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Quick Shout Out to Randinho

by John Cole|  January 14, 20208:15 pm| 38 Comments

This post is in: Readership Capture

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Front pager Randinho had a fall this week, broke his femur, and just got out of surgery. Which sucks, but it means more time for him lying down watching his beloved football.

Get well soon.

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  1. 1.

    Baud

    January 14, 2020 at 8:17 pm

    Get well soon!

  2. 2.

    clay

    January 14, 2020 at 8:19 pm

    Heh. Only Cole would bigfoot two front page posts in a row, and of course one of them is himself.

    Anyway, rest up Randinho!

  3. 3.

    Immanentize

    January 14, 2020 at 8:20 pm

    femur? Ouch!! That is a big damn bone to break. Best wishes for fast healing.

  4. 4.

    satby

    January 14, 2020 at 8:23 pm

    Get well soon Randinho!

  5. 5.

    Gin & Tonic, Duke of Tanqueray

    January 14, 2020 at 8:23 pm

    @Immanentize: I’ve done it. It’s not fun.

    Best wishes for a speedy and full recovery.

  6. 6.

    SiubhanDuinne

    January 14, 2020 at 8:24 pm

    Heal fully, quickly, and comfortably, Randinho!

  7. 7.

    Another Scott

    January 14, 2020 at 8:25 pm

    Get well soon Randinho! We’ve missed you.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  8. 8.

    zhena gogolia

    January 14, 2020 at 8:25 pm

    All best wishes for a good recovery!

  9. 9.

    Elizabelle

    January 14, 2020 at 8:25 pm

    Yikes.  Rest well and heal up, Randinho.

    And you can check out the “mysteries” sidebar when you’re in search of a good novel or show to get you through recovery.

  10. 10.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    January 14, 2020 at 8:28 pm

    Best wishes on recovery.

  11. 11.

    5x5

    January 14, 2020 at 8:30 pm

    Get well soon! It’s been the longest time since we’ve heard from you.

  12. 12.

    Felanius Kootea

    January 14, 2020 at 8:31 pm

    Get well soon!

  13. 13.

    Amir Khalid

    January 14, 2020 at 8:34 pm

    Get well soon, Randinho. I miss seeing you here, especially now that The Best Football Team In The World is stomping on the rest of the English Premier League.

  14. 14.

    Palindrome

    January 14, 2020 at 8:39 pm

    Feel better!

  15. 15.

    satby

    January 14, 2020 at 8:39 pm

    @Amir Khalid: well, maybe now he may find he has the time to do some writing. After he feels a bit better, of course.

  16. 16.

    Cheryl from Maryland

    January 14, 2020 at 8:50 pm

    Best wishes for a successful recovery, Randhino.  I’m six weeks out from a hip replacement as the top of my femur decided to dissolve, so I’ll just add to the chorus of rest, do exactly what your dr. says,  and then PT are your friends.

  17. 17.

    Barbara

    January 14, 2020 at 8:56 pm

    Ouch.  I hope you heal quickly and consider coming back to let us know how you are doing.

  18. 18.

    James E Powell

    January 14, 2020 at 8:58 pm

    Sorry to hear about your fall. Rest up and heal, then hurry back. We could use you around here.

  19. 19.

    Fair Economist

    January 14, 2020 at 9:00 pm

    Get well Randinho!

  20. 20.

    Brachiator

    January 14, 2020 at 9:02 pm

    Ouch!

    Get well soon.

  21. 21.

    Duane

    January 14, 2020 at 9:05 pm

    Break a leg? Never too late for show business! Feel better soon.

  22. 22.

    Spanky

    January 14, 2020 at 9:06 pm

    Ouch indeed! And Cheryl said everything I was going to say. Listen to your doctors! And be diligent in pt.

    But that’s for later. Right now, rest and heal.

  23. 23.

    HumboldtBlue

    January 14, 2020 at 9:11 pm

    I would say “you’ll never walk alone” but your leg an’ stuff.

    Get better and all the best in your recovery!

  24. 24.

    TaMara (HFG)

    January 14, 2020 at 9:14 pm

    Best wishes and quick healing!!!

  25. 25.

    J R in WV

    January 14, 2020 at 9:25 pm

    Glad to hear from you, sorry it isn’t better news.

    Many friends have had hip replacement and similar work done, so it isn’t cutting edge work any more… still, you will have to work hard or your physical therapists will complain and whimper, and you DON’T WANT THAT!!!

    Keep them happy, work hard, keep in touch, please.

    Hell, I’ve had both shoulders replaced, and a ‘scope on my knee, so I know from orthopedic surgeons! It will all work out…

  26. 26.

    chopper

    January 14, 2020 at 9:36 pm

    dang, that’s a hell of a fall!  get well soon dogg

  27. 27.

    emjayay

    January 14, 2020 at 9:51 pm

    In general some of these people are presenting a little too much vote for me and a bit too little dump Trump for XXXX reasons.

  28. 28.

    CaseyL

    January 14, 2020 at 9:54 pm

    That had to be some fall!  So sorry to hear you needed surgery to set the leg, though that usually happens when you break a major bone (I snapped my ulna falling off a horse).  Best wishes for a full recovery – and yes, do what the PT tells you!  It makes a huge difference!

    Best wishes and best of luck.

  29. 29.

    burnspbesq

    January 14, 2020 at 10:16 pm

    Get well soon. We’re looking forward to you posting on Euro 2020 and beyond.

  30. 30.

    Comrade Colette Collaboratrice

    January 14, 2020 at 10:17 pm

    Oh no! Sorry to hear this, Randinho, and get well soon. I’ve always enjoyed your posts – hope there are lots of exciting matches to distract you while you recover.

  31. 31.

    emjayay

    January 14, 2020 at 10:25 pm

    New York City is already doing the pre-K thing. Thanks Democratic Mayor deBlasio. No thanks to you, previous mayor Bloomberg who never mentioned it in three terms.

  32. 32.

    emjayay

    January 14, 2020 at 10:26 pm

    If you think Biden is the one, just vote for Klobuchar. Same thing, more competent, less stumbly speaking, and funnier. Note: Biden’s $42,000 pay in 1972 would be $262,601.17 today.

  33. 33.

    Thor Heyerdahl

    January 14, 2020 at 11:44 pm

    Get well soon Randinho!

  34. 34.

    Aleta

    January 15, 2020 at 12:27 am

    feel good soon and mend fast.   have missed your posts.

  35. 35.

    Yutsano

    January 15, 2020 at 12:32 am

    @J R in WV:

    or your physical therapists will complain and whimper

    Heh. I can guarantee you in my long physio career I have yet to have any of my therapists cry and whimper.

    Where is Leto when I need him? :P

  36. 36.

    Ruckus

    January 15, 2020 at 3:25 am

    @Yutsano: 
    I have to agree.
    Not one of my PT folks over the years ever cried or whimpered. I on the other hand……

  37. 37.

    Randinho

    January 15, 2020 at 5:14 am

    Thanks for the good wishes everyone. I am a six day a week regular gym attender so the PT probably won’t be too much of an issue.

    Thanks again!

  38. 38.

    noname

    January 15, 2020 at 10:05 am

    @Randinho: Was actually thinking of you the other day as I was visiting your old stomping grounds in Queens.  Speedy recovery to you!

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