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Impeachment Hearings Open Thread

by Cheryl Rofer|  December 12, 20199:57 am| 133 Comments

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  1. 1.

    My Side of Town

    December 12, 2019 at 10:06 am

    It’s clear to me that Republicans do not understand the English language, or they deliberately misconstrue it to further their fraud on the American people.

  2. 2.

    The Dangerman

    December 12, 2019 at 10:06 am

    Categories are broken and Congress, or at least this Committee, is broken, too. The Right is just tossing shit in the air in the hope, I presume, that it plays well on FOX News.

  3. 3.

    My Side of Town

    December 12, 2019 at 10:07 am

    This website seems to be broken. Get you money back John Cole.

  4. 4.

    wvng

    December 12, 2019 at 10:09 am

    Pleasure?  I simply can’t take this anymore. We have a criminal President, Democrats are laying out the clear evidentiary case indicting him, and republicans just fling poo. It’s not a debate. Republican congressmen won’t even fight to preserve the institutional integrity of Congress against a lawless President who sees them as irrelevant. John was prescient about tire rims and anthrax.

  5. 5.

    wvng

    December 12, 2019 at 10:10 am

    Tire rims and anthrax are sweeter than this.

  6. 6.

    clay

    December 12, 2019 at 10:13 am

    Categories seem to be broken

    Ma! Cheryl broke the blog!

  7. 7.

    hells littlest angel

    December 12, 2019 at 10:20 am

    Until yesterday, I watched all the impeachment proceedings with interest. But listening to the Republicans’ monotonous repetition of their bullshit talking points is taking a toll. And I have to kill the volume when America’s Substitute Assistant Gym Coach starts whining, “Guess what? Guess what?”

  8. 8.

    gene108

    December 12, 2019 at 10:23 am

    @My Side of Town:

    It’s clear to me that Republicans do not understand the English language, or they deliberately misconstrue it to further their fraud on the American people.

    As long as there are talking points for Fox News, Rush Limbaugh, etc., Congressional Republicans have done their jobs.

    They just need to keep Trump’s approval rating around 40%, and hope Putin can help tip the election their way, while they bloody Democratic challengers, with baseless speculation.

  9. 9.

    Amir Khalid

    December 12, 2019 at 10:31 am

    What I’ve got on my mind today: A chord change drill, practising a made-up chord progression, moving the tonic one step along the circle of fifths with each repetition. I can do it very easily sitting down; the challenge now is to do it while standing up.

    Also, I really need to replace my laptop soon. The poor beastie has served me a long time, and deserves to retire. I’ve pretty much picked out a used laptop.

  10. 10.

    Elizabelle

    December 12, 2019 at 10:33 am

    @hells littlest angel:  WRT listening to the Republican morons, which is bad for us, and bad for our country:  I put this comment up last night on the “Metaphor” thread.

    Went to see an excellent movie last week — The Peanut Butter Falcon, about a young guy with Down syndrome pursuing his dream. Recommend it. Anyway, very uplifting but I recognized I was kind of gritting my teeth while watching and realized — it was the southern accents. Movie is set on the North Carolina coast, filmed in Georgia.

    And the white males with southern accents were just repelling me.

    It’s the exposure to all the Republican jackasses on the Intelligence and Judiciary committees. The Mueller hearing, the more recent ones. It’s like Clockwork Orange territory.

    I was thinking “this can’t be! I live in the South. I have nephews with slight accents …”

    But there it was.

  11. 11.

    Mnemosyne

    December 12, 2019 at 10:33 am

    Here I thought all of the Twitter commentators had declared that the impeachment hearings were over because the Intelligence committee had submitted their two articles. Do you mean to tell me that the doom-and-gloomers were wrong and it’s still ongoing with further articles to come?

    I has a shocked, I tells ya.

  12. 12.

    germy

    December 12, 2019 at 10:35 am

    Again, a republican says “The Ukraine”

  13. 13.

    Joe Falco

    December 12, 2019 at 10:35 am

    Republicans are trying to turn the limited scope of the impeachment inquiry against the Democrats when they know damn well Trump was never going to cooperate with any Congressional investigation. If the Executive branch were to obey all the subpoenas that were filed, Trump would be dead in the water by now. That there were this many witnesses willing to defy Trump and testify is a godsend. The Republicans on the Judiciary committee are lying weasel faces, one and all.

  14. 14.

    donnah

    December 12, 2019 at 10:35 am

    I’ve watched most of the testimony prior to this and found that listening to the Teabaggers and Republican blockheads makes me angry, tense, and elevates my blood pressure. I’ll rely on clips and tidbits from reliable sources because this will be like what I’ve already seen, times eleventy.

    I wish that the Senate vote was not a foregone conclusion. i wish it mattered to the Republicans that they are willingly and knowingly voting against all evidence that shows their president to be a criminal who has endangered the country. But even Santa can’t bring what we want, the removal of Trump. So they just have to make the case, present the evidence, and go on record with everything that they have.

  15. 15.

    germy

    December 12, 2019 at 10:36 am

    These are the republicans Biden hopes to reason with when he’s president.

  16. 16.

    jeffreyw

    December 12, 2019 at 10:38 am

    @Amir Khalid:

    the tonic one step

    I’ve heard that Malaysia has some snakes they call Mr Step-and-a-Half because they can kill you quickly.  You must have some powerful tonics as well!

  17. 17.

    Elizabelle

    December 12, 2019 at 10:42 am

    @Mnemosyne: 

    Hadn’t tuned in. Do tell. Further charges in the mix??

  18. 18.

    Azelie

    December 12, 2019 at 10:42 am

    I listened to the hearing a little bit while I was on my way to work and heard an exchange in which a Democrat (Ted something) responded to Collins’s complaint about the minority not being able to call witnesses by listing days on which the Rs had had a witness and saying that Trump had been given the opportunity to appear or suggest witnesses and declined to do so. Collins’ reply made it clear that he saw congressional Republicans as Trump’s representatives.

  19. 19.

    Elizabelle

    December 12, 2019 at 10:43 am

    @donnah:  Just put it on mute when the GOP comes on.  That, you can skim later.  Life is short, and why make it more brutal?

    Their only purpose WRT us is to demoralize us and make us tune out.  So:  mute them.  Wish we could in real life, too.  Vote the fuckers out.  Le sigh.

  20. 20.

    Amir Khalid

    December 12, 2019 at 10:45 am

    @jeffreyw:

    The most toxic snake in Malaysia is actually called Datuk Seri Najib, who has of late been on the witness stand at his corruption trial telling tall tales to the judge and pointing fingers at other people. The tonic I was talking about is a music thing.

  21. 21.

    GregMulka

    December 12, 2019 at 10:51 am

    It seems Gym is going to be loudly whinging each time I try to watch/listen and I just can’t. So I keep watching/listening to the trailer for Promising Young Woman. The music is on point.

  22. 22.

    jeffreyw

    December 12, 2019 at 10:51 am

    @Amir Khalid:

    The tonic I was talking about is a music thing.

    Yeah, I’ve heard of those!

  23. 23.

    NotMax

    December 12, 2019 at 10:51 am

    Gonna repeat this here as it was put in a below thread just as the site decided to go walkabout.

    In space, no one can hear you clean.

    The ESA’s new, four-armed garbage-collecting robot is on a mission to clean up the atmosphere — and die trying.

  24. 24.

    West of the Rockies

    December 12, 2019 at 10:52 am

    @Amir Khalid:

    Hey, guitar man, why does Brian May sound like Brian May?  Why did Stevie Ray sound like Stevie Ray, or Prince sound like Prince?  I’m a complete guitar neophyte, so I’m asking in all earnestness.  Is it technique alone?

     

    I don’t mean to derail the thread, just give it a meandering off-ramp for those who are worn out by homely Jim Jordan.

  25. 25.

    Amir Khalid

    December 12, 2019 at 10:53 am

    @jeffreyw:

    *Sigh

  26. 26.

    West of the Rockies

    December 12, 2019 at 10:55 am

    @germy:   A man has got to know his limitations.

  27. 27.

    Amir Khalid

    December 12, 2019 at 11:00 am

    @West of the Rockies:

    1. That’s what astrophysicists sound like when they play guitar.
    2. Stevie Ray had to sound like Stevie Ray because Jimmie already sounded like Jimmie.
    3. I blame the colour purple.

    I hope this helps.

  28. 28.

    Amir Khalid

    December 12, 2019 at 11:02 am

    What is this bullshit the Republicans are spouting?

  29. 29.

    zhena gogolia

    December 12, 2019 at 11:02 am

    @Mnemosyne:

    No, this is just the Judiciary Committee getting ready to vote on the two articles. There aren’t any more articles in the offing right now. I’m beginning to get on the train that says they’re moving too fast. The Senate is going to sweep it all under the rug.

  30. 30.

    zhena gogolia

    December 12, 2019 at 11:03 am

    As I said in a lower thread, everyone should look up some of the speeches that were given last night — Cicilline, Swalwell, Neguse, Jayapal, and especially Demings.

  31. 31.

    BC in Illinois

    December 12, 2019 at 11:04 am

    So ridiculous.

    Doug and Gym and Louie must work on their Anger Management problems, then go to a good old fashioned movie with a friend!

    Chill, Doug, Chill!    Chill, Gym, Chill!    Chill, Louie, Chill!

  32. 32.

    zhena gogolia

    December 12, 2019 at 11:06 am

    I just saw on Aaron Rupar’s twitter feed that Zoe Lofgren brought up Stormy Daniels. Good for her!

  33. 33.

    O. Felix Culpa

    December 12, 2019 at 11:11 am

    A friend and I were shot at yesterday, while in my friend’s truck. Thankfully only the vehicle windows were shattered. I was covered in glass, but no physical harm done. Police are investigating.

  34. 34.

    oatler.

    December 12, 2019 at 11:11 am

    Why are those fat-faced repubs dominating the hearings when they are the minority?

  35. 35.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    December 12, 2019 at 11:11 am

    GOHMERT!

  36. 36.

    Elizabelle

    December 12, 2019 at 11:13 am

    @O. Felix Culpa:  OMG.  Random shooter?  Or targeted?  Other cars hit too?

    How terrifying.  Grateful you and your friend are not wounded (physically).

  37. 37.

    Amir Khalid

    December 12, 2019 at 11:13 am

    @oatler.:

    Because they won’t STFU?

  38. 38.

    Elizabelle

    December 12, 2019 at 11:14 am

    @zhena gogolia:   Yes.  I worry about moving too fast.  Slow it down.

    Let those financial records catch up with you.  And why turn it over to fucking Treason McConnell prematurely.

    There must be something House leadership knows that we don’t WRT timing (or shoes about to drop).

  39. 39.

    Immanentize

    December 12, 2019 at 11:15 am

    @BC in Illinois:

    a good old fashioned movie with a friend!

    May I suggest All The President’s Men?”

  40. 40.

    Immanentize

    December 12, 2019 at 11:16 am

    @O. Felix Culpa: Oh My God!!!

    Random or because, Reasons?

     

    I am so glad you are both OK.

  41. 41.

    O. Felix Culpa

    December 12, 2019 at 11:16 am

    @Elizabelle: They haven’t apprehended anyone yet, to my knowledge, but I think we were targeted because of our location: the entrance to a government office. So targeted in a sense, but not personal.

  42. 42.

    O. Felix Culpa

    December 12, 2019 at 11:17 am

    @Elizabelle: They haven’t apprehended anyone yet, to my knowledge, but I think we were targeted because of our location: the entrance to a government office. So targeted in a sense, but not personal.

  43. 43.

    O. Felix Culpa

    December 12, 2019 at 11:20 am

    @Immanentize: I’m glad too. Given the apparent trajectory, it came through the back window behind my headrest. Thankfully it was at an angle, otherwise the back of my head would have been hit.

  44. 44.

    Immanentize

    December 12, 2019 at 11:20 am

    @O. Felix Culpa: The world is just so wrong right now.

  45. 45.

    Immanentize

    December 12, 2019 at 11:23 am

    @O. Felix Culpa: I wouldn’t know whether to go to a place to pray or to a bar after something like that.  Maybe go to a bar and pray?  Ugh.  I hate that you now have such a story to tell.

  46. 46.

    Elizabelle

    December 12, 2019 at 11:25 am

    @O. Felix Culpa:  does your car have political info on it? Bumperstickers, decals?  Curious if it was just the location.
    Too close. Horrible. Were any other cars hit?  Has this happened around town before?

    Hugs.

  47. 47.

    Leto

    December 12, 2019 at 11:26 am

    @O. Felix Culpa: JFC, I’m very happy you and your friend are okay! I’m sorry it happened and I hope they catch the asshole soon.

  48. 48.

    O. Felix Culpa

    December 12, 2019 at 11:30 am

    @Immanentize: Yeah, it took a while for the implications to sink in. I had a community board meeting afterwards, and then went home for a glass of wine.

  49. 49.

    BC in Illinois

    December 12, 2019 at 11:34 am

    @NotMax:

    The ESA’s new, four-armed garbage-collecting robot is on a mission to clean up the atmosphere — and die trying.

    Richard Benjamin was there first, in Quark.

    The show was set on a United Galaxy Sanitation Patrol Cruiser

  50. 50.

    joel hanes

    December 12, 2019 at 11:34 am

    @Joe Falco:

    If the Executive branch were to obey all the subpoenas that were filed

     

    Starr/grand jury/Congress filed many many subpoenas against the Clinton administration and individuals connected with the Clintons.

    IIRC, the administration promptly complied with all subpoenas for documents, and only Susan McDougal refused compelled testimony, for which she went to jail for 22 months.

  51. 51.

    Amir Khalid

    December 12, 2019 at 11:38 am

    @O. Felix Culpa:

    I don’t know what to say, beyond that I’m relieved you’re both okay.

  52. 52.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    December 12, 2019 at 11:40 am

    The first article of impeachment voted out of the Judiciary committe against Nixon in 1974 was abuse of power.  The Republican members need to go back and read their history.

  53. 53.

    joel hanes

    December 12, 2019 at 11:40 am

    @zhena gogolia:

    The Senate is going to sweep it all under the rug.

    I suspect that the Senate will vote for affirmative exoneration.

  54. 54.

    Gin & Tonic

    December 12, 2019 at 11:40 am

    Here is a photo tweeted by the Vice-PM of Ukraine yesterday. Contrast that with this photo of the Foreign Minister of Russia.

  55. 55.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    December 12, 2019 at 11:42 am

    And carpetbagger McClintock confuses a grand jury and a trail.

  56. 56.

    Ohio Mom

    December 12, 2019 at 11:43 am

    @O. Felix Culpa: Whoa! Glad they missed. Keep us posted on the investigation, and if delayed trauma starts affecting you, please take care of it.

  57. 57.

    CaseyL

    December 12, 2019 at 11:44 am

    @O. Felix Culpa:

    Holy shit!  So glad you’re OK.  Please keep us posted.

  58. 58.

    O. Felix Culpa

    December 12, 2019 at 11:45 am

    @Elizabelle: No bumper stickers. No one else shot. I heard the car from which the shot presumably came drive past us and keep going. They’ve captured some images on security cameras.

  59. 59.

    zhena gogolia

    December 12, 2019 at 11:46 am

    @joel hanes:

    Jennifer Rubin kind of cheered me up about this.

    washingtonpost.com/opinions/2019/12/12/nothing-could-be-more-conclusive-proof-trumps-guilt/

  60. 60.

    polyorchnid octopunch

    December 12, 2019 at 11:48 am

    @West of the Rockies: Technique and equipment. Most guitarists end up with a guitar and amp combination that produce a sound they like, so SRV -> Stratocaster and Fender amps. Queen -> original ef86 preamp Voxen and the guitar (and pickups!) that he made himself. George Harrison also used those Voxen, but with Rickenbackers. Both equipment and technique matter a LOT, and there are a huge number of tweaks that can be done esp. with electric guitars to make them sound different; for example, SRV is famous for using insanely heavy strings. I use .011 gauge (most guitarists I know cite the high E string’s gauge to give you a handle on what they’re using) and most guitarists I know find that to be very heavy, but SRV used .013s. His third string (the G) must’ve been something like .021 or .022 unwound, which would make it a beast to bend.

    WRT technique, the single most important component is the vibrato the player develops; the reason you can tell it’s SRV from the first note is because of his vibrato. Right hand technique is often overlooked by new guitarists but is also insanely important.

    Equipment creates the foundation of the sound by delineating its broad parameters, after that technique takes over.

  61. 61.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    December 12, 2019 at 11:50 am

    @germy:

    I have to wonder if that’s deliberate (like when Rs call Dems the “Democrat” Party) or just a cultural relic. I’ve heard lots of people call it “the” Ukraine and they’re not RWNJs

  62. 62.

    Elmo

    December 12, 2019 at 11:50 am

    @O. Felix Culpa: Dear God.  So awful and so glad you’re okay.  What govt building?

  63. 63.

    zhena gogolia

    December 12, 2019 at 11:50 am

    @Mnemosyne:

    Ooh, this looks good. This is going to make Munoz a star. And Jimmy Smits FTW!

    twitter.com/i/events/1205140441894535168

  64. 64.

    zhena gogolia

    December 12, 2019 at 11:51 am

    @O. Felix Culpa:

    I hope they get the bastard. Glad you’re okay.

  65. 65.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    December 12, 2019 at 11:51 am

    I’m not watching. Did people burst out laughing at this? if not, how did they hold it in?

    S.V. Dáte‏Verified account @ svdate 39m39 minutes ago
    Rep. Gohmert just declared himself the Ukraine expert on the committee. Alrighty.

  66. 66.

    O. Felix Culpa

    December 12, 2019 at 11:53 am

    @Leto: @Amir Khalid: @Ohio Mom: @CaseyL: @Immanentize:

    Thank you all (and anyone I missed) for your kind words. I’m still processing the event. I’m mostly fine, but occasionally a little weepy – and thankful – considering what could have happened. My friend had nightmares last night. We have to go back to the scene this morning to pick up his truck and get it repaired. We’ll see if the state police have any new information to share with us.

  67. 67.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    December 12, 2019 at 11:54 am

    @O. Felix Culpa:

    Holy shit! Hope you and your friend are ok. Do you have any idea why somebody shot at you?

  68. 68.

    dexwood

    December 12, 2019 at 11:55 am

    @O. Felix Culpa: Glad you’re ok. Frightening experience. That happened down here in gun-totin’ Albuquerque a day or two ago to a Lyft driver and his passenger. The passenger was cut by glass, but otherwise they were both ok. A random shooting apparently.

  69. 69.

    Gin & Tonic

    December 12, 2019 at 11:57 am

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): I believe it is a cultural relic and not some sort of signal. But it is pretty annoying, and IMO shows an unwillingness to learn and adapt that is generally characteristic of Republicans.

  70. 70.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    December 12, 2019 at 11:58 am

    @Mnemosyne:

    Robert The Red Knows Rain, Dear‏Verified account @RobGeorge
    Your reminder that emoluments clause violations were just left on impeachment table.

    I don’t like to challenge the law and politics that went into the Schiff/Pelosi strategy, but I have been thinking emoluments should be included because money might wake up some people whose brains shut down when they hear anything about foreign policy. Robert George (alumnus of the Bush administration, I believe) was retweeting this about trump pimping his private supper club as the “Southern White House” and advertising access for customers

    Kathryn Watson‏Verified account @kathrynw5
    The president promoting an ad for his own business and associating it with his official work

  71. 71.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    December 12, 2019 at 11:58 am

    @O. Felix Culpa: Awful and glad you’re OK, hope they get the guy.

  72. 72.

    Gin & Tonic

    December 12, 2019 at 11:59 am

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: I’m trying to recall the last time Louie visited the country. Help me out here.

  73. 73.

    O. Felix Culpa

    December 12, 2019 at 12:00 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka):  I think the targeting was location (significant government office) but not personal.

    @dexwood: I hadn’t heard about that shooting. Glad both driver and passenger are ok. It’s funny, I lived in big bad cities (including some sketchy neighborhoods) for decades and was never shot at or even mugged. But now in New Mexico…. I ain’t leaving though.

  74. 74.

    Elizabelle

    December 12, 2019 at 12:02 pm

    @O. Felix Culpa:  So glad you and your friend are OK.  They need to catch that shooter.  Jebus.

  75. 75.

    dexwood

    December 12, 2019 at 12:04 pm

    @O. Felix Culpa: That’s the spirit. So much to love about this state, but, like so many other places, assholes gotta be assholes. Fuck ’em.

  76. 76.

    Gin & Tonic

    December 12, 2019 at 12:05 pm

    Oh, hey, what a darned coincidence:

    Before Giuliani associate Lev Parnas’s arrest, a bank account in his wife’s name received $1 million from a Russian account t.co/6o8zgiSfVu
    — The Wall Street Journal (@WSJ) December 12, 2019

  77. 77.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    December 12, 2019 at 12:10 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:

    But it is pretty annoying, and IMO shows an unwillingness to learn and adapt that is generally characteristic of Republicans.

    It is. Sadly, I think most people the world over tend to be like that and are small “c” conservatives

  78. 78.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    December 12, 2019 at 12:11 pm

    so… Matt Gaetz was arguing that Hunter Biden’s substance abuse history should have precluded his job with Burisma?

    Manu Raju‏Verified account @mkraju
    Hank Johnson responds to Gaetz: “The pot calling the kettle black is not something we should do,” he says, adding if someone had a DUI, it’s not something he would bring up.

  79. 79.

    chris

    December 12, 2019 at 12:12 pm

    @O. Felix Culpa: JFC! Glad you’re still with us. Do better, America

  80. 80.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    December 12, 2019 at 12:13 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:

    Has it been confirmed to have actually been opened by her? I’m guessing not because they would’ve said so.

    A bribe by the Russians to his wife not to air dirty laundry in divorce court for Ghoulini (and their common cause)?

  81. 81.

    Mrs. D. Ranged in AZ

    December 12, 2019 at 12:13 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka):

    @Gin & Tonic:

    I think it’s like saying “The Cancer”, it’s a weird old person/Rural colloquial way of speaking.  It’s annoying and stupid but nothing to get riled up about.

  82. 82.

    chris

    December 12, 2019 at 12:17 pm

    In other news, the world over conservatives gotta conservative.

    The Globe and Mail, Canada’s largest national, conservative leaning newspaper, dutifully reports that Andrew Scheer, leader of the Conservative Party, has resigned as leader this morning because of poor performance in the last election. But wait, there’s more:

    Global News has learned that Scheer is resigning after it was revealed he had been using Conservative Party money to pay for his children’s private school education. #cdnpoli #CPC— Mercedes Stephenson (@MercedesGlobal) December 12, 2019

  83. 83.

    BobS

    December 12, 2019 at 12:17 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: I don’t think Gaetz understands irony- now he’s saying running for (holding?) office doesn’t place someone beyond the law.

  84. 84.

    Gin & Tonic

    December 12, 2019 at 12:20 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): Dunno. May be just another way of laundering campaign contributions. Here’s Parnas maxing out to Minority Leader McCarthy, f’rinstance.

  85. 85.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    December 12, 2019 at 12:27 pm

    @O. Felix Culpa: Holy cow. What was that about?

  86. 86.

    Immanentize

    December 12, 2019 at 12:28 pm

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: Happy Anniversary, child bride.

  87. 87.

    Kraux Pas

    December 12, 2019 at 12:29 pm

    I opened this to Sheila Jackson Lee and she was a delight. She was followed by John Ratcliffe clearly not understanding the nature of this proceeding, Trump’s actions in seeking a rehash of a closed investigation by Ukraine, the independent actions of our law enforcement and intelligence agencies that resulted in Trump being investigated in 2016, or the Constitution.

  88. 88.

    Baud

    December 12, 2019 at 12:33 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

     

    Emoluments is still in the courts. It looks like they made a decision not to address anything that was in litigation.

  89. 89.

    brantl

    December 12, 2019 at 12:34 pm

    @O. Felix Culpa: Be careful bud, sometimes the sons-of-bitches are out to get you

  90. 90.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    December 12, 2019 at 12:34 pm

    @Immanentize:

    Thank you!

  91. 91.

    Baud

    December 12, 2019 at 12:34 pm

    @O. Felix Culpa:

    Damn. Glad you lived to tell the tale.

  92. 92.

    gene108

    December 12, 2019 at 12:34 pm

    @O. Felix Culpa:

    So glad you are O.K.

    That’s terrifying.

  93. 93.

    Kent

    December 12, 2019 at 12:35 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka):

    I have to wonder if that’s deliberate (like when Rs call Dems the “Democrat” Party) or just a cultural relic. I’ve heard lots of people call it “the” Ukraine and they’re not RWNJs

    It used to be called “The Ukrainian Soviet Socialist Republic” during the USSR days so maybe it’s a legacy from that.  The Ukraine is apparently how Russians refer to it as if it is just a region of greater Russia or something.  So dropping the “the” is a way to properly recognize Ukraine as an independent country.

  94. 94.

    brantl

    December 12, 2019 at 12:36 pm

    Here’s this freaking nimrod Gohmert. Can we just shorten that to Gomer, will everyone know who we are talking about?

  95. 95.

    Baud

    December 12, 2019 at 12:38 pm

    @Kent:

     

    I thought Russian didn’t have a definite article.

  96. 96.

    Kraux Pas

    December 12, 2019 at 12:38 pm

    @Kraux Pas: Could not edit to add: Why is it OK for them to endlessly investigate the same matter over and over again after failing to turn up any evidence of wrongdoing every time they embrace a new crackpot conspiracy theory about something they insist must have been illegal (they don’t know what but they’ll find it); but the Democrats can’t complete one inquiry, no matter how thorough or abbreviated, even if they turn up evidence of crimes?

  97. 97.

    Kent

    December 12, 2019 at 12:39 pm

    @Baud: Russian usage in English.  As in Russian-produced propaganda for US consumption designed to annoy Ukranians and subtly diminish their status as an independent country.

  98. 98.

    Gin & Tonic

    December 12, 2019 at 12:39 pm

    @Kent: Since both Russian and Ukrainian lack the definite article it’s a little more complicated than that; in English, it’s also of a piece with saying “the Sudan” or, further back, “the Argentine.” In all cases implying that it’s a territory and not a sovereign nation.

  99. 99.

    Baud

    December 12, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:

    People say the Netherlands without controversy.

    ETA

    Also too, The Ohio State University.

  100. 100.

    TomatoQueen

    December 12, 2019 at 12:42 pm

    OT: Merlin Update: Because he moves at the speed of Magick, Merlin has transitioned from exhaustion to languor to curiosity-spying to full-on Hide, This is Bat Country in a matter of hours. After some get-acquainted head-scritches, he came out of his carrier long enough to be Freaked by the flickering of the tv (hey tech, stop scaring my cat!) and hid. This morning he posed briefly in the sun on the main windowsill, then the Zoomies erupted and he zipped here and zapped there and now is hidden, length of time to be determined by him. I know I know it happens, it’s predictable, so no panicking, but also unfortunately no immediate pics until he’s calmed himself down. The one thing a pic won’t do is give you a feel of his fur, which is like velvet or velour or both.

  101. 101.

    Gin & Tonic

    December 12, 2019 at 12:42 pm

    @Kent: Can’t find references, but I don’t think they do that. In Russian, though, there’s a distinction between “на” and “в” which is meaningful, basically “onto” vs. “into.”

  102. 102.

    gene108

    December 12, 2019 at 12:43 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka):

    I know the “Democrat” instead of “Democratic” is deliberate, but by now it’s become an unconscious thing, with Republicans.

    During the Bush, Jr. years, they started using “Democrat” instead of “Democratic”. I believe the rejoinder was there’s nothing “democratic” about the Democrat party or something.

    It was also done to annoy Democrats, which it did for awhile, but we’ve been tuning it out for years.

    The only reason I don’t continue to say “the” Ukraine is because of Gin & Tonic’s posts here.

    But I am sure, who ever handles Ukraine and Russia stuff, for Republicans, must know Ukraine does not like the “the” before its name.

    So I assume it’s deliberate on the part of Republicans.

    No Democrat, that I have heard, uses “the” Ukraine, in these hearings.

  103. 103.

    Elizabelle

    December 12, 2019 at 12:43 pm

    @TomatoQueen:   He sounds like a happy little cat.  And he has no idea he’s an experienced air traveler.

  104. 104.

    Gin & Tonic

    December 12, 2019 at 12:45 pm

    @Baud: People also say “The United States of America.” Holy cow!

    Let’s not plow this row again.

  105. 105.

    Uninvited Guest

    December 12, 2019 at 12:47 pm

    Theory about what Nancy’s game plan might be: impeachment or weakening the GOP’s hold on the Senate. Or, best case scenario, both. Let’s say that Nancy and the others involved know about more bombshells that are going to drop. If they drop quick enough, it’s theoretically possible, (though admittedly very unlikely) they could change enough votes in the Senate for impeachment. But in the event they don’t or they come out after the vote, we’ve still got the GOP Senators on record being against it.

    In time for the elections and for Democrats running for Senate to use against their opponents in campaign adds. And this could, depending on what comes out, put the Senate in play.

    Because with the Senate, even if Trump isn’t impeached and removed and/or voted out, the Republican damage is limited. And if he is, the Democratic President, once elected, can hit the ground running

    Maybe? ?‍♂️

  106. 106.

    Kent

    December 12, 2019 at 12:48 pm

    @Baud: You can say whatever you want but that doesn’t make it correct.  Do you say “The Germany” or “The France?”  Ukrainians prefer their country be called Ukraine and not “The Ukraine”.   It is your choice whether to correctly follow the preference of Ukrainians or copy the Russian trolls

  107. 107.

    West of the Rockies

    December 12, 2019 at 12:48 pm

    @polyorchnid octopunch:

    Thanks!  I know, for instance, that I hate Jack Johnson’s playing.  I describe it as “chippy”, like he’s attacking the strings rather than strumming them.  It’s quite percussive to my ears.

  108. 108.

    J R in WV

    December 12, 2019 at 12:48 pm

    @O. Felix Culpa:

     

    SO glad you and your friend are physically OK, and that the police are taking things seriously. There are obviously evil crazed people out wandering around.

    Also good that all your friend’s truck needs is new glass, that’s quick and easy and relatively foolproof.

    Take care, and keep us posted!

  109. 109.

    Another Scott

    December 12, 2019 at 12:49 pm

    @Kent: The BBC and UK press has a history of adding “the” to names of countries as well.

    The Congo

    The Sudan

    Etc.  I suspect its a colonial legacy, as well as what you say about minimizing the national aspects of a place that they dominate.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

    (Who has a book, Catherine – Empress of All the Russias, also too.)

  110. 110.

    guachi

    December 12, 2019 at 12:50 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:  Since both Russian and Ukrainian lack the definite article it’s a little more complicated than that; in English, it’s also of a piece with saying “the Sudan” or, further back, “the Argentine.” In all cases implying that it’s a territory and not a sovereign nation.

    Not the same. “The Sudan” is called “The Sudan” because the Arabic name for Sudan is… “As-Sudan”, which means, basically, “The Blacks”

    A number of Muslim countries that use Arabic have country names that begin with “The” – Sudan, Iraq, Jordan, Algeria.

    It has nothing to do with English implying the country isn’t a sovereign nation.

  111. 111.

    Baud

    December 12, 2019 at 12:54 pm

    @Kent:

     

    I wasn’t arguing for the usage. I was asking about the implication that “the” necessarily indicated territorial status.

  112. 112.

    Mrs. D. Ranged in AZ

    December 12, 2019 at 12:56 pm

    @TomatoQueen: Oh so happy to hear that Merlin is well and with you!  Give him lots of scritches from us Jackals.

  113. 113.

    Gin & Tonic

    December 12, 2019 at 12:58 pm

    @guachi: Why did only one of the four you list end up with the article in English usage?

  114. 114.

    Mrs. D. Ranged in AZ

    December 12, 2019 at 12:58 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: Doesn’t the “в” also just mean in, as

    я живу в доме

    ya zhivu v dome

    I live in a house

  115. 115.

    Kent

    December 12, 2019 at 12:59 pm

    @Baud: Here’s a discussion of the topic:  foreignpolicy.com/2019/10/05/ukraine-name-insult-war-russia-geography/

  116. 116.

    J R in WV

    December 12, 2019 at 1:00 pm

    @O. Felix Culpa:

    Yeah, it took a while for the implications to sink in. I had a community board meeting afterwards, and then went home for a glass of wine.

    I think for me this event may have deserved stronger spirits, like whiskey or tequila, but probably best for you to stick to your usual, really.

  117. 117.

    burnspbesq

    December 12, 2019 at 1:00 pm

    @Amir Khalid:

     

    Frank Vignola, who looks like a high school teacher, doesn’t play anything like it.

    youtu.be/ELXtZmFpvPk

  118. 118.

    Just One More Canuck

    December 12, 2019 at 1:07 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: Elim Garak said it best in DS9 – “I believe in coincidences, I just don’t trust coincidences”

  119. 119.

    Gin & Tonic

    December 12, 2019 at 1:17 pm

    @Mrs. D. Ranged in AZ: Yes, it does, but “in” or “to” are context-dependent. The difference I am highlighting is between

    я еду в Украину and я еду на Украину.

  120. 120.

    Leto

    December 12, 2019 at 1:21 pm

    @Just One More Canuck: I would’ve loved a Garak, Odo, Quark Three’s Company style ST sitcom.

  121. 121.

    sphex

    December 12, 2019 at 1:22 pm

    @O. Felix Culpa: Oh my goodness that sounds awful! Glad you weren’t hurt, and I hope you can take care of the emotional effects, too.

  122. 122.

    O. Felix Culpa

    December 12, 2019 at 1:26 pm

    @J R in WV:

    I think for me this event may have deserved stronger spirits, like whiskey or tequila.

    LOL. My friend tucked into some scotch. I’m generally not a strong spirited person, as it were. My Cotes-du-Rhone was nicely soothing.

  123. 123.

    JPL

    December 12, 2019 at 1:27 pm

    @O. Felix Culpa:  How frightening and I hope that the police find out who the person is.   If they were targeting comings and goings from a government facility, next person might not be as fortunate as you.

  124. 124.

    Just One More Canuck

    December 12, 2019 at 1:31 pm

    @Leto:

    A Hope/Crosby buddy show – “The Road to Bajor”

  125. 125.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 12, 2019 at 1:36 pm

    Just turned it on to see Sensenbrenner mention Bill Clinton.  Drink?!

  126. 126.

    JPL

    December 12, 2019 at 1:38 pm

    @TomatoQueen: Thank you for the update and in another week or so Merlin should be able to figure out that he’s home.

  127. 127.

    rikyrah

    December 12, 2019 at 2:12 pm

    @O. Felix Culpa:

     

    I am shocked. I am happy that you both are well, but, this is insanity :(

  128. 128.

    WaterGirl

    December 12, 2019 at 2:37 pm

    @O. Felix Culpa: Every word that comes to mind doesn’t seem strong enough.  yikes, nope.  holy shit, no really.  In any case, I am very happy to know that you are safe.

    I had the glass in my oven door shatter spontaneously as I was cooking in the kitchen, and it took me a bit to comprehend what was going on around me as it appeared to be snowing glass.  Wondering if you had a similar experience, only x 1000.

  129. 129.

    germy

    December 12, 2019 at 2:46 pm

    PN1267
    Motion to Invoke Cloture: Stephen Hahn to be Commissioner of Food and Drugs, Department of Health and Human Services

    Booker: Not Voting ✈
    Gillibrand: Nay ❌
    Sanders: Not Voting ✈
    Harris: Nay ❌
    Klobuchar: Nay ❌
    Brown: Yea ✅
    Warren: Not Voting ✈ pic.twitter.com/tDVGZzVPpg

    — ElectionAlert (@2020alerts) December 11, 2019

  130. 130.

    WaterGirl

    December 12, 2019 at 3:04 pm

    @germy: Is the point that the senators who are running for President are not there to vote?

  131. 131.

    germy

    December 12, 2019 at 3:21 pm

    @WaterGirl:  No, every tweet is about who voted for what

     

    @WaterGirl:  description of account:

    Spotting when the 2020 Democrats disagree. Built by @TrumpsAlert creator @Psythor.

  132. 132.

    WaterGirl

    December 12, 2019 at 3:28 pm

    @germy: Ah, thanks.  For a second there, I thought we only had 7 senators!  :-)

  133. 133.

    Mary Ellen Sandahl

    December 12, 2019 at 9:36 pm

    Apologies if someone already noted this, but the Ukraine is also, historically, a Britishism, as is the Lebanon. I certainly heard authoritative U.S. people like gov’t figures and prominent journalists use the former while I was growing up and coming of age during the 60’s thru 80’s.

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