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Yeah, with this crowd one never knows.

Is it irresponsible to speculate? It is irresponsible not to.

Historically it was a little unusual for the president to be an incoherent babbling moron.

Republicans: “Abortion is murder but you can take a bus to get one.” Easy peasy.

A sufficient plurality of insane, greedy people can tank any democratic system ever devised, apparently.

Accused of treason; bitches about the ratings. I am in awe.

fuckem (in honor of the late great efgoldman)

Pessimism assures that nothing of any importance will change.

Not so fun when the rabbit gets the gun, is it?

Nancy smash is sick of your bullshit.

Only Democrats have agency, apparently.

Their boy Ron is an empty plastic cup that will never know pudding.

Dumb motherfuckers cannot understand a consequence that most 4 year olds have fully sorted out.

The “burn-it-down” people are good with that until they become part of the kindling.

You passed on an opportunity to be offended? What are you even doing here?

“Just close your eyes and kiss the girl and go where the tilt-a-whirl takes you.” ~OzarkHillbilly

Sitting here in limbo waiting for the dice to roll

If you are still in the gop, you are either an extremist yourself, or in bed with those who are.

Republicans are the party of chaos and catastrophe.

Museums are not America’s attic for its racist shit.

He wakes up lying, and he lies all day.

I see no possible difficulties whatsoever with this fool-proof plan.

It’s all just conspiracy shit beamed down from the mothership.

Republican also-rans: four mules fighting over a turnip.

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Open Thread: Two Minutes, Forty Seconds

by TaMara|  December 3, 20199:45 am| 124 Comments

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Two weeks of testimony.

One story of betrayal, abuse of power and a President who thinks he is above the law. #DefendOurDemocracy pic.twitter.com/iQhze3fu2d

— House Democrats (@HouseDemocrats) December 3, 2019

 

Sounds like we are going to get the impeachment inquiry report today. So buckle up, buttercup.

 

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  1. 1.

    Soprano2

    December 3, 2019 at 9:51 am

    When Steve Inskeep interviewed Asa Hutchinson this morning, and he said that for impeachment to be legitimate the American people have to support it, I wish Inskeep had asked Hutchinson why did they impeach Clinton then, since support for that impeachment never rose above 29%?  And then supply the statistic that there is over 50% public support for impeachment and removal from office for Trump right now!  It’s the questions they don’t ask that shape the narrative almost as much as the ones they do.

  2. 2.

    schrodingers_cat

    December 3, 2019 at 9:53 am

    @Soprano2: These NPR and PBS peeps only turn tough questioners when the interviewee is a D. I have noticed that with Whory Woodruff too.

  3. 3.

    rikyrah

    December 3, 2019 at 9:58 am

    Let’s see that report!!

  4. 4.

    WereBear

    December 3, 2019 at 9:58 am

    We are long past the point where our “news outlets” give anything like the true pictures, yet people REFUSE to entertain such a “radical” notion. When you are only paying attention in 5 second burst, and don’t exercise your own memory of events against the public version, I suppose it is inevitable, but it makes so much of the population part of the problem.

  5. 5.

    rikyrah

    December 3, 2019 at 10:13 am

    Company Trump Touted Won $400 Million Contract
    December 2, 2019 at 9:21 pm

    A company that President Trump urged military officials to hire for border wall construction has been awarded a $400 million contract to build a span of new barrier across an Arizona wildlife refuge, the Washington Post reports.

    Trump has repeatedly pushed for Fisher to get a wall-building contract, urging officials with the Army Corps of Engineers to pick the firm — only to be told Fisher’s bids did not meet standards. Trump’s entreaties on behalf of the company have concerned some officials who are unaccustomed to the president getting personally involved in the intricacies of government contracting.

     

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/north-dakota-company-that-trump-touted-gets-400-million-border-wall-contract/2019/12/02/9c661132-1568-11ea-bf81-ebe89f477d1e_story.html

  6. 6.

    Bruce K

    December 3, 2019 at 10:15 am

    There is no heir to Walter Cronkite now. The Murdochs and the GOP made certain of that, and the “trust us and only us” rhetoric you see from Fox News and 21st-century Republicans is uncomfortably close to the endgame Orwell was warning about in 1984.

  7. 7.

    schrodingers_cat

    December 3, 2019 at 10:19 am

    Why can’t the Orange Person in the WH sit or stand up properly? When he stands he is keeling forward like the precursors of Homo-sapiens and he sits like he is sitting on a toilet. He has terrible posture.

  8. 8.

    germy

    December 3, 2019 at 10:22 am

    @schrodingers_cat:  My guess is he wears some sort of bulletproof vest at all times.

     

    He insists on his bedroom door being locked.  Melania sleeps on a different room.  I wouldn’t be surprised if he wore a vest to sleep.

  9. 9.

    Betty Cracker

    December 3, 2019 at 10:26 am

    @schrodingers_cat: There are theories…

    Trump has an odd forward-leaning posture when standing, possibly due to wearing lifts. Someone here said he stands "like a centaur without hind legs," and I can't unsee that. pic.twitter.com/g0kuhNqftj

    — Betty Cracker ? (@bettycrackerfl) September 23, 2019

  10. 10.

    SFAW

    December 3, 2019 at 10:26 am

    @Bruce K:

    There is no heir to Walter Cronkite now.

    As a journalist? Or as a talking head? I’m not sure he was a great journalist — he may have been, but I have no idea — but he was “the most trusted man/voice in America” for a long time. I’d rather have Edward R. Murrow, but he’d probably be branded as a Demon-rat. (Of course, in his time, being called a “commie” or “Russian stooge” was the worst thing, but apparently that’s NBD these days.)

     

    Either way: I agree re: the GOP and Murdoch. I haven’t decided if the Murdochs or Moscow Mitch have done more damage to this country and the world, but I’m sure it’s close.

  11. 11.

    Redshift

    December 3, 2019 at 10:29 am

    @schrodingers_cat: He wears lifts/elevator shoes and has for years, probably because he thinks being taller makes him more dominant. Apparently those tend to make people lean forward. I’m not sure I’ve heard anything about the sitting, other than that he’s a classless goon.

  12. 12.

    SFAW

    December 3, 2019 at 10:30 am

    @germy:

    Melania sleeps on a different room.  I wouldn’t be surprised if he wore a vest to sleep.

    “Don-ald, how about a nice nightcap before bed going? No alcohol, don’t worry. I call eet my ‘polonium paradise.’ Oh, Bar-ron also says ‘fuck y–‘ er, I mean ‘good night,’ dahlink.”

  13. 13.

    SFAW

    December 3, 2019 at 10:31 am

    @Betty Cracker:

    You got him at the wrong end of the horse. [Yes, I know it’s a centaur. My point stands.]

  14. 14.

    Mnemosyne

    December 3, 2019 at 10:33 am

    @SFAW:

    Trump locks his door so nobody can overhear him chatting with Putin on his cell phone, and he’s too fat and lazy to unlock it after his good-night call.

  15. 15.

    TaMara (HFG)

    December 3, 2019 at 10:35 am

    @schrodingers_cat: This thread breaks down all of Trump’s dementia symptoms. Including his posture.

     

    1 Trump’s train wreck already occurred. Every day we are witnessing his burning wreckage. He’s at the point where dementia really starts to take over. It’s dominating his schedule & activities. Yelling semi-incoherently is about all he has left. Expect more emergency “physicals”

    — Tom Joseph (@TomJChicago) November 23, 2019

  16. 16.

    schrodingers_cat

    December 3, 2019 at 10:35 am

    @germy: W and Obama probably wore one too. They didn’t stand like this.

  17. 17.

    Gin & Tonic

    December 3, 2019 at 10:37 am

    @schrodingers_cat: They also weren’t morbidly obese.

  18. 18.

    schrodingers_cat

    December 3, 2019 at 10:39 am

    @Gin & Tonic: He probably wears one that is too tight and too small. Do you remember his penguin look at the dinner with QE2

  19. 19.

    Baud

    December 3, 2019 at 10:40 am

    @Gin & Tonic:

     

     

    I take it you were not convinced by that depiction of Trump as a boxer.

  20. 20.

    Baud

    December 3, 2019 at 10:41 am

    @TaMara (HFG):

     

    Yelling semi-incoherently is about all he has left.

    He had something else at some point?

  21. 21.

    Princess

    December 3, 2019 at 10:42 am

    @Soprano2: Inskeep is useless. He’s a terrible interviewer and never asks follow-up questions. He’s not good at thinking on his feet. I don’t know that he is tougher on Dems than GOPers though — I feel like they hardly ever bring Dems on.

  22. 22.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    December 3, 2019 at 10:43 am

    @germy:

    He insists on his bedroom door being locked.  Melania sleeps on a different room.

    On a different floor. I don’t know why that detail cracks me up, but it does.
    rian Stelter‏Verified account @brianstelter Dec 2

    More

    POTUS & FLOTUS sleep on separate floors: “It is true the first couple doesn’t share a bedroom, according to several sources, and the first lady prefers her own large, private space in a suite of rooms on a separate floor.”

  23. 23.

    schrodingers_cat

    December 3, 2019 at 10:45 am

    OT More schadenfreudilicious news from Mumbai

    The new CM has ordered a review of Modi’s vanity project of high speed rail from Mumbai to Ahmedabad (twin city of Gujarat capital).

    Read on Twitter, I haven’t met a single person who wants to go from Mumbai to Ahmedabad in a hurry!

     

    ETA: Husband kitteh has had his uncle from Chennai  explain why this is dumb project is

    great for Mumbai. Its like a person from Chicago telling NYC person what is good for them. Sadly husband kitteh is too polite and refuted him based on facts. I would have just told him to STFU.

  24. 24.

    germy

    December 3, 2019 at 10:46 am

    Breaking via CNBC: A federal appeals court has ruled that Deutsche Bank and Capital One can hand over years of Trump's financial records in compliance with House Democrats' subpoenas. https://t.co/teihyFYRJv— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) December 3, 2019

  25. 25.

    SFAW

    December 3, 2019 at 10:47 am

    @Baud:

    I take it you were not convinced by that depiction of Trump as a boxer.

    Wasn’t it supposed to be Rocky Balboa’s body?

  26. 26.

    Elizabelle

    December 3, 2019 at 10:48 am

    CNBC.  WaPost had this up too, but pulled it down.

     
    Trump loses appeal to block Deutsche Bank, Capital One from handing his financial records to Congress
     

    Key points:

     

    • A federal appeals court ruled Tuesday that Deutsche Bank and Capital One can hand over years of President Donald Trump’s financial records in compliance with House Democrats’ subpoenas.
    • The ruling offers another loss in the courts for Trump, who has fought attempts to obtain his financial records through multiple lawsuits.
    • The case is likely destined for the Supreme Court, where the president has already appealed two other lower court decisions requiring the disclosure of his financial records.
  27. 27.

    SFAW

    December 3, 2019 at 10:50 am

    @rikyrah:

    Every day, in every way, this maladministration finds new and bigger ways to be corrupt.

     

    Someone should ask Fisher how much of a kickback they’re giving the Criminal-in-Chief.

  28. 28.

    germy

    December 3, 2019 at 10:50 am

    BREAKING: Donald Trump has lost his appeal to block Deutsche Bank and Capital One from disclosing his bank records. The House may now subpoena them. https://t.co/C8NIjxxqdg— Vicky Ward (@VickyPJWard) December 3, 2019

    “What’s in your wallet?”

  29. 29.

    Elizabelle

    December 3, 2019 at 10:50 am

    I hope to Gawd the Supreme Court lets the lower court’s decisions stand.  Otherwise, Trump will run out the clock.

    And I think that both Gorsuch and Kavanaugh should recuse.  I know, dream on.

  30. 30.

    SFAW

    December 3, 2019 at 10:50 am

    So buckle up, buttercup.

    Don’t break my heart?

  31. 31.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    December 3, 2019 at 10:52 am

    @germy: And now it goes to the Supremes.

  32. 32.

    Ruckus

    December 3, 2019 at 10:53 am

    @Betty Cracker:

    That’s not a centaur.

     

    That is a fucking ass.

     

    Oh, you mean the thing drawn out the back of the ass.

  33. 33.

    randy khan

    December 3, 2019 at 10:55 am

    @Elizabelle:

     

    Trump and the Administration have lost every single time a court has ruled on this – we’re up to 5 so far – because the law is quite clear.  It will be, ah, interesting, to see what the Supreme Court does.

  34. 34.

    rikyrah

    December 3, 2019 at 10:55 am

    Public to see Trump impeachment report Tuesday; inquiry continues

    Rep. Adam Schiff, chairman of the House Intelligence Committee, tells Rachel Maddow that the report on the Donald Trump impeachment inquiry will be released publicly on Tuesday, but the impeachment committees will continue to investigate, issue subpoenas, and hear new witnesses even after this initial report heads to the House Judiciary Committee.

    http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow/watch/public-to-see-trump-impeachment-report-tuesday-inquiry-continues-74396229624

  35. 35.

    Mary Ellen Sandahl

    December 3, 2019 at 10:56 am

    @schrodingers_cat:
    Many possibilities: I caught myself doing the same though less obviously a couple of years ago, and I have a bunion and a unilateral eye problem which both affect my sense of balance at times. Or it could be lifts. Or back problems. It’s known he’s long needed glasses but admits he’s too vain to wear them. Or, or, or…
    I’m more interested in evidence of effects of his “partial checkup” a few weeks back. Does his left arm hang oddly as someone observed in some thread I read the other day? My problem is I can’t stand watching footage of the creep for more than a few seconds.

  36. 36.

    James E Powell

    December 3, 2019 at 10:56 am

    @Soprano2:

     

    It’s the questions they don’t ask that shape the narrative almost as much as the ones they do.

     

    I would argue that the questions they don’t ask – like the stories they will not cover – matter much more than the ones they do.

  37. 37.

    schrodingers_cat

    December 3, 2019 at 10:59 am

    @Mary Ellen Sandahl: Yes that’s important but I was just marveling at how inept he is at even being a normal human being who can sit, stand and smile, forget being President of the United States.

     

    ETA: His smile is like a chimp’s aggressive grimace.

  38. 38.

    rikyrah

    December 3, 2019 at 11:01 am

    Schiff: Ignoring Trump obstruction hurts Congress oversight power

    Rep. Adam Schiff, chairman of the House Intelligence Committee, talks with Rachel Maddow about ongoing investigations into whether anyone else was involved in Michael Cohen lying to Congress, and the importance of holding Donald Trump to account for obstruction of Congress for the sake of protecting the balance of power in the U.S. government.

    http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow/watch/schiff-ignoring-trump-obstruction-hurts-congress-oversight-power-74394693639

  39. 39.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    December 3, 2019 at 11:01 am

    @Mary Ellen Sandahl:

    I’m more interested in evidence of effects of his “partial checkup” a few weeks back. Does his left arm hang oddly as someone observed in some thread I read the other day?

    as several people are saying on twitter: Remember when HRC had walking pneumonia and it was a two week conspiracy story?

    My problem is I can’t stand watching footage of the creep for more than a few seconds.

    me too, I have to hit mute almost every time he comes on TV

  40. 40.

    O. Felix Culpa

    December 3, 2019 at 11:02 am

    Whatever you may think of Elizabeth Warren and M4A, she’s a compassionate human being and that counts for a lot in these dark times. From Wonkette (scroll down for the must-see video).

     

    Damn these onions.

  41. 41.

    Elizabelle

    December 3, 2019 at 11:03 am

    I love that that federal decision on Deutsche Bank came down while Trump is at a NATO conference, pretending to be a POTUS.

     

    Think there may have been some laughing and smiling among the other leaders and their staffs.  They are more forthright about what they are dealing with.

    AND:  NPR leads with Trump at NATO, making threats.  They never miss a chance to serve up a soundbite.

  42. 42.

    Elizabelle

    December 3, 2019 at 11:04 am

    NPR has not included the Deutsche Bank decision in its hourly recap.  How slow are their interns??

    They did mention Mr. and Mrs. Duncan Hunter flying their pet rabbit around the country.

  43. 43.

    germy

    December 3, 2019 at 11:06 am

    @Elizabelle:  I like the way Duncan tried to blame everything on his wife.  What an a-hole.

     

    What did he expect?  That she’d go to prison for him?

  44. 44.

    Gin & Tonic

    December 3, 2019 at 11:08 am

    Oddly I’m only seeing foreign media reporting on this, but jury selection begins today in Los Angeles for Elon Musk’s trial on charges of defaming Vern Unsworth (the British cave rescue guy whom Musk called “pedo guy.”)

  45. 45.

    The Pale Scot

    December 3, 2019 at 11:08 am

    In reference to the terrible stories about private equity destroying profitable companies. Over at NC;

     

    Private Equity’s Uninvested “Dry Powder” and Falling Returns Reflect a Bigger Problem: The End of a Long Term Disinflationary Tail Wind

     

    It’s always been about fudging numbers to maintain bonus levels. Using other people’s money to screw other, less influential people over. If I was dictator RICO would be a big growth industry

  46. 46.

    Gin & Tonic

    December 3, 2019 at 11:11 am

    Willard “Milquetoast” Romney:

    “I saw no evidence from our intelligence community, nor from the representatives today for the Department of State, that there is any evidence of any kind of that suggests that Ukraine interfered in our elections.”

  47. 47.

    Formerly disgruntled in Oregon

    December 3, 2019 at 11:12 am

    @O. Felix Culpa: Figured I knew which video you were talking about. That’s why we gotta win, and that’s why we will win.

  48. 48.

    schrodingers_cat

    December 3, 2019 at 11:12 am

    @Elizabelle: They are R mouthpieces, most of them. The ones who are not get phased out and shunted to weekend duties or out of the PBS, NPR umbrella. Hari Srinivasan, Ray Suarez come to mind, I am sure there are more of them.

  49. 49.

    Gin & Tonic

    December 3, 2019 at 11:16 am

    @schrodingers_cat:

    Hari Srinivasan, Ray Suarez come to mind

    Huh. Don’t sound like real Americans to me, amirite?

  50. 50.

    germy

    December 3, 2019 at 11:17 am

    WaPo headline:

    Trump calls Democrats ‘unpatriotic’ for pursuing case against him while he’s overseas

  51. 51.

    Sab

    December 3, 2019 at 11:19 am

    @schrodingers_cat: Yes.

    I watched the press conference with Macron (sound off, of course.) The contrast was startling: Macron was so poised and elegant, in both dress and posture, while Trump was slouched over with a tie so long he was almost sitting on it and a wrong sized suit apparently from Men’s Wearhouse. If it wasn’t the president of my country I would be laughing out loud.

  52. 52.

    schrodingers_cat

    December 3, 2019 at 11:19 am

    @Gin & Tonic: True dat.

  53. 53.

    Elizabelle

    December 3, 2019 at 11:23 am

    @schrodingers_cat:   Have you noticed that NPR has become a children’s crusade?  They have some incredibly young sounding women.  As in, preteen voices.  I find it distracting.

     

    Am all for bringing in new journalists, but ..

     

    I have really wondered, several times, if NPR’s timid coverage is in part due to very young, very underpaid interns/staff who have no lived experience of the “news” they are disseminating.

     

    All of this reminds me, over and over, to NEVER give them any money.  Although they were kind enough to play Brahms’ Symphony Number One (my favorite) to end Performance Today.

  54. 54.

    O. Felix Culpa

    December 3, 2019 at 11:24 am

    @Formerly disgruntled in Oregon:

    that’s why we will win.

    From your keyboard to the deity – or non-deity – of your choice’s ears. That, plus grassroots organizing.

  55. 55.

    SFAW

    December 3, 2019 at 11:24 am

    @germy:

    Hoped-for response:

    “Dems call Trump ‘Traitorous’ for pursuing policies designed by, and for the benefit of, Vladimir Putin”

  56. 56.

    Sab

    December 3, 2019 at 11:25 am

    @schrodingers_cat: Also, occassionally they show Pompeo at the end of the front row. What an ass-kisser. He is sitting there with a smirky smile, pretending to be really impressed with Trump’s performance.

  57. 57.

    SFAW

    December 3, 2019 at 11:25 am

    @Elizabelle:

     

    They know what their target audience likes. Unfortunately for NPR, he only watches Fox.

  58. 58.

    germy

    December 3, 2019 at 11:27 am

    @Sab:

    He is sitting there with a smirky smile

    I’ve seen that smile on other religious fanatics.

  59. 59.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 3, 2019 at 11:27 am

    @schrodingers_cat: In Soviet Russia…

     

    What kind of posture do you expect from a Soviet shitpile mobster conman?

  60. 60.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 3, 2019 at 11:29 am

    @Mnemosyne: One-way phone s-e-x with Putin?  (Sorry not sorry.)

  61. 61.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 3, 2019 at 11:33 am

    @germy: ?S is for Subpoena, Schiff wants your testimony ?

  62. 62.

    RL

    December 3, 2019 at 11:34 am

    I worked at WGBH in Boston for a few years. The NPR people were nice, but it was clear rich donors were driving the train.
    It was depressing. While I was there they built a huge new facility and then turned around and hired Willard’s campaign manager to bust the union to pay for it. It was disheartening.
    I came there from KET (Kentucky PBS) where the concern was learning, community outreach, GED programming.

    WGBH was all ratings and chasing dollars.

  63. 63.

    West of the Rockies

    December 3, 2019 at 11:36 am

    @Bruce K:

     

    Keep in mind, Walter was essentially one of 3 and only 3 to watch for news.  He and his ABC & NBC brethren had only 30 minutes to fill.  Now, there is straight news and there is opinion/infotainment 24/7.  If a newscaster gets 3 million or 10 million (out of a nation of 300+ million) s/he is doing well.

    Walter and company were 98% straight news, so when he did deliver his assessment of the Vietnam War, it meant something.

     

    Also, there is sooo much more emphasis on being telegenic.

     

    Personally though, I find I’m more moved to pay attention when one of the elder statesmen or women is brought forth:  Dan Rather, for instance.  I loved the late Daniel Schorr on his weekly NPR spot.

  64. 64.

    Baud

    December 3, 2019 at 11:36 am

    OT.  UK Juicers want to weigh in on this Vox take.

     

    Jeremy Corbyn is the UK’s Bernie Sanders — and wildly unpopular. Could he still become prime minister?

  65. 65.

    catclub

    December 3, 2019 at 11:36 am

    @SFAW: Sylvester Stallone is NOT tall.

     

    Wasn’t it supposed to be Rocky Balboa’s body?

  66. 66.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 3, 2019 at 11:39 am

    @schrodingers_cat:

    ETA: His smile is like a chimp’s aggressive grimace. 

    Again, in Soviet Russia… :)

  67. 67.

    schrodingers_cat

    December 3, 2019 at 11:39 am

    @Elizabelle: I stopped listening to NPR in the car a long time ago. They are fucking infuriating. I listen to music instead or books on tape.

  68. 68.

    chris

    December 3, 2019 at 11:40 am

    There's a group of special twits now proclaiming the "benefits" of (I kid you not) perineum sunning. Don't google it if you want your brain to remain uninjured.— Shecky (@SheckyX) December 3, 2019

    I’m out.

  69. 69.

    schrodingers_cat

    December 3, 2019 at 11:40 am

    @Baud: Tony Jay will come and tell us in his Wodehousian style how Corybyn cannot fail he can only be failed. All the BS supporters here seem to love him.

     

    Even lefty Indians on Twitter are his fans. Purity lefties of the world unite, you have nothing to lose except elections.

  70. 70.

    VeniceRiley

    December 3, 2019 at 11:41 am

    Has Trump even golfed since his “physical?” I don’t recall seeing any shots of him doing his usual.

  71. 71.

    Baud

    December 3, 2019 at 11:43 am

    @schrodingers_cat:

     

    I’m not going to pretend to understand UK politics, but Corbyn over Boris Johnson is a no brainer.

    I am curious as to why he is so unpopular though.

  72. 72.

    dmsilev

    December 3, 2019 at 11:45 am

    @VeniceRiley: He was at one of his golf courses a week or so ago. Whether he actually was wheeled out onto the course, I don’t know.

  73. 73.

    glory b

    December 3, 2019 at 11:46 am

    @schrodingers_cat: he’s wearing shoe lifts in an attempt to appear taller.

     

    Women who wear heels know how to correct their posture for that.

     

    That’s also why his pants are always so long.

  74. 74.

    schrodingers_cat

    December 3, 2019 at 11:49 am

    @Baud: No idea. Why is the opposition so weak, Johnson seems like such an obvious clown.

  75. 75.

    catclub

    December 3, 2019 at 11:51 am

    @Baud: I am curious as to why he is so unpopular though.

     

    Ask Hillary Clinton this and she may note that 25 years of press attacks kind of seep into the public consciousness.

  76. 76.

    Elizabelle

    December 3, 2019 at 11:51 am

    @schrodingers_cat:   In RVA, we have a choice of “music stream” or “news stream”, and I love the classical music, followed by jazz at 4 pm.  But I do not seek out their news, not one bit.

     

    I am so tired of the “Democrats say” line they always use.  Make the truth a partisan issue.  Always, with those cowards.

  77. 77.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 3, 2019 at 11:51 am

    @chris: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    *coughs*

    BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!  WTF?!

  78. 78.

    Kay

    December 3, 2019 at 11:54 am

    @rikyrah:

     

    The wall is going to be a corruption-fest. You could have a whole special Dem House committee seated and working full time for years on just the every day corruption in the Trump Administration. The money stuff. His hires are all crooks and the career people he didn’t hire are all afraid they’ll be targeted and smeared.

  79. 79.

    Baud

    December 3, 2019 at 11:55 am

    @catclub:

     

    Has Corbyn been attacked for that long? I don’t know how long he’s been a well known figure in UK politics. I don’t think even Hillary got down into the 20s, and I don’t think she was ever below Trump.

  80. 80.

    germy

    December 3, 2019 at 11:55 am

    @chris:

     

    Not a place I’d want to get skin cancer.

  81. 81.

    Kent

    December 3, 2019 at 11:56 am

    @Gin & Tonic:

    Willard “Milquetoast” Romney:

    “I saw no evidence from our intelligence community, nor from the representatives today for the Department of State, that there is any evidence of any kind of that suggests that Ukraine interfered in our elections.”

     

    Of course not.  What we do have is a lot of evidence that the Ukraine interference story is actually Russian disinformation dutifully being propagated by the GOP.  Every damn reporter who interviews one of these traitors should ask:  “You do realize that the Ukraine interference story was cooked up by Russian intelligence to obscure their own culpability.  Why are you repeating Russian disinformation?”

  82. 82.

    Baud

    December 3, 2019 at 11:57 am

    @chris:

     

    I prefer the spray on.

  83. 83.

    patrick II

    December 3, 2019 at 12:00 pm

    A common argument from Republicans is that Democrats are trying to overturn an election and that we should allow the 2020 election to decide the issue.  Of course, if Trump succeeds in corrupting that would be reason that waiting for a corrupted election is not a reason at all. But, secondly, every day Trump is in office he does more harm.  Last night he threatened to place a tariff on every French import, ostensibly in support of Google and Facebook in the face of France’s new proposed taxes on internet companies, but just as much to play the tough guy in advance of the NATO meeting being held today, but then he went on to accuse Europe of supplying most of the ISIS fighters,  a bald lie that led to a Macron rejoinder, which in turn upset our president who doesn’t like being disagreed with — especially when he is  wrong on the facts and he knows it.  He is blowing up our NATO alliance.

    If we had to impeach Trump on Jan 20, we should do it. Every day he is in there he is a clear and present danger to the country.

  84. 84.

    Gin & Tonic

    December 3, 2019 at 12:00 pm

    @germy: Not a place that gets checked in my annual screening for skin cancer.

  85. 85.

    comrade scotts agenda of rage

    December 3, 2019 at 12:02 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

     

    I stopped cold turkey on Totebagger Radio 3+ years ago.  News should inform, not infuriate.  Stopped giving them money a dozen years ago.

     

    Their editorial slant started long before any influx of young employees.  You can trace their race to the bottom starting with the 2000 Presidential campaign.  Thereafter, the Bushies made it a point to get public programming cowed by putting their own on the boards, cutting funding so that their only source were big corporate donors, etc.

     

    Also too, people like Liarson and Innscreep came onboard and rose thru the ranks precisely because:

    They and their editors have been pushed back against for 2 generations now by the right.  They are scared shitless of the right, thus, their typical bothsiderism reporting nominally keeps the letters to the editors calling for their heads down to a minimum.

     

    They do it to preserve access.  Given that they’ve turned into a stenographic media, unless they have access, they have nothing to report.

     

    Traditional media is corporate media.  It’s all about ratings, clicks, subscriptions, whatever.  Taking moral stances against one party will cost them income, thus they’re unwilling to do that.  As such, those directives come down from above and affects the reporting culture.  I’ve had my Villager friend flat out tell me this when she worked for a print media outlet.

     

    Don’t forget who the prime consumer of traditional media is.  NPR is an excellent example.  The typical NPR listener is 55-58 years old, makes around 90K a year, is white and has been brainwashed since 1980 that BOTH SIDES DO IT! In other words NPR programming targets upper middle class moderates who are close to retirement. Outside of the 1%, that’s the most comfortable group in America. If traditional media were too responsive to the unwashed, partisan masses, they would alienate their base and their corporate sponsors.  See #3.

     

    Even when they earnestly attempt to be legitimately even-handed, they don’t realize they’re operating in a tilted arena that’s been built atop right-wing postulates — you can “agree” or “disagree” without realizing that the entire framework is slanted and you’ve tacitly endorsed their position the moment you agree to the terms.

  86. 86.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 3, 2019 at 12:04 pm

    Let’s check in on Ms Sarandon’s revolution.

    ⁉️WHAT⁉️Yet again @realDonaldTrump helps #Russia?? by refusing to honor our @NATO agreement (Article V) and won’t commit to defending fellow NATO members if they’re attacked.This is *exactly* what Putin wants!?@thespybriefpic.twitter.com/WXe5YFZzsr— Dr. Dena Grayson (@DrDenaGrayson) December 3, 2019

    Lovely. Just fucking traitorous Trump trash, Soviet shitpile lovely.

  87. 87.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 3, 2019 at 12:06 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: Mmmm caught in moderation

  88. 88.

    Gravenstone

    December 3, 2019 at 12:07 pm

    @chris: So much for the old saw about “sticking it where the sun don’t shine”…

  89. 89.

    germy

    December 3, 2019 at 12:07 pm

    29 years ago.

    In 1990, Jeremy Corbyn stared into the whites of Margaret Thatcher’s eyes & warned her the Tories were privatising the NHS. How correct he was. Since 2010, the Tories have handed a massive £65,000,000,000 cash to Private Health Profiteers pic.twitter.com/h53sTQJ4LZ

    — Tory Fibs (@ToryFibs) December 3, 2019

  90. 90.

    germy

    December 3, 2019 at 12:09 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:  Insist on it!

  91. 91.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 3, 2019 at 12:13 pm

    @germy: Sunning that area could be physiologically difficult.  Where’s the group that promotes sunning the scrot?

  92. 92.

    Gravenstone

    December 3, 2019 at 12:14 pm

    @TaMara (HFG): Well that thread completely derailed what was left of my lunch. Thanks?

     

    Seriously, some very scary stuff in there. Can’t say that I’m sorry that Trump might be facing the more dire end stage issues. The greatest problem of course, is what he might do before he is clinically incapacitated by them.

  93. 93.

    Baud

    December 3, 2019 at 12:14 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:

     

    With Medicare for All, it will be.

  94. 94.

    Gin & Tonic

    December 3, 2019 at 12:15 pm

    @Gravenstone: Never a bad time to share this clip.

  95. 95.

    Mnemosyne

    December 3, 2019 at 12:15 pm

    @randy khan:

    If they’re the total hacks I fear they are, it will be a Bush v Gore “this decision only applies to Republicans” decision. If Gorsuch and Squi don’t already understand that’s what they’re there to do, I’m sure they’re getting plenty of phone calls reminding them.

  96. 96.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 3, 2019 at 12:16 pm

    @Baud: Baud! 2020!  The only candidate with an opinion on taint tanning!

  97. 97.

    MisterForkbeard

    December 3, 2019 at 12:19 pm

    @Baud: I’m a stranger to UK politics, but Tony Jay has made the point repeatedly that the UK press treats Corbyn horribly and always puts a slant on things towards Conservative/Tory politics. Sort of like focusing on an ‘anti-semitism problem’ when it’s very debatable and there are far worse examples in Tory leadership.

    IIRC the UK press doesn’t actually have a requirement to treat politicians fairly or disclose a lot of information except just prior to elections. And in that short period, Corbyn’s polls start to go up.

  98. 98.

    germy

    December 3, 2019 at 12:26 pm

    @mrmoshpotato:

    sunning the scrot

    That’s the code term the Secret Service uses when #45 goes out golfing.

  99. 99.

    Soprano2

    December 3, 2019 at 12:26 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: It made me crazy because that was such an obvious immediate follow-up question.  Everyone knows that the American public never supported the impeachment of Bill Clinton, so if public support is so important for impeachment, why did they do it anyway?  I’m not a reporter, but I’m smart enough to immediately think of that, why isn’t Inskeep since that’s his fucking job!

  100. 100.

    Betty Cracker

    December 3, 2019 at 12:27 pm

    @MisterForkbeard: I don’t know squat about UK politics either, but Tony Jay brings both snark and receipts, so I find his takes credible.

  101. 101.

    schrodingers_cat

    December 3, 2019 at 12:30 pm

    @Soprano2:

    Judy Woodruff is the same. Drooling lap dog interviews for the likes of Ronna Romney and Joni Ernst. Harsh questioning for HRC or Nancy P. But the bitch both-sides-it with utmost politeness so she gets a pass.

  102. 102.

    germy

    December 3, 2019 at 12:32 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:  Woodruff will be one of the moderators for the next Democratic debate.

  103. 103.

    Baud

    December 3, 2019 at 12:35 pm

    @MisterForkbeard: Thanks.

  104. 104.

    schrodingers_cat

    December 3, 2019 at 12:37 pm

     

    @germy: She will pose RWNJ talking points as questions. You can take it to the bank.

  105. 105.

    Elizabelle

    December 3, 2019 at 12:38 pm

    @TaMara (HFG):   I read Tom Joseph’s thread re dementia.

    I wonder if dementia is Trump and the Republicans’ backup plan.  You/we can’t impeach him because — he’s so obviously incapacitated by dementia. What a surprise!  Welcome, President Pence.

  106. 106.

    chris

    December 3, 2019 at 12:39 pm

    @Baud: Thank you so much for that image. Baud2020!Unburnt!

  107. 107.

    The Moar You Know

    December 3, 2019 at 12:43 pm

     

    I’m not going to pretend to understand UK politics, but Corbyn over Boris Johnson is a no brainer.

    I am curious as to why he is so unpopular though.

     

    @Baud: He has a reputation – whether bullshit or not, I cannot say – as a fairly nasty anti-Semite.

     

    He’s also far more pro-Brexit than even Johnson, although he’s largely managed to keep his mouth shut about that, as about half his party is not.

     

    Who are you going to vote for if you’re a Remainer?  SD?  SNP?  Not any real good choices there.

     

    These things, and that the BBC treats him like he’s the second coming of Mao crossed with Stalin is not helping his prospects much.

  108. 108.

    Baud

    December 3, 2019 at 12:48 pm

    @The Moar You Know: Thanks.

  109. 109.

    Sebastian

    December 3, 2019 at 12:50 pm

    @TaMara (HFG):

     

    I REALLY want to see him in the debates.

    When he shits himself on live TV and in a demential stupor admits to all his vile crimes.

  110. 110.

    chris

    December 3, 2019 at 12:56 pm

    @The Moar You Know: Citations needed.

  111. 111.

    Tony Jay

    December 3, 2019 at 12:56 pm

    @Baud:

     

    Eyeballs headline. Rolls eyes.

     

    Don’t think I’ll get out of the boat. My rations of clickbait hot-takes have been so substantial recently I just couldn’t stomach another bite.

  112. 112.

    Baud

    December 3, 2019 at 12:58 pm

    @Tony Jay: Heh. Fair enough.  TBH, I was a little surprised at the story because Vox ♥️ Bernie.

  113. 113.

    Philbert

    December 3, 2019 at 1:04 pm

    @Elizabelle:  YUup!  I expect the greatest stable genius ever upon leaving office will have himself immediately declared not competent for prosecution.

  114. 114.

    Tony Jay

    December 3, 2019 at 1:16 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    Awwwww, bless your heart, child. I’m tremulous with delight that you pay such forensic attention to my occasional rants.

     

    Hey, did you hear that Labour have a commitment in their manifesto to shake up history education in the UK so that schoolkids learn about the real British Empire and the legacy of colonialism from the colonised’s point of view? What a bunch of bastards, eh? Don’t they know that Bernie said Brown people’s opinions don’t matter? Did they miss a meeting of the middle-aged white democratic-socialist’s Hive Mind forum? D’oh! Don’t they even care that they’ve got lazy stereotypes to fit into? The sheer privilege!

     

    Let’s not do this again, eh? It’s very dull.

  115. 115.

    Tony Jay

    December 3, 2019 at 1:24 pm

    @The Moar You Know:

     

    I would also be interested in something to back up either of those really pretty horrific accusations, because I’ve checked and I’m coming up with something between zip and the atomic weight of a Trumpian promise.

  116. 116.

    Tony Jay

    December 3, 2019 at 1:27 pm

    @MisterForkbeard:

     

    Yes to this. Thank you.

     

    @Betty Cracker:

     

    Have I ever told you what a fine and perceptive woman you are? You’re wasted punching out alligators in the Great Swampy State.

  117. 117.

    Bex

    December 3, 2019 at 1:32 pm

    @TaMara (HFG): After reading that thread, I’m wondering if the top Democratic candidates are gaming out the possibility that one of them might not be running against Trump.  Pence would be the obvious replacement, but he was “in the loop.”  Maybe Romney (spit) or Paul Ryan (double spit).  Best to be prepared.

  118. 118.

    schrodingers_cat

    December 3, 2019 at 1:39 pm

    @Tony Jay: I am not a child and I don’t need your blessings. I have nothing against Labor or Corbyn and would be happy if his party wins more seats against the obvious buffoon Johnson. But Labor and Corbyn seem to be struggling.  Hurling pithy insults against me does not change that fact.

  119. 119.

    chris

    December 3, 2019 at 1:39 pm

    @Tony Jay:
    Thank you!

  120. 120.

    sgrAstar

    December 3, 2019 at 1:55 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: unfair to the great PG Wodehouse. ?

    ?

  121. 121.

    West of the Rockies

    December 3, 2019 at 2:00 pm

    @Bruce K:

     

    Keep in mind, Walter was essentially one of 3 and only 3 to watch for news.  He and his ABC & NBC brethren had only 30 minutes to fill.  Now, there is straight news and there is opinion/infotainment 24/7.  If a newscaster gets 3 million or 10 million (out of a nation of 300+ million) s/he is doing well.

    Walter and company were 98% straight news, so when he did deliver his assessment of the Vietnam War, it meant something.

     

    Also, there is sooo much more emphasis on being telegenic.

     

    Personally though, I find I’m more moved to pay attention when one of the elder statesmen or women is brought forth:  Dan Rather, for instance.  I loved the late Daniel Schorr on his weekly NPR spot.

  122. 122.

    West of the Rockies

    December 3, 2019 at 2:01 pm

    Crap.  Harris dropped out. I knew it was almost inevitable, but ouch.

  123. 123.

    Tony Jay

    December 3, 2019 at 2:37 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

     

    Uh huh. If you don’t want people coming back at you with pissy snark, then maybe you’d like to moderate your language when talking about them.

     

    We’re all just a bit on edge over here. 8-)

  124. 124.

    Chris Johnson

    December 3, 2019 at 3:01 pm

    @germy: Hand in glooove… the sun shines er I guess I got that backwards didn’t I?

    It’s NOT like any other loove…

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