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You are here: Home / Politics / Glibertarianism / Late Night Horrorshow Open Thread: Terrible People Behaving Predictably

Late Night Horrorshow Open Thread: Terrible People Behaving Predictably

by Anne Laurie|  April 30, 202011:44 pm| 28 Comments

This post is in: Glibertarianism, Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Republican Venality, Assholes, Riveted By The Sociological Significance Of It All

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Happy Hitler death day! pic.twitter.com/nZgKBzdaKT

— Ad Infinitum (@Ad_Inifinitum) April 30, 2020

“Pro Life” advocate:

Ben Shapiro: "If somebody who is 81 dies of COVID-19, that is not the same thing as somebody who is 30 dying of COVID-19…If grandma dies in a nursing home at age 81, that's tragic and it's terrible, also the life expectancy in the United States is 80" pic.twitter.com/L2UJi95OUN

— Jason Campbell (@JasonSCampbell) April 29, 2020

If anyone knows Ben's grandma, hide her.

— Leslie on a Pike ?? (@Leslieoo7) April 29, 2020

TP-USA founder Charlie ‘Wear Your Diaper to Campus’ Kirk:

question, how is taking money from the federal government any more morally depraved than your standard business model of taking money from the suckers who willingly hand it over to you https://t.co/QlLXt01RGY

— kilgore trout, multiyear slanderer (@KT_So_It_Goes) April 29, 2020

You have to be able to document your tax filings and payroll which imagine would've been uncomfortable.

— Great&UnmatchedCavsKermit (@JbkJbk1234) April 29, 2020

Also gonna go ahead and call shenanigans on the idea that he and his employees make 7million a year, as a 1.2m PPP would imply.

— Surprised Face Guy (@SurprisedFace) April 29, 2020

UPDATE: In a post from Turning Point USA COO Tyler Bowyer, Bowyer contradicts @charliekirk11 and admits the organization DID in fact apply for the PPP loan, despite Kirk previously saying it "woud be in violation of our beliefs at Turning Point USA."https://t.co/PLYlDP2u9u

— Travis Akers (@travisakers) April 30, 2020

Dinesh D’Souza will sink to ANY challenge in the Terribleness Sweeps…

Millions of dead Africans would beg to differ. I volunteered in an AIDS orphanage in Kayelitsha, South Africa if you wants to talk about equal opportunity death and suffering, you coward. https://t.co/azG6CkvDXI

— Ash (@irisandmaeve) April 29, 2020

And then there’s this guy…

FREE AMERICA NOW

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) April 29, 2020

"I would call it, 'forcibly imprisoning people in their homes' against all their Constitutional rights, in my opinion, and breaking people's freedoms in ways that are horrible and wrong and not why people came to America or built this country," Musk said https://t.co/AZS9BmF0U2

— CNN Business (@CNNBusiness) April 30, 2020


FREE AMERICA?

NO, MONEY DOWN!

— Jazz Bono (@giantschleps) April 29, 2020

Elon hasn’t been this persecuted since they ended apartheid in South Africa https://t.co/NKobwuNGsd

— Kevin Bird, in these turbulent times (@itsbirdemic) April 29, 2020

Before someone takes this to mean "so you think he agrees with every single thing the south african government did" i'm just saying maybe living in an armored compound with fortifications to keep out black people that your state defined as non citizens has an effect on a person

— Gorilla Warfare (@MenshevikM) April 29, 2020

Of all the replies in the Musk thread this is my favorite pic.twitter.com/fGlPBT6xfM

— Gorilla Warfare (@MenshevikM) April 30, 2020

Elon Musk is dangerously wrong about the novel coronavirus https://t.co/HxrFj1Nny5 pic.twitter.com/a1bTYUfZJa

— The Verge (@verge) April 30, 2020

wonder how his prediction is goinghttps://t.co/FLquccHdVS

— CEEDEE SZN (@jerruh_jones) April 29, 2020

Time for another round of everyone's favorite game "This Comic Is Suddenly Topical Again" pic.twitter.com/WsSaoeCy0D

— jon rosenberg?????? (@jonrosenberg) April 29, 2020

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28Comments

  1. 1.

    NotMax

    April 30, 2020 at 11:50 pm

    Dear Mr. Musk,

    People come to this country in expectation of a better life.

    Please notice the “life” part.

    Thank you.

  2. 2.

    debbie

    April 30, 2020 at 11:55 pm

    It’s long past time to cull the assholes.

  3. 3.

    Anya

    April 30, 2020 at 11:58 pm

    I am old enough to remember when these monsters were yelling about “death panels” because the ACA  required Medicare to pay if enrollees wanted to have conversations with their doctors about “advance directives” and now they want sacrifice grandma for “the economy”.

  4. 4.

    Jay Noble

    April 30, 2020 at 11:58 pm

    TPUSA – In order to reject $1.2 million you had to have at least had an expectation of getting $1.2 million if not having it already in hand. Somebody woke up to the scrutiny that is coming out of the PPP.

  5. 5.

    NotMax

    May 1, 2020 at 12:00 am

    @debbie

    There’s a place for assholes.

    In the rear, not out front.

    ;)

  6. 6.

    Timurid

    May 1, 2020 at 12:05 am

    Happy 4/30, everybody…

  7. 7.

    HumboldtBlue

    May 1, 2020 at 12:05 am

    Well, that’s a helluva nightcap, Anne.

  8. 8.

    West of the Cascades

    May 1, 2020 at 12:06 am

    Elon Musk will be a hard one when it comes time to assign places in the tumbrels – should he be in the low-triple digit carts for the guillotine, or simply crammed into a spacecraft and fired into the Sun?

  9. 9.

    West of the Cascades

    May 1, 2020 at 12:08 am

    @Anya: skip the “death panels” and go straight to “death.”

  10. 10.

    West of the Rockies

    May 1, 2020 at 12:18 am

    I dig Space X launch videos.  I really dislike Musk.  What a pissant.

  11. 11.

    Duane

    May 1, 2020 at 12:24 am

    @NotMax: You think Diaper Dandy Kirk is bad then along comes Elon Musk. Imprisoned in their homes?  WTF. He’s delusional.

  12. 12.

    SectionH

    May 1, 2020 at 12:26 am

    THAT’S Musk? Eewwwww.

  13. 13.

    Steeplejack

    May 1, 2020 at 12:27 am

    Succint takedown of Charlie Kirk:

    Dude, you run a tax exempt 501(c)(3) that receives tax deductible donations.

    Tax?breaks?are?government?assistance?. t.co/Eltp31YyUf

    — Connor Ewing (@ConnorMEwing) April 30, 2020

  14. 14.

    Steeplejack

    May 1, 2020 at 12:33 am

    Just tuning in to the beginning of Across 110th Street (1972) on TCM to catch the great theme song by Bobby Womack. Movie is actually pretty good for the blaxploitation genre.

    Oops, forgot that the opening-credits mix sucks. Better version here.

  15. 15.

    Viva BrisVegas

    May 1, 2020 at 12:34 am

    “Our constitution is great, but it doesn’t necessarily give us the right to commit suicide, okay?” – Donald Trump July 2016.

    Who said there isn’t a Trump quote for every occasion?

  16. 16.

    mdblanche

    May 1, 2020 at 12:36 am

    Why can’t Elon Musk be like an old fashioned drug-addled eccentric billionaire designer of impractical transportation and instead be so paranoid about germs that he self-isolates in a hotel penthouse?

  17. 17.

    Robmassing

    May 1, 2020 at 12:36 am

    “It’s unconstitutional, in my opinion.”

    That’s the great thing about opinions. They require no explanation, can be based on nothing.

  18. 18.

    Duane

    May 1, 2020 at 12:48 am

    @West of the Cascades: Guillotines made from unfinished Teslas then Space-X shuttles into the sun. Irony makes a comeback.

  19. 19.

    Bill Arnold

    May 1, 2020 at 12:49 am

    The Mike/Mother Pence mask thing might not go away.

    Karen Pence told @foxandfriends this morning that @VP was not made aware of the @MayoClinic mask policy until his visit was over. This contradicts a Mayo tweet that he was made aware of the policy before beginning his visit.
    — John Roberts (@johnrobertsFox) April 30, 2020

    All of us who traveled with him were notified by the office of @VP the day before the trip that wearing of masks was required by the @MayoClinic and to prepare accordingly. t.co/LFqh27LusD
    — Steve Herman (@W7VOA) April 30, 2020

    Who would have suspected that Mother is a liar?
    James 3:6: And the tongue is a fire, a world of iniquity. The tongue is so set among our members that it defiles the whole body, and sets on fire the course of nature; and it is set on fire by hell.

  20. 20.

    Steeplejack

    May 1, 2020 at 12:52 am

    @mdblanche:

    I’d like to see longer fingernails and more urine collection in plastic jugs as an alternative.

  21. 21.

    TriassicSands

    May 1, 2020 at 1:53 am

    Ben Shapiro is an idiot. The average life expectancy of an 81-year-old American woman is about 9 years, not “she should have died last year” as his words would imply.

    Dying at 81 is not necessarily tragic, nor is it necessarily terrible. But if Grandma’s death is caused by, say, irresponsible policies of the president, her state’s governor, or just an irresponsible neighbor who thinks there are only rights and no responsibilities associated with citizenship, then her death is, indeed, tragic and if it is from COVID-19, then it is almost certainly terrible.

    Shapiro seems to think that an 80-year-old has ten minutes to live and an 81-year-old should have died last year. But, then, he’s a Republican, so idiocy is required!

  22. 22.

    TriassicSands

    May 1, 2020 at 1:58 am

    @Viva BrisVegas:

    Today’s Republicans have made it clear that the Constitution is not only a suicide pact, it is also a murder-suicide pact.

  23. 23.

    Sister Golden Bear

    May 1, 2020 at 2:13 am

    @West of the Cascades: Why not both?

  24. 24.

    lahke

    May 1, 2020 at 2:27 am

    I get the impression that he used Michael Jackson’s plastic surgeon….

  25. 25.

    spc123

    May 1, 2020 at 3:15 am

    Musk is just pissed because this was supposed to be Tesla’a breakthrough year – showing positive cash flow and the first signs of profitability, new factories on line, etc. And now he’ll have to suck it up like everyone else. Oh well.

  26. 26.

    Enhanced Voting Techniques

    May 1, 2020 at 3:34 am

    More examples the Republicans are just a pack of useless, lazy idiots and nothing more

    cbsnews.com/news/georgia-drivers-test-parents-permission/

    Georgia is now allowing people to get their drivers’ licenses without having to take a driving test during the coronavirus pandemic. Qualifying teenagers in the state just need their parents’ permission to get one.

    Georgia Governor Brian Kemp signed an executive order last week that is still in effect due to the COVID-19 pandemic.The road test requirement has been waived for teens applying for driver’s licenses, but other requirements such as completing necessary driving hours with parents is still required, according to Georgia’s Department of Driver Services.

  27. 27.

    Boris Rasputin (the evil twin)

    May 1, 2020 at 12:11 pm

    @Enhanced Voting Techniques: All the more reason to never drive in Georgia.

    Hey, would those licences be valid ID for voting?

  28. 28.

    SWMBO

    May 1, 2020 at 4:52 pm

    @Boris Rasputin (the evil twin): If you have a valid photo id in most places, you can vote.  My son can’t drive but he has a valid photo id that he can use in place of a driver’s license.  He can’t vote either because of the plenary guardianship.

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