Today’s ad, hot off the griddle.
Someone did see it coming. pic.twitter.com/ziS3R4gkkJ— Ben Wexler (@mrbenwexler) March 27, 2020
Been quite the year, this week, hasn’t it? And in the latest cliffhanger, another ‘libertarian’ Repub has decided to play vandal for the cameras:
… Rep. Thomas Massie (R-Ky.) said Thursday that he opposed the bill, approved unanimously by the Senate on Wednesday, as it would add to the national debt. The libertarian lawmaker also is concerned that voting without a quorum present — the majority of the House chamber — would violate the Constitution. He said he has yet to decide whether to press the issue, which could delay a House vote until late Saturday or Sunday…
Pelosi indicated that any future effort would involve all four leaders in Congress. She intends to hunker down in Washington to work on the next steps, rather than heading back to her home in San Francisco, even though the House is not expected to be in session for weeks to come…
SOMEBODY has to be the grown-up in the room, after all. And the Repubs can’t even keep their own team in line.
Testing. Masks. Ventilators.
It’s not a mystery – we need many more.
The President must invoke the Defense Production Act to immediately mass produce and coordinate distribution of these vital supplies. #FamiliesFirst
— Nancy Pelosi (@SpeakerPelosi) March 26, 2020
It’s hard to believe this has to be said, but if I’m elected president, I will always lead the way with science. I will listen to the experts and heed their advice. I will do the opposite of what we’re seeing Donald Trump do every day.
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) March 26, 2020
Congress is about to finish its third coronavirus package. It’s not time for us to go home. It’s time for us to dramatically increase coronavirus testing capacity. I’ve outlined the steps to move us toward this long overdue goal. https://t.co/BMBD1gGFwn
— Elizabeth Warren (@SenWarren) March 26, 2020
This is not the time for Congress to go on recess. Our work isn’t done. We need to force Trump to use the Defense Production Act to ramp up the development of tests and necessary equipment for health care professionals. And we need to do more to help struggling families.
— Elizabeth Warren (@ewarren) March 26, 2020
Before sending anyone back to their jobs, @realdonaldtrump, you should try doing yours. https://t.co/mQ6BgU2uqX
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) March 26, 2020
Donald Trump is suing to take this off TV. You guys know what to do. https://t.co/MixFNN4ARf
— Brian Schatz (@brianschatz) March 26, 2020
WereBear
Apparently, this is what it would take to uproot the poison ivy of Republicans from our national garden. And nothing less.
Baud
Ok weird. I see more tweets with the ad blocker on than with it off.
The Hillary and Schatz tweets don’t show up.
ETA: The last Schatz tweet shows up. Not the others.
Jo Jo las Orejas
Hola hola? ¿Está encendido esto? Jo Jo las orejas aquí.
debbie
Great ad, but who’s putting it out and where are they putting it?
Jo Jo las Orejas
@Baud: He oído de ti de mi mamá. Me alegra conocerlo.
OzarkHillbilly
A little bit down in one of those tweet threads: You wanted a reality show host as president, well now you are on Survivor.
Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes
I have the misfortune of living at the far west end of Massie’s sprawling red pustule of a House district, but work in John Yarmuth’s glorious blue KY-03. I’m actually going to pay a visit to his local office (I was surprised to learn he bothered, but it is a huge geographic spread from Ashland to the Cincy suburbs to the Louisville exurbs) to scream at them until I’m removed by law enforcement. I’ll let you all know how it goes; I want them to hate their jobs.
OzarkHillbilly
@Baud: My adblocker lets me see 9 tweets, how many do you see?
Baud
@OzarkHillbilly:
You didn’t want over prepared….
debbie
@Baud:
I see fewer with an ad blocker. Some disappear when the graphics display.
Baud
@Baud:
I SEE FOUR TWEETS!
I see nine with the ad blocker ON. I’ll check how many I see with it off.
ETA: five with the ad blocker off.
CliosFanBoy
quick q: “Superman: Red Son.” Worth watching?
OzarkHillbilly
@Baud: Heaven forbid…. Being overprepared is just the absolutely worst thing in the world one can be! Imagine being ready for anything.
Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes
@OzarkHillbilly:
That needs to be the epitaph on Chuck Todd’s career.
Quinerly
Can someone free Jo Jo las Orejas from moderation? He’s barking up a storm. I’m afraid he will wake his neighbors in his new home. ?
Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes
I have to also say how much better msnbc is without Tweety.
OzarkHillbilly
@Baud: I need to note, I don’t actually see embedded tweets, I see tweet text only. I thought this was normal but listening to others makes me think they see the graphics too. The only way I see the graphics is if I click on the tweet and go to it.
Quinerly
Boris Johnson is positive for COVID-19.
Anne Laurie
@Baud: My post included one tweet (with video ad) from Ben Wexler, a WaPo extract, a Nancy Pelosi tweet, a Joe Biden tweet, a nested double-tweet from Elizabeth Warren, and a Brian Schatz tweet (with a different video ad).
If you’re getting more than that, well… could they be some kind of furtive scams / ads?
ThresherK
I have never heard of T. Massie (R) from KY, but it appears they just grow these dipshits in labs somewhere.
Hey, someone’s got to be the next Ginny Fox.
Biff Baxter
Boris Johnson tested positive
debbie
@Baud:
I see five with the ad blocker on, one of which has a tweet inside it. So, 5.5.
Jeffro
I’ve kind of had enough of this asking-nicely stuff re: the Defense Production Act.
Step up, national Dems! Tell the Ill Douche that if he won’t invoke it, it will be the first line out of their mouths in every speech they give (and every TV ad they run) going forward, even as cases skyrocket and people start dying for lack of ventilators.
WereBear
@Jeffro:
We need to make a great big noisy fuss.
We are all Ramona Quimby now.
tokyocali (formerly tokyo expat)
My son just came in to say that the UK PM tested positive. Trump is probably freaking about this. It’s coming his way!
ETA: And I see others beat me to it!
burnspbesq
@Quinerly:
See? There is a God, and She will provide.
Quinerly
@Anne Laurie: Hi Anne! Can you restore Jo Jo las Orejas comments? He is not spam or troll. He’s just a little bi lingual puppy wanting to make the morning crew smile. Water Girl told him earlier in the week he could comment off of my account. ?
Ten Bears
Looks more and more everyday like an outright case of waging biological warfare on the American people, that this “pandemic” is no different than Christians handing out smallpox laced blankets to the natives. The Trump Virus because Trump brought it here and turned it loose to kill off a bunch of us.
This goes beyond providing aid and comfort …
OzarkHillbilly
@Quinerly: There is a pack of beagles down in the valley that spends most of it’s time “stuck in moderation”. As bad as their barking/howling gets, it’s worse when they get out.
Anne Laurie
@Quinerly: Damn! I’m so tired, I accidentally trashed two Jo Jo comments as spam… and had to go fish them out from between multiple multi-screen copypasta screeds from ‘bible believers’ going blog-to-blog. Sorry, Jo Jo!
(And now: to bed… )
Baud
@Anne Laurie:
I see a second Schatz, a Hillary,a Schumer, and a second Warren (not the double tweet, but a second tweet).
germy
mrmoshpotato
@Quinerly: Link?
WereBear
@Quinerly: So being an asshole IS no protection!
Quinerly
@Anne Laurie: he is very smart and thought he had it set up as a morning surprise with Watergirl. He was up early wanting to be the first commenter and to meet Baud! Bi lingual puppies are challenging.
germy
OzarkHillbilly
@Anne Laurie: post included one tweet (with video ad) from Ben Wexler, (check) (but no video)
a WaPo extract, (check)
a Nancy Pelosi tweet, (check)
a Joe Biden tweet, (check)
a nested double-tweet from Elizabeth Warren, (shows as 2 seperate tweets)
and a Brian Schatz tweet (with a different video ad). (I have 2 Schatz tweets sandwiched around a Hillary tweet)
Jo Jo las Orejas
@Baud: ¿Me considerarás tu compañero de fórmula en 2028? Me encanta correr.
Baud
@Jo Jo las Orejas:
Mucha gusta conocerlo, Señor Jo Jo. Su madre es demasiado simpatica.
debbie
@tokyocali (formerly tokyo expat):
The Universe is a true proponent of karma.
Patricia Kayden
Jo Jo las Orejas
@Baud: Estoy tan feliz. Espero no tener el síndrome de Happy Tail.
WereBear
I was told the free market would solve all these problems!
Baud
@Jo Jo las Orejas:
¿No quieres correr contra Joe Biden en la primaria democrática en 2024?
germy
@WereBear:
Jo Jo las Orejas
@OzarkHillbilly: Hola. He sabido de ti por tía Roja.
Anne Laurie
@Baud: Okay… thought I’d transferred a couple of those into the coronavirus thread, so I tried hand-loading them again, and some of them now show up for me, but some don’t.
Gonna blame it on the FYWP gremlin that chimera’d Betty’s and Dave’s posts yesterday morning!
germy
Anne Laurie
@OzarkHillbilly: F! Y! W! P!
Baud
I hate when they interview little kids about the coronavirus because they are all more articulate than I am.
Amir Khalid
@WereBear:
No, no. no. The free market doesn’t exist to solve problems. It exists to profit from problems, sometimes by solving them but not necessarily.
JPL
Was anyone else watching the Today show? After an interview with Drew Brees, Hoda had a teary moment. It was an expression that we all feel. \
germy
Baud
@JPL:
I saw it.
Jo Jo las Orejas
@Baud: Yo creo que no. No tendré edad suficiente.
germy
JPL
@Baud: It was painful for me to watch, because that is where we are at. We know that the president would not be capable of expressing any type of empathy.
debbie
@germy:
BoJo’s American Cousin.
MJS
I am in favor, if it’s safe, for all Dems to stay in Washington while all the Republicans take a recess. No need to meet – just pick two Dems, each day, to do a press briefing, one in the morning and one in the afternoon, explaining what the Democrats’ plans are, and pointing out that the Republicans are nowhere to be found.
germy
rikyrah
Good Morning, Everyone ???
Betty Cracker
I didn’t watch the latest episode of the Trump Reality Show: Coronavirus Survivor last night, but I’ve seen some disturbing recaps from epidemiologists about Dr. Birx’s contributions.
debbie
@Anne Laurie:
I see them all now. Thanks!
rikyrah
@Jo Jo las Orejas:
Hi ?
germy
@Betty Cracker: Yes. I was hoping she was one of the good people, but lately she’s been disappointing.
Baud
@rikyrah:
Good morning.
Gin & Tonic
@Quinerly: But is it pronounced “Joe Joe” like in American, or “Jo Jo”as in the español?
Jo Jo las Orejas
@rikyrah: Hola. ¡He estado esperando toda la mañana para darte los buenos días! Mi mamá dijo que te gustaran los perritos.
Patricia Kayden
Ohio Mom
Le Comte de @7: Just go to Masse’s web site and keep scrolling until you find the list of his offices with their phone numbers. Then everyday, call the interns who answer the phone.
Ask them their names, and refer to them by their names, often. Ask them questions to see if they truly understand the facts (I had to explain what per capita meant to one of my Rep’s underlings who said the numbers from Italy didn’t count because they are a much smaller country than the US).
I always tell them I don’t expect my call to sway their incorrigible boss but that they are young, have their whole lives ahead of them, and I want them to have good lives, doing good things, and they can change the path they are on.
You can take a different approach to your phone calls, but please stay home, this is no time to not socially distance. Plus, you will get to annoy them many times rather than just once.
cliosfanboy
@germy: trump ruins everything he touches
Baud
@Jo Jo las Orejas:
Ay no. No podemos esperar para mover la ventana Overton.
Ohio Mom
Amir@51: What a wonderfully pithy observation about the Free Market existing to profit off of problems. I writing that down to use the rest of my life.
Patricia Kayden
Cameron
@germy: Maybe she meant 40% of the Electoral College.
Quinerly
@Gin & Tonic: The vet in Espanola, New Mexico who fostered him while he was recovering from a badly fractured left hindleg (fractured before he was 6 weeks old) named him Joey. I didn’t care for it. Changed it to Jo Jo. Pronounced “Joe Joe.” Obviously I did not realize that he mostly understood Spanish when he rescued me.
rikyrah
germy
I blame Balloon-Juice.
Amir Khalid
@Ohio Mom:
You are very kind.
germy
@Cameron: The tumbleweed has shown remarkable immunity.
SFAW
@Ten Bears:
Disclaimer: not a lawyer, nor Constitutional expert. But I don’t think the definition of “Treason” currently includes “aiding and abetting the deaths of shitloads of Americans from COVID-19.”
Check and mate, libtard.
comrade scotts agenda of rage
@OzarkHillbilly:
When we moved to the Millennial Epicenter, aka Denver, I’ve been overwhelmed by the urban dog population. It’s a residency requirement it seems.
But no beagles. Meanwhile, for 22+ years living back in Misery, I learned to hate beagles because everybody had em and it was more or less as you describe. It’s unfair to blame the beagles when it was their dumbass bubba owners.
Baud
@germy:
I’m more inclined to believe it’s God’s wrath for the Senate acquitting Trump.
Jo Jo las Orejas
@Baud: Me gusta mirar por la ventana. A veces ladro cuando veo una ardilla. ¿Te gusta el queso? Me gusta el queso americano. Me siento para el queso. Aprendí esa semana ladt.
OzarkHillbilly
@Anne Laurie: I’m pretty sure the adblocker is having some fun at our expense. I have long assumed as much, don’t ask me why because I’m sure I did not come up with that idea on my own. Some techie geek had to have planted that seed in my Luddite brain.
Baud
@Jo Jo las Orejas:
¿El queso no te das el gas?
SFAW
@WereBear:
It is. It’s just that the “free market” definition of “all these problems” is somewhat different from that used by a rational/compassionate human being.
NotMax
@OzarkHillbilly
Ditto on text only and on nine.
OzarkHillbilly
But only after the pain of sickness and death have sufficiently raised the profit margins.
Jo Jo las Orejas
@comrade scotts agenda of rage: Hola. Soy un cachorro urbano Aprendí muy rápidamente cómo pavonear mis cosas de cachorro con una correa. Mi mamá y yo también nos unimos a un parque para perros. Estoy haciendo amigos
NotMax
@Quinerly
Making you…
Jo Jo Ma.
evodevo
@ThresherK: Yes. I hated her. The two of them have a LOT in common.
OzarkHillbilly
@Jo Jo las Orejas: You know, if you keep this up my pidgin Mexican Spanish is gonna come back to me.
Jo Jo las Orejas
@Baud: Me tiro un pedo y corro. Si mi mamá me atrapa, le doy ojos de cachorro. Ella no sabe que yo sé que está mal.
Jo Jo las Orejas
@OzarkHillbilly: ?
SFAW
@OzarkHillbilly:
Jo Jo is a dog, not a bird. Must I mansplain everything to you?
Gin & Tonic
@NotMax: Go away. Don’t come back.
Immanentize
@Baud: You and JoJo better be careful, that kinda talk got Ola Azul kicked off the site. And C’mon — you ? the Overton Window!
Amir Khalid
@Gin & Tonic:
How dare you shoo away The Master of Cringe!
Immanentize
@Quinerly: He is a sweet pup, but does he bark like that all night long?
Immanentize
@NotMax: oh my God. Does your brain work like that non stop?
Jo Jo las Orejas
@SFAW: Adiós. Me voy de paseo. Por favor, diles a Subaru Diane y Elizabelle que los estaba buscando. Los veré luego. Me gusta este lugar. Volveré. Me gusta hacer sonreír a los humanos.
Jo Jo las Orejas
@NotMax: Adiós.
Immanentize
@Baud: They had their chance to rid us of this pestilence.
NotMax
@OzarkHillbilly
In today’s coronavrius post, I count 33 separate tweets. 15 presses of the Page Down button on keyboard before getting to first comment. You as well?
Steeplejack
@WereBear:
Apparently it is, just not in a way we like!
OzarkHillbilly
@comrade scotts agenda of rage: It really ticks me off when they show up here hot on the trail of some deer that passed thru 3 hrs ago, lose the trail and then spend the rest of the day and night trying to make me feel guilty for not taking them in and forcing me to keep my 2 hounds inside. Sometimes they are gone by morning but more often not.
They are well fed, but that is the only good thing I can say for their treatment.
OzarkHillbilly
@NotMax: Ouch.
NotMax
@Immanentize
¡Sí cómo no!
Immanentize
@OzarkHillbilly: There used to be this guy in NYC who would come on a Subway car with his sax. He would pass the hat and get little, then he would blow like a crazed and trapped Ornette Coleman for about two minutes. Then he would say, would you spare a little to get me to leave? And pass the hat again.
Sounds like your neighborhood beagle plan.
OzarkHillbilly
@NotMax: First or 2nd covid post?
Immanentize
@NotMax: my all time favorite Spanish phrase outside of “Si, pero no.”
NotMax
@OzarkHillbilly
The post immediately below this one on the front page, time stamped 6:47 a.m.
OzarkHillbilly
@Immanentize: One does not plan with beagles. They are a force of nature unto themselves. If you have never seen this video spend a minute and 49 secs watching: Beagle Escape.
germy
Is Tara Reade going to be the next big story?
I don’t know much about the situation. I don’t trust much of what I read on the subject.
OzarkHillbilly
@Immanentize: My all time favorite Spanish phrase has always been “Lo siento, mi no hablo mucho Espanol.” Well, that and “Cerveca fria por favor!”
ETA depending on circumstances, “Donde es el bano?” can be #1.
NotMax
@Immanentize
Kind of partial to “se pongo se.”
Immanentize
@OzarkHillbilly: You shared that before — but I am always happy to watch it again and again. Smart dogs.
Immanentize
@OzarkHillbilly: I once counted and back in the late 90s I had picked up the ability to say, Two beers, please! In 8 languages. 9 if you include saying it in Scotland.
Gin & Tonic
@Immanentize: I found the Vietnamese word for beer easy to remember.
NotMax
@Immanentize
Easy to remember in Scotland.
“The usual, lassie.”
:)
Baud
@OzarkHillbilly:
También Numero dos.
Immanentize
@Gin & Tonic: beer?
Immanentize
@Baud: you have been NotMax infected!
Sab
@Quinerly: I had a rescue dog year ago in Las Vegas NV. He was found running loose in a parking lot. He was obviously from a loving home. We ran found dog ads but no luck. A couple of years later I was out walking him when I stopped to chat with our new Puerto Rican neighbor. Turns out the dog understood Spanish and responded to Spanish commands.
We’d been running the ads in the wrong papers. Should have had them in the Spanish papers.
OzarkHillbilly
@Immanentize: HA!
raven
@Sab: I found an Aussie once and named him Pepper. He’d ride in the back of my truck, (I know, don’t do that) watch through the windshield for oncoming cars and bit at them as they passed! After about 2 months I was at a grocery store and a kid came up and said “hey, that’s my dog”. I gave him back.
OzarkHillbilly
@Baud: That all depends on how much Montezuma hates me. ETA, Numero uno was always done behind the back wall, one does not waste water
raven
@Betty Cracker: The five o’clock follies is what they were called in Vietnam.
Baud
@Immanentize: I’d rather have COVID-19.
Dorothy A. Winsor
So Boris Johnson has COVID19, Trump doesn’t believe NY needs all those ventilators, and Rudy G is apparently just experimenting with whatever drugs he has in his medicine chest, getting ready to cure us with some combination he discovers.
The good news is, the day can only get better from here.
I saw the cover for The Wysman, the book coming out in June. I’m not sure if I like it but it’s too late now. And I do think the book is not bad. I guess that’s my morning good news.
Have we really been in lockdown for only a week?
OzarkHillbilly
@Baud: I’ve had them twice. Once in a little mountain village during a monsoonal downpour at 6 AM. Came flying out of my sleeping bag and barely got my pants down before the gushing began in the middle of the dirt road. Looked up and saw a small child watching me from the door of her hut. I could only imagine what she was thinking about the gringo loco.
The bright side? I didn’t need to wipe, the world was my bidet.
germy
NotMax
@Baud
It’s sheer dumb luck there wasn’t an episode of Star Trek which began thusly:
“Stardate 54321 point oh. Orbiting planet Covid 19.”
;)
schrodingers_cat
@germy: Putin is beta testing attacks he will use on Biden in fall through the BS campaign. Just like he did in 2016.
NotMax
@Dorothy A. Winsor
Rudy doubtless doggedly tracking down rumors the virus was cooked up in a lab in Tehran funded by Burisma.
germy
Bob Dylan has a new song out. About JFK. Murder Most Foul
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NbQkyvbw18
raven
@NotMax: When we went fishing in Mexico in 72 we took Ralphie,
There were roadblocks every 50 miles or so and the federales always tried to buy “Lassie”!
NotMax
@raven
Wow. Purple haze, dude.
raven
@NotMax: We took a couple of quarters of great red Lebanese . We camped on the beach where they filmed Catch 22 and had a ball. They last day we still had a good bit left and you didn’t want to go north in Mexico holding so we smoked it all! We got about 10 miles and hit one of the roadblocks. I got out and dealt with the feds and the other folks sat in the car staring at the Mexican soldiers with their 30 cals pointed at them. I was fine but they were scared shitless!
Jeffro
Yeah but isn’t that kind of always the case with Rudy 911?
germy
Emma from FL
@Dorothy A. Winsor: Let us know as soon as the pre-order is up on Amazon!
NotMax
@raven
Those were the days, my friend
We thought they’d never end
We’d sing and dance forever and a day
We’d live the life we choose
We’d fight and never lose
For we were young and sure to have our way
Dorothy A. Winsor
@Emma from FL: Thanks. I will.
Fair Economist
@Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes: Let us know if you need bail support.
Baud
Via Reddit, heh.
Just One More Canuck
@Jo Jo las Orejas: Tendrás 35 años en años de perros?
Gin & Tonic
One here for raven.
raven
@NotMax:
While riding on a train goin’ west
I fell asleep for to take my rest
I dreamed a dream that made me sad
Concerning myself and the first few friends I had
With half-damp eyes I stared to the room
Where my friends and I’d spent many an afternoon
Where we together weathered many a storm
Laughin’ and singin’ till the early hours of the morn
By the old wooden stove where our hats was hung
Our words were told, our songs were sung
Where we longed for nothin’ and were satisfied
Jokin’ and talkin’ about the world outside
With hungry hearts through the heat and cold
We never much thought we could get very old
We thought we could sit forever in fun
But our chances really was a million to one
As easy it was to tell black from white
It was all that easy to tell wrong from right
And our choices they was few so the thought never hit
That the one road we traveled would ever shatter and split
How many a year has passed and gone?
Many a gamble has been lost and won
And many a road taken by many a first friend
And each one I’ve never seen again
I wish, I wish, I wish in vain
That we could sit simply in that room again
Ten thousand dollars at the drop of a hat
I’d give it all gladly if our lives could be like that
OzarkHillbilly
@raven: Heh. On my first trip to Mexico, we got stopped in the mountains by a small army convoy. They made us all get out and lined all 8 of us up on the side of the road while they strip searched the Suburban. I knew it wasn’t a big deal but I still felt this almost over powering urge coming over me to get up and start running down the road, just like in so many movies, and in my mind’s eye ending with my bullet riddled body laying in the middle of the road, of course.
They were really quite nice and polite. One of us had gotten some bad burns on his rib cage the night before (2nd degree bordering on 3rd) and when the commander saw it he called a medic over to treat him.
35 years ago and I still remember it like it was yesterday.
NotMax
@NotMax
For the uninitiated.
germy
Twas’ a dark day in dallas, november ’63
the day that would live on in infamy
President Kennedy was a-ridin’ high
good day to be livin and a good day to die
being led to the slaughter like a sacrificial lamb
he say wait a minute boys you know who i am
of course we do, we know who you are
then they blew off his head while he was still in the car
shot down like a dog in broad daylight
was a matter of timing and the timing was right
you got unpaid debts we’ve come to collect
we gonna kill you with hatred, without any respect
we’ll mock you and shock you and we’ll put it in your face
we’ve already got someone here to take your place
the day they blew out the brains of the king
thousands were watching no one saw a thing
WereBear
@Ohio Mom: Wanted you to know there is brilliance in your strategy!
NotMax
@raven
As the years have flown by, Is That All There Is has become not only more poignant but more prescient.
NotMax
@NotMax
Linky.
OzarkHillbilly
@Ohio Mom: @WereBear: My problem is I can never get past, “FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCKS!!!!”
mad citizen
@germy: Oh my, I’ve never heard this one. By google it appears to be something new. Can’t listen to it all until I have non-work time, but the first minute and a half has me tearing up. Thanks Bob and germy!
Immanentize
@germy: Thanks! Classic Bob. Lots of cliches then moments of absolute brilliance.
raven
@OzarkHillbilly: Oh yea! On our last trip 20 years ago my rod holder was a “Bazuka”.
They were VERY interested in that!
NotMax
@Immanentize
Did someone say cliches?
:)
Ohio Mom
WereBear @153, as a Jewish Mother, it is my heritage to lay on guilt.
OH@156: if you lose it and start cussing, they do as trained: “I don’t have to listen to this, CLICK!” I admit, sometimes their thick-headedness gets to me. They tend to be on the not-so-smart, not-well-educated side, walking examples of the kind of white privilege Republicans champion.
Cheryl from Maryland
@germy: He was also excellent as “Union Bob” in the TV show “Mozart in the Jungle.”
NotMax
@Cheryl from Maryland
A brilliant show which lost its way and never found the path back.
OzarkHillbilly
@Ohio Mom: I actually never have called, for the plain and simple reason that #1; I know for a fact I could never get past “FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCKS!!!” and #2, I don’t believe in abusing people over the phone, no matter how much they may deserve it. So I write, and rewrite and rewrite until I finally get something down that is at least somewhat respectful. It’s still gonna hit the round file, but hopefully they read it first and at least I tried.
Another Scott
17,224 new COVID-19 cases in the USA yesterday according to https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/#countries
Twice that of Spain. More than twice that of Germany or Italy.
SP Warren is right – the only way forward is more testing, extended social isolation, and people following the recommendations to Wash Your Hands!!
Hang in there, everyone.
Cheers,
Scott.
OzarkHillbilly
@Another Scott: Where are you getting that number? Your link says 327. ETA Never mind, I found it.
ETA2 : Seems awfully high for at this point, I wonder where it is coming from (as in old cases of it newly counted etc)
japa21
@Another Scott: In addition to there being far more cases that we don’t know about due to lack of testing, the same is true of deaths.
JH has the US with 1301 deaths, but it may be close to double because it only officially counts when an official diagnosis has been confirmed.
Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes
@raven:
I always wondered whether the service at the Rex was as good as it was when we went there and sat on the roof – delightfully crisp Grey Goose martinis delivered quickly, some sort of awesomely spiced peanut snacks to nibble on while we looked at the towers a of a gigantic Asian city devoted to piles and piles and piles of money.
All as we listened to a cover band playing “Can You Feel the Love Tonight” from The Lion King. Knowing the history of the Follies, I had to chuckle.
Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes
BTW – yesterday, I entered the brave new world of trying to mediate a case (I was the mediator) where everyone appeared electronically. I never liked it when one side did it in the past – and this was triply bad, and doomed to fail.
Some things really require some physical presence, all you introverts notwithstanding.
NotMax
Cutting to the bone.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
@Betty Cracker: I’ve seen some disturbing recaps from epidemiologists about Dr. Birx’s contributions.
she also went on Pat Robertson’s network to praise the president
Reminds me of Karen Hughes going on TV during the controversy over stem-cell research, to hold up the great big books Our Only President had really and truly read.
Miss Bianca
@germy: One of my favorite movies, and he was so great in it. RIP, Mark. : (
raven
@Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes: I drove by the joint on the way to the Mekong Delta a few times!
danielx
Donald Trump, attentive to any kind of data aside from the stock market? Really?
My bullshit detectors burned bright red for so long the bulbs have burned out.
NotMax
@danielx
“Cool! I can make lots of paper airplanes from this.”
schrodingers_cat
@danielx: I don’t trust the blonde scarf lady.
Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes
@raven:
It is pretty well dwarfed now by all the big money towers in the vicinity.
I wouldn’t have minded staying there for the nostalgia (we were at the Intercontinental, which was, as they are in every location, beautiful, modern and stylish).
Tenar Arha
I’ve got arthritis & a herniated disc, so I try not to power walk my hills every day, but I’m actually contemplating breaking that schedule bc I’m so angry about that fuckhead & his criminal clan in the WH right now.
The news about his treatment of Gov. Whitmer (gee I wonder what’s different about her from the other governors) & the shoulda-been-sperm-dribbles’ balking at the cost of the ventilator contract bc there might have been a surplus, well that broke me last night & I’m still furious.
On an semi-unrelated note, as part of my spring cleaning I found where I’d stashed my lightweight dumbbells & my Thermabands (resistance bands). So if anyone has a suggestion for online resources for orthopedically gentle weight training, feel free to recommend.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
I don’t know if instituting DPA could put a stop to this, but it strikes even my cynical, skeptical self as something an effective use of the bully pulpit could address
germy
@schrodingers_cat:
JPL
@Gin & Tonic: I saw the number out of Albany yesterday. They are rapidly catching to the county I live in, but there is a major difference. Fulton Cty has over a million and Dougherty Cty has under 100,000
NotMax
@japa21
Oops. State Recalls Initial COVID-19 Related Death as Test Proves to be Negative
catclub
@Jim, Foolish Literalist: Birx is a holdover from the Obama admin, where she was a global AIDS coordinator.
She is known to be ‘diplomatic’ – maybe she thinks staying and doing her job is important.
Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes
Twitler turned the firehose of hate onto baby-faced nutbag Massie. Every single line is busy, and has been busy for quite a while this morning.
Wonder how it feels to have both left AND right unified against you in abject hatred? And how stupid do you have to be to be dumber than Louie Gohmert?
Charlie Manson, Ted Bundy and John Wayne Gacy probably claimed more fans.
raven
@Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes: I stayed in a Nookie factory on Tu Do Street once. They stole my wallet.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
@catclub: that’s what I tell myself about Fauci, too, and I doubt it was her idea to go on CBN, and yet….
Le Comte de Monte Cristo, fka Edmund Dantes
Oh, fuck – I don’t know how to embed tweets, but here’s what John Kerry had to say:
NotMax
@JPL
Absolutely irrelevant. Only memories have of a trip to Albany are uniformly negative except dining at (now history) Keeler’s.
raven
@JPL: My bride has health department contacts there and they trace this to a funeral and subsequent gathering. The entire area is still really in bad shape from the hurricane. We drive through there on the way to the beach.
sdhays
@catclub: Well, keeping the public well-informed should be part of the job she’s trying to hold, so we know she’s failing at that. And there’s no real evidence that what she’s doing behind the scenes is all that important since Dump continues to do absolutely nothing.
Citizen Alan
@germy: I am livid over this transparent bullshit. I don’t hate Bernie and his cult more than Shitgibbon and the MAGAts, but damned if it’s not nearly as much.
NotMax
@Citizen Alan
Livid is the new baseline.
Cedichou
Can anyone get through Biden’s team and tell them to NEVER use “if I’m elected,” but “WHEN I’M ELECTED.” There should be no doubt from him that he’s going to win. He MUST win.
SteverinoCT
@OzarkHillbilly:
I was flipping ahead in my Spanish I book and found what became my favorite phrase (and it worked when I used it on Sra. Perez!): ¿Qué sé yo? — How should I know?