I almost re-ran an old post about a New Year’s Day fiasco since it looks like we could use an open thread, and I’m not really up to producing fresh content at the moment. But real life (in Wisconsin) provided a better alternative. From Channel 58 in Milwaukee (via @sammitchh101):
WAUKESHA (CBS 58) — One Waukesha homeowner was in for a surprise when she woke up and found a stranger sleeping on her dog’s bed next to her 150-pound Mastiff.
According to the Waukesha Police reports, an unknown man entered an unlocked home on Cardinal Drive around 5:20 a.m. Tuesday.
The owner of the home called 911 to report that the stranger was sleeping on the dog’s bed in the living room and may have entered through an unlocked side door.
Police made contact with the man who was heavily intoxicated after celebrating New Year’s Eve. According to police reports, he accidentally entered the wrong residence and fell asleep next to the dog.
The man was returned to his home where he lives with his mom.
No complaint was filed.
Glad no complaint was filed, but I hope the cops provided a full report to the mom. Open thread!
