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Official Thread for People Who are Not Watching the SuperBowl And Who Are Pissed 60 Minutes Was Not New

by John Cole|  February 2, 20209:06 pm| 58 Comments

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  1. 1.

    Baud

    February 2, 2020 at 9:10 pm

    And who like tapioca.

    Should have led with that.

  2. 2.

    PsiFighter37

    February 2, 2020 at 9:10 pm

    When was 60 Minutes last relevant anyways? Serious question.

    PF37 +5

  3. 3.

    Baud

    February 2, 2020 at 9:11 pm

  4. 4.

    HumboldtBlue

    February 2, 2020 at 9:12 pm

    New episode:

    Patitas de Puerco Capeadas via De Mi Rancho A Tu Cocina

  5. 5.

    seefleur

    February 2, 2020 at 9:14 pm

    I HATE tapioca, grew up in a family who totally rooted for the Chiefs, and I firmly believe that 60 Minutes lost relevancy many years ago.  As a lurker, I guess this is for the likes of me…  Btw, I love the jackals – you all make me feel like I’m not nearly as alone up here in the hinterlands of ME. Thanks a ton!

  6. 6.

    schrodingers_cat

    February 2, 2020 at 9:14 pm

    Tapioca can be awesome in Sabudana vada and sabudana khichdi.I have never watched 60 minutes in my life. Not watching Superbowl either.

  7. 7.

    zhena gogolia

    February 2, 2020 at 9:14 pm

    Howards End was heartbreaking.

  8. 8.

    zhena gogolia

    February 2, 2020 at 9:15 pm

    Along the way, House managers stripped the bark off phony Republican hawks who could find nothing wrong with extorting an ally in a hot war with Russia https://t.co/ghnQH2ppdi— Jennifer Rubin (@JRubinBlogger) February 2, 2020

  9. 9.

    schrodingers_cat

    February 2, 2020 at 9:17 pm

    zhena gogolia: I agree more with Never T Rs like Jen Rubin and Rick Wilson more than BS supporters these days

  10. 10.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    February 2, 2020 at 9:18 pm

    @seefleur:

    There are other jackals in Maine. We’re everywhere!

    After today, is football over?

  11. 11.

    MisterForkbeard

    February 2, 2020 at 9:21 pm

    @Baud: We are literally eating tapioca while watching the superbowl.

     

    I don’t know whether to post in this thread or the other now. Torn!

  12. 12.

    debbie

    February 2, 2020 at 9:22 pm

    @Dorothy A. Winsor:

    I think there’s still a Pro Bowl.

  13. 13.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    February 2, 2020 at 9:23 pm

    @MisterForkbeard: This is the tapioca thread, so you’re kosher.

  14. 14.

    satby

    February 2, 2020 at 9:23 pm

    Well, hell I was doing ok until the tapioca part. Can liking rice pudding count too?

  15. 15.

    mrmoshpotato

    February 2, 2020 at 9:24 pm

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: Nope.  Super Duper Bowl next week. :)

  16. 16.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    February 2, 2020 at 9:25 pm

    I’m thinking of hitting two missions tomorrow, depends on the traffic when I’m ready to go though.

  17. 17.

    satby

    February 2, 2020 at 9:25 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: Don’t forget the Ultimate Bowl the week after next.

  18. 18.

    Omnes Omnibus

    February 2, 2020 at 9:26 pm

    @satby: Two outta three ain’t bad.

  19. 19.

    Fair Economist

    February 2, 2020 at 9:26 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: Same here. Scary.

  20. 20.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    February 2, 2020 at 9:26 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: I’m not sure I should believe you.

     

    @debbie: I believe you.

  21. 21.

    zhena gogolia

    February 2, 2020 at 9:26 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:

    ME TOO!

  22. 22.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    February 2, 2020 at 9:26 pm

    @satby: And the Tidy Bowl the week after that.

  23. 23.

    Juju

    February 2, 2020 at 9:27 pm

    I’ve been watching “Air Disasters”. I watch 60 minutes if it’s going to be interesting or relevant, so not in a while. Tapioca is good if you make the whipped egg white type, but it has no chocolate, so I don’t waste my calories on it unless there is absolutely nothing else for dessert. I’ve never watched a whole super Bowl in my life and the parts I’ve watched were viewed by accident.

  24. 24.

    satby

    February 2, 2020 at 9:28 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Meatloaf fits.

  25. 25.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    February 2, 2020 at 9:28 pm

    @satby: It just seems that way.

     

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: I waited to see if you would edit that.

  26. 26.

    mrmoshpotato

    February 2, 2020 at 9:28 pm

    @satby: And then the To The Extreme! bowl (Poochie/The Simpsons reference).

  27. 27.

    hells littlest angel

    February 2, 2020 at 9:30 pm

    @schrodingers_cat:I agree more with Never T Rs like Jen Rubin and Rick Wilson more than BS supporters these days

     

    Good point. Weird world.

  28. 28.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    February 2, 2020 at 9:30 pm

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: Spelling isn’t my strong point.

  29. 29.

    Ohio Mom

    February 2, 2020 at 9:32 pm

    I could take or leave tapioca, much prefer rice pudding.

    John, I know you said no medical advice but I hope you pursue additional ENT opinions on your sinuses.

    Sometimes you have to make a fuss to get doctors to sit up and pay attention.

    I told two doctors, an internist and my oncologist, that I was sure I had rheumatoid arthritis. They shrugged me off but the onc nurse gave me a referral to a rheumatologist anyway.

    The rheumatologist also wasn’t particularly impressed, though she ordered blood tests, whether to humor me or run up the bill, I don’t know.

    Was she embarrassed or apologetic when the tests proved me right? Of course not, she’s a doctor. She’s taken good care of me since, so I’ve given her a pass (for now, one more screw-up and I’m outta there).

    The moral of this story (and I have additional similar ones) is Be a Squeaky Wheel with Doctors.

  30. 30.

    joel hanes

    February 2, 2020 at 9:35 pm

    I liked tapioca “pudding” as a kid; haven’t had it or even been offered it since.

    Back when I could ski, the Superb Owl Sunday was often the best skiing day of the year: empty slopes on an early Feb weekend, ski right into the lift chair.

  31. 31.

    Lord Fartdaddy (Formerly, Mumphrey, Smedley Darlington Mingobat, et al.)

    February 2, 2020 at 9:35 pm

    I’m not watching the Stuporbowl, but I don’t really care about 60 Minutes.  I do like tapioca though.

    Right now, my 12 year old daughter and her best friend are dancing madly to Santa Esmerelda’s House of the Rising Sun–played at 45 rpms.

  32. 32.

    satby

    February 2, 2020 at 9:36 pm

    I watched Bombshell, The Hedy Lamar Story on Netflix, and if you haven’t seen it I recommend it. Though it’s a sad reminder of what potential talent is wasted by misogyny

  33. 33.

    Suzanne

    February 2, 2020 at 9:39 pm

    Damnit. The ad was for the Trump commemorative coin.

  34. 34.

    MomSense

    February 2, 2020 at 9:39 pm

    @seefleur:

    How hinterlands are we talking?  The county?

  35. 35.

    Felanius Kootea

    February 2, 2020 at 9:41 pm

    I recorded the Shakira and J Lo concert – it was amazing! Had to fast forward through a bunch of guys violently knocking each other about the head to induce brain damage but finally I got to the music.

    Shakira has talent off the charts – she played the guitars, the drums, featured rock, pop, cumbia, champeta (Colombian music with Nigerian, Congolese and South African influences), and my 2nd favorite Cameroonian song, Zangalewa, which she previously covered for the 2010 World Cup. She also knows how to dance. J Lo was good as well – I loved that she had on a Puerto Rican flag cape as she covered “Born in the USA.” Laughed out loud at that one because I know some in that stadium have no clue that Puerto Rico is part of the US (I know J Lo was born in the Bronx).

    50 and 43 and they could pass for women half their ages. They killed it!

  36. 36.

    sdhays

    February 2, 2020 at 9:42 pm

    I don’t even know who’s playing the Super Bowl this year. I had forgotten about it until a colleague mentioned it on Friday.

    Regarding 60 Minutes relevance, I think the George W. National Guard story was probably the last time it was relevant, and I don’t think it has recovered from that debacle.

  37. 37.

    Juju

    February 2, 2020 at 9:43 pm

    @Ohio Mom: a friend once asked me if I liked rice pudding with or without raisins. I hate rice pudding so wether with or without raisins is a moot point. Also, Raisinettes, who came up with that monumentally bad idea and waste of perfectly good chocolate?

  38. 38.

    Omnes Omnibus

    February 2, 2020 at 9:43 pm

    @satby: You have oversized furniture?

  39. 39.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    February 2, 2020 at 9:43 pm

    @satby: I always preferred the Headly Lamar Story.

  40. 40.

    Juju

    February 2, 2020 at 9:46 pm

    @sdhays: they also had that creeper Charlie Rose as a correspondent for a number of years. So ick.

  41. 41.

    Virginia

    February 2, 2020 at 9:58 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: We love her videos and her food!

  42. 42.

    Adam L Silverman

    February 2, 2020 at 10:01 pm

    I’m watching the Six Nations Rugby championship. Italy V Wales in pool play. Once this is over I’m watching Ireland V Scotland. I’ll watch the England V France game tomorrow.

    And I like both tapioca and rice pudding.

  43. 43.

    TomatoQueen

    February 2, 2020 at 10:02 pm

    Tapioca is highly useful for thickening fruit fillings for pies & galettes. Tapioca pudding is for children and also for crushing large pills in.

    60Mins drives me nuts or bores me or is exciting or repetitive at random, and if they’d ever sort out their schedule properly during f-ball season it would be most helpful. But still I am old school and loyal to the memory of Don Hewitt & so I watch.

    F-ball should be banned as a health hazard.

  44. 44.

    HumboldtBlue

    February 2, 2020 at 10:21 pm

    @Virginia:

    There is a musical, almost lyrical quality to her speech and cadence that sucks you in and you haven’t even gotten to the food yet.

    I also love the fact that at one point in earlier episodes the YouTube plaques/awards she earned were hanging on the wall behind her.

  45. 45.

    David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch

    February 2, 2020 at 10:25 pm

    @Adam L Silverman: Brother Adam, Mahomes come from behind win, scoring TWO touchdowns, when all looked lost, with only a handful of minutes left on the clock was a beautiful thing.

  46. 46.

    Adam L Silverman

    February 2, 2020 at 10:27 pm

    @David ??Merry Christmas?? Koch: I will take your word for it. And I’m glad you enjoyed it.

    I don’t watch American football. I find it slow. I don’t like the NFL, the moron they have as a figurehead to run the NFL, the team owners, and, frankly, I find the game boring, tedious, and slow.

  47. 47.

    RaflW

    February 2, 2020 at 10:36 pm

    Tapioca is of the Devil.

    That is all, carry on.

  48. 48.

    bluefish

    February 2, 2020 at 10:51 pm

    Brazilian tapioca is something altogether different. Divine. With a cup of hot coffee. Like the American kind too. In small cups, really cold. Can football be over now?

  49. 49.

    NotMax

    February 2, 2020 at 10:56 pm

    @Adam L. Silverman

    And I like both tapioca and rice pudding.

    Chacun à son goût. Your dossier has been duly updated.

  50. 50.

    NotMax

    February 2, 2020 at 11:03 pm

    @bluefish

    Pães de queijo. Yum.

  51. 51.

    lol chikinburd

    February 2, 2020 at 11:14 pm

    @TomatoQueen: OK, I’m calling it “effball” from now on.  Sums up my feelings about it.  You win the thread and the Super Bowl.

  52. 52.

    Ruckus

    February 2, 2020 at 11:38 pm

    @Ohio Mom:

    Yep. Every patient has to be or have an advocate. Being docile doesn’t cut it. I tell docs that the internet doc at my house studies up on what’s going on. Me. Doesn’t make me a doc in any way but it does often give me questions to ask and at least some understanding of what they tell me.

  53. 53.

    Ruckus

    February 2, 2020 at 11:42 pm

    @RaflW:

    A man after my own heart.

    Tapioca is of the devil. Yes, yes it is.

    Mom used to make it once in a while and I’m the only one that hated it. At least I had a passion as a kid, hating tapioca.

  54. 54.

    RandomMonster

    February 3, 2020 at 12:06 am

    I was all good up until the tapioca part. It has the texture of swallowing snot. It has no pleasant flavor without vanilla or something else. There’s a reason you never see it on a dessert menu.

  55. 55.

    Mnemosyne

    February 3, 2020 at 12:45 am

    @TomatoQueen: 

    I’ve started to see it in recipes for stew as a substitute for flour or cornstarch.

  56. 56.

    moops

    February 3, 2020 at 1:20 am

    I am open to the idea that I have just never had a good tapioca.

  57. 57.

    NotMax

    February 3, 2020 at 2:41 am

    @moops

    Wasn’t all that much of a tune either.

  58. 58.

    Skepticat

    February 3, 2020 at 8:09 am

    @Dorothy A. Winsor:

    There are other jackals in Maine. We’re everywhere!

    And some jackals are expat Mainahs happy to see other Yankees in the queue.

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