Those perfidious Democrats, wanting to impeach Trump since Day 1 just because he's been committing impeachable offenses since Day 1
— Scott Lemieux (@LemieuxLGM) December 19, 2019
I go pick up the pizza, bring it back to the drowning men & say "I have this 1 life vest. I'll give it to 1 of you but u have to do us a favor first".
— Deirdre (@Deirdre131) December 18, 2019
WE JUST DID BITCH https://t.co/Rr7r4Zam83
— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) December 19, 2019
Donald Trump on impeachment in 2014: "Do you think Obama seriously wants to be impeached? … He would be a mess. He would be thinking about nothing but. It would be a horror show for him. It would be an absolute embarrassment. It would go down on his record permanently." pic.twitter.com/CM9uf8Fvv0
— John Whitehouse (@existentialfish) December 6, 2019
Here's what really pisses me off: President Obama was constantly criticized for "failing" to unite the country. He fucking tried to unite this country and be everyone's president.
No one ever expects Trump to that. He's a piece of shit & we're expected to ignore that.
— LONG LIVE THE DEEP STATE ???? (@OjPats4) December 19, 2019
Technically it’s only impeachment if it’s from the Impeachment region of France, otherwise it’s just Sparkling Crime
— Sarah Parcak (@indyfromspace) December 18, 2019
It makes sense! If you oppose the impeachment of the 21st century Andrew Johnson you should oppose the impeachment of the original https://t.co/2CXMrkOlEi
— Scott Lemieux (@LemieuxLGM) December 19, 2019
Jesus was crucified to save an undeserving humanity from sin; Trump was elected to save people who own Truck Nutz from feeling bad about using the n-word in public. https://t.co/AXSFTXXlZ8
— TwoArticleHat (@Popehat) December 18, 2019
Time to make good on your promise @JoeySalads pic.twitter.com/8wvul8t6We
— Ethan Klein (@h3h3productions) December 19, 2019
“… and things got out of hand.”
"Forget the myths the media created about the White House. The truth is, these aren't very bright guys, and things got out of hand." pic.twitter.com/8ZoovuUAFT
— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) March 3, 2017
Ruckus
I wonder how many people would stand in line with a rusty cleaver to help Joey Salads with his promise. I also wonder what Joey is going to say to get out of his promise….
Doug R
I’d throw in the life vest and a broken pool cue:
https://media1.tenor.com/images/206fbe5a461bfab26759c929d8d972d7/tenor.gif?itemid=9193504
NotoriousJRT
@Ruckus:
He thought impeached = removed, no doubt,
Amir Khalid
Who the fish nicknames himself Joey Salads? And why specifically the “Left” one?
Amir Khalid
@Ruckus:
That one’s easy: “Promise? What promise?” Also delete the tweet, and Robert is your Pater’s male sibling.
Nicole
@Amir Khalid:
It’s the liberal one?
mrmoshpotato
Leningrad Lindsay has a sad that Dump has been impeached. Awwww….fuck ’em.
Anne Laurie
@Amir Khalid:
There was a locker-room theory, when I was in high school 50 years ago, that a man’s dominant handedness determined which of his testicles was larger. In the intervening years, I have heard the ‘my left testicle’ construction used in vulgar parlance. So Mr. Saladino was, one presumes, offering to sacrifice his less personally valuable appendage…
scav
@Anne Laurie: Well, then, why don’t we offer to take his left brain hemisphere? He’s really not using that appendage. I mean, if we’re feeling kind and charitable and all that.
JoyceH
I saw some clips from tonight’s rally, which was as crazed as advertised. But I was struck by Trump’s appearance – did anyone else think he was made up darker than usual? Are they slathering on more layers of makeup to hide some sort of skin condition?
?BillinGlendaleCA
@NotoriousJRT: Yeah, this was just impeachment lite.
montanareddog
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montanareddog
There seems to be still some debate in the Democratic caucus of whether to send the articles of impeachment over immediately, or delay a bit.
I do like Nonna’s tactic of delaying until the Senate decides upon its trial procedures, though.
If they are sent over immediately, and the narrative becomes that it is a win for the Repugs, there will be lots of counterfactual concern-trolling from the pundits. If they are delayed, and the narrative is a win for the Repugs, ditto.
A genuine question: since the two articles were voted upon separately, could Nonna send one over now and another one later and there be two trials?
Chris Johnson
I don’t think Russia wants Trump to remain President.
The guy’s an asshole and Pence would be a much more useful puppet, or Paul Ryan, or whatever other traitor R they’ve got in their pocket. Trump is a liability to Russia, not just to us. He’s only good as a wrecking ball and has not extracted all the concessions for Russia that he could have, were he competent.
I think one possible outcome is this: the Republicans continue to play to the deplorables with their Jesus analogies, but that’s because Trump is due to play the martyr. They’ll have a few key Rs to ‘betray’ him so he gets ‘removed’ and replaced with a better puppet, and then they’ll protect the sacrificial ‘betrayers’ and fire up a literal civil war, and see to it that whatever right wing nutjobs they control are driven totally berserk.
I’m convinced some of these guys are playing Putin’s game, and Trump is not: he’s a narcissist and a dumpster fire and only wants to protect himself. Russia can do more damage to the US by taking him out in a staged impeachment that leaves some other Russian stooge still in charge, but sets up a martyr narrative. Maybe they’ll even Epstein him: give him a ‘suicide’, or actively whack him pretending to be Hillary Clinton’s hit squad or some shit like that.
It’s really important to know that none of these people are truly loyal to Trump. And he knows it. There is no retirement plan for being the Putin puppet, not if you’re more useful as a martyr.
Matt McIrvin
@Chris Johnson: I think Putin has much less direct control over the US than you’re implying, and I also think he thinks like a troll, not a master strategist. He wants Trump in there to weaken the United States and cause international chaos. That’s all.
James E Powell
@montanareddog:
It would be good to watch the Republicans argue with each other about whether they are going to have a real trial.
m0nty
While it is true that Trump has not succeeded in lifting sanctions on Russia, he is still Putin’s best asset to get it done, and the longer he stays in power the more chaos is sown in his enemy.
TS (the original)
@NotoriousJRT:
As did most of the people replying to that tweet.
evodevo
@Amir Khalid: Probably from that old expression “I’d give my left nut for ….”
p.a.
I have No expectation of it taking this long, but as a civics question: if the Impeachment Arts are not sent over until the new Congress is sworn in, are they still valid? (Say if it were a mid-term election, or if impeached Pres were to be reelected)
p.s. remember civics? what do schools call it now?
Just One More Canuck
@Amir Khalid: sounds like a mob nickname
NotMax
@p.a.
There’s precedent of a sort with what happened in the case of Clinton. Impeachment on two articles passed during a lame duck session in mid-December ’98, the trial began in the Senate of the new Congress in January ’99.
Boris, Rasputin's Evil Twin
@Amir Khalid: Perhaps the right one will be made into a pendant for Nancy Smash!
captnkurt
Good Lord, he even posted a fake “I kept my promise” pic of him in a hospital gown and a faux letter from the fictitious “National Testicle Association” thanking him for his donation of his left one.
schrodingers_cat
I am proud of both my party, for impeaching the lawless tyrant and the city of my birth for showing the ruling Junta in Delhi that India is more than the sum of it parts.
schrodingers_cat
OT Home Improvement question.
Does anyone have a solar water heater? And how do you like it? We are considering upgrading to it because the Commonwealth has great subsidies but I am in the research phase. So no commitment yet made.
Thanks.