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You are here: Home / Politics / Crimes against humanity / And A Lagniappe…

And A Lagniappe…

by Tom Levenson|  January 3, 20207:33 pm| 69 Comments

This post is in: Crimes against humanity, Iran, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome, Decline and Fall, Peak Wingnut Was a Lie!, Their Motto: Apocalypse Now

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The AP is reporting another US drone strike in Iraq:

Another airstrike almost exactly 24 hours after the one that killed Soleimani hit two cars carrying Iran-backed militia north of Baghdad, killing five people, an Iraqi official said. He spoke on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to talk to reporters. The Iran-backed Popular Mobilization Forces confirmed the strike, saying it targeted one of its medical convoys near the stadium in Taji, north of Baghdad. The group denied any of its top leaders were killed.

I hope that every American in Iraq is taking really good care of their personal security; they are all targets now.

And I really hope against hope that the millions of Iraqis and Iranians in the crossfire don’t get further grief added to the tally of misery they’ve experienced for decades now.

And A Lagniappe...

And finally, I’ll note that war when pursued by sober and prudent leaders, who define their goals, identify strategy and tactics that can plausibly lead to those ends, and enact an ongoing process that can deal with what happens when any plan makes contact with the opposition is still a wasteful, tragic, destructive and always contingent and hugely risky proposition.

And then there is the GOP, and the whole feckless troupe of Trumpanzees.

Fuck.

Here’s a John Prine song that seems way too on point today:

 

Image: Peter Paul Rubens, Massacre of the Innocents, between 1611 and 1612

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  1. 1.

    Formerly disgruntled in Oregon

    January 3, 2020 at 7:43 pm

    That John Prine song is beautiful, Tom. I hadn’t heard that one before.

  2. 2.

    Frankensteinbeck

    January 3, 2020 at 7:43 pm

    I think the Iraqi government is going to tell the US we’re persona non grata, which will greatly increase Iran’s strength in the region.  I don’t think even Trump would re-invade Iraq.  He seems to have gotten enough courage or desperation to try ordering air strike assassinations to try and get the public to praise him like they did Obama, but a ground war is many levels past that.

  3. 3.

    Spanky

    January 3, 2020 at 7:45 pm

    From Cole’s twitter feed over there on the right:

    I think the thing that amazes me the most about the rightwingers is how badass they all think they are after we blew up some guy with a drone.

    It’s been this way for decades, since well before Cole himself was rolling through the desert. No sign of it stopping, and now we have guys at the top who get off on the same thing.

  4. 4.

    Sister Rail Gun of Warm Humanitarianism

    January 3, 2020 at 7:49 pm

    Heard a report that the Selective Service website crashed today from all the people looking up how to get an exemption.

  5. 5.

    trollhattan

    January 3, 2020 at 7:50 pm

    @Formerly disgruntled in Oregon: 
    The singing postman has a way with words.

  6. 6.

    Formerly disgruntled in Oregon

    January 3, 2020 at 7:55 pm

    @trollhattan: Yes, he does. And one of my favorite voices.

  7. 7.

    mrmoshpotato

    January 3, 2020 at 7:56 pm

    @Sister Rail Gun of Warm Humanitarianism: It seems to still be broken.  Glad Shrub didn’t use it after 9/11.

  8. 8.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    January 3, 2020 at 7:58 pm

    Well to be honest, when they killed Solomini they called down the whirlwind, the militias are still there and capable of considerable violance,  so if anything this is too little.  To paraphrase Sherman, get to being nice or get to the killing because the in-between just prolongs the agony.  The message from the Dems looks to be “this isn’t a game stupid” and that’s exactly how the Trump admin is treating it.

  9. 9.

    Aleta

    January 3, 2020 at 7:58 pm

    (Post live blog)

    U.S. defense contractors, which have benefited financially from the long-running wars in Iraq in Afghanistan, are among Wall Street’s few beneficiaries of heightened tensions in the Middle East, analysts said. Stock prices of most major defense manufacturers closed several points higher Friday even as climbing oil prices appeared to hurt major stock indices.

    Lockheed Martin stock closed 3.6 percent higher Friday after languishing for the past month; Raytheon stock increased 1.48 percent; General Dynamics closed about 1 percent higher; and Northrop Grumman stock jumped 5.45 percent. Government services contractors like CACI and SAIC saw smaller price increases.

  10. 10.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    January 3, 2020 at 8:03 pm

    @Aleta: Wallstreet being idiots; you don’t need F-35s with what is going on in Iraq.  Even if it turns into a regional war, the serious fighting will be over long before anything ordered today will be ready. This is good news for beans, bullets and services.

  11. 11.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    January 3, 2020 at 8:07 pm

    And under “We’ve always been at war with Eurasia”

    https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-biggest-fox-news-boosters-234154938.html

    Over the past 24 hours, however, incessant Fox griping over “deep state” suddenly went quiet, replaced by sober pleas that—when it comes to the info allegedly justifying Trump’s ordered airstrike killing Iran’s top general Qassem Soleimani—the U.S. intelligence community’s findings should be heeded and taken seriously as unimpeachably correct information.

    Orwell never realized you could have a totalitarian state and a democracy exist side by side in the same country.

  12. 12.

    Keith P.

    January 3, 2020 at 8:08 pm

    Not small odds that Trump nukes Iraq and/or Iran before year-end.

  13. 13.

    mrmoshpotato

    January 3, 2020 at 8:14 pm

    @Keith P.: Why not a 3rd country too?

    “Truman was a total loser! He only dropped 2 atomic bombs.”

    I say draft cards should be sent to the 63 million fascists who voted for this POS and the thousands that needed to feel pure about their votes. Happy warring, you fucks!

  14. 14.

    Virginia

    January 3, 2020 at 8:17 pm

    Oh god. Never heard that song from John.

    Perfect.

    Thank you, Tom.

  15. 15.

    patrick II

    January 3, 2020 at 8:22 pm

    We should not forget how inane the beginnings of and predictable this military action was. Obama signed an agreement with Iran. Trump, out of petty jealousy, thoughtless stupidity and a foreign policy philosophy built almost entirely on coercion, abrogated that agreement. The re-imposition of sanctions have harmed Iran’s economy and tensions have inevitably spiraled upward, as they will continue to do. Something like this was going to happen from the day Trump was elected president, and it will only get worse until he leaves.

  16. 16.

    Sister Rail Gun of Warm Humanitarianism

    January 3, 2020 at 8:28 pm

    In happier news, saw a TV ad today for Thom Tillis’ upcoming opponent. I think the local Dems have found a good one.

  17. 17.

    pat

    January 3, 2020 at 8:28 pm

    @patrick II: Obama signed an agreement with Iran. Trump, out of petty jealousy, thoughtless stupidity and a foreign policy philosophy built almost entirely on coercion, abrogated that agreement. The re-imposition of sanctions have harmed Iran’s economy and tensions have inevitably spiraled upward, as they will continue to do.

    Funny that this is not being emphasized in the MSM news (NBC, even MSNBC seems to not want to go back that far.)

  18. 18.

    Sister Rail Gun of Warm Humanitarianism

    January 3, 2020 at 8:32 pm

    It was a VoteVets ad. Cunningham was going to run to Lt. Governor this cycle and switched to the Senate race.

  19. 19.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    January 3, 2020 at 8:35 pm

    @Aleta: SAIC is employee owned, it doesn’t actually trade.

  20. 20.

    Evil_Paul

    January 3, 2020 at 8:37 pm

    Okay so…not a foreign policy expert here or anything…but it seems to me that the chances of Iran’s retaliation coming in the form of a slow play diplomatic move that forces America out of Iraq and weakens the sanctions regime is getting lower and lower.

  21. 21.

    RepubAnon

    January 3, 2020 at 8:38 pm

    @Aleta:

    Come on Wall Street, don’t be slow,
    Why man, this is war au-go-go
    There’s plenty good money to be made
    By supplying the Army with the tools of its trade,
    – Country Joe and the Fish Vietnam War Song.

  22. 22.

    Jay

    January 3, 2020 at 8:41 pm

    So junior birdman/investigator Scott Stedman has been working with Val Broeksmit, the adopted son of DB banker and burned NYT subject to put together the link between Trump's bankruptcy, magical comeback and …Russia's VTB underwriting Trump's loans. https://t.co/1xhyp02qUk pic.twitter.com/TeTEI8hYBg— Robert Young Pelton (@RYP__) January 3, 2020

  23. 23.

    pat

    January 3, 2020 at 8:49 pm

    @pat:

    Chris Hayes kind of went there…

  24. 24.

    Chyron HR

    January 3, 2020 at 8:57 pm

    “B-b-but Trump PROMISED he’d be better than Shillary!” – Bernard S., Burlington VT

  25. 25.

    Adam L Silverman

    January 3, 2020 at 8:59 pm

    @Enhanced Voting Techniques: Everyone of those companies provide butts in seats. So Lockheed Martin, Northrop Grumman, and Raytheon all provide government services just like SAIC and CACI. And that’s why their stock prices went up. The bet being made is that requests for personnel will be put out as build outs of existing QA/QC and omnibus contracts. Or that new ones to meet new requirements will be put out for competition.

  26. 26.

    Adam L Silverman

    January 3, 2020 at 9:02 pm

    @Enhanced Voting Techniques: Orwell never got a chance to visit Bibi Netanyahu’s Israel.

  27. 27.

    Baud

    January 3, 2020 at 9:02 pm

    @Chyron HR:

    C’mon. I also dislike him very much, but like Trump, it’s exhausting to keep bringing him up at random times in random posts.

  28. 28.

    David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch

    January 3, 2020 at 9:05 pm

     

    In order to get elected, @BarackObama will start a war with Iran.

    — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 29, 2011

    I always said @BarackObama will attack Iran, in some form, prior to the election.

    — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 16, 2012

    Don’t let Obama play the Iran card in order to start a war in order to get elected–be careful Republicans!

    — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 22, 2012

    I predict that President Obama will at some point attack Iran in order to save face!

    — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 16, 2013

     

    It’s always projection

  29. 29.

    Frankensteinbeck

    January 3, 2020 at 9:06 pm

    @Chyron HR:

    B-b-but Trump PROMISED he’d be better than Shillary

    I recall commenters on this blog telling me Hillary would start a war with Iran immediately because she felt like she had to prove that she had bigger balls than any man.

  30. 30.

    Mj_Oregon

    January 3, 2020 at 9:08 pm

    From Jim Wright – Stonekettle Station – on FB today

    <knock knock>

    Surgeon General: You wanted to see me, Mr. President?

    Trump: Oh, good! You’re here. Come in! Come in!

    Surgeon General: They said it was an emergency?

    Trump: Yes! Yes! Terrible emergency. We have do something!

    Surgeon General: Is this about vaping?

    Trump: What? No!

    Surgeon General: The Opioid Epidemic?

    Trump: Nobody cares about that! Never mind that!

    Surgeon General: I’m confused, Mr. President.

    Trump: You’re a doctor, right?

    Surgeon General: Yes?

    Trump: Like the head doctor of the United States of Tru… America, right? You work for me? Right? You have to do what I say?

    Surgeon General: Sort of, I guess.

    Trump: You heard about Iran?

    Surgeon General: Iran?

    Trump: Yes! Iran! We’re gonna be at war with Iran. Probably by lunch.

    Surgeon General: I thought you fired John Bolton?

    Trump: What?

    Surgeon General: I’m lost, Sir.

    Trump: Dammit, man! My feet are killing me. I can hardly walk. It just came on out of the blue.

    Surgeon General: Your … feet?

    Trump: I’m going to need a note.

    Surgeon General:

    Trump:

    Surgeon General: A note?

    Trump: It’s genetic. Runs in the family. My dad had it too. Had to leave Germany because of it. So, I’ll need a note for the whole family, Don, Eric, Ivanka, and, uh, whatsername? The other daughter.

    Surgeon General: You need a note excusing you from war?

    Trump: Baron too, just in case it goes long.

  31. 31.

    rikyrah

    January 3, 2020 at 9:09 pm

    Latest polling

    Black voters Biden 43Sanders 15Warren 9 Booker 5Castro/Yang 3Buttigieg/Klobuchar 0 https://t.co/WGF6J5HtMM— Federico Chispas (@dfsparks) January 3, 2020

  32. 32.

    rikyrah

    January 3, 2020 at 9:10 pm

    @rikyrah:

     

    #National @Harris_X_/@Thehill Poll (12/27-28):Biden 28%Sanders 16%Warren 11%Bloomberg 11%Buttigieg 6%Booker 2%Klobuchar 2%Yang 2%Castro 2%Delaney 2%Gabbard 2%— Political Polls (@Politics_Polls) January 3, 2020

  33. 33.

    Baud

    January 3, 2020 at 9:12 pm

    @rikyrah: Bloomberg is at 11%?

     

    Ugh.

  34. 34.

    Omnes Omnibus

    January 3, 2020 at 9:14 pm

    @Baud: Maybe they misspelled Baud.

  35. 35.

    The Dangerman

    January 3, 2020 at 9:15 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA:

    Was driving the 134/210  westbound interchange yesterday (Note To Self: Driving through Pasadena on the day AFTER the Rose Parade/Bowl is still a bad idea) and damn near drove off the road when I saw the “Barack H. Obama Freeway” sign. Considered whipping out the saws all for a quick souvenir, but figured the thousands of witnesses, plus my getaway driving at speeds generally reserved for skateboards, made this a bad idea.

    When did THAT happen? I drive that stretch fairly frequently and don’t recall seeing it previously. It’s new or I need to consider adjusting my meds.

  36. 36.

    Brachiator

    January 3, 2020 at 9:15 pm

    @RepubAnon:

    Come on Wall Street, don’t be slow,
    Why man, this is war au-go-go
    There’s plenty good money to be made
    By supplying the Army with the tools of its trade,

    – Country Joe and the Fish Vietnam War Song.

    And it’s one, two, three,

    What are we fighting for?

    Don’t ask me, I don’t give a damn,

    Next stop is Vietnam…

    Now, via Iraq and Iran.

  37. 37.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    January 3, 2020 at 9:20 pm

    For today, I gave up on speculating about Trump’s actions and what will happen now. Instead I worked a big jigsaw puzzle and read Backman’s BEARTOWN.  It’s just draining to be governed by crazy grandpa. I’m hoping the world will still be here tomorrow. I can catch up then.

  38. 38.

    Brachiator

    January 3, 2020 at 9:22 pm

    @Frankensteinbeck:

    I recall commenters on this blog telling me Hillary would start a war with Iran immediately because she felt like she had to prove that she had bigger balls than any man.

    And the irony is that Trump may be starting a war, and he ain’t got no balls at all.

  39. 39.

    David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch

    January 3, 2020 at 9:24 pm

    General Barry McCaffrey:

    If it had been a covert action, maybe you could have said it was worth it as a signal to the Iranians that we’re getting sick of this, but when Trump personally wanted to take credit for it, then he put down a marker were there is bound to be serious trouble in the coming weeks.

    ***

    But in this case, it was clearly impulsive, ill thought out, no strategy behind it; probably no good will come from it in the longer run.

    What we’ve seen from this administration there is no longer a national security council where the elements of American power sit down to consider options, analysis them and make decisions.

    Holy crow this is really amateur hour and no good will come from it.

  40. 40.

    NotMax

    January 3, 2020 at 9:25 pm

    @Dorothy A. Winsor

    Wise move. As opposed to electric vehicles, when it comes to people unplugging for multiple hours allows recharging.

  41. 41.

    raven

    January 3, 2020 at 9:26 pm

    @RepubAnon: It’s called “Feel Like I’m Fixin To Die Rag”.

  42. 42.

    Baud

    January 3, 2020 at 9:28 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    It was probably a butterfly poll.

  43. 43.

    David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch

    January 3, 2020 at 9:29 pm

    @rikyrah:

     

    @Baud:

     

    It’s an online poll.  (photo)

  44. 44.

    raven

    January 3, 2020 at 9:31 pm

    Red and swollen tears tumble from her eyes
    while cold silver birds who came to cruise the skies
    send death down to bend and twist her tiny hands
    and then proceed to “target b” in keeping with their plans
    khaki priests of christendom interpreters of love
    ride a stone leviathan across a sea of blood
    and pound their feet into the sand of shores they’ve never seen
    delegates from the western land to join the death machine
    and we send cars and letters.
    The oxen lie beside the road their bodies baked in mud
    and fat flies chew out their eyes then bathe themselves in blood
    and super heroes fill the skies, tally sheets in hand
    yes, keeping score in times of war takes a superman
    the junk crawls past hidden death its cargo shakes inside
    and soldier children hold their breath and kill them as they hide
    and those who took so long to learn the subtle ways of death
    lie and bleed in paddy mud with questions on their breath
    and we send prayers and praises.

     

    Country Joe was way ahead of thoughts and prayers.

  45. 45.

    sdhays

    January 3, 2020 at 9:35 pm

    @Mj_Oregon: Dump is too coherent in this transcript. Needs more self-flattery and nonsense. And lies.

  46. 46.

    Old School

    January 3, 2020 at 9:37 pm

    To give credit where credit is due: R.B. Morris wrote the song that John Prine sings in that video.

  47. 47.

    Spanky

    January 3, 2020 at 9:40 pm

    WaPo has a fairly lengthy article up, “How Trump decided to kill a top Iranian general“.

  48. 48.

    Bill Arnold

    January 3, 2020 at 9:42 pm

    @Evil_Paul:

    but it seems to me that the chances of Iran’s retaliation coming in the form of a slow play diplomatic move that forces America out of Iraq and weakens the sanctions regime is getting lower and lower.

    Explain your reasoning please.

  49. 49.

    Procopius

    January 3, 2020 at 9:42 pm

    @Frankensteinbeck: There are supposed to be about 5,000 American soldiers in Iraq. We don’t know the number remaining is Syria, but I think it’s less that 1,000. 750 soldiers from the 82nd Airborne landed in Kuwait Jan. 2nd. Iraq’s population is about 38 million. Iran’s is 81 million. The Army has had recruiting shortfalls of tens of thousands over the last couple of years; I think serious combat operations will disincentivize many would-be recruits. If Trump finds sufficient forces to mount an invasion it is going to take three or four months up to a year to assembled the troops and supplies in Kuwait. If we use nuclear weapons to destroy Iran, the rational response from every other nation which owns nuclear weapons is to use them on us before we decide we have to take them out, too. This is not likely to end well.

  50. 50.

    Formerly disgruntled in Oregon

    January 3, 2020 at 9:43 pm

    @Old School: Thanks – beautiful song!

  51. 51.

    mad citizen

    January 3, 2020 at 9:45 pm

    @trollhattan: Googling and discovering the great song was written not by Prine, but by R.B. Morris.  Link to an interview: http://www.stilljournal.net/interview-rbmorris.ph

     

    I see oldschool beat me to it, but will leave this for the link.  Because this sounds like an interesting artist: “He’s a hillbilly transcendental symbolist Dylan-folkie Beat-rocker, who picked through the leavings of the British Invasion and American post-psychedelia, filtered it all through the inspiration of James Agee and Charles Bukowski and Leonard Cohen and Tom Waits.”

  52. 52.

    raven

    January 3, 2020 at 9:46 pm

    @mad citizen: Well he did write Sam Stone.

  53. 53.

    mad citizen

    January 3, 2020 at 9:48 pm

    @raven: Yes, not knocking Prine, he’s written loads of great songs.  I have underappreciated him and his catalog.  In fact I was reading the lyrics while listening to the song, and was surprised to see it credited to someone else.  I didn’t know Prine did other peoples’ songs.

  54. 54.

    raven

    January 3, 2020 at 9:50 pm

    @mad citizen: I know.

  55. 55.

    Mnemosyne

    January 3, 2020 at 9:51 pm

    @rikyrah:

    I was saying in the Warren thread that she’s toast in the primary if she doesn’t get her numbers up with Black voters, and she doesn’t even seem to realize it.

  56. 56.

    Mary G

    January 3, 2020 at 9:56 pm

    We bombed a medical convoy today? Schools and hospitals next, I guess? I am sick at heart for Australia, the Iraqi citizens who’ll pay the blood price, and that we’ve let this pitiful excuse for a man throw away so much that was good about America for nearly three years now.

     

    @raven: I hate that Country Joe is right again.

  57. 57.

    J R in WV

    January 3, 2020 at 9:57 pm

    @Spanky:

    WaPo has a fairly lengthy article up, “How Trump decided to kill a top Iranian general“.

    Don’t know if I need a lengthy article to analyze that question. Just did it on his gut instinct, right? Right!! After remembering his dissertation on Obama’s attack on Iran before the 2012 election, right? Sure!!

    I bet he hates seeing those quotes from himself about Obama going to attack Iran to win the 2012 elections. I hope to see those over and over for the next 10 months.

  58. 58.

    Dan B

    January 3, 2020 at 10:00 pm

    @raven:   Saw Country Joe, sans Fish, at an anti-war demo on Nashville.  It was maybe 30 people and Joe seemed annoyed at the small number.  I was trying to counsel GI’s at Fort Knox with no luck.  What they say about Fort Knox seemed to be true.

    Did start a Gay Lib group that stopped some harassment at a restaurant, after I showed up in a dress.  Couldn’t get rid of the jerk that appointed himself bouncer at one bar and razzed fem guys while wearing a six gun.  Fun times.

  59. 59.

    Mnemosyne

    January 3, 2020 at 10:03 pm

    @Mary G:

    IIRC, bombing medical personnel is a no-shit war crime.

    Yay.

  60. 60.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    January 3, 2020 at 10:07 pm

    @The Dangerman: I think it went up early last year, the 134 between the 210 and the 2 is the President Barrack H. Obama Highway.  I was on it today!

  61. 61.

    Comrade Scrutinizer

    January 3, 2020 at 10:26 pm

     

    Spoils of War
    (from “Cut and Run”  Danny Carnahan)

    It’s all agreed, let’s have a war
    It’s been so dull, let’s make some speeches
    Let’s get the voters off our backs
    They’d rather watch us storm some beaches
    And so we lose some of the boys
    At least we let ‘em die like men
    Take out a villain, make some noise
    And they’ll elect us all again

    We’ve got a leader with a plan
    The suffering one, he swears he’ll aid him
    If he can’t feed his fellow man
    He’ll blow him to the God that made him
    Get all the homeboys seein’ red
    A chance to even up the score
    Come home a hero, come home dead
    They’ll be no poorer than before

    There’s lots of boys will go to fight
    For what we say has been denied them
    Just keep it simple, keep it light
    There’s plenty more to die beside them
    How fine and fair they’ll run to die
    To earn their share of the spoils of war
    While rich and poor,the mothers cry
    Forever poorer than before

    And who is beaten and undone
    And who earns fame and who earns glory
    The last one left to hold a gun
    There’s no one there to check his story
    The winner’s free to shout and brag
    And gather up the spoils of war
    And drape his brothers with a flag
    And come home poorer than before

    So on we run and on we roll
    We’ll make the foe drop down and kneel
    We’ll learn no lessons from the past
    We’ll go and reinvent the wheel
    And so we lose some of the boys
    At least we let ‘em die like men
    Take out a villain, make some noise
    And they’ll elect us all again

     

  62. 62.

    Bill Arnold

    January 3, 2020 at 10:40 pm

    @Comrade Scrutinizer:
    The War Prayer by Mark Twain

    “You have heard your servant’s prayer — the uttered part of it. I am commissioned by God to put into words the other part of it — that part which the pastor — and also you in your hearts — fervently prayed silently. And ignorantly and unthinkingly? God grant that it was so! You heard the words ‘Grant us the victory, O Lord our God!’ That is sufficient. The whole of the uttered prayer is compact into those pregnant words.
    …
    “Lord our Father, our young patriots, idols of our hearts, go forth into battle — be Thou near them! With them — in spirit — we also go forth from the sweet peace of our beloved firesides to smite the foe.
    …
    For our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimmage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet!
    We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
    (After a pause.) “Ye have prayed it; if ye still desire it, speak! The messenger of the Most High waits.”
    —
    It was believed afterward that the man was a lunatic, because there was no sense in what he said.

    (But read the whole thing at least once)

  63. 63.

    Aleta

    January 3, 2020 at 11:05 pm

    Country Joe McDonald – Tricky Dicky 

    Late last night I was watchin’ the tube when I saw the most incredible thing

    They built a new mechanical man, looked just like a human being.

    I started to become terrified, Good God it was makin’ me sick

    Then I began to realize it was no one but Tricky Dick.

     

    Well, oh my God, it’s terrible here in the U.S.A.

    The water’s polluted, the economy’s crashing, can’t  someone save the day ?

    The war keeps going on and on and the kids won’t respect the cops,

    It’s even said that God is dead, well, when will it ever stop ?

     

    Call Tricky Dicky from Yorba Linda hip hip hip hurrah,

    Call Tricky Dicky from Yorba Linda hip hip hip hurrah,

    Well, he walks and he talks and he smiles and he frowns, he does what a human can,

    He’s Tricky Dicky from Yorba Linda, he’s the genuine plastic man.

  64. 64.

    Evil_Paul

    January 3, 2020 at 11:06 pm

    @Bill Arnold: 1) Iran’s main source of power within the region (and especially Iraq) comes from their proxy forces who make up a substantial part of that nation’s security forces.

    2) If the US stopped at killing Soleimani, it could be seen as a direct response to the attack on the embassy, leaving it up to Iran as to whether they want to fold, call or raise in response.

    3) There’s at least a few diplomatic options (get Iraq to kick out the Americans, solidify their hold on Iraqi Parliament) that are relatively non-violent but still serve Iranian strategy (greater regional power & influence through Shi’a proxies). Violent retaliation could lead to further attacks from the US.

    4) HOWEVER, this is a long game option. If the US is continuing to strike at the leadership of Iran’s proxies, Iran is going to have to escalate in order to maintain their credibility with these militias. This is the second attack within 24 hrs, and Iraq’s Parliament probably won’t be meeting again until next week.

    5) Therefore (it seems to me) if Iran doesn’t hit back quickly, they’ll look scared, which hurts their credibility with their militias, which in turn hurts their ability to influence and control the region.

    Again, not an expert, but this seems to have a certain logic to it: Act now, or lose in the long term.

  65. 65.

    rikyrah

    January 3, 2020 at 11:31 pm

    Amy is at 0% with Black voters in many polls. The only outreach efforts she has made are in states that are +90% white.This is what happens when a white donor-base controls who can compete. People who center the real base run out of cash, people who center whitness stay in. https://t.co/BVMSrpmrav— jen méndez (@jenmendez_) January 3, 2020

  66. 66.

    Ruckus

    January 3, 2020 at 11:44 pm

    John Prine.

    A legend. Tom, that’s a great selection, from a great artist.

  67. 67.

    Bill Arnold

    January 4, 2020 at 12:31 am

    @Evil_Paul:

    If the US is continuing to strike at the leadership of Iran’s proxies, Iran is going to have to escalate in order to maintain their credibility with these militias. This is the second attack within 24 hrs, and Iraq’s Parliament probably won’t be meeting again until next week.

    OK (well, not OK), this seems correct. Sigh. A third US attack would be enemy action (Goldfinger rule) and would be an additional escalation intended to force a violent response by the Iranians. Hopefully our only-partly-supine press would spot this and call it out loudly.

  68. 68.

    Jinchi

    January 4, 2020 at 7:21 am

    @Baud: @rikyrah: Bloomberg is at 11%?   Ugh.

    I’m going to have to see a lot more polling before I believe Bloomberg has moved past Buttigieg and tied with Warren for 3rd place.

  69. 69.

    artem1s

    January 4, 2020 at 10:41 am

    @Procopius:

    The Army has had recruiting shortfalls of tens of thousands over the last couple of years; I think serious combat operations will disincentivize many would-be recruits.

    I think you are right in assuming the military leaders and regular troops won’t want to play in Darth Cheney’s wet dream war again.  But this may not be about our military response at all, but our allies response to Dolt’s self-absorbed warmongering to upstage Obama.

    I’m betting Putin would prefer the disruption further destabilize the EU and NATO. Europe will be looking at another massive wave of refugees. It will get worse as we move into spring and summer. And all the countries that have to deal with it will rightly put the blame where it belongs – on the US cowboy diplomacy and military industrial complex greed.

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