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You are here: Home / Economics / C.R.E.A.M. / Late Night ‘Trump Crime Cartel’ Open Thread: Profiteering on the Pandemic

Late Night ‘Trump Crime Cartel’ Open Thread: Profiteering on the Pandemic

by Anne Laurie|  April 1, 202012:59 am| 41 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., COVID-19 Coronavirus, Open Threads, Republican Venality

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Jared Kushner is demanding his tenants keep paying rent — while asking for leniency from his creditors: WaPo reporterhttps://t.co/yhxnv6z8l7

— Raw Story (@RawStory) March 28, 2020

And then there’s GOP fundraiser Mike Gula!

Trump is oddly certain that COVID supplies are being stolen.

Meanwhile, a Republican operative is oddly certain it makes financial sense for him to shutter his fundraising consultancy and instead launch a company selling those impossible-to-get COVID supplies.

— David Waldman-1, of Yorktown LLC™ (@KagroX) March 31, 2020

Most people would probably think it was a bad bet to quit your profession entirely, for a business model based on the scarcity of medical supplies over the next few weeks or possibly months.

But not him. He sees, as I said… oddly certain. https://t.co/lbdM8AT6v2

— David Waldman-1, of Yorktown LLC™ (@KagroX) March 31, 2020

How many of these impossible-to-get masks has this guy suddenly gotten access to?

“We are getting ready to fill 100 million-unit mask orders.”

Geez! So weird!

— David Waldman-1, of Yorktown LLC™ (@KagroX) March 31, 2020

I figure it’s even odds Gula doesn’t actually have access to this mysterious supply, any more than that Nigerian ‘prince’ online has access to ONE MILLION DOLLARS (US$). But if desperate people wire him a bunch of money for stuff that doesn’t exist… who’s gonna complain they were rooked?

And if they do, well, it’s what a BSD salesguy does, overselling his prospects, sure he may have exaggerated his holdings slightly in the heat of the deal, but his intentions were only the best!

(He just better be giving the Oval Office Occupant a taste, something to wet his beak, is all I’m saying…)

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  1. 1.

    joel hanes

    April 1, 2020 at 1:07 am

     

    re Pallone and mysterious supplies of masks and such

    This is exactly why Trump has mostly not invoked the provisions of the DPA for pandemic materiel, and why the allocation of such materiel has mysteriously been assigned to FEMA and not to HHS.

  2. 2.

    Mary G

    April 1, 2020 at 1:08 am

    This belonged in the earlier goat thread, but I just saw it:

    “Believe me, my young friend, there is nothing — absolutely nothing — half so much worth doing as simply messing about with goats.” pic.twitter.com/El9rdVzHgz— Dick King-Smith HQ (@DickKingSmith) March 31, 2020

    Baby goats jumping is one of my go-to self-soothing Internet searches.

  3. 3.

    ema

    April 1, 2020 at 1:08 am

    Speaking of crime cartels:

    Cash-strapped Americans — even those who lost their jobs — can’t expect to catch a break on their credit report if they miss a loan, rent or mortgage payment because of the coronavirus pandemic, a new report said Tuesday.

    The powerful financial industry successfully lobbied Congress to reject a moratorium on recording missed and late payments on credit reports during the deadly coronavirus pandemic, the Wall Street Journal reported.

  4. 4.

    Mnemosyne

    April 1, 2020 at 1:10 am

    As mrmoshpotato said below, it’s a bust-out. The country has served its purpose and now the Republicans are breaking stuff and looting on their way out.

  5. 5.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    April 1, 2020 at 1:14 am

    @Mnemosyne: Speaking of potatos(or asteroids).

  6. 6.

    James E Powell

    April 1, 2020 at 1:19 am

    @Mnemosyne:

    I don’t think they have any intention of leaving. They think they are going to be in charge forever.

  7. 7.

    Mary G

    April 1, 2020 at 1:19 am

    I put up a link to this Forbes article in the last thread.

    I Spent A Day In The Coronavirus-Driven Feeding Frenzy Of N95 Mask Sellers And Buyers And This Is What I Learned

    Basically medical supplies go through middlemen and right now whoever can prove they have funds in the bank and can pay immediately upon ordering gets the goods. Government agencies who have to be billed don’t stand a chance and they’re all going overseas. Some of those overseas companies almost certainly owned by Republican grifters.

  8. 8.

    mrmoshpotato

    April 1, 2020 at 1:24 am

    @Mnemosyne:

    As mrmoshpotato said below, it’s a bust-out. 

    Stolen from Driftglass – hook, line and sinker. :)

  9. 9.

    mrmoshpotato

    April 1, 2020 at 1:30 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: How much olive oil, salt, pepper and rosemary are aboard New Horizons? ?️

  10. 10.

    terben

    April 1, 2020 at 1:31 am

    I’m opposed to the death penalty, but there are only two crimes that I would countenance an exception for, and one is profiteering during a crisis.

  11. 11.

    wjs

    April 1, 2020 at 1:32 am

    I believe it was that noted public intellectual Britney Spears who told us that we needed to seize the means of production.

    I really hope we break the cycle and throw at least five or six hundred people who have worked and are working for Trump in prison after they have been given fair trials. We can’t let any of this go down the memory hole.

  12. 12.

    NotMax

    April 1, 2020 at 1:41 am

    Are we all Bokononists now?

    Jared Kushner is demanding his tenants keep paying rent

    Must admit to some surprise he’s not raising it.

  13. 13.

    Duane

    April 1, 2020 at 1:44 am

    Tar. Feathers. Gallows. Lamposts. Blindfolds. Pitchforks. Torches.

  14. 14.

    mrmoshpotato

    April 1, 2020 at 1:50 am

    @Duane: You forgot undersea volcanoes.

  15. 15.

    HumboldtBlue

    April 1, 2020 at 1:52 am

    It was bound to happen and Samuel L. Jackson and Jimmy Kimmel did it.

    On another note, when you see a piece of music played up close it sounds different.

  16. 16.

    NotMax

    April 1, 2020 at 1:55 am

    Yuck. Sinuses been cycling between rubbernecking speed and overdrive for most of the day. Something outside bloomed.

  17. 17.

    Mai naem mobile

    April 1, 2020 at 1:56 am

    I brought this up in an earlier thread and I am going to repeat it. I find it unbelievable that Elaine Chao was not aware of the COVID19 situation in China. I know she is Taiwanese American but her family continues to run a huge shipping company in China. I find it unfathomable that nobody in the extended family had a conversation about COVID19 from Dec till February. She’s Trumpovs freaking Sec of Tranportation and Mitch McConnells wife. I am not saying she’s directly responsible but there is at least negligence here. Taiwan took measures during this crisis. She never mentioned to Mitch McConnell that there is some crazy  infectious respiratory   disease in China? I would bet some money that the two are profiting off COVID19 bigly.  Before anybody suggests it, I am not saying in some xenophobic manner. She still has a.big  family business  that has connections to China(there is something named after  the family at Harvard Business School so we are not talking mom and pop business.) Her family still donates money to Mitch’s campaigns so it doesn’t appear that they’re estranged.  Connect the dots.

  18. 18.

    mrmoshpotato

    April 1, 2020 at 1:58 am

    @HumboldtBlue: They had a baby?!  Awwww…..

    Wouldn’t be the first interracial, same-sex relationship baby.

  19. 19.

    Lord Fartdaddy (Formerly, Mumphrey, Smedley Darlington Mingobat, et al.)

    April 1, 2020 at 2:01 am

    These people really are the worst people on Earth.

    Maybe it’s too much to hope for to see them all in jail.  It would be nice, but I’d settle for seeing them all lose every fucking penny they own.

  20. 20.

    pablo

    April 1, 2020 at 2:02 am

    Grifters gotta grift.  Even in times of Pandemic.

  21. 21.

    SiubhanDuinne

    April 1, 2020 at 2:10 am

    @Mary G:

    Baby goats jumping is one of my go-to self-soothing Internet searches.

    Especially the ones in sweaters or pajamas.

  22. 22.

    SiubhanDuinne

    April 1, 2020 at 2:15 am

    @wjs:

    I really hope we break the cycle and throw at least five or six hundred people who have worked and are working for Trump in prison after they have been given fair trials.

    Can we use Trump’s own definition of “fair”?

  23. 23.

    cain

    April 1, 2020 at 2:18 am

    @wjs:

    I think the voting public should make it very clear to the Democratic party that it is on their heads if they do not deliver justice. These folks won’t do anything even if we give them the mandate. For some reason they still cater to republican voters or former trump voters, I have no idea what is going on. It’s like they are in an abusive relationship.

  24. 24.

    NotMax

    April 1, 2020 at 2:20 am

    @SiubhanDuinne

    Take it you are not – *ahem* – kidding.

  25. 25.

    rikyrah

    April 1, 2020 at 2:23 am

    @HumboldtBlue:

    ???????

  26. 26.

    opiejeanne

    April 1, 2020 at 2:27 am

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: I looked at the date. It’s a potato.

  27. 27.

    Duane

    April 1, 2020 at 2:30 am

    @mrmoshpotato: Cyanide. Too easy?

  28. 28.

    Aussie Sheila

    April 1, 2020 at 2:32 am

    If there is one commitment Biden should be held to, it is a promise that there will be a Commission of Inquiry into this cluster. No ‘looking forward not backward’ on this. In fact this should be a key platform promise, made at the Convention in June. The Inquiry should be forensic, and prosecutions should ensue for any of those who failed to carry out their designated duties from when this outbreak was first brought to the attention of relevant officials.

     

    This is less for the satisfaction of revenge after the fact, than a signal that incompetent management will be held accountable notwithstanding the nature of the administration. For tRump, if he loses, he will be pursued legally I am guessing by a number of state AGs. If he wins, I doubt that there will be a functional State in the US a year later. My view is at this point, it is a fifty fifty proposition.

  29. 29.

    terry chay

    April 1, 2020 at 2:38 am

    @cain: Where do you get this crap? Voters gave Obama and the Democratic a mandate that was only a single year (failure to seat Al Franken) and in that time they passed the stimulus and the ACA, the latter without a single Republican vote and over filibuster. Then voters took it away and they haven’t had a mandate.

    When a politician is given a large mandate they have shown that they act accordingly. What you don’t seem to understand is the last times the Democratic Party has a sustainable mandate was after the Great Depression and again in 1960-1964. In the former we got the New Deal and in the latter Medicare, the Civil Rights act and other Great Society projects.

    Just because the Republicans do not have a mandate but act like they do is not without repercussions. They haven’t won a popular vote since 2004, not won a majority since 1988, and faced the largest blue wave since Watergate in 2018. Voters have punished them hard for acting against their wishes. The only “Democrats” on the left acting without mandate is the Bernie supporters and I put that in quotes because I suspect they are not really Democrats. (And voersnseemed to have punishes that segment pretty hard during the primary of 2020.)

  30. 30.

    HumboldtBlue

    April 1, 2020 at 2:39 am

    @mrmoshpotato:

    Makes me think of cabbage

     

    @rikyrah:

    A festive game of squirt?

  31. 31.

    Mallard Filmore

    April 1, 2020 at 2:39 am

    @Aussie Sheila:

     

    from when this outbreak was first brought to the attention of relevant officials.

    You are being generous. Start the inquisition from 24 hours, latest, after China got a clue and started their lockdown.

  32. 32.

    terben

    April 1, 2020 at 2:51 am

    @NotMax: You have reminded me of the story in Cat’s Cradle concerning Julian and Phillip Castle and the plague that tore through San Lorenzo.

    “Oh, yes. Anyway, one sleepless night I stayed up with Father while he worked. It was all we could do to find a live patient to treat. In bed after bed after bed we found dead people.
    “And Father started giggling,” Castle continued.
    “He couldn’t stop. He walked out into the night with his flashlight. He was still giggling. He was mak­ing the flashlight beam dance over all the dead people stacked outside. He put his hand on my head, and do you know what that marvelous man said to me?” asked Castle.
    “Nope.”
    “‘Son,’ my father said to me, ‘someday this will all be yours.’”

  33. 33.

    SiubhanDuinne

    April 1, 2020 at 2:55 am

    @NotMax: Not — *ahem* — kidding at all. The intertubes have binders full of baby goats in PJs.

     

    And I don’t know why the link won’t copy, but just google YouTube baby goats pajamas — you won’t be sorry.

  34. 34.

    NotMax

    April 1, 2020 at 3:13 am

    @SiubhanDuinne

    Much safer than searching for kids in pajamas.

    :)

  35. 35.

    SiubhanDuinne

    April 1, 2020 at 3:17 am

    @NotMax:

    :-)

  36. 36.

    NotMax

    April 1, 2020 at 3:23 am

    @SiubhanDuinne

    May as well throw in a seasonal goat tune.

    ;)

  37. 37.

    mrmoshpotato

    April 1, 2020 at 3:32 am

    @NotMax: Quite the short list there.

  38. 38.

    Patricia Kayden

    April 1, 2020 at 5:21 am

    Must read from Globe editorial “A president unfit for a pandemicMuch of the suffering and death coming was preventable. The president has blood on his hands.” https://t.co/igm9QCHkk9— D’Ag due (@ag_due) March 31, 2020

  39. 39.

    Chyron HR

    April 1, 2020 at 5:28 am

    @cain:

    “We’re gonna keep letting Republicans win until Democrats stop being responsible for the GOP’s crimes!”

    Why, it’s just asinine enough to work!

  40. 40.

    Geminid

    April 1, 2020 at 5:48 am

    @cain: I don’t see Democrats “catering” to Republicans and former Trump voters, and I don’t think they should. But we have real chances to flip 12 Republican Senate seats- ME, NC, SC, 2GA, IA, KY, TX, KS, MT, CO, AZ- and I doubt very much any Democratic candidate is going to say or imply, “if you are a former Trump voter or a Republican I don’t want your vote.”

  41. 41.

    Nora

    April 1, 2020 at 12:49 pm

    Wasn’t there a New Testament parable about a debtor who threw himself on the mercy of his creditor and got his debts forgiven and then went after one of his debtors, refusing that person mercy? If I recall correctly, things didn’t go well for that guy in that story.

     

    People pretend to be Christians but don’t pay any attention to what Jesus said.

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