganlibrary.gov/sreference/military-service-of-ronald-reagan

    Poor eyesight apparently kept him out of the worst of it.

  41. 41.

    zhena gogolia

    November 25, 2019 at 9:46 pm

    @James E Powell:

     

    Nothing good, I’m sure. I was trying to enjoy a little bit of good news. Sorry.

  42. 42.

    JaySinWA

    November 25, 2019 at 9:58 pm

    @zhena gogolia: This doesn’t strike me as the kind of thing the Supremes will sit on. If they do, then we are worse shape than I thought, but saying that there is absolute immunity from even showing up for a subpoena would blow a hole in court powers that I can’t see them do.

  43. 43.

    jk

    November 25, 2019 at 10:05 pm

    @Elizabelle:

     

    Is that the book written by A.M. Sperber?

     

    One of my favorite Murrow quotes:

     

    This instrument can teach, it can illuminate; yes, and even it can inspire. But it can do so only to the extent that humans are determined to use it to those ends. Otherwise it’s nothing but wires and lights in a box. There is a great and perhaps decisive battle to be fought against ignorance, intolerance and indifference. This weapon of television could be useful.

     

    https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Edward_R._Murrow

  44. 44.

    Jay

    November 25, 2019 at 10:07 pm

    "I may have pardoned a war criminal, but look, here's a puppy" https://t.co/C1qCdWYDXQ— Zach Dorfman (@zachsdorfman) November 25, 2019

  45. 45.

    Jay

    November 25, 2019 at 10:17 pm

    Just as I expected, Kentucky Republicans are now plotting to strip Democratic Gov.-elect Andy Beshear of certain executive powers after he defeated GOP Gov. Matt Bevin this month. Republicans simply refuse to respect Dems' legitimacy to govern https://t.co/gQlGY8GCmb— Stephen Wolf (@PoliticsWolf) November 25, 2019

  46. 46.

    Jay

    November 25, 2019 at 10:28 pm

    New from me & @swin24: First Trump pardoned/restored to rank three accused/convicted war criminals. Next, if he gets his way, people who killed unarmed civilians will campaign for him. https://t.co/kuaqOJb3lD— Spencer Ackerman (@attackerman) November 26, 2019

  47. 47.

    Jay

    November 25, 2019 at 10:32 pm

    The whole point of making dark money donations is to remain anonymous.Reminder that we just got a list of dark money donors. Those donors would really hate it if you read about just how much money they secretly donated:https://t.co/TRPYrqPJME— Citizens for Ethics (@CREWcrew) November 25, 2019

  48. 48.

    Splitting Image

    November 25, 2019 at 11:29 pm

    President Trump “reads more than anybody I know”.

     

    To be fair, Fox News does have a chryon running across the screen, and there’s no way to prove that Trump isn’t reading it as he watches for hours at a time.

  49. 49.

    Jay Noble

    November 25, 2019 at 11:38 pm

    Whenever the right trots out John Wayne, I always like to point out “never served”, bigot toward blacks, sympathetic to Native Americans and would be on the Mexican side of the Wall.

  50. 50.

    Jay

    November 25, 2019 at 11:41 pm

    Ouch."No other developed, democratic country—and perhaps no other country in the world—would entrust any part of its foreign policy to someone like Gordon Sondland." https://t.co/PVe5A6cTav— Jeffrey Goldberg (@JeffreyGoldberg) November 25, 2019

  51. 51.

    Jay

    November 25, 2019 at 11:42 pm

    This is stunning stuff. TESLA tried to have a whistleblower SWATTED, arrested & placed on a mental health hold in retaliation for him going to journalists with safety violations. Bravo to this police officer for documenting the entire interaction in writing https://t.co/OOsBdBRN6s— Ali Winston (@awinston) November 23, 2019

  52. 52.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    November 25, 2019 at 11:51 pm

    @Splitting Image:

    Let’s not forget reading rage tweets.  Trump could easily read more on line rants than any human alive.

  53. 53.

    Warblewarble

    November 26, 2019 at 6:32 am

    “I dont like being called a liar” Try this LYING SCUM.

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