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You are here: Home / Pet Blogging / Cat Blogging / Open Thread: “But It’s Xmas for *Us*, Too…”

Open Thread: “But It’s Xmas for *Us*, Too…”

by Anne Laurie|  December 14, 201910:31 pm| 43 Comments

This post is in: Cat Blogging, Open Threads

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BEWARE! If you see this walnut-sized mass on your Christmas tree, make sure to cut it off and take it outside. It is actually a cluster of hundreds of praying mantis eggs. ? https://t.co/CiTuum9lYi

— WSVN 7 News (@wsvn) December 12, 2019

Cats respectfully request that you leave it right where it is. https://t.co/ZWV2cTIPjD

— JJ MacNab (@jjmacnab) December 12, 2019

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— JJ MacNab (@jjmacnab) December 12, 2019

Not this year kitty
(Photo: u/vickymarwari https://t.co/p037zztcuy) pic.twitter.com/iQggvfq7mQ

— 41 Strange (@41Strange) December 14, 2019

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  1. 1.

    Roger Moore

    December 14, 2019 at 10:34 pm

    I’ve heard that getting hundreds of mantises is also great if you have roaches or other insects in the house that you’d like to get rid of.

  2. 2.

    Another Scott

    December 14, 2019 at 10:38 pm

    Praying Mantises are good!

    Thanks for the OpenThread.

    For some reason, the Visual and Text tabs aren’t showing in this Comment window. Here’s assuming that I’m in the Text mode…

    LOLGOP at Eclectablog:

    […]

    When a federal court ruled in 2016 that North Carolina’s Republicans had aimed to disenfranchise black voters with “an almost surgical precision” and not one elected Republican resigned from the party, the Republican party should have been put to sleep.

    This was before Trump was elected, before documents proved that the GOP had systemically put racial gerrymanders into place across the country, before this month when only a single Republican in the House voted to restore the power of the Voting Rights Act. The VRA is the single piece of law backed, once both parties overwhelmingly, that led to the few decades in which America at least aspired to be a liberal democracy based on equal representation.

    The Republican Party has committed itself to cheating to win for several reasons — foremost among them that Republicans know they cannot win any other way.

    […]

    This.

    LOLGOP is always worth reading on Twitter, even moreso in long-form at Eclectablog and elsewhere.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  3. 3.

    Mike in NC

    December 14, 2019 at 10:39 pm

    First month in our old townhouse in Alexandria, VA we both adopted a long haired orange kitten and bought a real Christmas tree. Suffice it to say orange fur and tree sap don’t mix.

  4. 4.

    mad citizen

    December 14, 2019 at 10:40 pm

    Praying Mantises have always freaked me out–too large and so creepy looking.  But as I got older and have been a homeowner, I appreciate them now.  Did not see one this past fall.  We do have a tree this year, cut from our local School for the Blind.  Hopefully it’s clear of the mantises.

  5. 5.

    lgerard

    December 14, 2019 at 10:40 pm

    Officials shared a photo showing a mass, saying they can contain between 100 and 100 eggs.

    That certainly narrowed it down

  6. 6.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 14, 2019 at 10:42 pm

    Dropping this in here too.

    Lay your burdens down for just a minute and take a cool drink.https://t.co/id6moiAjI9— driftglass (@Mr_Electrico) December 14, 2019

  7. 7.

    jeffreyw

    December 14, 2019 at 10:42 pm

    So.. let’s have a little talk about GENOCIDE!

  8. 8.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    December 14, 2019 at 10:45 pm

    I never heard of this guy, but twitter tells me he wrote two books with Scalia

    Bryan A. GarnerVerified account @BryanAGarner
    I’ve always called myself Republican. I keep my Twitter feed generally apolitical & will continue to do so. Generally. But as of today, I’m switching parties. Over impeachment. The Republican positions aren’t consonant with intellectual honesty. As of today, I’m an Independent.

    won’t get as much coverage as Jeff Van Drew, of course

  9. 9.

    geg6

    December 14, 2019 at 10:46 pm

    First year with Cleo in the general home population.  Thankfully, we put our tree in our formal living room where it can be seen from the road.  Because we have now had to close the doors to the room and so no worries.  She couldn’t be kept away from it.

     

     

  10. 10.

    Yutsano

    December 14, 2019 at 10:46 pm

    @Roger Moore: I was wondering if there was a downside to having a bunch of baby praying mantises in the house. Except the watching them eat each other thing.

  11. 11.

    geg6

    December 14, 2019 at 10:49 pm

    @Yutsano:

    Wonder if they eat stink bugs?  We’ve suddenly had a rash of them, which is much later than usual.

  12. 12.

    Butter Emails

    December 14, 2019 at 10:51 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    won’t get as much coverage as Jeff Van Drew, of course

    Jeff van who?

  13. 13.

    trollhattan

    December 14, 2019 at 10:52 pm

    That last image says so very much.

    Kid in my kid’s HS class is headed to the US Olympics swim team and if I were a betting man, I’d wager we’ll be watching him in Tokyo this summer. He’s broken two of Michael Phelps’ youth swimming records and is still just 17. Here’s a summary.

    I remember him from peewee soccer, when our kids were still playing co-ed. Darn kids keep growing up so fast.

  14. 14.

    Roger Moore

    December 14, 2019 at 10:53 pm

    My big accomplishment for the day is making a big batch of marmalade.  I bought 8 pounds of Seville oranges from my favorite citrus farmer at the farmer’s market and spent the afternoon turning it into 18 jars of marmalade.  It’s a lot of work, but it’s totally worth it.  There’s nothing better on toast than butter and homemade Seville orange marmalade.

  15. 15.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    December 14, 2019 at 10:55 pm

    @Butter Emails: 

    POLITICO @ politico
    Rep. Jeff Van Drew, a moderate Democrat who is strongly opposed to impeaching President Donald Trump, is expected to switch parties and become a Republican

    freshman MoC from southern New Jersey. Expect much Very Serious Concern from Chuck Todd tomorrow

  16. 16.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    December 14, 2019 at 10:56 pm

    @Roger Moore: You know Roger, if you’re going to make treats, you have make enough for the whole class.

  17. 17.

    trollhattan

    December 14, 2019 at 10:57 pm

    Florida mantis egg cases appear very different from what we have in California, which are smaller and much more orderly. I’m objectively pro-mantis but admit I freaked the fuck out discovering they fly, on account of having one fly past my face at night. Had no idea.

  18. 18.

    Jharp

    December 14, 2019 at 11:06 pm

    As a youngster I had a buddy who thought It would be a good idea to feed a preying mantis to his pet anole lizard. Did not work out. The preying mantis won with a slash to the neck.

  19. 19.

    geg6

    December 14, 2019 at 11:09 pm

    @trollhattan:

    I feel you.  I was watching “This Is Us” earlier this fall and they had a flash forward to one of the main character’s sons, who is blind, but has become a big pop star. I thought I knew him and it turned out I did.  He was the only boy in my oldest niece’s dance school.  He was fantastic then as a dancer and he really is blind.  I did not know he could sing but I knew he could act from his dancing.  He was one of the best dancers at that school.  Very expressive and very precise.  Very pleased to see his success.  But I can’t believe he’s at that point.? Of course, my niece is a mom, so I shouldn’t be so surprised.  They do grow up so fast!

  20. 20.

    NotMax

    December 14, 2019 at 11:09 pm

    First time attempting banana bread in the super duper bread machine today. Had some heavy cream left over from making vodka sauce last weekend which wasn’t going to last much longer so used that in place of the milk. Smells divine, taste testing to come later on.

    @Roger Moore
    There’s nothing quite like full-on traditional home preparation.

    :) (What’s linked is some 50 years old and still never fails to elicit chuckles.)

  21. 21.

    painedumonde

    December 14, 2019 at 11:10 pm

    In Hawai’i, Gecko eat Mantis.

    https://giphy.com/gifs/eyes-eaten-F5wbpWH9fyj4Y

    Ooops.

  22. 22.

    Major Major Major Major

    December 14, 2019 at 11:13 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: he’s a big deal in the law community, as I understand it, he’s an authority on the meaning of legal language which is kind of important in the field. I temped for him for one day some years back.

  23. 23.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 14, 2019 at 11:15 pm

    @trollhattan: Jumping jellyfish!  Time for a mosquito net.

  24. 24.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 14, 2019 at 11:18 pm

    @NotMax: Vine-ripened apples, eh?

  25. 25.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    December 14, 2019 at 11:26 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    But as of today, I’m switching parties. Over impeachment. [. . .] As of today, I’m an Independent.

    I don’t think “switching parties” means what he thinks it means.

  26. 26.

    Johnnybuck

    December 14, 2019 at 11:31 pm

    Everybody I yell at on Facebook is ranting about process, not evidence. They know, they know and they know we’re here and we’re coming. Don’t despair, we’re winning this.

  27. 27.

    NotMax

    December 14, 2019 at 11:31 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist

    Perhaps someone will in solicitude have a T-shirt made up for him with this on it as a holiday present.

    ;)

  28. 28.

    Other MJS

    December 14, 2019 at 11:33 pm

    @Roger Moore: I found this somewhere in the above threads. Hilarious.

     

    My following has demanded my story about 1,000 baby praying mantises. So, here we go. About fifteen years ago, I lived in Tampa Bay. If you’ve ever been, you know it’s hot, humid, and grows bugs big enough to mug you for drug money. 1/ pic.twitter.com/LIBkY7boEe
    — Patrick S. Tomlinson (@stealthygeek) September 7, 2019

  29. 29.

    tomtofa

    December 14, 2019 at 11:34 pm

    My god, I’ve got one of those on my artificial tree. Must be a pod of drone eggs!

  30. 30.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 14, 2019 at 11:37 pm

    @tomtofa: It’s full of satan-worshipping mantises!

  31. 31.

    NotMax

    December 14, 2019 at 11:37 pm

    @tomtofa

    Christmas caviar.

    :)

  32. 32.

    artem1s

    December 14, 2019 at 11:37 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    As of today, I’m an Independent.

    so as of today, he is a Republican.  There is no such thing as The Independent Party.  Dropping out and not joining another party isn’t ‘switching’.

  33. 33.

    Mallard Filmore

    December 14, 2019 at 11:38 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

     

    I’m switching parties. Over impeachment

    Really? A perverted Senate impeachment trial was the red line, the breaking point? Baby snatching and child trafficking didn’t do it? Letting kids die of flu in concrete cells is ok?

    I hope someday he can share the joy his party has let loose.

  34. 34.

    Redshift

    December 14, 2019 at 11:40 pm

    @trollhattan: During one of the first summers in our house, I was mowing the lawn and this thing flew up in front of me. It was a praying mantis with at least a five inch wingspan. I don’t remember if I knew before that they flew, but I’ve never forgotten since then!

  35. 35.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 14, 2019 at 11:43 pm

    @Mallard Filmore: Don’t worry.  All of these “Independents” will be back in the Russthuglican party after Dump’s gone.

  36. 36.

    NotMax

    December 14, 2019 at 11:49 pm

    @Redshift

    Love child of Zorak and Sally Field.

    :)

  37. 37.

    West of the Rockies

    December 14, 2019 at 11:49 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    I’ve honestly (and apparently foolishly) thought we’d see Republicans bail out and become Dems.  The cult-like dedication to Clump is stupefying.

  38. 38.

    Redshift

    December 14, 2019 at 11:52 pm

    @NotMax: Seriously. I am not generally freaked out by bugs, but that was something.

  39. 39.

    Duane

    December 14, 2019 at 11:56 pm

    @Yutsano: Sounds like a win-win. The mantis eats the roach, then each other. Bugs all gone. No problem. Feature, not a bug.

  40. 40.

    joel hanes

    December 15, 2019 at 1:34 am

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    If it took until this year for Mr. Garner to notice that Republicans are uniformly intellectually dishonest, he’s not very fucking perceptive.

    That insight came to me around 1985.

  41. 41.

    leeleeFL

    December 15, 2019 at 1:48 am

     

     

    @joel hanes: I was born knowing about Republicans in 1951.  My Pop had a saying:  A working man who votes Republican is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders.

  42. 42.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    December 15, 2019 at 7:45 am

    @Roger Moore: That sounds delicious. I love orange marmalade.

  43. 43.

    Miss Bianca

    December 15, 2019 at 11:34 am

    @Other MJS: That.Was.Awesome.

     

    And yet more evidence, sorry Adam and Betty, for *why* I will never, ever, be moving to Florida.

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