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Life Comes At You Fast, Coronavirus Edition

by John Cole|  March 15, 20204:15 pm| 42 Comments

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  1. 1.

    Kent

    March 15, 2020 at 4:17 pm

    Are we going to raid the pharma companies who are charging $800 for a bottle of generic insulin, and the hospitals that are charging $399 for a dose of Tylenol?

    Yes, this guy is a turd. But he’s only doing what corporate America does every day of the week, every time they can get away with it

    And Amazon was going to get a cut of every damn one of his sales.

  2. 2.

    dmsilev

    March 15, 2020 at 4:18 pm

    Good.

  3. 3.

    Sister Golden Bear

    March 15, 2020 at 4:20 pm

    My schaden is freuding.

    @Kent: Actually the reason he had a huge stockpile is that Amazon banned him from selling when they discovered he was price-gouging and reported him to the authorities.

    And yes, I’d love to see “normal” corporate America price-gouging get hammered as well.

  4. 4.

    Philbert

    March 15, 2020 at 4:21 pm

    That much alcoholo is a major fire hazard. Maybe the fire department can ticket him if no one else can.

  5. 5.

    oldgold

    March 15, 2020 at 4:22 pm

    I have always disliked DeWine. But,….

    Gov. Mike DeWine said the state health director will order all bars and restaurants to close at 9 p.m. tonight in Ohio.

    DeWine said he came to the decision after hearing from people around the state on Saturday night who were concerned about crowded bars. He said he was concerned with St. Patrick’s Day coming up Tuesday that people would ignore warnings and go out to bars.

    https://www.dispatch.com/news/20200315/coronavirus-governor-orders-ohio-bars-restaurants-to-shut-down

  6. 6.

    MoCA Ace

    March 15, 2020 at 4:22 pm

    @Kent: Exactly this!  It’s OK if you are one of the masters of business and finance but let Joe sixpack pick up on the grift and the government will come down on him like a ton of bricks.

    Still, fuck him.

  7. 7.

    NotMax

    March 15, 2020 at 4:22 pm

    Listed on Netflix as trending: Outbreak, Pandemic and Containment.

  8. 8.

    8 man shell

    March 15, 2020 at 4:24 pm

    To interject a bit of reality into this hatefest:  He actually donated the bottles.  Nobody sized anything.  He broke no laws.  The AG didn’t raid anything.  (Anyway do people actually think that AGs do physical raids???)

    https://hollywoodlife.com/2020/03/15/matt-colvin-donates-hand-sanitizer-bottles-backlash-video/

  9. 9.

    Bookeater (formerly JosieJ)

    March 15, 2020 at 4:24 pm

    Good!  I’m glad he came to his senses.  I read the original story in the Times yesterday and seriously had to go outside and walk around to cool off. I haven’t had a story outrage me like that one did in a long time. (I don’t know what that says about me!)

  10. 10.

    Patricia Kayden

    March 15, 2020 at 4:24 pm

    The administration’s struggle to mitigate the coronavirus outbreak has been marked by infighting and blame-shifting, misinformation and missteps, and a slow recognition of the danger. https://t.co/CdIff6EGGg— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) March 15, 2020

  11. 11.

    Elizabelle

    March 15, 2020 at 4:26 pm

    I am so glad.  Was wondering how this story would end.

    I wonder if there are any laws (OK, it’s Tennessee) under which the AG can prosecute these Martin Shkreli wanna be’s.

  12. 12.

    Gin & Tonic

    March 15, 2020 at 4:27 pm

    @Patricia Kayden: I am shocked!

  13. 13.

    SiubhanDuinne

    March 15, 2020 at 4:28 pm

    @Bookeater (formerly JosieJ): I read it this morning. It outraged me, yes, but I have to admit I was also laughing my big white flabby white ass off. Cry me a fuckin river.

  14. 14.

    Elizabelle

    March 15, 2020 at 4:31 pm

    It’s hard to see anything with the video clip.  I wonder if it is what it purports to be.

    I rather hope they did get raided, and find their asses being indicted next.

    USA Today, from the Louisville-Courier Journal:
    Tennessee AG cracks down on men who hoarded thousands of sanitizer bottles amid shopper scare

    As cleaning supplies and hand sanitizer fly off grocery store shelves in a rush of coronavirus panic shopping, two Tennessee men are being ordered to stop hoarding and reselling in-demand products online.

    Noah Colvin, of Hixson, Tennessee, took a 1,300-mile road trip in early March across Tennessee and Kentucky, racking up thousands of bottles of hand sanitizer to resell online.

    … On Saturday night, Tennessee Attorney General Herbert Slatery III announced his office had ordered the Colvins to stop buying and selling while they’re investigated for price gouging.

    “We will not tolerate price gouging in this time of exceptional need, and we will take aggressive action to stop it,” said Slatery in a press release.
    Tennessee and Kentucky have anti-price gouging laws to prevent necessities from being sold at a mark-up during states of emergency — a status that both states are under to fight the coronavirus.

    An online petition calling on Slatery to prosecute Matt Colvin has thousands of signatures.

    “This is a time where we have to focus on helping our neighbors, not profiting from them,” said Kentucky Attorney General Daniel Cameron. “We’re not going to tolerate selfish actions that put the health of Kentuckians at risk, and I’m grateful for Tennessee Attorney General Herbert Slatery’s partnership in bringing an end to this harmful scheme.”

  15. 15.

    germy

    March 15, 2020 at 4:33 pm

    In a puzzling — but perhaps not entirely surprising — display of bad timing, the Trump administration is reportedly thinking about relaxing federal oversight on nursing homes amid a viral pandemic that has already proved particularly dangerous for nursing homes.
    According to the New York Times, the proposed plan has been in the works since at least last summer, before the coronavirus began spreading around the world.

  16. 16.

    p.a.

    March 15, 2020 at 4:37 pm

    He’s commented here.  Good stuff:

     

    http://bonddad.blogspot.com/2020/03/coronavirus-update-reason-for-alarm.html

  17. 17.

    MattF

    March 15, 2020 at 4:38 pm

    Bit of culinary/social news: Jose Andres, the DC area chef, is closing all his restaurants and reopening them as community kitchens.

  18. 18.

    Elizabelle

    March 15, 2020 at 4:39 pm

    @MattF:   Not surprising.  Such a good man.

  19. 19.

    Brachiator

    March 15, 2020 at 4:41 pm

    @Patricia Kayden:

    The administration’s struggle to mitigate the coronavirus outbreak has been marked by infighting and blame-shifting, misinformation and missteps, and a slow recognition of the danger

    In other words, another typical day in the Trump Administration

    A Three Stooges Slapfest comes to mind.

  20. 20.

    WereBear

    March 15, 2020 at 4:42 pm

    I’ll say this: the Gouger moved in early March, which was faster and more purposeful than the federal government.

    He should drop a CV off at the White House. They don’t care about any felonies or silly stuff like that!

  21. 21.

    p.a.

    March 15, 2020 at 4:43 pm

    TPM, good point.  Mr. DeBlasio?

    The decision to close schools involves a complex social and epidemiological calculus. But the act of closing schools itself seems to play a decisive role in public messaging. Populations don’t move into a true crisis footing until they hear that school systems are closing. Then they do.

  22. 22.

    Brachiator

    March 15, 2020 at 4:45 pm

    @8 man shell:

    But his original intent was to gouge people. From the story you link,

    he admitted to purchasing over 17,700 bottles of hand sanitizer with his brother Noah Colvin and selling them at high prices to try and make a big profit. The former Air Force technical sergeant said he sold the items between $8 to $70, as did many other sellers..

  23. 23.

    Dorothy A. Winsor

    March 15, 2020 at 4:47 pm

    Repeating from thread below. Restaurants and bars to close in Illinois. Governor and Mayor Lightfoot and head of restaurant association on TV now

  24. 24.

    Krope, the Formerly Dope

    March 15, 2020 at 4:48 pm

    @Elizabelle: We will not tolerate price gouging in this time of exceptional need

    …at other times, yes, but not now. And certainly not by some plebeian.

  25. 25.

    Mnemosyne

    March 15, 2020 at 4:54 pm

    @Elizabelle:

    Ah, so it sounds like multiple assholes thought up the same price-gouging scheme and their stories are getting conflated together.

  26. 26.

    Mnemosyne

    March 15, 2020 at 4:59 pm

    @p.a.:

    People didn’t start panic-buying here in LA until the schools started closing. Toilet paper and hand sanitizer was all gone a couple of weeks ago, but you didn’t have empty food shelves and refrigerated cases until Friday.

  27. 27.

    WereBear

    March 15, 2020 at 5:00 pm

    @Mnemosyne: Canceling giant sports events and shutting down amusement parks, too.

  28. 28.

    ShadeTail

    March 15, 2020 at 5:01 pm

    All of you complaining that this is exactly what pharmaceutical companies have always been doing…

    Please spare us your whataboutism. Seriously, shut up with that shit. We are outraged that insulin and cancer drugs and other “specialty” meds are basically a legal hostage situation. We are trying to put an end to that. And even if we weren’t, this goober was still nothing more than a barely legal(?) scalper trying to profit off other people’s panic and misery. Any at least half-way decent person would agree that this was some utter bullshit.

    I don’t know if you folks are just trying to virtue-signal on this, or if you think we’re unwilling to tackle more than one outrage at a time, but either way, knock it off.

  29. 29.

    trollhattan

    March 15, 2020 at 5:10 pm

    @MattF:

    Here’s my nomination of Jose Andres for the Nobel Peace Prize. A beacon of humanity in the midst of a shitstorm of open theft, depravity and non-governance.

  30. 30.

    mrmoshpotato

    March 15, 2020 at 5:11 pm

    @Patricia Kayden: Oh come on!  Can’t the Post just flat out call them a grifter bastard adminstration of mobster shitheads?

  31. 31.

    mrmoshpotato

    March 15, 2020 at 5:14 pm

    @Brachiator: Moe, Larry and Curly do not deserve that comparison.  Shame on you. :)

  32. 32.

    Darkrose

    March 15, 2020 at 5:18 pm

    @p.a.: I’m not sure about the weather angle. It’s been unseasonably warm in Sacramento this month—mid 70’s and low 80’s last week—and we’ve had several confirmed cases and at least one death. It’s also difficult to make projections given that so little testing has been done.

  33. 33.

    Elizabelle

    March 15, 2020 at 5:21 pm

    @ShadeTail:   Thank you!  I was feeling the same way.

    Tire of the virtue signaling and Eeyorism here.

  34. 34.

    WaterGirl

    March 15, 2020 at 5:23 pm

    @Dorothy A. Winsor: I believe that is just eat-in;  there is still take-out from restaurants in Illinois.

    Unless there has been a change from an hour ago?

  35. 35.

    LAC

    March 15, 2020 at 5:52 pm

    @ShadeTail: A fucking men

  36. 36.

    J R in WV

    March 15, 2020 at 6:19 pm

    @ShadeTail:

    I don’t know if you folks are just trying to virtue-signal on this [price gouging], or if you think we’re unwilling to tackle more than one outrage at a time, but either way, knock it off.

    Well said, I’m with you. Fuq these assholes, take their goods, take their unearned profits.

  37. 37.

    MoCA Ace

    March 15, 2020 at 6:39 pm

    @Dorothy A. Winsor:Restaurants and bars to close in Illinois. Governor and Mayor Lightfoot and head of restaurant association on TV now

    If Florida’s Governor was smart (yes I know) he would do the same right now.  Talked to my son last night and he said several guys he knows have booked cheap flights to Florida.  They weren’t planning on going, but now that the university is shut down and air fair is cheap why not do an extended spring break!  YOLO BABY!

  38. 38.

    WaterGirl

    March 15, 2020 at 6:59 pm

    @MoCA Ace: Once again, it’s only INSIDE dining that is closed.

  39. 39.

    KateP

    March 15, 2020 at 7:53 pm

    @oldgold: DeWine has blown me away. I’ve lived in Ohio all of my life and never voted for him but he has stepped upend become the leader we need. Direct, calm, and science based. He doesn’t sugarcoat the situation, lets people know that there’ll be pain and sacrifices are needed. Friends and family reached out to be sure that I knew he was giving a briefing because they have trust in him since this crisis started. Pence looks good only in comparison to Trump. DeWine surpasses them by far.

  40. 40.

    GC

    March 15, 2020 at 8:19 pm

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBrYDoe6HMk&feature=youtu.be

  41. 41.

    JMS

    March 15, 2020 at 9:51 pm

    I’m just glad the hand sanitizer can go where it’s needed. I’m glad they put a stop to the price gouging but it bothered me that the supply was just sitting there of no use. Speaking of hoarding, I had to order boxes of tissues for my 89-year old father in Honolulu because he was limited to buying 2 boxes at a time at the store (not the good stuff) and only had 6 boxes on hand. Why does he need 6 boxes? I have no idea.

  42. 42.

    Jess

    March 16, 2020 at 12:19 am

    These clowns reminded me of the adage that the capitalist will happily sell you the rope to hang him with. Did it ever occur to them that withholding the supplies that could help their communities maintain their health, and their country avoid economic crisis, could possibly bite them on the ass? Typical red-state voters…

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