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You are here: Home / Healthcare / COVID-19 Coronavirus / COVID-19 Coronavirus Update (Domestic) – Tuesday/Wednesday, March 31 – April 1

COVID-19 Coronavirus Update (Domestic) – Tuesday/Wednesday, March 31 – April 1

by Anne Laurie|  April 1, 20204:55 am| 8 Comments

This post is in: COVID-19 Coronavirus, Show Us on the Doll Where the Invisible Hand Touched You

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To everyone around the world
Who go into the storm each day
We thank you
We salute you pic.twitter.com/1QRUfDRLeI

— CNN Communications (@CNNPR) April 1, 2020

"It's not the flu," Trump says, seeming to finally understand what public health experts have been saying all along.

— Oliver Darcy (@oliverdarcy) March 31, 2020


“There is nothing to be learned from the second kick of a mule.”

The White House Coronavirus Task Force briefing tonight included a stark forecast of the pandemic ahead. In terms of what is at stake for the country, it was the most candid, clearly communicated presentation since the start of these briefings. 1/x

— Tom Inglesby (@T_Inglesby) April 1, 2020

That is the kind of information that Americans need to hear in terms of why all of this large scale social disruption is needed around the country. The Task Force speakers made clear the next 2-3 weeks will bring a great deal of disease in many place in the country. 3/x

— Tom Inglesby (@T_Inglesby) April 1, 2020

they went to distancing early on (insert seattle freeze jokes here), have excellent research facilities/universities and a good public health system. on top of that, people are doing the right thing and as a result the virus has not exploded

— Gerry Doyle (@mgerrydoyle) April 1, 2020

“In early March, a majority (52%) of Americans said that the coronavirus outbreak had not affected them personally in any way—that has fallen to just 9%.”

These poll results are …incredible? This moment seems almost unparalleled as a mass experience. https://t.co/gwnzZjEl05 pic.twitter.com/8YrG1tXH9R

— Robinson Meyer (@yayitsrob) March 31, 2020


.@IHME_UW projects April 14 will be the peak day for hospital resource needs, based on the current trajectory of the US #Covid19 outbreak.
Why do we need to #FlattenTheCurve? The numbers in red on the left are capacity. The numbers in the blue circle are how far they fall short. pic.twitter.com/PAF2nAYHEn

— Helen Branswell (@HelenBranswell) March 31, 2020

Shortages of #COVID19 Emergency Equipment
in U.S. Cities: A Survey of the Nation’s Mayors

• 91.5% of cities do not have an adequate supply of face masks for their first responders & medical personnel.
• 88.2% do not have an adeq supply of PPEs
MORE pic.twitter.com/VFRDKmWvXp

— Laurie Garrett (@Laurie_Garrett) April 1, 2020

Cities/3 #COVID19
Across the survey cities able to provide estimates, needed are:
• 28.5 million face masks;
• 24.4 million PPE items;
• 7.9 million test kits; and
• 139,000 ventilators.https://t.co/5T5gHN7b83

— Laurie Garrett (@Laurie_Garrett) April 1, 2020

Huge news: USAID has extended the funding for the PREDICT program, which detects viruses such as coronavirus at the human-wildlife interface. Its grant was set to expire at what in retrospect must have seemed like a bad time. https://t.co/EfyUVc6MdL

— Maryn McKenna (@marynmck) March 31, 2020

It’s truly unbelievable. Our volunteers are amazing, but we cannot force standardized state reporting. https://t.co/c6cNtac91e

— The COVID Tracking Project (@COVID19Tracking) April 1, 2020

In addition to ventilator shortages, the drugs typically given to patients who need to be put the machines are also in short supply https://t.co/pjj7VzlFvA

— Bloomberg (@business) March 31, 2020

Ugh AZ… Where the U.S. Stands Now on Coronavirus Testing – The New York Times https://t.co/CKaul2S0JN

— Dr. Saskia Popescu (@SaskiaPopescu) March 31, 2020

Greetings from the epicenter of #COVID19 #pandemic .@NYGovCuomo "says #coronavirus is ‘more dangerous’ than expected as New York cases jump 14% overnight to 75,795."

At the current rate of ^ NY will eclipse ALL of China (82,278 cases) this before Fri..https://t.co/IdKAHxqzaP

— Laurie Garrett (@Laurie_Garrett) March 31, 2020

Many who test positive for coronavirus (or have high risk for exposure) fear infecting family & friends. Others lack any place to self-isolate.

Solution: Let's promote a crash campaign to help convert hotels into voluntary quarantine centers.@nytopinion https://t.co/9v5I7LVmat

— Carl Minzner (@CarlMinzner) March 31, 2020

For the next installment of @wired’s living oral history of the COVID-19 pandemic, we’re speaking with people across the infection epicenter in New York. Have a story to tell? Email me or [email protected], DM me or tag your story #mycovidstory.

— Garrett M. Graff (@vermontgmg) March 31, 2020

Michigan surpasses 7,600 coronavirus cases; death toll now at 259 https://t.co/2ZOckwBwkz

— Niraj Warikoo (@nwarikoo) March 31, 2020

Found this on a tweet stream under the comment “I figured we’d find a minority to blame the virus on but I didn’t think it’d be Cajuns.” —

Texas Dept. of Public Safety is on the Louisiana-Texas border today enforcing my Executive Order requiring self-quarantine for anyone who travels to Texas from Louisiana.

We want to prevent the #coronavirus from being imported into Texas. #COVID19 #txlege pic.twitter.com/aMrH46g0NZ

— Greg Abbott (@GregAbbott_TX) March 30, 2020

California is expanding the number of hospital beds available during the new coronavirus pandemic with a field hospital at the Santa Clara Convention Center in the San Francisco Bay Area. Members of the California Air National Guard helped set up cots and other equipment pic.twitter.com/BW03MxoYS7

— TIME (@TIME) April 1, 2020

Bill Gates calls for nationwide shutdown: "Shutdown anywhere means shutdown everywhere" https://t.co/08qSEcNHJW pic.twitter.com/io7N7QvET8

— The Hill (@thehill) April 1, 2020

Community mitigation actions can push the peak later and make it lower than it would have without those interventions. Learn more: https://t.co/IbFMdnH3HI 2 of 2 pic.twitter.com/lPbX5G0yXk

— CDC (@CDCgov) March 31, 2020

Since the end of World War II, the U.S. unemployment rate has never even topped 11 percent. https://t.co/4yv9AJc3Ne

— Binyamin Appelbaum (@BCAppelbaum) March 31, 2020

Senator Loeffler not only invested in telecommuting, she sold shares in retail stores including Lululemon and T.J. Maxx and "invested in a company that makes COVID-19 protective garments." https://t.co/nUEABY03u1

— Anthony Michael Kreis (@AnthonyMKreis) April 1, 2020

New: Facebook spox says company is removing a @JamesOKeefeIII video posted today for violating its policies on COVID-19 misinfo.

"Equating COVID-19 with the common flu could cause people not to take the advice of medical professionals and thus contribute to the virus’ spread." pic.twitter.com/OoTLscKLL6

— Oliver Darcy (@oliverdarcy) April 1, 2020

Spokespeople for Twitter and YouTube say the video doesn't break their platform's policies on Covid-19 misinfo.

— Oliver Darcy (@oliverdarcy) April 1, 2020

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  1. 1.

    Patricia Kayden

    April 1, 2020 at 5:30 am

    Some states like Oklahoma and Florida have gotten all they've asked for — and more. Other states are begging for ventilators and gear. Some states say gear is contaminated. Other states say they don't know when packages are coming or what's in them. https://t.co/e1LBqLbNSb— Josh Dawsey (@jdawsey1) March 31, 2020

  2. 2.

    Chyron HR

    April 1, 2020 at 5:38 am

    Army National Guardsman tells Project Veritas #C)VID19 Media Coverage Overblown: “It’s the flu! It’s the flu!… I’m in the tents with them!”

    Imagine spending time and money generating the Party’s propaganda and the idiot setting the Party’s agenda changes his mind on a whim three times a day.

  3. 3.

    Betty Cracker

    April 1, 2020 at 6:04 am

    Meanwhile, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis is waiting for Trump to tell him what to do:

    TALLAHASSEE — Gov. Ron DeSantis on Tuesday said he had no plans to issue a statewide stay-at-home order, partly because he says he hasn’t been told to do so by the White House task force…

    “I’m in contact with (the White House task force) and I’ve said, are you recommending this?” DeSantis said. “The task force has not recommended that to me. If they do, obviously that would be something that carries a lot of weight with me. If any of those task force folks tell me that we should do X, Y or Z, of course we’re going to consider it. But nobody has said that to me thus far.”

    That deference to the White House was later applauded by President Donald Trump, who lauded DeSantis, a close political ally.

    When asked if Florida needed to issue a blanket order, Trump replied that DeSantis is a “great governor who knows exactly what he’s doing.”

    The linked story says that an epidemiologist working with the task force DID tell Florida’s top public health official (a man appointed by DeSantis) that he should shut the state down. But that’s not the same as Trump personally saying “pretty please,” so DeSantis has taken no action so far.

    My guess is one of the scientists prevails upon a Trump administration political appointee or perhaps even Trump himself to advise DeSantis to shut the state down soon. Barn doors, horses, etc.

    Meanwhile, in my all-GOP ruled county, a twisted version of reality seems to be settling in among the suddenly unemployed MAGAs and golf-deprived Fox rage-bot retirees who write letters to the editor of the local rag. The boastful screeds about the stock market and WINNING have been replaced by whining about how Trump’s critics are MEAN and don’t offer constructive advice.

  4. 4.

    Dr. Ronnie James, D.O.

    April 1, 2020 at 8:27 am

    “It’s truly unbelievable. Our volunteers are amazing, but we cannot force standardized state reporting. https://twitter.com/cmyeaton/status/1245165261554176001 …

    Caitlin Rivers, PhD

    ✔

    @cmyeaton

    Spain, Italy, Germany, Singapore publish daily, data-rich epi updates. In the US, situational awareness is largely courtesy of volunteer projects and 50 state health dept websites. We must modernize our surveillance and reporting infrastructure to be able to respond effectively.”

     

    Kinda makes you wish there was a Federal agency set up for just this purpose…it could be like a center for disease control…maybe another one just for prevention…

     

    When the full tale is told, one of the biggest contributors to this crisis has been Federal agencies (FEMA, CDC) not fulfilling their roles under the law. Hopefully this gets covered more as we approach November – Maddow has covered it, and Joe Biden has mentioned it on social media.

  5. 5.

    Redshift

    April 1, 2020 at 11:25 am

    @Chyron HR: Imagine being conspiracy-minded enough to believe that a random National Guard (who probably got his info from watching Fox) is telling the truth and all of the public health experts are lying. If it only affected people who ignore public health advice directly instead of endangering all of us, this could really improve the electorate.

  6. 6.

    opiejeanne

    April 1, 2020 at 11:44 am

    I can’t tell you what’s happening in Washington right now because the flood of information has broken the reporting system.  It has been overwhelmed and the local media has been reduced to adding up data collected county by county.

    That’s right, COVID-19 broke my calculator.

  7. 7.

    LongHairedWeirdo

    April 1, 2020 at 3:09 pm

    re: jokes about the Seattle Freeze… I was a transplant to Seattle, and I noticed two things (from my perspective, as an empathic introvert):

    1) they respected personal space, far more than other parts of the country, and

    2) they’d wait until you were ready to join in – rather than dragging  you in (for the most part).

    And I’d like to note, Seattle has long stretches of dim days – we don’t get torrents of rain, we get lots of misty dribbles, where  you feel stupid for having your umbrella, unless you don’t have it and wish you did (but just barely). That leads to a lot of winter depression, where respecting personal space, and not trying to drag a person out and about are good things.

    (If you’ve never been depressed, you may not understand critical those things can be!)

    I don’t know any jokes about any Seattle Freeze – I’m an introvert, with chronic fatigue, so I just don’t get out enough to learn that sort of pop culture; but it sounds negative. In my experience, Seattle and the surrounding area is a lovely, and loving, place, and I’d like to pretend that if people had a different  perspective, they wouldn’t find anything off-putting.

  8. 8.

    LongHairedWeirdo

    April 1, 2020 at 6:49 pm

    @Betty Cracker: I saw an exchange where people said that Mardi Gras went on as normal. A shocked observer (the reporter?) was all “WTF?” and the response was “remember, we had no warning or declared state of emergency telling us to reduce public contact”.

    Right – DuckDuckGo brings up this link.

    Feb 25 – “everything’s contained!”

    And this time? This time there isn’t a flooded group of school buses that “conservatives” think the mayor could have used to, I dunno, dump people at the side of the road (but OUTSIDE New Orleans, you see) WHILE A CAT 4 HURRICANE WAS ABOUT TO STRIKE.

    (The scare quotes around “conservatives” is because I don’t want to break the profanity filter for saying they’re feces-brained, mendacity-vomiting, total, worthless stench carriers, bound and determined to destroy anything good and wholesome, whenever that’s needed to win the news cycle.)

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