Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

… riddled with inexplicable and elementary errors of law and fact

A Senator Walker would also be an insult to reason, rationality, and decency.

I know this must be bad for Joe Biden, I just don’t know how.

“More of this”, i said to the dog.

I was promised a recession.

Let us savor the impending downfall of lawless scoundrels who richly deserve the trouble barreling their way.

Our job is not to persuade republicans but to defeat them.

Only Democrats have agency, apparently.

And we’re all out of bubblegum.

Let’s not be the monsters we hate.

In my day, never was longer.

Sadly, there is no cure for stupid.

A democracy can’t function when people can’t distinguish facts from lies.

This blog will pay for itself.

If you tweet it in all caps, that makes it true!

Putting aside our relentless self-interest because the moral imperative is crystal clear.

Thanks to your bullshit, we are now under siege.

If you’re pissed about Biden’s speech, he was talking about you.

Battle won, war still ongoing.

Why is it so hard for them to condemn hate?

Historically it was a little unusual for the president to be an incoherent babbling moron.

Nancy smash is sick of your bullshit.

Since when do we limit our critiques to things we could do better ourselves?

You can’t attract Republican voters. You can only out organize them.

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‘Tales of Thrilling Adventure’ Open Thread: Chris ‘Mad Bitcher’ Cillizza & His Talking Points of Derpitude

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  1. 1.

    WereBear

    There were people who predicted that dumbing down the news from the 24/7 demands would cause more idiocy to spread among the population.

    But they were libs, so no one listened.

  3. 3.

    Chief Oshkosh

    @WereBear: 

    I don’t think that’s the case here. It’s not the 24/7 aspect that’s dumbing it down, it’s instead a very deliberate strategy by the owners.

    For those of us old enough to remember how Ted Turner ran CNN, it’s pretty easy to imagine Ted slapping Cilizza right in the face on live TV, then turning to the camera and apologizing to America for ever having hired the ass in the first place.

    Media conglomeration by (of course) the upper 0.0001% is what drives a lot of this.

  10. 10.

    SFAW

    I was spending a few minutes, trying to think up something appropriately snarky, or (half-)witty, regarding Cillizza, the FTFTFNYT, and so forth, and just quit, because this bullshit is starting to drain me.

  11. 11.

    Duane

    Cillizza admits he just can’t be bothered to do his job. His boss should help him find a new one.

  12. 12.

    LongHairedWeirdo

    What’s hard to understand?
    Donald J. Trump, President of the United States, has been credibly accused of using his office for personal, partisan purposes. The GOP doesn’t like it, because it might hurt their re-election chances, and are presenting defenses that are an insult to the intelligence and integrity of their constituents.

    Oh, wait, this is Cillizza. I forgot he was the idiot who said “I’ve helped magnify accusations about Hillary Clinton’s e-mails, and openly worried that the issue would destroy her campaign, and couldn’t be arsed to point out that the entire issue was bogus, and based on false accusations of criminality coming from the GOP, including their candidate for President, who seemed eager to abuse his law enforcement powers. And the question is, WHY couldn’t the Clinton campaign put the issue to bed conclusively? Why did they fail at this trivially easy task, where all she had to do was convince the entire right wing media to stop attacking her based on false premises.”

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