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You are here: Home / Politics / Impeachment Inquiry / Open Thread: YES WE DID!

Open Thread: YES WE DID!

by Anne Laurie|  December 18, 20199:24 pm| 218 Comments

This post is in: Impeachment Inquiry, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Readership Capture, Yes We Did, Lock Him Up...Lock Them All Up

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Washington Post: TRUMP IMPEACHED pic.twitter.com/5KjWG6vREw

— Keith Boykin (@keithboykin) December 19, 2019

Donald J. Trump got the highest number of impeachment votes in history.

— Armando (@ArmandoNDK) December 19, 2019

One of our most precious rights as Americans is the right to determine who our leaders are.

The president abused his powers to cheat in the next election and rob us of that right. Then he obstructed Congress to cover it up.

Impeachment is the only remedy. #DefendOurDemocracy

— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) December 18, 2019

It is important to remember that today's historic vote in the House is born out of patriotism and love of country. It is about having the courage to speak truth and pursue justice.

— Kamala Harris (@SenKamalaHarris) December 18, 2019

Donald Trump has abused our diplomatic relationships and undermined our national security for his own personal, political gain. By voting to impeach him, the House has taken an important step to hold him accountable. I'm ready to fulfill my constitutional duty in the Senate.

— Elizabeth Warren (@ewarren) December 19, 2019

Steny Hoyer shouts out the 65m who voted for HRC.

FINALLY.

— Elizabeth C. McLaughlin (@ECMcLaughlin) December 19, 2019

The look Nancy Pelosi gave her caucus when some Dems started to applaud after she announced the first article of impeachment passed is a look I know well as a fellow mom of five. pic.twitter.com/PWLT5aXqPQ

— Shannon Watts (@shannonrwatts) December 19, 2019

OK. They just did. https://t.co/OBoQw9BJtn

— Bradley P. Moss (@BradMossEsq) December 19, 2019

I’m case you’re we’re wondering what Trump was saying at the exact moment they reached 216 votes for impeachment, it was another insane story about how he thinks stealth fighters are actually invisible. pic.twitter.com/IPlRHinz2m

— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) December 19, 2019

I hope Trump never fires whoever wrote this statement. https://t.co/YT53WC79HM

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) December 19, 2019

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  1. 1.

    Lavocat

    December 18, 2019 at 9:27 pm

    Please explain to me how Tulsi Gabbard can continue her campaign to run as the Democratic nominee for president when she can’t bring herself to actually vote on the most important issue of her political lifetime: she voted “present” for both Articles of Impeachment. She has GOT to go. NOW.

  2. 2.

    Patricia Kayden

    December 18, 2019 at 9:27 pm

    Trump impeached himself.  He’s finally gotten what he deserves.  His name will forever be linked with impeachment and corruption.

  3. 3.

    Patricia Kayden

    December 18, 2019 at 9:28 pm

    Trump got exactly what he deserved. He impeached himself with his corrupt conduct.

  4. 4.

    Kayla Rudbek

    December 18, 2019 at 9:29 pm

    YES! FINALLY! (insert gif of a fist punch)

  5. 5.

    Baud

    December 18, 2019 at 9:29 pm

    Good on Hoyer. Still waiting for one of our current presidential candidates to mention Hillary in a favorable way.

  6. 6.

    Jerzy Russian

    December 18, 2019 at 9:29 pm

    I announced the news to a few 20 something people, and they cheered.   I had to explain that there are a few more steps before he is removed, but one step at a time.

  7. 7.

    Elizabelle

    December 18, 2019 at 9:31 pm

    Lara Trump. Lara, Lara, Lara.

    Someone needs to redo that graphic, with cows waving at us from all the red areas. Cuz neither cows nor acreage vote.

  8. 8.

    cain

    December 18, 2019 at 9:31 pm

    We finally got to the impeachment part.. but what happens next will be interesting. It is a sad day in our history that we have to impeach this motherfucker. I would have been more pleased if we fucked over McConnell.

  9. 9.

    dmsilev

    December 18, 2019 at 9:32 pm

    TPM: BREAKING: Pelosi Demands Fair Senate Trial, Won’t Appoint Impeachment Managers Yet

    (no story up yet, just the headline). So, I guess now we wait for The Turtle to respond.

  10. 10.

    Yarrow

    December 18, 2019 at 9:32 pm

    Steny Hoyer shouts out the 65m who voted for HRC.

    FINALLY

    YES! So glad to hear him do this. The majority of people who voted did NOT vote for Trump.

  11. 11.

    Jerzy Russian

    December 18, 2019 at 9:32 pm

    This occasion calls for a few factorial functions:

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!

  12. 12.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    December 18, 2019 at 9:32 pm

    Several people on twitter noting trump went extra heavy on the make up tonight

     @davidfrum 41m41 minutes ago
    For once in his life, Donald Trump has got something he earned

  13. 13.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    December 18, 2019 at 9:33 pm

    @Elizabelle: just call her Dollar Store Ivanka

  14. 14.

    dmsilev

    December 18, 2019 at 9:34 pm

    @Lavocat: You’re assuming that she’s a serious candidate for the job. I don’t think that really is warranted.

  15. 15.

    Yarrow

    December 18, 2019 at 9:34 pm

    @Lavocat:  Because she’s a Russian asset and her job is to disrupt the Democratic primary, peel off votes and generally cause chaos. She’s doing middling well at all that.

  16. 16.

    dmsilev

    December 18, 2019 at 9:35 pm

    Is anyone else getting Newsmax “should Trump be impeached?” ads? There’s part of me that’s tempted to click through and see what sort of push-poll they’re running and to regretfully inform them that the ship has sailed, but …no.

  17. 17.

    Yarrow

    December 18, 2019 at 9:36 pm

    @Baud:  Hoyer was the best speaker I saw. Statesmanlike. Measured. Full of good comments like the one above. Very good.

  18. 18.

    David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch

    December 18, 2019 at 9:37 pm

    Here’s a poignant editorial cartoon (photo)

  19. 19.

    Elizabelle

    December 18, 2019 at 9:37 pm

    Breathless headlines from the WaPost:

    …Pelosi leaves open the possibility of withholding the articles of impeachment from the Senate

    She’s got this.

  20. 20.

    Butter Emails

    December 18, 2019 at 9:38 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    I’ll give Trump some credit for this. He worked hard for it and really put in the effort. If he’d invested half this level of effort in his children or his casinos they probably wouldn’t be morally and financially bankrupt today.

  21. 21.

    mad citizen

    December 18, 2019 at 9:38 pm

    Yes, the next step is to phuck over Moscow Mitch, and Nancy is just the person to do it. Hold on the cards, Nancy. Keep investigating.

    Still waiting to blow my airhorns until the moment this historical atrocity is gone.

  22. 22.

    Elizabelle

    December 18, 2019 at 9:39 pm

    @David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch:

    For poignant, I was hoping it was Elijah Cummings, looking down and smiling softly.

  23. 23.

    Roger Moore

    December 18, 2019 at 9:40 pm

    @David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch: 

    Here’s a poignant editorial cartoon

    The blue dress is a nice touch.

  24. 24.

    opiejeanne

    December 18, 2019 at 9:42 pm

    @Elizabelle:  Nor do trees and rocks vote.

  25. 25.

    Patricia Kayden

    December 18, 2019 at 9:42 pm

    45 refused to testify & banned his aides from testifying—yet complains about unfair due process.Where was his love of due process while chanting “lock her up,” or banning Muslims, or blocking asylum seekers, or calling to execute the Central Park 5??Hypocrisy#ImpeachmentDay— Qasim Rashid, Esq. (@QasimRashid) December 19, 2019

  26. 26.

    David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch

    December 18, 2019 at 9:44 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: He must of been crying.

  27. 27.

    Yarrow

    December 18, 2019 at 9:45 pm

    Heh. This Trump rally sounds insane:

    The president: "Sinks. Showers. And what goes with a sink and a shower?" Crowd: "TOILETS!" The president: "Ten times. Right? Ten times." He adds, "Not me, of course, not me. But you."— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) December 19, 2019

    Trump is now complaining of media coverage of his previous comments about people flushing toilets 15 times. This is the weirdest Trump rally in a long, long time. https://t.co/B7J3PaSLuL— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) December 19, 2019

  28. 28.

    David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch

    December 18, 2019 at 9:47 pm

    Home town front page (photo)

  29. 29.

    Ken

    December 18, 2019 at 9:47 pm

    @dmsilev: @Patricia Kayden:  Any thoughts on how would one go about planting an idea among the RWNJs? I want to get them demanding that the Senate allow witnesses to testify so that Trump can defend himself. If we can also get people saying that McConnell is stabbing Trump in the back by not allowing additional testimony, all the better.

  30. 30.

    Elizabelle

    December 18, 2019 at 9:47 pm

    Andy Borowitz, satire in The New Yorker.

    Andrew Johnson Horrified That History Books Will Mention Him in Same Sentence as Trump

    —In a rare public statement from beyond the grave, Andrew Johnson, the seventeenth President of the United States, said that he was “horrified” that history books will now mention him in the same sentence as Donald J. Trump.

    In his first utterance since he died, the spectral Johnson said, “As someone who has actually experienced death, I can safely say that being mentioned in the same breath as Trump is a fate worse than that.”

    “I could deal with history remembering me as the first U.S. President to be impeached,” he said. “But knowing that I will now appear in the first line of Trump’s obituary is, to put it mildly, devastating.”

  31. 31.

    dmsilev

    December 18, 2019 at 9:48 pm

    @Yarrow: From the Post:

    9:30 Trump mocks Rep. Debbie Dingell and suggests her dead husband could be in hell

    Trump lamented that Democrats who he claims to have been kind to in the past voted to impeach him, including Michigan’s Rep. Debbie Dingell.

    “Debbie Dingell, that’s a real beauty,” he started, before going off about how she called him to ask if her husband, the late congressman John Dingell, could lay in state in the Capitol Rotunda, which Trump approved.

    “She calls me up. ‘It’s the nicest thing that’s ever happened. Thank you so much. John, would be so thrilled,’ he’s looking down… ,” Trump said, and then added, “Maybe he’s looking up, I don’t know.”

    He’s fractally disgusting.

  32. 32.

    Karen

    December 18, 2019 at 9:49 pm

    @cain: What happens next? When the Senate kills it, what’s the next step?

  33. 33.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    December 18, 2019 at 9:49 pm

    @Yarrow:

    Josh Marshall‏Verified account @joshtpm
    Michiganders do a brief double-take when Trump jokes that veteran Rep. John Dingell may have gone to hell when he died.

    even some the Deplorables are taken aback

  34. 34.

    dmsilev

    December 18, 2019 at 9:49 pm

    @Ken: Trump supposedly wants witnesses so he can defend himself properly. So, could happen I suppose.

  35. 35.

    MomSense

    December 18, 2019 at 9:49 pm

    @Butter Emails:

    He finally achieved something Obama didn’t accomplish.

  36. 36.

    Bill Arnold

    December 18, 2019 at 9:49 pm

    Maybe already linked, but funny:
    Fifth response to a realDonaldTrump ALL-CAPS tweet today. Image is a captcha, “Select all squares with An Impeached President”:

    My new screen saver pic pic.twitter.com/IZcJfUuicp— Sheila (@SheilaGaston200) December 18, 2019

  37. 37.

    Bnad

    December 18, 2019 at 9:50 pm

    Let’s make some contributions to Dem house candidates.

  38. 38.

    Captain C

    December 18, 2019 at 9:50 pm

    @Lavocat: She’s a stooge.

  39. 39.

    Patricia Kayden

    December 18, 2019 at 9:50 pm

    If @SpeakerPelosi is indicating she will hold the articles until McConnell guarantees a trial with witnesses, she's probably looking at this:71% of Americans say Trump aides shud testify (ABC/Wapost)Also, even Rooney, who voted AGAINST impeachment says they should testify.— Heidi Przybyla (@HeidiNBC) December 19, 2019

  40. 40.

    WaterGirl

    December 18, 2019 at 9:50 pm

    IMPEACHMENT is now in the Category Bar at the top of the site.

    Impeachment seems timely (Go Nancy Smash!) so Anne Laurie and I talked yesterday and agreed to move GARDEN CHATS over to Featuring.  I will move Garden Chats back to the category bar in the spring.

  41. 41.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    December 18, 2019 at 9:52 pm

    @Bnad: I impulse contributed $50 to three ‘front line’ yes votes the other night. I’d scrape up another hundred for an ActBlue for the rest

  42. 42.

    Patricia Kayden

    December 18, 2019 at 9:52 pm

    @Ken: McConnell will call witnesses if either Trump wants them or at least four Republican Senators demand them.  McConnell won’t do that on his own. He’s spineless.

  43. 43.

    Geoduck

    December 18, 2019 at 9:53 pm

    @Yarrow:  And some brave protesters managed to get in and unfurl a “You’re fired” banner.

  44. 44.

    Roger Moore

    December 18, 2019 at 9:53 pm

    @Karen: 

    When the Senate kills it, what’s the next step?

    Use that against the Republican senators in November. That’s really the only thing left to do.

  45. 45.

    Yarrow

    December 18, 2019 at 9:53 pm

    @WaterGirl:  Why are Open Threads on the top category bar? Open Threads are so completely random and have nothing to do with each other. In fact, most threads get the Open Thread tag. Is that the point? So you can find threads quickly? Seems like something else could go up there.

  46. 46.

    kindness

    December 18, 2019 at 9:54 pm

    I have a digital subscription to the WaPo and boy have I been filling up my Ignore User file with the trolls. They’ve really been out in force. It does make the comments so much easier to read when you wipe away the noise.

  47. 47.

    BC in Illinois

    December 18, 2019 at 9:54 pm

    Donald J. Trump got the highest number of impeachment votes in history.

    It’s true.

    Andrew Johnson, 126-47

    Bill Clinton, 228-206, 221-212

    Donald Trump, 230-197, 229-198

  48. 48.

    Another Scott

    December 18, 2019 at 9:54 pm

    @Elizabelle: A little more from RollCall:

    The House will not transmit the articles of impeachment against President Donald Trump to the Senate until senators determine a process for a trial, Speaker Nancy Pelosi said Wednesday night just after the House voted to impeach the president.

    The California Democrat said she cannot name impeachment managers to present the House case to the Senate until she knows what that process will look like. The impeachment managers, once named, are the ones who will transmit the articles to the Senate.

    “It’s difficult to determine who the managers will be until we see the arena in which they’ll be playing in,” she said.

    Pelosi seemed to leave open the possibility the House may never send the articles to the Senate if the two parties there don’t agree to a fair process for a trial. But she pushed back on reporters’ suggesting she raised the notion of an indefinite hold.

    “We’re not having that discussion,” Pelosi said when asked if the House may never send the articles.

    Pushed on whether she can guarantee the articles will be transmitted to the Senate at some point, the speaker said, “That would’ve been our intention but we’ll see what happens over there.”

    House Intelligence Chairman Adam B. Schiff, speaking before Pelosi, said a fair process would involve the Senate calling witnesses.

    The trial should feature such figures as former National Security Advisor John Bolton and acting White House chief of staff Mick Mulvaney, he said.

    Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell and Senate Minority Leader Charles E. Schumer are expected to talk about impeachment trial procedures on Thursday, but the Senate is not expected to consider any resolutions setting out the process until January.

    “I’m in no hurry,” McConnell said earlier Wednesday when asked what he thought of the possibility that the House might hold back the impeachment articles.

    Interesting.

    I like that Nancy and Schiff and Nadler aren’t just going to let Moscow Mitch hold all the cards going forward.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  49. 49.

    Yarrow

    December 18, 2019 at 9:55 pm

    @Patricia Kayden:  If Pelosi holds sending the Articles to the Senate it’s going to make Trump lose his mind even more than he already is. He’ll be demanding the chance to testify to clear his name.

  50. 50.

    Patricia Kayden

    December 18, 2019 at 9:56 pm

    @Lavocat: 

    Ignore her. Tulsi is a DINO. She has zero chances of being our nominee and will probably run as a third party candidate. I don’t see her being harmful to Democrats though. Which Democrats would vote for her?

  51. 51.

    WaterGirl

    December 18, 2019 at 9:57 pm

    @David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch: I love that it’s brown.  My first thought was “shitstain”.

  52. 52.

    WaterGirl

    December 18, 2019 at 9:57 pm

    @Elizabelle: That makes my day.

  53. 53.

    WaterGirl

    December 18, 2019 at 9:59 pm

    @David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch: That would imply that he has a heart, and is not entirely without a soul.  I find that seriously hard to believe.  But I am evil enough to hope he was crying.

  54. 54.

    David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch

    December 18, 2019 at 10:00 pm

    @Bnad: Good idea. Now is the time. I was about to send some money to a couple of presidential candidates, but they can wait till next month.

    I’m going with:

    Elissa Slotkin (Mich.)
    Abigail Spanberger (Va.)

    Here’s a list of 29 people who voted for Impeachment from a Dump district (list)

  55. 55.

    dmsilev

    December 18, 2019 at 10:03 pm

    @David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch:  I’ve given money to Spanberger, but not to Slotkin; probably should remedy the latter.

    Maybe DougJ or someone could front-page an ActBlue list?

  56. 56.

    Mike in NC

    December 18, 2019 at 10:03 pm

    Will head to the nearest newsstand in a couple of days to buy newspaper and magazine cover souvenirs.

  57. 57.

    WaterGirl

    December 18, 2019 at 10:04 pm

    @Bill Arnold: That is so awesome.

  58. 58.

    cain

    December 18, 2019 at 10:04 pm

    @Karen: 

    @cain: What happens next? When the Senate kills it, what’s the next step?

    I don’t think it is going to be that simple. The next is thing to do is figure out how to fuck over McConnell. That motherfucker is who I’m gunning for next. The most anti-american, sleeper agent of our life time.

  59. 59.

    Another Scott

    December 18, 2019 at 10:04 pm

    @David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch: I’m hoping DougJ! sets up a thermometer for these folks so that we can pool our donations and move up from being an almost top 10,000 blog.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  60. 60.

    mad citizen

    December 18, 2019 at 10:05 pm

    @dmsilev: This is a total lie.  I don’t know if she called Trump to ask, but according the Arcitect of the Capitol, this is how it works and who grants permission to lie in state in the Capitol Rotunda:

    “The Rotunda of the U.S. Capitol has been considered the most suitable place for the nation to pay final tribute to its most eminent citizens by having their remains lay in state (in the case of government officials and military officers) or in honor (in the case of private citizens). Since 1865, most services have used the catafalque constructed for the coffin of Abraham Lincoln.

    These occasions are either authorized by a congressional resolution or approved by the congressional leadership, when permission is granted by survivors. When the Architect of the Capitol (AOC) is notified that a ceremony will occur, teams are coordinated across the Capitol campus and a commitment to excellence ensures that no detail is overlooked.”

    https://www.aoc.gov/nations-stage/lying-state-honor

     

    The man is deranged, he thinks EVERYTHING revolves around him.

  61. 61.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    December 18, 2019 at 10:05 pm

    @Another Scott: and then the big shots can tweet about it on twitter dot com to spread the word

  62. 62.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    December 18, 2019 at 10:06 pm

    Trump finally got more votes than a Clinton tonight.

  63. 63.

    WaterGirl

    December 18, 2019 at 10:09 pm

    @Bnad: I thought that was Baud. Are you someone else, or is that a typo?

  64. 64.

    mad citizen

    December 18, 2019 at 10:11 pm

    @mad citizen: And of course I’m not saying “dmsilev” is lying; but that the Trump story from his rally tonight about Debbie Dingell calling him is (a) not how it works; and/or (b) a complete lie by trumpov.

  65. 65.

    chopper

    December 18, 2019 at 10:12 pm

    i just love how right when the vote got over 216 in the house on the first count trump was at a rally literally swearing out loud that coke and pepsi were the same thing.

  66. 66.

    cain

    December 18, 2019 at 10:13 pm

    @Yarrow: 
    What needs to happen is to start dangling all of that in front of Trump. All comms should be targeted to Trump, ignore everything else. Make him react.. the more unhinged the better. Get him to start making the Republicans uncomfortable.

  67. 67.

    WaterGirl

    December 18, 2019 at 10:14 pm

    @Yarrow: Open Threads is a quick and easy way to get to threads that aren’t just one particular thing.

    We’ve also got View by Topic, so people have easy access to all the top level categories.  So it’s kind of like a puzzle, and there’s plenty of room to move stuff around so that different things are prominent at different times.

  68. 68.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    December 18, 2019 at 10:15 pm

    @WaterGirl: There’s a heart nebula and a soul nebula and they’re right next to each other.

  69. 69.

    Jeffro

    December 18, 2019 at 10:16 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: That is an excellent take and I’ll be passing that along for the next oh several months/as long as necessary – thanks!

  70. 70.

    Patricia Kayden

    December 18, 2019 at 10:17 pm

    Here's video of Trump in 2014 saying what being impeached would do to Obama: "He would be a mess. He would be thinking about nothing but. It would be a horror show for him. It would be an absolute embarrassment. It would go down on his record permanently." pic.twitter.com/WctYjnjsP1— andrew kaczynski? (@KFILE) December 18, 2019

  71. 71.

    Elizabelle

    December 18, 2019 at 10:17 pm

    @Another Scott: 

    Thank you. Good article. The House leaders have thought this out well.

    A lot of the Senate Republicans’ premature victory laps are just braying.

  72. 72.

    Calouste

    December 18, 2019 at 10:19 pm

    @David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch:  Are there any Republicans left who represent a district that voted for Clinton? Or did they all get turfed out last year?

  73. 73.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    December 18, 2019 at 10:19 pm

    @Jeffro: Happy to help make holiday family gatherings more festive. ?

  74. 74.

    Aleta

    December 18, 2019 at 10:21 pm

    @WaterGirl:  @Al
    I Iike that. Garden Chats stands out nicely over there.
    (Graceful design feature, this flexibility in form.)

  75. 75.

    mdblanche

    December 18, 2019 at 10:21 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: 

    Several people on twitter noting trump went extra heavy on the make up tonight

    @David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch: 

    He must of been crying.

    This calls for a little crying clown music.

  76. 76.

    Kattails

    December 18, 2019 at 10:23 pm

    @cain: More than happy to entertain any ideas you come up with.
    I am in awe of Nancy Pelosi and the Dems who held it all together to move everything to this point, to the whistleblower who handed over the ammunition, to those who testified under oath and kept their cool when faced with the most disgusting, cowardly, schoolyard bullying tactics of the likes of Gaetz, Jordan et al.

  77. 77.

    Yarrow

    December 18, 2019 at 10:24 pm

    @WaterGirl: Okay. It just seems kind of odd that Open Threads are at the top. Seems like almost every thread is in the Open Threads category so I’m not sure how that is very distinctive. Maybe people find it useful.

  78. 78.

    mad citizen

    December 18, 2019 at 10:25 pm

    I just read all of Daniel Dale’s rally tweets–what a service he provides.  You can read all the crazy, and it is really crazy, a few minutes instead of putting in two hours.  I can’t believe there so many just plain stupid people in this nation.

  79. 79.

    The Dangerman

    December 18, 2019 at 10:25 pm

    @WaterGirl: 

    My first thought was “shitstain”.

    The Shart Of The Deal

  80. 80.

    Kay

    December 18, 2019 at 10:27 pm

    @Lavocat: 

    how Tulsi Gabbard can continue her campaign to run as the Democratic nominee for president

    Because it’s not now and never was a real campaign to run for President?

  81. 81.

    David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch

    December 18, 2019 at 10:29 pm

    @Calouste: good question. I haven’t seen any analysis.

  82. 82.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    December 18, 2019 at 10:29 pm

    @dmsilev: 

    RepDebDingell
    33m33 minutes ago
    Mr. President, let’s set politics aside. My husband earned all his accolades after a lifetime of service. I’m preparing for the first holiday season without the man I love. You brought me down in a way you can never imagine and your hurtful words just made my healing much harder.

  83. 83.

    Patricia Kayden

    December 18, 2019 at 10:30 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: No they’re not.  Trump has said vulgar, cruel things before including telling a grieving, pregnant widow that her military husband knew what he was signing up for. Please!

  84. 84.

    Bill Arnold

    December 18, 2019 at 10:30 pm

    @Kayla Rudbek:

    (insert gif of a fist punch)

    Sorry, no gif, but here’s a female professional tennis player (Mihaela Buzărnescu) doing a real fist pump[1]:
    Mihaela Buzarnescu fist pump. That fist is a credible threat.
    Here’s POTUS DJT doing a double fake fist pump, such that if he hit anything hard with those hands, they’d break. They flag the person as having near zero h2h fighting skills. (The POTUS does have the Secret Service protecting him.)

    [1] PSA: proper fist

  85. 85.

    WaterGirl

    December 18, 2019 at 10:32 pm

    @Aleta: Thanks, I think so, too.

    The only rule about what goes where is that we won’t ever move anything that’s associated with a particular person to a less visible spot without communicating first.

    But the goal is to feature everything over time and feature prominently whatever is most relevant at any given time. I’ve written to DougJ to see if he thinks it’s a good time for Political Fundraising to hang out in Featuring for awhile.  We’ll see what he thinks.

  86. 86.

    Mike in NC

    December 18, 2019 at 10:32 pm

    Jennifer Rubin in tonight’s WaPo: “Trump is impeached and joins the ‘losers’ of presidential history”

    Because there is nothing worse in Trumpville than being cast as a ‘loser’. Sad!

  87. 87.

    Yarrow

    December 18, 2019 at 10:34 pm

    @Patricia Kayden:  Trump is nothing but projection.

  88. 88.

    Patricia Kayden

    December 18, 2019 at 10:35 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: And he achieved something that President Obama never achieved: a nice impeachment prize that will forever stain his legacy.

  89. 89.

    WaterGirl

    December 18, 2019 at 10:36 pm

    @Yarrow: That’s an interesting take.  That’s one nice thing about this project – it’s a good reminder of how different we all are, and I think that’s a good thing.

  90. 90.

    frosty

    December 18, 2019 at 10:36 pm

    @Patricia Kayden: Toomey seems to want witnesses. Any other jackals from PA — get on the phone tomorrow!

  91. 91.

    dmsilev

    December 18, 2019 at 10:37 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:  She shows far more dignity and class than he ever could.

  92. 92.

    WaterGirl

    December 18, 2019 at 10:38 pm

    @Patricia Kayden: I LOVE the “click all the presidents who have been impeached” graphic that someone linked to above. I hope Trump sees that.

    P.S. There is an awfully nice photo of Obama in there.  Someone put some serious thought into which photos to include for each of them.

  93. 93.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    December 18, 2019 at 10:39 pm

    mptywheel @ emptywheel
    18m18 minutes ago
    Trump scheduled a rally in @justinamash’s district to try to punish him for supporting impeachment.

    And then didn’t mention Amash at all.

    Bully cower.

    bully cower or, to borrow a line from Tony Soprano, he’s getting so senile he forgot who he hates. Dale said he talked about 2016 a lot more than usual

  94. 94.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    December 18, 2019 at 10:39 pm

    Trump is the first Republican President to be impeached(though a few others deserved it).

  95. 95.

    WaterGirl

    December 18, 2019 at 10:40 pm

    @Yarrow: Next time there’s something to put up there and I feel like there’s nothing we can take out, I may just have to give Open Threads a look, and see if there is an uproar.

  96. 96.

    Yarrow

    December 18, 2019 at 10:42 pm

    @WaterGirl:  Can you explain the difference between the Category Bar and Featuring? My take is that the Category bar is supposed to be sort of a “quick links” to find categories like Adam’s posts on security or David’s on Healthcare or that kind of thing. Featuring could be seasonal topics and topics that become important for some reason. Am I even close to your intent?

  97. 97.

    Ilieitz

    December 18, 2019 at 10:43 pm

    @dmsilev: what has John Robert’s have to say about the Senate trial. I’m sure h re doesn’t want to oversee a sham trial

  98. 98.

    cain

    December 18, 2019 at 10:45 pm

    @Kattails: 

    @cain: More than happy to entertain any ideas you come up with.

    I’m very interested in pitting myself against these assholes Republicans.

  99. 99.

    BBA

    December 18, 2019 at 10:49 pm

    @Ilieitz:  Why not? He already oversees a sham court.

  100. 100.

    Bnad

    December 18, 2019 at 10:49 pm

    @WaterGirl:  No relation.

  101. 101.

    Yarrow

    December 18, 2019 at 10:49 pm

    MAGA Haberman was on CNN and said if Dems delay sending the Articles to the Senate that it’ll look bad for them. That Dems were all “we have to impeach him quickly because he’s a national emergency” but they worked with him on the trade deal so how bad can he be? And now if they drag their feet sending the articles voters are too stupid to understand what’s going on and it’ll backfire on Dems.

    So that’s your preview of her column and the Republican talking points from the concern troll perspective.

  102. 102.

    Mr. Kite

    December 18, 2019 at 10:50 pm

    Pelosi laying out a marker is significant. She just raised the pressure on Moscow Mitch and Impeached-1. Put the spotlight on Senate Republicans, they really hate it when they can’t control it.

    This was a pleasant surprise.

  103. 103.

    Dadadadadadada

    December 18, 2019 at 10:51 pm

    @Karen: Nothing prevents the House from re-impeaching him for any of the other numerous crimes he’s committed.

  104. 104.

    Bruce K

    December 18, 2019 at 10:51 pm

    Woke up crazy early to catch an airplane, saw the news. I feel like a grieving parent learning that the man who killed my beloved child has finally been arrested.

  105. 105.

    PJ

    December 18, 2019 at 10:51 pm

    @Ilieitz:  What Roberts will do will be interesting. I can’t imagine that he gives a shit about Trump or even the GOP in its current state. So there is little downside to him for pressing back against McConnell and allowing, or even requiring (with a subpoena) Pompeo et al. to testify, and doing whatever is in his power to make it seem like a fair trial. Particularly when there’s no chance that Republicans actually vote to remove Trump. There is, of course, downside to the Republican Senators whose seats are up next year, when their vote in the trial will be hung around their necks as Trump continues to melt down, but I don’t know how much Roberts will care about that, if at all.

  106. 106.

    WaterGirl

    December 18, 2019 at 10:52 pm

    @Yarrow:

    Can you explain the difference between the Category Bar and Featuring? My take is that the Category bar is supposed to be sort of a “quick links” to find categories like Adam’s posts on security or David’s on Healthcare or that kind of thing. Featuring could be seasonal topics and topics that become important for some reason. Am I even close to your intent?

    Kind of.  The category bar is intended to give quick and easy access to those things and also give people (who might be new) a quick view into who we are.

    Featuring is a way of shining a spotlight on things we talk about here that you might not know about if you haven’t happened upon, say, an artist’s chatting post on a sunday afternoon.

    It’s also for things that are timely.  So David Anderson is in there during ACA enrollment and when he may have just published a paper.  The rest of the time you can find him under view by Topic.

    Silverman on security may be in Featuring when things are especially tricky in world affairs, and when he’s not in Featuring then he can be found in View by Topic.

    But after something being in Featuring, you’ll know about it and if you have an interest, you can find it elsewhere.

    Also, category bar items are always one of the 32 top-level categories for the whole site, and Featuring can have a subcategory of a subcategory of a subcategory, if we want.  Like duck blogging, which is not a top-level category but which can go in Featuring.

    I don’t know if that helps or not, but I hope so!

  107. 107.

    frosty

    December 18, 2019 at 10:52 pm

    @WaterGirl: 

    I may just have to give Open Threads a look, and see if there is an uproar.

    I read every word on this blog (FSM help me!) so change it up however you want, it won’t have any effect.
    (Is there a 12-step BJ program?)
    PS Comments it text box, not visual box, first time for me.

  108. 108.

    WaterGirl

    December 18, 2019 at 10:55 pm

    @frosty: Yeah, I got that today, too.  I have asked for a phone call with the developers either on Thursday or on Friday so we can go over the remaining issues and come up with a game plan.

    I really hope to get the remaining issues resolved soon.  We rolled out 5 weeks ago today!

  109. 109.

    Gin & Tonic

    December 18, 2019 at 10:55 pm

    @WaterGirl:  Sent you an e-mail. On the Road is borked.

  110. 110.

    WaterGirl

    December 18, 2019 at 10:56 pm

    @Bnad: My eyes keep moving the a over and turning the n upside down to make it Baud!  You may get a lot of that, so if people seem overly familiar with you, you’ll know why. :-)

  111. 111.

    frosty

    December 18, 2019 at 10:58 pm

    @WaterGirl: 

    I really hope to get the remaining issues resolved soon.

    The remaining issues are but a trifle compared to what you, the other Jackals, and the developers have fixed with this rollout. Kudos to all and thanks for being the face of the update for us all.

  112. 112.

    WaterGirl

    December 18, 2019 at 10:59 pm

    @Yarrow: Dems should do whatever is best strategically, and if they won’t move forward until the Turtle is wiling to have an actual trial with, you, witnesses, then Trump can stew about it or insist on witness who will defend him.

    Fuck the media and anyone who wants to pretend this is a “both sides” thing.  That’s the good part about “damned if you do, damned if you don’t” – that’s when you have the luxury of doing whatever you think is right.

  113. 113.

    WaterGirl

    December 18, 2019 at 11:00 pm

    @frosty: Thank you so much for that!

  114. 114.

    WaterGirl

    December 18, 2019 at 11:01 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: Rut roh!  off to check email.

  115. 115.

    chris

    December 18, 2019 at 11:02 pm

    A moment of levity, nothing to do with the momentous events of the day. I’m still thinking about those.

    The reviews for #CatsMovie has inspired new levels of creativity for reviewers and I could not be more here for it pic.twitter.com/F1kq2v1eJj— River Wells (@riverhwells) December 19, 2019

  116. 116.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 18, 2019 at 11:04 pm

    @Butter Emails:  And if Dump’s father invested half the effort in him, he might not be a Soviet shitpile mobster conman carnival barker.

    Haha, I kid, Fred was a mob-owned pile of shit too.

  117. 117.

    Bill Arnold

    December 18, 2019 at 11:04 pm

    @Yarrow

    Crowd: “TOILETS!”
    The president: “Ten times. Right? Ten times.” He adds, “Not me, of course, not me. But you.”—

    Oh my. [checks notes. reasons.]
    Is there audio or a video yet of the crowd shouting “TOILETS!”?

  118. 118.

    Repatriated

    December 18, 2019 at 11:05 pm

    @frosty:

    I read every word on this blog (FSM help me!) so change it up however you want, it won’t have any effect.
    (Is there a 12-step BJ program?)
    PS Comments it text box, not visual box, first time for me.

    Yes. It’s under the “Open Thread” category. :)

    (Actually, it isn’t.)

  119. 119.

    Yarrow

    December 18, 2019 at 11:05 pm

    @WaterGirl:  Yes, that’s helpful. Thank you. There are a lot of new features on the blog now that I don’t even look at. Like the View By Topic link. Vaguely knew it was there but had forgotten all about it.

  120. 120.

    WaterGirl

    December 18, 2019 at 11:06 pm

    @Gin & Tonic: I added your problem with the  On the Road form to the To Do list for the developers.  I’ll follow up in the morning.

  121. 121.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    December 18, 2019 at 11:07 pm

    @Bill Arnold: 

    Not me, of course, not me. But you.”—

    My God.

    Do they listen to him? I just… My God

    (Brian Williams just referred to the Republican speeches today as “talking points translated from the original Russian”)

  122. 122.

    Yarrow

    December 18, 2019 at 11:08 pm

    @Bill Arnold:  I don’t know but that would be hilarious.

  123. 123.

    WaterGirl

    December 18, 2019 at 11:09 pm

    @Yarrow: I know!  I was so excited about the good stuff in the sidebar and it seems like no one pays any attention to it.  I figure maybe with time…

  124. 124.

    Gin & Tonic

    December 18, 2019 at 11:09 pm

    @WaterGirl:  Thanks.

  125. 125.

    cain

    December 18, 2019 at 11:09 pm

    @Yarrow: 
    We can safely ignore her. The primarliy supporter of the disastrous Iraq war.

  126. 126.

    Yarrow

    December 18, 2019 at 11:10 pm

    @WaterGirl:  I trust Nancy Pelosi to make the best possible decision and think strategically and wisely about what’s best for the country and the Democrats (same thing at this point).

  127. 127.

    dmsilev

    December 18, 2019 at 11:12 pm

    @Bill Arnold: So he’s literally full of shit?

  128. 128.

    NotMax

    December 18, 2019 at 11:13 pm

    Would like to take the occasion to apologize (once again) on behalf of the HI 2nd district for Tulsi Gabbard. Mugwump is much too kind a word for her today.

  129. 129.

    WaterGirl

    December 18, 2019 at 11:13 pm

    @Yarrow: Me, too!

  130. 130.

    Yarrow

    December 18, 2019 at 11:14 pm

    @frosty: @WaterGirl:  Yes, WaterGirl you are unfailingly patient, polite and helpful with people as they struggle with issues with the new site. I appreciate your efforts in remaking the blog and your ongoing willingness to be the face of the developer team so we have someone to ask questions of. You make every effort to answer our questions and address our issues and it’s much appreciated.

  131. 131.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 18, 2019 at 11:15 pm

    @Patricia Kayden: It’s not the spinelessness; it’s that McConnell is a turtle-faced, fascist sack of shit who doesn’t believe in the United States Constitution.

  132. 132.

    WaterGirl

    December 18, 2019 at 11:16 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: I don’t think they listen. His supporters are like a mob that turns into a lynch mob.  They truly are deplorable.

  133. 133.

    Repatriated

    December 18, 2019 at 11:17 pm

    @NotMax: 
    There’s a good word that doesn’t get enough use. Haven’t heard anyone say “mugwump” in decades!

  134. 134.

    NotMax

    December 18, 2019 at 11:18 pm

    @Yarrow

    Yuppers. Free floating attempts at getting ahead of Speaker Pelosi are (especially at this point) really bad fan fiction.

  135. 135.

    WaterGirl

    December 18, 2019 at 11:18 pm

    @mrmoshpotato:

    It’s not the spinelessness; it’s that McConnell is a turtle-faced, fascist sack of shit who doesn’t believe in the United States Constitution.

    You should nominate that as a rotating tag.  Seriously. Soon, I’ll be sending John a list of the tags that have been nominated so far.  I can’t believe there have only been 17 nominated so far.

  136. 136.

    Joseph A Miller

    December 18, 2019 at 11:18 pm

    @Patricia Kayden: He’s not spineless. He’s evil, down to the subatomic level.

  137. 137.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    December 18, 2019 at 11:19 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: 
    totally ruthless and totally self-interested

    I’m not saying it will happen, I’d bet it almost certainly won’t, but if trump were to put McConnell’s place as Majority Leader in jeopardy McConnell will turn on trump in the blink of an eye. trump will never lose the 27%ers, but if McConnell were to let Susan Collins and a couple other pretend to grow a spine and make demands, and MM pretends to have no choice, the Turtle could make like very difficult for trump.

  138. 138.

    Bill Arnold

    December 18, 2019 at 11:20 pm

    @Ken:

    Any thoughts on how would one go about planting an idea among the RWNJs?

    Low end, make an alt gmail email account (2fa at least, because if you’re good it will get attacked) and sign up with a nym on rwnj web sites with comment sections and have a go. You’ll have to decide whether you want to be you or a fake persona or just lightly disguised.  It’s important to thoroughly understand their memetic landscape, without going insane.

  139. 139.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    December 18, 2019 at 11:20 pm

    @NotMax: I saw something on twitter the other day that Tim Ryan has admitted he was wrong about Pelosi. He should’ve asked me, I could’ve told him.

  140. 140.

    Yarrow

    December 18, 2019 at 11:21 pm

    @WaterGirl:  I really like having Recent Comments back. They do seem to be very lagging from time to time. Still, it’s a nice way to see what threads are active. I have gone hunting for the Amazon link since it’s gift shopping season, so I’ve used that. And I’ve kept an eye on John’s Twitter feed.

    As for the new sections, I like Posts section and having the three options for viewing posts. I used the Author one a week or so ago to find something. The Featuring one kind of baffles me. I don’t remember to go there and when I do I’m a little unsure of the category. The Calling All Jackals makes more sense to me because it’s sort of activities around being a regular or contributing commenter: meetups, photo submissions, nominating a rotating tag, etc.

    I’d guess the right column gets used more than you think. Maybe just not in exactly the ways you envisioned.

  141. 141.

    frosty

    December 18, 2019 at 11:22 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    I can’t believe there have only been 17 nominated so far.

    Buncha slacker jackals. This was my favorite part of the rollout. Although I think you’ve only got one from me. :-)

    PS and visual is back!

  142. 142.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 18, 2019 at 11:26 pm

    @WaterGirl: I would’ve gone with “Soviet shitpile” but you know me. ?

  143. 143.

    WaterGirl

    December 18, 2019 at 11:31 pm

    @Yarrow: Thanks for sharing your thoughts.

    I think of the front page posts as the front door to the site and think of most everything else as windows into the various rooms and cubbyholes.

  144. 144.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    December 18, 2019 at 11:31 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:  found it

    Rep. Tim Ryan (D-Ohio), who challenged Pelosi for party leader after Democrats failed to win back the House in 2016, now sings her praises.
    “Nancy Pelosi is the absolute best politician that the Democratic Party has seen since Lyndon Johnson, in my opinion,” Ryan said.
    When asked if he could have done what Pelosi did if he were Democratic leader, Ryan added: “Probably not. … She’s literally in a class by herself.”

  145. 145.

    WaterGirl

    December 18, 2019 at 11:34 pm

    @frosty: The “thank you for submitting your tag” on-screen message was one of my favorite things, and not a single person has noticed it.  Or maybe they did notice it and didn’t find it worth mentioning. :-)

    That’s okay.  I enjoyed all the little details like that, and the 404 error page, and finding fun images for the pie filter.  And of course, CatCake, whom I adore.

    Heading for bed, see you guys on the other side.  What a relief to have this day behind us.

  146. 146.

    Yarrow

    December 18, 2019 at 11:34 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:  At least he finally got there. Most of us got there a decade ago.

  147. 147.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 18, 2019 at 11:35 pm

    @WaterGirl: How many characters can a rotating tag be?

  148. 148.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    December 18, 2019 at 11:36 pm

    @Yarrow:

    I hate though that the edit button disappears everytime I navigate away from the webpage. But that still doesn’t outweigh having nym and email saved

  149. 149.

    WaterGirl

    December 18, 2019 at 11:37 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: There’s not an absolute limit, and that one is kind of long, but I think it could work – it’s all about the space, and if they are too long they don’t look good in the header.

  150. 150.

    WaterGirl

    December 18, 2019 at 11:38 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): Well, hopefully that’s not an either/or thing. The bugs we are seeing should be fixable.

    ‘Night!

  151. 151.

    sdhays

    December 18, 2019 at 11:38 pm

    @Mr. Kite:  I love how she framed it as needing to see what the process is going to be in the Senate before appointing impeachment managers. That way it’s not that she’s withholding anything, she’s just waiting for the Senate to set the terms of the next steps so that she can make an informed decision.

    She’s in her element. No wonder Dump fears her.

  152. 152.

    Yarrow

    December 18, 2019 at 11:42 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka):  The Edit bar is a mystery. Sometimes it’s there; sometimes it’s not. Sometimes a refresh will magically make it appear. Other times refreshing does nothing to make it show up.

    The commenting tabs appear and disappear as well. I prefer typing in the Text tab but it’s an extra click and I forget so I just start typing before I realize I’m in Visual. Today the tabs were gone and Text was the default option. Fine with me since I prefer it. However, I went to post a tweet and didn’t realize the tabs were back since they’d been gone all day. I was in Visual and it posted the code instead of making the tweet look normal. Ugh. Fortunately the Edit bar was available but that kind of thing catches me out every time.

  153. 153.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    December 18, 2019 at 11:42 pm

    Daniel Dale @ ddale8
    2h2 hours ago
    Trump says that you used to press a dishwasher once and it was an “explosion” and five minutes later steam would come out. “Now you press it 12 times. Women tell me.”

    Women tell me.

  154. 154.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    December 18, 2019 at 11:42 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    My esteemed Representative. Gag.

    I’m not sure where that map that Laura Trump posted on Twitter came from, but assuming it’s from 2016, I can make out my county and it was blue, if only barely.

    Of course, that doesn’t matter since the majority of the country lives in those blue areas. And even if she was trying for an EC argument, only it would take is the right amount of Dem votes in the right places to win

  155. 155.

    Yarrow

    December 18, 2019 at 11:43 pm

    @sdhays:  Agree. It makes her look sensible and smart. She’s owning this whole process to the very best of her ability. She’s amazing.

  156. 156.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 18, 2019 at 11:43 pm

    @WaterGirl: Nominated. (Feels wrong to nominate myself. ?)

  157. 157.

    Yarrow

    December 18, 2019 at 11:45 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:  Well no Real Man would use a dishwasher. Duh.

  158. 158.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 18, 2019 at 11:47 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: I’m starting to wonder why Daniel Dale subjects himself to this.

    This. Shit. Is. Bonkers! (and that’s giving it the Dump grading curve!)

  159. 159.

    phdesmond

    December 18, 2019 at 11:48 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: 

    i’m stealing it too — thanks!

  160. 160.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    December 18, 2019 at 11:48 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    Well, that sounds like it’s going well. He sometimes sounds like a schizophrenic. And I suppose his brain dead cultists just nod along

  161. 161.

    SiubhanDuinne

    December 18, 2019 at 11:49 pm

    Hahahahaha! Colbert just showed a particularly droopy photo of Mitch McConnell and said he looks like a “clinically-depressed scrotum.” That is Betty Cracker levels of perfection.

  162. 162.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    December 18, 2019 at 11:55 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    That’s good to hear. Thanks for all of your work on the site rebuild.

    @Yarrow:

    Yeah, it’s weird that it sometimes switches to the text tags and then the visual. I don’t mind either one myself

  163. 163.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 18, 2019 at 11:55 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: Oh that’s going to be fun to watch tomorrow morning.

  164. 164.

    SiubhanDuinne

    December 18, 2019 at 11:59 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: 

    I love his monologues. They’re consistently funny and clever. High-quality writing and exquisite comic timing.

  165. 165.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 19, 2019 at 12:01 am

    Why did Yoda just pop into my head?

    “Motherfucker impeached we did!”

  166. 166.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    December 19, 2019 at 12:02 am

    Dale @ ddale8
    Trump says F-35 pilots are better-looking than Tom Cruise, who is a good guy, with “equal” faces but better bodies.
    Trump begins to mock Schiff’s looks, then says patently falsely, “with Me Too, I never even think about looks anymore, OK? I don’t talk about looks of a male or female,” then says he’ll say, just one last time, that Schiff is “not exactly the best looking guy.”

  167. 167.

    jonas

    December 19, 2019 at 12:04 am

    Even as we impeach Trump’s ass for his attempted extortion of Ukraine, let’s not lose sight of more ongoing criming: corrupt AF Ukrainian oligarchs seeking to weasel out of legal jeopardy in US courts are openly bribing Trump (via his consigliere Giuliani) with baseless accusations against Biden to get themselves off the hook. This is fucking unreal. And what’s doubly hilarious/ironic is that people who for the past two years have been scolding everyone who would listen about how totally illegitimate and unfair it was to pay any attention to the “totally unverified” Steele dossier are now running around with a sheet completely debunked accusations about the Bidens supplied by sketchy eastern European sources saying this is ironclad proof Joe Biden was actually running a vast global criminal empire by night while pretending to be VP by day.

  168. 168.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 19, 2019 at 12:16 am

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: W. T. A. F?

  169. 169.

    TS (the original)

    December 19, 2019 at 12:22 am

    Only just caught up with the press conference – via the late Rachel show. Speaker Pelosi didn’t let the talking heads yelling questions get away with putting words in her mouth – no way which way. She is good. She is very good & so very very close to excellent.

  170. 170.

    Amir Khalid

    December 19, 2019 at 12:23 am

    @frosty: 
    I’ve been commenting here for a decade or thereabouts, and I’ve only just nominated one myself.

  171. 171.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    December 19, 2019 at 12:26 am

    There is. Always. A tweet. Failson edition.

    Donald Trump Jr. @ DonaldJTrumpJr
    10 Sep 2016
    Dear Clintons,

    You know what’s deplorable?

    Being Impeached!!!

  172. 172.

    David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch

    December 19, 2019 at 12:33 am

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:  Win!

  173. 173.

    Bill Arnold

    December 19, 2019 at 12:34 am

    @mrmoshpotato:

    W. T. A. F?

    Do a serenity meditation and then read the thread. Somehow Daniel Dale watches these without taking sanity damage.

  174. 174.

    Mary G

    December 19, 2019 at 12:37 am

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: I hate to be cynical, but all I can think of is that he probably got an internal poll in showing that bitching about Nancy makes him very vulnerable to a primary. Still, always nice when a man admits error. Good for him.

  175. 175.

    Calouste

    December 19, 2019 at 12:39 am

    @sdhays: It also forces McConnell to do something, something constructive. That’s not where his natural talents lie (the man is a nihilist), so he’ll probably screw it up to a certain extent.

  176. 176.

    Mary G

    December 19, 2019 at 12:42 am

    Stealing this. pic.twitter.com/3PLG5pjRSA— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) December 19, 2019

    If you refuse to give Rick Wilson a click, the image is a picture of John McCain with the caption “I like guys who weren’t impeached.”

  177. 177.

    Omnes Omnibus

    December 19, 2019 at 12:43 am

    @Bill Arnold: 

    Somehow Daniel Dale watches these without taking sanity damage.

    We don’t know that. It could take years for the damage to manifest.

  178. 178.

    sab

    December 19, 2019 at 12:45 am

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): It’s not schizophrenia (I had a schizophrenic sister-in-law.) She was a lovely girl despite the madness.

    Trump is narcissistic personality disorder ( NOTHING is lovely about them) combined with senile dementia.

    Not all mental illness is the same.

  179. 179.

    Yarrow

    December 19, 2019 at 12:47 am

    @Calouste: I also liked that the newspundits were all like, “Wow, we didn’t really expect that” when Nancy wouldn’t commit to sending the articles to the Senate right away. It was kind of funny to see them caught off guard. One minute they were all, “So the articles will go to the Senate now” and the next they were all, “Uhhh…”

  180. 180.

    Ilefttxwhenannlost

    December 19, 2019 at 12:47 am

    @BC in Illinois: so bigly

  181. 181.

    rikyrah

    December 19, 2019 at 12:49 am

    Thank you, Democrats???

  182. 182.

    rikyrah

    December 19, 2019 at 12:50 am

    @Patricia Kayden:

     

    truth ??

  183. 183.

    Yarrow

    December 19, 2019 at 12:53 am

    So, we know the Republicans are corrupt. Wouldn’t this be a good time for some juicy dirt on high level Republicans or the GOP in general to drop. You know, just after the House Dems have entered their full support for Trump and his crimes into the Congressional record but before the articles get to the Senate.

  184. 184.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 19, 2019 at 12:53 am

    @SiubhanDuinne: That clip has been uploaded on Colbert’s channel.  Moscow Mitch is a scrotal sack.

  185. 185.

    rikyrah

    December 19, 2019 at 12:56 am

    They fired the NEW Ambassador to Ukraine??

  186. 186.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 19, 2019 at 12:57 am

    @Bill Arnold: And I don’t know how he does it.  Back to my horror movie documentary.

  187. 187.

    Yarrow

    December 19, 2019 at 12:59 am

    @rikyrah:  Yep.

  188. 188.

    rikyrah

    December 19, 2019 at 1:00 am

    The Impeachment Theme Song?????

    https://youtu.be/9G8c2jO_oT0

  189. 189.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    December 19, 2019 at 1:04 am

    John Dingell @ JohnDingell
    24 Dec 2018
    We’ve had presidents of almost every stripe, but this one will be remembered as the smallest and most vile. A petty man with no interest in a greater good for us all. All I want for Christmas is January 20th, 2021.

  190. 190.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    December 19, 2019 at 1:11 am

    @rikyrah:
    @Yarrow:
    Acting Ambassador Bill Taylor, right? This is transparent retaliation and shouldn’t be allowed. Taylor was acting in good faith and should be protected.

    Being the third president to be impeached must be eating Trump alive

  191. 191.

    Mary G

    December 19, 2019 at 1:12 am

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: After Charlottesville:

    I signed up to fight Nazis 73 years ago and I'll do it again if I have to.Hatred, bigotry, & fascism should have no place in this country.— John Dingell (@JohnDingell) August 12, 2017

    What happened yesterday was radical terrorism, @realDonaldTrump.Refusal to identify it, denounce it, & fight it makes one complicit in it.— John Dingell (@JohnDingell) August 13, 2017

  192. 192.

    Misterpuff

    December 19, 2019 at 1:14 am

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: Its a metaphor.

  193. 193.

    sab

    December 19, 2019 at 1:15 am

    @sab: Narcississts are B cluster. They do not have or understand empathy. This is who they are. They do not care about anyone but themselves, and themselves is not an actual person. It is just a quivering pile of insecurities. These are horrible people.

    B cluster borderline are difficult to deal with but actual people with promise. The rest of B cluster should be shot like raabid dogs. They are that toxic.

  194. 194.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    December 19, 2019 at 1:18 am

    @sab: 
    I remember reading while taking my psych nursing course this fall that in antisocial personality disorder (sociopathy), at least, symptoms tend to subside after age 40

  195. 195.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    December 19, 2019 at 1:24 am

    @sab: 
    I don’t think that all mental illness is the same. It’s just that his speech patterns are sometimes disordered and remind me of how some people with schizophrenia speak. I didn’t mean any offense

  196. 196.

    Jay

    December 19, 2019 at 1:24 am

    Right now, you can help us get 1000s of violent hate speakers banned from Twitter permanently.Click on this search, go to "Latest" tweets. Report all the violent tweets. Retweet and spread the word. https://t.co/lGGd0pOpTu pic.twitter.com/sDIbHegQbZ— Chad Loder ➐ (@chadloder) December 19, 2019

    It’s late, but if you are bored, the MAGATs and Trolls are out in force making death threats, a few clicks can get them banned.

  197. 197.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    December 19, 2019 at 1:28 am

    @Jay:

    It never ceases to amaze me that losers like that will make public death threats that can be traced to them. The Secret Service is going to be working overtime I’m sure

  198. 198.

    Jay

    December 19, 2019 at 1:29 am

    Jesus was crucified to save an undeserving humanity from sin; Trump was elected to save people who own Truck Nutz from feeling bad about using the n-word in public. https://t.co/AXSFTXXlZ8— TwoArticleHat (@Popehat) December 18, 2019

    Night all, it was a great day.

  199. 199.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    December 19, 2019 at 1:32 am

    @Jay: 
    Good night!

  200. 200.

    Sister Golden Bear

    December 19, 2019 at 1:32 am

    I’ve been enjoying a nice bottle of champagne and a celebratory edible. Because California.

  201. 201.

    smike

    December 19, 2019 at 1:37 am

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    Like

    clicked.

  202. 202.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 19, 2019 at 1:42 am

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): In Kathy Griffin’s A Hell of a Story, she recounts people sending her death threats with their real return addresses.

  203. 203.

    Ruckus

    December 19, 2019 at 1:44 am

    @dmsilev: 
    Yes. yes he is.
    Absolutely so full of shit that he breaks all the shit-O-meters within 100 miles of his presence.

  204. 204.

    Aleta

    December 19, 2019 at 1:46 am

    He’s got a dark conspiracy theory/campaign theme up on his twitter. Is this kind of thing what Bannon does?

  205. 205.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    December 19, 2019 at 1:51 am

    @mrmoshpotato:

    Fucking lol, that I didn’t know. A envelope doesn’t even need a return address!

  206. 206.

    mrmoshpotato

    December 19, 2019 at 1:54 am

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): Yup. FBI agents loved those threats.

  207. 207.

    joel hanes

    December 19, 2019 at 1:57 am

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka):

    The Secret Service is going to be working overtime I’m sure

    I’ve sometimes wondered what it must have been like to buffer the Obamas from the right wing.   I don’t remember seeing anything about any threats and attempted assaults, but I’m kinda thinking there must have been …

    a few

  208. 208.

    Mrs. D. Ranged in AZ

    December 19, 2019 at 2:00 am

    @joel hanes there was actually quite a lot of news about threats against the Obamas. In fact secret service reported that threats against President Obama were up something like 400% from previous presidents.

  209. 209.

    prostratedragon

    December 19, 2019 at 2:17 am

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: 
    Is that ever too much information!

  210. 210.

    prostratedragon

    December 19, 2019 at 2:28 am

    @rikyrah:

    Needs more verses!
    (Of course, since this was two years ago he might have written a whole operatic cycle by now.)

  211. 211.

    Amir Khalid

    December 19, 2019 at 2:56 am

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: 
    I don’t quite understand the dig at Tom Cruise. Did Cruise say something lately to disturb the serenity of His Orangeness?

  212. 212.

    Martin

    December 19, 2019 at 3:13 am

    Pelosi’s ‘knock it off’ move was wonderful. John Bercow has nothing on her.

  213. 213.

    Martin

    December 19, 2019 at 3:14 am

    @Amir Khalid: I think Trump believes that Tom Cruise is so ugly that he makes the plane visible in the Top Gun trailer.

  214. 214.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    December 19, 2019 at 3:40 am

    @Martin: Wait, Tom Cruise was on my street New Years Day 2018?

  215. 215.

    J R in WV

    December 19, 2019 at 3:47 am

    I read Daniel Dale’s report of Trump’s Rally in Battle Creek, MI last evening. More deranged than usual, it appeared. Maybe totally deranged. Maybe something is bothering Trump? What could it be>?

  216. 216.

    Zinsky

    December 19, 2019 at 5:28 am

    @kindness: 

    I’m sure the Russian trolls are working overtime at the Internet Research Agency in St. Petersburg, concocting fairy tales about how Trump was “railroaded” and impeachment is a “coup” (actually Mike Pence would become president) to help ensure the FoxNews and Breitbart minions continue to prop up this loathsome geriatric criminal.

  217. 217.

    WaterGirl

    December 19, 2019 at 9:37 am

    @Martin: I know!  That gesture with her hand was a thing of beauty!  Yutsano is right, her nana skills come in very handy in the House.

  218. 218.

    tam1MI

    December 19, 2019 at 1:39 pm

    @J R in WV: The scads of demonstrators outside his little itty-bitty venue?

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