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Holiday Prep Open Thread

by Betty Cracker|  December 14, 201910:00 am| 223 Comments

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Weird how I’m caught off guard by Christmas every year. It’s an event that appears on the calendar, yet somehow it blindsides me. Right now our fake tree is mocking me from across the room, its component parts rudely protruding from the storage box while awaiting assembly.

Our annual Drunken Aunties Cookie Night will be Drunken Aunties Cookie Day this year (in fact, tomorrow) because there was no Saturday in December when everyone was free. We old aunties increasingly must accommodate the schedules of teens and young adults. It was easier when we could just order the little shits around. (Honestly, I’m grateful that THEY still put up with US.)

It will be a brunch event this year, and I have a feeling the schedule change will result in fewer drunken aunties and higher cookie production. That’s probably a good thing. Here are the featured goodies:

  • Spritz cookies
  • Cranberry pistachio biscotti
  • Coconut macaroons
  • Sugar cookie cutouts
  • Buckeyes
  • Espresso cookies
  • Amaretto cookies

We have dozens of cookie cutters for the sugar cookie dough. Every year someone brings a few new ones, and we’ve been doing this since the turn of the century, so they accumulate. We’ve got Christmas-themed cutters, of course, but also dinosaurs, dragonflies, squirrels, Millennium Falcons, etc.

My favorite thing these days is making spritz cookies with the cookie press, which I call the “cookie gun” because it resembles and operates exactly like a caulk gun. So easy, so good!

Anyhoo, time to get off my ass and assemble that tree! Open thread!

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  1. 1.

    Amir Khalid

    December 14, 2019 at 10:09 am

    It’s close enough to the holiday for the famous Austrian Christmas carol Stille Nacht, all six verses.

  2. 2.

    OzarkHillbilly

    December 14, 2019 at 10:10 am

    I want that cross stitch (first time I typed that it was “crass stitch” that might be more accurate.) also, who says “dinosaurs, dragonflies, squirrels, Millennium Falcons” aren’t Xmas themed?

  3. 3.

    JPL

    December 14, 2019 at 10:11 am

    Although little imp is only ten months, he is eating some solid food since he  has six teeth.    Anyway his dad won’t allow him to have sugar, but I think his grandma might be able to sneak him a sugar cookie X-Mas eve.

  4. 4.

    jeffreyw

    December 14, 2019 at 10:16 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: 
    She needs a Die Hard cookie cutter.

  5. 5.

    O. Felix Culpa

    December 14, 2019 at 10:17 am

    @JPL: Go for it! I remember when my sons were little and we went to a friend’s two-year-old birthday party. The poor kid’s puritan mother baked a sugar-free birthday cake. Most disgusting thing ever. As in all things, moderation, including allegedly “healthy” eating. ;-)

  6. 6.

    delk

    December 14, 2019 at 10:19 am

    For just the second time in 20 years we have a tree. My husband is Jewish and I am lazy. We were going to have one last year but between Gav dying and me fracturing my wrist it didn’t happen. We had our first tree 19 years ago and after two moves a true Christmas miracle has happened: all the lights are still working!

  7. 7.

    OzarkHillbilly

    December 14, 2019 at 10:19 am

    @jeffreyw: I got mine when they first came out. Greatest Xmas movie ever. Blows Rudolph right out of the sky.

  8. 8.

    jeffreyw

    December 14, 2019 at 10:21 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    Yippee Ki Yay, M.. My good man!

  9. 9.

    OzarkHillbilly

    December 14, 2019 at 10:25 am

    @jeffreyw:  Now I have a machine gun. Ho Ho Ho.

  10. 10.

    Miss Bianca

    December 14, 2019 at 10:25 am

    Ooh, cranberry pistachio biscotti! My dear companion D is quite the bisco-baker, and we have been looking for a holiday recipe! Do share, please!

  11. 11.

    Sab

    December 14, 2019 at 10:26 am

    Mincemeat filled oatmeal cookies!
    @OzarkHillbilly:  We love our shark cookie cutter. Also, I use the round biscuit cutter to make guinea pigs with red cinnamon candy eyes.

  12. 12.

    Jay

    December 14, 2019 at 10:27 am

    With family this year for the first time in a decade, so will be contributing to the sugar hoard.

    Double Chocolate Dark Cherry Biscotti,
    Candied Ginger Stained Glass Sugar Cookies,
    Chocolate Sea Foam Tarts.

    and because we will/are spending time with a Dog, ( the Perfect Gentleman, Axl), Dried Duck Liver Snaps.

  13. 13.

    OzarkHillbilly

    December 14, 2019 at 10:30 am

    @Sab:

    Also, I use the round biscuit cutter to make guinea pigs with red cinnamon candy eyes.

    I love it, would never have thought of that.

  14. 14.

    OzarkHillbilly

    December 14, 2019 at 10:31 am

    Holy shit, I just remembered. I have to make a poteca next wkend.

  15. 15.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    December 14, 2019 at 10:31 am

    @Betty Cracker:
    Sign me up for the cranberry pistachio biscotti! Espresso and/​or amaretto cookies accepted as backup.

  16. 16.

    Barbara

    December 14, 2019 at 10:33 am

    I will be making a couple of kinds of cookies, and not doing much else. My son has so much time off this year we decided to go skiing before Christmas, come back the day of and hopefully have a nice day after doing things we should have done the day before.

  17. 17.

    Jay

    December 14, 2019 at 10:34 am

    The school bus incident that MAGA Twitter is lying about has made its way onto a gun forum ("Glock Talk"), where the conversation quickly turned into racist comments, threats of hate crimes, and fictional tales of widespread violence against Trump supporters. pic.twitter.com/saUseGpfU8— Caroline Orr (@RVAwonk) December 14, 2019

  18. 18.

    ThresherK

    December 14, 2019 at 10:41 am

    I may do some baking for Xmas but not sure yet, as our kitchen and oven are very small.

    Non-standard seasonal traditions for us: The Ref, Laurel and Hardy’s Babes in Toyland, Blink 182’s I Won’t be Home for Christmas, and (despite its flaws) Trapped in Paradise.

  19. 19.

    JPL

    December 14, 2019 at 10:42 am

    Thanks to all of you who suggested the Howard Stern/Hillary tape.   I found the entire tape on you tube.

  20. 20.

    Betty Cracker

    December 14, 2019 at 10:42 am

    @Miss Bianca: Here’s a link to the recipe we use.

    @Steeplejack (phone): Will have to get back to you; my sister has the recipe cards for those two. The espresso cookies aren’t pretty. In fact, they look like petrified panda turds. But they taste good!

  21. 21.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    December 14, 2019 at 10:43 am

    For several years after our son grew up and we went to his place for Christmas, I didn’t put up a tree. I just didn’t feel the need for Christmas cheer. Then one year, I saw small, artificial trees in Target and decided to buy one with the lights already on it. I’ve been putting it up and decorating every year since, and in the course of doing that, I realized we make our own cheer.

  22. 22.

    gene108

    December 14, 2019 at 10:44 am

    @Amir Khalid:

    Singing it in middle and high school German class, when my voice was changing, is probably the funniest thing I have ever done, given the uproarious laughter from classmates and teachers

  23. 23.

    jeffreyw

    December 14, 2019 at 10:45 am

    Bah!  Humbug!

     

    Too soon?

  24. 24.

    Kayla Rudbek

    December 14, 2019 at 10:46 am

    For the Twin Cities jackals: https://www.twincities.com/2019/12/09/mounds-theatre-stages-its-an-honorable-life-a-klingon-variation-of-the-classic-film/. I was force fed the original movie every year in Catholic grade school so I absolutely hate that movie, but if I was visiting my parents, I’d take a chance on the play.

  25. 25.

    Jay

    December 14, 2019 at 10:48 am

    @JPL:

    Tape? Batamax?

    what’s next, AOL?

  26. 26.

    brantl

    December 14, 2019 at 10:50 am

    @Jay: I want all of those recipes.

  27. 27.

    JPL

    December 14, 2019 at 10:50 am

    @Jay: ha!

  28. 28.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    December 14, 2019 at 10:50 am

    Got up this morning to discover that my Internet connection is dead. Neither wired nor wi-fi connection is working. Tried resetting the cable modem and the router, no joy.

    Had a tediously slow on-line chat with a Cox Cable rep. Person was friendly (as much as you can tell on a chat) but not super helpful. Basically IT Crowd “Turn it off and turn it back on.” Yes, thanks, I’m a techno-weenie; I did that.

    So now I’m taking a break before I try to troubleshoot the cable modem. One useful thing the Cox rep did say was that this modem has been in use since September 2012. So it’s a bit long in the tooth. The lights are lit on the front of it, so it’s not dead, but my memory is that the rightmost one should be blinking, and it’s not. And when I turn the modem off and then back on, the lights don’t dance around before settling; they just come on in a fixed pattern. Again, my memory is that there should be a little light show before they settle.

    So I need to look up my exact model number and get on the Google to do some research. Might be time to buy a new cable modem. Merry Christmas to me!

  29. 29.

    Jay

    December 14, 2019 at 10:51 am

    @Betty Cracker:

    at least it’s not Wombat poop.

     

    do you bake a loaf, cut it, then double bake it, or are they just formed and baked?

  30. 30.

    MattF

    December 14, 2019 at 10:52 am

    I’d have expected Baby Yoda cookies would be everywhere— but astonishingly, it seems that Disney was caught off-guard by the popularity of the little fella. So, we’re back to hand-made. Chocolate covered raisins for the eyes, bite off the ears first.

  31. 31.

    Baud

    December 14, 2019 at 10:53 am

    Via Reddit, I hadn’t seen this cartoon before but it is apt.

    https://i.imgur.com/klNztXW.jpg

  32. 32.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    December 14, 2019 at 10:55 am

    @Betty Cracker:

    Thanks, but don’t strain yourself at this stressful time of year. I’m good with the biscotti recipe.

  33. 33.

    Miss Bianca

    December 14, 2019 at 10:57 am

    @Betty Cracker: Muchas gracias!

  34. 34.

    MattF

    December 14, 2019 at 11:00 am

    @Steeplejack (phone): We had a power outage in the condo common areas last week. Power to the wiring cabinets failed, the backup battery system failed. Internet, VOIP phone service, TV service all went dead. So, people were introduced to the mysteries of personal hotspots. It took about a week to get back to sorta normal, including episodes of yelling at the disembodied voice in the Verizon phone tree.

  35. 35.

    debbie

    December 14, 2019 at 11:01 am

    @ThresherK:

    I got a pint of Graeter’s Peppermint Stick and a jar of Bittersweet Chocolate Fudge Sauce. I’m set.

  36. 36.

    Aleta

    December 14, 2019 at 11:04 am

    From a lightweight Post article about cookies in the US.  It has links to a few regional recipes. 

    Part of the reason you see such a wide array of cookies is the wide array of circumstances to which home cooks, particularly women, have had to adapt, whether that means being thrifty, working around a scarcity of ingredients or attempting to make do with whatever was readily available in a particular region.

    “Cookies can be assembled from whatever you’ve got,” says Anne Byrn, author of the superbly comprehensive “American Cookie.” “They are not fussy or fancy, and that’s why their recipes have lasted for generations.”

     Today’s cookies look nothing like what you would have found here several hundred years ago. The word itself has origins in Dutch, where “the word koek designates a flat baked item,” according to Anastasia Edwards’s charming book “Biscuits and Cookies: A Global History.” What the Dutch and other early Americans baked would have been leaner, crisper, smaller and less sweet than what we think of today.

    The first published recipes for an American cookie appeared in Amelia Simmons’s 1796 book “American Cookery,” Edwards says. The recipe for “Another Christmas Cookey” included three pounds of flour, a “tea cup of fine powdered coriander seed,” a pound of butter, a cup and a half of sugar and “three teaspoonfuls of pearl ash.” Good news: “Tho’ hard and dry at first, if put into an earthen pot, and dry cellar, or damp room, they will be finer, softer and better when six months old.”

    …

    …

    Several technological innovations helped nudge the cookie into its modern state. Chief among them: the oven, which did not make its way into most homes until the 19th century, Edwards says. Parks cites the electric mixer as another huge development. It allowed cooks to more easily and efficiently beat together ingredients, especially butter and sugar, which when creamed give rise to soft, fluffy cookies. The Industrial Revolution was another key moment, as it contributed to large-scale production of baked goods that were packaged to last. Companies such as Nabisco (the National Biscuit Company) and Sunshine Biscuits worked to outdo each other, and that, Parks says, emboldened amateur bakers to expand their repertoire, too.

    Access to certain ingredients, whether limited by geography, war-induced scarcity or poverty, also shaped the American cookie experience. The North-South divide is multifaceted, but in terms of baking, Parks says it can mean the difference between pecans and walnuts. An ideal growing climate in California means fruit (dates, raisins) is common in West Coast recipes. In the South, Byrn says, bakers who had access to nothing other than rice flour were baking gluten-free long before it was trendy. The introduction of chemical leaveners — baking soda and powder — helped move us away from the crisp style of a Dutch tea cookie. Mass-produced pantry staples, such as chocolate chips, peanut butter, shortening, butter and rolled oats, ingrained themselves in baking culture as well.

    .

    …

    …  Many cookies and other baked traditions started out tied to religious sects or celebrations, and the connection between sacred and sweet, too, has largely faded from modern culture.

    Still, if there is a tenuous thread between tradition and today, it’s the holiday season. “The holidays preserve what the everyday loses,” Byrn says.

  37. 37.

    debbie

    December 14, 2019 at 11:04 am

    @Steeplejack (phone):

    My six-year-old modem died this year. I can’t deal with researching yet another thing, so I just had Spectrum give me whatever they use. The installer promised I wouldn’t have to pay more than I have been (the connection’s no speedier), but I am steeling myself for a price hike (and an argument) in the new year.

  38. 38.

    Jay

    December 14, 2019 at 11:09 am

    @brantl:

    the Double Chocolate Dark Cherry Biscotti is just a standard chocolate biscotti recipie, except:

    – slaked cocoa is used instead of regular

    – Bakers Bittersweet Chocolate blocks are added for mor Chocolate!!!!!!

    – unsweetened dried half cherries are added, then,

    – when fully double baked and cooled, they are either half dipped in melted white chocolate, ( kids or sweet tooth), or just drizzled with melted white chocolate.

     

    the Stained Glass Ginger Sugar Cookies are just any old sugar cookie recipie but:

    – chop up candied ginger into 1/4 in or smaller chips and chunks and add to the dough. ( you can add fruit peel and candied cherries if you want the colours and more sweet),

    – roll into a “log” in waxed paper and semi freeze,

    – whirl around 1/4 candied ginger and 3/4 sugar, until fine and let sit,

    – cut as thin as you can, sprinkle with the gingered sugar and bake.

     

    the Chocolate Sea Foam tarts are just mini chocolate soufle ( I double the sugar) baked in a sweet tart shell.

    the dog biscuits are just a standard liver dog biscuit mixed, with duck liver instead of beef liver, rolled very thin, rather than chunky.

  39. 39.

    Kirk Spencer

    December 14, 2019 at 11:09 am

    We had a small bake-off at work, so I made lemon bars. Only took second (by close vote) because the cheesecake that was brought was pretty close to perfect.

    Unfortunately my beloved spouse has declared I must make more, soon. And more when that’s done.

  40. 40.

    Barbara

    December 14, 2019 at 11:09 am

    @MattF: We have a second house in an area with very suboptimal internet service options, and when we go there we always use personal hotspots.  It’s actually less expensive and more reliable than the alternatives, at least if we are not there for an extended period of time.  My personal favorite story is coming after hours to a hotel and them failing to leave me with the internet password, and me needing to get work done.  We drove to a local McDonalds that was one of the only things still open, and I just sat in my car in the parking lot tapping into their Internet and drinking coffee.

  41. 41.

    dmsilev

    December 14, 2019 at 11:11 am

    My mom requested I bring fresh fruit when I visit for the holidays, since Southern California has year-round farmers markets with fresh berries and Boston …doesn’t. So, I was looking up whether a pound or so of strawberries would cause me grief with the TSA and found an exhaustive guide to what was and wasn’t allowed, including this:

    A live lobster is allowed through security and must be transported in a clear, plastic, spill proof container. A TSA officer will visually inspect your lobster at the checkpoint. We recommend that you contact your airline to determine your airline’s policy on traveling with your lobster before arriving at the airport.

    Are airline policies different if it’s an emotional-support lobster?

  42. 42.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    December 14, 2019 at 11:11 am

    @debbie:

    That’s a sub-issue for me. After seven years I can’t remember exactly, but I think I went out to a Cox store and bought the cable modem so I wouldn’t have to rent it at their exorbitant rate. But that may have been the router. Anyway, that’s an issue for after I determine whether the modem is really dead.

  43. 43.

    chris

    December 14, 2019 at 11:13 am

    This blended family will need all the cookies.

    (Testing. Chrome vs Firefox)

  44. 44.

    Barbara

    December 14, 2019 at 11:15 am

    @debbie: We have been a customer of FIOS for so long that they usually fed ex us any replacement equipment that we need.  That is pretty old for a router.  The last time we had a problem, though, they actually had to reinstall the equipment that comes into the house.

  45. 45.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    December 14, 2019 at 11:15 am

    @MattF:

    I’m using my phone now via cellular data, and I did think that I could set up a mobile hotspot, but I want to find out if the cable modem is really dead first.

  46. 46.

    Jay

    December 14, 2019 at 11:18 am

    @dmsilev:

     

    yes, no bag, no water, no ice, they must wear their vest at all times and be on a leash. They are permitted to be exercised under their owners control once passengers are allowed to walk around the cabin.

     

    No pooping or peeing is allowed.

    No hot butter, nutcrackers, meat forks or bibs allowed.

  47. 47.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 14, 2019 at 11:19 am

    @dmsilev: Aren’t all lobsters emotional support lobsters in their own way?

  48. 48.

    PST

    December 14, 2019 at 11:21 am

    @delk: For just the second time in 20 years we have a tree.

    We are on tree number seven. My wife likewise is Jewish, and after more than a half a century of no Christmas Trees, by marrying me she was able to throw herself into the fun of decorating one without letting the side down because it’s honoring my tradition. For a novice, she really surprised me with how definite her ideas were about how a tree should look.

  49. 49.

    dmsilev

    December 14, 2019 at 11:23 am

    @Omnes Omnibus: As in “Now that I’ve eaten a tasty lobster roll, I feel much better”?

  50. 50.

    Miki

    December 14, 2019 at 11:24 am

    Sounds like a fun time – please post pics (of the goodies, not necessarily the drunken aunts).

    These are my  Cranberry Pistachio Biscotti – I keep a stash of them in the freezer all year long. (Recipe I use is here.)

    Tomorrow I’m making World Peace Cookies, Pistachio Cranberry Icebox Cookies (wanting something sweeter and more cookie-like than biscotti) and I might try these Unfussy Sugar Cookies (which I might fussify anyway). Drunkeness follows baking or it’ll never get done.

  51. 51.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    December 14, 2019 at 11:25 am

    @PST:

    For a novice, she really surprised me with how definite her ideas were about how a tree should look.

    ?

  52. 52.

    germy

    December 14, 2019 at 11:26 am

    An arrest has been made in connection with a case that was thought to involve an abandoned puppy in Catskill.

    The person who claimed they found Rudy on the side of the road this week turned out to be the dog’s owner.

    His name is Unique Norfleet.

    The 22-year-old man is charged with falsely reporting an incident.

    Rudy has an injury to his right front leg.

    Investigators with the Columbia-Greene ASPCA are still trying to figure out how he was hurt.

  53. 53.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 14, 2019 at 11:27 am

    @dmsilev: For example….

  54. 54.

    PST

    December 14, 2019 at 11:34 am

    @Steeplejack (phone): I’m perfectly okay were her tree ideas as long as we follow three simple rules: no tinsel, no tinsel, no tinsel. I don’t even know if they still make the awful stuff. One of my least favorite childhood Christmas memories is the annual ritual of taking tinsel off the tree and carefully restoring it to the package it came in so it could be used forever. My parents never got over being depression kids. This will be the first Christmas without either of them.

  55. 55.

    Suzanne

    December 14, 2019 at 11:38 am

    Funny, I’m doing cookies today, too. And spritz!

    So I grew up living with my mom and her parents. My grandmother was a sour old lady, and she did the cooking until I was about twelve and she had a stroke. Anyway, she was a terrible cook, and she hated cooking, but didn’t want to let anyone else do it because she interpreted that as people showing off that they were better than she was at cooking. The psychodrama was ridiculous. Anyway, she made spritz cookies every year, and she always made a huge deal about how much effort it was. And she would make them, like, the first week of December and then not let anyone eat them until Christmas Day, and by then they were stale, of course. So I like to make a shitload—they’re incredibly easy and low-work, despite what she said—and share them with people.

    So, if you’re crossing my path, please come over for some Irish coffee and spritz this evening.

  56. 56.

    germy

    December 14, 2019 at 11:38 am

    @PST:

    One of my least favorite childhood Christmas memories is the annual ritual of taking tinsel off the tree and carefully restoring it to the package it came in so it could be used forever. My parents never got over being depression kids.

    Jesus!  I thought I was the only one who had to do that.  I remember what a letdown it always was.  First the frustration of trying to get it neatly into the old package, and also the disappointment that Christmas was over.

  57. 57.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 14, 2019 at 11:40 am

    Can’t beat the traditional cookie cutter shapes passed down through generations – like the Millennium Falcon.

  58. 58.

    JMG

    December 14, 2019 at 11:40 am

    The small tree in the family/TV room and the outdoor wreath are up and decorated. Next, rearranging living room furniture for the big tree and setting it up to spread out before decoration tomorrow.

  59. 59.

    Kay

    December 14, 2019 at 11:41 am

    Yum. Expresso cookies. I don’t generally make cookies and I don’t care for store bought ones,  but homemade cookies are delicious. I just make one Christmas cookie- rolled sugar cookies- exactly like my mother’s- then you decorate them with colored icing. My favorite part of the whole thing is mixing the food coloring with the icing. We’re not doing much this year because 3 of our 4 aren’t coming home and my daughter and son in law’s baby is due in 3 weeks so I took all my Christmas time off and put it toward baby time off in January. I bought him/her a book and a sweater already. The tiny sweater is adorable.

  60. 60.

    donnah

    December 14, 2019 at 11:43 am

    Great descriptions, as usual, Betty! Merry Christmas!

    I actually put our artificial tree up a few days before Thanksgiving for the first time ever. We usually wait until after turkey day. We host a Thanksgiving dinner for family every year, and I wanted to show off. And I make sure not to take it for granted by sitting down every evening with all of the other lights in the rest of the room turned off, just to focus on our pretty tree and the ornaments we’ve collected over the years.

    I’m on to bake cookies this Wednesday, with “help” from my mom. She’s 84 and has never been a great baker, so I usually have her sit at the kitchen table to keep me company. Her measuring skills are haphazard at best and she no longer has the strength to stir the stiff cookie dough, so we just chat while I do the work. she ends up taking nearly all of the cookies with her, though.

    I hope everyone can have the best holiday possible. The political landscape is a constant storm, but I hope we can take a few moments to just find peace.

  61. 61.

    Gin & Tonic

    December 14, 2019 at 11:45 am

    @debbie: Graeter’s is the only thing worthwhile about Columbus.

  62. 62.

    Baud

    December 14, 2019 at 11:48 am

    @Omnes Omnibus:

     

     

    Obligatory.

  63. 63.

    Miss Bianca

    December 14, 2019 at 11:48 am

    @dmsilev: Wow, that’s intense. And specific. I remember traveling with live lobsters from Maine back to Chicago once upon a time, but I don’t remember the process being that regimented. Just a bag full of lobsters, and a bunch of seaweed (to keep them…um…fresh.)

    Of course, that was before 9/11.

    Sigh.

  64. 64.

    Jay

    December 14, 2019 at 11:49 am

    So, with print and even digital media “failing”, or being bought out, how your Media Sausage get’s made has gone from “going pro” to “going weird”,

    Newsweek, the venerable Time Clone has recently front paged Op Ed Pieces by Charlie Kirk and Andy Ngo.

    Charlie Kirk is the “freeze peach on Campus” TPUSA grifter and Trumpista most famous in the twitterverse for having a Chapter wear adult diapers and drink milk to “own the Libs”. In anti-facist circles he most infamous for organizing radical KKKonservative speakers with Nazi “Security” to stage “events” on Campus that see innocent people assaulted and killed by the Reich Wing.

    Andy Ngo is a danger to our communities and provides kill lists to AtomWaffen. He poses as a “journalist” to incite and provide highly edited propaganda for Nazis and has become an MSM “expert” on the non existant  Antifa Organization and  a media celebrity for getting a milkshake tossed at him after inciting a crowd, then faking a brain injury and raising over $120k from the Gullibillies and Comity pushers.

    so anyway, back to Newsweek:

    In the ongoing money laundering investigation into Newsweek Media Group’s dealings with a Christian cult known as “The Community,” founded by Korean pastor David Jang, Paste has discovered some previously unpublished connections.

    https://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2018/03/newsweek-financial-engine-fora-cult.html

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    WaterGirl

    December 14, 2019 at 11:52 am

    @Steeplejack (phone): Dead or not, 2012 = it’s time for a new one. IMHO

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    narya

    December 14, 2019 at 11:53 am

    I’ve been baking 9-10 types of cookies, to pair with beer. (Annual tradition at a bar I frequent: they do tastes of 8-10 beers.) The last three batches are cooling in the fridge before I bake ’em all. I would be more enthused if I hadn’t over-served myself last night.

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    Miss Bianca

    December 14, 2019 at 11:53 am

    @Suzanne:

    Anyway, she was a terrible cook, and she hated cooking, but didn’t want to let anyone else do it because she interpreted that as people showing off that they were better than she was at cooking.

    OMG, that sounds EXACTLY like my mother. Except she did make a few good things. For example, at holiday time I really wish I had her recipe for sherry cake. That thing was sweet enough to send you into sugar shock, but oh, yum!

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    MomSense

    December 14, 2019 at 11:55 am

    I just bought a fake tree.  I have gone to the dark side.

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    Just One More Canuck

    December 14, 2019 at 11:55 am

    @germy: what about the fun of pulling it out of your cat’s ass after they ate some? Good times

     

    i think that’s why they don’t make it anymore

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    MattF

    December 14, 2019 at 11:56 am

    @Baud: Classic essay by David Foster Wallace, Consider The Lobster.

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    WaterGirl

    December 14, 2019 at 11:56 am

    My tree has been up since before Thanksgiving.  I have not decorated it yet.  Betty, your post might give me just the boost I need in order to get that done.  Might.  I will be so happy once it’s up, yet I can’t seem to get myself to do it.  Holiday blahs?

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    Jay

    December 14, 2019 at 11:57 am

    @germy:

    yup, me too.

    when we have a tree, there is however, tinsel on the tree, always. Victorian silvered metal tinsel, thin twisted sheet metal with hooks. Easy on, easy off, stores in a cardboard tube, no cats crawing around dragging poops still attached by threads of tinsel, no holiday Vet ER visits.

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    JPL

    December 14, 2019 at 11:58 am

    @Suzanne: I read the overnight thread and congrats might be in order.

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    Jay

    December 14, 2019 at 11:58 am

    @narya:

    beer?

    cookies?

     

    both?

  75. 75.

    WaterGirl

    December 14, 2019 at 11:59 am

    OT, but I added comments and quotes to the General Stuck thread – for efgoldman, Schlemazel, Schlemizel, General Stuck, greennotGreen and Scotian.

    Very excited to be able to report that ALL efgoldman original comments are not gone!  It looks like we lost a big patch of them in 2016, but they appear to be there for 2017 and 2018!

    Anyway, in case anyone wants to check back on that thread to see what was added:

    https://balloon-juice.com/2019/12/13/general-stuck-comments-in-no-particular-order/#comment-7513564

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    Miss Bianca

    December 14, 2019 at 12:01 pm

    @MomSense: And you live in Maine, tsk! For shame!//

     

    Actually, our “Christmas tree” is a little glass light-up one (LED lights for the win!) that we ritually put in the window after the first of December. Since we are surrounded by evergreens up at the Mountain Hacienda, we can’t be bothered to cut one down and drag it into the house. We do enough tree-cutting all summer to make our firewood!

  77. 77.

    WaterGirl

    December 14, 2019 at 12:01 pm

    Cookie production is important, of course!  But am I the only one who is slightly disappointed that Drunken Aunties Cookie Night may be slightly, shall we say, less festive?

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    Brachiator

    December 14, 2019 at 12:03 pm

    @delk:

    For just the second time in 20 years we have a tree.

    I am not big on Christmas these days, but on my evening walks I pass by a lot selling Christmas trees. It’s fun to see little kids excitedly fast walking (’cause parents say “don’t run!”) among the trees, or soberly evaluating a tree selected. And many of the families smile with a kind of “mission accomplished” grin when they and the staff on the lot tie the tree everyone has decided on to the roof of the family’s vehicle.

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    delk

    December 14, 2019 at 12:03 pm

    @PST: I kept telling him the first time that we had no ornaments or lights and that it’s a lot of hard work. I was working as a bartender and I told my regulars that I needed ornaments and everyone brought one in for me.

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    PST

    December 14, 2019 at 12:04 pm

    @Just One More Canuck: I used to have a cat who loved to eat ribbon, so even after my tinsel days were done I still had the Christmas joy of pulling ribbon from a furry dispenser.

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    rikyrah

    December 14, 2019 at 12:04 pm

    @MattF:

     

    I’d have expected Baby Yoda cookies would be everywhere— but astonishingly, it seems that Disney was caught off-guard by the popularity of the little fella.

     

    I am still unclear as to why Baby Yoda is a popular Twitter meme.

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    West of the Rockies

    December 14, 2019 at 12:05 pm

    Our new dog, Sadie, a 12-week-old Sheepadoodle knows it’s Christmas.  We’ve taken her on her first trip, two nights in Nevada City, CA.  She adores the creek and floofy plants–perfect for sinking into and frolicking!

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    debbie

    December 14, 2019 at 12:05 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:

    Which is why I was so surprised to see Buckeyes on Betty’s baking list.

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    MattF

    December 14, 2019 at 12:09 pm

    @rikyrah: NYT TV critic did a think-piece on that question.

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    debbie

    December 14, 2019 at 12:10 pm

    @Miss Bianca:

    My mom make great spritz cookies every Christmas, but she gave 99% away as gifts. We felt very unappreciated.

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    Miss Bianca

    December 14, 2019 at 12:11 pm

    A propos of nothing in particular, I would just like to point out that all my open tabs on *both* browsers at this point (yeah, Safari and Firefox, each are better for different things, don’t judge) are either political articles or recipes.

    Oh, except for the ones on endurance riding, since I am doing an article on an endurance rider this week.

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    MomSense

    December 14, 2019 at 12:14 pm

    @Miss Bianca:

    I needed to replace all my string lights this year and we are experiencing torrential rain and flash flooding so I just bought a pre-lit fake tree on sale instead of the lights.

    I put it in the back of the house – my neighbors don’t need to know!

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    MomSense

    December 14, 2019 at 12:19 pm

    @Brachiator:

     

    You don’t see them later when they have to cut half the tree off to fit it in the house and they can’t find the saw.  Then they can’t turn the stupid screws in the tree stand, the tree won’t stand straight,  and the needles end up everywhere.

    Bah humbug!!

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    jeffreyw

    December 14, 2019 at 12:21 pm

    @Jay: Beer pairs well with this classic cookie.

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    Jager

    December 14, 2019 at 12:23 pm

    My old man was a North Dakota farm boy, his Christmas classic story is set in 1926. Dad was 6 years old when the little family set off to spend Christmas in Iowa with gramps family in a brand new 1926 Model T. The car had to be pulled by a team of horses up to the gravel county road through 2 feet of fresh snow. The Model T had no heater, dad and grandma were wrapped in quilts and blankets while grandpa scraped the inside of the windshield for 675 miles each way. 2 lane roads at an average speed of around 20 mph. Their first and last Christmas trip to Iowa

  91. 91.

    WaterGirl

    December 14, 2019 at 12:24 pm

    @debbie: Bad mom! :-)

    My mom almost never baked, at least not until we were all grown up and out of the house.  We always felt deprived because dessert wasn’t really a thing at our house, which I’m sure is why we love our sweets now!

    We also felt deprived because our mom worked, when no one else’s mom worked.  But my parents owned a neighborhood tavern, so of course she had to work, and she did laundry in the back room of the tavern every Monday.

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    Steeplejack (phone)

    December 14, 2019 at 12:25 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    Could be.

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    chris

    December 14, 2019 at 12:26 pm

    @MomSense:

    torrential rain and flash flooding

    Same here in NS. Glad it’s not snow but jeez…

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    Sloane Ranger

    December 14, 2019 at 12:29 pm

    @Steeplejack (phone): Probably suggesting something you’ve already thought of, but have you checked your phone line?

    I had something similar few years ago and it turned out to be an issue with the cable before it entered the house.

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    delk

    December 14, 2019 at 12:36 pm

    The tree

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    MomSense

    December 14, 2019 at 12:39 pm

    @chris:

    And the wind is howling.  I thought of going to look at the waves but the flooding is bad on the coast.

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    Sloane Ranger

    December 14, 2019 at 12:42 pm

    Just finished decorating the tree. Artificial but it looks good, even undecorated.

    When I was clearing out my brother’s house after he passed away last year I found the tree ornaments our parents used when we were children so I’ve hung several of my favourites on my own tree this year.

    It looks very festive but, if previous years are any guide, I’ll be fiddling with it all the way up to Christmas Day.

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    Miss Bianca

    December 14, 2019 at 12:49 pm

    @delk: I like the sock monkeys at the foot of the tree – very festive touch!

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    Ruckus

    December 14, 2019 at 12:52 pm

    @jeffreyw:

    Never too soon.

    However……

    When it gets to be almost too late,

    Bah Fucking! Humbug!

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    Kathleen

    December 14, 2019 at 12:53 pm

    @debbie: Great idea

    I love Graeters.

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    delk

    December 14, 2019 at 12:53 pm

    @Miss Bianca: my husband broke the bowl the day before so I made a little amphitheater for them with it. ?

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    raven

    December 14, 2019 at 12:54 pm

    For some reason the boss lady said no tree this year.

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    Ruckus

    December 14, 2019 at 12:55 pm

    @Steeplejack (phone):

    On the upside, they are now cheaper! And faster!

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    Villago Delenda Est

    December 14, 2019 at 12:57 pm

    (picture of a not very happy cat wearing a reindeer hat)

    Don we now our gay apparel

    Fa la la la, la la la la

    Put yourself in mortal peril

    Fa la la la, la la la la

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    Ruckus

    December 14, 2019 at 1:02 pm

    @PST:

    She had all that time to develop the eye for what looks great, without making any mistakes or doing the work. Planning. Now she gets to put all that into motion.

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    FlyingToaster

    December 14, 2019 at 1:03 pm

    I don’t have to bake until Xmas Eve, when me-n-WarriorGirl make the “Big Momma”* batch of Gingerbread.  Right now I’m just trying to get through the last week of school before break.

    * From the Jamie Lee Curtis book: “My Mommy Hung the Moon”

  107. 107.

    Kathleen

    December 14, 2019 at 1:04 pm

    @debbie: Me too. I thought they were just an Ohio-Northern Kentucky thing. I had not seen them on any of the other states I’ve lived in.

  108. 108.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    December 14, 2019 at 1:09 pm

    @Sloane Ranger:

    I don’t think it’s that, but I texted my neighbor* to see if her Internet is out. Haven’t heard back yet.

    * Small apartment building.

  109. 109.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    December 14, 2019 at 1:11 pm

    @Ruckus:

    True. That’s the one constant of replacing electronics: it’s always an upgrade.

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    Ruckus

    December 14, 2019 at 1:13 pm

    @Gin & Tonic:

    There used to be, maybe still is, a gallery that had Chihuly blown glass on display that was great to see. I think it was summer Thursday evenings walk around town or something like that. Would go when in town.

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    trollhattan

    December 14, 2019 at 1:15 pm

    @West of the Rockies:

    The Victorian Christmas in Nevada City is quite nice, because it suits the town. Not like, say, some tony place in Orange County. Enjoy!

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    Suzanne

    December 14, 2019 at 1:15 pm

    @JPL: THANKS!!

    It looks like I’m going to be commuting between Phoenix and Cleveland/Pittsburgh for a little while until the end of the school year. Can any Juicers do any meetups? Mr. Suzanne and I will need help learning the local haunts and meeting people.

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    Jay

    December 14, 2019 at 1:16 pm

    Black women are the backbone of the Democratic Party and those running to lead our nation must show up for them—not just with words, but with action. pic.twitter.com/LEjcpzHxfj— Kamala Harris (@KamalaHarris) December 13, 2019

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    Amir Khalid

    December 14, 2019 at 1:17 pm

    These jackaltariat Christmas stories are just wonderful.

    Meanwhile it’s been a fantastic Premier League Saturday for me, because Liverpool’s lead over the rest has been increased from eight points to ten. Liverpool won their match against Watford 2-0 to bring their points tally to 49, while second-placed Leicester City could only draw 1-1 at home to second from last Norwich City. Liverpool now look like leading the table come New Year’s Day, and would have to lose four more matches than Leicester over the rest of the season to surrender that lead.

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    Ruckus

    December 14, 2019 at 1:21 pm

    @PST:

    a furry dispenser

    A great description! Never thought a cat’s butt was anything else……

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    chris

    December 14, 2019 at 1:23 pm

    @MomSense: Yeah, wind gusting around 40mph. I love waiting for the power to go out :-( Wunderground says the rain will continue until the wee hours tomorrow and then all the puddles will freeze by Monday. Climate hoax doing its thing.

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    rikyrah

    December 14, 2019 at 1:26 pm

    @MattF:

     

    wasn’t a bad article. Made a lot of sense.

  118. 118.

    MomSense

    December 14, 2019 at 1:35 pm

    @Suzanne:

    My son’s former roommates moved to Pittsburgh in September.He works in one of the theaters and I’m not sure what she is doing, but they are really nice and seem to be doing lots of cool things based on their Instagram.  They moved into a sort of mixed use warehouse / residential area that has a lot of parks and cool shops and restaurants.  Their dog seems very happy with their new place.

  119. 119.

    Miss Bianca

    December 14, 2019 at 1:36 pm

    Posted in previous thread by mistake, this one seems more appropriate:

     

    OK, bakers – this recipe for Normandy rye-cider bread calls for a mixer with a dough hook. I do not have such a fancy-ass contraption on hand. Do I need one, or will hand-kneading do?

    (note: I am not the bread baker in this household – this will be my first attempt in many moons – D fancies a non-knead, slow-rise method that takes no hands on at all)

     

    ETA: the link doesn’t seem to want to link. : (

    Here it is nekkid:

    nationalpost.com/life/food/cook-this-normandy-apple-cider-rye-bread-fragrant-sweet-and-spicy

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    Ruckus

    December 14, 2019 at 1:38 pm

    We lived in a house with a domed celling in the living room for the last half of my childhood. Something like 10ft tall at the peak, it held grand trees, and outside the front window was a huge pine of some sort, about 2 foot trunk.  Very festive for xmas. A tree that tall was also wide enough to just about fill the big window at the front of the room, and which was very difficult to get through the front door. Not hard to bring home though as we always had a pick up for dad’s business. Rotated holidays at our house or one of my two aunts, with all the cousins there would be up to 16 people in someone’s house. The moms all worried that it would be OK, all were great cooks so it always was.

  121. 121.

    Cheryl Rofer

    December 14, 2019 at 1:46 pm

    @Miss Bianca: You can knead it by hand. I have a dough hook and never use it.

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    Duane

    December 14, 2019 at 1:49 pm

    A gathering of drunken aunties and no penis fish cookies? Here’s a chance for a new Christmas tradition. If anyone  objects tell them they’re  candles that came out wrong.

  123. 123.

    chopper

    December 14, 2019 at 1:50 pm

    @Jay:

    insert gif of homer simpson crying as he eats his pet lobster.

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    Martin

    December 14, 2019 at 1:51 pm

    Criminology major daughter is making crime scene gingerbread men this year.

  125. 125.

    Jay

    December 14, 2019 at 1:53 pm

    The deal is not large, the changes are not structural, and the purchases are not massive. After $700 billion of damage to world economy, Trump has accomplished hardly anything at all, except to find an exit for himself from imposing Christmas tariffs on toys and gifts https://t.co/RVtMd3DCHn— David Frum (@davidfrum) December 13, 2019

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    Barbara

    December 14, 2019 at 1:55 pm

    @Miss Bianca: I made this recipe.  It was the subject of a cooking thread a few weeks ago.  You can knead it by hand, but it might help to make it a family activity in which multiple people take turns because the dough is very stiff. The recipe calls for using the dough hook for 20 minutes!  Maybe a kind neighbor will lend you theirs?

  127. 127.

    debbie

    December 14, 2019 at 1:56 pm

    @Kathleen:

    It’s as close as I can get to my most favorite, no longer available flavor, Baskins Robbins’ peppermint fudge ribbon.  ?

  128. 128.

    Jay

    December 14, 2019 at 1:57 pm

    Man U’s next forward?

    This is pretty fantastic.A deer scores a soccer goal and then celebrates.pic.twitter.com/Pi3YCTZ7Vn— Travis Akers (@travisakers) December 14, 2019

  129. 129.

    narya

    December 14, 2019 at 1:59 pm

    @Jay: It works surprisingly well! Here’s the list:

    Sweater Party: Ginger molasses cookies, w/ rye flour
    Sierra Nevada Celebration: Orange wheat crisps
    Sam Smith Winter: Malted barley & dates, w/ date cream cheese frosting
    St. Bernardus: Spent grain, malted barley syrup, barley flour sandwich cookies; chocolate ganache filling
    Great Lakes Christmas: barley syrup, ginger syrup, mixed fruits
    Victory Winter Cheers: Lemon, ginger, oats
    Cherry stout: chocolate cookies w/ cherries
    Cider: apple cookies (made w/ boiled cider)
    Brown Shugga: Maple cranberry

  130. 130.

    debbie

    December 14, 2019 at 2:00 pm

    @Ruckus:

    The Franklin Park Conservatory has permanent installations of Chilulys tucked in amongst the plants.

  131. 131.

    Gin & Tonic

    December 14, 2019 at 2:00 pm

    @Ruckus: Haven’t been to Columbus in years, since my daughter finished her MA at THE Ohio State University. I don’t see any need to return.

  132. 132.

    Jay

    December 14, 2019 at 2:01 pm

    Swastikas & anti-Semitic graffiti were spray-painted onto 107 tombstones in an ancient Jewish cemetery in eastern France — the 42nd anti-Semitic attack in the region in just 18 months. Online, articles celebrating the attack led back to a US-based host.https://t.co/A93DriEaiq— Caroline Orr (@RVAwonk) December 14, 2019

  133. 133.

    Gin & Tonic

    December 14, 2019 at 2:03 pm

    @narya: Mmm, make my own boiled cider every year. A very underrated sweetener.

    The one year the pot slipped as I was taking it off wasn’t fun, though.

  134. 134.

    debbie

    December 14, 2019 at 2:04 pm

    @Jay:

    With little variation, this can be said about every fucking deal he’s made as president.

  135. 135.

    Jay C

    December 14, 2019 at 2:06 pm

    @MomSense:

    I just bought a fake tree.  I have gone to the dark side.

    That’s why they have lights on them…..

  136. 136.

    StringOnAStick

    December 14, 2019 at 2:07 pm

    Cross stitch?  Here’s a good one:  https://mockpaperscissors.com/2019/12/07/bad-crafts-cont/

    We’ll stick with the ceramic tiny Christmas tree since our now 2 yo old kitties are a bit curious about new things.  One of them is a chronic chewer, to the point that all clothes must be kept in closed closets and a large flat sheet is our bedspread now so we can tuck in every edge during the day (after she ate the edge of a cotton blanket and of a sheet as well).  She’s our little Marie Kondo enforcer.

     

    We took them both for their very delayed (due to me knee replacements) annual exam last week, mainly because the “Adventure Eater” had some not so firm “deposits” in the cat box.  No parasites were detected so the vet recommended a pro level probiotic; the results were, ah, “explosive” and are only now sort of getting back to normal (holy crap, what a mess).  The vet then recommended we go with much smaller doses until things get better, but that will have to wait until we return from our holiday trip because I don’t want our cat sitter to fire us.  We did figure out how to mostly shave a cat’s ass though in case John Cole wants a tutorial!  Pro tip: two people, one of which knows how to scruff properly, and good quality sewing scissors that can get through that fine long fur effectively.  Argh…

  137. 137.

    WaterGirl

    December 14, 2019 at 2:07 pm

    @Martin: This comment was in the trash, for no apparent reason.  Had you asked someone to trash it?

  138. 138.

    John Revolta

    December 14, 2019 at 2:13 pm

    We had cousins who used to save the tinsel every year but since it only cost about a quarter for a package we didn’t bother. This was the old style tinsel, none of your plastic stuff, this was made out of LEAD foil, so when you took it off the tree you could crush down a whole tree’s worth of tinsel into a little ball that weighed about 2 or 3 pounds. Then you could put it in the palm of your hand and PUNCH your brother in the arm! Good times.

  139. 139.

    PST

    December 14, 2019 at 2:13 pm

    @Ruckus: She had all that time to develop the eye for what looks great, without making any mistakes or doing the work.

    It was a fresh start for me too since I had lost custody of all my first marriage ornaments (although I got the ribbon-eating cat). I was astonished by the cost of the ornaments and made the mistake of expressing it, so every year I am reminded of how reasonable it all was when amortized over their useful life. My favorite part of her story about the buying expedition was seeing a tree skirt she thought was perfect at Marshall Field’s (as we will always call it) under a display tree. When the clerk said that they were out of those, she said, “No you’re not. I see one right there under that tree.” So the clerk got on her hands and knees and the lady got what she wanted.

  140. 140.

    WaterGirl

    December 14, 2019 at 2:16 pm

    @Steeplejack (phone): I always buy my own cable modem.  They never bother to upgrade your modem so they make a bundle off of monthly charges for old equipment that should long ago have been retired.

  141. 141.

    Jay

    December 14, 2019 at 2:17 pm

    @StringOnAStick:

    the Vet didn’t recommend a fabric softener?

  142. 142.

    debbie

    December 14, 2019 at 2:17 pm

    OT but fun: Has this been shared yet?

    OMG!! Epic Trump trolling by @VicenteFoxQue!! I love it so hard!! ????
    pic.twitter.com/PAxtWMJUpI
    — Mystery Solvent (@MysterySolvent) December 14, 2019

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    WaterGirl

    December 14, 2019 at 2:18 pm

    @Suzanne: You got the job!!!!!

  144. 144.

    WaterGirl

    December 14, 2019 at 2:26 pm

    @debbie: That was awesome!

  145. 145.

    Jay

    December 14, 2019 at 2:26 pm

    God, I hope this is true,

    Twitter found this on @fark and I think we need to look into if Matt Gaetz was in fact kicked in the nuts in 2005. It would also mean he has lied about the number of times he has interacted with copshttps://t.co/XCP5EK4OYd pic.twitter.com/52GQl2DpGU— zedster (@z3dster) December 13, 2019

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    mrmoshpotato

    December 14, 2019 at 2:34 pm

    @Baud: YES! ?

  147. 147.

    WereBear

    December 14, 2019 at 2:40 pm

    @Jay: from the looks of him everyone he encounters would want to kick him in the nuts.

  148. 148.

    WaterGirl

    December 14, 2019 at 2:41 pm

    I haven’t decorated my tree yet, but I did pick up poop and then put down grass seed and fenced off both ends of the yard from my pups.  They do this racing loop around the house from one fence to another, so for the winter they basically get the back but not the sides, in the hopes that grass will actually grow in the spring.

    That’s my technique – put down grass seed right before the first big snow, and then in the spring you get lovely grass without having to water it every 45 minutes after you have seeded.  Crossing my fingers.

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    Laura Too

    December 14, 2019 at 2:43 pm

    Travels with Merlin

    It started out a bit rocky. My car died on my way home from work Tuesday night and I was too nervous to attempt to pick Merlin up at the vet. I figured no big deal, bestie could take me. Nope, she was busy. What to do? Schlamazel’s wife lives in that neighborhood so I sent her a message. Back and forth for a bit but she was on board with the scheme. An instant sense of peace came over me, which is very unusual when it comes to travel. I’m usually a wreck. I slept well & caught the train to the airport and waited for my Aunt to arrive. All good, waited in special services with the special guy and got our boarding passes. Now for TSA. Everyone said don’t open the kennel and that was what the agent was insisting I do. Nope, I dug in, there has to be another way. He reluctantly said a hand search and called the supervisor. Very nice supervisor and agent took me to a private room, letting me know I made a good call. Last week they spent 2 ½ hours searching for a cat whose owner said he’d be fine out of his kennel. Yeah, not so much! So on we went to the small room where they asked me to take him out so they could put the kennel through x-ray. I didn’t want to admit I had no idea how he would behave because I was worried they would deny boarding if he wasn’t mine. So I opened the door and peered in. Come on dude, out you go. He wasn’t having it so I had to tip him out. He hid in a corner and didn’t try to run but I wasn’t sure how putting him back in would go-visions of my arms being shredded. He was a perfect gentleman returning to his safe space. We continued towards the gate and as I’m walking I got the giggles thinking of John Cole’s trips to the vet and praying I didn’t get THAT smell! I needed breakfast so we stopped at a juice bar and I thought karma had come to bite me as I thought I heard the tell tales signs of a cat winding up to vomit but got lucky. It was only the bass on a really bad country song. Whew! We did pre-boarding and of course I put him in wrong but that’s okay I was also in the wrong seat. So we move again and this time with help the kennel is safely under the seat in front of me. (Why would you put velcro on the bottom of a kennel???)  Two hours passed and he was a perfect sweetheart. We got off at Reagan international and the hunt for Steeplejack began. I of course chose the wrong side of the terminal but I was standing in glorious sunshine so I was good with it. Steep? Not so much. I stressed my highway angel out a bit but we finally connected. It was determined that I didn’t have enough time to get Merlin to Tomato Queen and make my return from Dulles airport so I got a wonderful animated tour of DC from one airport to another and the most awesome Steeplejack got to delver Merlin to his forever home. I found a great pizza place, had a beer and a 15 minute massage and was home by 7:00. I want to thank Red Dirt Girl for being such a kind souls as to care for this kitty, Tomato Queen for opening heart and home, Steeplejack for the kindness of an amazing taxi service , Anne Laurie the amazing pet saver, John Cole for being John Cole and everyone who contributed to making this a success! It is supposed to be -5 tonight and we can all sleep well knowing the beautiful black cat is safe and warm.

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    trollhattan

    December 14, 2019 at 2:48 pm

    @Jay:

    He did a little happy dance. Goooooooooooal!

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    chris

    December 14, 2019 at 2:49 pm

    @Laura Too: Good on you! And Merlin too.

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    Betty Cracker

    December 14, 2019 at 2:50 pm

    @debbie: We had neighbors from Ohio years ago who made buckeyes at Christmas, and my sister and I looked forward to it every year. So, when we established our own Christmas cookie thing, we made buckeyes a part of it.

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    Dorothy A. Winsor

    December 14, 2019 at 2:52 pm

    Ted Lieu apparently had stent surgery, which I wound up having too.  Stents are a miracle of modern medicine.

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    J R in WV

    December 14, 2019 at 2:56 pm

    Our last Xmas tree was many years ago, we have donated all the classic ornaments to next door neighbor who does annual Solstice dinner, including class icicles etc.

    But that last tree was stupendous, 10 or 11 feet high, I had to guy wire it to the wall up high. Then we put the lights on it, nothing else, and invited a ton of people for a Xmas party, IIRC the Saturday before actual Xmas, and everyone helped decorate it. It was beautiful, and everyone had a ball. Then we retired from trees and decorations…

    Mostly retired from presents, tho we get something nice for all the neighbors, bottle of something, kitchen tool, etc. Still drive around to see the decorations sometimes, though.

     

    Factoid, those evangelicals who fuss about people using Xmas, they’re showing their ignorance, in early Christian Greece and Rome the “X” always stood for Christ. So Xmas is the original name for the holiday, and they’re too ignorant to even know that.

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    Suzanne

    December 14, 2019 at 2:59 pm

    @WaterGirl: Actually, I got two offers. I am very excited about the one in Pittsburgh and am very meh about the one in Philly, even though it is more money. I am very excited to relocate, but I am definitely feeling how much I will miss the friends, neighbors, and colleagues I have here. But it’s the right thing. You know? Happy to go and sad to leave.

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    mrmoshpotato

    December 14, 2019 at 3:06 pm

    @J R in WV: Ten-to-11-foot tree inside? You got 15-foot ceilings?

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    J R in WV

    December 14, 2019 at 3:07 pm

    @Suzanne: 

    Congrats on two offers, always a boost for one’s self regard! The “more money” offer in Philly is misleading, after costs I bet the P’burgh offer will be more cash in hand.
    Lots of history in Philly, but not as friendly as Pittsburgh.

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    mrmoshpotato

    December 14, 2019 at 3:08 pm

    @Martin: We’ll need evidence….eerrr pictures.

    I can see myself out.  (But I’m serious about pictures.)

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    J R in WV

    December 14, 2019 at 3:10 pm

    @mrmoshpotato:

    Ten-to-11-foot tree inside? You got 15-foot ceilings?

    Nearly so at the top, it’s a barrel shaped ceiling/roof in a combo living room / kitchen great room. Also tipped, The west side is nearly 4 feet higher than the east side.

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    raven

    December 14, 2019 at 3:11 pm

    Fucking asshole is doing the coin flip at the Army-Navy game with his fucking MAGA hat on.

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    Jay

    December 14, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    “The case is being closely watched because of the state's critical role in next year's presidential race. Circuit Judge Paul Malloy also denied the League of Women Voters of Wisconsin's petition to intervene.”Pay attention.Wisconsin is purging voter roles. https://t.co/YRuhbCRXbG— Leah McElrath ?️‍? (@leahmcelrath) December 14, 2019

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    Jay

    December 14, 2019 at 3:17 pm

    Still, FTFNYT, this makes up for nothing,

    The @nytimes Editorial Board comes out in favor of impeachment:https://t.co/eiHQdlHiUn pic.twitter.com/3t50ILfShx— Leah McElrath ?️‍? (@leahmcelrath) December 14, 2019

    Stopped clock and all that,….

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    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    December 14, 2019 at 3:21 pm

    this strikes me as not just a dick move, but a stupid one, but what the fuck do I know?

    Steve Kornacki‏ @SteveKornacki
    “Van Drew’s chief of staff has begun notifying the right-of-center Democrat’s campaign and congressional staffs that the first-term congressman will join the Republican Party.”

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    frosty

    December 14, 2019 at 3:24 pm

    @Suzanne: Congratulations on the offers! My son lives in PGH, he’s hosting Christmas this year. It’s a great place, not as overwhelming as Philly.

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    Betty Cracker

    December 14, 2019 at 3:26 pm

    @raven: Oh, they thought they found a public sporting event activity he couldn’t possibly fuck up — it’s not like you have to actually catch the coin. Figures the asshole would wear campaign swag.

    I was an involuntary spectator at the town Christmas parade this morning. Had to run to the hardware store, and part of the parade passed by while I was there. Some assholes had a Trump float. I booed, and several others joined in! We got lots of dirty looks though. Fuck ’em!

    My guess is there wasn’t an Obama float in the town parade 2009-2016. One thing I hate about the Trumpers (one of MANY, MANY things!) is their insistence on shoving their golden calf down our throats. Gah!

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    Duane

    December 14, 2019 at 3:27 pm

    @Jay: Unless there’s a state death certificate involved, no one should be purged from the voter rolls. It’s a load of horse shit, and Wisconsin isn’t the only state doing it.

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    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    December 14, 2019 at 3:28 pm

    @raven:

    Charles P. Pierce‏Verified account @CharlesPPierce 15m15 minutes ago
    I’ll bet he steals the coin. #ArmyNavyGame

  168. 168.

    Jay

    December 14, 2019 at 3:31 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist

    Blue Dog, 100% NRA Endorsement, ususal suspect,

    In October 2019, he announced that he would oppose the impeachment inquiry against Donald Trump.[41] On October 31, 2019, he was one of two Democrats to vote against the rules for an impeachment inquiry against President Donald Trump.[42][43] The vote was partially seen as a re-election strategy.[44][citation needed] In December 2019 it was reported that he is considering switching to the Republican Party.[45][46]

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Van_Drew

    He needs a good primary, he’s up for reelection in 2020.

  169. 169.

    WaterGirl

    December 14, 2019 at 3:31 pm

    @Suzanne:

    Happy to go and sad to leave.

    Oh yes, we know all about that!

    As long as they are both enough money, the good thing is that it doesn’t have to be about the pay.  Many things are more important than money, as long as you have enough.  When do you have to let them know?   Have you already pretty much decided?

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    JPL

    December 14, 2019 at 3:32 pm

    @raven: Imagine if you will another president who skipped out of Nam, wearing a political hat to the game.   What a f.king asshole.

  171. 171.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    December 14, 2019 at 3:34 pm

    Dave Weigel‏Verified account @daveweigel 3m3 minutes ago

     The Jeff Van Drew party switch (if it happens) is loopier than the 2009 Parker Griffith switch in one big way: He’d be doing it right before his old party controls redistricting. Gosh, which seat would they get rid of first

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    Jay

    December 14, 2019 at 3:39 pm

    @Duane

    "A six-page document found by the Lawyers’ Committee for Civil Rights Under Law, which uses lawsuits to oppose racial discrimination, shows that Kemp’s office gave guidance to local election officials about how to close precincts and polling places."https://t.co/VuxOtjjQip— 5ir+popUl8ion (@b9n10nt) December 13, 2019

    Incredible @ajc story measuring the impact of closing polling places in Georgia. "Precinct closures and longer distances likely prevented an estimated 54,000 to 85,000 voters from casting ballots on Election Day last year." https://t.co/wGxxmRSXSK pic.twitter.com/cChend96QI— Sam Levine (@srl) December 13, 2019

    Just enough to rob both Stacy and Georgia.

    At what point in time does it no longer qualify as a Democracy?

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    raven

    December 14, 2019 at 3:40 pm

    @JPL: And I guarantee there were strict orders about behavior.

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    Jay

    December 14, 2019 at 3:49 pm

    This is it, people. This is all they got. All phrasing from a single story in the New York Times today. https://t.co/HDXwSGcwge Asymmetrical polarization is just too much for the institution as currently led. So they changed it to 50/50 polarization and put it on page one. pic.twitter.com/JIYPDYoCzD— Jay Rosen (@jayrosen_nyu) December 14, 2019

    And, to state the obvious one more time, the NYT would *never* frame a story on *any* other topic that way:

    -“Weinstein, accusers, bitterly divided over clashing claims”

    -“Uighurs, Beijing, struggle to find common ground”

    -“NFL, brain scientists, trade accusations”

    — James Fallows (@JamesFallows) December 14, 2019

    “Tojo and Roosevelt fight over common ground”

    “Botha and Mandela continue to offer differing futures for South Africa”.

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    ThresherK

    December 14, 2019 at 3:50 pm

    @raven: Did earlier, classier, CinC’s do the coin flip for the Army-Navy Game?

    Trump is a fart in a non-descript restroom: You don’t really remember much otherwise, but you know he makes it worse simply by being there.

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    raven

    December 14, 2019 at 4:03 pm

    @ThresherK: Yes, they showed a pic of Ford in 74.

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    Duane

    December 14, 2019 at 4:11 pm

    @Jay: The only voter fraud happening is done by Republican controlled states. People should go to jail for stealing votes. Another institutional failure.

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    Kathleen

    December 14, 2019 at 4:12 pm

    @debbie: I didn’t know Baskin Robbins was still around. I haven’t seen it in any stores in Cincinnati and there are no shops here anymore. I’ll have to try that peppermint thing from Graeters. I indulged myself with a purchase of Ghirardelli peppermint bark squares. I had coupon for $1 off and Kroger had it on sale. To die for.

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    prostratedragon

    December 14, 2019 at 4:16 pm

    @Baud:  Ah, an old favorite from I think 2015.

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    Kathleen

    December 14, 2019 at 4:17 pm

    @Suzanne: Congratulaltions!

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    raven

    December 14, 2019 at 4:18 pm

    The best thing about the game (besides the game which I like) is that USAA sponsors it and there are tons of vets having strokes because USAA sponsors NFL games too.

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    Ruckus

    December 14, 2019 at 4:18 pm

    @Betty Cracker:

    That’s a gold spray painted calf. He doesn’t have the money for real gold.

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    raven

    December 14, 2019 at 4:19 pm

    @Kathleen: They are in Dunkin Donuts.

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    debbie

    December 14, 2019 at 4:25 pm

    @Kathleen:

    They are still around, mostly in the northern suburbs here, but they have been dead to me since they dropped peppermint fudge ribbon. ?

  185. 185.

    JPL

    December 14, 2019 at 4:28 pm

    @raven: When we moved to Dallas decades ago, we looked at a house that Staubach owned early in his career.   It was lovely but not as close in as I preferred.    My ex had no idea who he was.

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    Immanentize

    December 14, 2019 at 4:28 pm

    @raven: Ford was a real deal Navy man.

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    Butter Emails

    December 14, 2019 at 4:31 pm

    @Jay:

    Media and Republicans divided over execution of fake news “reporters”.

  188. 188.

    Immanentize

    December 14, 2019 at 4:32 pm

    @raven: My Dad used to attend the Army/Navy game every year he could in Philly.  Then he and my Mom would go to Bookbinder’s restaurant.

    As for USAA, I just got my 54 dollar insurance member dividend!  Woot!  I love USAA.

  189. 189.

    Ruckus

    December 14, 2019 at 4:34 pm

    @debbie:

    There are a few Baskin and Robbins around here in socal. One about 1 1/2 mile from me.

  190. 190.

    Immanentize

    December 14, 2019 at 4:36 pm

    @Suzanne: Congrats!  Both cities are great, but I rather prefer Pittsburg.  More eastern european working class folks like where I grew up.  It’s a bit ugly, but it has really got some great things happening — especially in tech — these days.  Also a good foodie town (and old school Italian, yum!) Both, however, are in the Pennsylvania legal system which sucks.

  191. 191.

    JPL

    December 14, 2019 at 4:36 pm

    @Immanentize: Crap.. I only got 34.00.    A decade or two ago, they gave out large dividends but with global warming it probably won’t happen again.

  192. 192.

    Immanentize

    December 14, 2019 at 4:38 pm

    @JPL: That probably just means you pay less every month for your insurance than me.

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    raven

    December 14, 2019 at 4:41 pm

    @Immanentize: I got $84.50!

     

    I was at a conference in Augusta and got to talking to a guy at the bar while watching hoops. It turned our he was the commanding general of the 1st Signal Corps headquartered at Ft Gordon (he was in civvies). When I mentioned General Tom Reinzi, Commander of the 1st Sig when I was in Vietnam he couldn’t believe I had met him. He really went off when I showed him pics of the General that I have. He told me about an Army-Navy game when Reinzi stripped down to a bare chest and was waving his blues over his head!

     

    He actually met the plane when the company hit country and shook every hand as we deplaned.

  194. 194.

    JPL

    December 14, 2019 at 4:42 pm

    @Immanentize:  Yup. The big payout was when we had sons and a more expensive house on the policies.   Who knew.   I do love USAA though.

  195. 195.

    Immanentize

    December 14, 2019 at 4:44 pm

    @raven: Well good on him!  I guess Reinzi  understood the duality of man.

  196. 196.

    Immanentize

    December 14, 2019 at 4:47 pm

    @JPL: Ahh, something to look forward to when the Immp finally gets his license.  At least he will be in Texas and can call USAA as a local charge.

    ETA. Isnt it odd that probably no one under 30 has any clue what that second sentence above means….

  197. 197.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    December 14, 2019 at 4:52 pm

    Fella‏ @BruthaManTho 6h6 hours ago
    Just wanted to enjoy the #ArmyNavy. Didn’t expect or want to see the White Power symbol thrown up by cadets on national television.

    It’s hard to look and see it as anything else– three pictures, one looks like it’s being deliberately done over/behind the head of a black cade

    ETA: I didn’t know about this.

    Replying to @BruthaManTho
    Doubt they are aware. Had no idea this meant white power. It’s a game: if you make the symbol and your friend looks at it, you get to punch them (have to flash it below the waist, we always said). – Army vet
  198. 198.

    Kathleen

    December 14, 2019 at 4:55 pm

    @raven: Thanks! I very rarely go to Dunkin. My daughter’s job in high school and college was at Baskin Robbins in downtown Cinci. She got to meet a few baseball players (including Jim Kaat, whom I bet most folks here wouldn’t know. He was my favorite Twin when I lived in Minnesota in the 60’s).

  199. 199.

    Immanentize

    December 14, 2019 at 4:56 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: what?

  200. 200.

    Kathleen

    December 14, 2019 at 4:56 pm

    @debbie: I’m Irish and Scorpio rising so I know all about “being dead to me”!

  201. 201.

    debbie

    December 14, 2019 at 4:58 pm

    @Immanentize:

    @JPL:

    I thought USAA was just for veterans???

  202. 202.

    opiejeanne

    December 14, 2019 at 5:00 pm

    @Just One More Canuck:

    My friends and I referred to that as Glitterfarts. Dangerous stuff for silly kitties.

    what about the fun of pulling it out of your cat’s ass after they ate some? Good times

  203. 203.

    Duane

    December 14, 2019 at 5:02 pm

    @raven: Without any passing the game takes less time, but for all THE USAA commercials.

  204. 204.

    Immanentize

    December 14, 2019 at 5:03 pm

    @debbie: It used to be just for officers and their families.  Now includes enlisted NCOs and families. Also too, employees — my wife worked there in San Antonio. Always said it was a great place to work.

  205. 205.

    West of the Rockies

    December 14, 2019 at 5:04 pm

    @trollhattan:

    We’re steering clear of the downtown for a while.  200 Harleys doing a toy run.  I can’t stand the overwhelming roar of those things and I think the pup might freak out.  But, yes, Victoriana works well here!

  206. 206.

    West of the Rockies

    December 14, 2019 at 5:10 pm

    @Martin:

    When I was in CSI school in ’95, we had mock scenes in a decommissioned army barracks. Each room had a new homicide. It was cool and creepy.  I did that work for 10 years before teaching English for another 14.  I don’t miss it (teaching or evidence collection).  I found CSI work to be mostly sad, smelly and disturbing.  For those who are drawn to it, it can be rewarding and engaging.

  207. 207.

    JPL

    December 14, 2019 at 5:10 pm

    @debbie: My father was a retired officer and at that time it opened up to children of officers.   I have been a proud member longer than I want to admit

  208. 208.

    raven

    December 14, 2019 at 5:16 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: It’s been a thing for a long time.

  209. 209.

    raven

    December 14, 2019 at 5:18 pm

    @Immanentize: I think California somehow made them stop being so restrictive. I’ve been on it for almost 50 years because my old man was a mustang.

  210. 210.

    Ryan

    December 14, 2019 at 5:18 pm

    What, no booze?

  211. 211.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 14, 2019 at 5:29 pm

    @Ryan: You were expecting tales of a still running in the backyard? :)

  212. 212.

    debbie

    December 14, 2019 at 5:33 pm

    @Immanentize: 

    @JPL: 

    Thanks. I’ve never heard anyone bad mouth them.

  213. 213.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    December 14, 2019 at 5:37 pm

    Jennifer Jacobs @ JenniferJJacobs
    “Go out and make a fortune,” Trump told military academy football players in each team’s in locker rooms at Army Navy game. #ArmyNavyGame

    I think “Can you imagine if Obama…” is a mostly pointless game because Obama wouldn’t say or do anything in the universe of the kind of shit trump does and says, you can imagine if Obama said anything snarky, or even less that worshipful, in these circumstances, they’d feed on it forever. A cousin of mine– who for context ain’t right in the head– brought up “57 states” a few months ago.

  214. 214.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    December 14, 2019 at 5:42 pm

    POLITICO‏Verified account @politico
    Sen. Lindsey Graham is inviting Rudy Giuliani to testify before the Senate Judiciary Committee about his recent trip to Ukraine

    This hollowed-out little mother-fucker. I hope it blows up in their faces. Maybe Harris can revive her campaign

  215. 215.

    Jay

    December 14, 2019 at 5:44 pm

    @Immanentize:

    the Nazis amongst other symbols have coopted the “ok” hand gesture, precisely because it is ambiguous.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/OK_gesture

     

    And it doesn’t look like the cadets are playing the circle game, as the gesture is not being made below the waist on the gesturer’s own body,

    nor is the gesture being made within the sightlines of another Cadet, as “the game” requires.

    instead it’s deployed on the upper shoulder of an incamera cadet, after the camera focus’s in on the Cadet, by an anonymous Cadet standing behind him.

  216. 216.

    germy

    December 14, 2019 at 5:49 pm

    Trump’s was a millionaire at 11 mos old. He couldn’t read and his dad bribed schools to give him degrees, in business he went bankrupt 6 times. Dad left him 413m. He blew it all and NBC gave him a TV show, then he got to be POTUS. He still thinks life is unfair. @realDonaldTrump
    — NoelCaslerComedy (@CaslerNoel) December 14, 2019

  217. 217.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    December 14, 2019 at 6:06 pm

    @Immanentize:

    I got about $29, but I have only car insurance and I’m a low-mileage geezer.

  218. 218.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    December 14, 2019 at 6:07 pm

    @raven:

    Cool.

  219. 219.

    debbie

    December 14, 2019 at 7:40 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    I saw somewhere on Twitter that Lindsey’s only 2 points ahead of the Dem candidate. Good news!

  220. 220.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    December 14, 2019 at 8:13 pm

    @debbie: 
    all the retired officers– McRaven, Hayden, Hertling, who claim to be upset about trump could make some noise by traveling to SC to endorse Jaime Harrison. Maybe not a game changer, but it would sure make Lindsey uncomfortable

  221. 221.

    Kayla Rudbek

    December 14, 2019 at 8:29 pm

    @debbie: active-duty, veterans, and children and grandchildren.

  222. 222.

    David ??Booooooo?? Koch

    December 14, 2019 at 9:26 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: he’s not chairman anymore (gave it back to Grassley), so it’s a hollow kabuki invite.

  223. 223.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 14, 2019 at 9:41 pm

    Lay your burdens down for just a minute and take a cool drink.https://t.co/id6moiAjI9— driftglass (@Mr_Electrico) December 14, 2019

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