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You are here: Home / Healthcare / COVID-19 Coronavirus / Friday Morning the 13th Open Thread: Disaster Voltron!

Friday Morning the 13th Open Thread: Disaster Voltron!

by Anne Laurie|  March 13, 20206:46 am| 121 Comments

This post is in: COVID-19 Coronavirus, Open Threads

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(h/t Mary G)

Lots of science-y folks are posting this graph. But if there is one thing I have learned from being on the internet, it is this:

Data/graphs: Not compelling to many.

Kitties: Compelling to many.

So I present: #Catteningthecurve.#scicomm #epitwitter pic.twitter.com/Cr1xQXMppr

— Anne Marie Darling (@amdar1ing) March 11, 2020

We've experienced parts of this before, just never all at once.

As others noted, it's like the Spanish flu of 1918 and the stock market crash of 1929 at the same time, but overseen by Harding's total incompetence plus Nixon's pettiness and paranoia.

It's like Disaster Voltron. https://t.co/tc6GHpF6Yk

— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) March 13, 2020

Thoughtful advice from Anne Helen Peterson, at Buzzfeed:

… I say this as much to myself as to all of you — we can change our behavior to lessen the risk we pose to other people. Limit your travel; work from home if you can. Making sure you don’t pass the virus on to someone who might be more severely impacted by it is the most important way you can help. But we can also channel some of our anxious energy away from reading articles on the internet and toward thinking about who in our lives and in our communities will certainly need help or assistance.

Who can you talk to now to make a plan to help them later? (With supplies, with groceries, with caring for their pets or children or parents.) Can you start a group text now with your neighbors to keep up on one another’s health and needs? If you’re able, can you donate to your local food bank, which will be supplying families whose income is curtailed, or donate additional supplies to the homeless shelter? Can you buy things from local businesses, restaurants, and artists now (or buy a gift card!) so that things might be less lean for them in the months to come?

If you’re someone who’s at high risk, how can you be honest with yourself and others about it? If you’re able to work from home and still pull your normal salary, can you commit to still paying someone who provides you with a service (a housecleaner, a hairdresser, a babysitter, a yoga teacher, a manicurist) even if they have to stay home? If you know someone who might lose their job or see their hours cut back, can you ask them how to help?

Can you understand how making the next few months better for as many people as possible will also, by extension, make it better for you?

Earlier today, I was talking with a friend who lives in the Mountain West, in one of the most rural places in the United States. She spent yesterday in a meeting with other county officials about their plan for when the coronavirus reaches their community. Some of it was straightforward public health education — telling farmers that “quarantine” doesn’t mean they “can’t go feed the cows” — but a lot of it had to do with preventative planning (what to do if someone gets sick at the county courthouse, which is physically connected to the county’s nursing home and the health center’s emergency room).

But the ~1,200 members of the community have been through a significant natural disaster before, and they know how to take care of one another. They know who would need regular check-ins, who would need to have prescriptions picked up for them hundreds of miles away, who would need support if their income was cut off by quarantine. Their community is small enough that every death, every tragedy, and every joy reverberates through it. And they are planning now — even though the virus has yet to hit anywhere in their state — with each of those people in mind.

“We think that anything we can do to prepare to protect our vulnerable residents is worth it,” my friend told me. “Because we could absolutely never forgive ourselves if we didn’t take the time to plan.”…

And a warning: There’s a fake ‘Stanford tips for diagnosing coronavirus’ story going around; someone actually posted a (now deleted) version of it on a previous thread here. Don’t want to spread it further, so here’s an update, per Mother Jones:

There's a Facebook coronavirus post going viral claiming to be from Stanford. Don't believe it. https://t.co/2whHexXO3M

— Mother Jones (@MotherJones) March 11, 2020

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  1. 1.

    rikyrah

    March 13, 2020 at 6:49 am

    Good Morning, Everyone ???

  2. 2.

    rikyrah

    March 13, 2020 at 6:58 am

    America got serious about Coronavirus way too late.But we’re still America. We can do things others cannot.We can learn from our mistakes and work like hell to make up for lost time.More tests. More distancing. More help for those affected.It’s late. But not too late.— Chris Murphy (@ChrisMurphyCT) March 13, 2020

  3. 3.

    Baud

    March 13, 2020 at 6:58 am

    @rikyrah: Good morning.

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    Sister Rail Gun of Warm Humanitarianism

    March 13, 2020 at 6:58 am

    The “Stanford Tips” crap was also posted at the end of the Senate thread.

  5. 5.

    Baud

    March 13, 2020 at 6:59 am

    @rikyrah:

    The ideal time for America to get serious was 2016.

  6. 6.

    rikyrah

    March 13, 2020 at 7:02 am

    TRUMP IS PERSONALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR AMERICA’S LACK OF PREPARATION. He refused WHO tests, cut the CDC pandemic budget 80%, fired Obama experts. HE CALLED #COVID19 FAKE NEWS & A HOAX FOR WEEKS. He deliberately ignored America’s Health safety. That moron is utterly incompetent! https://t.co/TfE8Is3g2g— Malcolm Nance (@MalcolmNance) March 13, 2020

  7. 7.

    rikyrah

    March 13, 2020 at 7:05 am

    Biden will likely win WA. Now it's time for some hard truths. Sanders' movement was artificially fueled by Twitter and anti-Hillary punditry. He was never going to win. Sanders did reinvigorate the progressive left and I'm grateful for that but he never had the base of the party.— Daryl Sturgis✊? (@darylsturgis) March 12, 2020

  8. 8.

    rikyrah

    March 13, 2020 at 7:06 am

    MAJOR BREAKING NEWS: NPR Source Says Trump Blocked Coronavirus Testing in January to Aid His Reelection Chances By Keeping US Infection Figures LowNOTE: Please RETWEET this—America needs to know what this monster did. Thousands of future deaths will rightly be laid at his feet. https://t.co/FFGm5BDmIF— Seth Abramson (@SethAbramson) March 12, 2020

  9. 9.

    debbie

    March 13, 2020 at 7:12 am

    @rikyrah:

    AND HE SAID IT OUT LOUD TO REPORTERS WHEN HE TREKKED TO THE CDC!

    Meanwhile, his supporters chide us for not setting aside partisanship and McConnell refuses to allow paid sick leave, etc. to proceed through Congress.

    Should I already have the virus, I believe my blazing, furious anger will kill it right off.

  10. 10.

    OzarkHillbilly

    March 13, 2020 at 7:14 am

    When you lose DB,

    David Brooks
    @nytdavidbrooks
    ·
    10h
    I get the sense that this is not only the low point of the Trump presidency but the low point of the American presidency ever. Has any president ever been this overmatched by a crisis?

    It is the end of the world.

  11. 11.

    debbie

    March 13, 2020 at 7:17 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    I posted something from The American Conservative last night with similar sentiments. I wonder how long until his approval rating is at that magical 27%?

  12. 12.

    OzarkHillbilly

    March 13, 2020 at 7:19 am

    Joyce Alene
    @JoyceWhiteVance
    ·
    Mar 12
    So, I’m up at 4am trying to help my kid, whose college foreign study program has just been canceled (they’ve been given a week to leave the country) change a flight & get home & all I can think is, but her emails…

  13. 13.

    OzarkHillbilly

    March 13, 2020 at 7:20 am

    Andrea Junker
    @Strandjunker
    ·
    14h
    I need someone to explain to me why we can immediately approve $1.5 trillion for Wall Street but not for free coronavirus testing and paid sick leave.

    Explain it to me like I’m in kindergarten.

  14. 14.

    NotMax

    March 13, 2020 at 7:20 am

    FYI. As it is bound to come up sooner or later, a very short primer on some case law involving the 1st amendment right to peaceful assembly.

  15. 15.

    JPL

    March 13, 2020 at 7:20 am

    @rikyrah: Who made him Pollyanna

  16. 16.

    JPL

    March 13, 2020 at 7:21 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: Someone needs a salad bar fix.

  17. 17.

    Jeffro

    March 13, 2020 at 7:21 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    I get the sense that…David Brooks tried desperately to ‘both sides’ this crisis, and just gave up.

  18. 18.

    sanjeevs

    March 13, 2020 at 7:24 am

    This is all Obama’s fault according to Twitler this morning.

  19. 19.

    Xentik

    March 13, 2020 at 7:24 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:  Wasn’t he just telling us a month ago that we liberals need to stop whining so much about Trump?

    I’m not normally one for dumping toxic waste into our oceans, but I cannot think of a better place to dump him and the rest of the NYT staff. I’m sure the dolphins and whales will forgive us one day.

  20. 20.

    TS (the original)

    March 13, 2020 at 7:28 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    These people always crawl out and say something sensible when it is so obvious their previous behaviour has been 100% wrong – but now they are the epitome of righteousness and will enter the next administration with their sinecure  intact.

  21. 21.

    Lapassionara

    March 13, 2020 at 7:28 am

    Good morning, everyone. Was there a thread on all the sports cancellations that I missed? The news about that just kept piling up, and as far as I can tell, there is not a single college or professional sport being played for the foreseeable future.

    Year of the rat, indeed.

  22. 22.

    Baud

    March 13, 2020 at 7:29 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    It’s fake news on the left. Please don’t spread it.

  23. 23.

    OzarkHillbilly

    March 13, 2020 at 7:29 am

    Ben Rhodes
    @brhodes
    ·
    11h
    Obama left Trump a growing economy, a shrinking deficit, an office on global health security to manage pandemic preparedness, and an Iran Deal.

    But her emails.

  24. 24.

    RobertDSC-Mac Mini

    March 13, 2020 at 7:31 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    No doubt. Absolutely shameful.

  25. 25.

    Cheryl Rofer

    March 13, 2020 at 7:35 am

    @Sister Rail Gun of Warm Humanitarianism: Thanks. I deleted it. And thanks to AL or whoever deleted the other version.

  26. 26.

    Betty Cracker

    March 13, 2020 at 7:36 am

    Disney World is closing this weekend. Wow. Spring training is shut down. The Florida economy is going to crater.

    My father has operated a marina and dive tour business on the west coast of Florida since 1976. I didn’t think he’d ever retire, but he’s in his 70s now and decided to sell out the business and become a full time fisherman at the end of this month. He was lucky in his timing, as it turns out!

  27. 27.

    OzarkHillbilly

    March 13, 2020 at 7:38 am

    @Lapassionara: I was talking about the upcoming season with my oldest 2 days ago, line ups, the rotation, the bullpen, can Tommy Edman replace Ozuna’s bat in left, will Bader find consistency at the plate, will Reyes get hurt again…. The boy lives and breaths Cardinals baseball (broke my heart to cancel an early season game with him on Sunday).

    I may have to drive into STL this morn and talk him down from the upper deck of the Eads bridge.

  28. 28.

    Baud

    March 13, 2020 at 7:41 am

    @Betty Cracker: Too bad Raven left us.  He and your dad could have hooked up.

  29. 29.

    OzarkHillbilly

    March 13, 2020 at 7:41 am

    @Betty Cracker: I hope he’s not financing the deal himself. My aunt and uncle sold their Canadian fishing camp 3 times before they found someone who could actually make the payments.

  30. 30.

    Joey Maloney

    March 13, 2020 at 7:44 am

    @Xentik: “So long, and thanks for all the fish shitweasels!”

  31. 31.

    Bruce K

    March 13, 2020 at 7:46 am

    An online friend of mine from the LiveJournal days had this perspective on the whole thing:

    This is World War III. It’s just that the enemy is a virus, not other people.

  32. 32.

    OzarkHillbilly

    March 13, 2020 at 7:47 am

    One of the most astounding indications that the US is falling abysmally behind where it needs to be in getting to grips with the crisis is given by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) in its coronavirus database. It records the number of specimens tested daily for Covid-19 by CDC and public health labs.

    It shows that on Tuesday, the most recent entry given, the total number of specimens tested across the whole of the US was eight.

    MAGA.

  33. 33.

    NotMax

    March 13, 2020 at 7:49 am

    @Lapassionara

    Bread without circuses.

    And with the upcoming April 1 changes impacting SNAP, this maladministration is contriving to remove the bread part.

    At the same time he raised the possibility of pandemic benefits, Agriculture Secretary Sonny Perdue said on Tuesday that stricter SNAP time limits will take effect, as scheduled, on April 1 for able-bodied adults. House Democrats have suggested higher benefits and broader SNAP availability to carry low-income workers through quarantines and economic disruptions due to the new coronavirus.
    [snip]
    Besides the […] rule, the USDA is proceeding with two additional proposals that would end SNAP benefits for an additional 3 million people.… Source

  34. 34.

    Kirk Spencer

    March 13, 2020 at 7:49 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: And impeached but not removed. I haven’t found a good, pithy phrase for it but once I do I hope to say it frequently.

  35. 35.

    Kirk Spencer

    March 13, 2020 at 7:51 am

    Oh, and respectively good morning and bleah.

  36. 36.

    Betty Cracker

    March 13, 2020 at 7:52 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: Fortunately, it’s in the hands of a deep-pocketed hotel chain!  It’s a bittersweet thing for Dad; that business has been his life for decades.

    My husband is surprised I’m so unsentimental about it, but I was forced to provide unpaid labor there throughout my teen years. I was the surliest cashier/tour guide who ever snarled at a customer!

    Speaking of fish camps, my husband and I have a mission to visit all the remaining fish camps in Florida. There aren’t that many left, which is a pity.

  37. 37.

    tokyocali (formerly tokyo expat)

    March 13, 2020 at 7:53 am

    Tokyo Disneyland closed down at the start of March, along with other major tourist places, like Tokyo Tower, and SkyTree. I heard they were paying their employees during this time. Many of the foreign cast members who were finishing up their contracts were sent home earlier.

    All events in my small city have been canceled as have all community centers, which cater to classes and lots of activities. This was supposed to be until March 15th. Now it is until the end of March and I hear Tokyo Disneyland will stay closed through early April.

    Tomorrow I head to my university’s graduation. They have broken up the departments to hold mini graduations at different times and classrooms throughout the day. There will be no ceremony, just students coming to pick up their diploma between 10am to 12 noon and chatting with the professor. (I believe @Martin mentioned something like this as way to deal with graduation.) We have been told not to congregate in groups or to chat too long with anyone. I’ve heard some students won’t come to avoid too many people and will come by before the end of the month to get their diplomas.

    The new school year starts in April. We have no idea yet whether orientation for students will take place, the entrance ceremony or when the term will start. We are waiting to hear from the Ministry of Education. Many universities made changes to their schedules this year so that the term could finish by the Olympics to enable students to assist in volunteer activities. We are required to have 15 weeks of classes for each course by the Ministry. If they push back the start date and the Olympics goes ahead, it’ll be interesting to see what leeway they will give us to cut the terms short. If the Olympics are canceled, that’s a whole other story.

    As for remote learning, it’s not going to happen. My university is private and has a large student body who come from lower income families. Most do not have computers at home and have poor computer literacy skills. Their smartphone on the other hand is a third appendage and they play that device like a fiddle. I am looking forward to learning from all the uni educators on this site who have to begin remote learning, particularly for student bodies like mine.

  38. 38.

    tokyocali (formerly tokyo expat)

    March 13, 2020 at 7:55 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: My husband is a huge MLB fan. Once the season starts he streams games every day. He had planned to visit the US this summer to watch some games, but not sure that’s going to happen now.

  39. 39.

    The Dangerman

    March 13, 2020 at 7:57 am

    @debbie:

    Meanwhile, his supporters chide us for not setting aside partisanship…

    Fuck that shit. is it partisan to have woken up hoping Donnie already has a case of the sniffles? He’s going to have world class care but I suspect he hates being sick. Poor boy. Maybe he can get Ivanka to come over and rub ointment on his chest (/Sheldon, BBT).

    I don’t see how the crowd (Fox, et al) that have been downplaying this or slow rolling it in hopes of keeping Donnie’s numbers up don’t end up seeing their gigs go *POOF*. At some point, people are going to say something like Emperor has no clothes (No, Donnie, fuck you, put your clothes back on) and that they have been lied to for years and decades. Losing their jobs is the best that can happen to them. There are far worse downsides that could, and maybe should happen, to them for their activities propping up this fucker (what temperature would you like your tar, Sean?).

    Back to bed. As if sleep happens in this madness.

  40. 40.

    Starfish

    March 13, 2020 at 7:57 am

    @debbie: Should you have the virus, please go hug Mitch McConnell

  41. 41.

    James E Powell

    March 13, 2020 at 7:58 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    Will Brooks ever just say it? “We would be better off if we had Hillary.” If he can’t get the NYT to make it the headline, he could make it the first sentence. Come on David! Say it!

  42. 42.

    OzarkHillbilly

    March 13, 2020 at 7:59 am

    @Betty Cracker:There aren’t that many left, which is a pity.

    A sadness indeed.

  43. 43.

    PenAndKey

    March 13, 2020 at 8:00 am

    @tokyocali (formerly tokyo expat): Did you see the thread from last night? It’s a goldmine of e-learning info.

  44. 44.

    Lapassionara

    March 13, 2020 at 8:00 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: I know someone like that. In fact, more than one someone like that.

  45. 45.

    Van Buren

    March 13, 2020 at 8:01 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: Not just the President, the entire GOP. But that’s a bridge to far for Brooks.

  46. 46.

    NotMax

    March 13, 2020 at 8:01 am

    Has the FOX Business Network switched over to showing solely replays of Wall Street’s Greatest Hits programming yet?

    //

  47. 47.

    Baud

    March 13, 2020 at 8:02 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:

    DB must have taken a bath in the stock market.  That’s the only thing they care about.

  48. 48.

    Starfish

    March 13, 2020 at 8:03 am

    @Bruce K: Did the friend move over to Dreamwidth?

  49. 49.

    OzarkHillbilly

    March 13, 2020 at 8:04 am

    @James E Powell:  SATSQ, No.

  50. 50.

    Lapassionara

    March 13, 2020 at 8:05 am

    @NotMax: Sarah Kendzior is right. This is not a government. It is an international crime syndicate masquerading as a government.

  51. 51.

    tokyocali (formerly tokyo expat)

    March 13, 2020 at 8:05 am

    @Lapassionara: Yes, I’ve been busy copying and pasting!

    Edited b/c hit the wrong poster. Should have been to @PenAndKey

  52. 52.

    OzarkHillbilly

    March 13, 2020 at 8:07 am

    @Lapassionara: I love baseball, and a day at the ballpark is a joy (w/ my son it is a joy to the nth power) but he and his wife are just rabid.

  53. 53.

    OzarkHillbilly

    March 13, 2020 at 8:09 am

    @Baud:That’s the only thing they care about.

    Literally. Jeebus, the difference between the 2 emergency covid packages couldn’t be more stark.

  54. 54.

    Another Scott

    March 13, 2020 at 8:13 am

    @Baud: Not to be Pollyanna, but if people just leave their stocks alone for the next year, things will bounce back once we have sensible people in power again.  It only took 2 years to recover from Black Monday 1987.  It will be much, much faster this time (because there is so much that needs to be done, and so much money looking for something useful to do).

    I realize that there will be real pain, and not everyone can wait that long.  But traders (especially computer traders) love nothing more than volatility.  “Sell Sell SELL!!”  “Buy Buy BUY!!”  They make money on each transaction.  Don’t contribute to the trading noise if you don’t have to.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  55. 55.

    Baud

    March 13, 2020 at 8:15 am

    @Another Scott:

    I was already out because I didn’t trust Trump. But I agree that if you don’t need the money, don’t panic sell at a low price. The Covid situation will stabilize, and we’re less than a year away from Dem control of government.

  56. 56.

    JMG

    March 13, 2020 at 8:17 am

    @Another Scott: Somebody wise on Wall St. twitter said “your 401(k) is like your face. Don’t touch it.”

  57. 57.

    PenAndKey

    March 13, 2020 at 8:18 am

    @Another Scott: I figure I’m not even going to look at what my index fund investments look like for the next year. I don’t have much in there, but I can wait it out so there’s no need to give myself a headache over it. My parents, however, had a 401k withdrawal that was on a scheduled withdrawal date of yesterday to hand a surprise medical bill. Needless to say they woke up yesterday to a nightmare when they saw my note on the stock market dive over the last few days on Facebook. I’m sure we’ll be figuring out some way to help them in the coming months, and I don’t have a clue if there’s even anything I can do to help since I’ve got my own issues going on.

    Like you said, for those of us that can wait it out that’s the best course of action. For those that can’t? They’re screwed unless they’re already rich.

  58. 58.

    Fester Addams

    March 13, 2020 at 8:21 am

    @Strandjunker
    ·
    14h
    I need someone to explain to me why we can immediately approve $1.5 trillion for Wall Street but not for free coronavirus testing and paid sick leave.

    Explain it to me like I’m in kindergarten.

    How about “There’s a club. You’re not in it.”

  59. 59.

    TS (the original)

    March 13, 2020 at 8:22 am

    @Another Scott:

    @Baud:

    I so hope you are both right. I had zero investments in 1987 – just a mortgage that reached 17.9% interest. Recovered from 2008 by 2011 but now am living on investments, which although they are not all in the stock market they are down worse than I have ever seen. So just hoping the recover in time to keep feeding me & paying the bills.

  60. 60.

    Bruce K

    March 13, 2020 at 8:23 am

    @Starfish: Yep. So did almost everyone I knew from there, after the implications of Russian law sank in.

  61. 61.

    Geoboy

    March 13, 2020 at 8:25 am

    @Another Scott: Scott – Thanks to 40 years of Republican misrule, we’re at 19 trillion and counting (going up 1+ trillion a year) on the national debt.  When that comes home to roost, the stock market isn’t going to be coming back for a long time.

  62. 62.

    Mary G

    March 13, 2020 at 8:26 am

    I keep seeing that Pelosi and Mnuchin are negotiating a package of unemployment benefits for regular Americans and I will believe it when I see it. He was allegedly against the shambolic Oval Office speech on Wednesday, but as much as Twitler hates Nancy SMASH, I just can’t feel that it has any chance of success. Moscow Mitch has been scoffing at her ideas too. I hope I’m wrong.

  63. 63.

    Baud

    March 13, 2020 at 8:26 am

    @Fester Addams: Once again, please stop spreading the false news. Here’s the explanation (although not quite kindergarten level).

  64. 64.

    NotMax

    March 13, 2020 at 8:27 am

    What are the odds on Dolt 45, should he end up in Walter Reed, being presented the document to make Pence acting president, crossing out that name and writing in Ivanka’s name with with a Sharpie before agreeing to sign it?

  65. 65.

    Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes

    March 13, 2020 at 8:28 am

    @Baud:

    By then, we’ll be living with my dad and my RWNJ mother, the only income being whatever chickens I can scavenge for legal fees, his teachers union pension and her non-soc!alist social security. Her lectures on the evils of liberalism will be fantastic.

  66. 66.

    Another Scott

    March 13, 2020 at 8:30 am

    @Geoboy: The debt is a non-issue.  It’s money we owe ourselves.  Plus, the US government has a monopoly on making it.  There will always be enough.

    Don’t buy the hype that Teh Debt Will Kill Us All In Our Beds!!1  What will kill us all is not spending enough money on things we need.

    Like testing kits and health care infrastructure and resilience!

    Grr…

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  67. 67.

    Baud

    March 13, 2020 at 8:30 am

    @Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes: If we all live with your parents, at least we’ll have enough votes to defeat McConnell.

  68. 68.

    Shalimar

    March 13, 2020 at 8:31 am

    For Trump:

    https://youtu.be/OK4fJhbRL1g

  69. 69.

    NotMax

    March 13, 2020 at 8:31 am

    @Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes

    Her lectures on the evils of liberalism will be fantastic.

    If it doesn’t already exist, someone needs to come up with a book titled 101 Recipes for Eating Crow.

    ;)

  70. 70.

    Soprano2

    March 13, 2020 at 8:33 am

    @OzarkHillbilly: I liked Tommy Edman when he played down here in Springfield.  I don’t know if he can replace Ozuna’s bat, though.  I’m hoping games start by May.  I’m being optimistic because even though the federal government response is a true shit show, the people of the U.S. are much better than that, and many states and localities have their shit together.

  71. 71.

    Barbara

    March 13, 2020 at 8:36 am

    @Jeffro: I wrote a comment to the Brooks op-ed, something I almost never do anymore.  His article drones on about how humans abandon altruism during epidemics, basically ignoring the facts on the ground over the last week, where many people at very low risk are intentionally changing their behaviors in an effort to protect those at higher risk.  The 1918 pandemic was so vicious because it struck people in the “prime of life.”  The author, Mary McCarthy and her three siblings became orphans when they were traveling with their parents by train from Chicago to Seattle to see their grandmother.  There were so many sick and dying people on the train that it had to stop so that they could be ministered to and if needed taken off the train for burial.  And their experience was quite typical.  We aren’t going to see anything like that, and the willingness of people to abandon normal daily activities to try to help people at higher risk is what should be highlighted here, not what happened in 1918 or during the various plagues that beset pre-industrial Europe.

    It’s just so much superficial principles drawn from a veneer of historical awareness and it’s wrong through and through.

  72. 72.

    NotMax

    March 13, 2020 at 8:37 am

    Larceny, Inc. coming up in a few minutes on TCM. Edward G. Robinson parodying his gangster screen persona is a hoot.

  73. 73.

    Baud

    March 13, 2020 at 8:37 am

    @Barbara:

    His article drones on about how humans abandon altruism during epidemics

    He means that Democrats are being selfish opposing tax cuts proposed by Republicans.

  74. 74.

    Another Scott

    March 13, 2020 at 8:39 am

    TheHill:

    The U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has granted diagnostics giant Roche Holding AG an emergency approval for an automated coronavirus test, which the company said could increase testing tenfold for the virus that has reached pandemic levels.

    The FDA granted an “emergency use authorization” to the test, which functions on Roche’s cobas 6800/8800 systems, Bloomberg News reported. The 8800 system can test up to 4,128 patients a day. The 6800 system can test as many as 1,440 a day, the Switzerland-based company confirmed.

    “We are increasing the speed definitely by a factor of 10,” Thomas Schinecker, head of Roche’s diagnostics unit, told Bloomberg News.

    This is the first commercially available test granted emergency approval by the FDA. The agency approved diagnostic tools from the CDC and the New York State Department of Public Health last month.

    Roche’s cobas systems are available around the world, according to Bloomberg News. There are 695 of the 6800 instruments and 132 of the 8800 systems installed. There are 110 of these systems in the United States, and the company said it installed a “significant amount” in the country in recent weeks.

    The two systems are able to provide test results within four hours. The company said it is “going to the limits of its production capacity,” Bloomberg News reported.

    The company declined to comment on pricing for the tests to the outlet.

    “We definitely extended the capacity of the testing significantly throughout the U.S,” Schinecker told Bloomberg News. The company also had an existing test for the coronavirus, but the cobas 8800 system can test patients approximately 10 times faster.

    They should have done this in January, if not earlier. (The earliest case I’ve seen in China was mid-November.) There’s no reasonable excuse why this has taken so long.

    Donnie’s criminal interference with actions like these must be investigated and punished and never permitted again.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  75. 75.

    Shalimar

    March 13, 2020 at 8:39 am

    @Barbara: Brooks is hardly an expert in having any altruism to abandon.  Or in how to be human either.

  76. 76.

    NotMax

    March 13, 2020 at 8:40 am

    @Baud

    Yeah. As if altruism has been the byword of the past 3+ years. Typical babbling Brooks.

  77. 77.

    Barbara

    March 13, 2020 at 8:41 am

    @Another Scott: I have to hold my husband back, because he comes home every day and asks me why we aren’t 100% in cash yet.  Never mind the tax consequences.  My time horizon is a lot more compressed these days, so I do feel more nervous than I did in 2008 as the bottom dropped.  But my willingness to do nothing then meant that I reaped the gains that began by 2010 all the way through to this year, with some fairly significant downturns (2014, if you don’t remember).  The problem with the “safer” investments is that it looks more and more like the interest rates that let people live quite happily off safe bonds during the 70s through the 90s will not be back in my lifetime.

  78. 78.

    Betty Cracker

    March 13, 2020 at 8:42 am

    The Never Trumper scamps at the Lincoln Project (Rick Wilson, Steve Schmidt, etc.) have a new ad up slamming Trump’s grifting adult children:

    ?NEW VIDEO: We all know Trump’s a scammer.

    But the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.https://t.co/fcOYTur50k@gtconway3d @reedgalen @NHJennifer @madrid_mike @SteveSchmidtSES @RonSteslow @jwgop @TheRickWilson#CountryOverParty pic.twitter.com/O7LphYzRKT

    — The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) March 13, 2020

    I hate smarmy attack ads like that, but sauce, goose, gander, etc., and at least this time, the insinuations are true.

  79. 79.

    Soprano2

    March 13, 2020 at 8:43 am

    So the second case in Missouri was announced last night, and it’s in Greene County, where I live.  The stores are already pretty much stripped of toilet paper, sanitizing wipes, paper towels, and other sanitizing products.  I also heard you can’t find ramen noodles anywhere, although I haven’t checked that out. I assume things will start to be cancelled today.  I wasn’t going to go to our industry conference, which is at Tan-Tar-A from March 29-April 1, but I’m betting now it’ll be cancelled or postponed anyway.  There’s going to be lots of temporary financial hurt, that’s for sure.  You’d think Republican in Congress, being up for re-election and all, would be more concerned about that.  Selfishly, I’m the saddest about our upcoming concerts, which I’m betting will be cancelled since my choir is at the local state university.  Plus, there was going to be a world premier of a choral work about a local Civil War battle at the next symphony concert on March 24th, which I’m betting will now be cancelled.  I hope they figure out a way to schedule it next year, because the musicians work hard on that stuff and it would be a shame not to perform it.

  80. 80.

    Baud

    March 13, 2020 at 8:44 am

    @Betty Cracker:

    Meanwhile, Reddit Bernie Bros are still pushing the Biden has dementia angle.

  81. 81.

    SFAW

    March 13, 2020 at 8:46 am

    @Betty Cracker:

    I was the surliest cashier/tour guide who ever snarled at a customer!

    *THUNK*

    That was the sound of me falling out of my chair, stunned as I was by that statement.

  82. 82.

    germy

    March 13, 2020 at 8:48 am

    The Trump admin’s gone off the rails
    In major and minor details.
    They’re underpreparèd
    And counting on Jared,
    A dummy who constantly fails.

    — Limericking (@Limericking) March 11, 2020

  83. 83.

    JMG

    March 13, 2020 at 8:49 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:  The baseball season is very long. It could start on May 1 without damaging its competitive integrity in any meaningful way. Think of the hiatus as an extended Hot Stove League period.

  84. 84.

    OzarkHillbilly

    March 13, 2020 at 8:52 am

    @Soprano2: He really impressed me last year, but as I kept saying to my son, “Sophomore slump.” Pitchers learn and adjust. The question then becomes, can he?

  85. 85.

    danielx

    March 13, 2020 at 8:56 am

    From the Department of Well, Of Course:
    Trump Ties Obama to C.D.C.’s ‘Inadequate’ Testing System
    Because nothing, but nothing that goes awry is ever his fault. Nothing, I tell you!

    There will be many MAGAts out there who will treat this statement as gospel, never mind the logical fallacies in this assertion.

  86. 86.

    NotMax

    March 13, 2020 at 8:57 am

    @Baud

    Reddit (noun) an echo chamber without benefit of a scenic canyon.

    ;)

  87. 87.

    danielx

    March 13, 2020 at 9:00 am

    @Betty Cracker:

    Big Pine Key Fishing Lodge. It’s worth the trip. Mind the raccoon herd if you tent camp.

  88. 88.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    March 13, 2020 at 9:03 am

    @Baud, @rikyrah:

    Good morning. ?

    Base camp in Las Vegas established. Family drama starts today. I’m staying at the home of my old friend who I’ve known since college. She was going to a wedding in Houston and I was going to take care of her cats, but she canceled her trip. (She also found out that a lot of other people were canceling their attendance at the wedding.) She’s got plenty of room, so no problem.

    The airport here seemed “normal” yesterday. A few masks. I did see one couple, thirty-ish, with serious masks and goggles on the guy.

    My flight was about two-thirds full. They’re usually packed solid. Sat next to a young guy who was coming out for the concrete trade convention (130,000 people!). He was knowledgeable about the coronavirus thing, concerned but not panicked. We agreed that we’ll see how bad the shit hits the fan in the next couple of weeks and take it from there. His company is already doing a lot of work from home. He travels a lot, and they are looking at cutting that down.

    My big fear is, as Elizabelle said in a previous thread, getting stuck in Las Vegas, either because of flight restrictions or because I get sick and can’t fly. I’m supposed to return to D.C. next Wednesday. Fingers crossed.

  89. 89.

    NotMax

    March 13, 2020 at 9:04 am

    @Betty Cracker

    (can’t resist)

    Were you working for scale?

  90. 90.

    OzarkHillbilly

    March 13, 2020 at 9:05 am

    @JMG: Due to the late start of the Covid-Testing League, I don’t see a start before June 1st.

  91. 91.

    NotMax

    March 13, 2020 at 9:07 am

    @Steeplejack

    Nothing directly related to what you said but did spark the query as to how much Steve in the Wherever’s travel had been impacted.

  92. 92.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    March 13, 2020 at 9:08 am

    @rikyrah: Trump isn’t the cause of all this stuff; The Chines Communists need to prove they are better capitalist than Americans is why the conditions for the virus happened in the first place and the Markets have screwed up for years now. But Trump’s reactions to this have been beyond inept and have actively made both situations worse.  If Trump had just sat watching Fox News and said nothing the entire time both situations wouldn’t be so bad.

  93. 93.

    Tata

    March 13, 2020 at 9:10 am

    Did anyone see the Twitter thread about how the only way folks’ active parents and grandparents will get with social distancing is if there’s a segment on NPR? It was hilarious and sad, and I can’t find it now.

  94. 94.

    Geoboy

    March 13, 2020 at 9:23 am

    @Another Scott: Grr yourself.  They can print it but that doesn’t mean people are going to take it.  See Weimer Republic, early 1920s, pictures of people with wheelbarrows full of cash to buy a loaf of bread.  And how did that work out for everybody?

  95. 95.

    Gin & Tonic

    March 13, 2020 at 9:23 am

    @Steeplejack (phone): Even though it’s not currently affected by the moron’s travel restrictions, I’m thinking my planned trip to Ukraine in mid-April is off the table. I’m recalling some years back, when I was there in April, and that volcano in Iceland whose name nobody can spell erupted, closing European airspace completely. Not a huge hardship, but left me there a week longer than I had planned. Being stuck there for an extra month would be harder.

  96. 96.

    Kathleen

    March 13, 2020 at 9:24 am

    @Baud: And AOC, when asked by Bret Baer on Fox News why  Joe Biden received so many more votes than Bernie in Michigan  replied, “Voter suppression.” If I weren’t on my phone I’d link to the tweet with the video clip.

  97. 97.

    NotMax

    March 13, 2020 at 9:26 am

    @Tata

    It’s easy to scoff but for the very elderly maintaining a modicum of independence and not feeling like a prisoner in one’s own domain is a BFD.

  98. 98.

    PenAndKey

    March 13, 2020 at 9:32 am

    @Geoboy: The US is not post-WWI Germany, nor have we tried to pay for a world war exclusively via borrowing only to end up owing the world reparations instead of gaining resource-rich territory to repay said debts.

    Could the US reach a point where we enter hyper inflation? Sure, anything’s possible, especially with an ascendant China making inroads to hyperpower status itself. That day isn’t today, nor any time in the near to moderate future.

    @NotMax: It’s easy to scoff but for the very elderly maintaining a modicum of independence and not feeling like a prisoner in one’s own domain is a BFD.

    They have my sympathies, but that’s a piss poor excuse for being irresponsible with their health and the health of their community. I have as much respect for an elderly person who insists that they won’t be responsible as I do for my right wing coworkers who insist that they’re going to go on vacation no matter the consequences because “it’s all a liberal freakout”.

  99. 99.

    Betty Cracker

    March 13, 2020 at 9:37 am

    @danielx: I’ve seen that one but never stayed there. Fancy for a fish camp!

    @NotMax: :)

  100. 100.

    Another Scott

    March 13, 2020 at 9:40 am

    @Geoboy: Do some reading.  Weimar Germany and Zimbabwe have nothing to do with the USA.

    https://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2012/03/the-hyperinflation-hype-why-the-us-can-never-be-weimar/254715/

    HTH.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  101. 101.

    Tata

    March 13, 2020 at 9:43 am

    @NotMax:  My mother died a year ago, but I know-know-know she wouldn’t have quit running from place to place without a segment on NPR telling her to stay home. For me, it was reading the chaos I barely avoided because – again – my mom listened to nobody but NPR and NPR didn’t tell her to have surgery sooner.

    Maybe NPR should take requests.

  102. 102.

    Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes

    March 13, 2020 at 9:45 am

    @NotMax:

    At this point, I’m worried about me, my wife and my grown children being able to maintain our independence a fuckton more than I am about making random elderly people feel good about themselves.  My household just lost six figures of annual income for the indefinite future with god knows what effect on my revenue which is already down 30 percent from 2016-2017.

    At this rate, I’m half tempted to put together a list of big GOP donors in my area to send letters to after I get sick. I can lick a lot of envelopes; seal them with snot.

  103. 103.

    Gin & Tonic

    March 13, 2020 at 9:49 am

    @PenAndKey: “Social isolation and loneliness are serious yet underappreciated public health risks that affect a significant portion of the older adult population.”

    From the National Academy of Sciences (US.) Source.

    Notice they said “public health risk.”

  104. 104.

    Gin & Tonic

    March 13, 2020 at 9:52 am

    @Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes:

    god knows what effect on my revenue

    With people being forced to stay home rather than go to work or go out, I’d expect the divorce rate to increase pretty significantly.

  105. 105.

    OzarkHillbilly

    March 13, 2020 at 9:52 am

    @NotMax: I’m with you on this one. When one is all alone, One. Is. All. Alone.

    I have come to the realization that my weekly visits with my elderly, childless, widowed neighbor are a life saver for her. And now with this shit going on? Even more so.

    ETA: @Gin & Tonic: Yep.

  106. 106.

    Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes

    March 13, 2020 at 9:56 am

    @Gin & Tonic:

    Sadly,with no money to pay for it.  I’m wondering if deflation is coming.

  107. 107.

    NotMax

    March 13, 2020 at 9:58 am

    @OzarkHillbilly

    Good on you and thanks. People interpreting what I mentioned as meaning hordes of olds running Rascaling with scissors is somewhat astounding.

  108. 108.

    Ken

    March 13, 2020 at 10:03 am

    @Gin & Tonic: It did in 2007-2008, and that was just from the economic stress.  Now that we’ve got “Disaster Voltron” it will likely be worse.

  109. 109.

    germy

    March 13, 2020 at 10:15 am

    @OzarkHillbilly:  I’ve been seeing commercials for grandpad.

    A tablet for seniors, staying in touch with distant loved ones.  I don’t know if it’s crap or not, but they’re certainly running a lot of commercials.

  110. 110.

    Betty Cracker

    March 13, 2020 at 10:29 am

    Huh:

    BREAKING: #Brazil President Jair Bolsonaro Tests Positive for #CoronaVirus. He was in US and dined with Trump on Saturday, March 7.

    He is highest ranking political leader to get COVID-19. https://t.co/1pm6YZ9wrT

    — Joyce Karam (@Joyce_Karam) March 13, 2020

    Last weekend:

    Friday Morning the 13th Open Thread:  <em>Disaster Voltron!</em>

    Whoopsie-doodles!

  111. 111.

    germy

    March 13, 2020 at 10:33 am

    @Betty Cracker:

    President Bolsonaro tested positive for coronavirus.

    Literally days after he called the crisis a “fantasy.”

    — ian bremmer (@ianbremmer) March 13, 2020

  112. 112.

    catclub

    March 13, 2020 at 10:35 am

    @Geoboy: And how did that work out for everybody?

     

    They completely got over it.  In contrast, in 1933, when they had 47% !  unemployment, they decided to take a shot on Hitler. We know how THAT worked out.

     

    as an added note. The Germans have mostly learned the wrong lesson, because the 1923 hyperinflation hurt rich people with financial assets,  Now they are terrified of hyperinflation. Because the Germans in power now are rich people with financial assets.

  113. 113.

    germy

    March 13, 2020 at 10:36 am

    I’ll bet you anything Trump has the Coronavirus and is giving it to others. @realDonaldTrump

    — NoelCaslerComedy (@CaslerNoel) March 12, 2020

  114. 114.

    catclub

    March 13, 2020 at 10:40 am

    @Another Scott:

    Don’t contribute to the trading noise if you don’t have to.

     

    There is substantial evidence ( Vanguard trading records) that Mom and Pop investors are extremely well behaved in this situation, while the big institutions are panic selling.  I will also note that even that ‘panic selling’ is pretty small, it just is meeting even fewer buyers – so moves prices.

  115. 115.

    Chyron HR

    March 13, 2020 at 10:44 am

    @Kathleen:

    Not AOC!  Not the heckin squaderino!  She was the one who was supposed to be reasonable and not an evil piece of shit who wants to burn the world down for the glory of Messiah Bernie!

  116. 116.

    germy

    March 13, 2020 at 11:03 am

    Let me tell a story about how this is technocratic bullshit. https://t.co/agP4ceys7X

    — Daniel Rogers (@thecla923) March 13, 2020

  117. 117.

    PenAndKey

    March 13, 2020 at 11:08 am

    @Gin & Tonic: Yes, isolation is a public health risk and a risk for the elderly. They often don’t have online interactions or social networks to fall back on.

    But you know what? In a pandemic that’s irrelevant. They need do the responsible thing as much as the rest of us. Hell, more so since they are the ones most at risk.

    I visited my neighbor every week for years because his wife died before I met him and his kids never visited. Before his kids finally moved him into a nursing home he saw my wife and I more than anyone else in his life. My son’s middle name is in his honor, and my wife considers him an honorary grandfather. So I get it.

    Staying home for a few weeks to the maximum extent possible isn’t even in the same league as being unable to leave the house and never seeing people again if they don’t come to you. They can deal with it like responsible adults.

  118. 118.

    Gin & Tonic

    March 13, 2020 at 11:27 am

    @Betty Cracker: Here’s a better photo of Bolsonaro last weekend. So according to CDC guidelines, Trump should be self-quarantining now, correct?

  119. 119.

    Another Scott

    March 13, 2020 at 11:37 am

    @Gin & Tonic: We all know that Donnie is going to be hospitalized before this is over.  Right?  Maybe less than 2 weeks?!

    Who in the Administration is studying up on the 25th Amendment, Section 3?  Jared??  Anyone else???!

    :-/

    (I am not an MD.  Just my supposition.  I know no more than anyone else.)

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  120. 120.

    2liberal

    March 13, 2020 at 12:26 pm

    @Sister Rail Gun of Warm Humanitarianism:  re:  Stanford tips posting. I think that was me. It looked plausible and I’m not good enough in googling to avoid ruses. I posted in another place but it was deleted as it should have been. My apologies to the jackals.

  121. 121.

    Kathleen

    March 13, 2020 at 12:57 pm

    @Chyron HR: The Great Hyped Hope.

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