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You are here: Home / Economics / C.R.E.A.M. / Mitch McConnell, (Designated) “Enabler in Chief”

Mitch McConnell, (Designated) “Enabler in Chief”

by Anne Laurie|  April 14, 20205:24 pm| 158 Comments

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These last fews weeks have really revealed what an overrated mediocrity McConnell is. All his riders got caught and publicly repudiated, some by the white house. His negotiations with the House broke down before they started. Even his vote counting has been off. He can only block

— Gorilla Warfare (@MenshevikM) March 25, 2020

Interesting that the Senate Repubs’ SuperPAC believes it will need to protect McConnell https://t.co/bzvnY3mmnN

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) March 23, 2020

Mitch McConnell pays lip service to President Trump but those in his circle say he has called the president “nuts” behind his back: How Mitch McConnell Became Trump’s Enabler-in-Chief https://t.co/APJnV8lhuf via @NewYorker

— Jane Mayer (@JaneMayerNYer) April 13, 2020

Mayer’s characteristically well-written report is full of damning details, but what struck me most was that she doesn’t seem to have been able to find one person who’d defend the guy. Every Republican she mentions — including, predictably, all the best-Rolodexed Never-Trumpists — calls him a nasty little paper-pusher whose only loyalty is to the narrowest possible reading of his own self-interest, a milky-white grubber in the self-dealing amendments mine, a Grima Wormtongue who eventually turns on every one of his serial masters.

My read is that the Permanent GOP Party (in Exile) has concluded that calling Trump an unpredicted aberration will not be enough to turn aside the voters’ wrath this November; there needs to be a sacrificial Repub of long standing in the party. Mitch McConnell is widely feared but nowhere loved, which makes him an excellent candidate for that role…

… Many have regarded McConnell’s support for Trump as a stroke of cynical political genius. McConnell has seemed to be both protecting his caucus and covering his flank in Kentucky—a deep-red state where, perhaps not coincidentally, Trump is far more popular than he is. When the pandemic took hold, the President’s standing initially rose in national polls, and McConnell and Trump will surely both take credit for the aid package in the coming months. Yet, as COVID-19 decimates the economy and kills Americans across the nation, McConnell’s alliance with Trump is looking riskier. Indeed, some critics argue that McConnell bears a singular responsibility for the country’s predicament. They say that he knew from the start that Trump was unequipped to lead in a crisis, but, because the President was beloved by the Republican base, McConnell protected him. He even went so far as to prohibit witnesses at the impeachment trial, thus guaranteeing that the President would remain in office. David Hawpe, the former editor of the Louisville Courier-Journal, said of McConnell, “There are a lot of people disappointed in him. He could have mobilized the Senate. But the Republican Party changed underneath him, and he wanted to remain in power.”

Stuart Stevens, a longtime Republican political consultant, agrees that McConnell’s party deserves a considerable share of the blame for America’s COVID-19 disaster. In a forthcoming book, “It Was All a Lie,” Stevens writes that, in accommodating Trump and his base, McConnell and other Republicans went along as Party leaders dismantled the country’s safety net and ignored experts of all kinds, including scientists. “Mitch is kidding himself if he thinks he’ll be remembered for anything other than Trump,” he said. “He will be remembered as the Trump facilitator.”…

Bill Kristol, a formerly stalwart conservative who has become a leading Trump critic, describes McConnell as “a pretty conventional Republican who just decided to go along and get what he could out of Trump.” Under McConnell’s leadership, the Senate, far from providing a check on the executive branch, has acted as an accelerant. “Demagogues like Trump, if they can get elected, can’t really govern unless they have people like McConnell,” Kristol said. McConnell has stayed largely silent about the President’s lies and inflammatory public remarks, and has propped up the Administration with legislative and judicial victories. McConnell has also brought along the Party’s financial backers. “There’s been too much focus on the base, and not enough on business leaders, big donors, and the Wall Street Journal editorial page,” Kristol said, adding, “The Trump base would be there anyway, but the élites might have rebelled if not for McConnell. He could have fundamentally disrupted Trump’s control, but instead McConnell has kept the trains running.”

McConnell and the President are not a natural pair. A former Trump Administration official, who has also worked in the Senate, observed, “It would be hard to find two people less alike in temperament in the political arena. With Trump, there’s rarely an unspoken thought. McConnell is the opposite—he’s constantly thinking but says as little as possible.” The former Administration official went on, “Trump is about winning the day, or even the hour. McConnell plays the long game. He’s sensitive to the political realities. His North Star is continuing as Majority Leader—it’s really the only thing for him. He’s patient, sly, and will obfuscate to make less apparent the ways he’s moving toward a goal.” The two men also have different political orientations: “Trump is a populist—he’s not just anti-élitist, he’s anti-institutionalist.” As for McConnell, “no one with a straight face would ever call him a populist—Trump came to drain the swamp, and now he’s working with the biggest swamp creature of them all.”…

…McConnell… is the master of the Washington money machine. Nobody has done more than he has to engineer the current campaign-finance system, in which billionaires and corporations have virtually no spending limits, and self-dealing and influence-peddling are commonplace. Rick Wilson, a Never Trumper Republican and a former political consultant who once worked on races with McConnell’s team, said, “McConnell’s an astounding behind-the-scenes operator who’s got control of the most successful fund-raising operation in history.” Former McConnell staffers run an array of ostensibly independent spending groups, many of which take tens of millions of dollars from undisclosed donors. Wilson considers McConnell, who has been Majority Leader since 2015, a realist who does whatever is necessary to preserve both his own political survival and the Republicans’ edge in the Senate, which now stands at 53–47. “He feels no shame about it,” he said. “McConnell has been the most powerful force normalizing Trump in Washington.”…

[W]hen I asked John Yarmuth, the Democratic congressman from Louisville, who has known McConnell for fifty years, if McConnell had once been idealistic, he said, “Nah. I never saw any evidence of that. He was just driven to be powerful.”

Yarmuth, who began as a Republican and worked in a statewide campaign alongside McConnell in 1968, said that McConnell had readily adapted to the Republican Party’s rightward march: “He never had any core principles. He just wants to be something. He doesn’t want to do anything.”…

For months, I searched for the larger principles or sense of purpose that animates McConnell. I travelled twice to Kentucky, observed him at a Trump rally in Lexington, and watched him preside over the impeachment trial in Washington. I interviewed dozens of people, some of whom love him and some of whom despise him. I read his autobiography, his speeches, and what others have written about him. Finally, someone who knows him very well told me, “Give up. You can look and look for something more in him, but it isn’t there. I wish I could tell you that there is some secret thing that he really believes in, but he doesn’t.”…

From the earliest days of McConnell’s political life, he has had questionable relationships with moneyed backers. His salary as county judge / executive was meagre, and, in an arrangement that troubled some in the community, a group of undisclosed Louisville business leaders quietly threw in extra pay, ostensibly for his giving speeches. David Ross Stevens, who briefly served as McConnell’s special assistant, told me, “It was like the big boys got together and gave him a pool of money.” Stevens said of McConnell, “He was the most shallow person in politics that I’d ever met. At our first staff meeting, McConnell said, ‘Does anyone have a project for me? I haven’t been on TV for eleven days.’ He was very clever, but it was all about ‘What’s this going to do for me?’ ” Stevens quit in disgust…

McConnell envied better-known colleagues who were chased down the corridors by news reporters. He wanted to be like them, he later told Carl Hulse, a Times correspondent, who interviewed McConnell for his book “Confirmation Bias,” about fights over Supreme Court nominees. The way McConnell ended up making his name was decidedly unglamorous: blocking campaign-finance reform. Even he derided the subject as rivalling “static cling as an issue most Americans care about.” Dull as campaign financing was, it was vitally important to his peers, and to democracy. Few members wanted to risk appearing corrupt, and so they were grateful to McConnell for fighting one reform after the next—while claiming that it was purely about defending the First Amendment. According to MacGillis, behind closed doors McConnell admitted to his Senate colleagues that undoing the reforms was “in the best interest of Republicans.” Armed with funding from such billionaire conservatives as the DeVos family, McConnell helped take the quest to kill restraints on spending all the way to the Supreme Court. In 2010, his side won: the Citizens United decision opened the way for corporations, big donors, and secretive nonprofits to pour unlimited and often untraceable cash into elections.

“McConnell loves money, and abhors any controls on it,” Fred Wertheimer, the president of Democracy 21, a group that supports campaign-finance reform, said. “Money is the central theme of his career. And, if you want to control Congress, the best way is to control the money.”

Between 1984, when McConnell was first elected to the Senate, and today, the amount of money spent on federal campaigns has increased at least sixfold, excluding outside spending, more and more of which comes from very rich donors. Influence-peddling has grown from a grubby, shameful business into a multibillion-dollar, high-paying industry. McConnell has led the way in empowering those private interests, and in aligning the Republican Party with them. His staff embodied “the revolving door,” as they went from working for one of America’s poorest states to lobbying for America’s richest corporations, while growing rich themselves and helping fund McConnell’s campaigns. Money from the coal industry, tobacco companies, Big Pharma, Wall Street, the Chamber of Commerce, and many other interests flowed into Republican coffers while McConnell blocked federal actions that those interests opposed: climate-change legislation, affordable health care, gun control, and efforts to curb economic inequality…

Norman Ornstein, a political scientist specializing in congressional matters at the conservative-leaning American Enterprise Institute, told me that he has known every Senate Majority Leader in the past fifty years, and that McConnell “will go down in history as one of the most significant people in destroying the fundamentals of our constitutional democracy.” He continued, “There isn’t anyone remotely close. There’s nobody as corrupt, in terms of violating the norms of government.”…

In the closing weeks of the campaign, McConnell gave more assistance to Trump than many knew. In the summer of 2016, while the Senate was in recess, Obama’s C.I.A. director, John Brennan, tried to contact McConnell about an urgent threat to national security. The agency had strong evidence that President Vladimir Putin of Russia was trying to interfere in the U.S. election, possibly to hinder Hillary Clinton and help Trump. But, for “four or five weeks,” a former White House national-security official told me, McConnell deflected Brennan’s requests to brief him. Susan Rice, Obama’s former national-security adviser, said, “It’s just crazy.” McConnell had told Brennan that “he wouldn’t be available until Labor Day.”…

A previously unseen log of the private correspondence among the four leaders’ staffs shows that McConnell edited the draft, refusing to accept any of the others’ proposed changes. He was dead set against designating U.S. voting systems as “critical infrastructure” or urging election officials to seek assistance from the Department of Homeland Security. Instead, he insisted on leaving election security entirely to non-federal officials. The final statement was so muddled that a Reid aide argued, “FWIW, I’d rather do no letter at all.” Another Reid aide replied, “Me, too. But we apparently have no choice.” Finally, on September 28th, the others signed off on the McConnell draft. Instead of identifying Russia, or a foreign threat, it merely mentioned “malefactors” seeking to “disrupt the administration of our elections.” It was so indecipherable that neither the public nor election officials learned until well after the election that Russia had targeted voting systems in all fifty states. Reid told me, “The letter was nothing like what Obama wanted. It was very, very weak.”

“I don’t know for sure why he did it,” Rice said. “But my guess, particularly with the benefit of hindsight, is that he thought” calling out Russia “would be detrimental to Trump—so he delayed and deflected. It’s disgraceful.” Rice noted that after the election McConnell continued to resist numerous bipartisan calls to safeguard election security. Only after critics began mocking him as Moscow Mitch did he finally agree, last September, to support major expenditures on it. The nickname provoked the usually unflappable McConnell; he issued a response denouncing it as “McCarthyism.”…

Until recently, McConnell’s enabling of Trump has worked well for him, if not for the country. But it has now made him complicit in a crisis whose end is nowhere in sight. As the consequences of the Trump Presidency become lethally clear, his deal looks costlier every day. The trusted Cook Political Report recently downgraded the chances that Republicans would hold their Senate majority to a fifty-fifty tossup, after conservative strategists reported widespread alarm over Trump’s handling of the pandemic…

for all of Mitch's alleged political wizardry, it seems like he misread the room and got caught with his pants down when that terrible bill didn't go forward. His petulant statement defending the bill, when everyone on Twitter was calling it the "slush fund bill", just seemed off

— Almost Certainly not a Bot (@achilles_eyes) March 23, 2020

He skates by because of our electoral system and honestly the same reason Trump skates by: literally nobody assumes he has any agency. The MSM pretends like he doesn't even exist really.

— AdotSad (@AdotSad) March 23, 2020

If you live in Kentucky it is time for you to clean house! Mitch McConnell & the rest of the elected KY Republicans have been lying to you & have kept KY Families in Poverty for years, so McConnell & others could use State & Federal Welfare money to buy votes! HAPPENING NOW!! pic.twitter.com/dWbfxeFgWg

— WHSCI (@WHSCI) April 13, 2020

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— Schooley (@Rschooley) April 12, 2020

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  1. 1.

    Baud

    April 14, 2020 at 5:29 pm

    there needs to be a sacrificial Repub of long standing in the party. Mitch McConnell is widely feared but nowhere loved, which makes him an excellent candidate for that role…

    I volunteer him as tribute.

  2. 2.

    Splitting Image

    April 14, 2020 at 5:37 pm

    McConnell and the President are not a natural pair.

    “McConnell loves money, and abhors any controls on it,” Fred Wertheimer, the president of Democracy 21, a group that supports campaign-finance reform, said. “Money is the central theme of his career. And, if you want to control Congress, the best way is to control the money.”

    I think I see it.

  3. 3.

    MattF

    April 14, 2020 at 5:40 pm

    I have an old friend who was a high-level Congressional staffer, now retired. I mentioned McConnell, she called him a snake and changed the subject.

  4. 4.

    japa21

    April 14, 2020 at 5:44 pm

    Kentucky—a deep-red state where, perhaps not coincidentally, Trump is far more popular than he is.

    This is why McGrath’s approach can be effective. She is talking about how the Turtle has actually kept Trump from better accomplishments (better by Kentucky standards) such as infrastructure spending. She was widely attacked for that, specially here, but I think it was smart politics.

  5. 5.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    April 14, 2020 at 5:45 pm

    @Baud:

    I volunteer him as tribute.

    May the odds be never in his favor ?

  6. 6.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    April 14, 2020 at 5:49 pm

    in other swampy Senate news….

    Ryan McCarthy @mccarthyryanj· 2h
    Sen. Richard Burr sold his house off market, without listing it publicly, to a lobbyist who had business before his committees – for what appears to be an elevated price

  7. 7.

    trollhattan

    April 14, 2020 at 5:51 pm

    @MattF:

    But, I thought Warren was the snek.

  8. 8.

    Another Scott

    April 14, 2020 at 5:51 pm

    @Splitting Image: Relatedly – NPR:

    […]

    TOM DREISBACH, BYLINE: So the way a lot of people talk about it, raising money is one of those kind of unfortunate chores that goes along with running for office. Mitch McConnell is not one of those people. He talks about money very differently. And here’s a story about McConnell that should tell you exactly what I mean.

    JOHN CHEVES: Back in the 1970s, he was teaching a class in political science at the University of Louisville.

    DREISBACH: John Cheves is an investigative reporter with the Lexington Herald-Leader. And he heard this story from one of McConnell’s students.

    CHEVES: McConnell went to the front of the classroom and wrote on the chalkboard, I’m going to tell you the three things you need to succeed in politics and to build a political party – money, money, money.

    […]

    Kinda explains everything about Moscow Mitch.

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  9. 9.

    Geoduck

    April 14, 2020 at 5:52 pm

    You want to know what the Shiatgibbon and Moscow Mitch really think of each other, just look at the picture with this article.

  10. 10.

    WereBear

    April 14, 2020 at 5:56 pm

    What also interested me about the article was how Moscow Mitch has an ex-wife and three daughters who are flaming liberals and hate his guts.

  11. 11.

    Frankensteinbeck

    April 14, 2020 at 5:58 pm

    I think the election of Obama gave McConnell a principle he stands by.  He is utterly furious that a black man was made his boss, and wants to torture America for it.  The only things he has actually worked for since Trump became president are shoveling money to the rich and cutting the social safety net, and there is honestly no connection between them because Republicans don’t care about deficits anyway.  It’s a goal that fits just fine with his normal patterns and skillset anyway, because he can do it by doing nothing, and doing nothing is what McConnell is good at.  He’s not stupid, but he’s no genius.  He’s just so utterly evil that he sees opportunities to break norms that no one else would consider.

  12. 12.

    gene108

    April 14, 2020 at 6:00 pm

    McConnell hopefully gets remembered as the most destructive Senator in US history. He should be given worse treatment than Sen. Joe McCarthy, and those guys during the pre-Civil War era, who beat another Senator near to death.

    He destroyed the last vestiges of Republicans doing any governing, and just focus on grabbing money from rich people and rigging things to keep them in power.

    Of course, the destruction of norms started in earnest with Gingrich, but McConnell took it to another level.

    I hope his grandchildren and great-grandchildren will deny relation to him out of shame, because he is so badly remembered.

  13. 13.

    Sab

    April 14, 2020 at 6:01 pm

    @Frankensteinbeck: Judges also.

  14. 14.

    Frankensteinbeck

    April 14, 2020 at 6:05 pm

    @Sab:

    Judges are easy.  They’re a thing he can do on a party line vote with absolutely no resistance from his caucus.  The trick is that he broke unwritten rules nobody thought of being such an asshole as to break, so that he had the judge openings to apoint.

  15. 15.

    debbie

    April 14, 2020 at 6:09 pm

    I really, really hope Trump sees Jane Mayer’s tweet. “Nuts” indeed! //

  16. 16.

    A

    April 14, 2020 at 6:10 pm

    Can someone find a chin for these traitors?!  Can someone find a chin for Moscow Bitch?  For DissedBarf?

  17. 17.

    scav

    April 14, 2020 at 6:10 pm

    Is this the part of the mutiny movie where the captain (and enabling crew) start tossing overboard team-mates in order to lighten the load and conserve foodstuffs? JMW Turner’s Slave Ship would be a possible illustration, only the jetsam needs to be in uniform (I’m sure he wouldn’t mind adding some little red hats to the work).

  18. 18.

    Kent

    April 14, 2020 at 6:12 pm

    Who has done more damage to American democracy?  Trump or McConnell?

    I think the answer is actually McConnell.

  19. 19.

    mrmoshpotato

    April 14, 2020 at 6:12 pm

    Cole appears to be about to stuff himself with 8 pounds of beef.  Should we be concerned?

  20. 20.

    Van Buren

    April 14, 2020 at 6:17 pm

    History remembers the destructive populist demagogue but barely recalls the big money/ institutional wisemen who enabled him.

  21. 21.

    Frankensteinbeck

    April 14, 2020 at 6:18 pm

    @Kent:

    Who has done more damage to American democracy? Trump or McConnell?

    McConnell.  It’s not even close.  McConnell set up the systemic damage that let Trump in, and could have restrained Trump at any time.  The only reason congress can’t do anything about Trump is that McConnell won’t allow it.

  22. 22.

    JPL

    April 14, 2020 at 6:19 pm

    When I entered the room my TV was on and suddenly I heard the president slurring a few words.   Click..

    Serious question, did they give him an a double dose of valium and and is that something that should concern me?

  23. 23.

    trollhattan

    April 14, 2020 at 6:22 pm

    @Kent:

    If you think of Trump as the enabler (nominating all those damn Federalist judges) McConnell actually did the long-lasting deed. And it begins with blocking Obama’s nominations, not only judges, and right up through Judge Garland. He stole a SCOTUS appointment and is damn proud of it.

  24. 24.

    (((CassandraLeo)))

    April 14, 2020 at 6:22 pm

    @Frankensteinbeck: Yep. Trump probably doesn’t even get “elected” without McConnell, as the except from Mayer’s article above makes clear. It’s indicative of why I’m not merely calling for Trump’s destruction at the end of all my comments. The rot is party-wide.

    Cēterum cēnseō factiōnem Rēpublicānam esse dēlendam.

  25. 25.

    Calouste

    April 14, 2020 at 6:22 pm

    @Frankensteinbeck: The GOP Caucus could vote McConnell out of leadership if they wanted to. They don’t want to.

  26. 26.

    Baud

    April 14, 2020 at 6:22 pm

    @A:

    What did chins ever do to you?

  27. 27.

    trollhattan

    April 14, 2020 at 6:23 pm

    @JPL:

    I’m still good with the “snorts Adderall” theory.

  28. 28.

    Kent

    April 14, 2020 at 6:23 pm

    @JPL: He is rambling on incoherently about the WHO.  I don’t even get it.  The WHO is the new fall-guy after his attacks on the governors yesterday completely fell flat?

  29. 29.

    danielx

    April 14, 2020 at 6:24 pm

    Note: It is now blaming everything on the WHO.

  30. 30.

    mrmoshpotato

    April 14, 2020 at 6:25 pm

    @danielx: Oh hooray.  Back to baseball.

  31. 31.

    trollhattan

    April 14, 2020 at 6:25 pm

    He will kill as many of us as he possibly can.

    “I am directing my administration to halt funding while a review is conducted to access the World Health Organization’s role in severely mismanaging and covering up the spread of the coronavirus,” says Trump.
    “The WHO failed in its basic duty and it must be held accountable,” be adds.

  32. 32.

    Kent

    April 14, 2020 at 6:25 pm

    @Van Buren:History remembers the destructive populist demagogue but barely recalls the big money/ institutional wisemen who enabled him.

    Yes, I suppose to some extent he is a puppet of the Kochs and the rest of their ilk.  If not McConnell, they would have found another lackey to take his place.  That doesn’t absolve him of his utter retchedness though.

  33. 33.

    trollhattan

    April 14, 2020 at 6:26 pm

    Meanwhile, in the…sane?…half of the country.

    California governor Gavin Newsom has warned that mass gatherings of hundreds or thousands of people are likely to be banned until at least summer.
    He made the announcement during a news conference on Tuesday, where he also said that stay-at-home orders could be loosened “a few weeks” after evidence shows the rate of coronavirus infections and deaths are decreasing.
    He warned that things would be changing in the state and some measures may stay in place for some time.
    “You may have dinner where the waiter is wearing gloves and maybe a face mask, where menus may be disposable, where your temperature is checked as you walk into the restaurant,” he said.
    Mass gatherings in the state, such as Coachella festival, have already been rescheduled or cancelled.

  34. 34.

    Kent

    April 14, 2020 at 6:26 pm

    @Calouste:@Frankensteinbeck: The GOP Caucus could vote McConnell out of leadership if they wanted to. They don’t want to.

    Why would they want to?  He gives them everything they want and is a convenient foil to keep the attention off of them.

  35. 35.

    Ksmiami

    April 14, 2020 at 6:29 pm

    @trollhattan: Do we need a Supreme Court after this – it’s not legitimate anymore anyway

  36. 36.

    smintheus

    April 14, 2020 at 6:32 pm

    Moscow Mitch, Putin’s Bitch.

  37. 37.

    West of the Rockies

    April 14, 2020 at 6:32 pm

    David Attenborough narrates… “In his natural environment, the rather drab McConnell inflates his mottled throat sack and emits his mating call.”

    Burble-Burble!

    “Paying no attention to his rocky surroundings, the McConnell tumbles off the ledge and plummets to the muddy plain below where he lands on his back and begins to bake in the searing midday sun.  Unless he can attract a mate, the McConnell will likely perish in the scorching heat.”

  38. 38.

    (((CassandraLeo)))

    April 14, 2020 at 6:35 pm

    @West of the Rockies: McConnell makes me worry that I’m actually a replicant. “You look down and see a tortoise. It’s crawling toward you. You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t. Not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?”

    Cēterum cēnseō factiōnem Rēpublicānam esse dēlendam.

  39. 39.

    Brachiator

    April 14, 2020 at 6:37 pm

    @trollhattan:

    “I am directing my administration to halt funding while a review is conducted to access the World Health Organization’s role in severely mismanaging and covering up the spread of the coronavirus,” says Trump.

    “The WHO failed in its basic duty and it must be held accountable,” he adds.

    I just saw a breaking news headline about this.

    Unbelievable.

  40. 40.

    John Revolta

    April 14, 2020 at 6:38 pm

    It works both ways. I’m always hearing about the positive legislation Nixon passed. Yeah, he signed shit that went through Congress with a veto-proof majority and now he gets credit for it.

    My point is, good or bad, the guy at the top gets the credit. Truman was right. Even today, how many people know who McConnell is?

  41. 41.

    Baud

    April 14, 2020 at 6:39 pm

    @John Revolta: The last liberal president. Hur, hur, hur.

  42. 42.

    Baud

    April 14, 2020 at 6:40 pm

    @Brachiator:

    Unbelievable

    Fixed.

  43. 43.

    Spanky

    April 14, 2020 at 6:41 pm

    @danielx: Roger Daltrey is going to be seriously pissed off. In the American sense of the word.

  44. 44.

    Haroldo

    April 14, 2020 at 6:41 pm

    @Kent:

    Who has done more damage to American democracy?  Trump or McConnell?

    I think the answer is actually McConnell.

    I’d like to turn this into a troika and add  Rupert Murdoch to the mix.

  45. 45.

    Nora

    April 14, 2020 at 6:45 pm

    Yes, I want Trump out of there with all my heart, but McConnell is a very close second. I want him to lose his senate majority, and I want him to lose his senate seat and I want his name to be anathema to generations to come. I hate him with the heat of a thousand supernovae.

  46. 46.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    April 14, 2020 at 6:46 pm

    @Brachiator:
    I don’t think the WHO under Tedros has exactly covered itself in glory myself. I feel they were too slow to act and were too complacent regarding the spread of SARS-CoV-2, along with many national governments. It was clear this was a pandemic when this had spread to Iran and later Italy and the WHO had still not declared this a pandemic.

    That being said, this is an incredibly stupid decision and it comes at the worst possible time. The WHO does a lot of good work around the world and the US is a major funding member

  47. 47.

    piratedan

    April 14, 2020 at 6:48 pm

    don’t forget that Mitch has a lovely symbiotic relationship with Trump, his wife is in the cabinet to keep tabs on what is going on and the grifting opportunities he’s now able to tap into must have expanded by tenfold… so Mitch is getting a two-fer – conservative legacy and cash… what more could a turtle need?

     

    I hope when this is over, that they strip his ass nekkid and give him a curtain rod and a cardboard box and direct him to his new lodgings under an interstate overpass in Montana

  48. 48.

    BC in Illinois

    April 14, 2020 at 6:53 pm

    In White House news:

    Trump says that he will be authorizing each governor to reopen their state at the time of their choosing.

    He’s not alone.

    I also am authorizing every governor to reopen their state at the time of their choosing.

  49. 49.

    stinger

    April 14, 2020 at 6:54 pm

    Just watched Obama’s endorsement. He knows so many words! In more than 12 minutes he never called anything “perfect” or “beautiful”!

  50. 50.

    MagdaInBlack

    April 14, 2020 at 6:55 pm

    @BC in Illinois:

    You made me spit my ice tea ?

    Nice.

  51. 51.

    mrmoshpotato

    April 14, 2020 at 6:57 pm

    @stinger: He also didn’t boast like a fucking moron about having “the best words.”

    “I’m tremendous bigly at the words!” bellowed an orange Soviet shitpile mobster manchild.

  52. 52.

    West of the Rockies

    April 14, 2020 at 6:58 pm

    @(((CassandraLeo))):

    Well, then, I’m a replicant, too.  You want to know about my mother?  I’ll tell you about my mother….

  53. 53.

    mrmoshpotato

    April 14, 2020 at 6:59 pm

    @Spanky: Pete needs to smash a few guitars over Dump’s stupid pumpkin head.

  54. 54.

    mrmoshpotato

    April 14, 2020 at 7:00 pm

    @West of the Rockies: Did your lawyer have sex with your mama?

  55. 55.

    Ken

    April 14, 2020 at 7:00 pm

    @Ksmiami: Do we need a Supreme Court after this

    Sure, but I think they’re overworked. Look at some of the horrible decisions they’ve made. We need to increase it to, say, 25 members to take some of the strain off them.

  56. 56.

    mrmoshpotato

    April 14, 2020 at 7:01 pm

    LMAO!

    It’s like during World War II when each state just decided which Axis power to make the top priority and governors were empowered to find tanks and airplanes for themselves. Scrappy New Mexico built a nuclear bomb. https://t.co/Q8ojKzHCZ9— Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) April 11, 2020

  57. 57.

    grammypat

    April 14, 2020 at 7:01 pm

    I am not a doctor, but for at least the past few months I’ve noticed that the Toxic Toddler’s right eye is “wonky” … as though he’s got stroke damage.  It seems to be getting worse.  Has anyone else noticed this?

  58. 58.

    mrmoshpotato

    April 14, 2020 at 7:03 pm

    @trollhattan: Holy orange shitstain, Batman!

  59. 59.

    Spanky

    April 14, 2020 at 7:06 pm

    @grammypat: That would require looking at him, so no.

  60. 60.

    gwangung

    April 14, 2020 at 7:08 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: 

    Yeah, but that’s gonna go over the head of most of the Orange One’s supporters…

  61. 61.

    Baud

    April 14, 2020 at 7:10 pm

    Women head of states are doing a disproportionately great job at handling the pandemic. So why aren’t there more of them?

  62. 62.

    scav

    April 14, 2020 at 7:16 pm

    Behold his mighty might unleashed! Truly he commands both the opening of the states and their closing too! The virus itself trembles before him and spreads only wheresoever he dictates! Yea truly, the hydroxychloroquine heals, but only when accompanied by the touch of his cloak! Unbelievers will not be so blessed, and they rightly shall thus be proven unamerican. Blessed be the hats.

     

    I am constantly and repeatedly stunned by how little a person one has to be to look up to this biped.  Slow learner.

  63. 63.

    John Revolta

    April 14, 2020 at 7:16 pm

    @Haroldo: Murdoch is in a category of his own. Historically I’d call him sort of a ten-cent Medici. Yeah, he personally is responsible for a large part of where the world is today and I wish I believed in Hell because that’s the only place where he’s ever likely to pay a price for it. Fuckem.

  64. 64.

    Kent

    April 14, 2020 at 7:17 pm

    I’ve been watching the covid data at the John’s Hopkins site.  Some of the states numbers were just dramatically reduced.  Florida, for example was at 21,000+ yesterday and has now dropped to 13,000.  Some of the other state numbers are also dropping.

    Anyone know what is going on

    EDIT:  Well, now Florida is back up to 21,000 but Maryland has dropped from 9,000+ to 6,000+

    Obviously there are some real-time data issues going on.

  65. 65.

    Mike in NC

    April 14, 2020 at 7:20 pm

    @grammypat:  Can’t stand the sight of his bloated ugly face, but only recently have I noticed that Fat Bastard has beady black dead-looking eyes, like a pig or a shark. Goes back to the total lack of empathy.

  66. 66.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    April 14, 2020 at 7:21 pm

    @Baud:

    Misogyny. No joke, in HS I actually had real functioning near-adults say with a straight face that women can’t be leaders because women are weak and “nobody would respect them”. I guess Queen Elizabeth and Queen Victoria were ingenues

  67. 67.

    Kent

    April 14, 2020 at 7:21 pm

    @Baud:Women head of states are doing a disproportionately great job at handling the pandemic of governing. So why aren’t there more of them?

    FTFY.   It’s a mystery we may never understand.   Myso…something.

  68. 68.

    trollhattan

    April 14, 2020 at 7:23 pm

    @Baud:

    “Yes, I’d like to place an order for one Merkel and two Arderns, please.”

    “What? Tuesday, Tuesday will be fine, can you do Tuesday? Wait, can you add a Sturgeon to that order? I fancy the accent.”

  69. 69.

    chris

    April 14, 2020 at 7:23 pm

    @Ken: Add ten liberals, make it nineteen and the five conservatives would be… 27%!

  70. 70.

    West of the Rockies

    April 14, 2020 at 7:25 pm

  71. 71.

    Captain C

    April 14, 2020 at 7:27 pm

    @(((CassandraLeo))): “You look down and see a tortoise. It’s crawling toward you. You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t. Not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?”

    Me and probably you to the examiner/bladerunner:  “Because that tortoise is actually Mitch Fucking McConnell, that’s why!  You think I’d do that to a real tortoise?  What the fuck is wrong with you?”

  72. 72.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    April 14, 2020 at 7:27 pm

    @trollhattan:

    “…We serve food here, sir.”

    or

    “Sir, this is a Wendy’s.”

    ; )

  73. 73.

    mrmoshpotato

    April 14, 2020 at 7:27 pm

    @gwangung: Yeah, but it’s still hilarious. :)

  74. 74.

    Kent

    April 14, 2020 at 7:28 pm

    @trollhattan:  Tsai Ing-wen

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsai_Ing-wen

  75. 75.

    West of the Rockies

    April 14, 2020 at 7:28 pm

    What will our descendants know of 45 in 1,000 years?  It might begin like this…

    I met a traveller from an antique land Who said:  Two vast and brainless Trumps of stone stand in the desert…

  76. 76.

    Brachiator

    April 14, 2020 at 7:29 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka):

    I don’t think the WHO under Tedros has exactly covered itself in glory myself. I feel they were too slow to act and were too complacent regarding the spread of SARS-CoV-2, along with many national governments. It was clear this was a pandemic when this had spread to Iran and later Italy and the WHO had still not declared this a pandemic.

    Trump had other sources of intelligence regarding the pandemic. Whatever failings can be laid at the feet of the WHO does not have a great deal to do with Trump’s inability to make decisions regarding the virus.

    It also says much that he needs to punish someone or some institution for having failed him. No analysis, no investigation, no opportunity for the WHO to improve what they do.

    And so he may shut off a potential source of information for the next pandemic.  What does that accomplish?

     

    BTW: Right wing organizations and pundits are all for this. Recent episodes of The Federalist podcast had hosts and guests hot to see Trump slap down the WHO.

  77. 77.

    TS (the original)

    April 14, 2020 at 7:30 pm

    @Brachiator:

    Still looking for someone to blame – that buck has been flown around the country, through China, on to Italy and currently landing atop the UN. It needs to be flung back above the White House where it truly belongs.

  78. 78.

    Mike in NC

    April 14, 2020 at 7:32 pm

    Local news showed a small group of protesters — maybe 20 to 30 people including kids — gathering illegally in the state capitol today to demand the governor “Reopen NC” per their signs. No indication of who they are or what their agenda is. Guessing they’re being paid by the state Republican party in service to Fat Bastard.

    This deranged obsession to reopen everything on May 1st is very likely to result in another wave of coronavirus outbreaks, possibly with more cases than the first.

  79. 79.

    TS (the original)

    April 14, 2020 at 7:32 pm

    @BC in Illinois:

    Trump says that he will be authorizing each governor to reopen their state at the time of their choosing.

    And as Cuomo said in his presser this am – they don’t need his authorization, the constitution is their authorization.

  80. 80.

    germy

    April 14, 2020 at 7:32 pm

    The funniest part of the Jane Mayer piece is when McConnell is quoted (after his divorce) as saying “I need to find me a rich wife.”

    Elaine Chao certainly filled his expectations.

  81. 81.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    April 14, 2020 at 7:33 pm

    @Brachiator:

    Trump had other sources of intelligence regarding the pandemic. Whatever failings can be laid at the feet of the WHO does not have a great deal to do with Trump’s inability to make decisions regarding the virus.

    It also says much that he needs to punish someone or some institution for having failed him. No analysis, no investigation, no opportunity for the WHO to improve what they do.

    And so he may shut off a potential source of information for the next pandemic.  What does that accomplish?

    I really don’t disagree with any of that. I was just commenting about how I thought the WHO had dropped the ball a bit. That of course doesn’t absolve Trump of responsibility and I didn’t mean to imply that it did.

    It’s an incredibly dumb decision that will have consequences and is an attempt by Trump to deflect blame off himself

  82. 82.

    chris

    April 14, 2020 at 7:34 pm

    I’d forgotten this.

    We were the 45th country to impose travel restrictions on China— Joe Lockhart (@joelockhart) 14 April 2020

  83. 83.

    Kent

    April 14, 2020 at 7:34 pm

    @Brachiator: International organizations like WHO or the UN are largely a reflection of the major nations that sponsor them.  If WHO is crappy that is more a reflection of the US, China, and EU than anything else as they basically determine WHO policy.

  84. 84.

    David ? ☘The Establishment☘? Koch

    April 14, 2020 at 7:35 pm

    These last fews weeks have really revealed what an overrated mediocrity McConnell is.

    I’ve been saying this forever. He’s been in the senate for 36 years and he’s never passed anything. All he’s ever done is use the filibuster to gum up the works and he gets away with it because IOKIYAR.

  85. 85.

    germy

    April 14, 2020 at 7:37 pm

    I could not agree more with your assessment of McConnell. The fuck couldn’t even make it through Army boot camp, but this time around he’s facing a Marine Corps fighter pilot named Amy McGrath who will eat his fucking lunch. https://t.co/vPLsEsLifE

    — Doc Greeves (@DocGreeves) April 14, 2020

  86. 86.

    piratedan

    April 14, 2020 at 7:37 pm

    @Kent: you have to understand that reporting on this scale is kind of unprecedented in that people are looking for updates, not just daily but hourly and most of the DOH process (depending on the state itself)  is used to track items like AIDS, Hepatitis and sexual diseases…

    Also the mechanism for reporting varies from hospital to hospital and county to county.  Some facilities have to print a report and send it by courier or mail.  Others use fax and yet others with the enough volume have an electronic interface.  so on the receiving end, the state has to have someone(s) dedicated to updating their spreadsheets from various sources.  Even then you have to account that depending upon what’s been requested by each state, your numbers could fluctuate… I mean we could report patents that have presented themselves at our facilities, but say depending upon who sent them (or where and how they presented) our facility could farm that test out to Quest Labs or University of Washington or keep it in house depending upon… criteria.  When we report that contact to the state, do they want everyone we touched?  all testing numbers?  negative, positive, inconclusive?  If we used our media to report that data to the state but the test was done elsewhere, how does anyone make sure that they are only counted once?  Now expand that to each state doing their own thing or establishing what criteria they publish based on what information that they are getting… well, lets just say that there’s likely some wiggle in the numbers….

  87. 87.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    April 14, 2020 at 7:37 pm

    wasn’t this person once a fairly conventional Clinton-style Democrat, as in when she herself ran for office and during her media career?

    Krystal Ball @krystalball· 7m
    I know the media will never understand this but this moment right now, with Bernie trashing his own supporters is exactly why he lost. He was more committed to maintaining power for Dems than claiming it for his own movement.

    In the end, Bernie was even betrayed by Bernie.

  88. 88.

    trollhattan

    April 14, 2020 at 7:38 pm

    Uh.

  89. Researchers in China and the US find that the virus that causes Covid-19 can destroy the T cells that are supposed to protect the body from harmful invaders
  90. One doctor said concern is growing in medical circles that effect could be similar to HIV
  91. The coronavirus that causes Covid-19 could kill the powerful immune cells that are supposed to kill the virus instead, scientists have warned.

    The surprise discovery, made by a team of researchers from Shanghai and New York, coincided with frontline doctors’ observation that Covid-19 could attack the human immune system and cause damage similar to that found in HIV patients.

    Lu Lu, from Fudan University in Shanghai, and Jang Shibo, from the New York Blood Centre, joined the living virus, which is officially known as Sars-CoV-2, to laboratory-grown T lymphocyte cell lines.

    T lymphocytes, also known as T cells, play a central role in identifying and eliminating alien invaders in the body.

    They do this by capturing a cell infected by a virus, boring a hole in its membrane and injecting toxic chemicals into the cell. These chemicals then kill both the virus and infected cell and tear them to pieces.
    To the surprise of the scientists, the T cell became a prey to the coronavirus in their experiment. They found a unique structure in the virus’ spike protein that apparently triggered the fusion of a viral envelope and cell membrane when they came into contact.

    The virus’s genes then entered the T cell and took it hostage, disabling its function of protecting humans.

    IDK how reliable the South China Morning Post may be, so grain of salt and all.

  92. 89.

    germy

    April 14, 2020 at 7:39 pm

    @David ? ☘The Establishment☘? Koch:  He’s done very well for Mitch McConnell, which was his goal all along.  I’d say he’s been a success.

    He needs to be voted out of office. I hope I live to see it.

  93. 90.

    trollhattan

    April 14, 2020 at 7:40 pm

    @Kent:

    Can you imagine staring down Xi every damn day of your life? Ugh, tougher stuff than I.

  94. 91.

    trollhattan

    April 14, 2020 at 7:42 pm

    @germy:

    Voted out/hauled out feet-first, Putato/Putahto.

  95. 92.

    eric

    April 14, 2020 at 7:43 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: she has gone off the rails the last two weeks….during the primaries, her show was very DSA and bernie friendly, but it has taken a truly caustic tone about any deviation from the end of capitalism.  Everyone is a sucker for the neo liberal paradigm and trump is going to crush biden.  it has been interesting to watch.

  96. 93.

    Baud

    April 14, 2020 at 7:43 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    There’s a grift vacuum on the left now. Someone’s got to fill it.

  97. 94.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    April 14, 2020 at 7:45 pm

    @trollhattan:

    No idea how reliable it is either, though I’ve assumed in the past it’s fairly accurate when using it. The more I hear about this virus the more fucking terrifying it can be. I wonder how pronounced this effect is in even mild/asymptomatic cases? First, it can cause liver, heart, and respiratory damage, now immune system compromise?

  98. 95.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    April 14, 2020 at 7:47 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    @Baud:

    Nobody named “Krystal Ball” should be taken seriously about anything imo. The first I heard of her was that she was a Berniebro

  99. 96.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    April 14, 2020 at 7:47 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: I don’t know, we have a local burger joint(Fatburger) that sells a 2lb* burger.

    * I went recently, I couldn’t see eating a 2lb burger, I ordered the 1 1/2lb burger.

  100. 97.

    germy

    April 14, 2020 at 7:48 pm

    President Trump says U.S. is pulling funding to WHO because the group praised China's "transparency."

    Below is President Trump's tweet from January 24 praising China's transparency. https://t.co/zVew3c212c

    — Yamiche Alcindor (@Yamiche) April 14, 2020

  101. 98.

    Brachiator

    April 14, 2020 at 7:48 pm

    @Kent:

    International organizations like WHO or the UN are largely a reflection of the major nations that sponsor them. If WHO is crappy that is more a reflection of the US, China, and EU than anything else as they basically determine WHO policy.

    Yep. Point noted.

    It reminds me of conservatives who criticize the United Nations, even though the US clearly can determine UN policy.

  102. 99.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    April 14, 2020 at 7:49 pm

    @Baud:

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    I can’t believe her name is actually “Krystal Ball”. Like, that’s right up there with the parents who ate a lot at an Olive Garden while dating naming their daughter “Olive Garten”

    Edit: That was weird. I thought my comment at 95 was eaten by WP

  103. 100.

    trollhattan

    April 14, 2020 at 7:51 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka):

    All good, and horrifying points. I cannot name another communicable disease that has received so much intensive research so rapidly and there are bound to be lots of unreproduceable results from this or that lab, but if just half of them bear out it’s going to be taking a health toll long after the pandemic dies out.

    Measles erasing the body’s prior immunities comes to mind. Or chicken pox and shingles.

  104. 101.

    trollhattan

    April 14, 2020 at 7:52 pm

    @Brachiator:

    John Bolton did such a great job at the United Nations, telling the United Nations how worthless they are.

  105. 102.

    danielx

    April 14, 2020 at 7:53 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    You know how it is, revolutions always end up eating their own.

  106. 103.

    mrmoshpotato

    April 14, 2020 at 7:53 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA: Two-pounder was a half pound too far?

  107. 104.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    April 14, 2020 at 7:57 pm

    Is he still going on?

    Chris Hayes  @chrislhayes
    In my absolutely darkest moments right after the 2016 election I could not imagine this moment: thousands of Americans dying a day, an economic contraction to rival the Great Depression and Trump just listing off the names of CEOs while congratulating himself for a job well done

  108. 105.

    Brachiator

    April 14, 2020 at 7:58 pm

    @trollhattan:

    John Bolton did such a great job at the United Nations, telling the United Nations how worthless they are.

    Trump’s base ate this stuff up.

  109. 106.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    April 14, 2020 at 7:59 pm

    @BC in Illinois:

    I also am authorizing every governor to reopen their state at the time of their choosing.

    He then went on to authorize the sun rising in the east tomorrow morning.

  110. 107.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    April 14, 2020 at 8:00 pm

    Remember when he claimed Obama laid on the couch and watched basketball all day, all those NBA games that are on during the day?

    Dan Zak @MrDanZak
    “I’m tired of watching baseball games that are 14 years old.” — the president of the United States

    Trump quickly realized his mistake, and said he has time to watch one hitter and then has to get back to work.

  111. 108.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    April 14, 2020 at 8:00 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: Yup, don’t want to over do it.

  112. 109.

    Mike in DC

    April 14, 2020 at 8:00 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    It’s like the SNL sketch at a Star Trek convention, with William Shatner telling the Trekkies to get a life.

  113. 110.

    Immanentize

    April 14, 2020 at 8:00 pm

    @(((CassandraLeo))):   I will go you one better.  Considering the horror and tragedy and pain of my personal family life the last three years I believe that I died around November 9, 2016. And that you are all Al Avatars in my personal pergatory.

    While in the real world, not the post-life torture sim I must endure; my wife is alive, my son the Immp never had cancer and Hillary is President

    No one has yet offered any evidence to demonstrate I am wrong.

  114. 111.

    ?BillinGlendaleCA

    April 14, 2020 at 8:02 pm

    @Baud: Emails, Baud, emails.

  115. 112.

    Elizabelle

    April 14, 2020 at 8:03 pm

    @Immanentize:   Hugs.  Fate is a bitch.  You and Immp have had more than your share of trials.  And RIP Julie.

  116. 113.

    Ken

    April 14, 2020 at 8:03 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): Like, that’s right up there with the parents who ate a lot at an Olive Garden while dating naming their daughter “Olive Garten”

    “Dating”?  Hmm, I’ve heard a different version of that joke.

    (Punchline: “And that’s why we aren’t allowed in the restaurant.”)

  117. 114.

    danielx

    April 14, 2020 at 8:03 pm

    @BC in Illinois:

    Me too! I never felt so important!

  118. 115.

    bluehill

    April 14, 2020 at 8:04 pm

    @germy: As a “normal” politician, Mitch hasn’t done much, but that’s probably not the right way to evaluate his impact. As someone interested in amassing power, I’d say he’s been distressingly effective. After the travesty of the Garland nomination, I held no hope that Mitch would uphold any law, the Constitution, norms, standards, whatever – that got in the way of gaining more power.

    He’s going out shooting as are his fellow repub true believers, and they don’t care about collateral damage to people or democracy. I also think he’s smart enough to realize there’s an increasing chance the repubs are out in November and is putting things in place now (e.g. packing the courts) to make sure repubs continue to exert power if Biden is elected and to take of himself personally.

  119. 116.

    trollhattan

    April 14, 2020 at 8:05 pm

    @Immanentize:

    If true I apologize for being boring as fuck.

    For eternity, and beyond!

    How do I tell if I’m…[note to self, tape “Westworld”]

  120. 117.

    patroclus

    April 14, 2020 at 8:05 pm

    @trollhattan: The SCMP is Hong Kong’s largest newspaper and has had a good reputation for decades.  I certainly read it when I lived there (along with the Hong Kong Standard).  That said, I’m not an epidemiologist, so I have no way to assess what that article says other than having heard Zeke Emmanuel report something very similar on last night’s Last Word show.

  121. 118.

    Immanentize

    April 14, 2020 at 8:12 pm

    @eric: Eric of Mass Eric?  Waves (if so)

  122. 119.

    Baud

    April 14, 2020 at 8:12 pm

    @?BillinGlendaleCA:

    I’m starting to wonder, was it worth it?

  123. 120.

    Immanentize

    April 14, 2020 at 8:15 pm

    @trollhattan: Ebola got a shit ton of intensive effort.  With ultimate good results.

     

    I mean people bled from their eyes!

  124. 121.

    Immanentize

    April 14, 2020 at 8:16 pm

    @mrmoshpotato: I know, that is just one wafer thin patty!

  125. 122.

    West of the Rockies

    April 14, 2020 at 8:16 pm

    @trollhattan:

    Remember back when dozens were waiting feverishly for the release of Bolton’s book?  Talk about missing the boat.

  126. 123.

    Kent

    April 14, 2020 at 8:16 pm

    @Brachiator: Yep. Point noted.

    It reminds me of conservatives who criticize the United Nations, even though the US clearly can determine UN policy.

    It’s because they don’t actually want to CHANGE it.  They want to rail against it for public effect.  Trump is doing the same damn thing.

  127. 124.

    Another Scott

    April 14, 2020 at 8:17 pm

    @trollhattan: The scientific article was published in Nature.  Doesn’t mean that it’s right, but it means it got through a rigorous review process and isn’t nonsense.

    https://www.nature.com/articles/s41423-020-0424-9

    NYMag has more – https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2020/04/more-bad-news-on-the-long-term-effects-of-the-coronavirus.html

    Cheers,
    Scott.

  128. 125.

    Baud

    April 14, 2020 at 8:18 pm

    Readership capture.

    Democratic voter motivation in Wisconsin has Republicans worried

  129. 126.

    JPL

    April 14, 2020 at 8:19 pm

  130. 127.

    Frankensteinbeck

    April 14, 2020 at 8:21 pm

    @trollhattan:

    Researchers in China and the US find that the virus that causes Covid-19 can destroy the T cells that are supposed to protect the body from harmful invaders

    Interesting, but not scary to me.  It’s an explanation of why it does what we already know it does rather than a newly discovered long term effect.

    @eric:

    trump is going to crush biden.

    One of the odder things about hardcore Berners is how they treat Bernie being the most electable candidate as a base assumption.  I mean, I see how the idea forms.  If everything is class struggle, Sanders is the only one leading that charge.  They feel super enthusiastic about Sanders and talk to other people super enthusiastic about Sanders and they don’t like Biden, so surely Biden must be someone no one really wants and Sanders must have a giant electoral power.  It’s just that it’s such a bedrock assumption to them, even though it’s now been flatly disproven, they can’t even address that possibility.  It’s not an ‘I will withhold my vote’ threat for most of them. either.  They just think it’s obvious.

  131. 128.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    April 14, 2020 at 8:22 pm

    @trollhattan:

    Yeah, more research is definitely needed. The HIV comparison jumped out at me

  132. 129.

    Immanentize

    April 14, 2020 at 8:22 pm

    @Elizabelle: @trollhattan:

    I wish I could embrace that alt. real myself. It makes me happy to imagine it. Like Dwayne Hoover in Breakfast of Champions? ?

  133. 130.

    Frankensteinbeck

    April 14, 2020 at 8:29 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka):

    The HIV comparison jumped out at me

    Don’t worry about it.  Attacking T cells is the mechanism responsible for people not recovering naturally from HIV.  People do recover naturally from this coronavirus.  This is already known and blatantly obvious.  If this was more than the most superficial similarity to HIV, the death rate would be pushing 100%.

  134. 131.

    Kent

    April 14, 2020 at 8:29 pm

    These last fews weeks have really revealed what an overrated mediocrity McConnell is. All his riders got caught and publicly repudiated, some by the white house. His negotiations with the House broke down before they started. Even his vote counting has been off. He can only block

    This is really a fundamental mis-reading of McConnell and the GOP Agenda over the past several decades.  They do not have any legislative agenda at all short of tax cuts.  Even the repeal Obamacare agenda really wasn’t all that serious, and more for public consumption than anything else.  There are basically four interlocking components of the conservative agenda and none of them really require any legislation.

    1.  Tax cuts, tax cuts, and more tax cuts.   They have rigged the system to do this via reconciliation so they don’t even need a filibuster proof majority to attain these.  And when Dems are in the White House they just continue to do the same thing.
    2. Judges.  Again, they just break every norm and jam through as many judges as they can on straight party line votes.  Doesn’t require any legislating, or even wheel dealing as the whole GOP caucus is lock step on more conservative judges.
    3. Dismantle the regulatory state.  This is accomplished primarily through the courts and through vandalizing executive branch agencies.  They don’t even bother trying to do the unpopular step of repealing the Clean Air Act, or Endangered Species Act, or Clean Water Act, or any of the other environmental laws that govern the country.  They just chip away at them through the judiciary and vandalize their enforcement when they hold the executive branch.  Same for labor laws, business regulation, banking regulation, and all the rest.
    4. Block every progressive initiative from the Democrats.

    None of that requires any sort of legislative mastermind or deal-maker in the Senate Majority.  It just requires someone like McConnell to be a relentless asshole.  Which he is perfect for.

  135. 132.

    Goku (aka Amerikan Baka)

    April 14, 2020 at 8:31 pm

    @Baud:

    They should be.

    Democrats are also delighted — and Republicans worried — about the geographic sweep of Karofsky’s victory. She dominated not only in the states’ two liberal strongholds, Milwaukee and Madison, but also in its suburbs and even some of its rural areas.

    […]

    Something else caught Franklin’s eye. Karofsky swept the counties in the state’s southwestern area, which included several that had voted for president Barack Obama in 2012 but shifted to Trump in 2016.

    This sounds like very good new

    Andrew Hitt, chairman of the Wisconsin Republican Party, said Democratic turnout was much higher than on the Republican side because of the presence of a Democratic presidential primary on the ballot and an uncontested primary for Republicans. He predicted that turnout will be much more even in November.

    “Hats off to Democrats for convincing Bernie to stay in the race to help Jill Karofsky,” Hitt said, referring to Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.), who conceded the Democratic nomination to former vice president Joe Biden the day after the Wisconsin primary. “I don’t know how they did it, but clearly that’s what they did.”

    What the fuck does that even mean?

    Keith Gilkes, a Republican strategist and longtime Walker adviser, said Trump’s strength in the northern part of the state remained solid, and he senses lack of real enthusiasm for Biden. But he noted that the Trump campaign cannot take for granted support from Republican suburban women and even some Republican suburban men.

    “It’s always a good warning for the Republican Party,” he said of the primary results. “I think it’s meant to help keep us on our feet. . . . This isn’t a gimme state and it just fuels our toss-up nature.”

    I think all these explanations by the Republicans are just wishful thinking

  136. 133.

    Frankensteinbeck

    April 14, 2020 at 8:32 pm

    @Kent:

    even the repeal Obamacare agenda really wasn’t all that serious, and more for public consumption than anything else.

    Dude, did you see McConnell’s face when the Obamacare repeal failed?  How he scrambled again and again to find ways that it might pass?  He cared very much about it.  He did his absolute level best to destroy medicare and medicaid.

  137. 134.

    Kent

    April 14, 2020 at 8:32 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): Were people turning out in the teeth of a pandemic to vote for Biden or Karofsky?   I don’t know the answer.  But it does affect how you read the results.

  138. 135.

    John Revolta

    April 14, 2020 at 8:35 pm

    @Frankensteinbeck: Well look. It’s just logic! Only Bernie can beat Trump. Trump is gonna crush Biden, who crushed Bernie, just like he crushed Hillary, who………….crushed Bernie. See?

  139. 136.

    Kent

    April 14, 2020 at 8:45 pm

    @Frankensteinbeck:Dude, did you see McConnell’s face when the Obamacare repeal failed?  How he scrambled again and again to find ways that it might pass?  He cared very much about it.  He did his absolute level best to destroy medicare and medicaid.

    Yes, I watched it live.  And saw the endless replays.  But I’m not convinced.  I think a lot of that was political theater.  Like the dog who caught the car and didn’t know what to do with it.

    The 2018 midterms would have been breathtakingly more one-sided and they might have actually actually lost the Senate in 2018 had they actually repealed Obamacare in the summer of 2018.  The 2018 mid-terms were already mostly about health care, but that would have been 10x more intense had they repealed it and tossed 15 million Americans off their insurance.   Beto, McCaskill, and Bill Nelson in Florida all lost with very narrow margins.  And even Joe Donnally in IN only lost by 6 points.  In an alternate history in which Obamacare got repealed, McConnell could have actually lost his Senate majority.  He is smart enough to know that.

  140. 137.

    Nora

    April 14, 2020 at 8:46 pm

    @Kent: Would people stand in line in the teeth of a pandemic to vote against Trump?  I certainly would.

  141. 138.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    April 14, 2020 at 8:48 pm

    @Frankensteinbeck: Yeah, beyond ideology, I think there is/was a deeply personal vindictiveness toward Obama in McConnell’s conduct over the last decade.

  142. 139.

    CliosFanBoy

    April 14, 2020 at 8:50 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka): sounds like a stripper name, or a porn star.

  143. 140.

    Kent

    April 14, 2020 at 8:54 pm

    @Nora:@Kent: Would people stand in line in the teeth of a pandemic to vote against Trump?  I certainly would.

    Yes, of course.  But Trump was running unopposed and Sanders had not yet dropped out.  So if it was mainly a Dem primary electorate then that could skew the results blue in the supreme court race.  On the other hand, if people were primarily turning out to vote on the supreme court race and the Dem primary was ancillary then the results may be more translatable to the general election.

  144. 141.

    negative 1

    April 14, 2020 at 9:01 pm

    @David ? ☘The Establishment☘? Koch: Stopping legislation takes no talent at all.  Any rep can do it, easily.  It’s easy not to bring it out of committee.  It’s easy to propose adding some ridiculous piece of pork.  Saying Moscow Mitch’s only talent is killing legislation is saying hes not really any good at anything.

  145. 142.

    japa21

    April 14, 2020 at 9:02 pm

    @Kent: Important to note that there is no party affiliation involved in the justice race. So people had to be aware of what each candidate represented. Additionally, Dems are notorious for voting top of the ticket in a primary and ignoring other races.

    So yes, the fact that there was a primary was important, although just about everybody understood Biden was going to be the nominee.   But they made sure they knew what was at stake in the SC race as well.

  146. 143.

    Amir Khalid

    April 14, 2020 at 9:15 pm

    @mrmoshpotato:

    It’s beef rib with the bone in, so it can’t be 8lb of meat. And besides, there’s three dogs and a cat with him. He’s probably going to share.

  147. 144.

    Frankensteinbeck

    April 14, 2020 at 9:22 pm

    @Kent:

    I think a lot of that was political theater. Like the dog who caught the car and didn’t know what to do with it.

    That works for his caucus.  It does not work for McConnell.  If he was just going through the motions to claim he did it, he could have stopped after the first or second attempt.  He had no reason to look so down on camera.  His voters were not going to notice the difference.  Plus, how hard he pushed the repeal got gigantic push back from the public, and he kept trying until he got a ‘literally nothing will pass’ result.  He did it past the point where it was hurting them for 2018.  No.  McConnell wanted Obamacare repealed, and it is consistent with all of his speech, actions, and expressions then, before, and since that he truly and deeply wants to gut the safety net.

  148. 145.

    Suzanne

    April 14, 2020 at 9:24 pm

    @Baud:

      I volunteer him as tribute.

    I volunteer him as live organ donor.

  149. 146.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    April 14, 2020 at 9:27 pm

    Look who’s helping. Again.

    Bo Erickson CBS @BoKnowsNews
    NEW
    @AOC weighs in on @JoeBiden assault allegation and says “it’s legitimate to talk about these things.” She said she finds “this kind of silencing of all dissent to be a form of gaslighting.” Biden camp denies allegation.

  150. 147.

    Amir Khalid

    April 14, 2020 at 9:36 pm

    @Baud:

    That CNN headline is actually wrong. All but one of the women leaders the story names are prime ministers. Prime ministers, including Federal Chancellor Merkel, are heads of government, not of state. (New Zealand’s head of state doesn’t even live in New Zealand; she lives in Britain.) Only the President of Taiwan is head of both government and state.

  151. 148.

    MisterForkbeard

    April 14, 2020 at 9:50 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: Sigh. Who is silencing it?

    Investigations by NYT and others show it to be pretty thin and not all of the accuser’s assertions are backed up. The Biden campaign says he didnt do it and they’ve encouraged people to investigate in order to prove it.

    What IS happening is that we’re asking people not to assume he’s a rapist without any real evidence.

  152. 149.

    J R in WV

    April 14, 2020 at 9:59 pm

    @(((CassandraLeo))):

    So glad to see you here commenting. Welcome — take care — stay in touch, please !!!

  153. 150.

    TS (the original)

    April 14, 2020 at 10:11 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka):

    Democratic turnout was much higher than on the Republican side because of the presence of a Democratic presidential primary on the ballot and an uncontested primary for Republicans.

    I think this one has some validity. Seems the GOP forgot to tell people there were items on the ballot other than the Presidential Primary – or the republicans have more fear of COVID-19 than they are  talking about.

  154. 151.

    TS (the original)

    April 14, 2020 at 10:17 pm

    @Amir Khalid:

    NZ Head of state does have representation in the country, via their Governor General – who is appointed by the Queen on advice of the NZ Governor. Their current GG is also a woman – so ladies all the way in NZ leadership.

  155. 152.

    BBA

    April 14, 2020 at 10:50 pm

    I wonder if McConnell’s mysterious discharge from the Army hides a career-ending scandal or a massive red herring. The latter is more likely, but it’d be irresponsible not to speculate.

  156. 153.

    Flea, RN

    April 14, 2020 at 10:50 pm

    @Goku (aka Amerikan Baka):

    He could have had even more information if he hadn’t fired the CDC epidemiologist stationed *in China* 6 months before the outbreak:

    Several months before the coronavirus pandemic began, the Trump administration eliminated a key American public health position in Beijing intended to help detect disease outbreaks in China, Reuters has learned.

    The American disease expert, a medical epidemiologist embedded in China’s disease control agency, left her post in July, according to four sources with knowledge of the issue. The first cases of the new coronavirus may have emerged as early as November, and as cases exploded, the Trump administration in February chastised China for censoring information about the outbreak and keeping U.S. experts from entering the country to help.

    “It was heartbreaking to watch,” said Bao-Ping Zhu, a Chinese American who served in that role, which was funded by the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, between 2007 and 2011. “If someone had been there, public health officials and governments across the world could have moved much faster.”

    More at the link:

    https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-china-cdc-exclusiv/exclusive-u-s-axed-cdc-expert-job-in-china-months-before-virus-outbreak-idUSKBN21910S

  157. 154.

    BBA

    April 14, 2020 at 10:58 pm

    There is plenty of blame to go around. Let’s not let our hatred of Il Douche blind us to the perfidy of the Chinese government and their wholly owned subsidiary, the WHO. But let’s also not let Il Douche off the hook for his malignant incompetence in managing this.

  158. 155.

    Captain C

    April 14, 2020 at 11:06 pm

    @BBA: The rumor (and only a rumor) I’ve heard has to do with the Love That Dared Not Speak Its Name In Those Times.  Though I have a hard time imagining McConnell into anything but piles of money and/or his own image in the mirror.

  159. 156.

    Villago Delenda Est

    April 15, 2020 at 12:09 am

    Alain is gone, and this vile creature is still with us.

    There is no fuckin’ justice.

  160. 157.

    Villago Delenda Est

    April 15, 2020 at 12:13 am

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: Well, gosh, Obama is an uppity ni*CLANG*.  How does one expect a Bourbon asshole like Mitch to behave?

  161. 158.

    RAM

    April 15, 2020 at 9:24 am

    The fact is, the modern Republican Party has lost the ability to govern. It’s something they have no interest in and it shows. Their interest is in acquiring power for themselves and money for their donors and they’ve found that destroying representative government, one bit at a time, is the most effective way to do that. Coupled with that are their persistent efforts to destroy the nation’s elections system. So when a crisis comes along that requires governing, they have no idea how to do it and really no inclination to do it anyway. This applies to the entire party at the state and national levels, and in many states at the local level, too. The GOP has become the enemy of democracy.

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