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On The Road – Emma – Spain (Barcelona, Valencia, and Granada), 2018-19, part 1

by Alain Chamot (1971-2020)|  February 24, 20205:00 am| 7 Comments

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Good morning everyone,

Due to some basic f-ups on my part, a few posts didn’t publish last week as I closed down without actually scheduling, etc. My bad!

 

Let’s see if we can’t get into some good stuff –

Hi, I’ve been a lurker since 2006, but recently started commenting a bit :) I went to Spain over the winter break of 2018-19 (I work at a school), so here are some terrible pictures I took.

 

I have to cut this short and submit the rest later, because I have to go!

On The Road - Emma - Spain (Barcelona, Valencia, and Granada), 2018-19, part 1 2
BarcelonaDecember 22, 2019

A wonderful start to the trip. It had been something like 3 hours between stepping off the Seattle-Barcelona plane, hustling to the hotel, and hustling to the last Barcelona match of the year. (Which sucked, because they easily won 4-0 against Celta de Vigo. A less exciting league, I cannot imagine.) Anyway, in my jet-lagged haze, I locked up my credit cards in the hotel, but not my cash. Yes, I was an idiot. I was promptly pick-pocketed on the train by a very noisy group posing as Barca fans. It’s funny, because intellectually, I knew something was wrong, but it was so crowded that I didn’t know if maybe it was just normal rush-hour jostling. Anyway, the one nice thing I learned was that nice police officers do exist, because I went to the tourist-dedicated police station at Las Ramblas the next morning to write up a report for the insurance company (who ultimately rejected the claim because cash apparently doesn’t count as “personal property”…). And yes, the police confirmed that these criminal gangs target Asians, so be extra careful if you identify as such.

On The Road - Emma - Spain (Barcelona, Valencia, and Granada), 2018-19, part 1 1
BarcelonaDecember 24, 2019

Our crappy Chinese take-out for Christmas Eve, since of course everywhere was closed and we didn’t have the foresight to stock up on bread and cheese. (Too busy filing that police report haha.) Asian food in general in Spain is terrible, especially when it’s white chefs trying to show that they DO so know how to cook yakisoba (as I found to my everlasting horror later in Granada, when I accidentally took my brother and dad to what turned out to be a Spanish-Japanese fusion place). But at least we didn’t starve on Christmas Eve.

On The Road - Emma - Spain (Barcelona, Valencia, and Granada), 2018-19, part 1
BarcelonaDecember 26, 2019

I don’t have the religious or architectural prerequisites to enjoy this building, but I think even if I did, I would still have been laughing at the design choices. This is the back of La Sagrada Familia. Tell me that it doesn’t look like a horrible skin condition. I also had the joy of essentially jumping the turnstile in the middle of the visit, because one of the docents gave bad directions to the cubbies where you’re supposed to stash your things before ascending tower. I ended up going past the “no return” sign, and when I tried to go back, a couple of beefy, pissed off security guards blocked me. I had to go to the entrance, queue again, and play dumb tourist with my already-scanned ticket at the turnstile until they finally gave up and just let me through. Now, the tower itself was kind of enjoyable, if you enjoy the frisson of praying that no one behind you slips and pushes everyone in front down the stone, single-file spiral staircase of doom. There’s also the 45-minute wait just to get onto the elevator to take you to the top in the first place. So, unless you’re super into Catholicism and/or architecture, I would just use the time to go eat next door.

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  1. 1.

    JPL

    February 24, 2020 at 5:52 am

    And a good time was had by all. I hope you have time to continue the story because this was an enjoyable read.

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    Laura Too

    February 24, 2020 at 6:49 am

    Sorry you got pick pocketed, but what a delightful travelogue! Thanks for a great way to start my day.

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    frosty

    February 24, 2020 at 8:15 am

    Love the commentary! We went to London Normandy and Paris a few years ago and came to the same conclusion you did – the lines weren’t worth it. Tower of London yes, Royal Jewels no. Seine tour yes, Notre Dame no. We made an exception for the top of the Eiffel Tower. And fortunately Normandy and  Stonehenge didn’t involve a line.

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    Elma

    February 24, 2020 at 8:46 am

    Seeing Gaudy buildings is kind of obligatory in Barcelona, but there are better examples than La Sagrada Familia.  After Gaudy died a different architect took over the project and completely changed the style.  The south elevation and north elevation are like two different buildings.

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    Emma

    February 24, 2020 at 10:48 am

    OMG hahaha I didn’t realize this was going to be posted today. I have to go to work soon, but I’ll try to check in a few times.

    @JPL: I used 2 of the submission forms, around 13 or 14 photos, I think? So rest assured, there’s more in the pipe :D (the rest of the trip went better than Barcelona, so don’t get your hopes up for more schadenfreude.)

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    Emma

    February 24, 2020 at 10:49 am

    @Laura Too: Glad I could start your day off right with my misery :3

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    Emma

    February 24, 2020 at 10:59 am

    @Elma: Honestly, I would have bypassed Gaudi altogether, except that my dad insisted on seeing LSF (you’ll see later in my travelogue that it was my dad’s 60th birthday holiday trip, so couldn’t really bail…) But yes, I’m sure someone with actual architectural knowledge would appreciate his stuff much more than me :)

     

    @frosty: I went to Paris for a few days with a friend some years ago. Since she wanted to do the touristy crap, rather than just planning meals and allocating one day to the Louvre, I followed her reluctantly to the Eiffel Tower. There’s a pattern in my travelogues, apparently :/ Anyway, yes, Eiffel Tower = waste of time. The Louvre was definitely not, though, despite the line. I could have stayed all day. I will say that Paris was definitely where I felt weird walking around while being Asian. The service industry people were mostly nice, but there was one delightful episode when an old white guy was yelling across the street at my friend for having the audacity to take a photo of a cathedral. (Not one of the touristy ones, just one that we happened to walk by.)

     

    I have family in London, so fortunately I did all the touristy things back when I was actually of an age to enjoy them (the pigeons at Trafalgar Square were awesome, still sort of sad that they’re gone.) I would either rent a car and drive around the Cotswolds or use the train system to visit other parts of the country, if you’re holidaying in London.

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