Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

And we’re all out of bubblegum.

The willow is too close to the house.

A snarling mass of vitriolic jackals

Everybody saw this coming.

It’s the corruption, stupid.

I see no possible difficulties whatsoever with this fool-proof plan.

“But what about the lurkers?”

Red lights blinking on democracy’s dashboard

Our job is not to persuade republicans but to defeat them.

We’ve had enough carrots to last a lifetime. break out the sticks.

People are complicated. Love is not.

T R E 4 5 O N

If you’re pissed about Biden’s speech, he was talking about you.

I did not have telepathic declassification on my 2022 bingo card.

Nothing worth doing is easy.

I did not have this on my fuck 2022 bingo card.

Republican obstruction dressed up as bipartisanship. Again.

Reality always lies in wait for … Democrats.

I’d like to think you all would remain faithful to me if i ever tried to have some of you killed.

I’d try pessimism, but it probably wouldn’t work.

Conservatism: there are some people the law protects but does not bind and others who the law binds but does not protect.

“Jesus paying for the sins of everyone is an insult to those who paid for their own sins.”

My years-long effort to drive family and friends away has really paid off this year.

You cannot shame the shameless.

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Impeachment Inquiry Open Thread: The Reason for the Season

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  4. 4.

    TaMara (HFG)

    If we spend all of 2020 working hard and working smart, Donald Trump will spend next Christmas hiding under his desk and crying, because he’ll know his arrest is coming the minute the next president is inaugurated.

    Here’s to 2020. Now get to work!

    I’m in.

  5. 5.

    Baud

    Less than a year from now, we’ll have a clearer picture of our future.  Or at least a picture that is muddled in a fundamentally different way than today.

  11. 11.

    debbie

    Did you hear him telling someone on Christmas Eve that he hadn’t bought his wife a present yet, that he was “still working on it,” but he had bought her a nice card? Five bucks says he ended up going through Kellyanne’s regifting box.

  13. 13.

    Geoduck

    I wonder if the Shaitgibbon is aware of how brittle his support in the Senate must ultimately be. I suppose he’d be totally shocked if Moscow Mitch does see a disastrous series of polls and turns on him.

  15. 15.

    Jay C

    What’s interesting about that red-and-blue graph is that there is a sudden jump in opinion (significantly AGAINST Trump) on/about Dec. 17 or 18. Which I think was the date of that insane 6-page letter to Nancy Pelosi. Which I’m guessing, he released (or more likely and accurately, went against probably-universal advice NOT to release) in the hopes of boosting his “position” with the public; but, as with Most Things Trump, ended up  making it worse for himself.

    Stable genius, indeed.

  16. 16.

    Frankensteinbeck

    @Jay C:

    as with Most Things Trump, ended up making it worse for himself.

    Nothing the Democrats do seems to affect Trump’s polls at all.  It was the ‘transcript’ confession that hit his numbers and started the impeachment.  He can’t stop self-impeaching.  I honestly don’t know whether to give Pelosi credit for spotting he had a gun in his mouth and would pull the trigger eventually or not.

  17. 17.

    Chris T.

    @Jay C: That’s “stable” as in What you scrape out of the stable after the horses have been in there a while, eating and, well, doing the thing animals do after they eat.

  18. 18.

    lgerard

    @debbie:

    Did you hear him telling someone on Christmas Eve that he hadn’t bought his wife a present yet, that he was “still working on it,” but he had bought her a nice card? Five bucks says he ended up going through Kellyanne’s regifting box.

    There is always that painting of himself

    Some people say it is worth $10,000

  21. 21.

    Bex

    @debbie: Doesn’t he have People who do that sort of gift shopping?  How about a new jacket with no writing on the back?  Maybe a make-over of Marian Robinson’s old White House rooms?  Oh, wait, a gold frame for her Einstein visa.  A knock-off pair of Manolos because he won’t spring for the real thing?  The possibilities are endless…

  22. 22.

    Ruckus

    If we work hard and well we should have him hiding under his desk long before next xmas.

    Either that or maybe he’ll pull a real life Mr. Creosote. He’s not quite that portly but we shouldn’t quibble about such a minor issue.

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